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Argument: Vaggie vs Angel
Charlie: (wakes up from an afternoon nap to a commotion downstairs) What's going on?
Husk: Vaggie and Angel are fighting.
Charlie: Oh, No!
Husk: Not fist fighting. They're hurling insults at each other.
Angel: I hope your vagina dries out to the point that there isnt even enough lube in Lust to moisten you up again, you two-third pint of sour cream!
Vaggie: I hope that your legs get so gnarled and coiled that they resemble olive branches, so the only porn you'll be doing is feet shit!
Angel: MAY YOUR TAMALES TURN OUT DRY AND FLAVORLESS!!!
Hazbins: Oooooh!!!
Vaggie: (face is completely flushed in anger) MAY YOUR MARINARA SAUCE NEVER CLING TO YOUR PASTA!!!
Hazbins: (Gasp in complete shock)
Angel: (gasps and bites his knuckles) That's my MOTHER'S recipe!!!
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procrastiel · 7 months
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you wanna know what I want?
I want them to make out and be happy and live their best life, and I can't have that for the next 3 years so I am trapped in a constant state of want just as Crowley and Aziraphale are
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bloodmoon24 · 2 months
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N: Where are you going?
Vox: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I’ll decide in the car
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mr-bowtieman · 1 year
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Prince Dick!: Timmy guess who's here!
Prince Tim!: My knights!
Prince Dick!: No your older brother!
Prince Tim!: But your my older brother, call the guards,
Prince Jason!: Your other older brother,
Prince Tim!: I'll call the guards
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puppyeared · 1 month
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auggie!!
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mrmillipede · 2 months
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OUUGGHHAAAAUUHHH this MAY be thirst
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aborddelimpala · 1 year
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SPN + Pop Culture | TV Show references
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thatnununguy · 1 month
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his love language is kicking people <333
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elleplaysotome · 1 year
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BREAKING NEWS!!!!
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IKEMEN MC MAGICAL GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!
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daily-hanamura · 7 months
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flowerprintundies · 6 months
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The Skin Of Our Teeth (1983)
Rue McClanahan and Jeffrey Combs
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EVERYONE
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LOOK WHAT I GOT
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bloodmoon24 · 2 years
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Ironman: SpiderMan, guess who’s here
SpiderMan: My date
Ironman: Your husband
SpiderMan: I don’t have a husband. Call the police
Deadpool: *came in* Your future husband!
SpiderMan: I’ll call the police 😑
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kstarlitchaotics · 6 months
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Bruce: How is the cooking coming Alfred?
Alfred: Quite good sir. I got everything I need; Coconut, eggs, unbleached flour and rum.
Dick: Ooh you're gonna make rum cake?
*Alfred purring the rum into glass*: No Master Dick I am not.
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mentalmeles · 1 year
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After developing my Golden Guard OC, Azazel, for a hot minute, I’ve come to the conclusion that he is not entirely cis. Sometimes he feels perfectly comfortable in his own skin, while other days he feels more like a girl rather than a boy. He’s not entirely sure what this means for him, but he’s taking it one step at a time 🥰
Azazel is part of an AU my friends, @vibing-red and @piptheorionsimp made called the ‘Ghost Castle AU’ uwu
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waterfire1848 · 1 year
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[ Mai trying to get a rise out of Azula. ]
Mai, talking about Katara: She is the gayest woman in this room.
Azula: Take that back!
Mai: The lesbian is dead long live the pansexual.
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