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malphasegg · 1 year
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drvscarlett · 1 month
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Let Him Cook Pt4
Series Part 1, 2, 3, 4
Taglist: @bookstore-of-dreams @barcelonaloverf1life @ririyulife @minseok-smaus @mehrmonga @sltwins @charlesgirl16 @six-call @spideybv28 @casperlikej @weekendlusting @janeholt3 @evie-119 @leilanixx @randomgirlnumber-13 @itsjustkhaos
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Y/NCooks just posted a photo.
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Y/NCooks Finally some vitamin seaaaaaaaaaaaaa
User1 Oh she is living the life!
Friend1 Say hi to the boyfriend for me
YNCooks he says hi Friend1 enjoy lovebirds!!!
User2 She is so hot and her boyfriend is equally hot. Power couple!
User3 Something about that back and that filter seems kinda familiar.
User4 OMG right? Its like I know it from somewhere but I can't pinpoint it. User5 I thought I was the only one but it seems like its really familiar.
User6 Its giving a pinterest vibes! She is everything I aspire to be.
User7 Are you still the one in-charge of cooking Y/N?
Y/NCooks Yuppp. But don't worry because he lifts the grocery and pays for the food, its an equal relationship User8 The boyfriend seems like a catch
User9 God when will it be me?
Charles_Leclerc just posted a photo.
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Charles_Leclerc good food and good company
User1 Who is that??? Who is that hand?????
User2 Charles is finally breaking his single streak, a sad day for all the Charles girlies
PierreGasly Oh so that's why your boat was missing Charles_Leclerc I'm not discussing it here PierreGasly We just want to know, who is the lucky lady User3 Ohmygod Pierre just found out just like we all did
User4 That blue filter is back
User5 Just when we thought he forgot about it
User6 why is everyone and their partners softlaunching in a yacht
User7 who else is in a yacht? User6 There's this homecook and masterchef winner named Y/N that is softlaunching their partner on a yacht User7 Oh bestie that back looks familiar, don't you think User9 User9 SUSPICIOUS!!! User9 Nah, I highly doubt Charles can bag a chef. I mean the man couldn't cook pasta and its just pasta User7 you are probably right, im just delulu
"This is getting mildly annoying"Charles pouted "Usually they are quick to connect the pieces"
"All in due time honey"
It was actually a funny thing for you since fans find it highly impossible that Charles could bag a chef as his partner. You wouldn't tell Charles but you admit that his cooking skills is not a major selling point to a lot of chefs out there.
Ever since MasterChef ended, you two have been open about going public. The relationship has been kept in wraps for over 3 years so Charles is feeling pretty confident that it has already been a tested by time. But more than that, Charles opened up how he wanted to go public so that he'll be able to showcase his support.
"I can't wait for them to figure it out just so I can tell the world that I am the luckiest guy in the world for having you as my partner" he clings to you as a loopy smile appears on his face.
"And I can't wait to showcase the world how you have been drastically improving with your cooking skills" you smile "You can be my sous chef when you are off season"
"I'm not really sure if you are being sarcastic but I'll take this as a win and I'm considering myself masterchef approved"
The Gordon incident
There were 5 missed calls from Charles which made you slightly worried. You were unable to answer the call since you were driving home. You immediately rushed to the apartment and you saw a weird scenario. Charles was spread out on the floor, face down and seems to be in pain.
"What happened to you?"you asked as you set down your bag at the counter.
"Leave me be, I am a disgrace. I have fallen from heaven." Charles moped.
"Seriously honey, what's going on. You are scaring me"
Charles only lifted his phone for you to look at. You looked at it and it was a screenshot from Twitter with a quote tweet from Gordon about the pasta incident.
"Charles, you can't bag a chef if your cooking is as disastrous as that. Call me when you have the time-Oh my god. Gordon did not just say that" you burst out laughing.
"Laugh in my misery, go ahead and laugh."
You have to contain your giggles but then you cannot seem to help yourself. Charles continued to mope at the floor how no one will believe that you are his girlfriend now.
"It was just one time that I wasn't able to cook pasta properly, one time"
"Yes honey but the internet is forever"
After a while, Charles got up and you were slightly confused when he started bringing out the pots and pans out of the cupboard. He took out some of the pasta and then he grabbed his apron.
"You are going to teach me and we won't stop till I get a good pasta redemption" Charles said with full determination.
There was a bright idea that suddenly popped in your head, "I think I can do something better than that"
You started to type in your phone and after a while your phone started ringing. A familiar face on the screen and Charles almost fainted after hearing the accent.
"YOU GOT GORDON ON SPEED DIAL TO TEACH ME?"
Dinner with the drivers
The Australian Grand Prix was the first time that you actually met Charles' friends and former teammates. Charles arranged for an exclusive dinner with the grid drivers of 2025 in your restaurant.
"How did you get a reservation here Charles? I have been trying to get one for my parents, they love the Chef here and supported her during the masterchef days"Oscar asked.
"I know someone" Charles was trying his best to suppress his grin and elaborate further.
"Make sure to tell me later, I would love to bring my parents here. Cheers mate"
Dinner went on progressively well. There were variation of cuisines available and it catered to their specific Even Lewis loved that the vegan option was vast and Nando even agrees that if this is how much food options vegan has then he can go Vegan.
It was now tiMe for dessert and some drivers opted for a coffee while some thinks they deserve for a cheat day.
"Is this Ferrari's new strategy to shaving weight?"Max joked "Make the other drivers eat more so the car will be unbalanced"
"Fred is getting more creative with his strategy eh. Last year with my appendix and this year with Charles' food"Carlos agreed
The whole table erupted with the antics but Pierre is dying with curiosity already. Charles kept on mentioning how tonight is a really important night for him to announce something. He can't forget this dinner since its all that Charles has been talking about ever since they arrived in Australia.
"But in all honesty, you said you have something to tell us Charles" Pierre wondered "I'm dying to know"
Charles excused himself for a second and all the drivers on the table watched as he went to the kitchen. You were still in your chef's jacket when Charles spotted you.
"Is it time already? Do I look okay?"
"You look more than gorgeous mon amour"Charles replied, giving you a soft kiss to the cheeks.
The two of you walked out of the kitchen with hands interlaced with one another. The table suddenly fell quiet as they saw the two of you approaching the table. Charles has the most smug grin on his face.
"Everyone, I would like you to introduce the talented and amazing Chef for tonight Y/N" Charles lifted your intertwined hands "And she's also my girlfriend"
The drivers were all silent and shocked as they pieced out everything together. Then the flurry of questions started.
"Did you try Charles' pasta?" "Were you poisoned to say yes to him?" "How on earth did Charles get a MasterChef winner" "Can you teach me how you made the appetizer with the pea and corn"
It was so funny and you two were in a long night for explaining. But as you sat down bext to Charles, you felt at ease. You know that you can handle anything together.
The accidental reveal
Charles_Leclerc just posted a photo.
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Charles_Leclerc We’ll do everything together to get as many of those trophies in the years to come
User1 Charles is a future WDC
User2 those trophies needs a little bit of polishing, don't you think?
User3 The dust that they have been collecting
User4 Leave the man alone, he's away from home 24/7
User5 is it just me or did you guys see the MasterChef trophy at the back
User6 isn't that the australian trophy, maybe its the p2 from last year User7 nooo! User5 is right, it has the logo
User8 SIR THAT TROPHY IN THE BACK ISN'T YOURS
landonorris lol since when did you have time to do a sidequest with masterchef while we race User10 LANDO! maxverstappen1 surprised he can hold himself till the end. CarlosSainz55 surprised he can cook Charles_Leclerc uninvited for dinner landonorris NOW WAIT A SECOND
Charles_Leclerc and Y/NCooks posted a photo.
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Charles_Leclerc spot the game difference is getting difficult.
User1 Man really said fuck it!
User2 I can't believe this crossover
User3 If someone told me this happened a year ago, I would have laughed at you User4 There is no way Charles_Leclerc Why not, I have lots of redeeming qualities
User5 So you mean to say Charles Leclerc is the boyfriend she has been talking about in MasterChef. How did we not piece this out together?
User6 The adopted by the italian family. The cake after Charles P3 in Jeddah. The long distance relationship. THE LECLERC BROTHERS AS HER CLOSEST FRIENDS. HOW DID WE NOT SEE IT User7 I think its because we think Charles can't bag Y/N Charles_Leclerc you all underestimated me
User8 My new favorite trope, the woman who loves to cook for Gordon and the man who loves to get grilled by Gordon
User9 IM LAUGHING! Remember that tweet Charles_Leclerc I'll have you know that I have improved!
User12 Where can I get Y/N, she is so beautiful and talented
Charles_Leclerc sorry out of stock!!!!
User10 Im laughing at how Charles is fighting everyone in the comment section. He really said, he has time
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Y/NCooks the first two was taken two weeks into dating. We preferred staying indoors and the comforts of the house so we could have our privacy. Charles burned the fries and that's a photo of him insisting it was crispy not burnt // fast forward to two weeks ago when he insisted on cooking pasta and making pizza, it was pretty good. The pasta was actually al dente and the pizza was made from scratch.
Thank you honey for growing with me for the past 3 years. I love you all the way from Melbourne to Monaco (or whichever country you are in rn)
User1 This is so wholesome, I ship them together
User2 CHARLES CREMATED THE FRIES
User3 3 YEARS???? THAT MADE ME EVEN MORE SURPRISED
Gordongram FINALLY. The boyfriend is revealed. Hope I can taste some of your cooking Charles_Leclerc
Charles_Leclerc please have mercy on me Y/NCooks He cooks as much as he can so he can cook for you as a thanks for your tutorial lessons User5 GORDON TAUGHT CHARLES???? WHATTTT
User6 God I have seen what you have done for others
User7 I'm looking back at every post of Y/N about the boyfriend. I think I'm sleeping at the highway
User8 same, they are so lovely with each other
User9 Couple goals!
Charles_Leclerc I love you so much. But I thought you deleted that first date photo
Y/NCooks the internet is forever honeyyyyy User10 I love them so much
landonorris so now the cat is out of the bag, can you teach me how to cook now?
yukitsunoda0511 me tooooo! maxverstappen1 i wanna learn too Charles_Leclerc you're cooking maxverstappen1 ??? maxverstappen1 if you can cook, anyone can cook Charles_Leclerc you are always cooking during the races, let me have this maxverstappen1 no :)) landonorris I JUST WANT COOKING LESSONS!
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nyimasu · 1 year
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───── 𝐸𝑁𝐷𝐿𝐸𝑆𝑆 𝑁𝐼𝐺𝐻𝑇
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PAIRING — incubus!getō x fem!reader
SYNOPSIS — who says sex demons aren't allowed to fall in love with humans? getō certainly was the first one to break the rules, and he hasn't looked back ever since.
CW — mention of a previous fight between you and suguru, mind control (just at the beginning), pillow humping, power play, teasing, implied somnophilia but consent has been granted beforehand by reader, orgasm delay, thighjob/thigh fucking (don't know if it's the same thing so here we go), degradation kink, getō acts as nothing matters to him and he's slightly demanding of you but he softens towards the end.
WC — 2.3k ;; cross-posted on ao3
ANYA'S CORNER — I really don't know what this is lmao I was just horny, that's it.
P.S : I have an idea for vampire!nanami but I need to slow down *sighs and explodes*
REBLOGS ARE HIGHLY APPRECIATED!
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He is going to deny you the pleasure of his body pressed against yours tonight. 
So pretty, is what Suguru thinks as he sits on the chair under the window. You have left it open, for you knew he was going to come back to you, eventually.
But for all the wrong reasons.
His eyes land on the king-size bed before him, travel down on you peacefully sleeping in it as if you didn’t argue with him not so long ago. 
Geto crosses his legs as you stir in your sleep. Low, deep breaths escape your chest when you turn, body curled towards the dark-haired man. A part of you always seems to sense his presence. 
Funny, considering how desperate you were for him to leave just a couple of hours ago. 
The topic you had discussed so unanimously about didn’t matter now, because what made him storm out of your flat had been your attitude. Petty with dashes of childishness here and there. Provocative at best. 
Destructive at worst. 
However, you forgot one simple truth: Suguru is no mere human you can lash out at. 
He’s never been one to begin with.
Whenever his heart, as inhuman or depraved as it is, tells him to take things further, he goes so far that the line between acceptable and unacceptable blurs into a teary mist you try to tear apart with your love.
But sometimes even your affection means nothing, and it’s not enough to win over Suguru’s most primal and true urges. And tonight they are clawing at his insides, screaming at their master to set them free.
Vision trailing down to the apex of your thighs, Geto cocks his head to the side before lifting a hand, palm facing you. His smile borders a grin when he moves a finger, because you shift in your sleep almost painfully, tearing both the blanket and comforter off your body to cool down. It’s him, caressing your flesh and bones with nothing but a swift of his power, that elicits the loudest reactions out of you. 
Winter’s cold kiss is still lingering in the air despite the fact it’s March already and even in the darkest of nights such as this one, Suguru is able to see how the fabric of the white night dress you have on does nothing to conceal the arousal pooling at the front of your underwear, inner thighs glistening with it. Its sheerness doesn’t soothe you, not even one bit, and how you rub your thighs together in search of relief speaks for itself. Goosebumps run over your skin, probably because of the sudden change in temperature laced with the lasting effects of mind control.
That doesn’t bother your still asleep mind and impatience gnaws at you as one of your hands flies to your chest, fingers kneading the tender flesh of your tits all while airless whimpers still fall past your lips, nose buried in the pillow. It’s still not enough and Suguru relishes in your despair. 
His sole presence in the room is enough for your blood to pump faster, and the incubus uses it to his advantage when he flicks his hand a second time and you flip on your stomach, hands planted on either side of your head while you rise on your knees, torso still plastered against the mattress.  
“Oh, I know what to do with you, now. What a dirty little girl you are.” he coos in the dead in the night and faux innocence as dense as treacle scorches the air as Geto adds, “And you have the nerve to call me heartless.”
He’s just taken a peak at what you are dreaming about and despite his frustration, the tent of his pants strains as flashes of your wet dreams flood his mind, washing over him like thunderous waves.
He should be used to it by now, right? He’s a sex demon, after all. One who lured many women to their orgasmic downfall for centuries.
But then he met you, and the most powerful incubus ever born had become putty in your hands; tonight he’s going to remind you of what he’s really capable of, though.
He’s elated to see you grab the other pillow eagerly — his pillow, which bears the intoxicating essence of his lust — and throw it between your knees. They spread even further on the damp mattress, soaked in your sweat, as the metallic zip on the side grazes your clothed clit and a muffled moan warms the bed beneath you.
Now, that’s something he hasn’t ordered you to do.
“Look who’s decided to wake up. Was I too rough?” Geto circles the end of the bed, tutting to himself while walking oh-so slowly in your direction. Once he’s close, the incubus falls to his knees to then tilt again his head where yours is. To his surprise, he finds out you’re more than awake.
Your eyes are wide in need, vision tunnelled on Suguru’s hand coming to rest close to your face as you keen. His voice wraps around you so tightly that you can’t help but sigh, all other sounds fading and blending in his voice. 
“Suguru, I’m s-”
He shuts you up with a single glance at your pleading lips and now you come to understand once more how terrifying incubi can turn out to be. He was right, you had forgotten about his true nature but don’t worry.
He’s going to make sure you won’t repeat the same mistake ever again.
“You have nothing to apologise for. Not yet.” he snaps his fingers and suddenly your body isn’t yours again. To your relief he’s just adjusted its position in front of him, your side profile now his to stare at or ignore; the zip brushes against your lower folds this time and you mewl. The friction is delicious, and you want to come so, so hard you almost lose sight of what’s happening. 
Yes, almost, because judging by the look in Suguru’s eyes, he won’t let you do so for a while. He’s going to toy with you all night long. His reputation as the most teasing demon of them all always preceded him, so he’ll just pull the strings and watch everything unfold from his place next to you.
Literally.
As if he’s reading your mind — well, he does read minds and he’s read them countless times, but tonight he prefers not to since he already knows what goes on in your pretty head —, Suguru draws back to observe your body quiver while trying to resist his powers. All to no avail.
He internally chuckles at that as he continues, “You’ll beg me to touch you by the end of the night. I might have a change of heart, though. 
Don’t call me names again, or I’ll make sure you never come again for the rest of your life. You know I can do that.
Am I clear?”
The nod you give him is gingery. He’s intimidating, yet the tone he’s used just now makes you go insane. God. 
Another wave of slick escapes you, dripping onto the cushion between your legs. You try to hide how much his words affect you and close your legs, but Suguru notices it right away. His grin grows even more as you, practically painting, squirm in excitement, eyes flicking up to him the moment he scoots closer again. He raises a hand above your head, fingers ghosting over the nape as you see his nails elongate to turn into full-on black, sharp claws.
Hope blooms in your heart like a flower. 
Maybe he’s going to touch you-
Geto stomps on that feeble desire by quickly pushing two fingers downward and there go your legs, too, lowering onto the pillow as you yelp. His mental grip on you is gentle but stern all the same. 
As if it isn't overwhelming enough, your partner caresses- no, brushes against your nape only to tease you and red jolts of frustration shot through your limbic system.
Tonight he’s the embodiment of danger, clothed in nothing but his need to conquer your senses, smother your entire being. Now more than ever, Geto Suguru ignites your fight or flight responses.
You know what they say about incubi. Whatever floats their boats is theirs to decide, and you’re always open to any kind of tempest Geto is willing to bring your way.
Whatever he wants, he gets.
But despite everything, you’re still desperately close to cum by just staring at his face.
In a last effort to plead innocence, you look at Geto with doe eyes. He licks his lips in response, unfazed.
His resentful laugh is even sharper when his hot breath fans over you as he exhales, “A bit wet under the ears, aren’t we? Now play with yourself. 
I want you to crave me.”
As if I’m not a goner for you already, you tell yourself while Geto tuts again, his raised index and middle finger parting for a second and then close shut to rub against each other. It’s lewd, obscene.
It turns you on beyond common sense.
Your body acts on its own accord once again, and a loud moan tears your throat apart when the zip kisses your clit. But nothing can stop Suguru’s plans now, not even your airless whimpers getting lost in the deep thrusts, his gaze alternating between your face and your thighs. What a nice view.
Your stuttering hips snap against the soft pillow harder and harder, hands shoved in your own under the headboard and you grit your teeth so tightly pain starts to spread across the jaw; his shit-eating grin and elbow planted on one knee to hold his head as he watches you in silence. That’s what he’s accomplished as he never ceases to drink in each messy breath you take, your determination to take over endearing.
Whenever you try to speak, the incubus sighs and brings you closer to the edge, the pace only increasing in force to rile you up further. 
By the time his hold on you loosens, you are a breath away from fainting. Or coming, you can’t tell the difference at this point. 
Especially since a thick layer of sweat coats your skin and you feel as if your pupils, blown in exhaustion, are ready to burst out as your head hits the headboard to catch some air. You’re on your knees now, pillow hot and cramped between your legs, your panties now soiled and abraded. But nothing compares to your ego, battered and ready to disintegrate under Geto’s stern look.
“Please forgive me, Suguru. I can’t do this anymore. You were right and I was wrong. At least let me touch you.
Please.” supplication after supplication, you repeat the last word with more emphasis than before.
Just as he predicted, you’re a beggar, thirsty for blissful mercy. Surprisingly enough, you’ve lasted more than the incubus thought you would be capable of.      
Something in his features soften at the beseeches so you carry on. You even dare to stretch out a hand and touch his tensed legs, too in a hurry to wait for his permission. 
He’s still crouched besides you and the warmth of his body so close to yours after such a rough treatment ignites a chain reaction. The first one to cave in is you, of course, but the one to crumble harder is none other than the embodiment of Sex itself. 
Geto. Proud, maddening Geto.
But sometimes, just sometimes, he’s your oblivious incubus.
He realises the entity of his mistake once his claws fly to your pussy and shreds what’s left of your underwear. The action is too fast to give you any sort of comfort, its only purpose to prolong the torture because now every flimsy barrier you may have had before with the chill kiss of the night is gone. Yet you endure it, smiling in the pillow all while you watch Geto rise to his feet and bares his cock. 
“Fuck.” you can’t help but feel your mouth water at the sight of the thick vein running along his shaft, pulsating with need. Is it for you? 
Clenching around nothing you sob as he, for a lack of better words, shoves your upper half flush on the mattress. Throwing the drenched pillow out of the way, he quickly goes to occupy the empty space.
Not so fast.
Apparently you still have some strength left in you and decide to use it by lurching towards his erection. Suguru growls, surprised, as your lower brushes him, yet you don’t give up just yet and begin to rut against him. After a few seconds, he regains control of the situation and quickly binds his hands to your hips, grounding you on him.
Electricity runs through your body as you stare at him from above the shoulder, feeling victorious.
“I see what you did here”, he begins, digging deeper into your flesh. “You’ve never been really asleep, haven’t you?”
You shake your head. “Not really. But I wanted to see how far you were willing to go to make me pay for what I said, so that’s why I let you use your mind control’s powers on me. God, I missed seeing the real you. But I really meant what I said earlier, Suguru. I’m sorry.
It was unfair to call you heartless. You’re not.”
For the first time since he’s come back, Geto laughs. His laughter is brimming with joy and pure enamourment, so the next, natural step for him to follow is to bend over and capture your lips in a heated kiss. 
Yet he doesn’t give you time to respond, because he’s quick to bring two fingers together abruptly, and your legs and knees close shut; startled, you cry out in Geto’s mouth. 
But when his dick slips through the tight space between your legs, pounding you without actually slamming himself into you, the knot in your stomach comes back stronger than ever.
“Now that we’re at it, dirty girl", Suguru licks your ear shell and you screech. His voice is hoarse and his body incandescent as he whispers,
"I'm going to melt every impure thought of yours and replace them with my cum. How about that?”
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🎙️ just saw your post asking about blog recs…step up to the stage bc i need some!!!!
BLOGS RECOMMENDATION <3
— mostly jjk, but also chainsaw man and aot
*taping the mic* okay here are my nominees with some fics recomendations as well
disclaimers!
lemme start saying so plot is everything to me, pwp can be hot but i'll hardly remember it afterwards, that being said here's some writers that can do both great plots and hot scenes.
also while digging i realize i wasn’t following some of those and if you noticed im sorry im dumb but i truly love your writing.
i tried to tag every active blog i could remember but it’s possible i forgot a few since i’ve been reading more jjk recently. if i forgot you im so sorry please don’t take offense.
many blogs i loved were deactivated, rest in piece great works they had.
everything i read i reblog under the tag #recs
@thekillingmoonmoon ofc moon is the first one i think when the topic "best writers" come up, i freaking love her and everything she does its not even fair to pick one thing so im picking 3, this super passionate toji work that i re-read at an alarming frequency (which btw i consider my own personal gift). yakuza choso and yuki aka the hottest duo ever. the cherry on top is her kishibe series (just realized i gotta catch up on)
@rinhaler - luxe is def on my top 3, she comes up with very organic scenes. even if it's a simple plot she can develop it so originally. I recently read her underground fighter!sukuna and i'm still thinking about it.
@laudthingcat has the best headcanons in the jjk fandom hands down, it’s the perfect dose of hot funny and cute, pick anything from her masterlist it’s guaranteed you’ll have a good time reading it. when you moan their name in your sleep in particular gives me butterflies
@meownotgood is obviously the best aki writer out there, you can see the love for aki in their words and how they write him so well and so into character. arrival in tokyo is truly a masterpiece, they also have a +100k words series i've been wanting to read for a while but i want to rewatch chainsaw man first hehe, i'm 100% sure is fire tho.
@kentoangel roma writes choso like she's in love with him and you can tell. shes always on my for you and even her snippets are *chefs kiss* special kudos to stepbrother!choso
@kentopedia i just realized i'm assigning a writer per character and nanami is definitely rylie's. the domestic lovely way she writes him makes me forget canon.
@tojisun another blog that is very often on my for you page. cannot talk about toji fics without bringing up sun, everything she writes about him has me furiously nodding. not to mention simon and konig, just talking about them makes me wanna run to her blog and binge read everything
@chocochipsushi 's bodyguard toji is unforgetable to me, i wish i lost my memory so i could read it all again for the first time. bodyguard toji is the definition of living rent free in my mind, whenever i have to deal with annoying coworkers i immediately think “bodyguard toji would not allow them to talk to me like that”
@suget one of the greatest geto writers for sure, they have so many geto works, i was going through their blog to find the one i read more recently and there was so many others i haven’t seen! another writer i could very easily spend a whole day binge reading. btw this cult leader one was recommended to me and i fell in love with it <3
@staryukis has the cutest gojo drabbles
@tonycries brooklin baby was recommended to me by moon and it had me by the neck! also they have many other works im hoping to read soon as well
@mommypieck isayama created reiner but they created subby reiner
@titan-fodder ‘s the tinniest notion The Best Reiner fic in all the existence of the universe (tw: stepcest kinda?)
@nanaslutt mma!toji made feel every emotion possible so intensely
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myg-butterfly · 8 months
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Nothing New (TEASER)
Idol!Bts x Choreographer!Reader
Hurt/Comfort, ANGST, Eventual Fluff, Jealousy, and Insecurities
Release Date: TBA
A/N: Hi guys! This one has been in the works for a WHILE, I keep getting stuck in certain parts, but I'll be done soon! For now, here is the little preview I posted about like a week ago. I hope you enjoy! Kissies and huggies!
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Finally, a long-awaited date with all of you. The boys were filled with energy, talking and joking on the ride there, and you felt your heart growing lighter: you still had them.
They even helped you get off the car with all the gentleness in the world, helped you get in your seat and made sure you were completely comfortable.
The lightness quickly weighed down into something much heavier when you saw Joanna walk in and make her way to the table.
And the weight felt like it had been dropped to you feet when the guys scooted to make space for her, Namjoon even standing up to hug her and letting her sit first so she'd be in between him and Jungkook.
How long has it been since they hugged you with such happiness?
"Oh my god, Y/N, hi! The boys didn't tell me you would be here."
Something about the way she said "the boys" made your hands itch, almost as much as your throat itched to say 'likewise'.
"Welp. I'm here. Haha."
Dinner wasn't fun, to say the least.
Joanna was blatantly saying shit to embarrass you the entire time, and it even worse, your boyfriends seemed to be soaking up her every word, laughing whenever she pointed out something embarrassing about you when she knew you in high school.
"Yeah! And when we choreographed together, she would always forget her parts." She lets out a giggle and Hoseok laughs too: what's so funny?
"It was only once or twice." You groan, mostly to yourself, but Joanna hears it.
"Whatever helps you sleep at night."
Everyone laughs at her words again and suddenly, you start to think that staying home was the better option.
"I've always said she has the memory of a goldfish. Sometimes it felt like I was doing all the work because i constantly had to step in and help when Y/N froze up."
She turns to you to ask her next question:
"How are you doing now that I haven't been here to clean up after you? Are you making Jimin do it?" She laughs and nudges Jimin, who's sitting next to her, on the shoulder, and he happily shoves back with a bright smile on her face.
"I'm fine, it's rare that I forget stuff lately." 
She gasps in a dramatic manner - you wish she would just disappear already.
"You? Not wasting time in rehearsal? Because you forgot? That's unheard of!"
You hate the way pretty much all of the guys laugh at her words: they know how much work you've put into being a good choreographer. Why were they laughing at you? 
Suddenly, you feel the person next to you pressing up closer against you: Seokjin.
You look at him and he has a soft smile on his face, but not towards Joanna; his entire focus is on you. 
"You have a really good memory darling. We can tell you've worked on it." The knot in your stomach softens its grip after hearing Seokjin's words, and for the first time since you got here, your smile is genuine.
"Anyways, how'd you injure yourself?"
"Oh, we were doing some cardio and I tripped. Fell at an awkward angle and it twisted my leg. Haha."
Joanna laughs a little too hard at this.
"I've always also said that for a supposed dancer you sure are clumsy as hell."
Some of the guys giggle at her comment, and you look down at your lap: why were they laughing at you? 
Out of the corner of your eye, you see Seokjin sit up a little straighter, and you suspect he's gonna say something.
"Supposed dancer?" He raised a brow and to most people, it would've seemed like he was just egging onto the joke, but you and the rest of the table could tell that there was a serious undertone to his question.
It was no secret in your relationship with the guys that Seokjin had a specific soft spot for you – in a relationship as big as yours, its bound that all of you will have your weak spots for one another: Jungkook and Namjoon, Jimin and Taehyung, Hoseok and Yoongi, you and Seokjin. 
So you were more than relieved when he met your gaze; he knew you were uncomfortable. 
And as everyone knows, he's not one to stay quiet. 
"I just mean it's surprising that for someone so clumsy she went into the professional world where coordination is crucial."
Jungkook uses this point to tease Namjoon, and thankfully the attention is taken off of you. You catch Seokjin's stare again and this time it's accompanied with an apologetic smile and him reaching out his hand to hold yours. 
As your hands meet on top of the table, you seem to be the only one who notices the look Joanna sends you at the display of affection.
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Chiffon Skirt || Shoko Ieiri
— slice of life. angst. post breakup!au. 700+
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5:30 is the time in the morning when you lay paralyzed in your bed, thinking about Shoko. Thinking about what she must be doing right now. Thinking, how many packs of cigarettes she must have smoked in the entire day and how many she's planning to smoke when the new sun will come bouncing outside her window that's always draped with the fabric from your white chiffon skirt that you forgot at her home last summer. It's funny how she made the curtain out of it. It's funny how she refused to take it down. But it's beautiful how she says she loves it the way light filters through it. Like the sun is a golden sea of water and we swam straight to the bottom of its heart. Her thin fingers against your cheek, always against your cheek. Cold like March. 
5:30 is the time in the morning when you lay curled up in your bed like a dead fetus, trying to cross the gap between past and present. Trying to remember how her hands used to feel like when they are wrapped around your body. When they used to touch the part of your back which you could never reach. "There's a scratch here." She would say, running her thumb over your spine. "Who's the one to blame?" You would huff, turning on your other side to face her smirking lips. It's stupid how she laughs. It's stupid how she rarely laughs. But it's beautiful how you would stop breathing whenever she does. Her dark eyes crinkled, barely noticeable. Her head unknowingly coming to find itself a space between your neck and shoulder. Her one hand in your hair, always in your hair. Soft like March. 
5:30 is exactly the same time in the morning when Shoko lays in bed, regretting her whole life. The horrendous darkness dancing shamelessly before her eyes. Love slipping through her ten, slender and cold fingers like the smoke from her cigarette. It's the first one in the morning. It isn't going to be the last even the dogs barking outside on the streets know. She couldn't stop herself from dreaming of you. You would come, wearing the same dress in which you left this apartment. Crying, sobbing. It's been four weeks. But she still could feel your knees prodding her back, your shallow breaths breaking through this grey silence hanging in the air. Would you still be here if she'll turn? Would you still be here if she'll call your name? Would you? 
She closed her eyes. It couldn't get anymore darker than this. But it did get wet, the edges of her lashes. Something slide down her nose, wet. Tears. It's ugly how she took you for granted. It's ugly how she acted so selfish. But it was downright mean when she said, "I think I'm tired of loving."
When you asked, "but why?" She said, "because people are not worth loving."  
"Even when it's me..." you tried to laugh, through the ocean slouching in your throat, expecting her to say something like, "except you, ofcourse..." But she didn't. She chose to break your heart instead. On the anniversary of being together for five years. Five damn years. Loving each other like dogs. Loving each other despite it all. She chose to break your heart.
5:30... is the time in the morning when you wake up crying. Thinking about Shoko. Thinking about her cigarettes, her greasy hair, her cold fingers, her dead eyes...
5:30 is exactly the same time when Shoko would change her side. Surprising herself with the fact that you're not here. Surprising herself by hugging the emptiness, trying to carve a way into it as if it's the space between your neck and shoulder. Her hands moving up. Her palms against your spine. Her fingers digging into your flesh. Her eyes shut close to the new sun crawling up at the window. The light slowly filtering through your white, chiffon skirt. It's cruel how it illuminates her loneliness. It's cruel how it reminds her of what she has lost...
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*:・゚✧ thank you so much for reading! I hope you liked it, I tried to write after a long pause of over 5 months
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pocketisla · 1 month
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Twitch Stream 03/26/24
My wednesday and saturday mornings are full of laughter because of these two 🤣✋🏻
Saku is so stressful to watch with these kinds of games 😮‍💨 How is he so calm HAHAHA (Where is the passion as said by Rev 🤌🏻🤌🏻) and Rev was shouting so much probably because he's tipsy He turns British when he's upset It was so funny HAHSHSH 🤣 It was a bad idea to just listen to the stream as they play because it sounds very wrong 😱🤨 I was doing chores
I love their friendship and duality The way that they care listen and ride with each other's fun and chaos I learned a lot about Rev the Rizzler hahshsh poor Rev Im glad Juan was nice about it and he joins competitions too His singing voice and his range of song choices Wowow With Saku you'd learn about what he likes/not general info like what he's allergic to, he's a picky eater, his fave films what he experiences but not really into detail Its either he's good at being private or Im not listening well I think it's the latter 🤣🤣 Also why is he always somehow unwell pls boost your immunity Sir *pat pat* go outside exercise and touch the grass nature is the best vaccine or maybe you should eat the foods you refuse to eat like seafood to build your immunity 😌 I eat everything so Im never sick /j Take care Saku
Yieeeeeee 🤸🏻‍♀️🤸🏻‍♀️🤸🏻‍♀️ he read the Capricorn horoscope using Andrew's voice 🙈 Uy btw The way he'd switch voices from Luca to Isaac That's amazing I thought Isaac's voice would be easier because doesnt his normal speaking voice sound like hes residing in the depths of hell? Dunno very deep already right?
I shouted a little when he said he'll do a Wuca honeymoon audio Is it twue? My brother thought I needed help lol Miss Luca 🥹👉🏻👈🏻 Characters like him and Matias are so cute I could listen to them all day
And YES REV ROAD TO 300K 💥💳💥💳💥💳 SUBSCRIBE NOW TO SAKU 🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻 ALSO REVERIE 🤸🏻‍♀️🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻
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Oh! Oh! I forgot! Some of you crumpets asked me to do an art and also ask if we can be friends Ohemegee no need to ask just DM me straight or you can find me in the international chat channel in the Crumpet Kingdom all the time Lets talk about anything sakuverse and simp together 😌🤌🏻
I was going to draw his dream too the way that Reverie described it but eh maybe Ill finish it next time 🤣 Isaac's and Zaros' art require thin lines and erasing it's a lot of work to make them so pretty 🤣
Last ramble because college + orgs makes me so busy 🥺👉🏻👈🏻 I won't be able to watch it live now I turn to audios in my "free time" because you can listen to them while doing smth else I also listen to GoodBoy Desmond Daikon and other VAs 🪭💨😮‍💨💗 I also draw for other ASMR VAs in my other accounts : D Its in a different style tho I think I should just put them here right
Im going to draw more of Xanthus and Dontis while they're still alive 😮‍💨 I don't like how Im seeing an AU and the past Im scared
Here's the one layer draft I made as the stream ended it was pretty too can't not post it It's pretty I think this is prettier than the one on top My drafts look this messy and spontaneous just like me 🤣
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goldenlol · 24 days
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also this is sword anon again and honestly your cookie run art is partially why i wanna get back into it after a long time but i remember some drama circulating around that darkmilk has a significant age gap n stuff and in extension so does yammilk (ik your pinned post doesnt include them I just added that since that was part of the discussion) so whats your take on their age thing cuz idk what type of shipper you are lol
HII AGAIN LFMAOO BUT OKFG RLLYYY?? YAYYY
I don’t talk about milkyam cause I just don’t like the ship, or most of its shippers. I don’t like a lot of choco ships tbh..but all I will say, is milk would protect choco from yam BUT THATS IT. THATS ALL.
for me, I hc young prince as 15 and milk around the same age, idk maybe 13? I cant see how people think young prince choco was an adult...?? Yes she went out to find a sword by herself but I think she was only allowed that because she is a good fighter and can survive on her own, it’s obvious cacao had trust that choco will return safely.
She just looks tall or mature for her age ig?? I think it’s because how she was raised, never allowed to be a child and trained to be better but yea no, I fr can’t see her as an adult here
edit: I forgot to add but she still kind of had that “oblivious” mindset I guess? Believing she can save her kingdom and could change her fathers mind even tho he’s so stubborn and that mentality of being “a hero just like his father”, I’m sure thats associated w younger people because “ur just a child you don’t know any better”
after she comes back she sees what her father rlly is and basically calls him a coward. It’s fr someone maturing and seeing someone for what they rlly are, not blinded by the child mentality anymore and only seeing someone as perfect when they’re not at all (not saying cacao is a coward mb minty, but bro wasn’t the best father 🙏😔 I love cacao) but also choco is manipulated easily because of her weak mentality.. my girl.
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I know a lot of people are iffy or just hate chocomilk and that’s alr ig but god pls enough w tagging the ship and making threads telling people to hate it.
I know someone whose too afraid to draw it because of what people say and I’m like !! I got you bro I’ll draw it for us!!
Also I don’t think devsis would even allow such a ship to exist if it was wrong?? (it’s funny cause they make art of it n even make captions like that one where choco and lico go to an amusement park together, w “don’t tell milk” )
also I just hate how mischaracterized milk is w choco... my god y’all are weird as fuck w him. Milk wouldn’t harass choco or stalk him pls stop that, it’s uncomfortable..
he respects his space and choco’s life. When he met choco in that cutscene, people took choco being “uncomfortable” around milk, he wasn’t? He was just shocked or just “?? Rlly??” Kind of reaction because this man hasn’t been told anything nice after he became “bad” or whatever, so having someone tell him that he was the reason they became stronger and “want to be just like him” is obviously shocking to her, she wouldn’t believe that she made someone life better because she thought she only hurt people and deserved to be hated and treated in any way.
Anyway yea, they def both met as teens, didn’t see eachother til adults and it’s obvious milk is in love w choco idc (me too bro)
this is long as fuck sorry but GOD I NEEDED TO SAY SHIT!!
Take the cute art tho I love them sm (I think choco just has the mentality that no one could love him after what he’s done so he doesn’t understand why milk faints all flustered n shit but the idea of her being oblivious is cute too 😭 fuck it shes both!!)
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also what type of shipper I am?? Wym
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synthshenanigans · 4 months
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woah hey a year has been passed wowie :0
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First two weren't posted here cos they were too long ago & not CJish related but love the way he took up 70% of the year lol
[ Full images + templates below :} ]
[TW for Bright Colors, maybe blood & very very vague themes of depression/suicide for like 2 drawings I believe]
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Long text about the arts if anyones actually curious!!
January: An old OC I completely forgot about until making this. He's based on old radio like things :}
February: Played Person 5 Royal last year & drew Joker cos idk he's neat. Fun fact, the same day I fully finished the game was the day Storm & a Spring came out. Also while grinding in the game, I had his Bidding & VoaC covers on repeat. Which was a bit annoying to do since they weren't on Spotify yet & YT on mobile didn't have looping then.
March: The Hawaii Part ii album cover :} I did post that eventually but that's the time I actually made it. Had listened to TME a couple of months before then which got me into the album, so months later I drew it cos why not? [Also the month Vol.1 fully released on everything. What's funny is my gallery for that day was a handful of memes I saved at 4am before I fell asleep. And then the next image saved is when I woke up which was a screenshot of the whiteboard in TfaR lol]
April: First main Jash art !!! And its not even with any of the songs from Vol. 1 lol. I had his Moss cover on repeat again & now that all of Vol. 1 was out, I drew Heart in some moss. Or really in the image from the video.
May: Lil animation I made of Heart with the song Don't Hit the Lights! Link to my post & the song can be found here :}. Still really like the song & even the drawings. Might remake em eventually idk
June: Sky/socialc1imb's Clue AU! I like murder mysteries & this one was real interesting so I drew it a lot lol. Might remake that one or one of the others I made at somepoint? It'll be a bit later if I do but ye
July: A redraw of a HMS piece I originally made back in May, based on the Three Wise Monkeys thing. I like the idea of it so I keep wanting to remake it.
August: I honestly can't remember if I posted that art or not. Actually yea I don't think I ever did PFFT. It's one of the few drawings I did of myself this year & its from CJs Not Perfect cover [as you can tell by the lyrics on it]. Also one of the very very few vent-ish arts I made. I like the background more than anything but its still neat ig?
September: Art for one of the best songs ever. I love Fine, I'm Fine its so good & I listened to it for like 70% of the 20+ hours it took me to make the drawing. Still proud of it so there's the sketch I drew on paper, the one on my tablet & then the final versions.
October: There was a lot from this month due to Jashtober. I still like this one lot & it wasn't insanely rushed so I picked this one to show lol.
November: I have no idea why I made a fun lil soul. I was having an identity crisis over my art style & ig decided to draw the guy who is a walking identity crisis/j
December: Same as September. One of my favorite songs ever was covered & released, so I made a drawing like everyone else lol.
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gureshinlover · 4 months
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Ok Saeran AE good ending dump, here are some random thoughts
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The president plot was ended really underwhelmingly, but I'm glad that although Saeran chose to forgive him, the writers are aware this isn't something anyone can do and let saeyoung continue hating him. Honestly, forgiving or not forgiving him aside, I just didn't like the way they made the president go 'ah.. you're right maybe I am a lonely bad guy' LIKE NO WAY THAT ASSHOLE CARES ABOUT THAT, I couldn't take any dialogues seriously
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First of all. Why the fuck is jumin han a politician all of a sudden 😭 And like, forget being a politician, he is a candidate for presidency??????? Am I reading it right?? How exactly..???
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Anyway I FORGOT ABOUT YOOSUNG AT PATISSIER AWWWW It's so nice to see him find himself even if this is saeran's route! You're doing so good love <3 I was gonna say it doesn't make sense that they made him chase his patissier dream when in his own route he thinks about why he wants to become a vet and decides to go that way, but I realized, since another story is 2 years before the casual one I guess he felt more free about leaving his medical studies 😭 he was able to change his path more easily because he just started school, and also he doesn't have a lover like mc in korea unlike his route so that might also affect his choices. But I think he's happy in either ending so I'm glad <33
They did well with Yoosung but. why didn't Jaehee get the same treatment. I don't get it. They were clever enough to remember other characters' goals and worries and made them happy in this AE, except for Jaehee. I wish they made her leave her position too, since Jumin Han is now involved with politics it could be the perfect excuse for Jaehee to stop being his assistant. I'm guessing that this is also because AS is 2 years earlier, which means Jaehee hasn't suffered in her job enough to leave yet, and she probably doesn't have the money to open a coffee shop anyway (she isn't even into coffee professionally yet although she said she was interested a bit) But idk I wish they left us a clue that Jaehee will also get to find her happiness in the future 😭😭
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Another thing I'm confused about is that where the hell does saeran get money from 😭😭 how are we 'lovey dovey at some place romantic'😭 Saeyoung probably has more than enough money so he might have forced Saeran to have it all lol that's the only explanation I can think of. In the alternate ending Saeran has a greenhouse (considering that he said himself to be careful of people raising herbs in the wild I find this funny but well ofc it's the dream job for saeran) but I'm not sure what we're supposed to be doing in this ending lol
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Like, apparently we're hippies now?? Feel love and peace~~
Saeran AE has its problems, but I still love it anyway and I'm not sure how they would be able to make a good ending differently, so I'll just take the good stuff and leave out the bad writing lol I remember going crazy about new illusts in 2020,,, can't believe it's been 3 years already. Happy new years btw I guess? 🌱 Idk how to end this post
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vrmxlho · 1 year
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bruh i posted my fucking hcs while i was in middle of writing them 😕 anyway here it is copied and pasted:
omg aiku is so fucking ajfsdkhjbf every time i see him i go feral,,,, ALSO YES MORE PEOPLE NEED TO READ GOKURAKUGAI THE ART IS BEAUTIFUL +++ i'm pretty sure this is gonna be ooc because i'm really just making shit up so i apologise in advance lmaoo +++ also im sorry its so short i have no idea what to write 😭
cw: swearing + not proofread because who wants to relive this nightmare??? + probably really ooc but this is my blog so i will do as i please honestly 😒 + suggestive but nothing sexual
LEONARDO LUNA レオナルド・ルナ
his love language is either physical touch or giving gifts
he absolutely adores holding you and he always physically on you, either an arm over your shoulder or a hand on your knee, sometimes he even makes you put your legs on his simply because he likes it that way
but at the same time he is 100% the most infuriating person alive and he prides himself in being annoying
at least he's funny ig
he's constantly teasing you, flirting with you excessively
if he hadn't already told everyone in his life that you were his s/o people would've still been able to guess as much
he's like an annoying puppy who always follows you around asking you to play
he's also incredibly petty, like if you ignore him by mistake or leave him on read because the conversation had ended he's purposefully going to do the same to you
even if the subject of the conversation is actually quite important
nothing can get in the way of his pettiness
"leo, can you please fucking answer me???" he only looked at you briefly before continuing with his stupid hair. it had only been like this for about five minutes but you honestly felt like it had been a century. he was being so fucking annoying. "leonardo luna i swear to god, if you don't fucking answer me this instant i'm going to bash your head in." "i'd still be really attractive though, so i don't really-" "will you please stay on topic for once in your life?" "annoying isn't it?" "THE CONVERSATION HAD ENDED YOU SAID 'OK' AND THAT WAS THE END WHAT ELSE WAS THERE TO ADD????" "you can always add an 'i love you'." "boy. be fucking for real."
forgot to mention that he's also rlly vain
by that i mean he pretends to be vain
he pretend to care about his looks more than he actually does because he thinks its funny
it is sometimes
i am a firm believer that he was one of those kids that was fascinated by the ocean and just any type of water body
he wanted to pursue geography and maybe be a marine biologist before he became a football pro
that's why is his ideal date is renting a boat and going to sea caves to scuba dive in
he insisted on the two of you taking scuba diving lessons together because he wanted to swim with sharks and sea turtles
i feel like he was a summer baby, specifically a leo
because my irl best friend is a leo leonardo
he's also the type to collect shells and make shell necklaces for you
once tried convincing you to change your name to sally and start a seashell business because he thought it would be really funny???
concerning
he's naturally funny but at times he says the dumbest things unironically
his favourite way to destress is to have long bubble baths with you while you both chatter about your day
not necessarily in a sexual way
he just enjoys being physically close to you while also being surrounded by water
leonardo luna was exhausted. you could tell as soon as he entered the house. his usually bright and blindingly positive aura had dulled. his eyes looked distant and he walked with a sway. fatigue made his limbs heavy and he hummed softly before he collapsed on the sofa. "are you okay? leo?" he had already begun snoring slightly when you finally reached him. you chuckled a bit. you wouldn't mind leaving him like this. he looked so cute. his silky hair falling gently on his nose and his cheeks a bit red from the slight chill in the air. but he smelled. reeked of sweat. he must've been too tired to even shower after practice. you weren't about to let him sleep in his sweat, it was simply gross. so first, you tried pulling him off. but not only was he a massive man who weighed a lot more than the usual groceries you carried. he was also resisting making it even harder for you make him budge. so you kissed his forehead, hoping it would wake him up. nothing. this time you pinched him. which worked, because now he was stirring. he opened his eyes which burned with anger and frowned at you. "come have a shower with me." suddenly his eyes were wide and bright again. he basically jumped off the sofa and carried you to the bathroom. he was tired but he didn't mind the extra exhaustion that would come from carrying another human being, since it was you. as soon as you got to the bathroom he basically ripped your clothes off and you were in the shower giving him a massage. then washing his hair and running your hand over his back soothingly. he didn't look tired anymore, it seemed like your presence had woken him up. or perhaps he just didn't want to miss out on your touch. "how was practise?" "couldn't stop thinking about you."
his kisses are always hot and passionate
loves holding your face when he kisses you
as if its the last time he will
he loves how his hands are big enough to hold your entire cheek
your first kiss wasn't awkward at all except for the fact that it was in front of the paparazzi because he loves PDA
unless you genuinely hate it he's always holding your hand in front of the cameras, kissing you, full on making out and everything
is a failure in the kitchen but is surprisingly good at following instructions
you'll never have to cut an onion when he's around!!
real men cry 👍
OLIVER AIKU 愛空
you've made it
you are now dating the hottest man on earth, the biggest playboy in the world has settled down
cuz you're just as hot
but that's exactly what makes him so possessive and jealous
it's not that he doesn't trust you he's just a little insecure, why else do you think he always broke up with his previous flings?
he's scared that if you got to see him for who he really was (as if you haven't already ☠️)
however, whenever he sees you talking to someone he doesn't particularly like he'll come up beside you and pull you close to him by the waist
and if you look uncomfortable he'll literally take you to another setting so you feel better
his love language is words of affirmation!!
he loves hearing how much you love him and how much you wanna spend time with him and how you'd kill for him
but at the same time he absolutely loves teasing you and making you get all flustered
oliver had been feeling down. he didn't really know why. it was 3am and he had this deep pit of despair in his stomach. you looked so peaceful on the bed, sleeping softly and scrunching the blanket up a bit. "how can someone so perfect want to be with me?" "if you're going to be so depressing i might actually break up with you..." you had turned around to stare at him with your tired barely open eyes. you weren't a light sleeper per se but your deep connection to aiku meant that you could feel something was off even if you couldn't see if with your own eyes. "sorry, did i wake you?" he moved back into bed. pulling the sheets over you a bit. "you know i love you right? and i wouldn't even dream about leaving your or whatever you were worrying about." "but-" "no, shut the fuck up. it's late," you pulled his arms around your body and placed yourself right onto his chest, " and i'm cold, so do your job. warm up the bed."
bought you an emerald promise ring after the first date because he instantly fell in love with you and he's suddenly discovered that he was actually a big romantic
(emerald to represent his left eye, left being the side the body your heart is in)
as a playboy, the first date was all a ploy to impress you but also give the impression that he wasn't available so breaking things off or ghosting you wouldn't be a hassle
he took you to a fancy restaurant
for once he wasn't two timing you
anyway after all this he took you to the beach to go on a walk where he asked you if you wanted to go skinny dipping
it was his first challenge, if yes, it would be fun, if no, then he had a reason to break things off with you
but the look of indifference you gave him made him crave more
he could already feel his cheeks heating up and from that day onwards he couldn't stop thinking about you like at all
after you got into an actual relationship you both avoid going back to that restaurant because of just how dull that night was
now your dates consist of going to the arcade, doing some karaoke and then maybe watching a movie while living off of buttery popcorn
he honestly has such a beautiful singing voice
would definitely be an idol if he weren't a footballer
he's a huge ABBA fan i can feel it in my soul
his ideal date is having a picnic by the beach and then playing beach volley until you both decide it's too hot and go for a swim
honestly any summer activity would be his ideal date
oliver aiku was probably breaking countless laws right now. it was the end of summer, the nights were short but warm with the skies clear, starry and gorgeous. aiku wanted to celebrate by firing his homemade fireworks he had spent about 2 months making. and you were certain that this was illegal. but he didn't care. "oli- i don't think this is safe..." "don't worry about it, i'm here to protect you." you could almost hear the smirk he was wearing. "you're no lawyer, i won't be breaking the law with you." "oh you're no fun." he looked at you with fake disappointment. frankly, if you weren't in a good mood you would've just left him to his frolicsomeness but you were also sort of intrigued. you really wanted to see what two months of firework building could get you. "make sure we don't get caught." "i'm no amateur love."
likes pulling your hair when kissing
and he's not one to give one quick kiss and run, they need to be deep every single time
pecks on the lips are meaningless in his eyes
he's also one to engage in PDA
he absolutely loves kissing in front of people he dislikes
to sort of one-up them
kisses you all the fucking time for absolutely no reason
you'd think the novelty would have worn off after being kissed so much but it really doesn't
somehow he keeps getting better at kissing
is he practicing behind your back????? (no, i'm jking)
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koorinokujira · 5 months
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Yakuza 0 is a SPECTACULAR game and I'll shove my love for it in everyone's faces now - Chapter 2: Screenshot Extravaganza
Alright, now that I have emotionally recovered, I thought I'd share some funny screenshots I took in my first playthrough. I'll write the in-depth rambles about my favorite characters a lot later, as I got pretty sick today and I don't have any braincells left for it.
Spoilers inbound, look at your own risk! Anyway, here goes! The text above a picture is the one describing it (´。• ᵕ •。`)
I was wondering what would happen if I took a picture of the heat move with the nails. All I can say about it is HLBPHPHM?!
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Truly the best manager we've ever had. I've seen this in a gameplay video before playing, but it still made me cackle.
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I think it's just fine, Majima.
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The worst best spies in the world!
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This man was such a mood. Look, I know most of us probably like to think that we would be able to deck people like Kiryu or Majima if we were in the RGG universe, but most of us would most likely just be Youda-chan. But it's okay. He is best girl.
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Guys I think there's something wrong with Kiryu's bro
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Justice for my girl! Let her laugh like a cartoon villain!
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Apart from this sub-story being ridiculous on its own, it just kills me that he was literally called "Formerly Fallen Guy" once he got up. Peak comedy
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This was a great, epic moment, but I somehow managed to take a pic when Nishiki had the exact face I make when I am a guest at someone's house and they give me food that I don't like, and I have to eat it now to not insult anyone
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Every single time I thought this game couldn't get funnier, it did. Big boy never got to space (。╯︵╰。)
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Speaking of Mr.Shakedowns, I love how they just- took naps in the middle of the street. Goodnight, sweet prince
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Majima? More like MOODjima.
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Look, I know this isn't a funny screenshot, but I just had to flex with how I absolutely destroyed Ms. Isobe. For my Cabaret Club, of course. I absolutely wasn't pissed off because she kept beating me and I wanted revenge, no sir.
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And last but not least, I tried to take an epic screenshot of Shibusawa getting decked (haha, get it, because they are on a boa- *gets shot*) but I forgot to press the button in time and it just ended up looking absolutely stupid, enjoy
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That's all the funny pictures I have! I also took a lot of cool/serious ones too, but I'll use those in other posts. And like always...
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Have a great day!
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"i-it's not like i like you or anything but we're FRIENDS NOW. youre my friend. BUT ID STILL LEAVE YOU THE MOMENT THIS COMPANY FAILS OKAY ITS NOTHING PERSONAL" and proceeds to like clean up corpses for this guy on the down low. (Otto bdsm post)
I just find that last part so funny to compare pride if Otto with. Pride If "Otto was forced into destroying the kingdom for Subaru" vs Envy If "Otto was stopped from destroying the empire for Subaru" I'd love for those two to be able to talk.
haah i love how you quoted my own otto bdsm post... HAH (it is once again funny to me that ive opened pandoras box on this blog man........ now i get bdsm asks.... literally a dream come true and none of my mutuals will let me live it down BHAHA)
anyway!!! yeah yeah pride if otto vs envy otto are soo soo funny to compare <3 pfft i think ive seen you around in the comment section of my pride otto multichapter fic (ty once again for the nice comments and cool asks :O !!) but no yeah like pride and main otto are really funny. but the parallels too are super interesting..... you summarized them really well pfft.
like.... the way pride otto is Forced to do these things for pridebaru. like of course pride otto barely gets any screentime but theres stuff implied yknow? like he has to meet with subaru often, hes the messenger boy of sorts between subaru and russell fellow, otto also delivers the poison that kills julius, otto also dies somehow off screen before the climax of pride if.... and then main otto over here Choosing repeatedly to follow subaru and die for subaru and do all these sorts of things for subaru HAH - the contrast is really really strong!!
like of course wrath if otto is also a debt slave like pride if otto, but pride if otto's his own flavor of unique just bc hes forced to stay in proximity to subaru when he either may not want to or he feels similar to subaru (who goes "maybe in another life we couldve made good friends, but this Isnt that life")!! seeing how jaded and empty pride if otto is is super fascinating, bc you can kind of see the origins of it in main otto's tendency for cynicism and ruthlessness !!
but also on another level i feel like pride otto would be soooo confused and disgusted hearing about main otto. pride otto might be out here like "so not only are you friends with this guy but youre his boytoy too???? lmfao you loser" HAH
but yeah i think itd be fun for them to meet. pride if otto, the otto who never made friends and only learned to harden his heart and be forced to be an accomplice to horrible crimes...... main otto, the otto who made friends and is so so painfully devoted but it drives him to do drastic things some times.... crimes in the name of love versus being forced to assist in it.... like main otto learned how to make friends, learned the power of friendship with other people, but his loyalty is "poisoning" him while pride otto supplied the poison that kills julius...... ough......... and pride otto dies at the end...... all alone.... poisoned by other people, poisoned by what he had to do.....
but also i think my favorite bit of pride otto trivia is that word of god thing that pride otto took advantage of the fire and went to go kill russell fellow before he died.... specifically to avenge frufoo, his ground dragon.... like. ough. pain. absolute pain. pride ottos last act was to kill his main abuser??? to avenge his one and only friend????? im gonna bawl my eyes out HAHHA. but it seems that the power of friendship may have briefly won for a second there.... :,))) like im sure ottos most definitely killing russell fellow also bc thats Literally the guy that enslaved him but - the way its specifically noted that ottos main reason was Frufoo. im sobbing on the floor.
anyway i completely forgot where i was going with this but in conclusion pride otto is such a guy. 20 seconds of screentime??? dude stomped over my heart in 20 seconds. and if he met main otto i think he'd either go "wtf is wrong with you why would you do all of this for subaru??? him??? that CLOWN???? why???" or pride otto would wanna strangle main otto for being so lucky HAH. pride otto learns frufoo is still alive and well in main route and pride otto instantly launches himself at main otto like a feral cat -
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sevicia · 20 days
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Writer Guy's only "friend" who sucks majorly. Notes under da cut. Heart.
Firstly ☝️ he's heavily inspired by the experience of having someone follow you around even after you have told them very explicitly to stop doing so. Writer Guy will look him dead in the eye and say "I don't care about anything you have to say. Leave me alone, you annoy the shit outta me", and he'll just go "Bro you're always so funny LOL I'm probably the only one that gets ur sense of humor. Anyways, about my new podcast idea..."
This guy's deal is that he's obsessed with others' perception of him. He's an aspiring influencer and can't decide between being a youtuber, a streamer, or having a podcast. He's into crypto and defends NFTs like it's his job.
He met Writer Guy in college and has stuck to him like a leech ever since, even though they only had a few classes together. His reasoning was that Writer Guy seemed like the lone-wolf type and thus would attract attention with his ~mysterious~ charm, when in reality he was so boring that no one really paid him any mind. If you ask any of their ex-classmates, you'll find that no one really remembers either of them.
He spends a lot of time in r/shortguys and gets frustrated that he can't relate to the whole "women only ever pay attention to tall guys and we manlets are all martyrs" thing cause he's never even tried to get with a girl (he will lie about this). He's gay as hell but in almost complete denial. Genuinely believes stuff like "it's not gay with the socks on".
Unserious images that remind me of him:
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I also gotta mention that his role in Mary and Writer Guy's story is very, very minimal, and that he never actually meets Mary. His story is a typical yaoi one where he falls in love with some guy and has one of those cliché "I'm not gay... why do I feel like this towards another man ?!?!!" moments. I chose to do it this way cuz I think it's funny as fuck to have him experience a romcom type thing while Writer Guy is basically Spongebob in the Silent Hill corridor.
I admit I'm not 100% sold on his hair, but it's brown for sure. Why? It just makes sense.
Some design notes including the other two:
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Writer Guy is generally apathetic and would be considered boring at a surface level by 99,9% of the population. He teaches philosophy (ethics, specifically) at the college Mary attends, though they weren't aware of each other before The Events. His lectures are notoriously boring and many of his students sleep thru class or just skip them completely, but he passes them all anyways.
He's a writer in his spare time and writes trashy extreme horror on his (anonymous) blog, which is how Mary becomes aware of him. Stuff happens, his superiors (who are at best ambivalent towards him) find out about his hobby, he gets fired and doesn't care enough to defend himself or to raise any concerns about the school's attitude towards its teachers' private lives.
I also forgot to include his "On" design in the above pic, so here, a comparison:
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I'm very obviously still figuring out how to draw him, but the drawing on the right is what he looks like at work. Just plain dorky and someone you would not look twice at.
I would also talk about his relationship with Mary, but for that I'd need to talk about Mary first, which I can't do rn cuz this post is already long enough and it's nearing 3 AM and she makes me absolutely BONKERS insane to the point I barely even know where to start when I wanna talk about her.
She's the only OC I have ever made a playlist for. I wish she was someone else's character so I could look at her without having to do the work myself.
A little fun fact about her is she used to dye her hair black before The Events. All I got for you rn.
OK that's all from me. For neoww...... Muah!
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q-gorgeous · 2 years
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Organ Harvest
trying no links to ao3 or ffn again cuz my last one didnt do so good and im not sure if its because of that or the time it was posted but! heres this one. this is not a continuation of the rest of my ectober fics so far, this one goes on its own. i combined these two prompts because i put them in the calendar like this so why wouldnt i kjbhgv
WARNINGS: vivisection, dissection, off screen character death
the dismemberment song
Jack walked in through the front door holding two bags of groceries. He kicked the door closed behind him with his foot and dropped his keys into the bowl on the table that sat beside the couch. 
“I’m home!” Jack called into the house. No one responded. 
He set the bags of groceries down on the kitchen counter and turned to face the basement door. 
“Maddie, are you down there? It’s about time we should start making dinner.”
No reply. The only thing he heard was the clinking of metal as it was placed down on one of the metal counters. They hadn’t made any plans to dissect or study any ghosts today. What was she doing down there?
Jack pushed open the basement door the rest of the way and started heading down the stairs to the lab. 
As he got closer to the second door that was slightly ajar, he could smell copper and iron, it burned his nose on the way in. If she was going to be doing experiments down here, the second door should have been shut. They’ve had enough ecto contamination in their food even after they stopped storing samples inside the fridge upstairs. What was the point of having these safety measures if they weren’t even going to-
Jack froze. The door glided to a stop after he pushed it open, making a shrill creaking sound. 
Maddie stood in front of the operation table arms deep inside their son's chest.
Blood coated her arms all the way up to her elbows, gradually fading into ectoplasm. When she turned to look at him she had a frightening glint in her eyes and a kidney in her hands. 
Scattered around her were jars and jars filled with formaldehyde and various organs. She turned away from him and placed the kidney she was holding into one of the open jars. 
Maddie turned to face Jack again and as he searched her face he doesn’t find a single ounce of remorse anywhere. 
“What did you do to our son?” Jack asked with a shaky voice. 
Maddie tsked. “That thing wasn’t our son.”
“Excuse me?” Jack asked lowly. “He’s laying right there. You’re covered in his blood.”
“It’s all a part of this ghost’s trickery. A last ditch attempt to save itself.” Maddie turned to look at where their son laid on the cold metal table. “I was performing a vivisection on Phantom. Then suddenly a light was engulfing his body and when it dissipated he had turned into Danny. I don’t know how he had been able to disguise himself well enough for his ectoplasm to turn red but it’s not Danny.”
“Then where is Danny? Where is our son?”
Maddie waved his questions off. “I dropped him off at the Nasty Burger earlier today. I found Phantom not too long after that fighting another ghost across the street. He begged me to listen to him, that he needed to tell me something.” Maddie let out a sharp laugh. “How funny it is how much he tries to mimic us, to trick us. I never let it fool me though, and I finally got him.”
Jack's horror was mounting. 
His son was dead. His son was dead and Maddie was too blind to believe she had killed him. 
Did she not think it too much of a coincidence that she found Phantom where Danny was supposed to be? How much they looked alike now that he was thinking about it? How could she still not see it when Phantom turned into their son and died with her hands in his chest?
Jack turned around and started stumbling up the stairs.
“Oh, Jack, sweetie, are you okay? Perhaps I should have warned you before you came down. I was just so wrapped up in my research that I forgot to call you.”
He pulled the basement door shut behind him in the kitchen and panted, leaning against the door.
“Dad, are you okay?” Jazz walked up to him with a glass of water. 
He shook his head. “I need you to go outside and wait across the street.”
“What? Why?”
He squeezed his eyes shut. “Something’s happened to Danny. Your mother-”
A glass shattered and when his eyes snapped open Jazz was no longer holding her cup and her hands were covering her mouth. Her eyes were wet with unshed tears. 
“Did she do something to him?” She whispered.
Jack nodded and pushed her towards the front door. “I need you to go wait outside while I call the police. I don’t want you to have to see what happened down there.” 
Tears started rolling down Jazz’s cheeks and she turned towards the front door, running to it and throwing the door open. She didn’t bother to close it behind her. 
Jack took a deep breath and pulled his phone out of his pocket. He dialed 911 and waited, his stomach turning, while it rang.
“Hello, 911, what is your emergency?”
He took another deep breath, and when he spoke his voice was shaky and gravelly. 
“My wife murdered my son. My son is dead.”
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