@sugashook you lil devil 💋 this is for you 💜

(This prompt kinda ran away with me, but I was having fun and makin a mess at the same time)

I want to be her sigh

🎀all I need🎀

Stop complaining about your life if you're not going to do anything about it

Glam Date

Gentlemen perfer blondes but blondes perfer the ladies

we need to talk about the butch realness that was ed and mary fucking off to smoke a joint in the middle of the dinner party while stede and anne talked shit in the kitchen. i have never felt so represented in media

do you think my butt looks big in these? 🫣

Highly recommend every OFMD fan read Pretty Gentleman by Peter McNeil before they open their mouth about the connection (or lack of connection as they inaccurately claim) between fashion and effeminacy in the 18th century

I want to be one of those girls who slips out of bed in the middle of the night in her cute lace underwear set to sit on the kitchen counter with a mug of hot chocolate and watch tv. Probably a Christmas movie, though it wouldn’t be anywhere near that time of year. You’d expect her to be wearing stockings of nylon, but no, she’s strictly a cotton girl.

Having EDS is so gay. Oh your skin is extra soft and supple? Why? So girls will touch it? Oh your joints are weak and you're hyperflexible? How come? So a big strong lumberjack lady will come carry your heavy things for you then fold you in half and strap you into oblivion?

Sounds kinda fruity to me js.

Us, who take the blame upon ourselves. Us who will go to sleep at night crying to God begging for mercy as if it was all our fault, even though deeply in our core we know it is not.

Us who will vanish, who will rot, who will suffer just as flowers who are taken away from their motherland; exposed behind a glass; pointed at by strangers; reduced to our beauty: the only thing left that reminds us of our pure self, not untouched anymore.

Flowers, turned to dust by the touch of you.

Ok since I'm trans girl Anne Bonny posting: the concept of a femme trans woman on a boat full of dudes and one butch is funny to me. There's a whole host of comical scenarios that could result from transitioning in such an environment. Imagine going dress "shopping" for the first time as a trans woman and the person you're mopping with is Calico Jack.

I love how Ed hardy is making a comeback