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karmaspidr · 2 years

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Max: Mike or Eggos?

Eleven: Hmmmm

Mike: You're actually thinking about it?

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pinksloosh · 2 years

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Y/n: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together

Eddie, throwing the key out the window: Truly unfortunate

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ortegadtzs · 2 years

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When they are the only ones that are confirmed gay:’(

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fluffysteddie · 2 years

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steve: the food’s too hot, i can’t eat it!

eddie: you’re too hot and i still eat you.

robin: ………

max: ………

lucas: ………

will: ………

mike: ………

el: ………

dustin: *slams knife and fork down* ONE. DINNER! I JUST WANTED ONE. DINNER.

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sp1derdads · 2 years

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Eddie, staring out the window thinking:

Steve: he’s so beautiful and thoughtful. I wonder what brillant thoughts are crossing his mind today.

Eddie: wens-day… whens-day… weds-ne-day???

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dwobbitfromtheshire · 3 months

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Hopper begrudgingly sits down to give El the sex talk.

El: Oh. I already know about sex. I learned from Mike.

Hopper: . . . .

El: . . .

Hopper: *eye twitches*

El: *grins* Just kidding. . . Or am I?

Hopper: Joyce!

Joyce: Are you thinking about killing Mike again, honey? Remember, if you go to prison again, I'll never talk to you.

Hopper: Thanks!

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familiar-anonymous · 2 years

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Dustin: Mike, I think the best thing about your relationship with Will is that you won't have to worry about Hopper!

Lucas: Exactly! Hopper always seemed like seconds away from beating the shit out of you. You don’t need to fear for your life like that anymore.

Mike, who received the scariest 'shovel-talk' from Jonathan that morning: ...yeah, right.

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harringroveera · 1 year

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Dustin: Truth or dare, El

Eleven: Truth

Dustin: Have you ever had a crush on anyone in our circle? Like, except Mike and Max, clearly

Eleven: Well, other than them, then…I had a crush on Billy once

Everyone: What?

Eleven: What?

Max: You had a crush on my brother? Wait, no. You had a crush on your adoptive brother now?

Eleven: It was years ago! When we just met Billy, I thought he was nice

Billy: Hey! You thought I was nice, huh?

Eleven: But then I figured your sister is way prettier

Billy: Wow, good for you, I guess

Lucas: I can’t believe you had a crush on Billy

Eleven: Why is it hard to understand?

Mike: Because it’s Billy! Billy! I mean we’re okay with him now, but…Billy?!

Will: I get it

Everyone: …what?

Mike: What do you mean by that?

Will: I had a crush on him too

Mike: You had a crush on him? Billy? But—

Will: Yeah, well, I was…I thought he was hot

Billy: Hey! Another point for me!

Mike: But he’s your adoptive brother now! And El’s!

Will: We know that! I had! I had a crush on him, years ago too, I didn’t know my mom was gonna marry El’s dad and they would adopt Billy

Mike: This—this is so weird

Steve: Wait, hold on. So you only had a crush on Billy?

Will: Yeah

Steve: Not anyone else? Not me?

Will: Yeah

Eddie: And not me?

Will: Yeah!

Eddie: But why?

Will: I don’t know, there’s something about Billy

Eleven: Oh, exactly, he’s just amazing. Maybe it’s his hair

Steve *gasp*: What about my hair?

Will: Or his eyes

Eleven: Oh you’re right

Steve: But I babysat you for years!

Eleven: Which makes you our brother!

Eddie: I played DnD with you!

Will: And I had…fun playing with you!

Steve: This is unbelievable

Eddie: So what? We’re not hot enough for you to like us?

Billy: Guys, calm down now, ain’t my fault they had a cute kiddie crush on me

Steve: It’s so unfair

Billy: Okay, I had a crush on you back then too, how about that? Better, princess?

Steve: …okay, it’s slightly better

Eddie: Wow, and I have no one

Max: Don’t worry, Eddie, I know someone has a crush on you too

Eddie: Do you?

Max: Oh no, not me, but someone

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themistymountainscold · 2 years

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hopper, walking into the living room seeing:

jonathan laying on argyle's chest asleep

will leaning against mike showing him some of his sketches

el and max giggling as they flipped through a magazine together

billy straddling steve's lap cuddling him

hopper: *gives them all the door open three inches rule*

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shenanigans-and-imagines · 2 years

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*Eddie after meeting El for the first time*

Eddie: So does this mean Suzie is real too?

Lucy: Yah.

Eddie: *realizing Dustin and Mike both had girlfriends before he did*

Eddie: Well fuck me I guess.

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karmaspidr · 2 years

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Based on a fanfic that I read.

Max: Hey Wheeler--

El: Jumps in front of Mike and hisses protectively.

Max: What the?! What's up with El?

Lucas: Mike let her poke through his head after having an emotional meltdown. She didn't like what she saw.

Mike: Don't worry Max. She'll calm down in a few weeks.

Eleven: I'M NEVER TAKING DATING ADVICE FROM YOU EVER AGAIN!! YOU MADE ME HURT MIKE FOR NO REASON!!!

Here's a link to the fic

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pinksloosh · 2 years

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High School Crushes

Y/n, To Will: In high school, I had such a huge crush on someone and didn’t know how to deal with it, that I wrote him a note that said “Get out of my town.”

Eddie, turning around abruptly: THAT WAS YOU?

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looopylupin · 2 years

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dustin: look me in the eyes and tell me you don't have feelings for nancy

steve, looking lovingly at nancy across the room: i don’t have feelings for nancy

dustin: you're not even looking me in the eyes

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hawkinsincorrect · 1 month

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Mike: What are you thinking about?

Eleven: *coming up with a perfect comeback to a kid who was mean to her three days ago*

Eleven: Sports.

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thedemogorgon11 · 9 months

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El: He. Is. My. BabyGIRL!!!!!!! [my telekinesis throws everything across the room]

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sp1derdads · 2 years

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Steve: It’s not gonna hurt, is it?

Eddie: ..

Eddie: it’s a temporary tattoo

Steve: ANSWER THE QUESTION

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