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stardustedknuckles · 2 years

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I am still processing last night’s encounter with sexual attraction but here have a cut so you can just keep going if you like lol.

Attraction makes you say stupid shit. I would like to return it please.

One of them was talking about dysphoria because that was the topic (it is always in some way the topic in trans support group) and she lifted her arm and said “yeah some days I’m like really proud of this and some days it feels like it counts against all the other work I’ve done” and flexed.

And I just. Fully did not have even a second to anticipate my human mouth going, “Oh please have mercy, I can only take so much.”

I caught it right at the end to avoid saying “I can only be so gay” because I didn’t want to give the wrong message being that we were specifically in a nonbinary group and they were both she/theys. That is the only self-edit I got and I don’t even think it mattered.

I asked if the two of them were going to the restaurant after and V gave a little torn frown and said “Actually we’re going back to the gym to finish our workout. We were three-quarters through when we saw the time and-”

I think they said more but I blanked because I was suddenly imagining the two of them at the gym and fully did not know what to do with myself. This shit is embarrassing.

The next part of experiencing attraction for the first time is figuring out that it’s not wrong of me and might even come across as a compliment as long as I keep all the weird lowkey. Part of me wants to get ahead of it and just tell them hey, no sweat, I am new to this and I am not being purposefully weird. But that’s probably dumb too. Also that’s assuming they don’t know (these two are 1000% used to people being attracted to them, I promise).

It wasn’t an unpleasant feeling. I wasn’t at any point stammering or blushing and everything was fine, no anxiety, but holy shit what the fuck was that. You are seriously telling me pretty much everyone else started this process in middle school and deal with it day in and out?

On a sweeter note, I never really thought sexual attraction would also feel wholesome. It’s very different from the demi train of thought of “could I see myself getting to know this person enough to develop attraction” and very weird to have the attraction come first and not require that train of thought, but even though the attraction was definitely sexual it also felt...I dunno cute somehow. I probably have some internalized guilt and harmful ideas about attraction hanging around in me but it was nice overall. I kept fishing for the place the anxiety usually is and coming up short.

#is there a word for being a lesbian but triply so for trans women #like women used loosely in a nonbinary way not an invalidating way #they worked hard to present the way they do and they also ID with nb and it was a lot #their transness was where the attraction lay 100%#and it's true that I feel drawn to other trans people and suspected a kind of t4t thing #but it is so much stronger and way more specific in this case #personal

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artb0t · 3 years

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Yellow like a canary, this sure is scary!

me and some server mates were discussing Nerf Gun Shenanigans in the Science Team extended Household and I had a very funny thought

Designs for All Member’s personalized nerf guns and some rambling under the cut !

(second)

I tried to give everyone a gun which sorta matched what they used in the series or at least, their Vibes™ though Darnold and Gman’s guns are just what I thought fit. When we were talking about it in the server, someone mentioned that Joshie probably helped everyone personlize their guns and I think he’s the reason there are a lot of Stickers around. Coomer, Benrey, Bubby and Gordon all have at least 1 rhinestone on theirs as well. You can bet your ass Coomer’s got a bedazzler somewhere and he can and will bedazzle literally everything

This is really my first time drawing weaponry so like u can bet i was staring at the target store pages for all of these to make sure I wasn’t messing up the gun . anatomy too badly. Very fun though! I was alerted after the fact that apparently the Ultra line hit extra hard and hurt, something I didnt know before hand! Also it was my s/o’s idea to give darnold a super soaker instead of a nerf gun and like, ultimate props to @paraducksspace for that one!

the implied house rule is that if you dont do your assigned chore, you get shot. great cools do their chore. major sucks get shot.

#hlvrai #gordon freeman #benrey #hlvrai benrey #hlvrai gordon #hlvrai joshua #uhhh its not quite frenrey but imma put it in that tag anyways #its the domesticity #benrey can have fatherish moments... as a treat #frenrey #i have a few more ideas about this but those will come after finals (cries emoji about finals)#art.txt #edit: went to fix a spelling error and destroyed the formatting. that was fun #100n #500n #1000n #edit 2: woah holy shit 1000 notes #narf.au

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crim-archived · 3 years

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memento mori

#unus annus #artsicles #markiplier #crankgameplays #pokemon #zekrom #reshiram #i drew this during the livestream but i never posted it #ok thats a half lie i drew it & posted it onto twt when there were like 3 hrs left #never posted it here though #honestly???? i feel like zek & resh are very interchangeable for them #i just did it this way bc it looks better?? like the white poke on a black bg & a black poke on a white bg #edit: hi holy shit thank u for 650+ notes thats incredible what the hell #ily all......... omg.......... <3 #edit2: 1000 NOTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [dies instantly]

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the-meme-monarch · 5 years

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me when someone says ‘hit or miss’ in any context:

#the shart gallery #edit:#so this has nearly 200 notes.#its been a day. like. literally less than 24 hours and its at 192. what the fuck #edit 2: were nearing 300. holy fuck #edit 3: 420 notes 😎#edit 4: oh shit. holy fuck were past 1000 #edit 5: im actually sobbing that my dumb tik tok shitpost got all this traction thank you

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justsomeboredgirl · 2 years

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one piece chapter 1043

allow me to say this first : I FRICKIN LOVE YAMATO!!!! also im shaking, trembling, shivering bc dammit we're gonna get joyboy and all of you need to see it!!

my thoughts:

winner is kaido but yeah it's worth it if fuckin joyboy gonna be back holy shit

well yeah ofc the strawhats will still believe in luffy but my heart still warmed

"protect the captains" YEAH!!!

"im fighting, trafalgar, surrendering or letting him kill us is out of the question" kidd you have my respect wow i mean you had it all along but it's more now

also guys what does this mean??? can law always heard "voices"?? this is the first time i've seen it??? i know he's a D. but like??? what do you guys think??

i get it momo, the situation is devastating but don't give up!!!

YAMATO THO : "you can fight until your last breath! isn't that the way of the samurai?!" sobs so proud. also this "everything wano endured for the last 20 years was for the sake of this battle! even if surrender is our only option, i'd rather we die together!!!! shit yamato damnnnn

resolute stare wowwww loving yamato so much

ZUNESHA TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW NOW WHAT THE HELL IS DRUM OF LIBERATION?! WHO IS JOYBOY?! nika as in the sun god in shandora right?? shit guys we were right all along, nika the sun god is joyboy, or at least connected to joyboy

edit : someone tell me that the translator note about nika is about the grin sfx ahahah, got excited for nothing sorry. BUT STILL!!! why did oda use "nika" as the grin sfx??? why do it deliberately??? when i read about the sun god nika in skypiea arc, i was suspicious bc why mention it?? i believe there will be a connection in nika and joyboy. the skypieq arc will be important im sure of it!!

i will share a whole panel bc this is so damn important, but please read it yourself, i can share the link if you want

shitttttt holy shit im shaking from excitement. "drum of liberation" shaking. "he is there without a doubt... joyboy" shaking. a quiet smile, SHAKING AAAA.

guys let's brainstorm together: luffy there had like smoke?? raising from his body and he's grinning, while when kaido beat him, he's just ya know unconscious. im so curious about the black thingy?? that covere his eyes, what does that mean??? look at this

this is from the previous panel, black eyes while usually when he's unconscious luffy's eyes is just this round white. scary and ominous but this is a good thing right???

there's theories that luffy is joyboy's reincarnation and we will get the confirmation next chapter, im srsly mind blow you guys, we're getting the history next chapter and it may be the full history of joyboy and zunesha, god i hope so. 1000+ CHAPTERS AND WE'RE FINALLY GONNA KNOW WHO THE FUCK JOYBOY IS

i had been waiting for luffy's awakening but like IS THIS FOR REAL THE AWAKENING???? LIKE JOYBOY'S SOUL/SPIRIT COMING OUT OF LUFFY???? damn our boi will really bring a new dawn to the world... IM SAMA WATCH YO BACK MUAHAHAHHA

ah break next week but it's okay, it's so goddamn worth it bc of this chapter

conclusion:

LIKE FR IT'S CRAZY GOOD THIS WEEK

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montanabohemian · 2 years

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rewatching FOTR on her 20th birthday is going something like this:

-- i don't have the emotional capacity to deal with this shit today

-- but okAY OHMYGOD FOTR LET'S DO IT FUCK YEAH

-- shit i can't watch boromir die again what the fuck

-- ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT LET'S DO IT

-- HOLY SHIT THE PROLOGUE FUCKING NEVER FAILS TO SLAP JESUS CHRIST

-- "concerning hobbits" IMMEDIATE EMOTIONAL WRECK

-- "FIREWORKS GANDALF!!!!!" (WHY AM I CRYING)

-- SHIT I JUST LOVE HOBBITS AND HOBBITON AND THE SHIRE AND SHIT FUCK YEAH

-- remember when i decided i wanted to live in bag end? yeah i was six. and then FOTR came out and i was 14 and i saw it on the big screen and i decided then and there that my life goal was to build myself bag end. THAT HASN'T CHANGED. JESUS NOTHING COMPARES TO THIS FUCKING MOVIE.

-- LITERALLY. EVERY. SINGLE. SHOT. OF. THE. NAZGUL. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. this movie should have won an oscar for every shot with the nazgul. [HIGH PITCHED SCREAMING]

-- viggo. yeah. YESSIR. GOD DAMN YES SIR.

-- hello literally the coolest chase sequence literally ever put to film. and it's on horseback. HELLO.

-- MERRY. PIPPIN. MY BELOVED IDIOTS. I WOULD DIE FOR THEM.

-- ➡️watching Extended Edition which is required by law ⬅️ but i am taking a break at the midway point because I AM OLD OKAY

-- not bilbo CRYINGGGGGGG WHAT IS THIS I CAN'T FUCKING DEAL WITH SAD BILBO.

-- THE FULL FELLOWSHIP CUE. FUCK THAT SHIT JUST GOES SO HARD. AHHHHH. FUCK YEAAAAAAHHH

-- SCENIC WIDE SHOTS SCENIC WIDE SHOTS SCENIC WIDE SHOTS THAT SHIT NEVER GETS OLD HOLY FUCK

-- merry and pippin teaming up againd boromir and aragorn. FUCK I AM TOO WEAK FOR THIS SHIT.

-- you know what never gets old? LEGOLAS WALKING ON THE SNOW.

-- BILL THE PONY MY BELOVED 🥺🥺🥺🥺

-- NOT BILBO GIVING FRODO HIS WEDDING GIFT FROM THORIN 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 EVERYTHING IS FIIIIIIIIIIIINE

-- "i wish the ring had never come to me. i wish none of this had happened."

"so do all who live to see such times. but that is not for them to decide. all we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us."

BRB SOBBING AGAIN FUCKITY FUCK WHY IS THIS THE MOST PROFOUND MOVIE OF ALL TIME JESUS.

-- FUCK YEAH MORIA. FUCK YEAH.

-- oh pippin. oh my beloved idiot baby THAT I LOVE WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING.

-- "THEY HAVE A CAVE TROLL."

-- literally every time i watch frodo get skewered by that spear i lose my breath. jeSUS. (but also. side note. i always feel bad for that cave troll. hahaha.)

-- balrog balrog BALROG

-- YOU. SHALL. NOT. PASS. fuck yeah. NEVER gets old. so fucking hardcore. LITERALLY SO FUCKING RAD OKAY.

-- watching gandalf fall makes me lose my shit no matter how many times i watch. but watching everyone else fall apart? 1000 TIMES WORSE. merry and pippin and sam just UGLY SOBBING. LEGOLAS THAT POOR BB. but then frodo. SHIT FUCK. Y'ALL. EVERY TIME. A WHOLE FUCKING MESS.

-- LOTHLORIEN YAAAAAAAAAAAS. remember how i said i wanted to build bag end and live there? WELL HARD GAME WITH LOTHLORIEN.

-- 🤩 G A L A D R I E L 🤩 "all shall love me and despair" YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT BITCH I FUCKING DO. i want to be her and i want her to step on me. it's a whole thing.

-- "you are a ring bearer, frodo. to bear a ring of power is to be alone. this task was appointed to you, and if you do not find a way, no one will."

"then i know what i must do. it's just, i'm afraid to do it."

"EVEN THE SMALLEST PERSON CAN CHANGE THE COURSE OF THE FUTURE."

NOT ME 20 YEARS OBSESSED WITH THIS PROFOUND FUCKING EXHANGE HOLY SHIT BUCKETS. NOTHING EVER GOES THIS HARD. LITERALLY NOTHING.

-- THE ARGONATH YES BITCHES

-- WHY DO I HAVE TO WATCH BOROMIR DIE AGAIN. WHY. WHYYYYYYYYYY. LITERALLY THE WORST DECISION. I HATE YOU TOLKIEN. I HATE YOU SO MUCH. I HATE THIS. I HAVE TO WATCH BOROMIR BE A TOTAL HERO AND THEN DIE AND IT HAPPENS RIGHT IN FRONT OF MERRY AND PIPPIN I HATE THIS YES I'M UGLY CRYING.

-- okay sam chasing after frodo tho into the water. yeah that's when i get REALLY UGLY SNOT BUBBLE TEARS. fuck. those two really are it aren't they. jesus CHRIST.

-- "may it be" sends me over the edge literally EVERY time. OKAY. JUST. LET ME LOUD SOB ABOUT THIS MOVIE AND HOW MUCH I LOVE IT.

conclusion: this movie HAS NEVER FAILED ME. WILL NEVER FAIL ME. IT WILL NEVER BE BEATEN. I LOVE THIS MOVIE SO COMPLETELY. BURY ME WITH IT WHEN I DIE.

#lotr #fotr #fellowship of the ring #lord of the rings #I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S BEEN 20 FUCKING YEARS OKAY

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idrellegames · 3 years

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please please please cut off some "of the known world" stuff. I see them in every note about the lore i read. i see them in this blog, i see them in my dreams. in my first playthrough i saw so many i didnt even have the mind to count. that repetition is making me insane holy shit

Hey anon,

I changed it months ago so that the entire planet is fully explored and mapped, but it looks like I have forgotten to go back through the 1000+ something posts I have made over the past two years to edit out every single instance.

I need to update codex entries in the game, but it’s a big game, it’s WIP, Chapter 1 hasn’t technically launched publicly, continuity edits in the main text come first.

So sorry the enjoyment of a popular fantasy trope rains on your parade. Holy shit.

#maybe you were trying to be funny anon but i really don't have time for this kind of stuff in my inbox #answered #Anonymous

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cinnachuu · 4 years

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dating Mary Saotome headcanons

warnings/genre: fluff headcanons, some mentions of angst, mild violence, harassment, dating headcanons, implied female reader

a/n: my favorite girl!! I’m going to be doing a lot of female characters x female readers, and then male characters x male readers, but I still have tons of gender neutral fics being written and edited rn!! planning a very wordy one for obey me soon >:)) enjoy!

•the most likely way for you guys to meet is by Yumeko

•I can’t really see her being able to swoon over anyone who bested her or lost to her, so you’re probably a member of the Yumeko gang! :D

•Mary is very confident and takes a lot of charge in her relationships

•she isn’t very romantic tho, she’s more casual and just enjoys your company. She doesn’t like being super open about how she feels, but she really does love you.

•it’s just difficult for her to express it in the traditional sense :((

•but!! She does express it her own special ways

•her confidence and pride? now shared with you!

•she’s your number one hypeman when gambling, loves watching you destroy your opponents

•she orders around housepets to be footrests for you. Only the best backs, they can’t be too bony.

•if you’re not the best at gambling, she’s willing to teach you, but she’s not exactly the best at mentoring someone

•she expects u to learn the material and learn it fast

•but she will throw hands with whoever beats you in battle, she doesn’t mind consequences

•okay yes she does, she’ll throw multiple snarky remarks.

•one time someone tried lifting your skirt and she dove in really quick with a few very not safe for school words :))

•if you’re not from a wealthy family, she’s extremely protective of you as she knows exactly what it’s like to be considered prey

•she never wants you to face the humiliation she did

•if you’re from a wealthy family, she really won’t care but she’ll make some teasing remarks about your wealth. it’s just in her nature, nothing too serious.

•hmmm I feel like as a girlfriend she’ll honestly be kinda toxic at first as she tends to brush off other people’s feelings

•in all honesty, if you’re more of an emotional person you really would have to be close to Mary to date her, as she’s just too nonchalant about other people’s feelings

•her difficulty expressing how she feels is also trouble in relationships :))

•u rlly do have to be patient with her.

•however that’s sad and lame let’s get onto some happier stuff!!

•cuddling with her is rare

•she just isn’t touchy feely, it’s not her style, but she likes being little spoon.

•pls accompany her to gamble it’s a fun sight to see her get all sadistic and cruel

•even better when you join in!!

•only if u want to, she’d never actually pressure u to gamble unlike Yumeko

•she understands that not a lot of people enjoy the risk factor. Some are doing it to survive, she gets that.

•but if you genuinely enjoy gambling u two are a power couple

•honestly i could imagine her being a girlfriend who loves showing off her partner

•she won’t do it in front of you, but Yumeko will always gush about how much she talks about you

•she loves doing your hair

•she did matching pigtails with you once, it was so cute!!

•honestly I can see her as being very possessive and jealous

•but she also doesn’t wanna say anything because she doesn’t control you, you’re her equal

•when she’s upset it’s better if you take charge and talk to her about it

•she loves positive affirmations that she’s a good girlfriend because she feels like she rlly isn’t

•gets you flowers every now and then

•writes u letters that aren’t romantic at all, probably saying stuff like “ur cute I like you,” or “ur dumb. come kiss me in the library.”

•she rlly doesn’t like PDA pls don’t no PDA

•it’s not that your affection isn’t welcome, she just rather have her reputation upheld than kisses

•ofc if u went to the school you’d understand,,

•honestly, she’ll hold you like a trophy at most.

•showing you off during gambling.

•”this is my girlfriend, see? and she may be an idiot, but this idiot outsmarted you!”

•she’s not the kindest tbh she prefers showing her affection through gifts

•gets all flustered when you get her gifts

•don’t get her anything extravagant she’ll cry

•often the ordeal between you is trading sticky notes or personalized poker cards with little writings on them

•will shame u if u don’t have good music taste

•doesn’t like seeing you cry tho so she’ll never insult u that seriously

•honestly her insults are childish, you fight the urge to laugh everytime she tries to insult your pride

•if Yumeko gets touchy with you she’ll get very upset and kinda annoyed

•admittedly Yumeko knocks her confidence down to a 7/10 when it used to be a 1000/10.

•it’s kinda like seeing your girlfriend run away with the idea person

•”oh she can gamble,,she’s rich,,,she’s prettier than me, she’s nicer, god...”

•rambles and mutters to herself when she’s frustrated which is a tell tale sign of jealousy

•to comfort her u rlly just have to reassure her u only have eyes for her, and she’s the only girl for you.

•she is, she’s a sweetheart :)

•dates aren’t often. They usually are gambling sessions or getting coffee

•she never really goes all out with dates, as long as you’re with her, it’s a date.

•ok this part is very female-reader heavy so pls stop reading if that makes you uncomfy!!

•ok so this school is bat shit crazy and there’s gonna be a couple folks with very mean ideals

•for example, a few dudes pulled your hair and called you mean names and Mary wasn’t there

•you were walking with Ryota and just trying to enjoy a normal day when they grabbed you and started yelling rlly mean insults

•ryota is HECCING useless so he just watched and tried yelling

•of course his pleas for them to stop were drowned out by many homophobic statements calling u very mean things and shaming u for dating a girl but it’s the thought that counts

•Mary came in with Ririka, looking like she was about to burn the school down

•Ririka was wearing her mask as well so it rlly sold the effect

•started yelling sharp insults and degrading the guys as much as possible

•”you want to talk to my girlfriend like that? huh? talking to her with that house pet tag? Who do you think you are?!”

•ryota had to hold her back while Ririka silently handed you a handkerchief

•Mary was very upset for the rest of the day, not at you, but just evidently ticked off

•”hey Mary?” She kinda just blinked at you and sighed, still very moody.

•”what?”

•”I love you.”

•took her a second to process that

•nearly had a stroke

•her brain cell was bouncing around her head as she looked at you, her expression softening.

•holy shit you were adorable

•”I love you more.”

#kakegurui #mary saotome #kakegurui x reader #mary saotome x reader #i love her so much!

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sillytorch · 4 years

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Next time on RWBY Volume 7...

Looks like we’re possibly gonna get a Cinder vs Oscar fight coming soon...

EDIT 01/11/2020: First off HOLY SHIT!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 1000+ notes!!! Second, I now know Neo’s most likely gonna fight him instead of Cinder. I made this the night before the episode premiered. But who knows? Maybe Cinder might try to fight Oscar.

EDIT 02/02/2020: 2000 NOTES??? And right after the finale!! Thank you guys so much!!

#rwby #cinder fall #oscar pine #rwby 7 #rwby spoilers #i guess?#mine #this is very rare of me to post rwby art just from here #but this is gonna be a sillytorch exclusive

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ask-mortarion-the-death-lord · 3 years

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some continuation i guess

this time with the emperor

we get the basic rundown, born to human parents, massively gifted, immortal, hidden among humanity and all that. It’s here where his motivation to shepherd humanities psychic awakening is really first brought up [something thats given overall more prominence in the book as well]. a much more interesting note however

now, this probably seems inconspicuous enough at first glance. Indeed even in modern canon 40k’s imperium is first actually created over ten millennia ago. However, take into consideration this little bit earlier in the lore section that i didn’t think to much off at the time

now, taking this into consideration, the implication here is that the age of strife, something that is typically thought to end right before the unification wars in modern 40k lore, is only considered to have ended after the emperor’s internment upon the golden throne, and that further the imperium seems to only officially be a thing upon the that internment. Now this suggests some things to me, two large ones possibly being

a) the unification wars and the great crusade were more so part of the same wider war, ie that the wars ‘only the emperor remembers’ were a large conflict between various warlords to determine who got the rightful rulership of the crumbling pre age of strife human civilization. or

b) the emperor started the age of strife in order to dominate humanity to control and shepherd the psychic awakening he saw humanity stumbling into.

take your pick i guess. food for thought and all that. also

in my earlier post i jumped the gun, the 1st edition emperor is still a punk who needs human souls to survive. Though in this case its not some vague need to bind his soul to the chair or anything, no, its just that he apparently cant eat or drink anything else and hes really god damn hungry and thirsty all the time. Which is hilarious and i almost feel is just a better explanation in general.

to be fair he does look like this 10 millenia later

makes sense he would need to eat unconventionally.

as well, as opposed to specifying 1000 psyker souls a day it just mentions a vague ‘hundreds dying every day’ which is still a lot but also likely less then modern emps eats everyday.

some explanation/emperor wank on why the emperor needs to be fed everyday. not much to say, just that i feel like the implications here atleast lean a bit more towards the emperor being pitiable in his own right as someone so dedicated to this vague future ideal of humanity that hes forsaken most of his own physically and mentally.

apparently humanity underwent no genetic changes over 38,000 years that werent the direct result of mutation from environmental hazards.

@ lordsofmedrengard early dark angels lore, here we can see where they got stuck with the moniker of “first legion” from in 30k modern lore, and its cause here in the first 40k book they’re noted as being ‘honored as the first marine chapter’. Guess it was something they felt needed to carry over... I like the copious more amounts of wine in the old dark angels chapter, and they seem a lot more aristocratic here then in modern 40k. Which makes an interesting contrast compared to the barbarian stocks of soldiers mentioned earlier in the book as being preferred for “legiones astartes”

we get some rundowns on the branches of the adeptus terra next, not much particularly new to note outside of them all being part of this larger governmental priesthood. some highlights though

the old school custodes uniforms are in fact the traditional uniform of the custodes in 1st edition.

custodes wielded ‘lasers built to resemble the traditional and symbolic guardian spear’ whatever the fuck that means

tech priests and the adeptus mechanicus were monastic monks who primarily lived on earth and didn’t stick metal parts into and all over their bodies. they were consequently much more boring as the echlissiarchies IT department.

arbites basically doubled in the sisters of battle’s role as the militant branch of the state religion.

arbites fashion choices and the arbites acting in a similar manner of chaplains as well really.

the more voluntary nature of the astronomican in the first edition, the trainees learn how to safely let the battery drain them but it still seems to be a demanding job with a high fatality rate

they also share monastic tendencies and a uniform with the mechanicus, though theres is a fashionable blue.

included the entire bit on the administratum cause honestly, i find it incredibly fascinating. The parallels are certainly there between modern and 1st edition administratum, but i feel how its presented here just has more teeth and intrest to it. That is to say, its not just the ‘oh what fate, administration has become even more horrid, tedious and soul draining in this grim dark future, woe be us!’ that tends to get tossed around when mocking administration. Instead its a literal organization of religious monks dedicated to tax filings, school administration, rezoning and what have you. Blessed be the regulations and all that. Is there small cults dedicated to paper clip gods? what holy rites are involved when faxing documents compared to when faxing fourms? This is shit i want to know more about.

all adeptus terra adepts carry a knife and are likely legally allowed to shiv you here as well incidentally.

the inquisitors are mostly the same, though with no mention of chaos whatsoever. less sub divisions from the looks of it too. this bit did catch my attention though.

psychic powers seemed to be a hell of a lot more common among inquisitors back then as well.

quirky inquisitors, who’d have thunk it. [its not that surprising, i just like that they took the time to mention it is all]

don’t know wtf is going on here though, especially as to whats going on with dudes armour on the left. looks like a knight crossed with an oven.

we get the usual spiel of psyker background, but then we get some interesting differences in opinions here on psykers compared to modern 40k imperium. How justified or not it is, is up to you but its definitely a shift in tone i would say.

possibly the proto servitor narrative wise? As said, 1st edition 40k readily uses robots, so servitors would be unnecessary. technomats on the other hand fall between that as menials who likely operate these things but dont full on replace them like servitors eventually will.

astropaths are basically the same, though the 90% statistic im not sure if it holds over to modern 40k. im thinkin likely but i could be wrong.

navigators outside of not ubiquitously having the third eye mutation also seem to have much more personal freedom and respect in imperial society in 1st edition. probably pretty comfy to be a navigator back then really. Aside from that, navigator families are still a thing.

space marine time!

well we get the same ‘feral world recruits as warrior god soldiers’ sortta stuff, it is mentioned and stressed that hive world criminals apparently make better stock in terms of raw aggression. Entire gangs will even be rounded up for the purpose of making new space marines.

the early process to create a space marine. no special organs, but bio-chem and the black [plastic?] carapace were there from the start, and hypno indoctrination is alluded to. Apparently this is still barely controlled chaos though. [and on a personal note, nothing that indicates it was male exclusive either, outside of general attitudes of the 1980′s]

early organization graph of a space marine chapter.

chapter markings and armour

AND THE POSSIBLITY OF SPACE MARINE BAGPIPES, WHERE ARE THEY GW WHERES MY SPACE MARINE BAGPIPERS!

iron hands apparently only had the one iron hand?

list of chapter symbols with names and colours, these keep appearing in the book. seems i was wrong on only the imperial fist symbol, its actually the crimson fists chapter symbol so thats 3 of the modern big 9 that didn’t exist back then.

we get a break down on the typical structure of a fortress monastery for space marines next, using the space wolves funnily enough who were far more normal as it were in 1st edition [and also their home world was lucan isntead]. and its got a lot, and well its all fairly interesting ill just shotgun blast some highlights

that the space wolves had an entire fuckin ship hanging in their great hall i find endlessly amusing, so thats why its there. the rest are interesting in terms of the domestic situation of space marines.

#space marines #space wolves #the emperor #mechanicus

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cherryplasmids · 4 years

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☆ happy days ☆

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"Come back inside!" Donny's discombobulated voice hollers. "It's too damn cold."

You roll your eyes at him, a small smile playing at your lips when you hear his boots thundering down the halls of the house. Soon enough, he's mumbling his concerns while placing a thick quilt over your shoulders and pushing a mug of hot chocolate in your hands. The steam wafts around your nose and the heat from both objects being comfort in an instant. Donny takes a seat next to you, grabbing the quilt to place it over his shoulders too.

As soon as he gets comfortable, he speaks. "This cold ain't good for you. Ma told me you can catch somethin' and it'll hurt the baby."

You take a sip of hot chocolate before setting it down on the table beside the swing. You grab his right hand, lacing your fingers through it. "Relax, Don. The baby will be alright. You think with your stubborn genes they'll easily get sick?"

Donny's signature Cheshire grin blooms. "You damn right. My boy will neva get sick. And he'll be betta at baseball than Babe Ruth. Ma'k my words, doll. Arnie Donowitz is gonna be the best damn baseball player the world's eva seen."

Your face scrunches up at the name. "We are not naming our boy Arnie. If this kid is going to be special, the name has to be unique. And plus—" You pause to rub your belly with your left hand. "What if it's a girl? You still want her to play baseball?"

"Of course!" Donny exclaims quickly. "The kid could come out as a horse and they'll still play."

A hearty laugh escapes you and Donny joins in a split second later. You figured it would be a dumb question to ask. After all, you did catch Donny asking his mom if he could make a pink Ted Williams jersey. It warms your heart to know Donny wouldn't be upset about the sex of the child. Especially when you found out Hirschberg gave his wife the cold shoulder after she gave birth to a girl. Even then, you probably shouldn't have worried. Donny gave him a black eye for that.

"We should head back inside," Donny suggests. "Don't want our little girl shaking in there."

"Wait," you pull his hand over your stomach and tell him to hush when he opens his mouth to talk. "Wait a second." After a short moment, Donny's eyes widen comically.

"Holy shit."

You laugh at him as he continues to feel the baby kick. "For some reason, this little munchkin just gets so lively when you're near. Maybe instead of baseball, they should get into soccer?"

Donny gives you the nastiest glare you've ever seen and another hearty laugh comes out at his expense. He would've retorted but the potential life just kept kicking, keeping their adoring father hypnotized. Donny's soft smile, gentle kisses on your belly, and whispers of adoration keep the both of you busy well into the night. Before you know it, your hot chocolate is cold, the cool breeze calms, and the sun shines through the trees.

And yet, Donny still keeps you close. One hand on your belly and the other wrapped around your waist with sweet words of love and promises for a beautiful future for his family.

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incarnateirony · 4 years

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So now I’m gonna be that butch bitch.

Socially relevant wide topics is not a specific sub blog of anyone that happens to hold an opinion in that topic. I barely even touch my home tab because of how insufferable this fandom dialogue tends to be beyond scrolling through entire vats of whatever the hell is going on and addressing it in general address in a wide host of conversational points. Which literally anyone can see with how few blogs I engage and how rare a burst of gif reblogging even is. Did you tag me directly and land in my notification stream, no, then I probably have no idea what you’re saying. This isn’t hard.

This, on the other hand, is a petty gay sub blog.

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Please note there’s a very distinct difference between these and LGBT cinema discussion someone may or may not take offense to.

I’ll give you a hint: my sub blogs are short, pointed, sassy, generally include a random media reference like a video game video or this little piece of art, and are doused in sarcasm. They’re the fandom version of “ok, boomer”. Sure, I do sub blog. We all do. Let’s be real dears. But nah fam. That ain’t it.

Anyone that insists on projecting themselves into a set of shoes left on the floor is free to do so, but they need to recognize that’s what they’re doing with general discussion. No, picking a fight with me on a different social media platform and then pretending any other conversation is targeting you isn’t how it works. I can’t stop anyone from recoiling to the content. And I’ve been EXTREMELY forward on where the door is if they want to continue using regressive angles or taking personal offense to general conversation points. This isn’t new.

Jesus fucking christ.

And for the love of fuck stop treating me like I’m some big name fan. I don’t do conventions, events, actors, I don’t give a shit about shipping culture, I don’t do FB groups, I’m literally not *here* for any of that bullshit. Respectively having a few thousand followers isn’t *shit* on a platform where the big blogs range 8-14,000. I am not. Here. For this clout. Chasing. Bullshit. And I don’t want it anywhere near me. And I didn’t ask to be any kind of leader, or want to be any kind of leader, and magically, this BNF leader that I am had a grand total of 0 fucking people coming at anybody. Just a few telling them to stop escalating their own internalized issues against someone else. If you think that’s unreasonable, I don’t know what to fucking tell you.

If you’re here for fandom drama or personal validation, please, leave me the *fuck* alone. I am not here to be the mother to 2000 grown assed people. Thankfully many of you are reasonable, but for whatever 1% is out there getting *mad* that I’m not conforming, I swear to god, leave me the FUCK ALONE.

I have never been a proper agent of fandom. I have never obligated myself to washes of fandom yelling regardless of if it’s “my lane” or “my friend.” And no, I’m not due to “self reflect” just because *somebody else chose to think I was talking about them.* That’s not how that WORKS. I can’t self-reflect to magically engineer intentions or thoughts somebody else put in their head and projected my way, holy shit balls man.

You wanna know why people talk bullshit about Destiel fandom? This narcissistic manipulative bullshit, this false extremization of talking points, all of it. And no, not every Destiel fan does that before someone warps that. But there’s a reason so many people are hiding from this shit in tag commentary, and it’s THIS. You can deadass say “While I agree we should aspire for better representation we should also make sure to not trample on the work of what people ARE fighting for right now” and SOME FUCKER, SOME WHERE, will turn that into “You’re telling us to settle and stop fighting! You’re a homophobe!” even though it says the opposite JUST ABOVE WHATEVER THEY’RE EXAGGERATING, and yet SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, will be like “You know what, this resonates with my current feelings, now I’m going to make it dictate this real person’s reality even though that is clearly NOT WHAT THEY’RE FUCKING SAYING.”

I have. ALWAYS. Said. I am not here. For fandom bullshit. This 0 to 100, all or nothing, black or white, Fall In With The Hoard Or Perish By Us Lying And Footstomping And Demanding People Unfollow The Person Who Won’t Fite Me Nao *bullshit.* No, taking a strong stance or having a strong opinion contrary to the Borg is not hArAsSmEnt. What’s fucking harassment is intentionally stalking down people’s materials to pick fights across multiple SM platforms and trying to make it all about YOU while they’re minding their bullshit on their own walls. CHECK YOURSELVES. What’s ~~bullying~~ is trying to incite hive mind attacks. What’s abuse is demanding anyone else tolerate it, much less warping “them or me” choices just because someone *disagrees* with you.

Nobody sent anybody at the person in question. In fact, they sent themselves, and continued to double down that it had to all be about them, then directed friends to engage and continue it afterwards. The only person that outted them was them, and they fucking @’ed me, so I don’t know what the *fuck* you expected from me. Even if I WAS sub blogging them -- which 1000% not -- not a soul on the fucking planet would have known them until they threw themselves out into the field because IT WAS ADDRESSING MULTIPLE FANDOM TOPICS; and even when they threw themselves out, nobody actually came at them. They just told them to stop. ... And then after that when their friends were told I won’t judge them? ESCALATION! YOU MUST COME ATTACK ME! uh, no. That’s not how this works. Maybe that’s how you’re all used to this working, but that’s not how this works. I can very well say “Kay, whatever you wanna do with yourself” and leave it there.

I don’t ask anybody to come to my wall. I don’t ask you to come pick fights with me. I don’t ask you to troll across multiple media platforms looking for an opening just to get mad when I’m already too exhausted to deal with you.

I can tell you the one thing you probably shouldn’t do though, and that’s follow a fandom commentary opinion blog and head nod and bobble to it and go “YEAH, YEAH!!” until your own general behavior crops up into the discussion and then turn into a bunch of rabid bobcats and start saying you had a problem with that blog the whOEL tiEM. So, what, you... agreed when it suited you while having a problem with my methods? They’re only a problem if they apply to someone you prefer?

Get out. I literally do not have the time and energy for this bullshit. I am literally in the middle of my second legal battle in a year while dealing with crippling pain, I can BARELY make my own content BEYOND this conversation, I haven’t even been able to edit for like two weeks, my game and my projects are all indefinitely paused, I fucking PROMISE YOU that randomopinion dot tumblr dot com is not the highlight of what I’m just out here to inspire shit for, holy shit. Like sure fam, I can barely walk into dollar general to buy a pizza for dinner right now, my house is in limbo, I’m trying to work side jobs while my hip is literally falling apart and my spine is disconnecting from my ribs intermitantly, I might puncture a lung with the effort of sitting down, but you know what I want to do? Stick it to some random FUCKER on tumblr (who can’t keep themselves off of my content while pretending I’m coming at them.)

If you’d like, with the magic Clap On Clap Off Gay TV invention, if we can also come up with “disability trade” for a feature to live one day in the life of someone, I would gladly invite you to deal with the pain of your anatomy trying to casually rearrange itself. I mean, if we’re all about shoving ourselves into random shoes, go ahead and try mine on. See if you have the patience for this kind of fandom bullshit, let alone to methodically do whatever the fuck a segment of fandom decided I did as some sort of machiavellian plan to sub blog someone I didn’t know fucking existed beyond some other random name account trolling into the middle of an existing conversation on a whole other social media platform.

Is it absolute bullshit to kick into the middle of a conversation, not catch up on the conversation, assume the worst of a conversation because you heard something applicable to you, and to start yelling at people having a conversation that had NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU? Yes, yes it fucking is. No, I don’t care you think I’m holding some grudge from when you farted wrong in the room earlier today, your self consciousness on that front is yours, not mine, fart the fuck away.

Is it even more bullshit to say you aren’t obligated to catch up to the conversation you entered with this angle to and pretend it’s everybody else’s fault? Sure the fuck is. Is it bullshit to @ someone and make literally famously socially abusive demands and then pretend anyone came at *you* after you superman jumped one, two, and five assumptions that it was ABOUT YOU? To just double down because someone’s your *friend* even when the barest application of logic would show they walked in yelling at someone unrelated to them before they set up their drama with a whole ass bass boosting entertainment boom box for everybody? Why yes, yes that is a huge pile of bull shit. I’m not sure why this is a hard thing to grok.

So sure, now I’m sub blogging you. Because somewhere, in the midst of me blogging on every platform about people’s application of bad faith arguments, you decided to bad faithedly attach some sort of fucking motivation to my posts that made it all about *you*. The irony is fucking mind blowing.

I’m so. Done. With this shit.

#fandom #mildew #holy shit yall #i'm serious #leave me the fuck alone #I don't come for your walls #or your blogs #or your twitter feeds #or try to fuse all the discussions you have into being about me #so what the fuck #genuinely #what is this kindergarten #Minnie said things I don't like so now you can't be friends with her and me #what the fuck #honestly #long post for ts

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daredevile · 4 years

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AH AH AHHHHHH ARYA YOUR GAME OF THRONES EDIT GOT UP TO 1000 NOTES AND IM SO PROUD QJAKAJSKAJKS ILYSM

WHAT REALLY???? HOLY SHIT I DIDNT EVEN SEE THAT!!!! OMG HARLS I LOVE YOU 🥺🥺🥺

#asks #harls tag #noice people

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tarttvs · 6 years

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someone help him

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Edit// how does this have 1000+ notes hoLY SHIT

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mystic-pen · 6 years

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RFA+ Minor Trio at beach

wowowow i love the winning art of the Cheritz summer contest its so cool and cute my favorite is the one where yoosung is an omelette tanning! Also my asks are open for requests!!!!

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SAEYOUNG

•runs to ocean before he puts on sunscreen

•he’s the guy that you see in the distance just super far out in the water

•he’s going over all the waves

•you bet your ass he has one of those shark fins

•the lifeguards are losing their shit he needs to come back in right now

•surprisingly really good at swimming like how you never go out

•tries to go over a literal 10 ft wave

•who’s that speck out there with him? is that Yoosung?!!?!?!?!?

•when he finally gets back in he has mega sunburn

•eats all the sandwiches

YOOSUNG

•slathers on that sunscreen his mother taught him the right way

•Seven dragged him out farther than he expected

•boi is drowning

•better believe he is the one that gets caught in a riptide

•”SEVEN HELP IN DROWNING AJFFJJFJDND”

•brought a duck float but it’s not holding up too well

•Seven scared the actual shit out of him with his shark fin

•he steps on a crab and that’s the last straw

•begs Seven to go back in and when he gets on land he straight up kisses the sand

•Seven makes it up to him with HBC

ZEN

•like Yoosung, he slathers on sunscreen, his beautiful skin will not be ruined by the sun

•beautiful guy is attracting women like flies to honey

•loses it when trust fund jerk is doing the same

•when he isn’t taking selfies or getting his picture taken he’s shredding waves

•almost runs over Yoosung a couple times

•he WILL be better than Jumin at all costs so he is flexing on everyone

•Jumin and Elly aren’t even watching they’re with MC

•”wHAT JUMIN FUCK OFF”

•challenges MC to a surf off and gets his ass kicked sideways

•when he gets back on shore he’s chugging water bc “it’s important to stay hydrated”

JUMIN

•puts on C&R brand sunscreen but lays under a C&R brand umbrella too jUMIN YOU ARE A WALKING ADVERTISEMENT

•can’t swim fo shizzle

•he is strictly “a land dwelling creature”

•chills extra hard on the beach with Elly and V

•takes a quick catnap with Elly and MC

•suddenly he feels water dripping on his face and looks up to see a soaked and angry Zen

•laughs ass off when Zen wipes out on his surfboard

•is an architectural genius when it comes to sandcastles LORD

•”a sand castle for my princess Elizabeth 3rd”

•takes notice to the airplanes with those flag advertisements and contemplates getting one for C&R

•”Assistant Kang, take notes”

JAEHEE

•is excited about taking a vacation to the beach with RFA

•she’s the type to not get sunburnt so she doesn’t put on any sunscreen she wants to flex on everyone in the office

•it’s supposed to be relaxing but Jumin keeps telling her to write stuff down

•MC has to come save her

•seashells!!!! Jaehee adores the bright and shiny shells

•You guys come to the ice cream stand and try some promising flavors

•MC licks Jaehee’s coffee flavored cone when she’s not looking

•As you lick your ice creams, you admire Zen’s muscles on that surf board

•two drunk guys come up behind you and try to get you to hang out with them

•you are ready to square up but Jaehee has already used he judo skills to throw them into oblivion

•”haha where am i?”

•Feels sunshine on his back and sand under his toes

•hangs with Jumin and Elly most of the time but will go as far as his ankles in the water

•He and Jumin don’t really know how to swim so he probably won’t go much farther plus he’s blinder than a bat

•Is 1000% down to take Zen’s picture

•He gets special sunglasses and looks so cute because they’re SHAPED LIKE LITTLE SUNS GOTDAMMIT

•Can only see silhouettes so he doesn’t really know what SPF he’s putting on

•Turns out you miss a lot of spots when you can’t see

•Looks like a zebra exept instead of black and white he’s red and white

•hey but at least he’s a cute zebra with a sunglasses tan line

SAERAN

•oh his brother left him to play in the water? Typical Saeyoung.

•the ocean is the second saltiest thing on that beach next to Saeran

•Puts on SPF no lower than 70 bc hello he might have bleached his hair but he’s still a ginger at heart and skin

•Kinda skips the whole beach thing and lives near the ice cream stand for a couple hours

•He’s the 1000th customer and gets to get free ice cream for the rest of the day

•you bet he abuses that opportunity

•they were expecting him to come back one maybe two more times

•but nope right when he finishes one ice cream he’s back at the stand

•at least he scores MC and Jaehee some free ice cream

•Suddenly his brother is behind him and guess what he’s hungry

•Saeran you made that poor ice cream stand close down

VANDERWOOD

•”sAEYOUNG WHERE ARE YOU”

•he followed Seven here from his trail of memes and underlying depression

•see’s Saeyoung splashing around in the water

•he’s going out there too but keeps getting pushed back by the waves

•eventually he gives up after Seven sees him and turns into sevenmarine™ the underwater hacker

•poor guy just wants to get his job done and go home aka all of us

•the beach is kinda relaxing he finds out he is actually capable of unwinding

•what is this? a rare unstressed Vanderwood?

•is chill for like 3 hours then sees Seven and remembers why he’s here

•who needs relaxation when you can have $$$

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edit: holy fuck kyles this is insane how much positivity this shit post is getting!!!!! literally i am in love with all of you and want to know what you want so don’t hesitate and hit up my ask box!!!!

#my post #mystic messenger #mysme #headcanon #jumin han #zen #jaehee kang #707 #saeyoung choi #saeran choi #yoosung kim #v #jihyun kim #vanderwood #beach #mysme hc

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