no one really, there were warp predators hanging about like the enslaves but they quite literally just were warp inhabiting xenos back then. The orks were probably the closest to 'the big threat', but even then it was in a 'those fucking assholes' kinda way as opposed to an existential threat.
really you could say the imperiums biggest problem back then was the imperium, as it own decaying institutions and brutal repression of its own citizens leaving whenever the fuck they could. The eye of terror back then was just space that was temporarily cut off for large chunks of time and which people lived free of the imperiums rule and which the imperium despised.
Sorry I was going through your blog and saw a post about the female custodes, but you also mentioned that Horus was just a dude, was he not originally a Primarch?
Nope. The original iteration of Horus was a human general. Also, Abaddon was the fabricator general of Mars.
Chaos wasn’t even supposed to be a thing in 40k, originally, and didn’t get content until the mid to late 90s. Prior to that, there weren’t even traitor legions. The Horus Heresy was barely a plot point.
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it would not be mortarion if his intelligence stat wasn't vastly higher then his bottom of the barrel wisdom stat.
it also wouldn't be mortarion if he wasn't cursed to roll critical failures on every decision he makes.
my sweet, sweet, fuckin dumbass boy.
The Buried Dagger 1
OKAY mortarion time
….i forgot this was the book with purple prose and i had to go back in terror to make sure I didn't accidentally buy a McNeill novel again
i did not, this is thankfully (?) someone else
I'm trying to figure out what about this pushes it into "Wow Edgy" rather than being genuinely compelling
well
actually this isn't too bad, to be honest, it's really the next bit which is that the population of ynyx (and WHAT a name) doesn't have mouths
"the cold ember of his familiar, obdurate resentment"
I feel like I'm being unfair to the book by feeling bathos instead of pathos but i think it's that everything is so over the top
wait what year was this written
Mortarion is literally breathing in
the chemicals
2019
I'm now going to suffer from the belief that the writer of this was listening to Radioactive (due to this plus some other things)
and now I've got it stuck in my head
i want to take this seriously but i just can't, I'm sorry
no one understands meeeeeeeee
owo uncomfortable memory surfaces
i will say this, the prose is quite evocative
ok so mort has a giant chip on his shoulder and is an enormous misanthrope but just about every single person who has ever been in a position of authority over him DOES just use him as a tool
boy did he choose the wrong side of the war
tumblr has poisoned my mind regarding "the horrors"
so it feels like "every day mortarion gets emails"
mortarion: hm maybe i should get rid of the daemon and also all the stuff i used to summon him and go back to normal warfare
holy shit holy shit
he really is his father's son
also hey uhhh mortarion do you remember that whole
slippery slope speech you gave at Nikaea
about literally this exact topic
the irony is killing me
you're killing me, Reaper of Men, and I'm not even a man
the manreaper of….justice (????) is unisex
oh yeah i forgot to bring it up but Mort calling Magnus an "arrogant braggant" fills my salty soul with glee
morty continues to try out for that fantasy villain role
i think i'm warming up to the prose though
im breathing in the chemicals-
im breathing in the chemicals-
im breathing in the chemicals-
i think swallow's cd kept skipping while he wrote this
this is the third time he's breathed in the chemicals
it's totally not a ritual, honest!
okay, this is a cool fight scene
mortarion can be cool in a fight, as a treat
lmao
yes. this is funny to me.
Mortarion is just so done with this whole thing
Mort: why did i get sent on this sidequest
rip typhon killstealing
mortarion would really like to be starring in a different genre
oh no
cursed idea
my thought was "what genre would be funniest to put him in" which was followed by
"this is our get-along harem protagonist" but it's mort and rob
idk at the end of godblight they got yeeted
my next thought was magical girl anime
he's the dark magical girl's mascot creature
he is having friendship! just hdu call him and the magical girl friends
typhon plotting out how to ambush mortarion with a hug
uhhhhhh
typhon: yeahhhh better not bring up the Fallen
honestly typhon feels like one of the most intelligent characters in the series!
….huh
why weren't the dark angels at Terra
dude
and then typhon internally cackles evilly like a kids show villain
everything is going according to keikaku
does your brain on nurgle turn you into snidely whiplash?
Mortarion what the heck
normal behaviour
to go along with the poison drinking
or breathing in the chemicals
and breathing in the chemicals- and breathing in the okay i'll stop
literally everyone on the ship is choking but typhon
that was fast
owo flashback time
okay so his evil dad (the first one) sent him out with golems to fight other golem things from other evil overlords
as a test of some kind
this is just his entire life, huh
oh lovely like wow the only reason mortarion's alive is that he's a primarch
the abuse is kind of getting to ridiculous angst-fic levels
and yet the way it's written is genuinely compelling?
probably because he's not actually a normal human
so it is survivable and not ridiculous
but it is kind of walking on that line
thrown to starving dogs when he was a toddler like
this really is his entire life huh
annnnd also Necare experimented on him
with poison
what next did necare give him a dog and then kill the dog in front of him
we're starting to get into bathos here
the last bit of this scene is, yeahh
a bit.
on the overwrought side.
The book is tap dancing on the line
which is to be honest, making me sad
i really want this to be good :/
if it's going to go all the way into goofy, i want it to go all the way so i can mock it
if it's going to be half hard hitting and half goofy it feels like im pulling back to punch a small child
this book also unfortunately has some kind of subplot on earth
with a bunch of rando characters and also, unfortunately, Garro
oh this is
i guess foreshadowing for what's going to happen to the death guard?
so garro's friend got hit by an evil knife and unlike guilliman he did not have plot armour
so garro is working with a bunch of other dudes who defected from the traitor legions
secretly working for malcador
oh, and a psyker ultramarine
oh wait psyker ultramarine met garro on calth???
what??? how did he get to calth and back what is a timeline (i should be fair and stop banging on about this since i have not actually read the relevant books. at least I assume this has to be covered in a book I didn't read)
oh yeah sure let's undress the catatonic chained up woman
oh she's a sister of silence my beloved
okay so context she had her name and serial number tattooed under her collarbone so. i guess that was more important??? apparently???
they did not take off the chains
they just snapped them off of the wall and basically pushed her to start walking
you couldn't just. pick her up??? wouldn't that be faster??
okay this was funny
malcador sends an illusion of himself across the planet
I'm rolling my eyes
this is the guy running the imperium
does he have nothing better to do
also why give them the job in the first place if he's not going to trust them not to "creatively reinterpret" his commands
oh we're back with Teen Mort
and he keeps a diary
ohhh a bunch of humans are rebelling and attacking
oh it's Teen Typhon meeting Teen Mort
psychic powers time
this is not the time to get angsty
also he is kind of a grimdark rapunzel huh
back in the present and apparently mort broods a lot in his room and if you interrupt him he yells at you
because of course he does
you're interrupting his linkin park listening
bluejay note: i love linkin park so i am allowed to make this joke
annnd typhon is setting up the navigators on the ship to take the blame
oh he just killed them all that was fast
and now they're all trapped blind in the warp
and typhon is being obviously evil and according to keikaku
which is visible to everyone but Mort
well tbf to Mort, he's very angry at Typhon for killing the navigators so he's probably missing stuff
typhon: this lifeboat is full of leeches just trust me
typhon: throws it overboard
back in the past, Mort successfully rescues the spunky teens but his dad is coming so he tells them to get out while they can
and then has his disney princess song realization that it's time to stand up for himself and he'd do it all again! and face his dad! and dieeeee
okay the last bit isn't disney princess
…ah
ah
mort: wait, that's an option???
rip his hair is getting in his eyes i hate when that happens
okay this is a cheesy line but it's working here
okay i made the joke before about mortarion being the kind of guy who likes to stand on cliffs/balcony edges and look down
but i DIDNT KNOW IT WAS LITERALY
DONT STARE INTO THE WARP YOU IDIOT
i. oh boy
we get to see an emperor-mort interaction
i think the emperor is….actually trying here?
but what the emperor is trying to say here is not what mort took from it
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Mortarion has done many things wrong in his life, but we love him and his hypocritical paranoid delusional breakdown over the course of the heresy ass anyways.
A Thousand Sons Conclusion
Conclusions:
-Mortarion has done absolutely nothing wrong in his life, ever (except the war crimes)
-I kind of want to write a really, really weird FSN fusion fic now
-McNeill needs to be thrown into horse plinko and made to drink respect women juice (he can join Urobuchi)
-did i get my money's worth? well. hm. i learned many lessons from this book. we can say that.
Tomorrow if I have time I'll do...Horus Rising. Technically I read Scars after ATS but I didn't do the full reaction to it like I think I did for Horus Rising. Maybe a single post for Scars? Or maybe I should wait until I reread it and then do it properly....
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So Britain but its invader zims setting.
An isekai to warhammer 40k, but you just wake up in the forever box.
Would that be fucked up or what?
Most of the Isekai stuff I’ve seen has been fucked up anyway, so yes, it would, but it wouldn’t be special
Also y’know, if you’re into sensory deprivation tanks, it could be cool
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I do agree that at the least blowing up Terra would, in theory, be a good way of unsticking 40k from its imperium bias. So much of the setting is catered around ensuing Terra survives after all as part of that bias.
Someone on r/40KLore just asked how would the community personally kill Abaddon if the Writers called for it.
How would YOU kill Ezekyle "Totally Not Horus 2.0" Abaddon the Despoiler?
I would, personally, like Khârn, Typhus, Ahriman and Lucius to team up like unwashed power rangers (because they/their gods get sick of him for WAKING UP THE EMPEROR) and decide that Abaddon and the Ezekarion need to go. So, you get the marked chaos legions vs the Black Legion, and it culminates in a 1v4 where Abaddon is eventually killed, but not before he runs Lucius through with the Talon, and finds touching him so beneath him that it actually kills Lucius properly.
But, that is my personal and fanciful silly idea, and I acknowledge some people like Abaddon, so… probably not that.
Maybe he could get a fleet all the way to Terra, and goes out by personally piloting the Venegful Spirit into the golden throne and blowing out the warp drives after a colossal battle that has primarchs showing up to do battle and all that stuff. Skirmish of Terra, but Abaddon wins, proves his conviction to his cause when he realises he’s going to die, and forces the Imperium into a new age of survival. Him ordering everyone who wants to evacuate to do so, but having the remaining Ezekarion and a surprising number of people stay by his side would be a neat micromoment in the whole thing, too. To show how much of the Black Legion are committed to his goals. So, he dies surrounded by loyal soldiers, master of his ship, blowing up the Emperor’s corpse and the astronomican while the chaos gods scream at him to stop because they aren’t done with him.
I don’t particularly like him, but I think it’s the coolest sort of death I could give him, and it would also massively shake up how the Imperium-centric setting conducts itself. On paper, anyway.
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