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doodles of my pikmin 4 captain ft the horrible decision i made to ship her with louie
#im on my 3rd playthrough rn#i played as pom first. then i jsut threw together a captain for my 2nd playthrough bc i didnt know how not to be pom#and now i have one i genuinely like#her name is akari btw. i might end up changing it tho just so shes less attached to me#ALSO she looks way more masc in game tbh.........shes been girlmoded#i have to make her transfem now. thats how that works right#also i should mention that i dont actually selfship with louie. i just thought itd be funny bc theyre both blue and then it escalated#im more of a collin guy personally. now watch me never draw him again out of shame#ok anyways. tag time#pikmin#pikmin 4#louie pikmin#collin pikmin#☆ my art#☆ my ocs#? question mark?#does she count as an oc i have no idea#edit how does this have 100 fucking notes all of this looks like shit#you all hate me and want me dead. im sure of it
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How are you so good at writing smut??? It legit makes my body warm all over and my brain fuzzy, you fucking smut wizard <3 do you have any tips on writing smut? Or just writing in general?
Thank you for such a compliment! 💖🥹This is mildly embarrassing-- but I really am so horny?? I am not playing a character. lol I am a goblin.
When I watch porn (for pleasure) I just take in the sounds and the sights, really just going full art reviewer on that shit for inspo even when I'm not trying to.
"Wow his cock got so big suddenly, is he going to cum? his head his massive...omg he sunk it right back into that guy after he came?? he's still going!? DICKS CAN DO THAT?" *takes mental notes*
"Her hips kept pulling away there before she orgasmed, overstimulated a bit maybe, love how he grabbed her shoulders and pulled her back down" *jots down on my notes app*
"wow the way he said that-- jesus I just got dizzy I need to hear <whatever character> say that." *writes Luci saying that shit immediately*
I am unqualified to give tips on anything, but I'll tell you what I tend to do!
For smut; I just focus on sensations, I think. We can all see what sex looks like! Imagining the feeling of it, that's whats so fucking hot to me. Why is that man moaning? What is he feeling that is so good? What made her legs shake like that? Yeah his dick went into her pussy. Nice. But like---- was it warm? did his head get caught on the way in, popping past that unyielding flesh untrained to his size, just at her entrance? did the feeling of wet walls and a tight grip make him go weak for a second, mind blank?
For general writing; oh geez....I have a super visual brain, so I just try my best to describe what I'm seeing.
If it feels like I've forced someone to say or do something, then I back up and try again.
I wrote a part in A Doe in Fall part 4 that I had to redo; I had reader slap the detective when he suggested maybe she was hitting on him, a man coming to intervene making Brady get nervous and apologize before leaving all flustered.
But I realized--- no, this reader is too smart. She would never make a scene like that, she wouldn't know what might happen. What if everyone watches her then sit with Alastor? What if people notice and somehow remember seeing him? What if they recognize him? I loved the scene but I had to remove it. She would never do that, even if I loved seeing it.
I try to just shut down a little and see what my brain throws out unfiltered. It's really mentally taxing. I'm either 100% focused or I can't do it. I proofread maybe 6 or 7 times, or more. I don't stop until I get through it at least once without edits, and if I find myself bored of reading it, then I walk away for a second. If I am too disinterested to read it again for proofreading or just feeling the flow of it, then why would anyone else want to?
Hazbin Smut Masterlist I spent way too long rereading before posting
I felt this like this wasn’t helpful at all 😭
#HazelSaysTooMuch#alastor x reader#hazbin hotel smut#fanfiction#alastor smut#smut struggles#smut writer#smut fanfiction#smut writing#hazelsayshi
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one piece smau: dating usopp edition
— get the amtching usernames bc usopp is a sniper - so he is cupid because he sniped readers heart just like that and theyre both madly in love w each other... everything does add uo i swear
— male reader as alllwayyyysss + i love giving usopp love bc hes so underrated not to mention easily fine as fuck (both in live action and in the anime)
liked by cupidusopp, roro.zoro, and 9k others
snipedbycupid: i was gonna gatekeep this photo of usopp, but decided that his beauty had to be shared w the world
tagged: cupidusopp
cupidusopp: uhmmmm sorry but i got a boyfriend, you can't jus b posting photos of me like this :///
-> snipedbycupid: fym "sorry" ??? is that what you tell other people on the street when they hit on you? "sorry but i have a boyfriend"
-> imcupid: please [name] that is NOT what i meant at all
-> snipedbycupid: so you're calling me stupid now ???
[liked by dni_nami, robinkills and 70 others]
dni_nami: okay but his hair ?? is giving
-> snipedbycupid: all he needs to do is grow his hair out longer so it can be put in a low pony UGHHH im salivating
-> cupidusopp: im taking notes rn so you never leave me
liked by freeluffy, skullnsoul, and 11k others
cupidusopp: me and my boyfriend are so hot and everyone wishes they were us
tagged: snipedbycupid
snipedbycupid: im barking like a DOG rn
-> cupidusopp: wow you really know the way to a man's heart im blushin rn
robinkills: you two look quite intimidating, how cute
-> snipedbycupid: we are the baddest duo in the world everyone needs to fear us
-> dni_nami: yeah, fear the public disturbances you two cause
[liked by roro.zoro, cupidusopp, and 90 others]
princesanji: someone needs to investigate how usopp possibly pulled himself a cute boyfriend
-> snipedbycupid: you're sure you're not gay sanji? you jus called another man cute, that's pretty gay of you
-> cupidusopp: sanji's gay ass in my comment section rn tryna steal my mannn 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
-> princesanji: with this attitude i really have no idea how anyone could fall for u
liked by princesaji, SUPERCOLA, robinkills and 12k others
dni_nami: i hate how these two dress better than the entire friend group without even trying
tagged: snipedbycupid and cupidusopp
cupidusopp: me n my baby gotta showout if the rest of u guys are gonna dress bummy af
[liked by snipedbycupid, freeluffy, and 100 others]
snipedbycupid: HE LOOKS EXTRA FINE IN THESE PHOTOS YALL THAT'S LITERALLY MINNEEE THATS MY BABBYY
-> cupidusopp: no way u got me kickin my feet n blushing like a school girl rn 🤭🤭
-> cupidusopp: also you look so FINE here stfu
ttchopper: i want to dress like usopp and [name]! they're so cool
-> roro.zoro: as long as you dont develope their level of stupidity, chopper, i say go for it
-> snipedbycupid: always gotta b the most unhinged shit coming from u zoro
liked by cupidusopp, princesanji, and 10k others
snipedbycupid: the little details of dating usopp <3
tagged: cupidusopp
cupidusopp: please i think i would die for you this is so serious
-> snipedbycupid: LMFAOOA USOPP STOP
roro.zoro: so you guys skipped gym to go on a date? im never inviting you guys again
-> snipedbycupid: did not mean to break ur heart today zoro pls forgive us
freeluffy: BEST FRIENDS ARE IN LOVE BEST FRIENDS ARE IN LOOOOOVVVEEEEE USOPP AND [NAME] SITTING IN A TREE, K I S S I NG !!!
[liked by snipedbycupid, cupidusopp, and 70 others]
-> princesanji: how old are you????
liked by dni_nami, princesanji, and 11k others
cupidusopp: boyfriends that pee together stay together !!!
tagged: snipedbycupid
dni_nami: the internet did not need to see this
-> cupidusopp: someone jelly that they're still single yawnnn
dr.law: this is so unsanitary, i need u both to delete yourselves
-> snipedbycupid: a doctor encouraging something as extreme as this, a shame what our generation has become
-> dr.law: you're the one posting yourself urinating for all to see.
freeluffy: hey where's my photo creds!! i had to stand on the toiler and take a picture over the stall for this angle!!!
SUPERCOLA: usopp had a vision and i can appreciate this - it's borderline art, guys
-> snipedbycupid: we knew you'd get it franky
liked by dni_nami, freeluffy, and 10k others
cupidusopp: i don't get mushy about me and [name]'s relationship often, but this man genuinely is my entire world and i love him so much and not a day goes by that where im not grateful that we have each other <333 i wanna share every single laugh w u, happy 2 years [name]
tagged: snipedbycupid
cupidusopp: I HATE HOW CHEESY THIS IS BUT HES MY POOKIE FR
robinkills: you two are so cute when you're not posting yourselves urinating on social media
-> cupidusopp: PLEASE ROBIN UNDERSTAND THE VISION !!!
skullnsoul: your guys' relationship is so cute because it's a perfect balance of everything you need in a healthy relationshp and im glad you two found each other
[liked by roro.zoro, princesanji, dni_nami, and 100 others]
-> sniperbycupid: awww brook you sound like such a wise old man, me and usopp love u v much thank u
dni_nami: my best friends are so cute UGH i hate u two
SUPERCOLA: i cant believe its been only 2 years it feels like you two have been tgt since forevverrr
-> cupidusopp: thatd b my bad bc ive had a crush on him since we met and i dont think i hid it very well at all.
snipedbycupid's story
WE ARE THE SEXIEST COUPLE KNOWN TO MAN
cupidusopp replied to your story: sorry im coming over rn bc !!!! u look too good in this photo to ignore i cant do this see u in 10
#≡;- ꒰ ° smau series ꒱#one piece smau#one piece imagines#one piece x reader#one piece x male reader#male reader#x male reader#usopp x male reader#usopp x reader#usopp imagines#male reader imagines#usopp smau#modern au one piece#modern au
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i like had this thought in the back of my head of like what ateez would be like with an S/O who has a physical illness bcs i actually have one which causes a lot of pain to my bones and i'm like in a constant state of pain and discomfort, been going on for about 12 years HELL YA ✊🏻, if i don't keep up on my meds (currently don't have the proper meds so it only tides me over for a little while-) then im basically fucked so IDK i feel like there isn't a lot of stuff written about this kind of stuff (im a sucker for shit i hardly ever am able to read abt) ALSO IM NOT 100% SURE IF YOUR REQS WERE OPEN BCS I DIDNT SEE ANYTHING POSTED ABT IT SO- YA- if you don't want to write it obviously you don't have to !! no pressure at all lovely
ATEEZ Caring for You: Chronic Illness Edition | SFW
Pairing: ATEEZ x Gender Neutral!Reader/You/Yn
Rating: SFW
Genre: fluff, slice of life, headcanons, imagines, scenarios.
Warnings: chronic illness + immunocompromised talk.
🗝️ Note: Hey atiny anon! You actually asked the right person; I have fibromyalgia combined with a few other annoying chronic illnesses. Because you can't just have one 😓 I hope that you can find a decent fucking doctor and get on the proper medication soon. That's the biggest part of the struggle, finding a physician that will listen and is competent enough. I hope this was enough, I tried to assign each member a caring task that I felt fit them! Has not been beta-ed.
Disclaimers: This is a work of fiction; I do not own any of the idols depicted below.
Seonghwa
He’s here to help you prevent all the chronic pain that he can. Booking you massage visits. Trips to the hot springs. All the arnica rubs. Silly little games the two of you play, to keep your mind off the pain and depression spirals. His favorite is seeing who can build their new Lego set the quickest. Hwa is the biggest advocate for you, he would never return a dish at the restaurant when its wrong. But he will fight for you at every appointment, every pharmacy, wherever you need him to. Because he knows you've grown tired of fighting all the time.
Hongjoong
HJ's specialty is flexibility. You have a sudden burst of energy? He’s down to go explore that new pop-up market with you. You’ve come down with a bout of bone numbing pain? That’s cool, you’re getting changed into comfy clothes and piled up on the couch. Swaddled in your heating pad with all the snacks. Where he falls asleep on your shoulder. HJ never gets frustrated with your rapid change in mood or plans. Nothing but the most understanding partner you could ever have asked for, and boy is he so cute and snuggly when dozing on you. Small hands seeking your face for drowsy kisses that soothe your aches just a smidge.
Yunho
The quiet presence, the one who knows what you need before you say it. Passing you tissues, making you a cup of tea and most importantly holding you so that you can cry. Shedding angry tears about how frustrated you are with your own body for betraying you. For feeling weak. For missing out on things. He's gently calming every frayed nerve in your brain. Reassuring you that you're exactly where you need to be in this moment, and he will bring all of the fun to you. And he does, in small, manageable doses.
Yeosang
His way of caring for you is through caring for your outside. All the skin masks, hair treatments, skin softening lotions because if you feel cruddy, at least he can make you feel cute and comfortable. They do heal though, in their own way. The extra moisture of the humidifier and every cream and essence he buffs into your skin helps keep some of the aches away. Subsiding the itchiness of the nerve pain, just a little. And you can’t get over how cute Yeosang looks in each animal themed headband or with his hair tied back into teeny space buns or how nice his hands feel every time they glide over your skin.
San
Where Yunho is quietly attentive, San is passionately attentive. You cry, he cries (while holding you). Quite literally your pain, is his pain and he’s here to be with you through each step. No judgment is ever passed when he has to pick up your extra chores around the house. Because to him, that is the smallest act of service he can perform for you. San is the one who wishes he could take on your pain, that he could fight it and destroy it and it pains him that he cannot. So he will simply have to do everything else.
Mingi
He thrives on making you laugh and smile through tough days, because he understands feeling burdensome. Mingi never wants you to feel that way, he wants to make sure you verbally know that your presence is needed and welcome. His favorite thing is cuddled up in bed with you wrapped in your heated blanket watching shows. You looking so small in his arms, giving him the feeling of protecting something. He reassures you constantly, because he himself seeks constant reassurance. Mingi never tires of this, he will reaffirm every single self deprecating thought with a compliment even on his worst days.
Wooyoung
He cares for you with his skinship, which is incredibly healing. His happy heartbeat encourages yours. His strong hands make you feel loved and needed. Who would cuddle him if not you? Woo often reminds you, whispering the phrase into your ear as he traces his nails through your hair, or while rhythmically drawing circles on your spine. Making you float into dream land and anchoring you in the moment with him at the same time. Woo also loves making you whatever dish you’re craving, knowing you need energy to fight off fatigue and pain. And cooking is one of his many, many love languages.
Jongho
Needing to hoard all the extra rest you can get; you seek out solace at Jongho’s place for nap time. Jongho has taken notice, he’s also taken inventory as to which blankets of his you prefer, the pillows that keep you asleep the longest, what temperature you prefer the room to be based on what you’re wearing. All your favorite snacks before or after. New blackout curtains. He’s made his place your ultimate nap zone. New heated blankets. Duplicates of your fave lounge wear and socks. And he takes his payment in cuddles. Holding you tightly in his bed or sprawled on the couch. Sometimes he falls asleep himself and flips you onto your back to bury into your side like a full-sized teddy bear.
© COPYRIGHT 2023 by kiestrokes
All rights reserved. No portion of this work may be reproduced without written permission from the author. This includes translations.
#ateez#ateez headcanons#ateez imagines#ateez scenarios#chronic pain#chronic illness#chronically ill#chronic fatigue#invisible disability#invisible illness#ateez x you#ateez x reader#ateez x y/n#ateez x male reader#ateez x gender neutral reader#ateez x atiny#imagines#ateez fanfic#ateez fic#atz#atiny#park seonghwa#kim hongjoong#jeong yunho#kang yeosang#choi san#song mingi#jung wooyoung#choi jongho
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i always sing the praises of having a beta reader if you want that sort of thing, but actually there are two separate fic-editor types:
alpha reader: just fucking uncritically loves your work. #1 fan. fully obsessed with the pairing you're writing to the exclusion of all good sense. might correct a comma or two but they are there to tell you that you are amazing and that you have never done anything wrong in your life and you should post that shit immediately. you ask them "does this part work?" and they say yes before the question is fully out of your mouth. the golden retriever of writing friends. every writer 100% needs one of these in their back pocket.
pros: THE best preemptive defense against the gaping chasm of self-doubt between "post work" and the first kudos.
cons: this is the reason why sometimes you see a fic that has eight beta readers thanked in the author's notes and the main character's name spelled wrong.
beta reader™️: these friends also fucking love your work, but the way they want to love it is to stick their fingers in your fic like a fruit bin at the grocery store and gently squeeze your characters (and commas) to see if they're ripe.
a good beta reader will copy edit your fic, notice if you've used the same sentence three times, and let you know if your sex scenes seem to contain the intended number of dicks per person.
a great one will highlight for you what's unique and wonderful about your writing, will help you problem-solve and plot through long fic, and will lovingly bug the shit out of you with how did she get here? and would he really say that? and is this what you meant? and when you say "oh shit no it isn't" their eyes light up and they go OKAY! let's figure this out!!!
more of a border collie kind of situation.
pros: the best way to polish your fic and grow as a fic writer. in my experience, it's also an incredible way to work through impostor syndrome. knowing someone you respect has been all up in your fic's junk and still says "it's great and you're great, now post it!" is a game-changer.
cons: if they show you what's not working, you're probably going to have to take time to fix it :/
caveats: not everyone who wants to give constructive feedback can deliver it in a way that works for everyone, so if the experience ends up making you feel bad, this is not a good match! it's also VERY helpful to tell your beta reader what level of editing you're looking for. if someone asks "can you give this a quick once-over before i post?" i know they want me to look for obvious mistakes and reassure them that it's post-worthy. if you ask me to "rip it apart" i'm going in there with a fine tooth comb.
(the primary motivation of both of these editor breeds is, of course, that they want you to write more and they want to read it before everyone else.)
bonus mode:
specialty reader: sensitivity readers and subject matter experts! if you are lucky enough to find and motivated enough to use one of these, their job is not to look at commas or to tell you that you're great, but to give advice on something specific in your fic.
edit: check the reblogs for a correction! turns out “alpha reader” is a pre-existing term in some circles for someone who helps you during the process, a lot like the great beta-reader i described above. taking suggestions for renaming my version of the alpha reader above. i’m thinking “hype man.”
#obviously this is your fic and your free time so none of this is required!#if you want to jack kerouak* it up in an ao3 draft and post without a second thought that is your god given right#fortunately or unfortunately for you i think i have a few posts in me on this subject so i’m going to tag it#beta readers#on fanfic#*jack kerouak actually spent years painstakingly editing on the road so it would look like he didn’t edit it at all#but never let facts get in the way of a good turn of phrase you know
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don't mind me I'm just going insane over nandor's rings
OK OK OK SO idk WHY but my brain suddenly remembered this post by someguywife and it got me wondering how long has he owned those rings?
disclaimer: 100% looking too deep into this and most likely going insane also for the most part I only focused on old photos in the show since I doubt they would go out of their way to edit the rings onto the paintings for nandor
first I looked through the intro and for the most part the rings are nowhere to be seen.
(side note: didn't notice that the last photo was taken on the same night as the new years eve photo :D)
anyway I say for the most part cause of this fucking photo...
Now I don't know shit about polaroids but there's some numbers at the bottom of these photos.
This probably means something but after looking it up all the info I could find talks about numbers on the BACK of a photo so that's fuuuuuuuun. I would keep looking into this but I keep going in circles so please if you have any idea what 090111225 4 could mean please let me know It's driving me fucking crazy. I'm assuming it could translate into a date but idk it could mean nothing.
now looking at the outfits in the photo I'd say this is in the 70s maybe? idk I also suck at analyzing clothes so for now this photo is a dead end WHICH SUCKS CAUSE IT'S ONLY GOING TO GO DOWNHILL FROM HERE!
IF this is the 70s then on we have a rough estimate of WHEN he got them but that's just the intro what about in actual episodes.
if we go back to s2e8 collaborations we get a look at nandor in the 70s when he shows us photos of him and is old familiar benjy aND GUYS GUESS WHAT? N O F U C K I N G R I N G S
the latest date we see on one of those photos is 1974 so around the mid to late 70s he got his ring grea- oh what's that? there's more? greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat...
so going from season 2 to season 3 on s3e3 gail we also get to see some more old photos of our fav cringefail. he says they've been on and off for 30 to 40 years and doing the math that means they met around the early 80s so surely he should have his rings by now right? RIGHT?
at first no BUT THEN
DING DING DING I SEE A FUCKING RING FOLKS
so the next photo shows him celebrating new years with her and she looks to be around the same age SO THAT MEANS HE GOT THE RING IN THE LATE 90- wait the fuck a minute...
huh... WELP SHIT THIS GOT COMPLICATED!
so looking at the photo booth photos again it's most likely the rings nandor usually wears so you'd think he'd be wearing them since you know HE WEARS THEM ALL THE TIME!? but NOPE he's wearing this red ring instead.
and in the next photo you can't tell at all what ring he's wearing.
so what does this all mean? well here's my current theory:
at some point when he was first with gail he got his rings (whether it was a gift or something he picked up idk) so around the 80s or 90s but he didn't wear them as often as he does now.
head cannon: after guillermo complimented the rings we see him wear in the show he made sure to wear those specific rings everyday
thanks for watching me go crazy coming to my TED talk
#what we do in the shadows#wwdits#wwdits meta#wwdits theory#nandor the relentless#word garbage™#my head hurts#I'm gonna go take a nap or something :P#if I see ONE MORE photo of nandor's hands I think I'm going to actually lose it#I hope one day we get ANY sort or info about these rings#CUZ I REALLY WANNA KNOW WHAT THE EVER LASTING FUCK IS UP WITH THESE RINGS
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HOLA SOY DORA
DORAAA
BOOOOOTTSSS
C’MON DORA
DODODODODDO DORA
DODODODODO DORA
DODODODODOD DORA
DODODODODO DORA
DORA DORA DORA THE EXPLORER
DORA-
I got an illumi request
I ain’t fixing any typos so deal with it mkay
Sooo
Reader is like really bubbly and hyper ‘n shit and likes to wear really girly and pink pastel outfits and when reader and illumi stand next to each other they are 100% opposites
Kinda like
Kinda like us🥹
Ahem anyway-
While reader and illumi were out on a date someone called out how the reader dressed and how a man shouldn’t be dressing like he does
And that just ruins readers while ass mood for like a week, he’s less hyper and bubbly doesn’t wanna dress like usual and doesn’t really wanna go out to places with illumi anymore
SO
Wanna know how illumi comforts him ?
Kills the bitch.
Reader didn’t know he was dead till him and illumi were cuddling on the couch watching TV together and it says blah blah blah is dead and reader is like “huh..I wonder who did that..” and illumi is smirking and shit and then is like “hey you want some ice cream ?” And since ice cream heals everything reader is happy again to his old self❤️🫦
-🍓 Character(s): Illumi
-🍓 Type of reader: M!Reader
-🍓 Category: Sfw
-🍓 Warning(s): Being criticized for what you wear
-🍓 Note: We look iconic just like those two houses (the black and pink house)
-🍓 Edited: ❌
You two were the complete opposites of each other.
Illumi would rather wear dark-themed clothing, never in his life touched a color that was too bright for the eyes. You would wear pastels or anything bright that fits your daily mood, even if it was too much.
When standing next to each other it was like coal placed next to an ornament, not very compatible looking. But they do say opposites attract one another yes?
“Oh illumi look!” You exclaimed and quickly went up to a window that showed puppies playing with each other. “They’re so cuteee! Can we have one pleaseee!?” You pleaded and looked at Illumi with a pout and puppy dog eyes.
“No.” He firmly said making you sulk.
“I’ll be back for you just wait.” You whispered to one of the puppies as Illumi dragged you away from the glass. “I can’t believe a man would dress like that of all things.
He looks like he dressed in the dark.” Some man said loud and clear for you to hear while making direct eye contact with you.
“Fucking sickening.” Illumi had turned his attention away from the man and onto you, you were visibly sulking like a deflated balloon.
“Are you alright?” Illumi question you as he did a little squeeze with your hand. “I’m fine! Let’s just…let’s just go home..” You said with a quick smile. Illumi clicked his teeth and took note of what the man looked like as the two of you walked home.
The next day was even worse, you were more sluggish and just looked upset. What that guy said struck a nerve. “You want something sweet dear?” Illumi asked as you watched tv on the couch.
“No..” You grumbled making Illumi frown a bit. “Want to go for a walk?” You shook your head and brought your attention back onto the tv. For the next few days, you barely dressed in your usual attire and didn’t even bother leaving the house with Illumi.
That was the last straw before Illumi left for a bit and searched for the man that had ruined your whole week and took care of him in the nicest way possible.
“I’m home,” Illumi said as he took his shoes off by the door. “Welcome back.” You said with a small smile. Illumi sat down next to you and rested your head on his lap and changed the channel to the news.
The news lady explained the death of a certain man and showed a picture of his face. “How odd...I wonder who did that.” You hummed but shrugged it off. Illumi had the biggest grin he could muster up, it was pretty unsettling.
That grin had gone away when he looked at you. “Ice cream?” He offered making you spring up, nearly hitting him in the chin with your head.
“Hell yeah!” You exclaimed, and just like that, you were back to how you originally were.
-🍓tags: @jkloserdazai @reallyromealone @lostsomewhereinthegarden @secretivemessenger
#illumi hunter x hunter#illumi zoldyck#illumi x male reader#illumi x you#illumi x y/n#illumi x reader#fiction#best son#fluff#pinch of angst#male reader#hunter x hunter#hxh x male reader
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ONE MORE TONIGHT because I remember I really like this episode :D
s2 ep5 White Out
will I hit the image limit with this one
EDIT: nope I post it early by accident, which means I have to reblog it anyway.
damn right, and I love how often Entrapta mentions this--that all experiments/research end with you learning SOMEthing even if it's not what you were hoping/looking for
Anyway they're in an icy wasteland of sorts and Entrapta is researching some First Ones' stuff under the ice and also there's some kind of big worm-like monster outside. All before the intro music.
Does She-Ra not feel the cold or what
I refuse to screenshot Scorpia's attempt at asking out Catra it's too painful
I knew it was the same thing that fucked with the robots and She-Ra in Dryl!!
I love how I can remember that this episode is the one where Adora acted SUPER violent and then really dumb and drunk but I couldn't remember WHY
but yeah telling this to Catra was A Mistake
Entrapta: "also she got very floppy"
FLOPPY?!
Side note, but it makes sense Catra hates it up there more than Scorpia or Entrapta; cats have a higher body temperature than humans. But wait, scorpions are cold-blooded? Maybe Catra's just a whiner about being cold. (So am I.)
I mean yeah Catra's being a dick here BUT THEN:
It took me WAY too many times to get that literal split-second of her reaction to Adora's voice before she gets herself back under control. Her ears even do a wiggle.
Look I know they were setting us up for these two to be endgame the whole time. But it still amazes me how much they made it so, SO OBVIOUS in all these little ways they could've skipped and didn't. The little ear wiggle and her tiny moment of shock? They didn't have to put it there, and they did. They could've just made her immediate reaction fury or frustration. But nope.
And we see her eyes narrow in a really close-in shot, like she has to take a second and remember they're on opposite sides, before Catra turns around with her usual cocky expression.
but also look at Entrapta's face lol
I love it when they make her look just a little deranged. Because she is.
I do wonder the extent to which everyone else is like "why are these two so obsessed with each other" (I think people comment on that later?)
HOW AM I JUST NOW NOTICING THESE TWO ARE NARRATIVE FOILS they are, right? right?? or am I just reading too much into both of them having unrequited crushes
Bow: "You don't understand the forces you're messing with!"
Entrapta: "I know! That's the fun of it!"
augh I couldn't get the shot of Catra's surprised face
yeah I'm probably gonna go over the image limit on this one
THAT'S NOT GOOD
oh boy
Virus!She-Ra: *tries to hurt her own friends*
Catra: "This is the greatest thing that's ever happened"
Virus!She-Ra: *hears her, turns around, and runs towards Catra*
BIG MISTAKE
I can't screenshot it, but holy shit you really see the degree to which She-Ra normally isn't trying to actually hurt Catra any more than necessary, because of how violent she is when she's possessed by the virus. Like, this version of her would in fact just straight-up stab Catra or chop off her head or something. Normally She-Ra settles for punches or self-defense--her goal isn't hurting Catra per se but trying to stop the harm she's doing.
But this version of She-Ra? Would do a murder, no problem
that is 100% an appropriate reaction!!
Anyway Scorpia manages to separate her from her sword, and Adora goes back to normal size and not possessed. And is out cold.
okay but did you mean for that to sound so suggestive, Catra? did you?? do you even KNOW??
(...did I just get a plot bunny for the kind of fic that would get me hate mail)
(I've written stuff with a major archive warning before and I could do it again)
speaking of ships eheheheheh
Poor Scorpia is just like "do we have to have your ex around even as a weapon" and is also I think just uncomfortable with how nasty Catra is being
But also Catra's face here is too good
I just imagine Hordak being like, "oh YOU'RE obsessed with the blonde girl, too??? And I thought Shadow Weaver had a problem."
Edit: guess who accidentally hit the wrong buttons on her keyboard and posted it. Anyway continued in the reblog.
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lucifer goes to walmart (not ducking mcdonalds)
i was looking at my old edits and like so i saw this
lucifer in walmart lets go. (this is in the devildom on lockdown series)
and then i also took a moment to question younger me. *sigh*
Lucifer: Why does absolutely no store here in the Devildom sell food...
(Earlier)
Beelzebub: I'm so fucking hungry.
Beelzebub: *Looks at Mammon*
Mammon: I miss shopping fuck covid--
Mammon: *Looks at Beelzebub*
Beelzebub:
Mammon:
(Back to present)
Lucifer: Oh well...I wonder if the human world has anything.
(So Lucifer decided to go to Walmart. No idea why but...it's walmart.)
Lucifer: Hm. It's pretty packed here—
Solomon: Indeed.
Lucifer: What on- why are you here, Solomon?
Solomon: Purgatory hall needs more detergant. We also need a carpet cleaner, so I'm getting a rugdoctor.
Lucifer: *envisioning Raphael struggling with measuring detergant out*
Lucifer: I wonder why.
Solomon: Are you here because of the food crisis?
Lucifer: ...Yes. I also forgot to get toilet paper back in the Devildom
Solomon: Oh...did you? Well-Actually you will figure it out yourself. Have fun Lucifer.
Lucifer:
Lucifer: Okay...
(Lucifer found himself in the produce aisle but forgot the #1 rule shopping in walmart)
Lucifer: Is that...mold? On...the fruit?
Random Lady: Yeah. Don't you know the #1 rule?
Lucifer: No. What's that?
Random Lady: Don't buy Walmart produce.
Lucifer: *Dropping the apple he was gonna sample* Noted.
(Now Lucifer was in that chaotic section where the baby clothes and cleaning products is)
Lucifer: Hmm...I should buy Luke some clothes. *Picks up a shirt that says "Im 100% woof"* I hope Simeon appreciates this. Dealing with children is tiresome.
(Just as Lucifer reached out to pick up another one of those stupid baby clothes with dumbass quotes he felt something cold)
Lucifer: WHAT THE FUCK-
Beelzebub: Can you get these corn dogs. *Holding a huge ass box of those foster farm corndogs*
Lucifer: What? No. How'd you find me?
Beelzebub: MC installed this... "Find my dog" app...? I guess they forgot to uninstall it from my D.D.D.
Lucifer: WHAAAAAT?!!?!
Mammon: Hey hey, Lucifer this old dude on this medicine looks exactly like you!
Lucifer: *Snatches medicine box* What the-this is a medicine for elderly people having episodes...?!?!
Mammon: Ya kinda need it if you had a mirror to look at yourself with!
Lucifer: Why you...
Beelzebub: Okay okay I'll put the corn dogs and medicine away as long as we get those little peanut butter and jelly pies MC gave me last year.
Lucifer: Fine. We just need toilet paper and then we're out of here.
Mammon: Aight! Then we can go to that Versace store I saw!
Lucifer: No. We are not buying you anything that expensive. You can ask for one thing under ten dollars here in Walmart.
Lucifer:
Lucifer: How about you and Luke match—
Mammon: NO WAY! I want some studs.
Lucifer: You don't even have a piercing.
Mammon: I'll get one in the Devildom.
Lucifer:
Lucifer: I'm not helping you if you end up cursed.
Mammon: Yeah yeah.
Karen: Uhm excuse me sir (Mammon) you don't have a mask on.
Beelzebub: You don't have one on either.
Karen: That doesn't matter because I own this walmart.
Lucifer: Since when.
Karen: Since now.
Lucifer: ...Beelzebub did you see where the toilet paper is?
Karen: EXCUSE ME I'M TALKING TO YOU!
Mammon: Shudduuuppp it's not like an employee came up and said: put a mask on.
Beelzebub: You should probably put one on anyways, you got covid those few months ago remember?
Karen: COVID?! *sprays lysol in the air* Get. The. Fuck. Out. Of. My. Face.
Beelzebub: You could literally just walk away, lady...
Employee: Hey sir put a mask on please.
(Anyways their at the aisle for toilet paper)
Mammon: Why the fuck do people need to shit so much they buy all the goddamn toilet paper?!
Beelzebub: Because they get corn dogs while I don't
Lucifer: There has to be some toilet paper somewhere...
Mammon: Lucifer they don't even got paper towels lets just get some from the Devildom!
Lucifer: No. We are getting Charmin.
Mammon: Cause it's soft on your butt and Diavolo says-
Lucifer: Q u i e t.
Mammon: *was magically shut the fuck up* MMM MM!
Lucifer: Beel go look for toilet paper.
Beelzebub: Okay Lucifer.
Lucifer: Mammon you'll be--What are you doing.
(Mammon literally just wearing the mask the employee gave him over his eyes and mouth.)
Mammon: You know you could get sick through your eyes too.
Lucifer: You could have just asked for a face visor.
Mammon: Those exist?
Lucifer: Anyways. climb up onto that top shelf and look.
Mammon: They have angel soft.
Lucifer: It's not the same as charmin.
Random kid: Hey mr with red eyes.
Lucifer: Yes?
Random kid: I think theres a charmin on top of the bike display area.
Lucifer: WHAT?! *He looks to his left and sees the little kids bike display thing have one pack of charmin on top of there because this is florida walmart*
(Lucifer immediately rushed over to the bike stand display thing and as he entered into the isle so did a familiar face)
Thirteen: Oh, why hey there Lucifer, fancy seeing you here in Florida!
Lucifer: Mhm...yes. Are you after what I think you are?
Thirteen: *looks up at the charmin toilet paper then back at Lucifer* Wouldn't you like to know.
Lucifer: Why do I have this feeling you put it up there.
Thirteen: For some lucky soul to try and burn the extra fat off them but hey this should be a breeze for you!
(Mephistopheles soon came slowly staggering to the isle, out of breath)
Mephistopheles: Th...Stop...no more--traps! *he clutches his chest as he widens at the toilet paper on top of the bike thing*
Mephistopheles: ARE YOU INSANE?! ALL THIS FOR TOILET PAPER!
Lucifer: M-Mephisto...WHY DO YOU WANT CHARMIN!
Thirteen: Gentlemen gentlemen...calm down. Seeing that you are equally matched-
Both: WE ARE NOT EQUALLY MATCHED!
Thirteen: How about you fight for it?
Mephistophles: I will delightfully beat Lucifer's angelic ass!
Lucifer: That's so fucking corny.
Mephistopheles: Your so fucking annoying.
Thirteen: There are children watching you two.
(some colony of children are there cause this is florida)
Mephistopheles: I mean. He's...irritating.
Lucifer: I don't take anything back.
Kid 1: Fucking.
Kid 2: Irritating.
Lucifer: Now I do.
Thirteen: Anyways, we will do a series of events to see whos worthy of the charmin!
Lucifer: Is that really necessa-
Mephistopheles: Too late to back out now Lucifer, unless your saying Diavolo isn't good enough hm?
Lucifer: When did this turn into that sort of issue again?
Mephistopheles: ITS ALWAYS BEEN ABOUT DIAVOLO, ANGEL!
(Meanwhile in the Devildom)
[Diavolo and Barbatos are at his private beach sunbathing when Dia sits up on his beach chair.]
Diavolo: Why do I have this feeling something exciting is happening without me there to spectate...!
Barbatos: I'm not sure, m'lord. Would you like it if we went to check up on Lucifer's trip to the human world?
Diavolo: And I thought all that popcorn I had bought those few days ago was going to go to waste just monitoring the demon brothers on our "Doom" meetings.
Barbatos: *Opens portal* Let us leave at once, m'lord
**And thats how they died/j there will be a part 2 soon or something ig
#nxhmir.obeyme#nxhmir.devildomonlockdown#obey me#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me beelzebub#obey me solomon#obey me barbatos#obey me diavolo#obey me thirteen#obey me mephistopheles
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Frozen mind, ray of light
If you asked me to explain myself, I couldn't answer.
The context of this is voluntarily unclear, it's a story that takes place post-canon that I started threading a little while ago and I kinda. Don't wanna explain it all before I'm 100% sure about the course of events. Please note however that Yūki was overwhelmingly supportive of this, surprisingly enough.
Also, when I said I was rewriting Charlie's story, I did. Not. Have that in mind. But then... Mh. Yeah. He kinda took over my brain, and, y'know how this kinda thing goes, lol.
Title comes from "Lone Prayer" from P.ersona 1, but I listened to "Alleycat" from P.ersona 5 while writing this, and I recommend you listen to it as well to ~set the mood~ (it's sad. The mood is sad).
Quick warnings before I shut up: This is. Um. Not really happy. I make brief mentions of self-destructive behaviour, murder and I make one (1) quick allusion to abuse, not necessarily in that order. Nothing graphic, though. Also I mention Shido (not by name). And this is dialogue-heavy because it's a first draft and I don't wanna go through the pain of editing it right now, lol.
Please reblog my writing! Reblogs > likes :)
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The sun started to set a little while ago, and most of the room I walk in is dark enough for me not to completely distinguish his features.
What I can see, however, is how tightly his fists are balled as they rest on his thighs. How his head hangs low. How shaky his breathing his.
I can't possibly look any better. So much is happening all at once and none of us is exactly sure how we can deal with it. I don't say anything when I sit down next to him.
Now, anyone might ask themselves "how did we get here?", but not me. Not him. Not us. We know what happened, we know why, and...
-It's really unfair.
I say that last part out loud, and he turns to me. What remains of daylight slightly allows his face to show, and the way his face is as neutral as mine must be just makes me bark an acidic sound that's halfway between a laugh and what might as well be a sob.
-You're only noticing that?
His voice reflects the bitter smile he makes.
-Fuck no.
I feel like he might break his fingers if he keeps clenching his hands like that, so I cover them with my own. His gloves are warm to the touch, and yet I know his hands are cold.
He opens his mouth to say something, but ends up letting out a sigh instead. The air is heavy. I know why. These kinds of scars, we both have them. And considering our unusual line of work, we're far from being the only ones.
-If I could, he says after a while, I'd kill him.
-I'd help.
-How?
-I don't know. But I'd help.
-I don't need help.
-I know.
-So why would you?
-Because sometimes just knowing that there's someone you can crash to makes things a bit easier.
He doesn't answer that for a while.
-I've never needed anyone to "crash to" until now. Why would it change?
I hesitate a second or two.
-I'm just saying... I know you don't care much about your life just like I don't care much about mine.
Before I can go on, he cuts me off:
-That being said, I guess I care about your life.
-That's my point. I guess I care about yours as well.
My mind can't help but wonder if that makes sense. I think it does. I hope it does.
-And that's why, I add, I'd help you. Because I care about your life and...
-And?
Shit. I feel dumb because now I have to say something, but if I say what I want to say, I'd probably ruin everything, right?
But then I look up to see his eyes and the last shreds of sunlight lets them appear this shade of scarlet I start to feel safe with.
And my voice comes out on it's own.
-And I don't want you to hurt yourself on your own.
-That's... Very cheesy. Why so much sentimentality?
How can anyone be this dense? He's worse than me! I squeeze his hands a bit and shake my head.
-Because I think I'm falling in love with you.
Not a word escapes him before a sour giggle.
-Why?
-No idea. You're a bit of an asshole.
-Excuse me, says who?
-Heh, fair enough. But, yeah. I'm... I guess I kinda love you.
Hesitation clouds the room for a moment.
-Do you mean that?
-I do. I mean it. I love you.
With a sigh, he slumps his head on my shoulder.
-Uh, you okay?
-Will you shut up for a second and let me stay like that?
-Can't guarantee anything about the "shutting up" part, but yeah.
-That'll do.
We stay like that for a long time. His breathing slows down and it no longer sounds panicked. His hands are slightly less tense and that's good enough for me.
-I think... He whispers after a moment. I think I can love you. Maybe.
-That's enough for me. We have time.
-Do we?
-Yeah. I'm not about to let you die, y'know?
He snickers in a surprisingly light way.
-Alright.
-Hey?
-Mh?
-I love you, Akechi.
He just takes my hands in his. The sun has set.
For the first time in days, despite our awful position, we sleep through the whole night.
And when I wake up, our fingers are intertwined.
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ooo 3, 13, and 14 👀
let’s gooooo
I tried to edit this down but it’s still extremely long. I’m not sorry
3. Screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr
Oh but there’s so many. So, so many. Truly an unending amount.
A somewhat funny but overwhelmingly bizarre take I’ve seen is that when fandom has a female character they don’t like, they just decide to claim she’s homophobic??? Lmao?? Like they’re both so invested in all their gay ships and also hate her so much for not being 100% accommodating to everyone else at all times that their solution is to claim that. She must be the token straight who’s also a homophobe.
It’s always the same type of female character too btw. “Katara is homophobic” “Nancy Wheeler is homophobic” “Sam is homophobic” literally people hate women SO MUCH and the shit they have to come up with to justify it can be honestly fascinating. People will see a girl who has been even slightly bossy or headstrong or complicated once in their fucking lives and decide she’s the most evil bitch to ever exist. Like get over yoursellllffff!!! It’s SO embarassing for them
13. Worst blorbofication
Any blorbofication that 1. completely sandpapers any interesting flaws or nuance, 2. entirely invents positive or sympathetic traits that the character does not actually possess; these treats are frequently stolen from other characters within the same media, but who are in some way marginalized and therefore fans ~just can’t put their finger on it, but they don’t like them as much as their blorbo for some reason… But here’s all the character traits they stole from them and gave to their blorbo to make the blorbo seem cooler, of course
(Bro people will literally see a female character or a character of color with an interesting trait and go “YOINK!” and just slap it onto their boring white guy blorbo)
I would say an example of the first type, though, is Terry Silver. I don’t think it’s strange at all to feel affection for his character or be fascinated by him. I mean, look at him. There’s some wacky shit going on there, how can you not be fascinated? I do think it’s strange to build up a thing in your head where he’s always the victim, nothing is really his fault, he can’t be blamed, poor poor Terry he’s so sad and lonely, etc. Like idk maybe he wouldn’t be so lonely if he weren’t Terrible To Be Around because he actively enjoys hurting people. And I like that about him! I like that he’s so campily evil!!!
Anyway just let him be a fucked up little weirdo!! It’s what makes him interesting!! He’s literally a psycho biddy mixed with a byronic hero in the shape of the campiest gay villains imaginable, love and cherish him as he is.
19. That one thing you see in fics all the time
Hmm. Okay. So. I have a couple of these; one I truly dislike and another I just tend to note and go “hmm, interesting.” Let’s start with the more controversial one.
So. There’s such a thing in TKK and CK as canon-typical racism, right? It’s a reality that exists in both. And I think it would be wrong to expect any author, regardless of race, to just wholly ignore that, because again, it’s a reality of the story (and of the real world).
However. Would it be nice if people could let you know when the story is going to be full of slurs? Yeah, I think it would.
I understand why and how those are things that end up needing to be touched on. I don’t think authors should have to censor themselves in that aspect. But also; there’s such a flippancy, in how sooo many ck and tkk authors approach using those things in their stories. And I think it’s really fucking easy to be flippant, right, if it doesn’t affect you, if you’re not a part of the race that’s being targeted, and especially if you’re white. Of course it doesn’t seem like a big deal.
I also think people seem to genuinely somehow forget that someone could read what they’ve written and be triggered by it. Like. As if; in particular; Asian people don’t exist or wouldn’t be reading their stories??? It’s very strange. And it’s so easy to put in a little warning! It’s so easy! And why wouldn’t people be sensitive about something like that, when fandom racism can be so rampant on a broader scale?
And you could say oh, well people should expect that content because it’s in the source material. But like… we all regularly tag and warn for things as milquetoast as say, underage drinking. Which is also in the source material. So I’m really not getting how popping a quick content warning for canon-typical racism is so difficult.
(I also think some people genuinely seem to forget; or don’t care; about the history and trauma that comes attached to certain derogatory terms and slurs. “J*p” should not be something you are just throwing into your fic for fun. You need to have really thought about why you’re putting it there, the purpose it’s serving, what you’re saying about the character who says it).
On a slightly lighter note! Something I see all the time in Lawrusso fics (and sometimes other M/M fics with Daniel as well) is people just sort of struggling to figure out what to do with Amanda. And I’m not trying to condemn that, at least not altogether.
And I certainly prefer the current trend of her being supportive and finding any developments hilarious to the earlier portrayals of her just being the villain for no reason. But also, just leaving her in the wingwoman position and not bothering to add any dimension there can leave her very flat, and it’s a position female characters get put in often in regards to M/M ships.
One solution is of course in going the poly route, because it usually necessitates at least a little bit of rumination on Amanda’s perspective. But even then there’s no guarantee people add any dimension to her.
And of course; we’re speaking in trends here. This isn’t an issue of individual preference, or a pursuit in lambasting anyone on their personal work; it’s a discussion of something much larger.
I don’t think Amanda should somehow have to be an extremely nuanced focal point in every M/M Daniel fic (that’s just not possible, for one, lmao). But when people do choose to include her in a major way, I think it’s good to stop and consider how you can add a little depth or nuance. I mean, I’ve had to struggle with that myself, and I’m never really sure if I’ve succeeded or not. But I thought about it, and I kept it in mind, and I think even that can make a difference.
I myself often go the divorce route in writing her; although it. Usually doesn’t even have anything to do with what Daniel and Johnny are doing? It’s just that I think Amanda deserves to be with someone who’s not obsessed with karate. And I like Damanda, and I love Daniel, but like. Idk man! It’s a whole lot! And I think anyone could get tired of it. She quite literally did not sign up for that. And if you think her being Daniel’s wife puts her under some kind of obligation to always be understanding and always take his side and never question him; well. Ew, frankly. Just because Daniel also deserves support doesn’t mean she has to be on the same page as him or she’s a bad wife.
She’s literally her own person!! Let her be her own person!!!
(Literally I wish I could pay for her and Carmen to just go on a long fucking vacation. Let them have a fucking break and have mind-blowing gay sex away from all the karate nonsense and their identities as partners and mothers. What if they were just two hot perimenopausal women with complex inner lives and complicated pasts experiencing life together on a beach in Cabo. Y’know. And they could have a time together that’s about them, they’re the point, they haven’t somehow been relegated to a background pairing. And also there’s the gay sex).
(I think I got off track. What was I talking about? Oh, right.)
I think how quickly my mind will shove Daniel and Johnny out of way the moment Amanda and Carmen appear IS #feminism tbh. Like they might as well not exist to me when Amanda and Carmen are onscreen together, or when a story’s supposed to be about them. Daniel who? I’ve never heard of him. Also I think people should write long, beautiful Carmanda fics and then tag Lawrusso just bc they appear in the background for five seconds. I think it would be hilarious.
#some of these Should Not be controversial opinions but they do seem to be!#basically just me complaining about fandom misogyny and racism for a while#cobra kai#asks
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SOMEONE ELSE FINALLY SAID IT! Plus Vecna doesn’t make sense because Lloth would have been a better villain with a better connection to the spiders but the writers already had a spider looking ‘villain’ and called it the Mind Flayer. Sorry for the rant, none of my friends are into DnD and/or think Stranger Things S4 was good, I’m very alone in my bubble 🥲
But the writing for ST has imo gone downhill since S2. They bring in more and more characters with half related connections and either do fuck all with them or kill them off and the thing that gets me is that the drama with each character is always thrown to the side and ignored as soon as they realize something’s going on again and it’s like there wasn’t any drama (Every scene with Nancy and Jonathan)
Plus the Duffers are supposedly making another Netflix adaption of Death Note so I really don’t like them now lol
Ugh don't even remind me of that Death Note adaptation lol
S3 and S4 suffer from the Walking Dead problem where there are so many characters that the story has to be put on hold for each storyline and then get paused to go to the next one for a bit, and the payoff where they converge just doesn't work. Also I could not give less of a fuck about Nancy and Jonathan's storyline and their relationship shit got way too much play. Mike and El's relationship drama was hamfisted as fuck and I'm really hoping Will gets to have a character arc besides being very obviously gay and have more aspects to his character again in S5. You have this character whose trauma is so glossed over and never really addressed because we have a dozen new characters and storylines to deal with. Will was a victim of circumstance that nearly died after isolation in another world of horrors, was possessed by one of those horrors (and apparently still is to an extent given how he can sense Vecna AND the Mind Flayer), and might be struggling with the fact that everyone around him is moving on from what happened. I want him to be frustrated and scared of losing his friends and family, being separated from everyone and NEVER feeling a sense of closure to what happened to him. You can have Will be gay and ALSO have him be interesting/multifaceted too, you know, but this is the Duffer Brothers and Netflix we're talking about. It's the same issue I had with Robin where she's totally flanderized and has two main roles in the plot: be gay, and be awkward. I'm sorry but in this age of representation, having a character be gay does not equal them being well-written.
Hopper's monologue about his life story is easily the most egregious case of "Tell don't show" in a season FILLED with fucking "Tell don't show" and is also David Harbour's worst acting moment. That was wooden as fuck and the worst way to do that kind of scene. Tbh the entire Russia side plot was shit and could've been cut out nearly 100%.
Also: why give Hopper this big escape when he just gets caught anyway? Why have him break his foot (with unconvincing acting to show he's in the pain he should be in) if it doesn't lead to anything? Why have Joyce and Murray survive a FUCKING PLANE CRASH without a scratch? If you need to have Hopper learn there are Demogorgons, you could have done it a million better ways than an escape cocktease that fails in the end.
Why did Vecna only start killing now? He had decades to open the portals using this method, so why send the Mind Flayer out, have it fuck up, and go "no this time I'll totally kill everyone guys?" Why go after Max months after Billy's death at an arbitrary time after killing two random characters? Is it because he needs to use the school counselor patient list as a list of targets? If so, why? He has his tentacle Cerebro thing, after all. And again, why wait until right now to do this plan?
Also I don't get everyone shilling for that hokey-as-fuck scene of Max running with Kate Bush playing, it's easily one of the dumbest shot/edited moments that I couldn't take seriously at all. I also hate the red flashes and CG look of that part of the Upside Down, it reminds me of any given superhero movie with the CGI bloat and generic scawy vibe it has.
Vecna is easily the worst aspect of the entire series but it's not like Season 4 was that good to begin with. Once the initial hype and emotional high wears off, I think more fans will notice how stupid it is the same way they did for S3 and its cartoony fanfic vibe it had. That said...just because it isn't good, doesn't mean I don't like it. I like Season 4 but it's still easily the worst season on a show that's been sliding down in quality since S2.
My tier is: 1 is a 10/10, 2 is a 9/10, 3 is a 7.5 or 8/10, and 4 is a 4.4 to 5/10. Now I'm waiting for S5 to just go all out and pull a Game of Thrones style ending that completely shits the bed lol
#now i just want to write an entire outline of how id rewrite s4 and Vecna#just to flex on two multimillionaire hacks. yeah. THAT'LL show em lol#im sure theyre crying into a pile of cash over their dwindling talents. totslly#sloot bitches about things#.stranger things#stranger things s4#stranger things s4 spoilers
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My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
With the stress brought on by the Noah's Ark Circus case, and the added stress of illness, Ciel's mental state begins to fall apart at the seams; revealing a side of himself that neither he nor Sebastian never knew existed.
Reblogs are dearly appreciated 💛
9 notes - Posted July 19, 2022
#4
It's Ciel's seventh birthday.
Reblogs are dearly appreciated 💚
9 notes - Posted January 11, 2022
#3
If anyone is looking for an editor for your fanfiction or original stories, I'm available for hire. I charge $20 dollars an hour, and all transactions will go through Cash App. Whether you have trouble with English, or just want someone to do the annoying part of writing for you (trust me, I know the feeling lol), I'm here to help.
I do have one condition: I won't edit anything that has non-con in it. I don't mind a bit of dub-con, but for personal reasons, I don't do the hardcore shit. Other than that, I'm game for anything.
I'm currently trying to create a steady income so I can afford to pay rent on an apartment for me and my best friend. We're both in our own shitty living situations at the moment, and we're desperately trying to find ways to earn enough cash to financially support ourselves in a place of our own.
So please, if anyone sees this and needs help, or knows someone who does, send me a massage. If neither of these apply to you, then please give this post an reblog. I'll take as many reblogs as I can get lol.
16 notes - Posted March 25, 2022
#2
Attention Prodigal Son fandom: I’m going to start writing an essay soon on what the show means to me and why I believe it deserves a second chance, and I would love to have some of y’all’s own thoughts and feelings to add to it.
If you’re interested, please email me by Friday at [email protected] . In one or two paragraphs, tell me why the show means so much to you. I probably won’t be able to put everyone’s in, but I promise I’ll put as many of you as I can. Also, at the end of the email, please add whichever social media @ that you’re comfortable with so I can credit you.
If y’all could also RT this post, that would be awesome. Thank you. <3
I don’t know if this essay will do anything at all, but I can still try. I haven’t given up hope that we’ll get this amazing show back. I refuse to give up.
23 notes - Posted August 8, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
It fucking baffles me how there are antis in the Rick and Morty fandom. Why tf are you even here?? Have you even seen the show??? It's not exactly a wholesome fucking watch. Rick is the farthest thing from a good person, and Morty ain't exactly a sweet angel boy, either. Rick has quite literally destroyed civilizations (including his own), and both these mfs have killed a shit ton of people and aliens (some who did shit all to deserve it), but you're mad that people irl ship them?? Just shut the fuck up.
Nobody in this show is what's considered a good person. Nobody. They either have toxic traits, or are just straight up toxic af. But that's the fucking point. This show isn't meant to be Steven fucking Universe, ffs. It's an Adult Swim cartoon that's about an old alcoholic asshole of a scientist and his horny naive 14 year old grandson who go on or get sucked into dangerous adventures every episode. So if you're gonna be that pressed about people shipping them, or literally any other characters together, then maybe you should stop watching the show entirely, since everything that's said and done is SO far from being the "uwu I love my family and feel nothing but wholesome love for them" good morals that you fantasize every show and movie catering to.
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24 notes - Posted August 23, 2022
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All right. Here it goes with season 4 episode 2. As previously stated, this is still not 100% a rewatch but also I’m not new to this material thanks to steddie compilations and also fanfiction.
1.) God, these episodes are longer than most of the episodes have been before. And yet I know going into it, thanks to episode 1, that the Duffers still just go go go go go in every episode.
2.) Oh, we’re opening on a flashback of Hopper about to ‘die’. Except this time we’re seeing Hopper running. YEAH THIS WAS A MUCH LONGER MOMENT THAN THE ACTUAL CUT TO BLACK WAS, YOU MOTHER FUCKERS. Hopper did not have enough time to run in that initial episode!! ANd even then, getting to another layer when everyone inside the room was fucking VAPORIZED doesn’t GODDAMN MAKE ANY SENSE. PEOPLE WEREN’T KNOCKED OUT, DUFFERS. THEY WERE DESTROYED. Like !!!!!!!! I’m even further convinced they could save Eddie just through sheer bullshit editing in season 6. Will it make sense? No. But neither does Hopper being alive and they did that shit.
3.) Max my angel, you can’t keep medicating like this. Damn they sent 4 police cars to the Munson place? I didn’t even know they had 4 police cars in Hawkins. I didn’t know they had more than 2 cops.
4.) Damn Chrissy’s. Body is like a pretzel. A sad, sad pretzel. Oh, we’re back to eavesdropping.
5.) Airports pre-9/11 meant meeting at the gate! Also why are Mike and Will so awkward together? “Yeah, this is kind of awkward, man.” Yeah, Argyle, you did make it awkward. How did they walk past Murray? That bald bastard is so fucking obvious.
6.) Family Video crew. I love the hopeless romantic crew. B-B-B-B-ONKERS HOT got interrupted by a report about a murder.
7.) Benny’s burgers is an abandoned place? That’s so fucking sad. I can’t believe y’all would treat Benny’s this badly. Damn. I didn’t realize the basketball team is like, hanging out there. And now the cops are at Benny’s.
8.) Oh, Barb got mentioned and we got a flashback of Barb getting pulled into the pool which is weird because Nancy never found out about that. Like she never saw that. And no one ever told her where Barb’s body had been or where she died.
9.) Dustin’s mom giving lots of kisses to the cat because of stress is very funny. Max went to Dustin for help. Max going, “We can’t rule it out” is Steve and Max solidarity. Well, not yet, but yeah. Max mentions alllllll the lights flickered that night and then Eddie ran out of his place and drove off while looking terrified.
10.) Wait, was Dustin wearing a literal thinking cap during this conversation? Yes, he was. Oh my god.
11.) I’m glad Murray and I both agree it reads like a bad ransom note. Even Murray points out he evaporated. “These people are the worst of the worst.” We literally dealt with gun wielding secret agents who shot Benny because he laid eyes on an escaped child and tried to call social services. They could have just pretended to be social services and given him a bullshit number to call to tell him they found her family but instead they fucking SHOT HIM AND FAKED IT AS A SUICIDE. How are the KGB the literal worst of the worst?
12.) I still think Hopper surviving makes no goddamn sense. You’re telling me the American soldiers never fucking looked in the burnt out area? We saw Owens look at the crack on the wall!
13.) Russians love to ask who you work for according to this show. Also Hopper oils so bulky in that chair. Like just a beefy beefy man being tortured.
14.) Have fun third wheeling, Will. Will is here to try to break down El’s lies. Also Will is right to be like ‘why are you lying’ because she’s gotten really comfortable lying for a kid whose favorite sentence for a bit was ‘friends don’t lie’. Oh and a glimpse of the bitchy popular kids.
15.) Cops are interrogating Jason without a lawyer. “No, she’s straight as an arrow.” Not according to fanfiction. That woman’s a lesbian. I think it’s extremely stupid of the cops to handle the interrogation the way they did. They made it seem like Eddie hurt Chrissy even though they had no information to suggest that.
16.) I don’t know what it is about Jason Carver’s breakdown, but I do not care.
17.) “We could take turns”. Best friends who strangle rugrats together, stay together.
18.) Nancy is so bossy. I love it. And Nancy actually comes up with a good lie. Oh, Fred Benson is losing it. Oh damn, he was involved in a car crash.
19.) Okay. Jonathan is hitting golf balls into bad cars and was relieved Nancy didn’t show up. Also I’m shocked Jonathan isn’t mentioning NYU in this discussion about college. I know that’s also far away but it would make it seem like the Duffers actually remembered that Joyce insisted he’s been talking about going to NYU since he was a kid. Okay Argyle is also not really helpful if his only solution is weed. Hopefully he’s got another part to this plan to get him to talk to Nancy.
20.) Oh, Angela’s like, evil. And Will is very worried. Damn, who the fuck is this fucking DJ to help a bunch of high schoolers gang up on Jane? Mike tried to get the DJ to stop but all that happens is that she gets hit with a milkshake. Wait, sorry, did the Duffers watch Glee too much? My poor baby El was so upset. :(
21.) Having a phone booth be the place to call seems like a terrible idea. It’s not a friend and it’s not KGB. I do not actually know anything about Enzo because I read steddie fics and people don’t actually talk about the Russian side. Also, I need to remind everyone that some part of this plot was filmed in a like, holocaust spot that they turned into an Air b&b.
22.) Jason goes from no information to ‘satanic cult’ with nothing. Lucas tries to defend Hellfire without admitting he’s part of it. Lucas is being a coward now actually. And Jason is a moron. But also he is now kind of a cult leader.
23.) Steve literally works in a video store and makes movie recommendations. Why do people think he’s got no movie knowledge now? Steve points out the cops probably know who he is. Robin figures out they can look up Rick. I do love that they narrow down the Rick based on movie cliches. Also they definitely like, locked a customer in there, right? A punk walked in.
24.) Nancy, why did you think going door to door in a fucking trailer park would get people to talk to you? She then does get distracted by a dog only to see Wayne Munson. Wayne is not interested in talking to any reporter. Wait, there’s a guy left alive at the Hawkins Post? Oh right, only like, two died. AND OH BUDDY, YOU’RE NOT DOING WELL, FRED. Wayne believes in Eddie. <3 And mentions Victor Creel and how he murdered his family and is in Pennhurst Asylum. Because all the Duffers have are cliches. Fred’s hallucinations aren’t as fun.
25.) Shave Hopper. Shower Hopper. Shove Hopper into a line. I just realized that Russian gave a whole ass series of instructions Hopper could not understand.
26.) Joyce is trying to hear indistinct Russian that is a plot device so they know Enzo is a guard and Hopper is in prison.
27.) How the fuck is Joyce gonna pull 40k from Jane’s fucking trust?
28.) Will and Mike are fighting. “What about Us?” Will is so jealous. But also Mike has a point. If Will also didn’t reach out, that’s not all on Mike.
29.) Poor El is crying in the employee area. And she can hear the bullies. But also, “She looks like she shit herself.” Hey, ma’am??? You threw chocolate milkshake on her chest. How does that look like shitting yourself? Stop letting people shit on your chest. Oh damn, Angela did the dead dad card. Fuck her up, El. Hitting her with a skate is so good. I think that’s CGI blood. Also, how did it do a thin cut to her face? That looks hilarious. And suddenly El is remembering the ‘what have you done?’ Because Mike is freaking out. IDK why though.
30.) Dustin, Steve, and Robin have arrived at Rick’s and Dustin sucks at ringing doorbells. Max wanders off to find the boathouse. IDK why Steve calls it a dump, tbh. It’s just messy. Steve poking with the oar is actually very smart.
31.) Eddie was super fast on the jump and does have a firm grip on Steve. I know a lot about this interaction because it gets written out in so many steddie fics. Eddie gets checked on by Dustin while Robin and Max went to Steve. Max’s ‘try us’ gets a whole expression from Eddie though.
32.) How long has Fred been surviving his fucking hallucinations? It’s fully dark out. Like that’s a wildly long time, right?
33.) I still think the death animation of Chrissy is extremely funny. It’s cartoonish violence. Anyway, sorry to Eddie that you had to see that. Also, this explanation from Dustin is 100% not an explanation. There’s another world that bleeds in sometimes? Max’s there are things worse than ghosts doesn’t help either. Okay yeah, Fred’s is cartoonish too.
34.) Vecna is ugly. An ugly lad in an attic.
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I posted 1,247 times in 2022
That's 602 more posts than 2021!
12 posts created (1%)
1,235 posts reblogged (99%)
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I tagged 1,247 of my posts in 2022
#yes good - 315 posts
#inspiration - 176 posts
#reference - 173 posts
#oh my gods - 115 posts
#jojo's bizarre adventure - 100 posts
#twisted wonderland - 86 posts
#kingdom hearts - 67 posts
#mdzs - 58 posts
#grandmaster of demonic cultivation - 56 posts
#ensemble stars - 36 posts
Longest Tag: 75 characters
#how in the fuck are you not going batshit with your lab in that apartment??
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Final Fantasy XIV
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Urianger Augurelt/Thancred Waters, Minor or Background Relationship(s), minor Gaia/Ryne | Minfillia
Characters: Urianger Augurelt, Thancred Waters, Gaia (Final Fantasy XIV), Ryne | Minfilia
Additional Tags: others are mentioned - Freeform, Named Warrior of Light (Final Fantasy XIV), for like two lines, Implied/Referenced Abuse, thanks Vauthry, goes into absolutely no detail but it is mentioned, disgustingly in love dads
Summary: Urianger and Thancred's home is always open to those who need a place to stay.
6 notes - Posted March 19, 2022
#4
So when I’m bored and unwinding for sleep apparently I make characters. Anyway @khttrpg posted a character sheet thingie to make characters with and I figured why the heck not I can always use more OCs.
Assuming I did my math right, Riley here has 5 Major Levels, is the Replica of a scientist’s son who’s father was very, very keen to see how far the human body could be pushed before being forced into Heartless/Nobody.....and look I based him on Prompto Argentum, taking characters from a video game or other media and building them in a TTRPG system is a really good way for me to figure out how the system works. Also he was the easiest to justify as a Cosmic Mage and I really like Cosmic Mage’s flavor.
All of his stats should be right if I did my math right this late at night (I added +3 to HP and +2 to MP) and there were a couple of things I noticed missing from the doc but otherwise extremely fun to build out! His whole deal would, obviously, be about finding where he belongs and figuring out where the scientist is now and maybe getting revenge for the bullshit that guy did to Riley’s “brothers”.
EDIT TO ADD since tumblr’s ask limit means this is easier: The things I noticed missing were: several Jobs give you free spells that don’t count against the number of spells you can learn but at no point in the doc does it say just how many spells you can learn aside from those; and some clarification on if a Talent can exceed a Stat if boosted by Reflex Improvement or other Class abilities.
7 notes - Posted August 5, 2022
#3
>playing Stardew Valley for the first time in a while
>”btw Ginger Island is a thing”
>unlock Ginger Island
>oh...oh no
anyway I do not think I am likely to ever use anything on the island except that forge ever that is just TOO MUCH I am not a min-max/must make all the money type of player I am just a simple Fae who wants to marry cute boys and have a cute farm
11 notes - Posted July 18, 2022
#2
I’m gonna need an internet historian to compile this wild Nier Automata Church Saga once it’s all said and done this is just bonkers like. whatever it ends up being it needs to be preserved as both a wild time and also a prime example of the DrakeNier fandom and how willing we are to like. accept this shit
41 notes - Posted July 29, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
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D23′s going on today and new Tron game holy shit yes
119 notes - Posted September 9, 2022
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[ EDIT: post has changed slightly, I was really amped up that night for obvious reasons, I’m not ashamed of what I said but the actual advice could stand to be more thorough and less spitfire. ]
Alright, I do actually have some things to say:
If you are the owner of a uterus, now is the time to schedule an IUD appointment. Not later, now. It hurts, it *will* hurt, but the good news is that it really does wonders for knocking out period/endo bullshit. YMMV.
I’ve already sent word to my doctor asking if it’s possible to replace mine early. I’m lucky: I had to have an early replacement last time anyway because I had too much breakthrough pain from endometriosis/too many mood swings to suggest that the IUD was still doing what it was supposed to.
I’m UNlucky because this has once again become the case. I go about half and half on how often I’m experiencing pain days throughout the entire month versus just the one week, which is a new feature, and there has been a degree of needlessly toughing it out bc I fucking hate the procedure.
Also, there’s the concern that they just won’t be available when I need another re-up.
I had a hostile blurb up here before, but, if you’re wondering why I’m concerned, it’s because in the late 2000s, there was a windfall of things called personhood bills. People weren’t ready for it then, the notion of banning contraceptives altogether, but now that the hard-right Christians see the open door, they’re gonna ram their foot right in.
Birth control has always been a target. BCP, IUDs-- you are not federally guaranteed any right whatsoever to those interventions. They are not suitably lifesaving enough to qualify for protections. Act, right now, like those interventions are not going to survive, and do what you can to protect yourself in any way you can (NOTE: WITHIN REASON, PLEASE BE SAFE).
EDIT: And if you are at all a penis-haver and for sure do not wants kids, now would be the time to look into a vasectomy. It was pointed out that reddit’s /childfree board has options available for people who are experiencing issues w/ their GP or whomever giving them shit over age.
There is inconsistent messaging on it being reversible, so read up on it before you go in believing that’s 100% true. Still: take responsibility. As much responsibility as you can. If literally every condom gives you hives, then invent a new condom.
All pregnancies start with sperm. 100% of them. All the time.
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