#sloot bitches about things
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Twilight is still bad but like every other bit of wish-fulfillment media aimed at women, the majority of dudes who made/make fun of it would be praising it if the character genders were reversed. I mean lbr if "two supernatural sexy women in a love triangle over a bland male MC that is intentionally a blank slate for the audience to self-insert as" was a manga, it'd get an anime immediately and average it'd be praised by the same crowd that likes Rent a Girlfriend
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What happened? But a tw for swearing we'll be ok.
Alright. TW: lots of swearing
Some stupid idiot bitch came into Zack's live stream and cussed him out for no reason, calling him things like a dumbass and just being a full on disrespectful little bitch. After Zack's stream, he came to Shieks stream. When Shiek and Brenda heard about it, they were pretty pissed. So everyone went to her Dms and streams to call her out because of what she did to Zack. She acted oblivious and like she didn't do anything with that "Oh I'm the victim" BULL SHIT. I wasn't there that day when it all happened, but when I joined Shiek told me about it. I got really REALLY mad. No one messes with my Tumblr family. So I looked her up then said some harsh things in messages, then joined her live stream and called her out. She was being a stupid little fucking bitch the whole time, and she said she was texting sloots, she was referring to sluts. So this dirty bastard is acting like a jerk the whole time I'm talking to her in that stream. So I had enough, I sent all guns blazing. Blocked and reported. Missfreudianslit. Little fucking slutty bitchy bastard. UHG. I know I stung her like lemon and salt in an open wound. EVERYONE IF YOU WANT TO.. go say "Bitch" in her dms and then block her so she cant respond or see your blog. Missfreudianslit, you stupid old cow, you messed with a ton of bulls, so you are going to get stabbed up by horns. Idiotic swine. She deserves EVERY BIT OF THIS. EVERY BIT.
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Moots, I have been keeping something from you. It's nothing terrible it's just a persisting annoyance and I have had it up to here with it. So I have a coworker we'll call him soggy, Soggy has had eyes for me since I was seasonal in November. At the time everyone in the store knew he had a girlfriend who works at the same store.
One day he starts asking questions which started out normal, example: What do you like to do outside of work? You like bubble tea? and do you like anime?
So out of nowhere this fucker asked me, have you ever been on a date? I immediately cringed and the questions just got more relationship centric, and me I was appalled and confused because he has a girlfriend.
To clarify my rules in any workplace is I do not date my coworkers. PERIOD because of shit like this. ( He's 18, but I refuse to date anyone under the legal drinking age)
Stupidly I gave him my number because he said he wanted to hang out and I was like cool. Next thing you know he is texting me day and night.
I already gave @letstalkaboutfandomsbaby the entire run down, but here's the clip notes.
We went on a Not date (he disguised it as running errands)
Found out during bubble tea that he and his girlfriend broke up.
Asks me not to say anything to anyone.
Then proceeded to ask me invasive questions (nothing sexual,I promise.)
Anywho, fast forward to Sunday. His girlfriend gets bullied by a customer which sends her crying into the break room, as I am on my lunch break. We have a heart to heart about the company, management, and customers. After my lunch ends I finish my 9 hour shift and go home.
On Monday, Soggy, proceeds to text me saying that his girlfriend said that I'm going to put in my two weeks. Like bitch what?! Then he says I should apply for Costco and yadda yadda. He really thinks he's Capitan save a hoe, so my question is: WHAT IS A TACTFUL WAY OF SAYING, YOU ARE MAKING ME FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE OF YOUR WARPED FEELINGS TOWARDS ME.
Tagging: @nasty-quillz @letstalkaboutfandomsbaby @fatgumsupremacy @shellythecrow-main @stupid-sloot-headcanons @porcogalliardenthusiast @theflowerhashira @deleteddewewted @leechlips @frostthecupcake @sdrawberrii-mochii
#ramenaddicted#yaz personal#yaz talks#i wish i was joking#sunny and I both think he has mommy issues#like he sees me as a caregiver#because of my caring personality#i will listen to suggestions#no death
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SAWYER LEVIATHAN [ ROSS LYNCH ] is a SENIOR at Broadripple Academy. He is 18 years old, from BROOKLYN NY and has been at Broadripple Academy for 3 YEARS.
It’s Suds comin’ at you with a new bitch in this rodeo.
Sawyer isn’t a legacy or anything. His parents just shipped him and his sister off to boarding school because they’re always busy.
He’s from Brooklyn and his parents are both involved in the music/ arts scene in the city. Him and his sister got forced into that life of taking music lessons with strict and busty German teachers as kids, but they didn’t mind it too much because they actually enjoyed it.
Sawyer grew up learning violin because his dad is a big strings guy, but he eventually begged for piano lessons. When he got to middle school he started learning guitar because he started hanging out with kids who liked to sneak into indie rock shows in Williamsburg, but his parents were like “jack of all trades, master of none”. He wanted to prove them wrong because he’s a stubborn fuck, but he realized they kinda had a point when his shit started slippin so he went back to focusing on violin w/ piano as a side thing and guitar more like an “im gunna bust this out and play Wonderwall when i wanna impress people”
His younger sister has been the favorite of their family because she’s a lot more behaved than he is. Sawyer and his sister have mostly been cool with that though because that means she can get all the attention and Sawyer can get away with more shit because his parents aren’t putting all their eggs in his basket. Him and his sister have always been hella close.
His sister got diagnosed with cancer, which was really hard on him and his whole family. Because the future for her was uncertain, Sawyer’s parents started looking at him to fill her role as the “perfect child” which he 100% was not considering he was sneaking into the house at like 3am every time he was home.
Eventually he was like “aight guess i gotta put on my big boy pants” because his sister like like “Sawyer i s2g if i die and they’re left with your bum ass then it’s going to make me feel worse” so he’s been trying to be on his best behavior for her sake
Sawyer just loves to have a good time and flirt and just live his life
Got his ass kicked by Izzy last winter after a party. No one really knows what happened, and he kinda wants to keep it that way. Sawyer was pretty vocal about Izzy not getting expelled though which is kinda suspicious to people, but he usually just tries to avoid the subject.
During Izzy murkin’ him in Lorehill, his hands were broken which was... not good for a kid who really only playing music going for him.
Spent the summer in physical therapy and has been trying really hard to get the strength back in his hands the way that they used to be, but it’s really frustrating. He used to love jazz band and orchestra, but now he had to quit jazz because playing piano is pretty painful for him & he’s still in orchestra, but he’s not nearly as good as he used to be
Random Facts:
Kinda a sloot. He’ll flirt with your girlfriend and then when you try to fight him he’ll start flirting with you. Also frequently tries to charm the nuns.
Mozart is his favorite to play on violin and Chopin is his favorite on piano
Has his earbuds in 90% of the time and you can usually hear the music since he blasts it so loudly (it’s usually something classical or Childish Gambino)
Doesn’t know what to do with himself now that he can’t play music as much, so he’s been volunteering in the library. He doesn’t really do much work there though so much as he just hides and reads. Sawyer doesn’t give a shit if you talk too loud, just don’t ask him to do anything that involves moving
Kid rarely has his shirts buttoned up all the day he just really likes the exposed chest aesthetic
Plays on the baseball team and is pretty meh at it, but he just really likes wearing the tight pants so that’s why he keeps playing
Possible/ Wanted Connections:
BEST FRIEND: Someone that puts up Sawyer’s energy and either is able to match it or help chill him out. Sawyer likes to joke around a lot and not take things too seriously on the outside, but he can be a pretty good listener and take things seriously when someone needs him. Overall, he’s a loyal friend.
EX FRIEND: Sawyer used to get himself into a lot more trouble than he does now due to his parents’ and sister’s wishes. This is someone who he probably had to reluctantly pull away from in order to not keep finding himself in bad situations.
BAND & ORCHESTRA FRIENDS: Always smiling and holding court in the band rooms, Sawyer probably made himself known to all in orchestra and jazz band. After what happened with his hands though, he abruptly quit jazz band and doesn’t talk as much in orchestra now due to embarrassment of where his skills have declined. This could probably be someone thats just like “dude u good?”
CHILDHOOD FRIEND: Someone who’s parents are either friends with Sawyer’s or they’re also from the city & they became friends themselves. Sawyer and them could be super close still, have grown apart and are now trying to make their interactions less awkward, or Sawyer was a huge annoyance to them growing up.
EX: Sawyer is a flirt, but he’s pretty picky with who he seriously dates or pursues. This is someone he would’ve had a close connection with, but it ended for whatever reason. It likely was not a pretty break up and there’s either bad energy or feelings still there.
HOOK UP: Someone Sawyer calls up for a good time. They can either be friends or only talk when Sawyer’s texting them the water emoji.
ENEMIES: Sawyer is a pretty friendly guy and just loves to love, but there’s always going to be people he butts heads with. Whether Sawyer doesn’t like how much of a stick in the mud they are, they dislike Sawyer for being a pain in the ass, or maybe Sawyer made out with their significant other once-- could be anything.
I’m always down for any suggestions you throw at me these are just stuff off the top of my head I can think of!
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Get to know me tag
LKJHFLKAJHSD i did part of this a few nights back otw back home but my dumb self accidentally deleted it instead of saving. And thanks ate @nyangbin for tagging me.
Nickname: Keet
Gender: Female
Zodiac: Leo/Tiger
Height: 163 cm
Age: 19
Favorite Bands / Solo Artists:
Bands - ONE OK ROCK, Day6, The Rose, Paramore and AKMU (if they’re considered a band)
Groups - BTS, Victon, Stray Kids, GOT7, NCT, JBJ, Wanna One, Blackpink, Red Velvet
Solo - Greyson Chance, Alessia Cara, Ariana Grande, IU, Chungha, Harry Styles
Song stuck in my head: Nothing atm.
Last movie I saw: Mean Girls
Other blogs: @jeonginnies for Stray Kids, @rand0mkgif lmao the URL says it all, but it’s inactive and @hodutrash for pd101 stuff but it’s also inactive, @open-your-rice my cursed blog where I just open rice and play The 7th Sense ny NCT U
Do I get asks: here nope and barely for my other blogs.
Why I choose my username: cos have you seen that pup? Yeah I’ll do anything for that puppy hence I’m his bitch.
Following: 619. (95% are like kpop acc)
Average amount of sleep: depends, weekday it’s usually 5~6 hrs and weekend it’s 10~12 hours
Lucky number: 5 and 8
What I am wearing: a bright neon pink top (cos on Wednesdays we wear pink) and dark blue-ish grey-ish sweatpants. I look like I’m about to go sleep but it’s lab day so fk it.
Dream job: paediatrician but I’m too dumb for that ish. A pro ballet dancer but not anymore lmao.
Dream trip: Venice, Finland cos I wanna see the northern lights
Favorite food: Steamed pork dumplings with lots of ginger at the side, pepperoni pizza, tender juicy jumbo/cheese hotdog (aye Pinoy squad wya?)
Play any instruments: piano guitar, basic ukulele and played the E flat horn in primary school
Favorite song: Changes from time to time, but now it’s prob Yestoday - NCT U
Play any sports: Volleyball and Muay Thai (but I got lazy, and my wrist got fucked up so I quit)
Hair color: Black roots with bleached tips. The pink faded but that was like almost 6 months ago
Eye color: Black but brown if you see it in the sunlight
Most iconic song: :^)
Languages you speak/ learning: Fluent English, I understand Tagalog and I try my best to speak it lmao (but I fail most of the time lmao rip).
Basic basic mandarin (so that I can order food), took French for 6 years. But I can only introduce myself and say idk.
Learning Korean so far I can read but don’t understand.
Random fact: a lot of people mistake me as Chinese, and they still go “are you sure?” Like yes ppl, I am very sure of my ethnicity.
Describe yourself as aesthetic things: Probs neon lights, dark colour palettes, fairy lights and polaroids on a white wall.
Lmao my sloots don’t even do these tags but imma tag them anyway. @93-yk SLOOT YA IS FREE SO DO IT. @heyyjosh idk man up to ya since MSA is coming
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Out of all the embarrassing decisions I jumped into during that carefree time in my life called “the teenage blunder years”. I think there is nothing more downright cringe than my desire to be understood by being misunderstood. What the fuck does that even mean, right? This desperation to have the world understand that I wasn’t like them fueled a lot of what I did to represent myself outwardly. I dressed in thrift store clothes and brand skate shoes. I shaved the side of my head and dyed it bright red. I looked like an 80s hooker a lot of the time. If you can imagine a hot mess on the outside and the inside and give it smooth caramel skin, perky tits and a tight body that was me. I was a hot mess and fucking proud of that. I’d kill to look like that lil sloot bag again. I could throughly dissect what was actually going on with me but that’s besides the point because my stupid ass went ahead and got “warning” tattooed right above her pelvic bone. That’s it that’s the dumb thing I did.
That would be and continues to be my own personal tagline. It’s very On brand even till today which is why I don’t actually regret it or anything like that I’m actually happy and proud of it but I’m still capable of admitting how stupid it is. It’s also the punchline on the joke that is my fucking life. Warning. Ha! Immediately i regretted it because of its placement. Did my vagina have teeth? Was it riddled with diseases? Why is there a warning? My brain failed to realize that most people don’t sit around thinking in metaphors. This was not a literal warning about my body but more so who I was. I was unstable, messy, lost, and all those things you glorify as a teenager without any guidance.
“Do I sound mad? Well I guess I'm a little pissed
Every action has a point, five points make a fist
You close em', you swing em', it's hurts when it hits
And the truth can be a bitch, but if the boot fits
I got an idea: You should get a tattoo that says warning
That's all, just a warning, so the potential victim can take a left
And save breath, and avoid you, sober and upset in the morning
I wanna scream, "Fuck you Lucy!"
But the problem is I love you Lucy
So instead I'ma finish my drink and have another
Well you think about how you used to be my lover”
Those are part of the lyrics that directly told me to get a tattoo that said warning. Thanks, Sean. I should have just legally changed my name to Lucy so that the overly dramatic part of me that related to “her” would be satiated and i wouldn’t have to explain to the men in my life that I did in fact have a tattoo that said warning on my body 😩 and no there is nothing wrong with my vagina. This tagline that I’ve attached to myself still rings true. I’m not the same type of mess I was back then.
But it should be said that it includes
Warning: Work In Progress
Im a woman now in intensive therapy because I’ve taken responsibility of my life. I’m in control now. The messy parts of me don’t call the shots like they used to and none of this is pretty. Everything fucking hurts and i don’t get to run away from it anymore. I don’t get to drink until it doesn’t hurt or fuck strangers to fill the void. And that’s my choice I don’t want to do those things. I have chosen life and in doing so the warning still stands. That is my tagline. Im just a baby deer standing on its wobbly legs trying to grow big and strong and graceful. WARNING! I’m fucking sensitive. Im BABY.
I might have gotten it tattooed somewhere else tho if I could time machine back perhaps on my feet at the very least but guess what I have on my foot. It’s a fucking shark 🦈 and it’s drinking a fucking 40oz and every time I notice it I let out a genuine belly laugh because it’s glorious. I am something else. Truly, I never needed to make it a point to prove to the world that I wasn’t like them all I had to do was exist. But then I wouldn’t have all this ridiculousness to reflect on and then I’d just be bored. God Bless teenage me. That dumb ass crazy bitch 💕
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An attorney in TX got only 180 days for poisoning his wife with abortion medication that led to the baby's premature birth and developmental delays. Our legislators consider a fetus a child when it's convenient to push their agenda against women's autonomy, because if they had an ounce of consistency then this man would be charged with attempted murder.
Texan women should be allowed to kill men like this with zero consequences. I mean if our representatives are allowed to be inconsistently "pro life" then we should too lol
#sloot bitches about things#like if a fetus is a person by tx standards then trying to poison it and the mother should be two counts of attempted murder
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Barbara is a stronger woman than me because if my ex-boyfriend led me on and I saw that THIS was his new girlfriend that he was attempting to two-time by flirting with me, I would kill him, give her the flowers, and shoot my shot with this goddess like the first cannonfire of the US Civil War
#Elseworlds Dick is Worst Dick confirmed. It should have been him getting beaten with a crowbar and trapped in an exploding building#Barbara flirts with him not realizing he's with Kory. He fucks her and then afterwards GIVES HER AN INVITATION TO HIM AND STARFIRE'S FUCKIN#WEDDING!!!#.sillyshit#.dc#sloot bitches about things
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Apparently it's rude to tell someone who used a surrogate/rented a woman's womb "congratulations on your purchase" when they get the baby they literally purchased and rented said woman's womb for
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The self-fulfilling prophecy of writers depicting a man being raped to show how traumatizing it is and elicit sympathy and empathy from male readers, only for male readers to joke about it and downplay it will never not kill me inside. And that's regardless of the perpetrator's sex: if it's a man, men make gay jokes and prison rape jokes. If it's a woman, they joke about how they wish they were the one who got to be raped by her.
Male rape victims deserve compassion and I appreciate artists who try to evoke it, but ultimately you are asking for basic humanity from the demographic that downplays all forms of rape (and roughly 95% of the time, is the one perpetrating it)
And then those same dudes will try to deflect anyone saying something too feminist like "it's fucked up to dismiss a rape victim's story and complain about MeToo ruining innocent men's lives uwu" with "B-But men get raped too! I don't have sympathy for them either but I need an excuse to avoid confronting how poorly women are treated in society".
#like not to crank the misandry meter to 11 but i think that coomer men are too media illiterate to distinguish fantasy from reality#i write about fucked up shit but i can make a distinction btwn what I write and how I conduct myself like most yandere writers#but so many coomer men just...have that shit bleed into their real life#sloot bitches about things#btw this rant was from Invisible and ppl dreading if/when they adapt The Scene
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I still enjoy Berserk but I don't get people who insist that Miura isn't misogynistic in how he depicts his female characters being raped vs how he depicts his male ones being raped. Like the worst thing about the anime to me is that it takes the mild fetishization from the manga and cranks it up to 100% and ruins the tone of the actual scene.
Guts and Griffith don't have multi page spreads showing off their rape with blush lines and them moaning. I think that Miura's goal with portraying something as traumatic as rape was well-intentioned, but the sole reason Griffith does this to her is to torment Guts and solidify his development as Femto. Guts was raped as a child but not for the sake of anyone's character development but his own; Griffith was raped, also not for the sake of any other character's development. And while I appreciate Miura showing in depth how Casca's mind is affected by her being raped by Griffith and the demons and her recovery from her trauma is pretty well done, it's just portrayed less respectfully and I think the reasons for it are due to Miura being a man and being biased in a misogynist way.
#like...Berserk is good but good and great pieces of art can be flawed. and def misogynistic#sloot's essays#sloot bitches about things#tw: rape
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Pure suffering is loving Harley Quinn and hating that 90% of her new iterations are so reworked/gutted/flanderized that they aren't even Harley. And despite that, the main reasons people hate her all reek of misogyny. Harleen I'm so sorry, once I get Paul Dini's contact info we'll break into DC's editorial department and free you one day
#that new Black White and Redder comic is such fucking cringe#Stop trying to make her the worst form of Deadpool. They have little in common besides their watered down versions of each other#a black and red color scheme and not being straight#like that comic has all these refs to other heroes and what defines them...and then the author cant even identify Harley's core when its so.#fucking. obvious. SHE IS A LOVER. SHE LOVES INTENSELY AND CRAVES THAT LOVE IN RETURN.#And as much shit as I give the HQ show they at least tried to highlight her major issues and have her confront and work on them amidst the#constant unfunny humor and blandification of a lot of why I like Poison Ivy#sloot bitches about things#and not to get meta on a smut blog but Harley literally inserted herself into Joker's gang and lifestyle and how he sees the world#and when their relationship is written well its just as fucked up and interesting as her and Ivy#hes still an abusive pos BUT for the love of god read No Man's Land to see a real layered look at their relationship
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I like Stockholm Syndrome as a fanfic trope but as a psych major I cringe when I see ppl describing real world events as if that phenomenon wasn't made up
Like Stockholm Syndrome is NOT a real or sound theory lol. It was made up by a male psychologist trying to explain the police's incompetence in extracting a female hostage without him examining her or even meeting her once.
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You wouldn’t be a stay at home gf? Cause I would, I’m tired of working and capitalism having me exhausted 😭
Yandere fantasies aside, I will never be financially dependent on a man, especially since without being married you have no financial security if he decides to kick you to the curb. The reason stay at home wives historically were stay at home wives were bc they couldn't have their own credit cards or bank accounts, and staying married provided the only financial security they had regardless of how terribly their husbands may have treated them.
Capitalism sucks but these stay at home girlfriends imo are trading in one form of exploitation (working) that provides a semblance of financial independence for another where they have nothing except the whims of their boyfriend to rely on--and unlike marriage, they have NO safety net to justify it. A husband who wants to abandon his wife and cut her off from him financially has to divorce, which is a lengthy and documented process. And even then, they're usually expected to pay in some form like alimony or child support as SOME compensation for the stay at home wife whose labor is largely undervalued anyway. A boyfriend can sidestep that financial/legal responsibility and simply break up with you and leave you without any income and homeless whenever he wants. And if yall break up, you've wasted your time and effort into that relationship AND you have no source of income.
The kinds of guys I've seen in these stay at home gf videos are the kinds of guys you do NOT want to depend on for your only financial support. And these stay at home girlfriends all do the same shit: work out so they can look hot according to their bf, make the same photogenic salads and smoothies, and don't even make use of their bf's money to do anything fun or enriching. At least animals in zoos get to have pumpkins filled with treats for them to fuck around with. I highly doubt that if any of these women asked to use their man's money to do something a little eccentric or outside their role as "fuckdoll who cleans my house and cooks me food and caters to me", that wallet would close REAL fucking quick. Women in the US, Canada, Europe, etc that can now work on their own without relying on marriage for financial support can only do that bc for centuries, women in the past fought for it. To throw that out because "capitalism bad" is annoying at best and at worst is spitting in the face of every housewife who endured a coerced marriage, children they didn't want, and marital rape for the sake of not being homeless. Seriously look up when marital rape was declared illegal in the US, the law is much newer than you would think.
#sloot bitches about things#fantasy is one thing but much like not wanting to be kidnapped and assaulted irl#i dont EVER want to rely on a man irl for financial security and a roof over my head#sloot's essays
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tfw you find out one of the first mutuals your Hc blog ever had is a Zionist 😬😬😬
#i saw a reblog of them dismissing Palestinian women and girls being raped by the IOF (smth documented for YEARS) and was just like oh!#ig youre dead to me now#sloot bitches about things
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Heathers is a failure as a musical adaptation because it misunderstood and ironed out the nuance of every single character and especially fucked up JD and the point of his character by making him a lovesick yandere puppy
HOWEVER
The songs still slap
#i love heathers' music and thats it#.sillyshit#sloot bitches about things#this also sums up how i feel about the beetlejuice musical. shit adaptation but great songs and composition
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