Twilight is still bad but like every other bit of wish-fulfillment media aimed at women, the majority of dudes who made/make fun of it would be praising it if the character genders were reversed. I mean lbr if "two supernatural sexy women in a love triangle over a bland male MC that is intentionally a blank slate for the audience to self-insert as" was a manga, it'd get an anime immediately and average it'd be praised by the same crowd that likes Rent a Girlfriend

Horny artists are wrong about Makima in that from what I've seen, she dresses kind of like Columbo with that jacket and business clothes and THAT is what makes her hot. She's got the outfit and looming figure of a serial killer and the psyop of calling her thicc is legit confusing when you actually read the manga or watch the anime for the first time. Like you're drawing her in a "straight guy" sexy way with a big ass and tits in a skintight outfit when she's more drawn in a way plenty of lesbians would be thirsting over instead. The baggy clothes ADD to the hotness yk

Buggy has the potential and ability to be a terrifying yandere but he's so charmingly goofy and falls ass-backwards into success so much that it's very hard to take him too seriously. Like his Devil Fruit is useful and he can be deadly while using it, but he really isn't a sadistic forceful type. He's too much of a sweetheart towards his Darling.

Like he's so blatant when he's attracted to them and gets jealous super easily. But he usually won't kill anyone he's jealous of unless Darling is in danger, in which case he will actually be 100% serious and not fuck around for once. But if he's just jealous and wants to get rid of a potential rival, he'd come up with some convoluted scheme or get his followers to come up with a way to get rid of them.

But for real he's one of the sweetest, silliest people you could have obsessed with you. Look at him. He's fucking adorable.

The notion that self inserters can't find boyfriends irl and they cope with fanfic has always been weird to me. First of all men are so desperate for sex that they'll fuck watermelons and roadkill, a woman's fuckability as measured by men is not a viable standard of anything. Second of the many needs and wants I have in life, an irl boyfriend has never been one. You might say I need one like a fish needs a bicycle.

Gojo: *takes down Darling's panties*

Darling: Nooooo... Don't look, am not shaved!

:(

Gojo: Even better! :) *diving his nose into the bush*

Gojo would see you shaved, get pouty, and after he sleeps with you, you find him looking up tutorials online how to crochet the next day. "She looked cold so I wanted to make a little hat!"

And then you smack him on the shoulder because as usual he's being so extra and ridiculous

Joker's design is still awful but ISEKAI ANIME HARLEY QUINN

Darling wakes up in Zuko’s bed and the first thing they hear is:

“Hello, Zuko here”

Darling:

Barbara is a stronger woman than me because if my ex-boyfriend led me on and I saw that THIS was his new girlfriend that he was attempting to two-time by flirting with me, I would kill him, give her the flowers, and shoot my shot with this goddess like the first cannonfire of the US Civil War

Married Elliot in Stardew Valley! It was a hard choice between the other love interests, but he was my first and he's just a beautiful mannnn

Rewatching the first Kung Fu Panda movie and why the fuck is Tai Lung so pettable. I see a fearsome bratty warrior throwing a deadly tantrum and I just want to scratch behind his ears and squish his fluffy cheeks

I'm not a furry but I fear I'm taking a sip of what they're drinking

Want to make a spectrum/chart of fictional characters commonly Hc as autistic or are canonically autistic and what things or bad bitches they pulled. Like on one end you get Laios who winds up redefining monster zoology and cuisine, and on the other end you get Sterling Archer and multiple gorgeous partners and a career as a kickass spy

Apparently it's rude to tell someone who used a surrogate/rented a woman's womb "congratulations on your purchase" when they get the baby they literally purchased and rented said woman's womb for

Zoro's earrings clinking and jangling around whenever he fucks you. Him going so fast that you can hear his balls smacking against your ass while he folds you in half

Call that Jingle Bells and Jingle Balls

I was going through your blog and I just. Love all the foreign Darling X japanese yandere posts. The Blue Lock ones in particular. They are all good soup but also so funny because imagine just having a good time as a tourist or as an immigrant, and then some fucker starts being creepy??

Yandere: You should come to Blue Lock and become my personal fucktoy. For the future of Japan in the World Cup.

Foreign Darling: Flattering offer but I can't, I literally JUST got deported. Commited a federal crime. Uh-huh. I am never welcome in Japan ever again.

Foreign Darling: I'm actually getting deported so I can't stay. I'm going to commit a crime.

Yandere: You're GOING to? What crime?

Foreign Darling: Now that I'm stuck with you, probably attempted murder, assault and battery, actual murder, improper disposal of a corpse...something along those lines.

So today is Hinamatsuri, a celebration wishing for the health and fortune of young girls and

Imagine Japanese yanderes who don't have kids with their Darling yet and keep fantasizing about having a daughter and a whole family with their Darling. The rich ones buy a Hina doll set and say it's just "for the house" and "if we ever have daughters, they can inherit it" as a nice gift and unsubtle hint about wanting kids with Darling

The poorer ones make dolls out of cloth scraps (ie. the hanging ones traditionally made of straw, cloth, paper) and make a lil family to display in their window. I'm just imagining Twice in particular lovingly making a whole small army of him, his Darling, and a whole bunch of children and even a few pets. And of course, a cloth version of the League since they're his family too! I also think he'd put a little display in the bar of Toga and Magne, since they're the only women on the team

Leviathan with a merman form, but he instinctively crawls on land like a mudskipper flopping and hopping and ruins any kind of romantic image in your head