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#eddie munson x ftm reader
huboi · 1 year
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you’re a real boy
ft. steddie
summary — eddie and steve comfort their dysphoric ftm boyfriend (this is polyamorous)
cw/tw — FEM ALIGNED DNFI! mentions of deadnaming, transphobia, jason (he’s his own warning tbh), reader can’t wear a binder due to medical reasons, mentions of eating food. lmk if there are any more <3
note(s) — made this cause dysphoria has been hitting hard, hopefully this can comfort some other ftm who are struggling with dysphoria. sos if this isn’t that good, I’m not the best at writing in this format. btw this is quite short but I hope you enjoy :)
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today had been a difficult day for you. being constantly deadnamed due to the fact that you haven’t come out yet (for obvious reasons), and people just being assholes about your identity. jason was mainly one of these people, since he somehow managed to find out about you being trans. of course he was an asshole about it, saying how you weren’t a real man and such.
when you met up with steve and eddie after school you just couldn’t help but bawl once you were in steves car, eddie the one hugging you due to the fact steve was too busy driving. when they arrived at eddies trailer they sat you down onto the couch with both of them on either side. “what’s wrong honey?” steve asked, holding your hand in his. you explained to them how you’ve been feeling dysphoric throughout the entire day and have been thinking about wether you’re a real boy or not.
eddie left his position on the couch, confusing you for a second, when he came back with one of his shirts did you understand. the boys let you change in the bathroom into the shirt that was a bit too big for you, which hid your chest from view. when you came back into the living area, you noticed that there was a blanket over the couch and some snacks and drinks on the table.
eddie and steve both have you a big hug when they noticed your tears of joy. “if you feel like it, we can have a take out for dinner tonight” eddie suggested, you nodded against his chest.
steve made you look him in the eyes and said “you are a real boy (y/n), you’re our handsome boy”, he then proceeded to give you a small kiss on the forehead, eddie doing the same not long after.
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male-yn-simping · 11 months
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Hii! Can you please make a soft fluffy Eddie x trans YN pov. You both get into bed after a long day when Eddie notices your still wearing your binder and tells you to take it off so you do and it ends with Eddie comforting you because of dysphoria.
I Know
Eddie Munson x FTM! Reader
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After a long day of work and then watching Corroded Coffin play, all you wanted was to cuddle with Eddie and sleep.
Too tired to change, you slipped your shoes off and flopped onto Eddies bed. Eddie smiled lovingly at you as he slipped off his jeans and laid next to you, wearing boxers and a Metallica t-shirt. As Eddies arms wrapped around you, you lifted your head slightly to kiss him. The kiss was soft and sweet. Exactly what you needed.
Pulling away though, you felt a tightness in your chest. You winced in pain as the consequences of wearing your binder all day caught up to you, but you decided to ignore it. Eddie couldn't tho.
His hand fell to your cheek as he moved your head up to look at him. His eyes were filled with worry as he looked at you.
"Have you been binding all day again?" He asked, his tone soft and caring. You're eyes looked anywhere but Eddies face as you nodded slowly. With a soft sigh, Eddie sat up and pulled you up with him. He kissed you softly as his hands played with the him of your, well HIS, t-shirt.
"You gotta stop doing that, baby" He mumbles against your lips.
"I know, it's just difficult. I hate not wearing it, especially in public" You admitted, your eyes watering slightly as guilt washed over you for making him worry.
"I know. I know baby. But you're safe here, alright?" He tugs softly at the him if your shirt, a wordless question in his gesture. You nod in response and raise your arms as Eddie pulls the shirt off. Your eyes fall to your lap as your arms instinctively wrap around yourself.
"Hey. It's okay." Eddie kisses you again, his thumb gently running along your cheekbone as he comforts you. "You're okay baby. My wonderful, perfect, handsome boyfriend"
Eddies smile grows as he speaks, a sense of pride coming over him as it still amazes him at how YOU agreed to be HIS boyfriend.
"Can I take this off?" He asked softly as his fingers traced along the band of your binder. You nodded again and he took it off, quickly handing you back the t-shirt so you would be more comfortable.
After slipping it back on, you couldn't help but pull him in for a passionate kiss. A silent 'thank you' to Eddie for taking care of you.
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any other way; eddie munson
pair. eddie munson x ftm reader
summ. strangers to friends to lovers w/ eddie munson n ftm reader.
gen. fluff mostly, angst
tw. swearing, dated language regarding lgbt topics (it's not much), reader refers to self as a woman once, internalized transphobia, implied homophobia, reader implied to be stealth
wc. 2.5k
note. i love this greasy little freak
- if you're not already into the music he's into, he will introduce you to it. if you are though he's like "you're so cool, babe." even before you start dating
- you're both big ol nerds but while you're quiet he's quite the loud mouth
- aka he, the extrovert, adopts you, the introvert, kind of
- he sees you sitting alone at lunch and practically swoops you up. he comes over and introduces himself with the offer of his hand before coming to your side and wrapping his arm around your shoulders. he invites you over to his table before leading you over.
- all the hellfire kids are super welcoming and though you're quiet, they don't mind. they joke around with you like you've always been one of them :')
- plus eddie has you sit by him to check on you
- adding on to that, after you guys are more comfortable he touches you a lot like squeezing your shoulder and stuff to make sure you're good and just cause he needs to touch you all the time
- very touchy feely dude
- anyway back to the plot ish,, he really wants you to join hellfire. he brings it up whenever he can. he really likes you and he loves DnD so naturally he wants his fav person to like his favorite thing
- when u finally give in he's so happy!! like dancing around n shit like he was when chrissy recognized him :)) god he's so cute
- he'll even twirl u around n shit he's fucking adorable
- so, now that he's convinced you, you guys meet after school to fill out character sheets, come up with ur character, and for him to shamelessly flirt (not that he doesn't do that all the time already)
- dude is so fucking hyped and he really enjoys explaining everything to you, he gets a real kick out of it
- every question you have is answered and in probably more detail than you need tbh
- honestly, besides him just being fixated on DnD, he wants to spend more time with you so he goes on and on
- then you're late and he's like you wanna ride back? 👀
- you take him up on his offer and he tries not to be too obvious about it but he plays his favorite songs and is watching you to gauge your reaction
- man nearly crashes but he's good (?) at being distracted while driving
- you make it home in one piece and eddie bids you farewell, watching you to make sure you get inside safe before driving back the lonely drive to his house
- this man loves to shred on his guitar for you, does it to impress you too. it's really cute, he'll get all hyped up and be on his knees, leaning back as he does a solo or honestly just to make you laugh
- your laugh is his favorite thing in the world <3
- he LOVES making you laugh, man. he will go out of his way to get you to laugh because everyone at school already thinks he's a freak so what's the harm? (especially if it charms you)
- dude is a sucker for your approval which isn't like him when it comes to anyone else
- he's always trying to learn more about you, especially since you're quiet
- randomly asks about your interests all the time
- okay so you've joined hellfire, right? and have spent some time with eddie and on your own creating your character and familiarizing yourself with everything
- well guess what happens now,, you get the hellfire t-shirt!!!
- it does something to eddie everytime he sees you wearing it 👀
- he's a little upset though that you usually wear layers over it :( but when you see him on a DnD night as you walk into school or something, you'll pull up the rest of your layers to show it to him and he just cheeses so hard
- god, if you've never seen heart eyes irl before when you do that you have
- also he notices how you're always dressed in layers even if it's ninety degrees but he just attributes it to keeping with your style cause he'll do the same
- once while hanging out with him after hellfire, he notices you're actually talking and kind of a lot or at least more than usual
- it clicks in his head after about the third time you do this alone with him, that you're comfortable with him
- man literally almost weeps
- one time you're actually joking around with him and tell him he has stubby fingers. he looks so shocked and can't even come up with a comeback. he enjoys this side of you.
- also makes him wonder why you'd even notice that 👀 but he never says anything
- okay so whether you smoke or not he'll invite you to smoke sessions but also!! will not pressure you to go if you don't wanna :)
- "it's cool, man. you don't wanna smoke, you don't wanna smoke." he shrugs nonchalantly.
- he runs into you a lot while you're out walking your dog. eddie loves animals but he's also a bit terrified of them. so when your dog barks at him he's like it's not gonna kill me, right?
- you laugh at him and introduce him to your dog and his rocker-boy attitude instantly melts away. he's talking in a high pitch baby voice and everything.
- he often joins you on your walks. you talk about everything and nothing. he also notices that you're not dressed in so many layers and you're constantly fidgeting with your shirt.
- you two start talking a lot and hanging out a whole lot. after some time, you guys just kinda get together. like it literally just happens
- but a couple weeks in it hits you that you still haven't told him yet and it wasn't that you didn't want to, no, it's just so fucking hard. you don't wanna lose eddie.
- you try to ignore it for a while n pretend you're cis and everything is fine but it's not and eddie can tell. he doesn't know how to broach the subject and hopes you'll bring it up first
- when you do get the courage up to tell him, he comes home to find you sitting anxiously on his couch. you ask him to talk and he of course says yes.
- "eddie, please remember i love you,"
- it sounds like you're going to break up with him and eddie starts to feel sick.
- "so please," you practically beg as you look at him with soft eyes, "don't hate me after i tell you this."
- eddie can't stop the churning in his stomach, are you really about to break up with him?
- "i'm a transsexual."
- well that's not what he was expecting to hear
- "i was born a woman but i'm a man. and i love you, eddie," you feel like you have to add that in since you're dealing such a big blow. "i hope this doesn't change things between us," you continue on shakily, playing with your hands as well. "i still wanna be with you but i thought you should know." you squeeze your eyes shut for a moment expecting him to maybe hit you or something but all that hits you are his words
- "i love you, too, y/n, no matter what."
- that's like a jolt of electricity to your heart. you jump up and wrap your arms around eddie in a tight hug, head resting against his chest, and eyes squeezed closed. tears spill silently as you hold onto eddie for dear life.
- eddie wraps his arms back around you and kisses your head. "i could never hate you, sweetheart. never," he finalizes with another kiss to the top of your head.
- it's the 80s and trans ppl especially ftm ppl aren't really known about or are grouped together with gay ppl so you'll have to explain a bit further to eddie but he's very understanding and supportive
- (i personally, headcanon him as trans but anyway)
- he becomes a bit more gentle with you after this, not because you're trans or anything he just doesn't want to make you uncomfortable :')
- much like steve with robin, he keeps the fact that you're trans to himself (as he should). he knows it's your right to tell people and not his, plus he would never want to risk your safety.
- he's always careful with you at school and in public because as much as he likes showing you off, he wants to keep you safe. but if you're alright with it, he's practically got you hanging off his arm
- y'all are like the power couple of hellfire lmao and they're equally annoyed and supportive :) they'll fake gag when you kiss n shit but they're happy for y'all
- you two mainly hang out at eddie's trailer, random nature trails, or just out in the woods. besides just being with each other, y'all's favorite thing to do is bug steve n robin at family video. robin loves u two but also is constantly like i hate you guys lol
- oh my god, remember how i said he's touchy feely?? dude LOVES to cuddle. he lives for it.
- your head on his chest while he combs his fingers through your hair? yes, please!
- he loves it when you guys just hold each other, laying in his bed n watching whatever's on tv or a horror flick robin or steve recommended. he's also a little spoon big time idc what anyone says, man loves to be held but spooning isn't his main thing
- his favorite is when you lay on him whether it's your whole body or just your head on his chest or in his lap
- you have got to play with his hair while you're cuddling, laying, or sleeping together. honestly, even if you're just sitting around, any time really. with your hands in his hair, he's putty in your hands. literally moaned one time when you did it, hair pulling kink much?
- another perk of being eddie's bf is coming along to his shows. his bandmates love you but they always make fun of eddie when he's being all love dovey with u. several of them ask why the hell you're with eddie n will jokingly flirt and are met with smacks to the shoulder by eddie but it's all in good fun
- mmm eddie loves holding your hand. at first he's kinda self conscious cause he gets sweaty hands around you cause he gets nervous n shit but at a certain point, he doesn't care and he knows you don't either
- please hug this man
- he understands that you don't always want to with your chest and all but god when you do? he's in heaven. he loves bear hugs, squeeze him til he's paste and he'll be satisfied
- man is touch starved that's why he savors it so much and just like you, he'll be randomly averse to touch. you guys are great at checking in with each other about it (steve thinks it's so cute, he saw y'all doing it once outside family video then robin caught him being soft about it and she hasn't stopped teasing him since)
- when your dysphoria hits hard, eddie's  almost always on top of it. he knows you well and you two are harmoniously connected, so he's very aware of your discomfort. still there are times where you've got to tell him because he won't realize
- mans will wrap you up in blankets to make you comfortable and also because he loves being wrapped in blankets.
- if you're not already in his clothes - he's noticed it's something you do when dysphoric- he'll go through his drawers asking u which u want to wear and literally dresses you himself unless you're uncomfortable. but it's nice to have someone take care of you so you don't have to think about it :')
- if you're okay with it, he'll cuddle you and this is like the one time he's big spoon lol. or he'll have you face him so you can bury your face against him and he runs his hands through your hair and to kiss your head :'))
- dude, whatever and i mean anything that you need, eddie's gonna get it for you. heat pack? no problem. obscene amount of your favorite snack? he's on it! playing that song you love that he hates? only for you, baby ;)
- such a fucking dad. very attentive n great at bad jokes.
- may not be able to cook the greatest but he will do his very best for you, results are mixed.
- back to clothes sharing. he loves sharing clothes!! literally one of his love languages (cough cough, giving his vest to steve, cough cough). he adores you in his clothes and he finds it funny when he catches you taking his clothes. like he'll be strolling into his room and you look like a raccoon in trash before you stand frozen with an armful of clothes
- "what're you doing?" he asks playfully.
- "nothing," you respond before poorly hiding the clothes behind yourself.
- he just laughs and walks over to give you a kiss.
- don't think you're exempt from him stealing your clothes cause he will. and honestly you feel like he pulls them off better than you.
- at some point, you don't know which clothes are yours or his and neither does he
- omg he'll let you wear his rings and stuff and he LOVES it. he's smiling so big like a lovesick teen :))
- also if some of the rings are too big he's gonna laugh at you hehe or if they're too small and get stuck lol
- one day you two are just lying around on his bed. you're both quiet, doing your own things but together. he strums on his guitar lazily while you absentmindedly sew a patch onto the knee of a pair of his jeans which allows your mind to wander. your dog also lies with you two at the foot of eddie's bed.
- your thoughts wander from yourself to eddie and how he sees you and how he's with you. "hey, eddie," you look over at him.
- he turns and looks at you lazily but full of love. he can't help smiling just looking at you. "need somethin', sweetheart?"
- "just wondering," you look at him quickly before looking down at your hands. "why're you with me, ed?"
- he looks genuinely surprised you'd ever ask him that. he even chuckles out of disbelief, "what?" he looks you straight in the eye as he leans over a little bit. "why wouldn't i wanna be with you?" he takes your hands, squeezing them.
- you shrug, pouting your lip, and tears pricking your eyes. "i don't know. just maybe if i was cis-"
- "hey," he says sternly, squeezing your hands again to bring you back to him. "i can't imagine you any other way. and i wouldn't want to."
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prettybrownelf · 2 months
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helloo, small request of eddie and transmasc reader where they just bicker for fun with each other the whole day (maybe smut or fluff either is perfect) :) tysm
Dinner Time Conversations
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Non MLM/NBLM DNI
Pairings- Eddie Munson x FTM! Reader
Summary- Eddie and his boyfriend bicker about space and the ocean as they make dinner
Word Count- 288
Content Warnings- None, Fluff, Short, Just Two Boys Giggling
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Eddie giggles in his small kitchen as (Y/n) ruffles his hair behind him. 
They've been bickering about nothing for the last few hours, and Eddie would be a damn liar if he said it wasn't the cutest thing in the world.
“All I'm saying is it would probably take a lot more energy and time to discover space than the ocean!” Eddie laughs as he cracks noodles into the boiling pot of water below him. (Y/n) rolls his eyes playfully as he hops up on the counter, playfully and lightly kicking Eddie in the back as he cooks them dinner. 
“Babe, the ocean is insane. We can easily go to space, but the ocean has so much pressure we can't even get down there. Godzilla could be sleeping down there and we wouldn't even know it!” Eddie lets out a loud laugh as he turns to look at his boyfriend. “Godzilla?” (Y/n) chuckles as he nods. “Yes! We don't fucking know! Anything could be down there!” 
Eddie turns back to the spaghetti he’s making laughing. “I'm pretty sure space has some crazier shit than the ocean.” (Y/n) laughs behind him. “Ok, but who says fish arn't aliens? Look how weird they are. Their definitely not supposed to be on the planet.” Eddie chuckles as he turns back to him, wrapping his arms around his waist as (Y/n)’s hands roam through his long hair. “That's kinda true, fish do look weird, huh?” (Y/n) smiles. “Exactly. I'm right and you're wrong.” 
Eddie rolls his eyes as he leans onto (Y/n). “Yes, yes, you're always right and I'm always wrong.” (Y/n) chuckles as he wraps his arms around Eddie's neck happily.
“Exactly.” 
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over--and-out · 2 years
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begging for literally any content with eddie and a ftm reader please im starving
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Eddie Munson x FTM Reader
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Summary: You didn't think coming out to Eddie would be as easy as it was
"Yeah?"
"Yeah." Your response was shaky and nervous but Eddie just nodded as he comprehended what you were telling him. He waved his ring clad hand as he spoke.
"So, um... You want me to call you a boy?" You nodded a bit and he gave a small nod in return. You could almost see the gears turning in his head. "M'kay. Done." You blinked slowly at his words and your brows furrowed, Eddie placing his hand down on the table before messing with his plate of fries.
"Done?"
"Yeah. Whatever you wanna do. That makes you more comfortable right?"
You were taken back by his words. "Well yeah but-"
"Well then if that's it then I'll do it. It's not my business to question you. It is ,however, my business to support you."
You blinked for a long moment and nodded as you looked down, rubbing your arms a bit and Eddie popped a French fry into his mouth. "Do these taste a little unseasoned? I should have seasoned them better." His brows were furrowed and you gave him furrowed brows in return.
"Eddie, it really doesn't bother you?" His brows eyes met yours and his brows were equally furrowed in confusion. "Why would it? You feel more comfortable as a boy, that's who you are. I shouldn't have a say in how you feel comfortable." Eddie had never really been good at giving genuine words of advice, but he was good at making sense of something that you found confusing.
"I can like, take you to get your haircut sometime later maybe? I remember you saying you liked that one dude's style in the new Nightmare on Elm Street."
Was he mocking you? Making fun of you?
"Sweetheart?" He spoke softly, genuinely. That's one thing Eddie always was. Genuine.
"Yeah sorry... I just... Didn't think you'd react this way." A bit of worry washed over his features and he leaned forward a bit to speak quieter to you.
"Did somebody react negatively? Is everything okay?" You shook your head.
"No- I mean yeah but... I don't know, I just didn't think you'd accept it." He smiled softly and ran his knuckles across your cheek, the cool metal of a new ring he had on leaving a trail of goosebumps in it's wake. He gave you a gentle kiss to your forehead before flopping back into his seat and you laughed softly.
"You do know that now this means you're in a gay relationship, right?" He gave an absent shrug.
"Maybe I've been gay this whole time. You never know."
"WOW, Munson, real nice."
"I didn't mean it like that-" he quickly rushed his words out and you playfully threw a French fry at him.
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The next day, Eddie had prompted to skip school and take you with him. You were almost ecstatic and bursting at the seams with happiness. Eddie had offered to take you to Starcourt to get you new things like a binder and such, or the best rendition of one he could find. He was a determined man, and Eddie being Eddie, he was a flatterer. That morning he picked you up in that beat up old van and he drove you to his trailer, Wayne greeting you with a smile and immediately asking how "Eddie's boy" was doing. It filled your chest to the brim with happiness, and you'd be exploding if you knew that Eddie had spent two hours explaining the situation to his Uncle Wayne.
He let you wear some of his baggy clothes, his pants a bit big but a worn belt of his helped them stay fastened around your waist. He gave you a deep red and orange Megadeth shirt that had some rips and tears here and there, but it wasn't exposing. Finally was the brown flannel over top of everything. Since you had some converses already, he didn't need to give you any shoes. He helped you tuck your shirt into your pants, overly excited about the situation at hand and he was almost literally like a puppy dog.
"'S that comfy for you? Does it feel okay?" He glanced at you, his tongue wetting his bottom lip in concentration. You nodded and a happy smile spread across your face. He smiled back and stood to his full height, kissing your forehead. "So, haircut first? Food? Whatever you wanna do sweetheart."
He hugged you into his side and you smiled as you leaned into him. Today was going to be good, you could tell.
You had gotten a haircut, the style completely suiting to your face shape and Eddie took you to multiple stores to get some clothes. He had managed to find something to suffice as a chest binder for you and you immediately ran to the bathroom to put it on. When the two of you were done, you made your way to the Scoops Ahoy across the mall.
"What kind of ice cream do you want? Or do you wanna share a root beer split again?" You perked up and immediately agreed to the split, causing Eddie to smile as he turned to the one and only Steve Harrington.
"Welcome to Scoops Ahoy." Steve sounded so disinterested that it was almost funny.
"What's got your panties in a twist, Harrington?" Eddie was nonchalant and amused as he leaned against the counter.
"A girl ditched him last night on their date. Dingus was furious." Robin walked around the counter flinging water off of a freshly cleaned ice cream scoop.
"No shit." Eddie laughed and shook his head. "Harrington just can't seem to get a hang of this dating thing, can he? Mr. 'I had every girl in Hawkins after me.'"
"Yeah yeah save it Munson. What do you want?"
Eddie wrapped an arm around your shoulders and beamed. "The man's agreed to a root beer split."
Robin immediately picked up on it. "Coming right up, sirs."
She gave you a knowing smile and nodded, causing a wave of warmth to go through you. You couldn't believe the support you had with your friends.
This is kind of shit ngl and I'm so sorry about that. I'm working on more in the process and I apologize for being so slow with fics. I haven't been the best mentally
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xxgothwhorexx · 1 year
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Trailer Park Trash: Prologue
Pairing: Eddie Munson x Reader.
Reader: Trans Guy . Goth . Femboy . 18
Warnings: This takes place in my own version of Hawkins and ignores the canon timeline and events.
Summary: Reader has just moved to Hawkins, on the first day of school he meets Hellfire.
Authors Note: This is my first attempt at writing a fanfic series, the pacing and grammar aren't perfect but I hope to improve.
First Person Perspective
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I moved to Hawkins for a new life, I'd spent far too much of mine pretending to be someone else. I had grown sick of people I no longer knew calling me by a name that was never mine, so I packed my bags and left.
Why Hawkins? It's actually very simple. I'm repeating my final year of highschool, I don't have the time to work a full-time job and it's suspiciously cheap to buy a place in Hawkins.
I decided to buy a trailer, it'd be easy to maintain and the initial payment wouldn't leave me broke for a month.
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On the first day of school I walked in wearing my school-appropriate clothes. Based on the stares I was getting Hawkins hadn't seen many goths.
Morning classes went by sluggishly, I was met with snarky comments from my teachers in every class. The bell rang for lunch, I gathered my things and made my way to the cafeteria.
Walking through those doors was overwhelming, the room buzzed from all the chatter, a group of teens ran past almost knocking me over. My attention locked onto someone standing on a table. He's attractive, confident and making fun of social hierarchies.
"-BALLS INTO LAUNDRY BASKETS!!!" he shouts, after a brief confrontation with one of the jocks he sits down at the table, he's surrounded by an odd group all sporting the same logo on their shirt. Looking around the cafeteria it becomes clear that I won't be welcomed by most of my peers, I decide to try my luck with the hot guy and 'Hellfire'.
"Is this seat free?" I gesture to an empty chair.
"uh-" the group exchange glances then turn towards the guy sitting at the head of the table.
He smiles leaning forward, "You may sit" he makes a large sweeping motion with his arm.
I take a seat, without missing a beat the group resumes their earlier conversation. I want to join but decide to stay quiet, it seems like their friend had ditched them for the basketball team.
The guy stood up abruptly, "It seems luck is on your side little sheep, we have our replacement" all eyes turn to me.
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And that's how I was indoctrinated into a Satanic cult...
Not actually, turns out Hellfire is just a DnD club. I filled in for their basketball friend that night, luckily I knew enough about DnD to get through the session without a hitch.
After the defeat of Vecna we decided that celebratory pizza was in order. Dustin called shotgun before we set foot outside, the rest of us crammed into the back of Eddie's van.
"BUCKLE UP BUTTERCUP, IT'S GONNA BE A BUMPY RIDE!!" Eddie yells over the music booming through his stereo.
When we arrived at Surfer Boy Pizza everyone was in a tangled pile on the floor.
"GET OFF ME!" Mike squealed.
"OUCH!!" Jeff squeaked.
"WHOSE ASS IS IN MY FACE!!?" Gareth shrieked.
Eddie was cackling from the drivers seat.
"GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND HELP ME MUNSON!!!"
...
We all stuffed our faces with pizza, I held the record of three whole slices in my mouth at once.
The guys were both horrified and impressed by my talent, Eddie didn't say a damn thing but the look on his face said it all.
Mike attempted to beat my record only to start choking on the second slice, thank the devil Dustin knew the heimlich maneuver.
After everyone had eaten more than their fill of pizza Eddie dropped them all home, I was the last stop.
"Where do you live pretty boy?" Pretty boy?! Jesus fucking christ this man was gonna be the death of me, my palms were so fucking sweaty.
"The trailer park, just go straight then make a left turn" I start giving directions only to be cut short.
"You're my new neighbor!" His face practically lights up.
"Wha- You live in the trailer park too??" How had I not noticed him??
"Hell yeah! Trailer park trash man!" He raised his hand for a high five, when our hands meet he intertwines our fingers.
I feel the heat rising in my face, my ears and cheeks burning. We remain holding hands for the rest of the ride, I never want this to end.
"Looks like we're here pretty boy" He turned to me, a cheeky grin on his face.
"Yeah I guess we are" He squeezes my hand before letting go.
"See ya tomorrow then"
"See ya then" I hop out of the van and go inside.
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| Prologue | Part 1 | [updates in progress]
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Stressed was an understatement for Eddie Munson.
Him and (name) had been dating for a while but never shared a heat or rut together.
Since they spent a lot of time together their respective mating instincts have overlapped and he wanted to ask (name) if they wanted to be together during their heat/rut.
He was so deep in thought as he pulled up to the Harrington residence to hang with (name), he didn't even clue into his pre rut as he used the spare key (name) made Steve go get for Eddie.
The two alphas didn't get along much at first, mainly because big brother Steve rightfully being protective of his slightly younger brother but Steve warmed up to Eddie after seeing him interact with both (name) and the pups.
"Oh eddie, (name)s in his room" Steve said as he put on his family video uniform before heading off, mumbling something about being late, leaving Eddie to wander upstairs to see his sweet boyfriend.
(Name) was snuggled on his bed, Eddie often compared him to a cat with how much he liked napping in the warm sunlight "hey baby" Eddie said softly as he crouched before the bed to see (name) peak from the pillows "'ddie?" He mumbled sitting up and stretching before wrapping his arms around Eddie's neck and snuggling it "you smell nice..." (Name) mumbled as Eddie shrugged off his leather jacket and let (name) slowly pull him into bed to cuddle "yeah?"
"Mmm real good" he mumbled and that's when Eddie smelt (name)s scent and finally felt the burn in his chest.
They were both in pre "baby I have a serious question" Eddie asked pulling (name) to look at him and the slightly confused expression made his heart melt.
"Yeah?" (Name) asked so softly that Eddie had had to stop himself from taking him right there "were both about to go into heat and rut, do you want to share it together?"
"I was gonna ask you that today" (name said happily and made little chirps and Eddie looked floored "are you sure? I know how uncomfortable you are with your dysphoria.. "
"I-I am ok because I know my alpha will take care of me"
"I don't wanna hurt you..."
"You won't! We omegas are more resilient than we look!"
Eddie just smiled before pulling him into a soft kiss.
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statticscribbles · 2 years
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Marriage (Fluff)
Summary: Eddie Munson/Reader; (trying to keep it 100% gender neutral) after your wedding you and Eddie take a moment for both of you
                    Smut (dress)                        Smut (suit)
“So what’s the one condition you want before getting married?” Eddie smirks and you roll your eyes.
“After we get married.”
“You going to take me for all I’m worth once I make it big then sweetheart?” He laughs when you nod.
“Mhm; gonna steal all your fans and go on tour with you, become more popular. But seriously; after the wedding..”
“You want to cut the cake?”
“We do that together..” You don’t know why you’re so nervous; you’re sure Eddie will agree no matter what.
“I want to take like thirty minutes; it can be less, but just us, before we go to the party..”
“So you want to spend time together once we’re married..” Eddie jerks himself back and you laugh already know he’s going to be overdramatic.
“Y/N! How could you??? The mere thought of spending time with me after we’re married; spending time with your husband; you monster!”
You smile back at him and rest your forehead against his.
“So what are you thinking right now?” You watch his eyebrows furrow.
“We’re married.” He smiles as he says it and you nod waiting for him to expand.
“Seriously Eddie; what are you thinking?”
“I’m going to have to wait for another four hours until we get to spend the rest of our lives together.”
“We already are doing that Eddie.”
“Mhm; but without all these people congratulating us; we can just go back to our house, and spend the night however we want.”
“Eddie.. Guess what.”
“What?” He tilts his head as you lean forward and kiss him.
“What Y/N?” He smiles when you kiss him again.
“I just kissed my husband.”
“Oh really; twice actually; you should do it some more; just to make sure.”
“Eddie we’re already married we can’t get unmarried right after the ceremony.”
“Or ever.” He kisses you laughing and then pulls you onto his lap.
“It’s good to see you like this Y/N..”
“On your lap?”
“Well yes; but also happy.”
“Well I’m married to you; why wouldn’t I be happy?” Eddie blushes and you grin at him; leaning in for another kiss.
“Well should we go rub it in everyone’s faces we’re married and super happy.”
“You just wanna rub it in Harrington's face.”
“Well yes; but also everyone who didn’t think we’d make it.” He shrugs a little and you grab his hand.
“Well let's go rub it in everyone’s faces; especially Harrington’s.”
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hi everyone
im gonna b writing smut n fluff for male stranger things characters
only male or gender neutral reader ! i also write for trans male readers
i will write for eddie munson, steve harrington, and billy hargrove
so pls send requests!!!
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venuscrashed · 24 days
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Eddie Munson x Reader
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Warnings: None
Disclaimer: no pronouns used, not proofread, ooc?
word count: 1k
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Eddie Munson. The Freak. The Guitarist. The DnD DM. Your admirer. Eddie Munson, who would always watch you from affair, studying you more than he studied for his tests. Eddie Munson, the one who would look for your face at every performance, despite knowing you would never show up. The same guy who got held back multiple times in high school. The same guy who was standing in the gym watching you, waiting for your practice to be over.
He stood there as he watched you dribble the basketball. Watch as you glide across the court against your own teammates for the drill. He couldn’t help but admire how serious you were about your sport, about your future, something he could learn from you.
His palms were sweaty, heart going a mile a minute. He stood there in a stiff manner while his mind thought of everything that had happened. It was a simple bet, stupid, but simple. All he had to do was pass his last test, a test he took so many times that he should have known all the answers by now. But, of course, he had to lose to Robin. Now that Robin had won, she dared him to finally confess. This happened a while ago but now that you're eighteen it’s fine. Right?
Before Eddie could back it the coach had already blown his whistle. Your teammates high fived each other and broke off into groups. You and your two friends stood around while the rest of the team went off to take showers in the locker room. He watched as they laughed and looked back and forth between the two of you. He almost left right there and then if it weren't for you walking over to him.
His body stiffened, taking two steps back but was stopped once you caught up to him. “Hey Eddie. You need something?” He froze right then and there. He yelled at himself for acting like some lovesick, teenage girl.
“Yeah. I was wondering if I could talk to you.” He watched as you nodded for him to go on. He was going to kill Robin after this. “So, um, happy birthday. You’re finally an adult. Congrats!”
You watched as he did that stupid little smile and stupid jazz hands. You looked down at your shoes with a small smile. Chuckling at his antics before looking up,” Thanks. I’m surprised I haven’t gotten kicked out yet.”
Eddie let out a loud laugh, louder than what he intended. He quickly stopped and squinted his eyes with an internal cringe. God, what you do to him. “Yeah, me too.” His eyes widened after he let out a gasp. “Not like that! I meant I’m surprised I haven’t gotten kicked out. You’re fine! I mean-”
With your hand over his mouth you started laughing. He visibly relaxed and listened to that sound he loves so much. That laugh that got him hooked since day one back when you two met at a basketball game.
It was your first basketball game with their highschool team. He got dragged along by his friends after he told them what his uncle said. Having to go and talk to other kids his age. Eddie dreaded being there but soon found it delightful after he saw you.
You were on the court, it was the first half. The coach put you in the starting line up, dubbing you their star player after watching you in middle school. Your back was to his face while you tried to get the ball. 
His eyes fixated on you, a slight interest growing. It only grew bigger once you had turned around. Gareth had heard him gasp. He looked towards where Eddie was looking, letting his mouth hang wide after he saw your face. 
“Damn,” Gareth had said with a smile. Eddie quickly turned around and hit his friend in the arm.
“Hey man! Dibs!” Eddie yelled, which prompted Gareth to turn to him and start yelling as well.
“You can’t call dibs!”
“Yes, I can!” Eddie screamed, causing students to turn and look at him. “I looked first!”
They argued back and forth. Complaining about the rules of bro code. They caused the majority of the crowd's attention to go towards them.They would have kept going if it wasn’t for a loud whistle that caught their ears.
They both turned in sync. Both of them freezing when they realized it was you that whistled at them. 
“Hey boys! You gonna fight or watch me play?” Your teammates on the court had surrounded you, laughing and playfully teasing. They both watched in a trance. Eddie only grew more fixated when he heard you laughing along with your team.
“They’re so mine…”
Your fingers snapped in front of his face, drawing him back to you. “Hey! What were you going to say?”
With newfound confidence he straightened his back and looked you in the eye. “(Y/N) (L/N), would you like to go on a date with me?” He bowed dramatically like a prince, praying that you would say yes.
There was a long pause before he heard you laugh again. He looked up and saw your blushing face. He finally grew a smile when you rapidly nodded your head.
“Yes, Eds. I will go on a date with you.”
He practically jumped up. Grabbing your hand and leaving a kiss on it with a smile. “Great! I’ll pick you up at eight.”
The both of you smiled towards each other, savoring the moment. Which was quickly interrupted with your teammates oohing and clapping in the background. The both of you looked back at them. Some of your teammates teased you saying “get a room lovebirds” or “they’re married”. Others say “finally” and “it's about time”.
You bashfully smiled, turning back around towards Eddie. Your hands came up to cup his cheeks. He stared at you as you pulled him in and left a lingering kiss on his lips. His smile only grew bigger as he looked away with embarrassment.
Yeah the bet was worth it.
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Thinking about Eddie watching his trans-masc boyfriend Steve getting his groove back after top surgery.
He wakes up from a loud thumping in the garage, sees an already brewed cup of coffee waiting for him on the kitchen counter, along with some bacon.
He goes to track Steve, ears picking up at a certain playlist he’s got goin
A certain playlist that’s only ever blaring when they’re in the mood or feeling joyous about something.
He smiles behind the coffee mug, in his perspective he can see Steve topless, bench pressing, sweat rolling down his proud and healed scars. Nike Air Maxs and those same tight gym shorts he’s had since high school that Eddie could never get enough of.
He leans against the doorframe watching just a little while longer, watching him jump rope and thrust his thick hips to Simply Irresistible by Robert Palmer; his favorite song since 88’
“He certainly is” Eddie mutters to himself already getting a boner
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reallyromealone · 1 year
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Hi! First of all CONGRATULATIONS ON THE 3K DUDE!!! THIS IS A BIG ACHIEVEMENT :)
I also so the event and I wanted to request so for prompt (22)"You need to wake up because I can't do this without you." with alpha Eddie muson x omega ftm reader where reader could be in a coma after giving birth to twins. If you don't feel comfortable doing it then its cool :)
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Okok
Let's do this
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It was a traumatic birth, (name) had a hemorrhage during the birthing process and having to get rushed out for surgery and blood transfusions.
Eddie held his pups close as he waited for (name) to get out of surgery "shhh guys, he will be out soon" eddie said softly to the whining pups, the nurse having just come and helped him feed them.
Since the pups didn't get immediate skin contact with their dam, Eddie sat shirtless with them laying on his chest and hummed his favorite songs to his babes.
When Eddie had to give his pups to the nurse to be monitored overnight, Eddie wanted to cry and the nurses made a compromise.
When (name) was safe to go back into a room, they would bring the pups in their cradles for Eddie.
It was only an hour but Eddie felt like he was dying.
His heart shattered as he saw his mate unconscious on a bed, having lost a fair amount of blood.
The nurses and doctors said he would be up within 24 hours but Eddie was losing his mind.
This was his sweetheart, his starlight.
His mate.
The pups slept peacefully as Eddie gently grabbed (name)s hand and pressed a kiss "please... I need you to wake up because I can't do this without you" and that's when Eddie broke, a sob ripping out from him as he clung to his mate.
When Eddie calmed down a bit, he covered his mates chest a bit "sorry darling you can't wear a binder for a bit... Don't worry though we will have you back up and running soon"
He just wanted (name) to wake up and see his family.
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sweet-demiboi · 1 year
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Trans!Eddie Munson x Male!Reader
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Warnings: smut, but like eating Eddie out/giving him a blowjob, also fingering him, and him having a praise-kink, you get horny from pleasuring him (is better than it sounds here, I PROMISE) and you have a dick (amab), steamy make-out sessions, kinda sexy times in public, Billy being your supportive bestie, can be read by poc ig, asexuals (basically all people on the ace spectrum) - idk if you're comfortable with eating out somebody else, but if you are, you can read this (also: Eddie is M!Reader's boyfriend already, maybe that makes you more comfortable), m!reader is kinda dominant (but not really top/bottom, I mean he just gives a blowjob)
Summary: You take Eddie out on a date at Hawkin's public pool at night. It quickly becomes quite steamy.
Also: Fem!Readers - I'm not afraid to block you. Just don't interact with this/read it, it makes me incredibly uncomfortable.
"If my boss finds out about this I'm gonna kill you", Billy says when he hands you his keys to the public pool of Hawkins.
"Yeah, yeah, got it", you snatch them from him and smile sheepishly "Thank you for doing all of this, Bills. It really means a lot to me!"
He sighs "No problem. Just make sure you fuck that guy right, eh", he smirks when you shove him.
"No, seriously, thanks." He only nods while lighting a cigarette, non-verbally asking if you'd also like one.
You decline and get out of the camaro, walking up to your house because Billy had been kind enough to drive you there.
"Good luck, (Y/L/N)", he shouts after you before driving away with screetching tires.
You wave and then get inside - you have two hours for preparing yourself and the location for a date with your gorgeous boyfriend.
You decided to shower first, because hygiene. You put on some cologne and a shirt of 'Iron Maiden' which you might have lent from Eddie without him knowing. You are sure that he will love it on you though, like anytime you wear his clothes.
You snatch three bottles of beer from the fridge and get out of the house again, this time walking up to your own car.
You get in and the first thing you hear when you start the engine is metal. It must be one of Eddie's cassettes he left in here. You don't mind the music and drive to the pool unbothered.
You let yourself in through the entry for 'Employees only!' and put the beer in the fridge that stands in a lazily decorated room for staff.
You also get out the towels you brought and place them near the pool. Happy with the outcome you get back to the car to pick up Eddie from the trailerpark.
When you arrive there your metalhead is already waiting outside, waving at you eagerly. He wastes no time in climbing in your car and kissing you on the cheek as a greeting.
"Hello there", you chuckle "Hi", Eddie's eyes are beaming with joy, making your heart flutter.
"So, where are you taking me?", his curious nature is taking over, making you smile teasingly "Wouldn't be much of a surprise anymore if I told you"
"Buuut otherwise you are technically kidnapping me right now if you don't tell me where we're going"
"Honestly, I don't think you would be opposed to that idea"
"Nah, I wouldn't", Eddie agrees, then he starts commenting on your music: "Listening to pretty cool stuff, pretty boy"
"Mhm, your taste starts growing on me" You continue talking about music and Eddie rants a little about the fun-facts he knows of some bands and D&D as well.
You love listening to him speaking about the things he loves, so you don't bother interrupting him.
You are at the pool when Eddie's stories about magic come to an end and suddenly he looks at you excited.
"What are we doing here?", he asks with a grin spreading over his face.
"Billy gave me the keys. I figured you might like the privacy" You know that Eddie loves swimming but doesn't like all the people whispering about him, his tattoos and top-surgery scars (of which they don't know what caused them).
He leans over and kisses you on the lips this time. His own are soft and you can smell weed, cologne and the fresh tomatos Wayne grows in the small backyard on him. Eddie pulls you closer by the shoulder and you let it happen, let yourself sink into him.
"Been waiting for this", you smile against his lips "Actually, no, sorry, that sounds like I only want to do sexual things with you, which I want, but it's not the main reason of this date. Or our relationship, because I really love your personality and everything and kissing and stuff is just a bonus." Your cheeks go a little red at the rant, but Eddie just smiles.
"I love you too. It's cute when you do that", he kisses the tip of your nose and gets out of the car. You follow after him, a smile on your face.
"Also, that's my shirt!", he exclaims, you don't argue "You left it at mine and I... didn't bother bringing it back to you"
Eddie scoffs playfully at that "How naughty of you" You continue your banter while stripping down, already next to the pool, to your boxers then there is a moment of silence only filled by a grin sneaking on Eddie's face.
When you realise what he's about to do, you are already falling in the water, your boyfriend right behind you. Eddie's laugh is loud when you both are up again, you smack him lightly.
"Jerk" - "Aw, you're so right"
You're diving, make swimming races, battle each other in splashing-competitions and jump in the water from the poolside (Billy would be furious).
When you're both absolutely powered out you get the beer. Sitting next to each other and letting your legs hang in the water is really nice. You lean your head on Eddie's shoulder and basically feel him smile at you.
You take a gulp from your beer "How has your day been so far?"
"Far better since you are here", you smile at that "Dysphoria?" Eddie shruggs "A little" - "Why?"
"No particular reason", he replies "Just...", a sigh follows "My bottom.. like parts- I don't feel so great about them all the time, honestly."
You take his hand in yours in a hope to be comforting "Would you like some convincing of your body being awesome and masc and wonderful?", you ask, Eddie turns his head to you "Hell yeah, what do you have in mind?"
You only smirk at him mieschivously and kiss his lips. You know that he loves making out with you, so you go all out: Caressing his cheeks, touching his back and twisting his nipples. He groans at that.
Your smirk only deepens and you jump back in the water, now you are between his legs. Your feet find a hold on a little ledge under water, so your head is before his crotch.
At first you place your hands on either side of his legs and continue teasing his nipples while pressing yourself upwards with your arms.
Eddie's quiet moans are your reward, plus you love the feeling of his hands in your hair, pulling you towards him even closer.
You scatter his stomach with hickeys and kisses, while you look in his chocolate eyes gleaming from pleasure.
You are at his boxershorts now, two fingers already slipped under the material, still you ask for his permission: "Would you like to take these off so I can continue?"
Eddie nods frantically, making you chuckle. You have never seen him discard his underwear this fast before.
"Aw, are you a little desperate, baby?"
"Y-yes"
"Such a good boy for me, really", you smile, kissing his inner thighs. Eddie whines, edging you on.
"I know baby, you want it bad - just a little more patience and you'll get everything you want."
"Okay", he breathes out, visibly trying to keep his cool.
Your hands travel the sides of his body, graze over his tattoos and finally hold on to his middle "Jesus, I love your slutty little waist so much"
You start massaging his skin, lifting yourself out of the water a little to pepper kisses over his sides, adding a few little red marks.
Eddie is a mess at that point. Whining and moaning lowly the entire time, and you enjoy every sound that comes out of his mouth.
"Baby, you're being so good for me", you praise him "Such a good boy" You know he's actually a slut for being called this and being praised.
One of your hands sneaks down to his crotch and starts playing with his cute little dick, which is already slick with his arousal. Eddie's moanes become high-pitched at that and he looks at you with even more want in his eyes.
"Tell me what you want", you request "You earned it"
"Your tongue, please", his hands are shaking "Between my legs"
"Do you want me to eat you out or suck your dick?"
"B-both, maybe?"
"Both it is", you smile at him and then go down on his body again. You push your face between his legs and start expertantly licking his wet boypussy.
You already know the parts he likes to be taken care of the most, so you start there. For example the little head of his dick. You lick it, take it between your lips and let your fingers graze it, Eddie's a moaning mess either way.
"This feels so good", he whispers out "More, please"
You know what he meant by that, so you push two fingers inside him, which has him moaning so loud, he has to slap a hand over his mouth to not disturb anybody living near the pool.
Your middle- and ring-finger glide in and out of him with ease, hitting his special spot with every thrust. You can feel the little hard spot inside him when moving past his soft, wet walls.
Eddie's breathing now is completely out of control, letting you know that he's about to come. You do what he likes most: Pull your fingers out of him and finish him off with only your tongue inside him.
Your arms grip his thigs while you taste him on your tongue. It's more addictive than smoking to you, so you savor every drop of him, even your chin becomes wet from it.
"I-I'm gonna come!", Eddie almost screams out, not able to hold himself back. As if I didn't know, you think to yourself with a smirk. But your boy likes to let you know about everything concerning his orgasm as you might not let him experience it. You only do that rarely though.
He comes on your tongue with a very guttural moan, making your own dick jump a little. You love it when Eddie is being vocal.
He eventually comes down from his high, but stays lying on his back, trying to catch his breath. You sit down next to him, licking your lips smilingly.
"Did you enjoy it that much, pretty boy?", you ask, pleased with yourself.
"Fuck, yes, I did.", Eddie turns his head in your direction "You're always so good"
You lean down to kiss him again, knowing that he quite enjoys tasting himself on your tongue as well. You were not wrong as Eddie pulls you in, still very much aroused.
He is french-kissing you at a pool at night in a very much homophobic town. The world is perfect in that moment when only the stars are watching and the moon spends light. And you are holding the most precious boy on earth in your arms.
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over--and-out · 2 years
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Random Eddie Munson Headcanons
Part II
I've said some of these before- I know. Also please keep in mind that these are my own personal headcanons! You don't have to agree with all of them
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Warnings: mentions of sex, swearing, bullying, season 4 spoilers, yes I mean ALL of season 4, mentions of self harm/ suicide
I saw somebody saying he's probably screwed all of the cheerleaders and that's why he's so nice to them? I see your headcanon and raise you: he's polite to the cheerleaders because a. He's a gentleman. B. Bet you five bucks they've stopped the football team from beating his ass at least once
He failed senior year his first time because of his mother's passing. The second year he failed was because of his father's murder trial. His mindset was quickly deteriorating and the only thing that kept him sane was the fact that Wayne fought so hard to keep Eddie.
Oh my God, Wayne.
His literal best friend ever.
Eddie was already into rock and metal and Wayne only nurtured that. Helped Eddie save up for his first guitar.
Eddie was the lead guitarist and vocalist for Corroded Coffin
Hates Mike with a passion but would never say anything about it to anybody. He doesn't wanna hurt the kids feelings.
I can't explain that one but I just have the strong feeling that he does.
Dude is a drama kid. Straight up.
That's where Hellfire is held every week, drama room
Man strives to piss everyone off. Everyone. There are no exceptions.
None.
Will legitimately zone out in the middle of ranting
Contrary to the "Eddie would let you sit on his lap at Hellfire"
NO HE WOULD NOT
Would be pissed if you did so
That is his TIME
He's way too animated for that. Man is standing up, doing little dances, acting out character actions. He is in the zone and he is in the moment. I'm telling you, if you sat on his lap while he was DMing he would not be happy.
MAYBE he would hold your waist when he asked you a question during d&d
That's it
There's little to no intimacy during Hellfire. He is all business
I'm not even kidding
Although he is a very gracious DM. Strict to certain things but he's very lenient on others. It depends.
VERY animated and imaginative. Man quotes Lord of The Rings, I don't expect any different
Speaking of LOTR, definitely only has those books because he stole them from the library
Maybe his mom really liked them so he reads them to keep a piece of her?
Bullying is a love language of his. You scared of a bug? He will chase you with one. He will tease you and make fun of you and piss you off, man doesn't realize when boundaries are being pushed too far
Half his humor consists of middle school kid jokes
Do not tell him a 'your mom' joke
Has no concept of personal space
Unless it's HIS personal space
Gets pissed off relatively easily but calms down just as easily
Will eat canned food right out of the can if he doesn't feel like cooking it
Literally only eats quick foods unless Wayne makes something
He very rarely decides he wants to cook
Cusses more than he should but also substitutes bad words so much it's funny
Sarcastic as hell
He's so chaotic I swear
Relationship/ NSFW Headcanons
Slaps your ass every chance he gets. Every chance. I'm not kidding, you're doing dishes? Smack. Standing up? Smack. Legit just standing? Smack.
Not even in a sexual way, he just knows it pisses you off so he does it
If you need something or you go to ask him for something, he automatically assumes you're asking for a kiss and gives you one that's small and quick
If you compliment him he will either deny it flat out or be a smiling mess there is no in between
Speaking of no in between, man's sex drive is either nonexistent or that's all he thinks about
If he's horny he will bother you until you give him attention
Easily made horny. I'm telling you, don't fall for it.
Per the hanky code, he's a heavy sadist top
There's no way this man is straight
Come on
"Big boy"
Are you kidding me?
Flirts wayyyyyyyyyy more than reasonable
Will flirt with other people to make you jealous
That being said he's easy to make jealous
Very protective of his lover
"Babe" and "Sweetheart" are his pet names for you
If you say his name he thinks he's in trouble
If you call him Edward? Silent anxiety. Will immediately ask you what he did wrong
Wayne snaps pictures of both of you whenever he can
Eddie is most likely demi
So by the time you're dating, you're best friends in and out
He's done some EMBARASSING things
Like
Not even kidding
You've seen him when he's been vomiting his guts out
You've seen him dealing with the after effects of an overdose
He's had some really bad episodes and you've been there through every one despite his mood swings and him telling you to fucking leave
Gets angry when he's trying to protect you
Full blown pissed
Starts yelling and screaming at you if you put yourself in danger
With as much as he flirts to piss you off, man doesn't have a disloyal bone in his body
Cheating? Might as well not even be in his dictionary
Will cheat on a test tho
Hears that you cheated on him? Won't believe it until he sees it
Defends you with every breath he has
Will run the fuck away from bullies but if something happens to you he will start some shit
I mean the most petty shit
He'll prank people, humiliate then in the hallways, even beat the shit out of somebody if he feels like it
Might be more later but please accept this while I'm working on requests. I'm sorry it's taking me so long, I've been looking for jobs and working on and off and I'm just constantly tired. I'll get your fics out as soon as possible, I promise.
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xxgothwhorexx · 1 year
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I have no idea if these creators are on tumblr but I adore their work and want more people to see it.
I need updates desperately and want them to know that people love their stuff :)
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