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kickingthepirate · 7 months

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And last but not least, some old sparbossa memes I made dfgghdh

#sparbossa #potc #pirates of the caribbean #jack sparrow #hector barbossa #my memes #my potc memes #potc 1 #potc 3 #cotbp #awe #curse of the black pearl #at world's end #potc cotbp #potc awe #my edits #my potc meme #divorced captains

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weirdgirlnicorobin · 22 days

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i'm post time skip

#shanks is actually NOT normal about it btw he's just insane in a completely different way #shanks thinks they're going through a 'rough patch' when they've actually been divorced for 2 decades #anyway fuck judge all my homies hate judge #monkey d luffy #monkey d. luffy #portgas d ace #red hair shanks #shanks #buggy the clown #i refuse to call him captain. shut up #black leg sanji #usopp #soul king brook #trafalgar law #donquixote doflamingo #vinsmoke reiju #vinsmoke judge #and the other ones

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soliloquent-stark · 8 months

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'did you know?' & 'whatever it takes.'

robert downey jr and chris evans in captain america: civil war (2016) and avengers: endgame (2019)

marvel parallels 1/?

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dragonkeeper19600 · 10 months

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Seriously, Olimar is crazy about his wife.

#pikmin #Pikmin 4 #captain Olimar #olimar’s wife #people are like ‘he should divorce her’#he clearly has zero interest in doing that

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opal-owl-flight · 5 days

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I think its hilarious that three of those ask responses can be put together for the ultimate divorce photo RIGHT AFTER I MADE THE OTHER PIC

#splatoon #splatoon fanart #agent 3 #captain 3 #agent 8 #agent 4 #agent 96 #opal owl’s nest #ITS NOT A DEFINITE DIVORCE OKAY THEY JUST GOIN THROUGH SHIT

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puntastic-artist · 1 month

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HI HERE'S SOME MORE TNMN DOODLES, sorry (not sorry) a majority of them are of Gabriel (this is where the among us doodle came from lmao)

ALso I am forever cursed to make pirate AUs for each fandom I enter so have that

I only did 3 neighbors per floor

Gabriel really wants the tired guy to kiss him

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qhideduo · 1 year

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But in the end I won't escape from the sight of you

Half of me is half of you now

I'll have to cut myself in two

#helidtiys #hermitcraft #hermitblr #hermitcraft fanart #convex #goodtimeswithscar #cubfan135 #gtwscar #cubfan #gtws #captain angry eyes #vio.arts #anyways. area 77. also known as the convex divorce arc

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gearoxbutabox · 8 months

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How many times has this joke been done

#art #digital art #fanart #fan art #omori #omori fanart #omori space bf #omori space ex bf #omori spaceboy #omori captain spaceboy #omori capt spaceboy #omori sweetheart #omori space ex boyfriend #how many aliases does one man need good god #omori space ex husband #omori game #divorce selfie

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noodelak · 1 year

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some cuttletavio for your consideration

#cuttletavio #captain cuttlefish #craig cuttlefish #dj octavio #Splatoon 3 #your honor theyve been divorced and remarried

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ghostlywhiskey · 7 months

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okay them but make it price x reader <333

i love my slow burns and i love my price au's leave me ALONE

#john price #captain john price #he is absolutely confused by you #make it a ~15 year age gap #ur in ur 20s and price has kids and u become their nanny #id say widow dad but thats not as exciting maybe divorced dad but he got full custody #crazy ex wife !#i can see it clearly

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d0youc0py · 11 months

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Omg hi!! Could you do make a pt 2 of fights and fast cars?... Maybe the reader divorcing John Price and well... not forgiving him for what he's done?

If you asked anyone what Captain John Price was most proud of in his whole life, they knew without a doubt his answer would have something to do with you. He took such pride in you and his relationship with you. He lived off of the way you looked at him. The way he was able to keep that lovestruck glint in your eye no matter how long the two of you had been together. He reveled in the feelings he got when someone asked him how he was able to keep someone like you so infatuated with him. He couldn’t help but puff his chest when someone came to him for relationship advice, because there was one thing no one could ever deny:

John Price was a fantastic Husband.

He was a fantastic husband.

That night changed everything. He took the easy way out. Leaving an ‘I’m sorry’ note on the fridge before he left for three months. The first week he was away he had the chance to call you. Pour his heart out, beg you for forgiveness. Remind you how much he loves you. How he would kill and be killed for you in a heartbeat. Yet he just stood there. Staring at the small burner phone in his shaking palm.

He hated himself enough for the both of you.

Everyone quickly noticed the shift. The always present loveglow he had was completely gone. He was a ghostly color- besides the red the that never left his eyes. He was completely dead. Only speaking to bark something out. They didn’t know the pain he was in. His heart constantly constricting in his chest. He wasn’t able to sleep because all he could think about was the sobs that left your body that night. He could hear them all the way from the living room. The look of complete and utter heartbreak as you watch the love of your life beat you down with words. He had shattered your world completely. He knew the comfort you found in him. He was a natural protector and he scared you more than anyone ever had. It was the most torturous experience of his life. Yet all he did was sit there and let silent tears roll down his face.

He hated himself enough for the both of you.

That still doesn’t mean he was prepared for the sealed envelope on his desk. He shook his head choosing not to believe it even as his eyes skimmed over the words: Petition for Divorce. He calmly got up and locked his office door- spending the rest of the day getting drunk and sobbing in the dark room.

He ended up throwing the papers away.

Another envelope arrived on his desk exactly five days later. The same contents inside.

He threw those away too.

He thought maybe if he ignored it it would go away. You were upset at him- rightfully so- and this was your way of getting back at him. Threatening to take away the most important thing in his life, you. It was five days later when a man appeared standing outside his office.

“John Price?”

“No.” He responded quickly.

“You’re not John Price?” The man’s brows furrowed.

“I don’t want whatever it is you have.” John growled, unlocking the door to his office. The man followed him inside not waiting for an invitation. The room smelled heavily of tobacco. Cigarettes and cigars had been put out all over the room and dodging empty bottles was a workout in its own. The man looked around the room like he was collecting evidence against John. Maybe he was.

“You’ve made that clear.” The man sighed. “I’m Henry Sullivan of Sullivan and sons”-

“Are you a Sullivan or a son?” John sneered, leaning back in his desk chair. Henry offered him a curt smile.

“I know this is a rough time for you.” Henry empathized taking another slow look around the room. “This is what your wife wants though.”

John’s face curled, he jaw clenched tightly. The tears seemed to be never ending as his eyes welled up again.

“No she doesn’t.” John responded. “She’s punishing me- which I deserve. But she doesn’t want this.” He spat.

“John.” Henry sighed. He took it upon himself to clean off a seat and sit across from John. “Your wife describe to me what happened that night. I think she’s being very generous in her asking for alimony given how things ended. If you don’t take this deal then we’ll have to take another course of action that’ll cost you much, much more.”

“She can have it.” John sighed. “I’m not signing the papers.”

Henry sighed and nodded his head.

“You’re just going to hurt her more John.” Henry groaned, standing up. John shooks his head, continuing his streak of denial. “You still have seventy days to sign those papers before she is automatically granted a divorce.”

John’s head snapped up.

“How can she get a divorce if I don’t sign it?”

“You can’t force someone to be with you John.” Henry closed the door behind him.

You can’t force someone to be with you.

Those words rang over and over in his mind. A dark cloud of shame fell over John for what seemed like the millionth time in the past three weeks. A pained groan left his lips. His head was throbbing, his eyes burned and he had forgotten how it felt to not have a wince worthy ache in his chest.

He meant it when he said you could have everything. All he needed was a hundred a week to spur his addictions. You could have all the money in the account- and any money that would be deposited in the future. He could live in his office.

Maybe he could get your wedding album. He doubted that you would want it anyways. It would just be a reminder of how he let you down.

There was a knock at the door. Groaning he stood up, his feet kicking bottles across the room as he walked.

“For you Captain.” A mail girl held up a neatly sealed envelope for him. He didn’t bother any pleasantries and shut the door.

“It never fucking ends.” He grumbled. Yet he didn’t want it to end. That would mean you were gone. No return address. He ripped it open.

When did you give up so easily?

Your handwriting. He sunk to the ground, catching himself enough to stumble to the couch.

I really mean that little to you?

You meant everything to him.

Please sign the papers so we can both move on.

He would never be able to move on.

He placed the paper gently on the desk grabbing a pen and paper of his own.

Three hours and twenty seven pages later- he was finished. He had poured everything out. Tears stained the paper- showing his sincerity. Spelling mistakes and messy handwriting a sign of his urgency. You had been right. He’d been treating you like you were the one who was in the wrong.

He sealed the papers, brushing past people as he made his way down to the mail room.

He didn’t know if this would fix anything.

He couldn’t bear the thought of you thinking you meant so little to him.

Even if you divorced him and this letter didn’t change anything. He would spend the rest of what little life he had making sure you knew how much you meant to him.

Part One: Here

#d0youc0py #doyoucopy #cod #cod men #cod mw2 #cod mwf2 #cod x reader #sfw #angst #captain price x reader #captain john price #John price #captain John price cod #captain price x y/n #price x reader #female reader #divorce

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kokokulto · 2 years

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alright cuttletavio nation, you got me on your radar +live squid sisters reaction (they realized where their lashes came from)

#cuttletavio #captain cuttlefish #dj octavio #callie cuttlefish #marie cuttlefish #callie splatoon #marie splatoon #splatoon #splatoon 3 #traditional art #colored pencil #these two old men were divorced and they made it everyones problem #in my understanding splatoon 2 was a custody battle for the grand kids (they are almost 20)#idk why the preview quality is bad click on it to make it not look bad

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galatoma · 8 months

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Seeing the tags in the iskall tubbo post are incredible, i think anyone who just learned about iskall proclaiming himself as tubbo's dad would go ham if you learned that captain sparklez is also often considered his other father and that's why people like to hc tubbo as a dragon hybrid.

I feel like you guys would go ham with dragon tubbo on the qsmp with how the eggs treat hin like he's one of them

#qsmp #tubbo #idk if im misremembering but are iskall and captain minceraft divorced i feel like ive always seen people talk about them #like theyre bitter exes #i wish i could find the clips of captainsparklez going along with the dad bit though im forgetting where its from

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andsomemaniacgotridofthewheel · 9 months

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This isn't a break-up, dear heart, it's a season finale!

("Battle Cries" by The Amazing Devil)