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The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.
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I’m going to scream. Pushback on the narrative that climate breakdown can be averted by individual decisions centres around the fact that NORMAL PEOPLE do not contribute to a significant amount of carbon emissions cos the average NORMAL PERSON emits 7 tons of CO2 a year. Not Taylor fucking Swift who has emitted over 8000 tons of emissions this year SO FAR. Her CO2 emissions from private jet use alone are equivalent to that of TWO THOUSAND normal people. We absolutely should be blaming individuals if those particular individuals are emitting two thousand people’s worth of emissions.
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the most "fucking, fair enough i guess" response ive ever gotten to something i said was in the ER
me: hi, i need a rabies shot
triage nurse: oh? why's that?
me: i got bitten by a bat
triage nurse: what were you doing that you got bitten by a bat at 3 in the morning?
me: removing a bat from my bedroom
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I really think people have forgotten just how bad things were under the Trump Administration. Literally every day there was news about some service being cut or someone terrible appointed somewhere they shouldn't be or what have you. He constantly flirted with WW3 and military dictatorship. It was such a blur of badness that there aren't big standouts for people to point to to make him "the XYZ president." it was everything. all the time. Why do we not remember this.
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So there’s a story I just read for my Duolingo lesson where this kid Junior assumes that his dad is a lion tamer because he found leather pants and a whip in his dad’s closet.
Duolingo, why?
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When the rabbit calls you cringe.
god i wish i could come up with something funny for this image but my brain has gone diagonal and has not been able to properly utilize the comedy potential that is right in front of me
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Seeing how blatantly Palworld ripped off Pokémon’s designs honestly makes me ill. No joke, looking at their shitty knockoff designs actually gives me a sour feeling in my stomach. It’s just such a gross thing to do.
#Pokémon#Palworld#the blatancy is far beyond the point where it’s funny#and has firmly established itself in the range of morally reprehensible#is there an asylum equivalent for video games?#well there is now
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Somehow, the design of Palworld’s overtly sexual Salazzle knockoff is less sexy than the real Salazzle.
#pokemon#Palworld#Salazzle#lovander#I’m not even the type of person who finds Pokémon attractive#but even I can see that salazzle’s design is infinitely more appealing#ripping off Pokémon#scaly bait#man they’re trying every manipulative tactic they can think of to get you to buy this thing
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By me. I’m the one calling Frog Babygirl.
Frog from Everhood gets called Babygirl!
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@leonmercury
Monster Hunter and Dark Souls are wildly different in terms of tone, gameplay, and, most importantly to this discussion, creature design. You would never mistake a monster from Monster Hunter for a monster from Dark Souls.
The creatures in Palworld, on the other hand, look like bootleg Pokemon, and I defy you to pretend otherwise.
Ripping off isn't an exact science. Just because something is different enough to keep someone out of legal trouble doesn't make it not a ripoff. Ratatoing's art style and plot is nothing like the Pixar film Ratatouille, but anyone who's even heard of Ratatouille can tell at a glance that it's a ripoff.
Palworld players: It's like Pokemon with guns, lol!
Other gamers: Hey, these designs look like they were ripped off from Pokemon.
Palworld players: NO. THEY'RE TOTALLY ORIGINAL. THIS GAME IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM POKEMON! YOU POKEFREAKS ARE SO TOXIC!
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Palworld players: It's like Pokemon with guns, lol!
Other gamers: Hey, these designs look like they were ripped off from Pokemon.
Palworld players: NO. THEY'RE TOTALLY ORIGINAL. THIS GAME IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM POKEMON! YOU POKEFREAKS ARE SO TOXIC!
#pokemon#palworld#there are tons of pokemon ripoffs out there#and while it is a little unfair that none of them have received this level of discourse#it's the doublethink that palworld is trying to pull off that i think is really triggering people#for a game whose entire buzz was based on “pokemon with guns”#for the fandom to then turn around and say it has nothing to do with pokemon is eye-rolling#like the “pokemon with guns” label is the only reason anyone has heard of this#and when the creature designs look like they're from a pokemon bootleg line made by some obscure chinese toy company#what the heck did you expect?
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In shadows deep, a tale unfolds,
Where man transforms, his fate foretold.
Flesh meets virus, a twisted dance,
Mutation's grip, a dark romance.
Limbs contort, a grotesque embrace,
In shadows deep, where echoes chase.
A fusion forged in the silent abyss,
Mutation's grip, a metamorphic twist.
From human essence to something more,
A metamorphosis, dark and implore.
In the wasteland's grip, a legend's birth,
The Master emerges, reshaped by mirth.
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