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shunachii · 2 years
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[PLATONIC/FAMILIAL]
Seelie kaeya AU that materialised in my brain n it won’t leave. You bet I’m drawing this properly / writing it all out as a fic but here’s some doodles first! eueueue I’m crying I love them
The hands. *coughs* uhm..,, I didn’t wanna draw them ok.. this was self indulgent after school doodles I didn’t want to stress WHAHAHAH
I have seen seelie kaeya reincarnation before but I want to make it anyway so you can’t stop me.. I haven’t seen it when diluc is in snezhnaya either so… I guess I coined this ver? (lmk if there’s others who’ve done this I want to see)
all in all this is the Shunachii Version ™️ so unique or not this ver is mine (⌒▽⌒)
*squints at post* yeah I think Genshin tumblr will like it
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yrbladie · 5 months
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♡ ゚˖ ॱ ▎HOW DO THEY MEET AND FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU .ㅤPT 1ㅤ𝅄 🌿 ꒱
˖ ࣪ diluc, wriothesley
warnings :fluff, implied marriage, gn!reader, a tad bit of humor, pining, slight mention of blood (diluc), enemies to lovers kinda situation and teasing (wriothesley), maybe ooc idk, non fluent writer
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ㅤThe way you both met was still quite a sore spot for you to talk about. Not because it was in a bad way, of course, it was just a little bit embarrassing, to you at least.
ㅤYou, a new person in Mondstadt, just having moved recently to the City of Freedom, felt like the customs should be learned. And what better costume the people of Mondstadt had than dancing?
ㅤAt least that was what the bard in the tavern told you, as he gathered everyone around together for some dance practice classes.
ㅤLike he said, "there was nothing better than learning together with your friends".
ㅤThe only thing he seemed to have forgotten is the crucial fact that you didn't have any friends yet.
ㅤAt the end of the selection, you were by yourself, completely embarrassed to not have managed to find a partner yet.
ㅤThe bard instead quickly said he had forgotten about you and decided to partner you up with someone himself, stopping you from leaving the place altogether to hide in your house for the next week.
ㅤAnd it just so happened that at the same time, Diluc Ragnvindr, as you knew him, passed by. His red locks of hair swaying in the wind.
ㅤAnd in a second, somehow the bard had managed to drag the man out of his duties to your side, a boyish smirk on his lips. Diluc seemed to be complaining that he had no intention of being part of the event whatsoever, but unfortunately for him, he had no choice in the matter.
ㅤHis murderous glances towards the bard dressed in green did not pass unnoticed by your eyes but you couldn't say anything before that ruby gaze turned to you.
ㅤDespite feeling completely speechless before the man you so heard of, all you could think was how you've never seen such beautiful eyes before.
ㅤIt took a while to notice that he was also staring quietly at you. Just you both, standing awkwardly by each other's side with shy shared glances here and there.
ㅤBut as the bard started the dance practice, every partner having their own fun. Friends, lovers and strangers gathered around under the same music and happiness, the tension between you both finally eased a tad bit, just enough.
ㅤ"Well, since we're already here. Care to share this dance with me, master Diluc?"
ㅤYou asked, a grin dancing in your lips, as you extended one of your hands to him.
ㅤAnd contrary to all of your expectations, having heard only rumors about him, the man they called ruthless and cold, grinned back at you. It was just for a few seconds, but it was more than enough to steal your breath away.
ㅤ"I suppose we could try, yes." And you thought you caught some sort of quiet confidence in his tone. Like he had practiced years for this.
ㅤWell, dancing was never your forte but it was probably not that hard to learn in a few seconds, right?
ㅤThat was what you thought before the missteps started to happen, of course.
ㅤ"Do not mind me." He said, but you felt desperate each time he winced as you stepped on his feet in the middle of a dance step.
ㅤAnd you found yourself admiring him for how well and flawlessly he sometimes managed to dodge your fumbled steps. His composure never wavering as he kept guiding you through a steady dance.
ㅤYou felt like Diluc could as well be your savior. The savior to your already nonexistent reputation that is.
ㅤEven if you stepped on his feet one too many times, instead of being annoyed as he would have been were it anyone else, Diluc found it endearing.
ㅤHe had to lean over you so that you wouldn't see his own small smile as you fretted over him, asking if his feet hurt. It did, but there's no need to mention that.
ㅤAt the end of the dance, Diluc had held your hands one second longer than he should have, and you also didn't feel like ending this so quickly.
ㅤSo you called out for him.
ㅤ"Let's meet again. I think I still don't get this dance."
ㅤAnd he smiled. You had no idea if this was a good or bad thing for your poor heart.
ㅤEveryone knows that fire burns fast and ruthlessly, taking away what it needs before disappearing with the break of dawn. But Diluc's love was the opposite.
ㅤIt was slow, hesitant. Carefully blooming like a fragile Small Lamp Grass in the soft glow of first-time affection. Diluc carried these emotions like a delicate dance of vulnerability and anticipation.
ㅤLike a steady flame, casting a warm glow over the tapestry of you both interwoven destinies.
ㅤThe touch of hands became a silent agreement, a subtle acknowledgment of emotions too profound to articulate. In the gentle ebb and flow of your interactions, a slow crescendo of emotions built, resonating with the innocence of a love untouched by the scars of the past.
ㅤYou both were so oblivious, despite the greetings that turned to hugs that lasted longer each time and the shared glances at each other's eyes for a moment too long. Small things that all seemed to notice but the both of you.
ㅤSo much so, that even Venti, the bard you've grown to know and whose presence was always within the vicinity, one day commented that you should invite him to your wedding next time, and immediately in the next second he was kicked out of the tavern.
ㅤDiluc felt himself slowly learning about the intricate nuances of what love was. Of what it could be.
ㅤYou taught him that love didn't always end on a rainy day, and that your blood would never stain his hands.
ㅤHe grew under your touch, with a newfound confidence of a love well nurtured slowly with the pass of time.
ㅤEven if you stepped on his feet a million times and by the end of this dance you both called love his feet felt beyond salvation, Diluc still knew that his love for you would never waver.
ㅤAnd he would keep teaching you just as much as you do for him, so that one day, when the dawn comes and you're both by the kitchen, quietly sharing smiles and your bodies are once again intertwined in an unfaltering dance, in a time where none of you have to worry about duties anymore, you won't step on him again.
ㅤAs the warm morning dew cast its light over the shared rings on your hands, Diluc didn't want to believe in gods, but he still had to thank Barbatos for bringing you to him on that day. With all your giggles and bright eyed smiles.
ㅤYou were his savior and his redemption, just as much as he was yours.
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ㅤWriothesley, the so famously known Duke of the Fortress of Meropide and also your worst declared enemy.
ㅤYour friends would always tell you that it was an exaggeration, that it wasn't that bad. You both seemed to actually work very well together. But you begged to differ from their opinions.
ㅤYou are the secretary in the Palais Mermonia, working directly under orders of the Judge, Monsieur Neuvillette himself. A quite noble position if you were to say so yourself, in fact.
ㅤBut Wriothesley seemed to somehow doubt your high position as he kept asking you to simply do favors for him, taking advantage of the fact that he was 'close friends' with the Iudex.
ㅤYou dreaded each time Monsieur Neuvillette asked you to bring some documents over from the Fortress, meaning you would have to talk with the Duke too.
ㅤAnd you knew, each time you went there, that man had something in store for you. Just like the first time you both met.
ㅤ"You must be the secretary, right? Can you do me a favor then, and bring me a cup of tea?"
ㅤHe had said back then, and there was nothing more you wished than to wipe that wolfish grin from his lips with your own two hands.
ㅤHe seemed to get off on the exact fact that you would snap at him and get angry, like he reveled in your disappointed expressions and bitter stares.
ㅤAnd it seemed that each time you visited, no matter how much you refused — and perhaps that was the exact reason the man decided to try even more— the requests became more and more unusual.
ㅤ"Let me take you out on dinner."
ㅤYou didn't even know how he could be so shameless while asking this, but you still blatantly refused his approaches each time with fierceness.
ㅤAnd you told yourself each time, oh how you hated him.
ㅤInstead, all you didn't know was that Wriothesley thought of you the exact opposite of what you imagined.
ㅤSince the first time the Duke saw you, your tight and serious expression and the bags under your eyes, he had decided that he needed to see you smile at least once, no matter what.
ㅤThat's why he kept sending multiple letters to Neuvillette, practically begging the Iudex to send you once more, telling him of how much of a good work you did unlike all the other secretaries and how he still had forgotten to send him just one more document.
ㅤAll lies of course, but you can't blame a man for trying at least a bit.
ㅤHe had been enamored by you since the first time you walked in his office. The tenacity and unyielding confidence in your steps and speech.
ㅤWriothesley, and perhaps you, hadn't even realized how intertwined you two were, being part of each other's daily lives.
ㅤHadn't even realized how, slowly and steadily, something new was being shaped.
ㅤWith each sharp gaze of yours that made Wriothesley's heart skip a beat, and each argument that would slowly turn into a playful banter that had you almost lose your facade of sternness and harshness, you both were becoming soft for each other.
ㅤUntil one day, you went to visit him yourself, outside of the duties you held so passionately to yourself.
ㅤYou were also surprised at how easy the path was, and how earnest your steps had become after all these months of endless back and forth.
ㅤBut nothing could top the astonished and dumbfounded look that the Duke of Meropide himself had given you when you entered his office, not wearing your usual confident expression and work clothes.
ㅤ"Are… you free right now?"
ㅤYou had asked him, your fingers trembling behind your back, hating how shy your voice sounded for some reason.
ㅤAgainst your expectations, as always, Wriothesley found a way to surprise you. He recovered quickly from the awed state, promptly getting up from his chair at once and making his way to you, a reassuring smile on his face.
ㅤHe had never looked so happy ever since you met him.
ㅤ"For you? Always."
ㅤSo the both of you left the cold office with warmness in your hearts. Together, side by side.
ㅤHe even gave a try to holding your hand once before you slapped it away.
ㅤWell… small, baby steps, he supposed.
ㅤAnd Wriothesley decided that it was always worth it to have to spend the entire night finishing the documents due tomorrow if it meant having you for the entire day.
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💙 Part 2 will feature Neuvillette and Thoma.
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sweet-honey-fruit · 1 year
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Genshin Men Kinks
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It’s 9:00 pm, I have exams tomorrow but I’m STRESSING! So I’m writing this to feed you all and to help myself relax a little.
Pairs — Childe, Cyno, Diluc, Kaeya, Zhongli (separate) x Gn!Reader
Warnings — Brat taming, impact play, fear play, choking, dacryphilia, begging, bondage, humiliation, knife play, hair pulling, marking, size kink, power play, temperature play, throat fucking
!Everything is consensual! 18+ MINORS DNI
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Childe
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Mostly a dom but if you beg hard enough he’ll let you get on top. Even then, you’re not fully in control, no matter how much you think you are. He’ll always have a hand on your hips, guiding the way you move and the pace you go.
Fear play is a major kink of his unsurprisingly. Having you backed up into the corner with him having a look that is between lustful and murderous gets him going. He loves seeing the horror in your eyes, the way you beg, the way you squirm with anticipation. He wants to see you cower. He wants to see you submit. And what better way to do that than to choke you up against the wall, muttering “You won’t get away with teasing me. No…no, I can’t let that happen, can I baby?” While his teeth graze along your pulse point.
Dacryphilia. It doesn’t matter where the tears come from: from the amount of pleasure he’s overstimulating you with, or the amount of pleasurable pain over your body from his rough hands. He admires seeing you come apart under him. He wants to see how good he’s making you feel. And what better way to see that than through your tears? He’ll wipe them away in mock affection before landing another slap on the inside of your thigh.
Brat taming. He likes a challenge. And you acting up gives him just that. It also gives him an excuse to bend you in half and use you however he likes. When he tells you to strip, and you give him the “Make me,” he already knows it’s going to be a fun night. He’ll smirk, giving you a predator-like look, “Oh? Is that so?” The brattier you are, the better. Because that just means winning will be all the more fulfilling when he stuffs you full of his cum over and over. Until his seed is dripping down your thighs. But you didn’t get to cum. Not even once. “Only the well-behaved gets to cum,” He’ll edge you all week if he has to. Over and over. You wanted to be bratty. Now face the punishment of your loss. He’ll use you however he wishes.
Cyno
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A switch. Whichever role you want him to fulfill he’ll happily do it. He just wishes to pleasure you.
Bondage, both giving and receiving. He finds you so elegant when he has your hands tied up above your head. He loves it when you’re this vulnerable with him. As such, he likes being vulnerable with you. The feeling of his hands tied together while you toy with him makes his tip leak with more than the average precum. His favorite is when he’s using one hand to pin down the two of yours. He finds it more intimate that way because of the way his body curves into yours with every thrust. He also enjoys the feeling of you trying to pull your hands away when he hits the right spot and it gets just a little too much for you. Don’t worry, he’ll keep going until he knows you’re truly satisfied.
Speaking of being truly satisfied: He’s totally into overstimulation. While he doesn’t mind if you overstimulate him, he much prefers it if he overstimulated you. He wants to make sure that he gives you the most satisfying feelings one could only dream of. He gets hypnotized by the way your skin heats up under his relentless abuse of your aching hole. He gets so caught up in your moans, your begs, your whimpers that he doesn’t realize just how many times he has made you cum. The way your body quivers merely from his hands alone makes his cock strain against the confinements of his pants. Don’t get too exhausted, he needs to be relieved as well.
Hair pulling gets him turned on the most. When you pull at his hair during a make-out session, signaling that you want to go further, it gets him yearning to pound into you over and over. Or the way you let out the most pornographic moan when he pulls at your hair when he slams into you from behind. All in a means to get you closer to him.
Diluc
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A switch that mostly doms. But much like Cyno, his main focus is to pleasure you.
He’s a gentleman at heart and it reflects even in the bedroom. He’s still into impact play though. If he sees that you enjoy it then he’ll be more than happy to comply. He wants to see you squirm and moan after each hit. He wants to see the marks that were left behind from his hand. He’ll even wear the gloves that have the chains along the back of the hand if you want him to. To him, it’s all about the marks that are left behind and the way you turn into a blabbering mess that’s begging for more.
With that, he’s totally into marking. Either from the bruises from his hands, or the hickeys that linger along your chest, it gets him going each time he sees them. Although he is a man of privacy, so he makes sure he doesn’t leave them in noticeable places. So anything from just below your collarbone, chest, inner thighs, or any other sensitive part of your body. It’s for his eyes only. He’ll trace his fingers along them, recalling the events, and wanting to add more to the collection.
Praise. Both giving and receiving. He wants to let you know just how good you’re sucking him off, just how good you’re making him feel. He loves the way you get flustered and whine from the praises he gives you. In turn, he loves receiving praise. He wants to know he’s doing a good job. He wants to know that he’s fucking you so good that all you can do is mumble “so good, s’ good, keep going,” into his ear. It makes him want to fucking you harder into the mattress to get even more praise.
Kaeya
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He’s a dom and a teasing one at that. His kinkiness rivals Childe’s.
He is the type of man to get hard when he has the tip of his sword being carefully dragged across your skin. He’s calculating and cautious, always sure to never hurt you. He loves the fear you display when his sword digs a little deeper but never breaks the skin. He loves the way you shudder in anticipation, the adrenaline that goes through the both of you. He loves having you at his mercy like this. If the two of you get really into it, he’ll hold the edge of the blade to your neck while he pounds his hips into you.
He enjoys humiliating you with teasing, dirty words a little too much. He’ll whisper into your ear the dirtiest words to ever exist in the most public of spaces. “Such a little slut, my slut. Don’t you wish for me to hold you against this wall and make you crumble under all the pleasure my cock gives you?” Of course, he already knows the answer from the way you squeeze your thighs together. He’s a master at wordplay, and he loves to see you look away in a shameful, horny way. He knows that if he truly tried, he could get you to cum just by his words alone.
He’s guilty when it comes to the fact that he uses his vision in the bedroom. His warm lips that kiss up along your neck contrast with the coldness of his hands that roam your body. Your gasps, whines, shivers, and jolting; it makes him grind into the bedsheets. Your body jerks up into his cold hands which only elicit a loud whimper from you. If you try to back away from his touch, it’ll only get colder. He’s the type to get his fingers cold while they thrust up into your hole. The conflicting temperatures leave you shaking in the best way possible.
Zhongli
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A dom, and a soft one at that. He treats you with the utmost care. Yet at times he can be cold, that is if he thinks you would enjoy that side of him.
He has a size kink. 100%. He’s tall, strong. He towers over you, even if it’s just by an inch. His presence alone is enough to overshadow you. For reasons he can’t explain, it gets him harder than a rock. Having you be so small compared to him. But when it comes to his dick? It’s monstrous. No matter how many times you take it, you can never get used to it. He knows he’s too big for you, and it fills him with some sort of pride that he would never admit out loud. Having your walls stretch and clench around him, all the while your legs shake from the intensity makes him resist the urge to grind up into you. Lucky for you, he has an infinite amount of patience.
With his size comes power. Power play is something he never expected he would have until he met you. You’re a human. Fragile, weak. He’s an ex-archon, he’s a god. You’re so small compared to him. Rather that’s in status, build, or both. He loves showing you just how much stronger he is compared to you. He won't hesitate to lift you and fuck you while standing. He’ll be sure that you understand the power dynamic between the two of you while his hips slowly drag in and out of you. “You’re only a human,” His nails dug into your hips to restrain himself from drilling into you, “I am your god. Worship me as such.”
He has the guilty pleasure of throat fucking you if you can even call it that. It’s so subtle that it’s barely noticeable. Whenever you’re on your knees, lips around his cock, sucking on his tip, he gently rocks his hips. It’s such a small movement that it can go without being seen. He entangles his hands into your hair, letting out low groans and praises. He’ll then, ever so slowly, pull out of your mouth and back in until his tip just barely touches the back of your throat. He’s careful with it, not wanting to hurt you. But fuck it feels so good, the way he controls your movements and having you gag every now and then. His praises are jumbled when one last drawback shoots cum down your throat. At that point, he’ll hold your head still while grinding his cock in your mouth to ride out his high.
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yourheart-inmyhands · 7 months
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random silly ask but yan pantalone zhongli and dilucs reaction to them (separately i mean😭) and reader having a kid but it’s like, obviously not theirs when it’s born like it’s reader and some other person merged
omg three of my favorite men, i could eat you (affectionately) ty for this request, i love fun little things like this :D
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Warning: this post contains yandere-themes, including delusional behaviors, mentions of murder, and other potential topics. Please read at your own risk! Reader Implied To Be Capable Of Carrying A Child
Yandere!Diluc would feel conflicted. He loves you, and while he was so excited to be a father, he isn’t sure how to feel about a child that isn’t his. Later that night you’ll find Diluc absent from bed, claiming he’s got things to attend to as the Darknight Hero. The following morning the real father of the child will turn up dead or missing. From there, he’ll do his best to parent the child as his own, gaslighting you both into believing that it really is his and that it’s just got his mother’s looks, despite him having no memory of the woman.
Yandere!Zhongli would be displeased, not only at the fact that you had slept with another person, but that you had kept it from him for so long. He wouldn’t outright go after the person, he holds himself to a higher standard than that, but he will find new housing for the child. When the child has been placed in a new family, one that you’ll never be able to see or hear from, he’ll begin the process of giving you a child of his own. One that you both can raise together, and he tightens down your security until he knows that it’s his this time.
Yandere!Pantalone wouldn’t even give it a second thought, passing the child off to either Dottore or Arlecchino for their respective positions. It isn’t his child, he doesn’t care for it. Though he will admit, he was looking forward to being a father. He’ll make sure whoever thought they could get away with knocking up his beloved is taken care of. And then, when he’s certain it’s just the two of you, he begins the process of creating a new child, and this time he keeps you with him at all times from the moment it begins until you give birth, ensuring that the baby is his.
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lychniis · 3 months
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tagged by @pearlsxandxpeonies on my main ( @ainescribe ) to share my wip folder!!! which is *laughs nervously* kind of maybe full of a whole lot of abandoned works but okay kijhgvfbghnjmk.
rules: post the names of all the files in your wip folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it! tag as many people as you have wips!
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GENSHIN IMPACT —
memory ( zhongli x reader ) ;
this project was written then rewritten so many times it may as well be a meme. the premise of this one is the reader being a god birthed from a human, who is sustained by the faith and belief. however, due to some mishaps in their early days. they've been cursed to be forgotten. i was heavily inspired by noragami in how yato struggled to be remembered by people around him to stop himself from fading out of existance. // angst, hurt - no comfort, chaptered fic.
in the sky, on the earth ( zhongli x reader ) ;
a oneshot ( a long long oneshot ) about zhongli meeting a khaenri'ahn doctor and falling in love. once more, we fall into angst territory because i like making people cry apparently. this is kind of based off of one of my oc's, one silentmoth and i keep yammering about ( we have pour own little found family scenario involved as well - it's fun kijhbgvbhnj ). // angst, hurt - comfort, eventual happy ending, oneshot.
the earth, encased ( zhongli x reader ) ;
this one is zhongli grappling on your mortality ( yay ) after a near death experience grants you a vision. and it's geo. and he's having a crisis. // angst, hurt - comfort, near character death, lots og hugs, oneshot.
sehnsucht, or the taste of longing ( diluc x reader ) ;
and old old concept i want to revisit. set during the three year period in which diluc was investigating the fatui, he poses as a fatui recruit and marries the reader, a snezhnyayan citizen and a double agent who works alongside him. its mostly marriage of convenience, blossoming feelings and diluc and the reader being sneaky sneaks while they fall in love. // angst, fluff, slightly domestic, arranged marriage. oneshot.
arare litus ( neuvillette x reader ) ;
a mermaid is washed ashore and nevullette finds kinship in them. but there are murders going on, the reader learns how to human ( very little mermaid esque ) and pretty soon the killer is kind of revealed to be an unexpected face. this fic took a darker turn when it was supposed to be fluffy. i had crys screaming in my dm's it was a doozy and i loved it XD. // fluff, smut, oneshot.
HONKAI : STAR RAIL —
and this all consuming hunger ( jing yuan x reader ) ;
a guideverse fic featuring a sentinel jing yuan and a guide reader. it touches on touchstarvation, mortality and loneliness and i lowkey a catharsis in a sense. it's very self indulgent, everyone is tired and needs a hug. // hurt - comfort, fluff, oneshot.
from a warm climate ( jing yuan x reader ) ;
a bit of an au fic with a small dash of ancient magus bride. jing yuan is a retired warrior and a pathstrider who works in a society where magic is urbanized yet practiced on the downlow. he finds the reader, a kinnara who was abducted by hunters and managed to escape badly wounded. they can't quite bounce just yet due to having their veena, a sentimental object and a source for their use of magic, taken away as well and seeks to find it out. jing yuan just accepts it lol. it's mostly domestic, with found family elements to it. // angst, fluff. hurt - comfort, found family, chaptered fic.
like real people do ( jing yuan x reader ) ;
kjhgfdcfvghj this is also a wip in my folders for a while now. but in short. the reader was once a follower of the abundance and now seeks to live a normal life post lan lux - arrowing their planet apart. contrasted with memory ! reader who wants ti keep living, this one wants to live a good life and die a peaceful death. the ending is flat out tragic. do not touch if you hate angst. // angst, hurt-comfort, no happy endings lol, still debating on chaptered or oneshot.
it will come back ( blade x reader ) ;
the premise is blade finding the reader who runs a clinic on a planet overrun by shady businesses and crime. their meet cute is basically them driving a scalpel into his medulla and killing him. blade in turn just...keeps coming back lol. i really need to stop wolfing on hozier songs for my titles but then again most of his tunes serve inspiration kjhbgvbnj. it might contain mature content. i'm still mulling over it. // slight yandere??? idk, violence, blade is a walking red flag and a sad sad man.
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tagging — @crystalflygeo @perpetualcynicism @euniveve @moraxsthrone @masuchu @silentmoths @silkjade @thesparklingwriter
feel free to join in, whether you are tagged or not! thanks for giving me this chance!
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Re: Paperwork Post
Oof. The paperwork post is so good. Combining the paperwork post with the time dilation post, I imagine would not lead to good things. I imagine in SAGAU, it would lead to a workaholic reader with little to no time with the acolytes. If the reader isn't working on the mountains of paperwork for days on end, then they're sleeping for days on end. Rinse and repeat for eternity, I imagine. I wonder if the reader would ever get sick of the routine, since it would end up being a neverending job at this point. What do you think?
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SAGAU CONCEPT: ACOLYTES AND TIME DILATION
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❀ synopsis: don't you want devoted followers? Who leaves their families for you? Give their money to you? Give their bodies to you? Give up their lives for you? Consider you God? And will kill for you?
❀ tw: religious themes, cult au, human sacrifice, panic attacks, reader is very tired and overworked.
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Yeah, sagau reader is going to be equivalent to a zombie with how they're living. There is no harem anime life, only a workaholic reader whose blood consists of 90% caffeine. Readers' harem wouldn't be helpful (ok maybe a little bit helpful) since they cause more cons than pros. The most troublesome type of yandere is the ones that lead you away from your work (Traveler, Wanderer, Venti, Kazuha) and especially the ones that sacrifice to you in your name (Zhongli, Childe, Dainsleif, Razor).
some people would blame you for killing them in the shadows, and it doesn't help that the same person who accused you disappears the next day. It will cause people to doubt your judgment and it takes several of your followers to ease their opinions (Ganyu, Barbara, Jean, Kaeya, Ayato, etc).
There might be a group of people trying to kill the reader since those who were killed might have close ones, but y'know, their side characters. Their npcs. The acolytes immediately shut it down by threatening them while the defectors were on the brink of death (Diluc, Xiao, Gorou, etc). So to get straight to the point, sagau is basically a normal yandere genshin au on steroids. There is a lot of murder and manipulation on the civilian's end since some yandere's have to cover for the other yandere's who can't control their murder boner. And you have to take care of the two seperate parties or else things might go out of hand
On time dilation...
Let's be honest, Zhongli was the one who most likely saw you sleeping on your desk. When you didn't wake up after 2 days everyone will panic. Some will blame themselves for overworking you and not helping you while some will insist on giving you medicine that might wake you up. The traveler is the clingiest one out of all your acolytes since the two of you have been together since the beginning.
The archons are hysterical the moment you fell into a deep sleep. They're in a constant state of panic and frequently visit to check up on you. Venti likes to play songs when you're sleeping in hopes that you can hear them through your dreams. Zhongli likes to hold your hand and feel your warmth to reassure himself that you're still alive. Ei has this fascination with your holy figure. Every curve, every vein, every single hair on your body is perfect.
It doubles when you fell into a deep sleep. Seeing your body in perfect condition after months of being asleep makes her adore you even more. You really are eternal, you are everything Ei aspires to be. But to be honest, she prefers you to be awake so she can adore you even more.
But yeah, its not a fun time for you once you wake up :(
(sorry this was short, I really want to add more)
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Shouldn’t Have Traveled
Yandere Diluc, x chubby reader x yandere Zhongli
Words: 5,700+
warnings: poisoning mentions, slightly descriptive murder, unwanted touch,  reader made fun of by others, physically clingy Diluc (you can pry that from my cold, dead, hands)
Took a pic of where the ending scene is for clarity. 
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Sorry if anyone (besides Donna, Diluc, and Zhongli are ooc. Idk their personalities too well yet.
I’ve decided to leave Mondstat. Not for any reason anyone would think. It’s rather awkward and I’ll never admit the real reason to anyone. I can’t really stand being around Diluc anymore. Donna and other’s words are starting to get to me. 
What words? The scathing words of “He’d never like someone like you”. They say that’s due to my different appearance. The words never really hurt, but it’s getting irritating, and I’m unsure how much more I can hear them talk about it before I snap and deck one or more of them. That’s also why I can’t be around Diluc. Just seeing or interacting with him also brings up their words again.  
A few final things are being packed tightly into my large bag. My plan is to just stay at the hotel for a week or two and come back. Then again that plan might change, who knows? If somehow a job comes up and they’re welcoming, I’ll maybe live there instead. 
Thankfully I kept Mora saved up for a while and quit my job at Good Hunter. Being a cook there was exhausting too. One of Donna’s friends also being there obviously made things worse as she framed me for a lot of things, making the others not too happy with me. Think one of the only ones who do still like me is Barbara when they tried to frame me for making her food extra spicy. 
Another glance in my bag. Hmm… I’m a little low on things to drink on my travel to Liyue. Some grape juice would be nice, so I head towards Angel’s Share. 
The group of Diluc-obsessed parasites try to block me. 
“Yeesh, you guys still have a whole fence shoved up your asses? I should have known you have a poor tree up there now too. Sad it had to die for your personalities. All I’m doing is buying grape juice for travel.” I reply and give an eyeroll with it, entering Angel’s Share. 
Their insulted faces a sight to behold being the last thing seen.
A certain redhead was working, catching me by surprise. Really wasn’t expecting for him to be working instead tonight. Fuck. Ah, screw it. A last chat won’t harm anything. 
“Diluc?” 
His head whips towards the door instantly. His eyes zoning onto the bag I’m carrying. They almost seem to narrow. 
“I wasn’t expecting you to be working tonight.” I inform, sitting down in the free seat in front of him. My bag being placed onto the floor. 
Diluc places the glass he had in his hands onto the island and looks me in my eyes. “I decided to give Charles a break for the night.” 
“That’s one thing I admire about you-” His eyes widen slightly, meanwhile I mentally smack myself for letting that slip. “I- well- It’s how you treat your workers. Unlike many I’ve seen, you’re not as harsh with them, and more thoughtful.” 
I cross my arms and mumble “If only Good Hunter stayed the same, I would probably have stayed.”
He rather firmly slams the glass back on the island I didn’t notice he picked back up. “You’re leaving? Alone?” I could almost swear his voice slightly raised like he was worried. Maybe he is? Kaeya has told me he does care about others. As just said how he’s letting Charles have the night off. He  just doesn’t show emotions very well most of the time. 
“Yeah, I was planning on heading to Liyue early in the morning. I was hoping to get some grape juice for on the way there though. It would need to be in something portable. Bottles or even jars would be fine. Of course, I’d pay the fee for those too.”
Diluc’s frown deepens.  
The door open and closed, but I think nothing of it. 
“If you don’t have any, I could go find some and come back for you to fill them, if that would be alright. I don’t want to overwork you.” 
He shakes his head. “No, that would be fine. Believe it or not, it’s not the first time someone has asked for transportable items to be filled. I’ll work on it. You won’t have to worry about carrying them since I’ll be coming with you tomorrow.”
Wha- no! The whole reason I’m leaving is involving him!
“That’s alright. I couldn’t ask you to do that. You’re quite a busy person as it already is.” 
His eyes narrow at me. “I’m not taking “no” as an answer. I’m going with. You need a guide.”
His tone scared me a little, I won’t lie to myself. 
He crosses his arms and closes his eyes for a second, taking a breath in before looking at me again. “You don’t even have a vision. You also don’t know where you’re going, and I am worried, whether you believe it or not. I also was planning on going to Liyue as well to visit someone close to me.” 
I hate everything he said was nothing but logic. I would just ask him if I could ask a knight or something to come with, but knowing his strong dislike for them, it would be a bad idea. 
It stays quiet between us for a minute. 
“... Why don’t you go rest up for the night? It’s going to be a long day tomorrow.”
I wonder if I could get far enough before he could catch me if I left tonight.
“You’re giving away what you’re thinking. You better not. I will catch up. Don’t test it.” 
Ugh, fine. I’m still worried since he’ll be tired tomorrow. 
While leaving, the group comes up yet again with bottles in their hands. The door opening and closing must have been a friend I didn’t notice was there. 
They hold out the empty bottles towards me. 
… are they serious? What makes them think I’d trust them? They probably put poison or something in these. Doesn’t help they’re not see through. Yeah, no. I’m not using these. Their smirks are just making me more tired and not wanting to deal with their shit.
“Oh, you guys already know I’m leaving? Uh, thanks…” I take them, already knowing they’re going in the trash. 
“Just a little goodbye gift~” 
Wow, how thoughtful. 
They leave giggling. Probably from malicious intentions. 
“Would you like me to take those, (Y/N)?” suddenly asked a voice. I turn to see Charles. 
“You haven’t left yet?” I asked him. 
“I stayed to clean up a few final things in the back. It’s not my place, but I don’t trust what those women gave you.” 
I glance at the 3 glasses in my hands again. “That makes two of us. Are you sure they won’t be dug into by the cats and dogs around? That’s my main concern if I throw them.”
“I can assure they will be taken care of properly.” He informs. 
I mentally shrug. Eh, whatever. He’s reliable. I pass him the bottles and go to my house one final time. 
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I feel a hand on my shoulder as I prepare to exit to the bridge with Diluc. Diluc’s not here yet though. Oh archons, if I ever come back, I’m not going to ever hear the end of I took their “precious Diluc”. Turning around, it’s Venti. One of the closest friends I made here, and only ones left. His face is far more serious than I’ve ever seen it. 
“... Stay safe out there,” He cautiously looks around. I do as well, and the nuisances are not around for once. Diluc however is seen with his own bag coming up. “Especially from him.” He quickly takes his hand off before Diluc could see. 
Diluc glares at Venti while walking up to me. “We better get going.” A hand of his is on my lower back, gently pushing me forward. 
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Numerous quiet hours pass, and my feet are starting to kill me. I’m starting to think Kaeya lied to me it was an easy day trip. 
Looking at Diluc, he doesn’t even seem to be the slightest bit uncomfortable. The only noticeable thing is the bags growing under his eyes. 
I’ve been trying to think of things to make it less awkward, but nothing comes to mind. He hates small talk. 
“So… should I find a way to message you or something if I want to come back to Mondstadt?” 
Diluc stops for a moment. “... I’ll inform who I’m going to meet.” 
Okay. well, that was a good talk, I guess. 
About an hour later, I’m at my limit. Curse everything and whoever created pain. My feet are going to be sore for weeks at this point. How the hell do people wander like this? 
Diluc still stays vigilant and glares around at every direction like something will pop out. I’m more worried about him collapsing from exhaustion than anything. 
… why do I feel like I still would before he would at this rate? 
“When should we set up a small camp for rest for a while? I only brought my small one for more easy transportation, but I think we could both squeeze in.” though I’d much rather not. 
It’s already near sunset. Holy fuck I’ve been walking ALL day. 
Diluc gives a stare off into the distance in though,, then nods. “I’ll get some firewood.” 
I nod and dig out the tent. Fortunately, slamming the sticks in deep enough was pretty easy and I remember how to set it up from camping with a few friends years ago. 
Diluc comes not long after with an impressive amount of wood, and drops it onto the ground not far from the tent. He piles a few together and scrapes dirt into a pile around it. He then lights his claymore and holds it onto the wood until it starts to burn. 
I begrudgingly have to admit having someone with a pyro vision likely makes traveling a lot easier.  
We both crawl under and it’s so phenomenally awkward. Him closer to the back and I in the front. It’s really crowded just between us. We’re both just staring awkwardly at each other in the eyes. 
… something drops onto the tent. Then another, then several- it’s raining. How did we not notice that sooner? There was no point in making a fire. 
Nope, it’s now already pouring. “You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me.” I mumble, but the close proximity likely made him hear it. 
“I never need an umbrella, so I’d be fine. Hopefully the temperature won’t drop too much.”
The temperature does rapidly starts to drop though. Now I’m wishing I brought a second blanket with. My arms get tucked together, trying to keep a bit more warmth. 
Arms grab my sides, making me let out a surprised noise. “Wha- Diluc! I’m not sure if-” 
“Don’t care,” His arms quickly wrap around my back, squeezing me close. “I’d rather you not get sick while we’re on our way.” His great smelling cologn from proximity hitting my senses hard. 
The heat that rushes to my face is even warmer than the warmth radiating out of his clothes. 
“Uh…” What the fuck am I supposed to say? “Ooh this is nice!”??
It’s definitely not! Ugh, why did he have to be the one for this? I should have lied about when I was leaving… 
He tightens his grip when I uncomfortably try to squirm free. “Quit. Moving.” 
I stop and mentally sigh. It better not rain again tomorrow night. 
He never loosens his grip.
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The tightness around me while slowly coming back makes me try to squirm free again, while the memories of last night catch up.
Diluc’s arms tighten more than last night. Looking at his eyes, he appears to still be asleep. 
The way I’m so torn between enjoying this, and being disgusted is wild. Donna’s words trying to come back. Thankfully the little I know about Diluc is he will never talk about this out loud, even with a blade pointed at him. 
For a second, I wonder if I should wake him or let him sleep. But he should probably get ready to get back to Mondstadt ASAP. 
Well, since it’s not raining anymore, and I’m still uncomfortable at this, I’m waking him up. 
Fortunately, my arms are free. I reach up and shake his shoulder. “Diluc, it’s time for us to continue.” my feet throb in protest at the idea. 
He lets out a sigh, almost like he was disappointed. He lets me go and I roll off onto the ground, then getting up. Checking my bag, it thankfully stayed dry.
I pack my bag back together, and we head off again, much to my feet’s displeasure. But from Diluc informed me earlier, we should be about halfway there. Luckily we’ve only encountered some hillachurls, and he gets rid of them so easily it makes me almost feel bad for them. 
The sights have been beautiful though. Almost to the point I could ignore the still-growing pain in my feet. 
“Here.” 
I turn to notice a clear bottle of grape juice handed to me and take it, finally realizing I haven’t drank anything in a while either. I drink it quickly. 
“It’s better to stay up with fluids and food for long travels. I’ve… learned my lesson before.”
Well, that’s a can of worms I’m not opening. In speaking of bottles though… “Sorry to change off that, but did Charles give you three that weren’t clear?”
Diluc frown gets worse. “He did, and told me how Donna and the others gave you them,” His voice dipped like he was disgusted even thinking about it. “Had them drink from the poisoned bottles they gave you. Unfortunately, it won’t kill them, but it better make them think twice about their actions. Next time I won’t be so lenient.” 
So they were poison- wait, what??? He’s fucking insane! I mean, sure, they were pretty bad and wanted to poison me, but poisoning them back isn’t right either! I force myself to stay calm. I can’t outrun him anyway, and I don’t know where I’m going either if requiring to leave the path. This does open my eyes more on him though. 
A secret part of me is touched he did such a thing for me though. 
“That’s a bit far, isn’t it? Couldn’t you get in trouble for that?” 
“I have my connections if they decide to try anything.” 
I shrug. Eh, whatever I guess. I am still staying a bit away from him, which he seems to notice. He comes over and grabs my bag, pulling me right beside him. 
“I also don’t think me being this close is necessary.” 
“You’d be surprised how quickly an ambush could happen. Especially if we encounter a ruin guard or abyss mage.”
Fat chance a ruin guard would be on the main path. Even I know that. 
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Yet another day already flies by. I plop my backside onto the ground, take my shoes off, and rub my worsening sore feet. “Ugh, I’m not usually one for complaining, but holy Celestia my feet hurt. Smack Kaeya for me next time you see him for lying it was a rather short trip.”
Diluc jabs the stake quite deeply into the ground and is setting up the tent this time. “I’m surprised you got this far without complaining. If it’s really bad though, do you want me to carry you tomorrow?” 
Gods no. I could never deal with that embarrassment if anyone traveling were to see it. “No. You’d have a lot more to carry than just your bag already. Me and my bag is too much to ask.”  
He gives me a look I can’t understand. Kind of annoying it’s always been rather hard to understand whatever he’s feeling since he hardly shows it. 
“It wouldn’t be.”
“I’d rather not test it. Besides, we should be there by tomorrow noon, right?” 
He nods.
Looking at the darkening sky, it’s likely not going to rain this time. I glance at the tent, not wanting to stand up and walk to it. 
Diluc seems to notice and comes over, crouching down. An arm wraps under my knees, making me instantly realize his intention. “Wait- stop! I can do it!-” 
He puts his other arm behind my back, and easily stands up fully. “Don’t struggle.” 
I feel like I’ve heard stuff like that more the past few days than all my life before combined. 
He places me down on the blanket and sits next to me. Too close next to me. Honestly? I’m too tired to really care at this point. 
An arm wraps around my torso, keeping me closer. What is his obsession with touch!? He never is with anyone anymore, not even his own brother! 
A very gentle squeeze to my stomach makes me whip my head to look down at his hand. 
??? When did he take his glove off!? 
“... I’ve heard what many have been saying. If moving is really what you want, I can’t stop you. However, if you ever wish to visit again, both the Winery and Angel’s Share are always open for you to stay. As for me, I’m angry what they’ve been saying.”
I can’t look at him. I should have known someone like him would so easily catch on.
I begrudgingly have to admit his shoulder is a lot more comfortable than the ground. At least not laying on his chest this time. 
“Who do you have to see, anyways?” 
“Someone you could say I’m very close with. I have something urgent to discuss with them. 
I let out a light chuckle. “Wonder who in the Teyvat got the attention to be cared about by the great Diluc. I’ll surely have to meet them.” 
“You will sooner or later when in Liyue.” 
Not going to tell me? Alright, he can keep his secrets. Not like he has a lack of them. 
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I could kiss the dock we’re walking on to enter Liyue. The guards stand down pretty quickly upon seeing Diluc, so they likely know him. 
We get to a hotel and both order rooms. Diluc disappears not too long after, and I stay in my room to rest. I wonder if I should ask someone a tour of Liyue since I know very little about the place. 
But first, some rest.
Several hours later, I’m wandering around again, more refreshed. There seem to be a lot of great restaurants to try. 
“Hey partner! I reckon you’re new here? I don’t think I’ve ever seen you around before.” 
I turn around to see someone with two ponytails walking up to me. She feels rather friendly, but still got my guard up a bit just in case. 
“Is it really that obvious?” I ask. 
“Yeah, But you don’t have to worry. We get a lot of people from all over visit here. So, what were ya lookin’ for? I might be able to help.” 
“I was trying to think of where to eat something, honestly. But uh… I’m not really sure what’s right to start with.” 
“That’s easy! You can try something at Wanmin Restaurant! I’m sure my friend there would love to figure out something ya might enjoy! C’mon!” She gestures for me to follow her. 
It doesn’t take long to get there, and there’s a girl cooking very enthusiastically. 
“Heya Xiangling! Got a new friend here for you to figure out what they’d like.” 
She whips her head up. “Xinyan! Ooh, a new person, huh? Where you from!?” 
“From Mondstadt.” 
How hyperactive can someone get? She somehow gets even more excited at the news. 
“Mondstadt!? Ooh! Just let me finish these orders, and I’ll try something you’d like!” 
Sooner than later she finishes, and makes something else I’m confused of, especially from never seeing such ingredients being used in food before. 
… Eyes are on me from behind. I decide to ignore it. It’s probably just someone curious or rude and not worth my time.  
Xiangling passes me something finished I’ve never seen before. I’m a little reluctant to try it, but eventually do after a moment’s pause. It’s delicious. 
I say so and nearly scarf it down. 
They smile back at me. 
“I guess you got another to try your new foods!” Xinyan pipes up. 
Oh hell yeah, I’m willing to try others she makes.
I jump out of my skin as a hand rests on my shoulder that isn’t Xinyan’s or Xiangling’s. 
“Oh Hey, Zhongli! Been a bit. Ya able to show the newbie here around Liyue? You’re a lot better at that than anyone.” 
“I would gladly show a tour around Liyue. I suppose it’s not unknown for me to be the one to do so anymore. Thankfully I’m free to do so now.” 
Hot damn that voice. Dude, don’t stop talking.  I turn to look at the man who was-
… I don’t like how he’s looking at me. It’s not aggression, disgust, etc. It’s more like wonder? Fascination? Something more like that which worries me worse than something negative or neutral. 
He offers his hand to me. Is it to give a handshake or to help me stand up? I reach out to grab his hand. I guess I’ll find-
He grabs it gently, and brings it to his face, kissing the back of it. 
Aw fuck, it was the weird 3rd option. Well, he’s a gentleman at least. 
“Are you ready for the tour, my dear?” 
My- my dear??? A little quick on the draw, Doesn’t he think? 
I stand off the chair. “Yeah! Even though I just got here, I can tell I like it here already.” 
He smiles like he’s very proud of that.
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Great. I have a bad headache now with everything he’s tried to show and inform to me. This feels like something that should have been spread a few sessions. It was great to know, and I enjoyed it all, but this is too much. I can’t decide if Zhongli talking is helping or worsening the pain. 
I rub my forehead. Well, at least it takes away the pain in my feet. “Zhongli?” I cut him off on yet another story of information overload. 
He stops and looks at me. “I’m sorry to cut you short. I really like everything, and am totally down to know more, but it’s too much in one setting for me. Would you… maybe be free to continue tomorrow?” 
His eyes widen slightly. “Ah, I do apologize. I suppose giving more than just the best tour spots was too much. It appears to have given you a headache. Would you like to come to my place for a bit? I have some tea that would help.”
How about No? Have you ever heard of “stranger, danger”? Seriously, I could be a thief or you could be a murderer for all we know. 
“I’m good. Thanks for the offer, though. Just really want to go to bed.”
“Fair enough. Shall we meet at Wanmin Restaurant again tomorrow?” 
I nod and turn to head to my room. 
“See you then, (Y/N).”
A chill comes over me. Could have sworn my name was never mentioned with him. Or maybe I did? Ugh, head says no thinking. 
A group of girls come up to me. “You know, someone like you shouldn’t be interacting with someone like Zhongli.”
Ugh, seriously? He was just showing me around. He really seems to love this place and know the insides and outs. And they should shut up. Their voices are grating my nerves.
A shorter, younger looking woman with them rolls her eyes and almost seems to be playful about it. She comes up to me. “Hey! I’m Hu Tao! It’s nice to see a new face around here!” 
I blink a moment, trying to register how she’s super friendly to me already. Trying to sense if she’s just doing it to stab me later, I can’t feel anything off about her. Her being genuine makes it more jarring. Still keeping guarded though, I smile back at her. “Name’s (Y/N). Visiting from Mondstadt.” 
Hu Tao gives a massive mischievous smirk, like she knows something bit I don’t. “Mondstadt, huh?...” 
“What’s that look for?” I ask. 
“Nothing~”
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It’s finally around noon when I exit my room. Something from the side jumps out. 
“Ha-what- Hu Tao! What was that for!” 
She giggles. “Nothing serious! It was just funny! 
Yeah, so funny to scare someone just exiting their room. 
“So what are you here for?” Might as well change whatever that was about. 
“To see how you like Liyue so far!” 
I was… not even here for a day? “Well, good so far. Though Zhongli feels a little odd.”
Hu Tao gives me the same massive smirk. “I Don’t know… I think Zhongli sure likes ya!” 
I try not to laugh at the impossibility, but the bark of a disbelieving laugh still comes out. “Yeah right. Not even in my dreams could that happen. I mean, look at him, and look at me.” I joke, while in the proximity of some girls making fun of me earlier. They’re around too, so may as well give them what they want, though it probably won’t help. 
She shrugs. “So? You’d be surprised!”
Thanks for the hope, but no. 
She runs off without another word. 
“I hope you’re well rested?” Inquired the too-familiar voice of Zhongli. 
Oh for fuck sake I just woke up for all this.
“Yeah. Weren’t we going to meet later, though?”
“A friend of mine informed me You’d be around here. With your headache from last night, I guessed it was going to take you a long rest before leaving. Would you like to eat somewhere before we continue where we left off?” 
My stomach growls in agreement. Ugh, stupid thing. “Sure. lead the way.” 
We reached a different restaurant.
One of the girls from before “Hey, look out everyone, they’ve come to eat all your food!” 
Yeah? And what if I do? I’ma nibble all your food for making fun of me. May you always have a mysterious bitemark in everything for eternity. 
A hand is placed on my shoulder. “I would like it if you’d refrain from such vulgar outbursts about someone innocent who’s come to visit Liyue.” Zhongli pipes up. 
The woman’s face was either red with embarrassment or anger at me. Maybe both. 
He lead me to a different one instead, and we ordered. 
I notice he keeps looking at me while we eat. What? He got a staring problem? I’m getting mixed signals of what he’s like. 
Someone came for the mora for our meals. 
Zhongli couldn’t seem to find his, making me nearly facepalm. Whatever, he’s a good man so far, as paying is just a favor for his touring I guess. 
“Ah, there. I apologize it took a bit to find.” 
The waiter didn’t seem to mind and left. 
“Well that sure took a bit to find. Having a hard time remembering where you put your mora doesn’t make sense to me.” I tease.
He nods at me. You’d be right. Thankfully someone very close to me has been watching out for my forgetfulness.” 
Good thing someone is for him.
He showed me the rest around the harbor, and even some grounds out of it. One place being the strange really tall statues by the thing in the sky, named the Jade Chamber I guess.
It was starting to get dark out.  
Zhongli looks over to his right, then stands in front of me. “Apologies, but I will have to cut this short. I need to… take care of something important.” 
His voice dipped into something that almost seemed to show anger. Yikes.
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I was still restless after hanging out with Xiangling for a bit again, and left right out the town. It should be safe enough being so close.
The giant statues are visible all the way from here.
A pungent smell hits me as I walk the path. My eyes catch sight of a fight not far up ahead, making me hide behind the rock wall to make sure they wouldn’t see me. I peek up to see
!? Diluc and Zhongli… KILLING people!? The moonlight clearly showing their faces. Neither have psychotic smiles, making it all the more unnerving. Multiple dead Treasure hoarders dead, while one of the women that made fun of me already lying on the ground presumably dead too, and being burned. The pungent smell likely their burning flesh. I can’t believe they’re killers!” 
Zhongli pierces through the chest of the final woman still standing is the one who made fun of me earlier. She opens her mouth to scream, but Diluc covers her mouth.
“Surprised you’re helping. Doesn’t your contract prevent you from harming your Liyue people?” 
“That would normally be the case,” Zhongli then easily pulls his spear from the now corpse of said woman. Her body flops to the ground. 
I’m frozen in my spot. I want nothing more than to move, but my body won’t let me. 
“But that’s a good thing many don’t fully read contracts anymore. They broke my contract I made with them. They originally weren’t Liyue people. I could already tell from how they were not too kind to Liyue by making snide comments that they were nothing but trouble. The contract involved no demeaning remarks anymore, or they shall be removed from Liyue one way or another. It’s not hard to tell where they must have skipped. And they tried to damage Liyue’s newest, finest jewel.”
What the fuck does that mean!? I have to get out of here! Come on body! move!
Diluc sets fire to the corpse. “Suffer the wrath of the rock. Much better than that nuisance of a bard’s.” 
“I agree. I do also admit, I wish you could be here more often than around him. You’ll have plenty of time though. As for making you and our dear like me, that’s still a work in progress. Are you still sure you want to go through with it? Immortality can cause mourning of losing many.”
“I’m not close to many anyways. You’ve not been to Mondstadt, but outside of my work, I’m not well liked by many. They’re not exactly quiet when speaking their opinions. Besides, (Y/N) is in the picture now.” 
Me!? Their behaviors make so much sense now. Oh fuck, fuck, fuck! I REALLY have to leave! 
My body can finally move, and I take a slow step back. Hiding might be the best option since there’s no way I’ll be able to outrun them. 
*Snap*
Their heads whip towards the sound. 
OH MY GODS WHY WAS A STICK THERE!?
I can only hope they think it’s not a human. I hold my breath.
“In speaking of our dear, come on out. It’s safe now. I saw you try to hide earlier.” 
I don’t move. 
The sound of long strides comes towards me. 
I don’t get time to try to bolt before being grabbed by my wrist tightly, but not enough to hurt. My eyes get locked with Zhongli’s, who seem to almost glow a bright golden yellow.  
Diluc comes behind and rather loosely wraps his arms around me, his heat radiating off onto me with his close proximity. It slightly tightens before loosening again. A warning. A threat, showing he won’t hesitate to tighten his grip if I try to struggle free and run. their colognes combining almost making me dizzy. They’re not bad, but both at once is powerful.   
Zhongli reaches his hand and folds it under my chin, making me look up at him. “You must be quite lost, dear. I said we wouldn’t hurt you. And that was a promise.” 
He brings his face to mine and kisses my lips. I was so shocked I didn’t think of biting him until he pulled away. “Now, let’s get back, shall we? I’ll inform of what went on here, then I’ll join the both of you in cuddling. I’m patient, yet I cannot wait.” 
I should have just stayed in Mondstadt.
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An: I’m sorry I made Diluc so physically obsessed or it seemed too repetitive to a point. I like to think due to his past, he’s touch-starved to the MAX. He just only shows it to a rare few how much he craves it. Yandere Diluc being even worse. That and I’m rather self-projecting of wanting my favorites being so obsessed with touch with reader lol. 
Not my proudest work, but screw it. Debated whether or not to post it lol. Was trying to write a more self confident chubby reader since apparently a lot of people are annoyed when they’re not. Even though I’m not self confident at all. Oh well. 
Also, writing full fics still feels like pulling teeth
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ddarker-dreams · 2 years
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Gm Lock! I was wondering if you're available to write this idea that has being going in my mind for quite a while. What do you think how to yan genshin men will react if their so asked them to 'eliminate' a person they hate? Like this person knew them before the yans did and they are put off by their presence. Will the men do it or not? Also thank you in advance and sorry if I disturbed you! I did not see any mention of you not taking requests at the moment so I asked you
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Warnings: Yandere themes, unhealthy relationships, mentions of murder/torture (all relating to a third party and not terribly explicit). Note: omg wait this is such an interesting thing to think about... i had fun brainstorming and writing for this 😌 i’ll organize it as the characters i think would be least inclined to follow through with this to those who would be like “sure give me a time and place”. under the cut due to the nature of the content !
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Diluc
He’s somewhat disturbed by the suggestion, though it doesn’t show on his countenance. He’ll either ask for clarification if you were being vague about it or for you to repeat yourself if you were blunt. It just doesn’t match with the mental profile he’s built for you in his head — he’s supposed to be protecting you from the dark, unsafe outside world. Diluc ends up sitting you down and having a serious conversation about the weight of taking the life of another human being. If you point out his own moral shortcomings, he sighs and says that’s different, employing some of the best cognitive dissonance you’ve ever seen. He’d make for a good case study. What might change his staunch view of things is if you mention this goes past petty grievances, that this person really sought to do you harm. Then he might reconsider his stance. It’s likely that he’d frame them instead so they get a life sentence rather than bloodying his hands, though. 
Xiao
Xiao probably doesn’t take you seriously at first. You must have a strange sense of humor, he chalks it up to it being that. When you insist on pursuing the topic, he somewhat takes you seriously. He doesn’t really get it? In his eyes, it’s not like they’re going to live long anyway, a human’s lifespan is a mere snapshot from his perspective. If it’s a person from Liyue, he’d outright refuse no matter how much you insist. He takes his contract with Yanwang Dijun very seriously and feels he’d be breaching it if he murdered a denizen of his Archon’s country unprovoked. That being said... if it’s someone who isn’t from Liyue, perhaps an argument can be made. Xiao would be initially hesitant and require some major convincing since taking the life of another brings back painful memories. He’d feel far less hesitant if you told him this person hurt you in some way. Unlike Diluc, he won’t fact-check this, and takes you at your word. 
Kazuha
Kazuha hits you with a soft, “Come again?” because whew that was unexpected. He leads a relatively peaceful life with you and has excellent conflict resolution skills, so murder is always the last thing his mind arrives at for an issue. Since it’s you though, he’ll hear you out, silently nodding and encouraging you to continue while you explain your piece. If he senses strong conviction on your side, he’ll give it some serious thought. What he arrives at is that since this person offended you in some way, it isn’t technically unreasonable to challenge them to a duel to the death in your honor. Alright, he can work with that. Kazuha is sure to issue the challenge in a public setting so the recipient would feel pressured into accepting, lest they bring shame upon themselves. It’d be the buzz of town for sure. Kazuha’s swordsmanship would pretty much guarantee him victory — he wouldn’t draw it out or anything though. It’s swift and immediate. He hopes you’ll warm up to him now that he’s shown just how dedicated he is to you. (Yes, Kazuha dueled a man to the death on the off chance you might like him a little bit more). 
Zhongli
Zhongli is a tricky case because it would depend on what stage he is at in his life. In his earlier years, he’d have no problem fulfilling your request and might take the tiniest pride in the act, since it’s a chance to display his unrivaled strength that won him a throne amongst the divine. They would feel the full display of his wrath, no matter how minor their transgression against you was. It’s an insult against him too by extension. In his more... laidback retirement, he likely wouldn’t be moved to such extremes. It would really depend on the context. He might give them a stern talking to, which, while not sounding so intimidating on the surface, is genuinely horrifying to the recipient. It’d be a literal god telling them to cut their shit out or else. That should do the trick. If they’re foolish enough not to heed this warning, the adepti would deal with them in a swift fashion. Zhongli wouldn’t take kindly to any threats on your person and neither would those who have been charged with keeping you safe. 
Kaeya
You’ll be under the distinct impression that Kaeya finds your macabre request... cute? He’s smiling, even chuckling, treating it with good humor. He wants to hear your justification, but for a different reason than his brother. Kaeya doesn’t need to be convinced to overlook the icky details to go through with the act. He’s more interested in picking your brain and holding this against you at a later time. If you ever intend on accusing him of falling short in the moral department, he’ll bring this up with the same casual air one would use when discussing the weather. Kaeya doesn’t view it so much as an act of vengeance on your behalf, it’s more of a tool to use for future reference. He has the connections to not worry about being caught yet chooses not to tell you that. He’ll say that for him to take such a risk, you really need to plead your case. Then he might just be convinced to take action. So let’s hear your arguments in great detail. 
Albedo
Albedo won’t give you much to work with outright. He excels at doing that thing where by responding to your words with prolonged silence, you feel compelled to give additional information so it’s less awkward. He tells you that he’ll make a note of it then doesn’t bring it up for weeks, if not months. You almost forgot about it by the time the conversation rears its head again. You’ll be doing whatever when he approaches you, calmly stating that “it’s finished”, foreboding as that sounds. He won’t give additional context unless prompted. Albedo says that you unfortunately won’t be able to see the body since it’s been dissolved, but that you have his word he fulfilled your request. He explains he’s always had this underlying fascination with the human body that cadavers could never fully satisfy. This study proved to be more fruitful due to that singular detail. If you want to hear more after this, that’s on you. Otherwise, he figures he should probably keep the specifics to himself. 
Childe
This is the equivalent of achieving fourth base to Childe — killing by his lover’s request? How hot is that? That almost seals your relationship more than a wedding ring. He’d happily agree before you could get your second sentence out. Offers to go whatever route you want with it too! Do you want all remnants of them wiped from the planet? A public spectacle to humiliate them and their lineage? He’ll secure you the best seat if that’s the case. He makes you promise that if he does this for you, you’ll be extra nice and affectionate in return. Compromise is the key to long-lasting relationships, after all. There are a few who are off limits, however. Namely anyone high up in the Fatui chain of command. He could get away with offing some grunts, but anyone who holds actual weight in the organization would be far trickier. Pretty much everyone else is fair game though. He’ll bring you their head, absolutely radiating bloodlust and boasting a grin that splits his face in half. 
Scaramouche
Scaramouche is similar to Childe where he has no moral qualms about the act, but to a stronger extent. Absolutely no one is off limits. He does have one condition: you have to come along and watch. There’s no practical reason for this, he just feels it’s an excellent way to show off his power. It’s likely he’ll barely move or exert effort to further prove this point. They’ll be dealt with in an instant, obliterated beyond recognition. The only chance there is for him to prolong the fight is if he learned they were an ex-lover or have sought your affection before. That would bring out a possessive and sadistic side of himself, he’d delight in their suffering and make side comments to you. Aren’t they just pathetic? Look at how they squirm and convulse! A mere worm would have more dignity. After the act is finished, he expects a prolific show of gratitude, regardless of whether or not he’s covered in blood. Show him how grateful you are for the lengths he’d go to for you. 
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starg1rlie · 2 years
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'WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE FRIENDS W/DCKZ + BONUS'
pairing: DCKZ (Diluc Ragnvindr, Childe/Tartaglia/Ajax, Kaeya Alberich, Zhongli) x gn! reader (platonic)
genre: fluff/slight humor
xtra !! notes: reader is gender neutral (no set pronouns), reader is solo singer <3
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okay so yall know that tiktok video about different genshin characters playing just dance? i lowkey feel like diluc and zhongli would not be putting their all into it, AND THEN YOU AND CHILDE AND KAEYA ARE DANCING YOUR GUYS ASSES OFF LIKE YESSSSS.
yall are doing a collab together so you guys stay in the same hotel. you'd prolly run into zhongli and diluc getting up early to get a cup of coffee and breakfast. you end up joining them, being treated to some caffiene and bagel sandwiches.
i feel like childe and kaeya would be snoozing in till like afternoon time 💀 by the time they do get up, they drag you out for lunch before you can go to your choreography session, taking you out to some chinese diner. turns out they already planned on coming here and made a reservation for three <3
you order chow mein and while youre slurping away at your noodles, childe accidentally flicks kaeya in the face with a piece of green bean as he tries to get a grip on his chopsticks. kaeya looks like he's boutta murder the ginger...
you end up handing him a kid's pair of chopsticks, which had grip handles for him to use LMAO. he could finally eat his tofu; he actually had tears in his eyes
you all end up doing choreography lessons together because of your collab. in between breaks, expect childe and kaeya to be flirting with you non-stop before diluc and zhongli drag them off, apologizing on their behalf.
"say, you look absolutely ravishing to-OW OW OW OW!"
"that's what you get for being shameless."
"y'know our manager is going to kill us if you keep runing my face, right?"
"...."
its so much fun to see diluc and kaeya arguing over who gets the bathroom from your room lol. your room is right next door so you pretty much can rely on them to be your alarm clock.
"i get to use the bathroom first because i'm the most favorite member out of the group!"
"who told you that?"
"everyone?"
zhongli's probably the dad of the whole group, but like, he doesn't understand why his simps call him geo daddy.
"whose the geo daddy? i'm the geo daddy? i don't have kids though 🤔"
kaeya lowkey enjoys all the attention he gets. fans and stans he can handle, but his simps are....kind crazy.
"i mean you can tell them i'm available, cause i am ;)"
"...."
"they're fourteen?"
*sips his diet coke awkwardly*
childe doesn't understand why everyone calls him ed sheeran- although he still enjoys all the attention that he can get from his fans and stans. he has just as many simps as the rest of the members.
"who the fuck is kaeyascumdumpster? actually, who the fuck is kaeya? WHY IS IT NOT ABOUT ME?"
their favorite drinks? zhongli enjoys tea (earl grey, green tea, and lemon tea) but also occasionally drinks wine. diluc loathes alcohol, but will settle on juices, more specifically grape juice. childe enjoys drinking alcohol, yes, but he also prefers drinking chocolate milk. he's such a kid on the inside sniffle ;( kaeya is the alcoholic bitch of the group, sue him. keeps a bottle of wine hidden in his duffel bag
these guys are kinda like your bodyguards. everytime yall go out decked out in caps and black masks, all four of them are like surrounding you so no one can recoginize you and get on their knees and declare their love for you. it's happened before and that eneded up with you being whacked in the head with a box of chocolates and a boquet of sickenly sweet-smelling roses.
childe forces everyone to take group selfies before the night you leave so you can have tons of memories to look back into. i can just imagine kaeya doing this: 👉👌😉 and diluc just making a straight face the whole time, zhongli managing a small smile, childe just smirking like the dumb bastard he is, and you in the middle of it all, with a bright smile on your face <3
expect kaeya or childe to phone you a few weeks later with an idea for another collab... 💀
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genshrineimpact · 2 years
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Okay okay but like imagine this in Genshin characters got transported to our world au but reader just recently broken off from a toxic relationship with their cheating ex.
I just thought it’ll be sweet because I know the characters would help the reader heal and be there for them in their darker times. Another one is the fact that they’re just waiting until reader is ready to entrust their heart to them. They’ll make sure that they’ll protect it and treat it much better than the ex ever did.
… altho I kinda see Childe getting ready to murder the ex…
y e s !!! i like this very much <3
they've heard you talking to your ex or you talking about your ex with your friends whenever you're controlling them through your device in the past, and they never liked the guy. if they could, they would have rewritten their lines or gave you some kind of sign to say something like "BREAK UP WITH [EX_NAME] DUMBASS"... actually some of them probably almost succeeded (albedo wrote it on his sketchbook during his idle animation and you almost saw it given your camera angle) if not for the game suddenly crashing on you lol
imagine showing them around your city and bumping to your ex. they would immediately notice how you suddenly tense up, your previous smile vanishing to thin air accompanied with the slight clenching of your fists.
the calm ones (aether, zhongli, thoma, kazuha, xiao, albedo, diluc) would try and steer you away as fast as possible, making up excuses about how they forgot something at home as they shield you protectively. some might throw the poor guy a silent glare if they still try to approach you, for good measure.
zhongli and albedo raise the ground a tad as your ex walk and smirk when they trip on their feet. aether, xiao, and kazuha redirect a cloud of dust right onto the poor sap's face and is suspiciously in a good mood throughout the day. diluc discreetly signals his falcon (yes, the falcon got isekai'd along with him you can't tell me otherwise) to fly low and sweep over the guy's head - not enough to actually hurt anyone, but it did give your ex a scare because i mean anyone would be scared shitless if they see a huge falcon seemingly about to crash right onto their face.
"are you alright? should we just return back home for the day?"
on the other hand, the unashamedly confrontational ones (venti, childe, kaeya, pantalone, scaramouche, ayato, itto, heizou), now, things may get interesting with these bunch!! depending on your current mental state and your personality, they'll act differently! if you're clearly uncomfortable, they would naturally choose to put your wellbeing first, just like the first group. however!
if you've already put the past behind you or if you're more of the forgiving type who has moved on from the relationship? oh ho ho. they're giddily planning inside their head to taunt the guy for sure. they're not afraid to be mean, and they aren't going to feel bad about it because they know how much your ex has hurt you. they'll sling an arm lazily around you (if they haven't already), posture relaxed as they gave your ex a demeaning once over. like the guy isn't worth his or your time (which is correct).
some of them will completely steer the conversation, focusing more on 'catching up' on your ex, so he can poke fun at certain aspects of his life (ouch) and compare them to how you've been thriving after the breakup (double ouch). how you've moved on and you've found the love of your life, how well said lover has been treating you- oh, with that said, you both have a very lovely date night to enjoy, so you'll have to excuse yourselves!
"well, that was fun. hopefully that taught them a lesson they'll never forget, hmm?"
and others would just.... stare. intensely. there's a dark gleam within their eyes, as if... as if they're imagining thousands of ways of cruel deaths they can inflict upon a living being. they will laugh inwardly at how your ex's nervous level slowly starts to climb up, up, up.... until it reaches the peak and the poor dude decides to exit from the conversation themselves, hurriedly scurrying away like a terrified mouse away from the two of you.
"hm. pathetic. come on, let's go - we've already wasted enough time as it is."
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kaiijo · 2 years
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genshin impact law drama au
characters: diluc, ayato, gorou, heizou, albedo, itto, childe notes: gn! reader, reverse harem, spoilers for childe’s real name, all legal knowledge comes from ace attorney (so it’s not going to be accurate but it will be fun), follows some ace attorney plot, non-graphic mentions of murder and death, brief non-graphic mention of an attack, very unedited
you
you’re a rookie defense attorney. you work at ragnvindr & gunnhildr, the premier law firm for defense attorneys. jean gunnhildr, one of the partners at the firm, directly mentored you.
the first few weeks of your job are kind of slow. the cases that you receive are pretty minor, defending people accused of small crimes like petty theft. you weren’t complaining — it’s good experience no matter what, but you will say that you wouldn’t mind something more exciting.
you immediately regret wishing for that because it’s a week later that your other boss, diluc ragnvindr, comes storming into the office, saying that you’ve been summoned to the detention center, specifically requested by someone being held there. you don’t have time to ask diluc who it is or what their crime is before he’s hurrying to into his car and you’re driving to the detention center
a guard leads you to the defendant, who you’re shocked to see is jean’s younger sister, barbara, a renown and beloved pop star
she’s sobbing and beside herself and diluc finally tells you what barbara’s being accused of — murdering jean in her apartment
through her sobs, barbara insists that she didn’t do it and both you and diluc (well, more you because diluc’s not great at handling tears) assure her that you know she didn’t do it and that you’ll get to the bottom of it and jean will be given justice
diluc ragnvindr
your boss and the sole head of ragnvindr & gunnhildr now
when you first met diluc, you thought he was kind of cold and sort of uptight. he’d avoid your eyes in the break room and in the first few days of knowing him, he spoke all of ten words to you
things shifted when you were working on a case and lost track of time. most people were gone, including jean, who usually stayed later, but you saw diluc’s office was still light. you peeked your head in to find him poring over evidence, eyes flitting across the page frantically
“sir,” you said and diluc jumped. “sorry, i didn’t mean to startle you. is everything alright?”
“i’m fine,” he said.
“is that the livingstone case?” he confirm that it is and finally admits that he’s having a difficult time proving that your client is innocent. you sit down with him and the two of your work through the evidence until you hit a breakthrough at 2 am
diluc thanks you and drives you home, refusing to let you get on any public transportation that late. he brings you coffee the next morning, just the way you like it — you didn’t know that he had paid attention when you made it in the break room
you and diluc work together on clearing barbara’s name, going to the scene of the crime to investigate and find clues. you examine where jean’s body was found, the murder weapon, and other piece of evidence that help you build and strengthen your case
you and diluc work late into the nights on the case and something about toiling into the early morning hours brings you closer and closer
there’s one night, right in the middle of the case, where you’re both exhausted and drained and you both flop onto the couch in diluc’s office. you tell him you’ll close your eyes for a second and the next thing you know, you’re waking up an hour later with your head on his shoulder and his stacked atop yours. he stirs as well and springs back, apologizing profusely
the case takes five days of courtroom procedure, investigations, and interrogations until you finally uncover the true culprit: a businessman named pallad. jean had had documents that would reveal unsavory business practices, and pallad needed to swipe the documents in order to save himself from scandal. he had planned to break into the office and steal the documents, but jean and diluc’s workaholic spirits made it impossible to really find a viable time so he decided to invade jean’s apartment and look for documents there. she found him searching and he broke a vase over her head and framed barbara for her death
as pallad is hauled off and barbara gives you her thanks, diluc asks, “would you like to come to dinner with me?”
“as a date?” you ask teasingly and diluc sputters and scoffs and turns bright red at the suggestion
“no—! not that i wouldn’t want— it’s— dinner as a celebration for your winning your first big case”
you agree and he brings you to the fanciest restaurant in town, angel’s share, which he tells you this was his father’s restaurant and that it’s the place he always goes to after long and taxing cases. bashfully, he adds that he shares ownership with his brother, kaeya, who happens to be there that night too
kaeya is just as good-looking as diluc and you feel your face warm a little when he swaggers over to your table and offers you a charming smile. “diluc, you didn’t tell me you had such an attractive partner”
“they’re not my partner,” diluc replies but his face is that red shade again from before. you decide to put diluc out of his misery and tell kaeya that you work at the firm and that you really are just co-workers, to which kaeya responds with a drawn out, “sure…”
kaeya eventually leaves, saying that he’ll let you two resume your little date, and you and diluc eat your delicious meal. diluc’s face slowly returns to its original shade and he drives you home, walking you to your door like a gentleman
you two stand at the entrance for a second, quiet, and diluc breaks the silence, saying, “i had a nice evening. perhaps we could… do this again sometime…”
“i’d like that,” you say. “good night, diluc, i’ll see you tomorrow.” you give him a warm hug before entering your building and what you don’t get to see is diluc blushing again and smiling brighter than he had in a long time
kamisato ayato
ayato is your rival prosecutor. he’s known as a prodigy through the legal community and he and his sister, ayaka, inherited their father’s law firm
he’s the prosecutor in barbara’s case, and he’s just as skilled as everyone says he is. he cuts down each breakthrough you and diluc have with a surgical precision, and his arguments are always watertight and seemingly impenetrable
still, you and diluc manage to win the case and ayato loses for the first time… ever
after the case, diluc tells you that he needs to talk to barbara privately, and you wait in the lobby for him since you’re going to dinner together
ayato approaches you and congratulates you for a job well done. you’re shocked to say the least
you expected ayato to be cold and stand-offish given his reputation but he’s genial and kind as he speaks to you. he tells you that he thought that his first loss would feel worse but he finds himself content; the truth was revealed and justice doled out, and that’s all he ever wants. it’s why he and ayaka became prosecutors
you’re standing there, kind of gaping at him, and he laughs, saying, “i sadly have to be off now but i have a feeling i’ll be seeing you more in the future”
indeed you do
now that you’re taking on more high-profile cases, solo now, you find that ayato in your opponent very frequently. he performs just as well as he always does with every case, and just like he did after barbara’s case, he congratulates you when you win and even when you lose
your conversations get flirtier and fliriter with each interaction and it eventually leads to the two of you exchanging personal phone numbers. you talk frequently, never about upcoming cases that the two of you work on, but about everything else. you both have a love for boba and for a certain historical drama, and you actually set up a time to grab boba and watch it together
you eventually encounter ayato’s sister and their assistant and close friend, thoma
they’re both super sweet and ayaka says, “you must be the person ayato talks about so much!”
thoma adds, “he manages to work you into a lot of conversations. it’s not a bad thing, it’s pretty entertaining”
“yeah,” ayaka says, “i’ve never heard him talk about someone so much”
ayato shows up a few minutes later and ayaka and thoma quickly excuse themselves, continuing onto whatever they had to do, and ayato asks you, “what did you three talk about?”
“oh, just you”
he chuckles, “i hope only good things?”
“i should be saying that to you — i hear you talk about me a lot”
he moves closer to you and says, “of course it’s only good things. you’re quite… special to me”
gorou
cases seem endless. ever since barbara’s case, you and diluc have been receiving a high influx of them.
to combat this, you suggest hiring assistants for both of you but diluc is stubborn and insists that he doesn’t need one but “you can get one of if you want”
you’re not really sure where to start so you reach out to ayato to see if he could help, given that he has thoma, who is just such a sweetheart (and, as it turns out, is a childhood friend of diluc’s)
ayato tells you that thoma told him a good friend of his named gorou is looking for a job and would be perfect for the position
so you invite gorou in for an interview
thoma was right that gorou is an ideal candidate: he’s organized and diligent and he takes initiative, so you hire him on the spot. he’s so eager that you swear if he were a dog, you’d see a tail wagging rapidly
gorou helps you sort through cases and figure out which ones to hand off to other attorneys in the firm and which ones to prioritize. you two have a good rhythm going with each other, falling into it after a week or two — you run like a well-oiled machine
he also goes with you on investigations and you find that he’s great at uncovering hidden clues and evidence
you ask him, half-joking, how he’s so good at it and he tells you that he used to be in the military, working a job that required keen observation skills — it actually explained a lot of stuff about him, including his sky-high expectations for himself
one thing that you absolutely love is that gorou brings you pastries in the morning from your favorite bakery a few blocks away. they’re usually accompanied with a handwritten note with words of encouragement like It’s going to be a great day today!
gorou also cleans and organizes your desk when it gets buried under stacks of papers and empty coffee cups
as time goes on, you come to realize that gorou developed a crush on you. it wasn’t hard to figure out with his puppy eyes and the way he began adding small hearts to the end of your notes
you’re not sure if you should say anything, not wanting to make the relationship awkward and it doesn’t interfere with any of your work so you keep quiet for now, enjoying the little hints gorou gives, intentional or not
shikanoin heizou
the top detective in the police force
heizou works mostly with prosecutors like ayato but you see him a lot on investigations and he’s always very chatty, which you’ve heard drives his superior, a woman named kujou sara, nuts
heizou is very charismatic and a very smooth talker. you’ve seen him run verbal rings around officers at crime scenes, able to get them to agree to let you onto a scene you may not necessarily be authorized to be at before they know what they agreed to
he also leaks bits of information under the guise of “accidentally” letting it slip but you know he’s far too sharp for that
there’s a particularly tricky case you face where you can’t make any sense of the evidence and, more importantly, how you can use it to prove your client’s innocence
you and gorou keep going over the evidence at the scene, bouncing ideas off each other and wondering aloud until you hear heizou say, “you know, when i’m trying to solve a puzzle, i find that it’s helpful to look at it from a different angle to see where the pieces fit together”
he leaves it at that and gorou takes the photo in your hand that you’ve been staring at, flipping it around and everything clicks now. you feel stupid but you’re grateful for heizou’s assistance
when the case is done, you take a trip down to the precinct and see him bickering with the front desk lady over something. he stops when he sees you and he says, “this is a nice surprise! you have a new case i haven’t heard about?”
you shake your head and ask if you can talk to him in private. he brings you to his office and you say, “i wanted to thank you for all your help on this last case”
“i didn’t do anything,” he said, “just wanted to share a hobby.”
you both laugh at that and you say, “can i buy you lunch or something. not just as a thanks for this time but for all the times”
“i’m free right now,” he says and luckily, so are you.
as you two head out of the office, you hear officers shout after heizou, “where are you going? don’t you have to address those compla—”
“where are you taking me?” heizou speaks over the yelling, “or is it a surprise?”
albedo
you’ve never actually met albedo in person but you’ve heard of the genius forensic analyst that works for interpol. he wasn’t just a brilliant analyst but he actually created new tools and software that enabled easier and more accurate forensic analysis
your meeting with albedo is completely by chance, totally unrelated to your job
you run into him at the supermarket, where he’s buying groceries, accompanied by a little girl
you wonder briefly if it’s his daughter and then, albedo sees you. he gives you a polite nod and greets you by name, taking you by surprise. “how do you know who i am?”
“well, it’s nearly impossible to not hear about the rookie defense attorney who handed kamisato ayato his first loss,” albedo says. “plus, i’ve done quite a few forensics tests on evidence for your cases”
that’s right — how could you forget about all the samples that come back, signed by albedo
you feel your face heat up in embarrassment. you don’t get to wallow in it for long when the little girl albedo is with taps albedo. “how do you know this pretty person?” she asks and albedo says, “i work with them.”
she nods and turns to you. “hi!” she chirps, eyes bright. “i’m klee, ‘bedo’s my big brother!” ah, that makes more sense
you run into albedo again when you’re working on a case that has interpol involved. (you also unfortunately run into your ex-boyfriend, but that’s for later) albedo goes along with you and gorou on investigation for this particular case, bringing the famous handheld device he invented that allowed for forensic analysis on the go
it’s the most thorough investigation you do and because of how strong the forensic evidence is in favor of your client’s innocence, the case is also one of the smoothest that you have
because of all the time you two have to spend together, you learn a lot about albedo — klee’s not his biological sister but she’s the closest thing he has to it, he knows kaeya and diluc as they all used to work in interpol (you have to diluc about that later), he also knew jean
albedo also drops the fact that he’s single, which was so quick that you swear you misheard something and albedo’s nonchalance backs that up, but the subtle brushes of your hands and shoulders suggest otherwise
arataki itto
itto is the head of a small time gang, the eponymous arataki gang, as well as a frequent client of yours
you swear that he’s cursed or something to be in the wrong place at the wrong time because he’s always somehow caught up in a crime
he never actually does whatever crime he’s accused of but like you said, wrong place, wrong time, all the time
itto storms into your office one day, garnering a tired sigh from diluc when he sees him. itto beelines to your office and when you see him, you ask, “what’re you caught up in this time, itto?” you’re surprised they haven’t brought him into the detention center yet
he slams his hands on your desk and says, “you need to help me!”
“i know, i just asked what—”
“it’s not me, it’s about shinobu!”
it’s certainly a shock to you that anyone could accuse kuki shinobu, itto’s right-hand woman, of murdering some in cold blood because she’s the only one who has their head screwed on straight in the gang and she’s pretty nice from what you remember
plus, the arataki gang doesn’t wheel and deal in murder. “gang” really is a ceremonial title, it’s mostly just a bunch of itto’s friends getting together for things like beetle fighting, whatever that is
anyways, you have to calm itto down since he’s getting hysterical and you tell him you’ll help shinobu. he throws his (very buff) arms around you and chants “thank you” about a thousand times before you get him to release you
it’s not a very hard case, the evidence against shinobu is all circumstantial and flimsy, and ayato’s not even the prosecutor on the case — it’s some guy named royce
you prove shinobu’s innocence and, as a thank you, itto insists that you come to their “super awesome, totally lit ‘congrats on your innocence, shinobu, and thanks for your help, attorney’ party”
you figure that it will be fun and you go, finally formally meeting the rest of the arataki gang
it’s actually a very fun night with lots of good food, drinks, and itto’s arm around you for most of the time
childe
ajax is your ex-boyfriend and one of interpol’s best agents
you guess he’s going by childe now
your relationship didn’t end on the best note. you broke up because childe was never honest with you. it wasn’t about his job at interpol — you understood the need for secret there — but it was like every part of childe was closed off. so many parts of him felt ingenuine like a persona
there was a lot of sharp, hurtful words flung around, some meant and most not, and lots of condescension on ajax’s part
you also had a sneaking suspicion that he was involved with some organization other than interpol, something darker and perhaps not wholly legal but you never asked because it really sounded outlandish
you see ajax — sorry, childe — for the first time since your breakup on the interpol case. he looks just as you remembered: tall, lean but toned, and infuriatingly handsome
he still wore that easygoing smile, winking at some of the other agents, who blushed and giggled
you’ll readily admit that you felt a bolt of satisfaction run through you as you see his face fall when he spots you. he quickly recovers, striding over in three fluid steps and a drawl of “nice to see you again.”
“you too” that’s the longest sentence to say to him
you thankfully don’t spend a lot of time with childe, who’s gathering intel and performing raids and stuff like that. most of the intel that he gets is passed through many people before it gets to you. you can’t even distinguish info from him from other agents’
there is one night where you’re heading back to your apartment and someone jumps you. you don’t have to attempt to fight them off for long before they’re being hauled off you and you see childe holding them by the throat against the nearest building
he arrests them swiftly and calls another colleague to come and collect them. when they take your assailant away, childe rushes to you and asks, “are you okay?”
“yeah, i’m fine, a little shaken up,” you reply. then, you ask, “were you following me?”
“agents have been assigned to keep an eye on individuals involved with the case as a precaution,” he tells you. you don’t ask if he requested to be the one to watch over you. “come with me.”
“what?”
“i’m taking you to my hotel room”
“why?”
“because i’m sending agents to check your apartment.” you feel a zip of cold, spine-chilling fear down your back and you nod silently, walking with childe for the next few blocks to the hotel interpol put him in
he uses the time to try and catch up and slowly, you open up. not fully but you let him in just a little. you’re worried about telling him more than what you have, worried that he’ll worm his way back into your heart
you ask about his younger siblings and his parents back in snezhnaya, he tells you that teucer and tonia ask about you a lot and that he hasn’t exactly had the heart to tell them that you broke up almost a year ago. you don’t know why that makes your heart flip a little
when you make it to his hotel room, you see there’s only one bed. you expect him to make some joke about you having to share a bed but he just says, “i’ll sleep on the couch.”
you insist that you sleep on the couch and he takes his bed (“it’s your hotel room!”) but he refuses. it goes back and forth for a while before you just resolve to sleep on the bed together — it’s should be big enough
he lends you clothes to sleep in and a spare toothbrush and when you climb into bed, your backs are to one another and you don’t dare to move an inch. you think about needing to have agents investigate your house to make sure no one’s going to hurt you and a barb of fear wedges itself into your chest. you shuffle a little closer to childe and at the movement, he turns around and wordlessly pulls you close
you don’t resist and you don’t say a thing, heart pounding. it feels too intimate, too familiar, too comfortable. you think briefly about scooting away from him but you let yourself be lulled to sleep by the rise and fall of the same chest you’ve fallen asleep against so many times prior
you wake up in the same position and neither of you can find it in yourselves to move away
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honoriotsusuki · 4 months
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❝ 𝐁𝐄𝐓'𝐂𝐇𝐀 𝐈 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐊 𝐘𝐀 𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐀𝐁𝐋𝐄 ❝
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COULD BE READ AS PLATONIC OR ROMANTIC|| NB!READER
WARNINGS: talk of drinking and alcohol, swearing, implications of murder/ violence, ragbros
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🕊 Ah, Mondstadt. Nation of freedom and wine. Can't forget wine
🕊So, with all that alcohol who reigns Supreme as the most immune to its hilarious effects?
🕊Well. Let's see.
𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐀
💫 Honestly she would be higher if she actually had the money to afford a drink in the first place.
💫but since she never gets the chance, the few times people pay for her bill she passes out after a drop
💫You take her out to a bar, prepare to haul her back to her cheap apartment
𝐉𝐄𝐀𝐍
🌼 Jean doesn't drink, not alcohol at least.
🌼She drinks like eighteen espressos per day to keep her awake after pulling another all-nighter, but she doesn't like alcahol
🌼Since she doesn't spend much time with Barbara she doesn't want the few times they can spend together to be her drunk.
🌼So yeah. When she does have alcohol she is out like a light. Will straight up just fall over like she died.
𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐔𝐂
🍷 He will never admit he's a lightweight. Ever.
🍷sure he hates alcohol and its taste but he's too embarrassed to admit he can't stomach it.
🍷Kaeya makes fun of him. Alot.
🍷which is rich coming from Kaeya since he's a sad drunk and just starts crying and apologizing to Diluc when he's drunk.
🍷yeah it gets real awkward.
🍷but let's just say he did get drunk. He gets...happy? Like he breaks into fits of giggles.
🍷It is genuinely unsettling.
𝐀𝐋𝐁𝐄𝐃𝐎
🧪Ah chalk boy.
🧪He's not that bad tbh
🧪Like it takes maybe three glasses to knock him out
🧪He's a weird drunk.
🧪Like oddly honest.
🧪He will speak his mind when he's drunk no matter how uncalled for those thoughts are
🧪So yeah, avoid him if he's drunk. Unless you have an unbreakably high self-esteem, it's for your own good.
𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑
🐰Il be perfectly honest I don't know much about Amber's character so I just put her as the middle.
🐰But what from I can gather she would be a happy and loud drunk
𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈
🪈you might be surprised to see him this high and I don't blame you-
🪈Like we see this fucker drunk constantly!
🪈but in my mind heactually has an above average tolerance.
🪈he's just drunk. Alot.
🪈Also, he's another sad drunk. But he has to get really drunk to become sad. If he's not absurdly drunk, he's just absurdly clumsy and loud
𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐀
🔮This woman doesn't drink much
🔮but she is a menace when it comes to appearances
🔮you'd think at first glance she's a lightweight but no.
🔮she can down whiskey like it's no problem
🔮Also she doesn't really change when she's drunk
🔮just a bit more tired.
𝐊𝐀𝐄𝐘𝐀
❄️Okay so we already talked a bit about Kaeya in Dilucs section.
❄️This fucker can down so much alcohol that his blood content is more wine than water.
❄️He's such a prick about it too.
❄️if you are a lightweight he will rub it in your face that he can drink you under the table.
❄️But when all is said and done and he gets drunk shit gets sad.
❄️He just starts crying- and apologizing to everyone.
❄️like mostly Diluc but he will apologize for everything he can. It's just sad.
❄️nobody tells him he gets like this because they're sorta scared of dealing with the aftermath of telling Kaeya he's trauma dumped on an entire bar at least four times
𝐄𝐔𝐋𝐀
⚔️THIS WOMAN CAN DOWN SO MUCH BEER
⚔️like it's scary how immune to alcohol she is.
⚔️she doesn't even drink that much. She just has this natural alcohol immunity.
⚔️Nobody has ever seen her drunk.
⚔️well, some treasure hordes did. But they didn't lice to tell the tale.
𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐀
✝️ We all knew this was coming
✝️ Homrgirl could drink god under a table
✝️I mean, she technically did with Venti, but that's not what I mean
✝️ She might as well be drinking water.
✝️girl drinks hard-core vodka too.
✝️Rosaria is scary. But in a hot way.
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@𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐓𝐒𝐔𝐒𝐔𝐊𝐈
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sweet-honey-fruit · 2 years
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You asked for requests and so I shall deliver! How about Zhongli, Kazuha and childe with an S/O who's a sleepy drunk? Not like, pass out drunk, but definitely dozing off when its quiet enough.
Have fun!
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Sleepy Drunk Headcanons
Genre: Fluff
Warnings: drunk reader, alcohol, mentions of drugging and being taken advantage of in Childe’s part but none of that actually happens, talking about murder in Childe’s too cause it’s Childe and that’s what he does best.
Pairings: Zhongli, Kazuha, Childe
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Childe finds it both adorable and downright terrifying
When he first witnessed it, he was about to throw hands
You two were on a minature date at a local bar. This was the first time you both were fully letting loose with one another without the everlasting thought of work
Naturally, you both were drinking away till your livers decided that it’s had enough. Drinking wine and rum mixtures glass after glass, laughing and joking around
He turned his head away from you to ask the bartender for another shot
Then when he turned back, he saw you were slumped over, looking noticeably tired. You were no longer energized and bubbly. No, you looked liked you’ve been awake for a week straight and it finally caught up to you
The look of surprise transferred to concern, then to outrage. His hypervigilant mind jumped to one conclusion: someone must have drugged your drink when he turned away for a few seconds
If it wasn’t for his rational side kicking in and telling him that that’s impossible cause nothing could ever work that fast, he might have killed every patron in that bar excluding you
He decided to call it quits for the night and carried you back home despite your ineffectual protesting
The next morning, after downing water and painkillers, Childe brought up your sudden tiredness
Upon your explanation, he stared before bursting into fits of laughter
“Holy shit, that’s adorable”
Even though he finds it the cutest thing in the world, he never lets you go that far in public
He fears someone might take advantage of you in your drunken-tired state. Not that that would even be possible cause he’ll leave them dead in a dumpster before they even think about it
But it’s better to be safe than sorry
He only lets you drink yourself to drowsiness when you’re in the comfort of y’alls homes
During those times, he’s a mixture of the best company and an annoying piece of shit
“Well, look at that. My precious darling seems to have taken in too much to drink already. Look so tired when it’s only ten o’clock. Aren’t you lucky to have me by your side to take care of you in such a state?”
“Childe- *yawn* shut the fuck up,”
Anywhere else? This man has memorized your tolerance and put in a cut off limit depending on what you’re drinking
Kazuha
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The wind has a funny way of bringing two lovers with similarities together, doesn’t it?
He found out about your state after drinking too much the same day he found out about his
Sitting at Diluc’s tavern with Venti and Xinyan, he felt himself starting to doze off with the buzz of the alcohol. When he turned to look at you, he saw you were in a similar state, albeit a tad more alert. He was about to mention something about going back home before he let his head rest on the table and fell asleep there
When you saw your lover passed out, you were already too tired to move
Xinyan offered to take you both home, but you only muttered, “No, no it’s alright, I’ll just..I’ll just sleep on the table-“
Venti only laughed at the comment, feeling his own buzz clouding his senses to the point where he was of no help either
It took both Xinyan and Diluc to carry you two and venti home
Since then, Kazuha has been your designated carrier whenever you indulge in alcohol with the crew members on the Alcor
He himself doesn’t drink, but he doesn’t want to stop your fun if you like it
He’ll always be there to carry you to y’alls rooms when you’re too tired to move your legs
He finds it cute, especially with how your tired and drunken words come out in shambles
You sometimes even talk about the strangest things, in which he finds entertaining
“Kazu-..kazu, what ifs, what if grass was able to..to eat people?”
“Then I would be impossibly more grateful to be on the Alcor.”
Although in the rare times you both drink, someone has to be the person to handle you both
One is passed out and the other doesn’t want to move and just wants to nap on the bench
Usually Beidou is the one to handle you two and she, like always, will never let you two live it down
Zhongli
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Genuinely thought it was Venti’s fault you were so tired and drunk till he realized the anemo archon wasn’t even around
Hu Tao had to be the one to knock on his door while you were slumped against her figure, awake but too weary to care about moving, or doing anything for that matter
“I thought that as your director that it was my job to bring your dearest back home safe and sound! Figured you didn’t want her six feet under in a box.”
He just gave her an unamused look before thanking her and bringing you back inside
Now, he’s aware that you have your own free will and can do as you please as long as it doesn’t hurt you or anyone else
And he also knows that being a tired drunk isn’t harming anyone or you since you rarely drink
But even still, he tries to talk you out of drinking so much that you get too tired to do anything like last time
He just wants you safe. You’re already vulnerable when drunk, but being tired and drunk? Makes him worry even more
He’s always with you when you decide to go out drinking, keeping a hand over yours while lovingly watching you
He’ll ask you to drink water after every drink or so to keep you from getting too drunk too fast
And if you say no? Well, he has a way with words and always manages to convince you
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asexual-but · 1 year
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Character bingo for Xingqiu, scaramouche, or kaeya?
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Xingqiu ^^
They are soooooo cool looking-
I absolutely adore Xingqiu's design. Again with the colors, they're gorgeous! The dark blues and the gold work perfectly together!
I actively dislike them, sorry-
I also find him annoying, he feels like a younger kid who lives on your street and really wants your attention.
Wow! They are a horrible person!-
Xingqiu is kind of horrible to my boy Chongyun. That, my friends, is a bully, not a friend.
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Scaramouche/Wanderer :)
I like them enough to project my own issues to them-
I honestly didn't like him at all the first time I saw him. Afterwards I made the mistake of trying to draw him, and that just won't help your opinion of any Genshin character.
But now, seeing how his character has developed and hopefully will continue to develop, I like him a lot more.
Nothing I like about them is technically canon-
I.... I read a fic with him having a kitsune familiar like Ei and Yae, but I can't find it anymore someone help.
That fic is just so funny that I actually went and made a character with this idea. I love the idea of him having a familiar who is like bonded to him so not only will it not leave him alone, he can't even try to get rid of it without immense emotional distress. Like Ha, take that.
They work better as part of a dynamic-
Aforementioned Kitsune aside.
Him and Nahida and him and Lumine specifically is really funny. Lumine is the traveler I chose, but I think she just works more as the more serious and reserved of the two.
Scaramouche played against someone who simply will not put up with his shit. Or who will put up with it and find ways to redirect his energy and he HATES it. (except he doesn't, but he'll never admit that)
Wow! They are a horrible person-
Scaramouche has done things. Many things, many horrible things. But I really enjoyed the fact that he accepted that he did these things. He has chosen to be aware of the things he once did, and hopefully is choosing actively to become better. That's so fun, a character who wants better for themselves, so they work to be better??
They got too much screen time-
I'm just.... There's only so much I can stand of characters like this. Unfortunately, I reached the limit immediately in Inazuma, and again in the recent event. I'm just tired of him at this point.
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They are soooooo cool looking-
Big surprise, I like Kaeya's design.
I actually mostly enjoy what I think it implies? I have a different headcanon for basically every character's body type. None of them look the same in my head as they do in canon... basically except Kaeya.
I like him lanky! Well, maybe not lanky, but lean. Not very wide, not super bulky, but still strong. I like this as a contrast to Diluc, who I see as being rather wide and bulky. :)
They're deeper than they seem-
I think a lot of people flatten his character into being just being secretive and hot. I'm just saying that this man is kind of a shambling mass of issues that would benefit from a hug, a kiss on the forehead, and some therapy.
Not as deep as they seem-
Guys we can think about his abyssal heritage later, let's talk about his other emotional issues first, I think they're more interesting.
I like them enough to project my own issues onto them-
It was a long journey for him to get here. I'm not going to elaborate very much, because it's more personal than I'd like to get, but know that I do.
They got done DIRTY by fans-
Kaeya is more than eyecandy!!! He's also a funny little guy!!! A sad little guy!!!
They've never done anything wrong in their life<3-
He like... hasn't. Like, I'm not joking. I thought he had, but do you know why he told Diluc about his secret backstory?? Because if you read his character story, it feels like he wanted to be punished for being born. That he was feeling guilt for what he assumed he was in Mondstadt for, and then Diluc tried to murder him.
We know I love Diluc, but I'm absolutely a Kaeya defender in this exact moment.
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Contains: mentions of incest kink, mentions of sex, Kaeya spoilers (only the stuff you could find in his profile once you reach high enough friendship to read it all), Kaeya just going through it
Name: Kaeya
Age: 22
Pronouns: He/they
Sexy bits: Dick
Looks: Just under 6 inches, little medical eye patch (Diluc injured it during their fight), wears his hair down, tiny icicles in his hair (He was never trained to restrain his vision so it physically affects him), cold to the touch, wearing something akin to a tiny winter coat that almost reaches his ankles
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Hobbies: Doesn’t know much from outside the lab but he has heard about pirates! He loves to come up with little stories where he’s out on the open sea, seeing the world and helping people with his vision (He got the kid version of pirates that don’t murder and steal. Don’t tell him)
Bitties have to be very careful with alcohol because of how fuckin tiny they are, but if you only give him a tiny bit Kaeya will be so so so grateful! He just loves the taste of it and trying new cocktails is very fun for him. If you ever make yourself a drink do him a favor and pour him out a thimble full, will ya?
Kinks: Incest (please please please be his big sibling and tell him how much you love and care about him, he’ll cry in the best way), body worship, temperature play? (He really likes being warm so kissing, licking, or even blowing hot air onto him is very nice. It’s more of a sensual thing than a purely sexual thing tho, like a massage)
No-nos: No needles, EVER. No reminders of his time in the lab in general but especially in the bedroom. The cold (Because of his vision and small size if he’s not careful he could very easily get hypothermia. This can be completely fixed with more training though)
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Relationships: Jean was a big reason he stayed sane back in the lab. The knights never really existed but Jean did form a little group to look after and Kaeya was in it. He admired her hope and was very appreciative of her healing burst if she had enough energy to use it after her tests
Amber is like a little ball of energy, and while she’s always found him suspicious Kaeya can’t help but admire her fiery passion. It reminds him of someone
Diluc was Kaeya’s adoptive brother just like in canon, though where Kaeya’s from is different. After his adoptive father’s death at the hands of a delusion the scientist gave him for a test he decided to come clean to Diluc. His brother challenged him to a duel and as they fought he gained his vision. He found it fitting, after knowing about the scientists plans to give his father a deadly weapon, now he would have to be their guinea pig
Background: Khaenri'ah doesn’t exist in this au so Kaeya was actually a bit of a spy for the scientists back in the lab. He was raised by one of the head researchers personally so that he could be used to cause “natural” havoc within the other bitties lives if needed for experiments. There’s only so much the researchers can do after all, sometimes they need an idea to come from inside the group for it to succeed
He’s forever grateful that he’ll never have to make his hardest choice. Now that bitties are being sold as pets there’s no need for him to be a spy anymore. Of course, that also means he’ll most likely never get to reconcile with his brother, or see his friends ever again, but hey, that’s just what someone like him deserves
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genshinimpactlife · 1 year
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Hey queen! Can I get some headcanons for a road trip? Say the Reader is driving Ganyu, Kuki, and other Genshin characters around the country.
Someone’s blasting music, someone’s screaming, two people arguing and we have like Xiao just a sitting in the seat dying. You hear aloud slam and he’s asking what’s that? And Noelle is just like oh yeah Beidou is in the trunk. Just pure chaos.
Road Trip Headcanons
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The only people on this road trip that weren't causing problems were Noelle and Ganyu.
The only reason Ganyu isn't causing an issue is that it's her nap time, and she managed to sleep through all the chaos in the passenger seat.
You were convinced that you would all die, either by getting in a crash cause people kept distracting you or because you all would kill each other.
Klee kept unbuckling her seatbelt and trying to get your attention, to which you would nicely tell her to put it back on so that she doesn't die.
Xiao is ready to murder everyone and dissociates with headphones blasting screamo while looking out the window.
Diluc and Kaeya are arguing because Kaeya keeps asking for the aux cord and playing shit music on purpose, which irritates Diluc.
At one point, Diluc told Kaeya to shut the fuck up, and now Klee keeps repeating, "Shut the fuck up" In her sweet little voice.
Noelle is a sweet angel; she's sitting in the back of the van, just minding her business.
When you guys hit a pothole, there was a loud groan from the back of the van.
"What the hell was that?"
"Oh, it's just Beidou and Bennett. They snuck into the trunk before we left," Kaeya casually mentions.
At least every five minutes, the same two phrases were said.
"Are we there yet?
"Can we get Mcdonald's?"
There was peace for about 10 minutes because you gave in and got everyone Mcdonald's. Bennett and Klee were thrilled to get a toy.
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