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laviejaguardia · 1 year
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She's so annoying I love her
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lovingherrscher · 11 months
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Bungou Stray Dogs Otoge
So I saw an earlier post about what BSD characters being the love interests in Diabolik Lovers, so why not make an otoge/otome game for them?
Dazai Yohane proudly presents you... Bungou Stray Dogs Otoge!
Warning: Crack, some angst in the bad endings, OOC even maybe. Random thoughts in a mental breakdown. Spoilers for Storm Bringer. Character deaths mentions.
Notes: None. I just want to distract myself.
Love interests:
Dazai Osamu - 1 True Ending, 1 Good Ending and 2 Bad Endings
The mystery type
"Posterboi", yes, he's on the poster for the common version of the game, the limited version ft all 5 love interests (except for Fyodor because he's in the secret route)
Ranked #2 in the popularity poll
Is loved by all the fangirls
Likes to fool around with MC
All of that disappear when you got out of the common route and head for his route
FUCK PLEASE GO BACK
Shout out to Dazai slowly opening up gotta be my favourite genre
Will have a CG where he takes you to Lupin and slowly opens up to you about his past
Best bed scene in the whole game
One of the bad endings is where you two committed a lover's suicide together and succeeded.
Nakahara Chuuya - 1 True Ending, 2 Good Ending and 3 Bad Endings
The rich guy who'd buy you everything as a gift, jewelries, fancy clothes, a store, a building even?!
Candidate for the next mob boss
5/5 (actually 4.5) on these criterias:
The (soon to be) mob boss
Cruel, cold to almost everyone else except for his 'family' aka the mafia
Is actually a nice person
Will treats you gently, like a princess when he's head over heels for you
Gap moe (he likes dogs)
So inevitably, he ranked #1 in the popularity poll
Is almost everything the Italians hates about 'romanticizing the mafiosos'
His route is basically a whole "FUCK GO BACK" like Dazai, since we'll focus on his traumas and his past more.
He will opens up about his fear of not being a human, about the calamity that lives inside him
Has a CG where he takes you to visit Rimbaud's and The Flags' graves.
That one route would make the players put the Switch/PS Vita down and ask themselves why are they here, just to suffer.
Best kiss sounds in the whole fucking game I say. His bed scene makes you went from angsty mood to instant horny.
One of his bad ending is about how Chuuya lost control of the calamity inside him - Arahabaki when he saw you, killed before his eyes by the enemy, and with Dazai out of the picture, there isn't anyone there to stop him anymore.
Nakajima Atsushi - 1 True Ending, 1 Good Ending and 1 Bad Ending
That one character make everyone goes 'hell I could adopt him even not flirt with him.'
Cute, shy boy
Is cute when needed and sexy when wanted
Makes you wonder how can an angel like this even exists
Has good kissing sounds *if you know what I mean*
Drifting off the common route we dig deeper into his past, about the beast inside him, about the orphanage and the headmaster
A CG where he'll cry in your arms and you soothing him, reassure the boy that it's all in the past and he isn't alone now
Akutagawa Ryuunosuke - 1 True Ending, 2 Good Ending and 2 Bad Ending
Tsundere type
Foul-mouthed
Eventually will slowly opens up to MC
God he's so cute and precious
Needs a hug for all the traumas he's been through
His route basically focus on his past and how Dazai affected him so much
He has a CG where he sat down and talk with you about Gin and how he grows up in the slum, about why did he crave for power so bad, and why he wanted to be acknowledged by his ex-mentor.
3rd best bed scene in the game.
Kunikida Doppo - 1 True Ending, 1 Good Ending and 1 Bad Ending
Workaholic type
A man who dedicates his life to work
The handsome one with glasses
It's really fun watching him slowly falling for you, especially when he has this "58 standards for the ideal woman"
He'll slowly crosses them out just for you 💖
His route focus on the reason he dreams of an ideal world, his ideal world
Will has this 'behind the scene' flashback about The Azure King's case and Azure Apostle's case 2 years ago with the death of Rokuzou and Sasaki.
A CG where he holds you tightly in his arms and speaks with a broken voice, teary eyes about how he's so scare that his ideal might consume him one day like what happened to Azure King. He is whom chases his ideals like the moth chasing flames, but deep down under that perfectionist, workaholic mask is how he's insecure and scared that his ideals will burn him down like the flame that burn down the moth.
2nd best bed scene in the game.
His bad ending is basically when his ideals finally consume him and Kunikida became the 2nd Azure King.
Secret route: Fyodor Dostoevsky - 1 True Ending and 1 Bad Ending
After you finish everyone's route, a new, hidden route will be unlocked. And it's the Russian man, the mastermind behind everything
To be honest, this is quite of a short route. No common, just straight to his route
Also a mystery type
The smart, prodigy type
The one who has this aura goes "run for your life" or either "damn he's hot"
Expect an unhealthy relationship when you're in this route
This man will uses you like a pawn on his chessboard
Gaslighting, manipulation, abusing, you name it. Everything is in this route
What good ending? No good ending with him for you missy. Only true end or bad end.
WORST BAD ENDING IN THE WHOLE GAME. Please don't ask what it's like.
Fandisc: 2 fandisc with one being the current timeline, the other is about when Dazai is still in the mafia.
Bonus contents for 1st fandisc:
An extra route for Fukuzawa
A Bad Ending in common route ft a 3P, a Dazai x MC x Chuuya sandwich *chef's kiss*
An another Bad Ending in common route ft a 3P, an Atsushi x MC x Akutagawa sandwich
And a new Bad Ending in secret route leads you to a Dazai x MC x Fyodor sandwich
Bonus contents for 2nd fandisc:
A Mafia!Dazai route
An Odasaku route
An Ango route
A Bad Ending in common route that's extra spicy ft a 4P with the Dark Era Trio?!!! *chef's kiss*
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genyal0ver · 1 year
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Kfnrej omg Im having so many troubles w this fanfic today, 1st i accidently didn't save it now i can't find the request, so long story short, this will be 🖤Genya x diabolik lovers reader💜 I hope ( the person who requested this) likes it and since I didn't watch the anime myself, I hope i got the character right 🙏
Warnings : mention of kidnaping and some post trauma about it + seeing your kidnapper, some spoilers
💜GENYA SHINAZUGAWA X DL READER 🖤
Okay so one of the first reasons he fell in love with you in the first place was because you were always so kind to him,even before you 2 accualy started dating, tho with both of you being shy, it would take a while for you to start dating or talking in general
He loves how gentle you are, that you have accepted him just the way he is. He loves it when you gently place butterfly kisses on his scar. He is so happy with your positive personality, because anytime he has trouble with his brother, you are there for him to hug him telling him everything will be okay.
Lets say some random night, you went out in city for a date night. He was hoping to see lots of things since he ( and most of other demon slayers) don't have much time to explore the cities. But a thing he didn't know was that you know this town. It was the town when it happend. You tried to ignore the unwell feeling you had as you were walking, untill you saw him. The one who kidnaped you. The man who made you live in fear. He was right across the steet having a close eye on you,Genya noticed it pretty guickly, giving the man a glare, taking your hand to leave this filthful place.
As you got home, you told him about what happened, an he couldn't belive it How could they do it to you? . You, as someone who is so kind. Someone who is so lovely and beautiful. Someone who wouldn't hurt a fly. How come anyone to it to his s/o.
He promised you he would never lay another finger on you, ever since that day, Genya has kept a close eye on you, just enough to make sure you are okay, right next to him, he would make you feel loved and cared for everyday. He dosn't want to loose you. Not after what has happened to his own family.
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A/n : I am so sorry this is rushed, since Im writing this for 2nd time I forgot half of my headcannons from 1st one.
I will be taking other request anytime so feel free to tell them to me 🖤💜
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hellcatinnc · 11 months
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"Konnichiwa! Hajimemashite, watashi wa Danyale de desu yoroshiku"
Hi welcome to my Tumblr, my name is Danyale and this is a little about me and my blog. I have been into anime mostly shoujo for the last year as well as into otome games. I will share my reviews of love interests and games that are otome, shoujo, dating sim, and more. I also post some NSFW, Smut, Adult Fanfic, & Spoilers because I make fandom videos so be warned now but all things are tagged. Anyways hope you enjoy your stay and feel free to say hello I have many interests below if you see we have something in common say hi!
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Esaka
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Asagi
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Sena
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Liyan
Paschalia
Zafora
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Dante Falzone
Nicola Francesca
Gilbert Redford
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Baldur
Endo
Sieg
Liese
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Cat Noir
Luka
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Haruka
Tamaki
Yomato
Saeki
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Minoru Tsujimoto
Go Okuba
Toma Kiriya
Rei Kamiki
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Nagito
Iori
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Shuya
Ryota
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Tsubaki
Natsume
Fuuto
Kaname
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Loki
Hades
Balder
Apollon
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Ichiya Mitsumori
Shion Mayuzumi
Taiga Isurugi
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Rem
Urie
Lindo
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Ruki
Yuma
Subaru
Laito
Ayato
Kou
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Hayato
Shizuru
Akira
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Obi
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Artem
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Diabolik Lovers — A systematic review (sort of) of all the times the Diaboys cried in HDB, MB, DF, LE and CL
So, this (long) post is exactly what it says — it’s a count of all the times the Diabolik Lovers characters cry. Except Yui because she’s in every route and that would’ve made this a lot harder. It is excluding VC and LP as they are not story games and I don’t think they’d be crying over anything worth noting down.
I came up with this idea when I started my third year pharmacology dissertation which is a systematic review. The data extraction for this involves screening large numbers of papers for certain data, and I came up with the idea of doing this for the DL games and how many times the characters cry, since I was interested to see who cries the most (besides Kanato, obviously. I knew he’d come out on top by a long way before I even started.)
In order to do this properly, I needed an inclusion and exclusion criteria. Things to exclude are times other characters cried in the individual routes. I identified crying moments by Ctrl+F “cry” / “tears” / “cried” / “sob” / “snif” so there’s a chance something will be missed, especially since some CGs which show crying don't describe the crying in the text. Sometimes it wasn’t clear if they were crying or if it was just implied, in which cases I checked the walkthrough if there was one to try and hear it and it was only included if I could hear something like crying. I also recorded a brief reason for why they were crying. It took a while at first but once I got into it, it was easy.
This list will contain mentions of all canon themes + spoilers. Thank you to all the translators who contributed to the game translations on Tumblr. Any excluded routes/parts due to lack of TL are listed. Here is the masterlist I used.
Here is a link to a Google docs file containing all the times they cried. And now I’m going to talk about what this data represents and the best way to interpret it!
So, we could take these numbers at face value. Below is the breakdown of the raw data (data before any analysis).
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There’s obviously some bigger criers than others and to very little surprise Kanato is top. So let’s simplify this data and rank it.
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Now, we could take this as the final rankings and I guess if you were counting who cries the most times overall, that’s your ranking. However, is this really a reliable way of ranking them?
It’s not, because each character is in a different number of games each. The Sakamaki’s are in 5 games, the Mukami’s are in 4, the Tsukinami’s are in 3, and Kino is only in two. So is it fair to compare say, Shin’s 1 cry in 3 games to Subaru’s 2 cries in 5 games? How do we know Shin wouldn’t have had a couple more cries if he’d been in more games?
On top of that, because of people’s routes not being translated fully, I may not have included some cries. For example, only 1/6 of Yuma’s LE is translated, so Yuma’s cry count is across 3.15 games, whereas Ruki for example has complete translations and therefore we’ve searched through all routes.
So let’s average that, and get “average cries per game”
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In the real world of statistics, this data is pretty useless because each character cries different amounts of times. And I can’t really work any more averages such as which game includes the most cries per character because the data range is so large. Kanato skews the data massively, especially when Kanato and Subaru are both Sakamaki’s and Kanato has 31 cries (probably more, actually. I definitely missed some of them with the search terms) and Subaru only has 2.
But, here’s the new order.
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In general, this order is best for comparing each character since it takes into account the different amount of content for each character. So, this is order is what I’ll be using to talk about it.
Again, Kanato having the most cries is really not surprising here. 6 cries per game is roughly one cry every 5 stories – with that said, excluding CL which he goes a bit loopy in (and it doesn’t help that he loses his memories), Kanato’s cries do go down from 8 per game in HDB to 4 in DF and LE each. So, does he get his shit together a bit? Maybe!
Now, Laito did surprise me with how many cries he had actually. He’s a bit of a cry baby, huh? With that said, it’s interesting how averaging out the games puts Azusa in our number 2 spot. I want to hug Azusa, a lot of his cries were really sad ;;
Kou doesn’t surprise me a lot either because he’s pretty unstable. But it did surprise me when I averaged out the games and Ruki kicked Shu out of the number 5 spot? Ruki comes off a lot as much more composed so it’s surprising to know he’s actually a bit of a softie when it comes to showing his feelings.
Shu has on average 1 cry per game which is pretty decent — actually listening to a lot of Shu’s cries are pretty gut wrenching because when he does cry, it’s for about 5 minutes straight.
After that, everyone has less than 1 cry per game. Reiji and Ayato seem to be pretty tough when it comes to crying, although the CGs where they do cry make me really sad.
Subaru having such a low cry count actually makes me pretty damn sad? There’s so many moments with Subaru where he so very close to crying and a couple of times I think it’s implied that he was or is going to be crying alone. But I wish he cried more y’know? He’s hurting a ton in a lot of these games and he should let it out ;;
Honestly what shocked me the most was that Shin actually cries once? Because holy shit, I was not expecting that to be honest. And with Carla and Kino… well, I’m not surprised at all.
That’s pretty much all I have to say here. I wrote this out instead of revising for my actual statistics exam on Tuesday. Don’t take this too seriously - I explained it's limitations and such in my discussion - and feel free to ask any questions <3
To top it all off, have some CGs of everyone crying.
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DIABOLIK LOVERS LOST EDEN Vol.2 Kino Saga [TRACK 5]
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Original title: 欲しがる理由
Source: Diabolik Lovers LOST EDEN Vol.2: Kino-hen
Audio: Here
Seiyuu: Tomoaki Maeno
Translator’s note: It has been a while since I actually translated this CD so I have forgotten some things, but I do recall being very fascinated by Kino’s backstory. I just wish Rejet was a little more clear about what exactly he is but maybe I will learn more when I eventually play his Lost Eden route. :p Speaking of which, I’m sure this CD has some spoilers for his route but I don’t really mind. I recall translating some of Carla and Shin’s CDs long before playing either one of their routes as well. 
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Track 1 ll Track 2 ll Track 3 ll Track 4 ll Track 5
TRACK 5: WHY I WANT YOU
*Rustle*
“Nn…”
*Rustle rustle*
“Nnh…Ahー I must have dozed off at some point. Pwaah…The taste of her blood still lingers on my tongue. Perhaps I overindulged a little?”
*Rustle*
“Hmー As to be expected, she’s out for the count.”
*Knock knock*
“Yes?”
Yuuri informs him on the Sakamakis retreat to the Demon World. 
“Heehー Those guys just made a run for it, huh? I guess they went to the Demon World. …Well, it makes sense. With six of them, it’s difficult to hide.”
You ask if he’s talking about the Sakamakis.
“ーー Whoops. Ahーah. How long have you been awake for?”
You sigh in relief.
“I would have liked to keep it a secret from you for just a little longer. Look at you being so relieved.”
*Rustle*
“Hey! This is your fault Yuuri! …Well, I guess it can’t be helped now that she heard. However, knowing that, I suppose it’s about time we get started with the preparations.”
You tilt your head to the side.
“I mean, those guys will definitely come to steal you back, won’t they? That’s why I need to be ready to strike back when they do. …One of them has even inherited Father’s powers.”
You ask Kino what he hopes to achieve.
“Hah? What? Isn’t that obvious? …I will become the King of the Demon World.”
You ask him why.
“Don’t sweat the details. You really think there’s anyone out there who would pass up on such an opportunity? Besides, I want power. Overwhelming…powers…”
You try to convince Kino that those powers are not what he might think.
“What exactly are you trying to tell me? Inheriting those powers only brought the guy pain and suffering? I mean, I’m sure it’s because he’s simply not cut out for them.”
You elaborate.
“Please don’t group us together. I’m nothing like those who enjoyed a good, fortunate upbringing free from any worries…I was abandoned in the Demon World’s Land of the Unwanted alongside the Ghouls, only to be discriminated against and resented by other Demons. And if that wasn’t bad enough, even the Ghouls…! Anyway, I’d be able to pull it off. I will be able to wield those powers correctly. The Vampire, Vibora, Adler and even the Wolf Clan…I will use those powers to annihilate all of them! Ahaha…Hahaha…”
Your eyes widen in terror.
“Don’t worry. I’ll let you stay alive. I kind of need you to be by my side when I claim sovereignty over the Demon World after all. Besides, your blood is sweet and delicious as well.”
You frown and question his words from earlier. 
“Oh, I still hate you, for sure. But that doesn’t matter, does it?”
Yuuri enters the room.
“Yuuri. We are going to make the first move again. Just like how we did when we murdered Lord Richter. ー I’m just not the waiting type. …Let us dye the moon crimson with blood once again tonight.”
You ask Kino if he is the culprit behind Richter’s death.
“Exactly. I’m the one who killed Lord Richter. That guy had the nerve to seek me out himself and approach me. I guess he assumed he could use me to achieve his own goals. But too bad, I taught him a lesson and he paid with his life. I really enjoyed the look in his eyes during his final moments.”
Your face goes pale.
“Fufu…~ I guess you’re shocked to find out about his death? But he was a Vampire, remember? So he should have been glad to meet his end. No need for you to be so shocked.”
You grab hold of Kino’s arm and ask him what he wants to do.
*Rustle* 
“Tsk…Isn’t that obvious? I told you before, didn’t I? I want to get my hands on those powers and bring an end to all Demons. If you understand that, let go of me. …No point in trying to stop me.”
Kino leaves the room.
*SCENE SHIFT*
“Yuuri, I want you to keep an eye on her. I honestly wouldn’t put it past her to try and jump out of the window again. I can handle those Sakamakis by myself just fine.”
Yuuri tells him to be careful. 
“Yeah, yeah. I won’t do anything reckless. I’ll make sure to have some alleys by my side, just in case. I won’t lose that easily. …Unlike those guys, I have a proper goal I’m working towards.”
Yuuri nods.
“Well then, I’m leaving her in your care, Yuuri.”
 The wind blows in the distance.
( After speaking those words, I leaped off into the night sky alongside my Ghoul comrades. When I did, I couldn’t help but catch sight of the lights flickering on the land. From my point of view, those lights looked incredibly pure and beautiful. Like someone had scattered konpeito all across the ground. It almost gave me the impression that stars had fallen down on this place. Yet, at such a lovely place, those Demons who think they can trample all over us are hidden. It’s rather odd that as soon as I realize that, an unstoppable urge to massacre them right here and now wells up inside of me. 
ーー I start seeking out other Demons from up in the air. It shouldn’t be that difficult to track them down. The fact that this is not the Demon World plays in my favor, since they’re more likely to forget to conceal their presence. I am sure that they consider this place to be some kind of Paradise as well. )
“...I guess I really have no other choice but to put the trash where it belongs. ーー In the garbage bin, that is.” 
*Woosh* 
*TIMESKIP*
Kino enters his manor.
“I’m back!”
He plops down on the couch.
*Thud*
“Phew…”
Yuuri approaches him.
“Ah, Yuuri. How is she doing?”
He explains.
“A shower, huh? I guess she finally realizes that there’s no way out for her.”
Yuuri asks how things went. 
“Ah, unfortunately, I couldn’t find those Sakamakis today. This blood belonged to some random Vampire. They had been living amongst humans, so I killed them.”
He suggests that Kino takes a bath.
“Ahー You do make a good point. Guess I can’t stay covered in blood like this…I suppose I should go freshen up. I’m sure she has left the bathroom by now, right?”
Kino gets up.
“Mmh. Well then, Yuuri, I expect you to bring me my guava juice?”
He leaves towards the bathroom. 
*Thud* 
*Pshhhhh*
“...Oh? She’s still in there? Quite the long bath she’s taking then. Hmー Oh well, whatever. No need to hold back at this point. We can just take a bath together.”
Kino takes off his clothes. 
*Rustle rustle* 
“...Hey! You’re in the bath, right? I’ll join you as well. ー Eh? No reaction? Boring!”
He approaches the shower area. (1)
“Say, aren’t you going to at least freak out a little or get all embarrassed?”
*Knock*
“Hey…!”
*Knock knock*
“I’m coming in, okay?”
Kino opens the door. 
“Huh…? There’s nobody here?”
*TIMESKIP*
“I wonder who took her away?”
Yuuri apologizes once more.
“It’s fine. I’m sure you never expected her to disappear from the shower, did you? Besides, only a Demon capable of controlling space would be able to pull that off. Which means it has to be those guys…Things were going a little too well. I made myself known to her and I’m sure she will tell them all about me. I mean, it isn’t really my style to do things behind other people’s backs…so this honestly works in my favor. Next time, I’ll go and get Eve in person. I’m honestly looking forward to it already. …But no need to rush. Hahn…”
*Nom* 
*Crunch*
“I am sure that the stars will guide us. ーー Just like they did back then, remember?”
( While thinking so, I bit down on the sweetness of the konpeito spreading across my tongue. ーー While the sweet melody of this world falling apart echoes in the back of my mind. )
ーー THE END ーー
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(1) Most Japanese bathrooms consist of two separate areas with a door in between. The first area is used to take off your clothes while the second is where the shower area and tub are.
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For anyone who doesn't know what Diabolik Lovers is. . . you don't want to know, and don't need to know. . .
But if you're curious, or had watched the series, keep reading
As the opening suggests, I've recently fallen down the "Diabolik Lovers" rabbit hole, very similar to "Madoka Magica" but not in a good way. . .
I'll probably be the first to say that Diabolik Lovers is the ultimate guilty pleasure anime; it's bad, but it's good at being bad, which I entirely blame on the fact that the show was made in 2013. . .
There was a lot of issues I had with the series, but the biggest caveat I had other than the thorny vampires, was the story. Cause other than the mom coming back to life and new vamps, it was ✨Boring✨
Especially the ending!
And because I disliked the story so much, I've made a whole mental reboot in my head. What do I mean by that? Basically taking the entire series in my head and giving it ✨A complete makeover✨
I'm talking redesigns of old characters, introducing new characters, worldbuilding, and an actual story! Which all of that, I could go on and on about, but given my very messy schedule and several other projects, I don't think I'll be able to
So for now, I'll talk about what I'm most proud of: The story
(Massive spoiler warning)
(Tw: Heavy topics will be discussed, stop reading if you're uncomfortable)
Alright, let's talk about. . .
✨Diabolik Lovers: The Glass Labyrinth✨
This takes place in the modern day, roughly 5 years after season 2; things still haven't changed, and Yui is still very much stuck with the vamps. Yui is, as expected, extremely depressed; not only is she trapped with bloodthirsty vampires who constantly torment and ab*se her, but she has no family nor friends to run to. All except for one little creature she acquainted with, a peculiar dove
Ever since she started reading on the balcony alone, the same dove would always fly over to where she sat and approached her, even letting her scratch its head. Yui was surprised at first, but having no one else to be around other than her ab*sers, she lets it go and the two become good friends
But it doesn't take long for simple head scratches to turn into full blown therapy sessions, as she begins lamenting all her feelings to the creature. Talking about how alone and trapped she feels, and wishing she were a dove so she can "fly away from this horrid life. . !" Of course, all the little guy could do was sit and listen, again this was a bird, not a miracle worker. . . This routine would go on for at least a few months till one day, when she's out on the balcony reading, waiting for her little bird friend, it arrives as normal, but Yui is quick to notice that something was off, it wore a strange device. Fortunately, she was able to get a better look once the creature landed, it was one of those capsules they used for messenger pigeons
Yui takes the capsule from its back and opens it, which the dove gladly allows. Revealing the letter inside, she finds out that the letter was from the dove's owner. They asked if she wanted to talk more in the letter, to which Yui, desperate for friends, immediately accepts the offer. Quickly, she flips the paper over and begins writing, asking general questions like who they were and where they'd come from; but before she could roll up the paper again something happens. The letters begin to shift into another sentence in different yet beautiful handwriting, reading:
"Who I am isn't important, but what is right now is getting you someone to talk to, you seem like you need it." Before disappearing from the page. Yui, although shocked, response back just as fast as before, asking how it knew that, it merely said it could tell from her rather shaky writing. It's quick to change the subject, asking general questions about her, to which Yui very much responds to them. Her and the talking paper begin having a conversation, still so curious about who was really behind it, but within minutes, their subject begins to change into something far more mysterious. Witches
Being the religious girl that she was, Yui knew quite a bit on witches, how the devil would leave his marks on unexpecting women, their familiars, the trials against them, a tiny bit of everything. When writing it all down, the paper disagrees with her, saying that witches are far more complex than she lets on. It goes on to compare witches to vampires, how, unlike them, a witch and her familiar are much harder to spot. They can be anywhere. . . When Yui was about to ask how it knew, she puts two and two together extremely fast. Just before she can ask any more questions, the paper burns into ashes, startling her, and the little dove? gone without a trace. She lets the realization sink in as she watches the ashes scatter in the wind. That dove, the dove that visited her constantly, the dove she's been venting to. . . was a witch's familiar
The next day, it was all she could think about. Did a witch really try to contact her? How did they know so much about her? Why her specifically? Questions that were, understandably, messing with her head for what felt like days, the only way for her to gain closure now is to do more research, a lot more research. And unfortunately, she knew exactly where to start. . . The vampire brothers
Fortunately, Yui's interaction with the dove and paper were left under their radar, but for everything else, they could tell something was up. Something was plaguing her mind, and they knew it. Despite some bewildering and bizarre guesses they were making to what it exactly was, Yui had to pick one of the brothers to ask for information; she knew that Subaru or Reiji would be too stubborn to give a full answer and god forbid if she asked someone like Laito, Kanato, or even Ayato. Making her safest option, the eldest brother, Shu. So later that night, sneaking past snoozing vampires, makes her way to Shu's room. But before she even knocked on his door, she knew that Shu wouldn't give away that information for free. . . yeah, we can all see where this is going. . .
For the sake of everyone's sanity, let's use our imaginations and picture Shu sticking a straw in Yui's shoulder or something-
Once inside Shu's room, their interaction goes to following:
Yui: Ok, kinda an off-topic question, but what do you know about witches?
*Shu stops drinking her blood*
Shu: Witches. . ? They're old hags who fly around on broomsticks and eat small children. . .
Yui: . . .That's what you think witches are. . ?
Shu: Well, aren't they? Why are you asking?
*Yui gets a little flustered but manages to keep calm*
Yui: Oh- n-no reason! I just thought that someone like you, a vampire, would believe that witches existed-
Shu: *Heh* Obviously not, witches don't exist, and if they did, they'd be a huge threat to us, us especially
Yui: Wait, why?
*Shu realizing his mistake*
Shu: uuuuhhhhhhhhhh-. . .
*Cut to Yui being kicked out of Shu's room*
Although it wasn't much, Shu had unintentionally given her just enough information to guide her on the right path of where she needed to go next. She sneaks back to her room, not before bumping into Laito. . . yeah, the guy wanted a midnight snack. . .
In the years she spent with the vampires, not only did she get a little braver, but a little smarter too. Using the vampires' dislike for loud noise to her advantage, she plants tape recorders of various loud and repeating noises and hid them in various hard-to-spot locations, that whenever they'd turn on, it causes the brothers to go mad trying to find the source of the sound, and for extra measures, she places one of Kanato's "wax figures" in her bed to give the fake illusion that she was sleeping. And with the brothers distracted and using a homemade rope, Yui is able to sneak off the balcony and leave the mansion, all the way to her local library
She estimated the time it would take for the vampires to find the device to be roughly an hour, so she makes every visit count. There, Yui was able to learn not just more on witches, but their relationship with vampires. She learns three major things:
Vampires and Witches had been coexisting alongside each other for years, but the most talked about and cataloged were the witches (The witch trials)
The relationship between the two beings is extremely shaky, one second they're completely peaceful, another they're at full on war with one and other. Through most of history, however, they had a business-relationship; a vampire could sense a witch from miles away and would often do tasks for a witch in exchange for their help and or guidance
(This is the most important one) A single witch or any magic user can take down an army's worth of vampires, within minutes. . .
A witch can fight a vampire. . . and win
Yui gets a habit of preforming this plan often, each word of the books enticing her more and more. She was thankful to have a working library card, but even if she did bring some of the books with her, it would immediately give away what she was doing to the brothers. Besides, Yui absolutely adored the new amounts of alone time she was getting. And, as a bonus, she gained more of a resistance to dirt and bugs, due to sneaking outside so much, and being completely willing to dodge the vampires by any means possible, even if it meant crawling through the mud and jumping into bushes. But of course, all good things must come to an end. . . And on one rainy night, when in her normal study nook, she gets confronted by Reiji, who had followed her all the way to the library
The interaction goes as the following:
*Reiji places a hand on Yui from behind, startling her*
Reiji: I should've known something was off. . .
Yui: Reiji-san! I-
Reiji: Now, explain to me, why exactly have you been leaving the manor?
Yui: H-how did you?!-
Reiji: Let's just say it was a hunch, and. . .
*Reiji trails off and pulls out one of the tape recorders from his jacket*
Reiji: Judging by how many of these you've been leaving around, it was likely you've been doing this often. . . Now, if you could be so kind as to give me an answer. . .
*Reiji starts to get more irritated*
*Yui, although scared, tries to stay calm and makes up an excuse*
Yui: Well Reiji-san, you see-
*Reiji cuts her off, noticing the several open books she left carelessly*
Reiji: What exactly have you been studying here anyway?
*He instead focuses on the area surrounding them, picking up one of the books*
*Yui tries to stop him, but fails*
Yui: Uh!- Reiji-san! You don't have to do that!! Please give it back!
*After reading a few sentences, he fixes his glasses and sighs, assumingly unimpressed*
Reiji: Witches. . ? Do you really believe in such fairytales. . ?
*He looks down at a now scared Yui*
Reiji: Stories of women possessing magical powers aided by the devil, and using said powers for either malicious purposes or to help others in need. . . Just more folklore and nonsense created by mortals. . .
*Reiji shuts the book with one hand*
Normally, this would be chalked up to his constant need to judge and him wanting to play the role as the "smart one," but there was something about his body language that didn't match his tone nor what he was saying. Yui managed to notice small things, like how his eyes widened before he fixed his glasses, or how he pushed the book closer to his face, as if wanting a better look, it was almost like he was surprised she was reading about this stuff. . . And when she attempted to confront him on it, he quickly got defensive, even going as far as to grab her hand, scolding her to never question his authority, but decides he wasn't going to hurt her, saying that he didn't feel like punishing her. So, with that, the two leave, Reiji pulling Yui by the hand, all the way back to the mansion, to which a bunch of "happy vampires" were waiting for her
Despite their negative and overall cruel comments, once Yui went back to her room, she couldn't fall asleep, especially with all the information she'd gathered. She formed somewhat of a theory board in her head, taking what she knew and trying to figure out what it all meant. The books, Shu's comment, Reiji's body language, everything was or could be important. Yet out of all that was being sorted in her mind, what she found most jarring was the fact a witch was the only being strong enough to take down a vampire. She laid in bed, eyes open and unmoving for hours, till finally the morning light sent her back into reality. Once she got up, she was, as expected, very tired, clearly noticeable by her dreary eyes and messy hair, and when she made her way to the dining room, Laito humorously remarked how she "looked like she just rolled out of bed"
At the dining room table, Ayato and Subaru were talking about a popular theme park that's near their area, but all eyes are shifted to Yui once she sat down. Laito's perverted comments of how he much preferred her half-asleep state as he played with her hair without consent; Kanto's attempts of gaslighting her, saying she wouldn't be so tired if she'd just stayed put like she was supposed to; even Reiji telling them to stop; it was all routine to her at that point. After he scolds two of the brothers, he's quick to scold Yui next, telling her to fix her behavior because they had a big day planned. What was their plan? Well, the Mukami brothers had gotten tickets to the theme park Ayato and Subaru were just talking about and invited them all to go with. Of course, this got the respected amounts of excited and nonchalant reactions, but not everyone was too happy. . .
Subaru, although excited for the trip, was extremely hesitant to bring Yui along with them, given her sneaking out so much, questioning the others if she really deserved to go. And taking the opportunity for more alone time and possibly the chance to go back to the library, she accepted her punishment, telling the brothers that she deserves it. To which Reiji is quick to stop her, asking what kind of fools she mistaken them for. It was obvious that if they left, Yui would just try that little stunt again. She was going, whether she wanted to or not. . .
Fast forward to when they actually got to the theme park. The gang meets up with the Mukami brothers, who were more than happy to see Yui again. . .
*Kou yells out to the group*
Kou: There you are!
*They all turn around, seeing the Mukami brothers walking towards them*
*Azusa runs ahead, like an over excited puppy*
Azusa: Eve!
*He proceeds to run up and hug Yui, making the other vamps a bit defensive, but that drops once the other three show up*
*Laito giggles a bit*
Laito: Well Little B*tch, looks like someone's happy to see you!~
Ruki: Nice seeing you all again! Glad you've made it
Subaru: *Uh* *Duh!* This is the most popular theme park in town right now! Why wouldn't we show up?!
*Reiji fixes his glasses, unfazed*
Reiji: It'd be rude to turn down an invitation. . . And if I may ask, why did you want to meet us here in the first place?
*Reiji takes the matter way more seriously than it had to be*
*Ruki laughs a bit*
Ruki: This is merely just for some rest and relaxation is all! We hardly spend any time together and we thought this would be the best way to do so. . . And besides. . .
*Ruki trails off, looking over to Azusa, still very much latched onto Yui*
Ruki: It's nice to see Azusa so happy. . .
Reiji: . . .Is that so?
*Yuma chimes in*
Yuma: Yeah, on the ride here, all he could talk about was that little piggy. I don't think I'd ever seen him run that fast. . .
*Meanwhile, Azusa was still very much hugging Yui, the triplets watching in slight amusement*
*Yui was too tired to attempt to pull him off herself*
Azusa: I missed you. . . so much Eve. . .
*He hugs her a bit tighter*
Azusa: Did you. . . miss me too. . ?
*Yui tries to choke out a response, despite having the air squeezed out of her*
Yui: I-I missed you too- Azusa-kun. . .
Kou: Alright Azusa, let her go or she'll pop!
*Kou pulls Azusa off her, Yui immediately taking a breath after*
Kou: I'm sure she's happy to see all of us! Aren't you little Maso-kitty?~
Yui: Oh! *Um-* yes, of course. . .
From early on in their interaction, it's safe to say that Reiji was still a bit iffy about the Mukami brothers, even if they formed their little alliance almost years ago; and the fact that Ruki paid for everything. Aside from that, the Mukami brothers planned the trip cause they were generally interested in the main vamps and wanted to get to know them more. It seemed like everyone was excited for this trip. . . well, "almost" everyone. . .
As part of her punishment, Yui would be paired with the triplets, as well as Kou and Azusa, entirely going on the rides and attractions that they wanted to go on; which were all, unironically, mostly horror based. And sure, there were some rides and sites she enjoyed, but that didn't distract from the fact that the whole time, the vampires were watching her like hawks, further reminding her how trapped she was. Want to know what was so interesting? This behavior doesn't go unnoticed! Whilst Azusa was holding Yui's hand, guiding the group to the ride he wanted to go on next, she thought she heard whispers. . . Whispers from girls amongst the crowd! At first, she tried to ignore them, thinking they were merely voices in her head as a result of not sleeping. But as they continued, the more apparent they got. . .
"Is that who I think it is?!-"
"No way, it's her. . !"
"Look at the guys she's with. . ."
"They look scary. . ! Like serial killers. . ."
"Could you imagine what she has to go through. . ? Poor girl. . . "
"Honestly, if I were her, I'd probably drive my car over a cliff, it'd be better than what she probably has to go through. . ."
"Don't say that! She's been with them for years, who knows how bad her situation is. . !"
Left and right, the whispers didn't seem to stop. Although it being very obvious just who they were talking about, Yui didn't seem to believe it, and heck, a part of her didn't want to. . . She'd lived with the vampires for so long, and for just as long, people just didn't seem to care. . . Not enough to get her out of that situation nor enough to help her. And by that point, she'd already seemed to accept that. . . in till she got a look at the crowd herself, finally seeing the tens of hundreds of eyes on her. These girls were talking about her and her alone! And honestly, why wouldn't they?!
Through their eyes, Yui was basically being dragged to these different locations, with her head down and a visibly sad look on her face, her dreary eyes only doubling it; she looked, acted, and was miserable. Back to Yui, to say she was surprised would've been an understatement, but not before long, Kanto gets in front of her, blocking her view of the crowd and demanding attention. This would continue throughout their visit, Yui would hear whispering and once she'd turn her head, one of the vampires would be in front of her. And as this pattern continued, it became very obvious to her of what they were doing. . . They were clearly trying to distract her, block her from the truth in some way. By all means, she could've confronted them, but by that point it was already too late. . . She was much too tired to fight back, and even if she did, she'd doubt that her attempts at rebelling wouldn't last long. . . After all, she was only human. . .
Continuing on their trip, just when the sun was starting to set, the vampires decided that it was probably time to meet back up with the others, but not before making a quick pit-stop at the nearest restrooms. As the guys took their time doing their business, Yui, waiting outside, catches something moving in the corner of her eye. . . a small, white, flying something, if you will. . .
Just flying above her, was that familiar dove. . ! She couldn't believe it. . ! Ever since her hyper fixation on witches, she'd never had time to be around the little creature, she even doubted if it would even come back anymore after she learned the truth; but there it was, flying circles above her! It whistled and cooed, as if to tell her something, before darting off in another direction, like it wanted for her to follow. Suddenly all the energy she lost a day before, came flooding back into her body, and with little time she had to think, she sprinted in that same direction, not looking back, and chasing the dove. Now, for as ridiculous as this sounds, it was actually due to a much bigger flaw in the boys' plan. Originally, they were going to work in shifts, one person was going to watch Yui whilst everyone else did their business, and the one thing they never thermally talked about was who was gonna watch her first, nor did they estimate just how long they would each take, so they were all treated to the pleasant surprise of seeing each other in the restroom, with none of them watching Yui
*Azusa and Kou leave their restroom stalls at the same time*
*Kou sighs*
Kou: *Sigh* What a great day! Think it's time we head back now, don't wanna keep our little Maso-kitty waiting!
*Azusa nods his head*
Azusa: Agreed. . .
*Just when they were about to leave, they see Kanto washing his hands at one of the sinks, shocking Kou*
Kou: What the- Kanto?!
*He doesn't notice them at first, already looking down at the sink, but once he hears his name, he peers at the restroom mirror, seeing the two there and turning around, just as surprised as they were*
*Kou gets angry at Kanto because he, to him, was supposed to be watching Yui*
Kou: What the hell man?! I thought you were watching Yui!!
*Kanto, having no idea what he was talking about, gets irritated as a response*
Kanto: What-? No! I never said that!!
Kou: Dude didn't you listen?!, we all talked and agreed you would do it first!!
Kanto: Oh please, we'd never agreed to that!! And besides. . .
*Kanto turned to, and staired death-daggers at Azusa, who was still very much confused*
Kanto: Last time I checked. . . We'd agreed to let Azusa be the first to watch her. . .
*Kou is quick to defend him, blocking the two from each other*
Kou: Hey man! leave him alone!! He has nothing to do with this!
Azusa: I. . . was supposed to be watching Eve. . ?
*He tilts his head*
Azusa: But. . . I thought. . . Ayato was doing that. . .
*Just then, Laito and Ayato walk out from the nearby urinals to meet up with the rest of the group*
Laito: Well gentlemen, shall we goin-?
*Seeing Kou there, the two are shocked, since they believed that Kou would be the first to watch Yui*
Laito: Kou? What on earth are you doing here?!
Ayato: Yeah man, what the hell?! You're supposed to be watching Yui!!
Kou: Dude no!! That's not what we talked about!!
*Azusa puts two and two together, quicker than everyone else*
Azusa: So. . . if we're all here. . . then who's watching Eve. . ?
*That realization hits the rest of the group like a truck*
Ayato: Oh sh*t! PANCAKE!!
But just when they sprinted out of those restrooms, Yui was nowhere to be seen. . . Oh crap. . .
"Well why can't they just teleport to her?!?!" Is what you're probably asking, and the simple answer is that they can't anymore. That's right, we're getting rid of their whole teleporting ability! They got away with it for too long, it's dumb, it's stupid, you're welcome-
Moving on, of course the vampires go full "manhunt mode" trying to find her, assuming that because she was so tired and the fact that she wasn't a great runner, she couldn't had gotten far, right? Well, unsurprisingly, the exact opposite happened. Yui manages to make her way to the other side of the park, somehow avoiding the other five in the process, still very much on the trail of the dove. Speaking of which, the little dove flew and flew while Yui just followed and followed, eventually leading her all the way to a run-down funhouse, far away from all the other attractions. It flies into the building through one of the only open windows, to which she's quick to follow suit, although rather scared and questioning whether or not the place would even be open, Yui is proven wrong once she placed her hands on the door, allowing it to creak open. . . no turning back now. . .
Seeing the building from the outside, it led her to question to what it was exactly it closed down for, because despite how old the building probably is, it still looked fairly decent. Entering and exploring however, she very much understood as to why, each corner and crevice of the building were covered in not just black mold but were riddled with the bite marks of rats and other creatures. As grossed out as she was, Yui kept moving, using what little sun was left peering through the windows as her source of light.
She needed to find the dove, she had to! Cause in her mind, maybe just maybe, it would help her learn the truth. . . did a witch really try to talk to her. . . and after several minutes of searching, she finally found it. Inside an open room, with its walls coated in mirrors, was the little dove, sitting right in the center of the room, waiting for her, helpfully illuminated by the last few seconds of golden hour. Yui was overjoyed, and ran toward the creature immediately, going on to tell it how happy she was to see it. After so much waiting, she'd finally would get some form of closure! But their little reunion doesn't last long. . . Just moments after Yui enters the room, the once completely open-door slams shut, startling the both of them and causing the dove to fly into Yui's arms. Both were, respectfully, confused by this, considering they were the only two who'd entered the building to begin with
Turns out, other girls weren't the only ones sneaking glances at her. . . Men stared too, but rather than viewing her as a victim, they saw her as a price tag. . . This one group in particular knew the vampires were overprotective of Yui and would go through extreme lengths to keep her in their mits, thus, the kidnapping. And given the brothers are rich, we all can probably tell what will happen. Out from the shadows, the group of men revealed themselves one by one; to make matters worse, Yui could recognize so little about their faces before she started backing away in fear. That only continued when they started talking, and by the first sentences she already knew exactly what their plan was. . .
She hoped the little creature in her arms would help her, but it was just as scared as Yui, beginning to quiver in her arms, even it knew they couldn't handle these guys alone. . .
Now with the two surrounded, this seems like the end. . .
But strap in everyone, this is where things get good!
Remember the mirror-covered walls? Well, one of the men notices and points out something disturbing about their reflections. The images presented, instead of showing the regular facial features, it showed the men with black holes for eyes, as well as large, drooling a gap smiles, it looked like a kid scribbled over the mirror with a black marker. And before anyone could know what was going on, something just as terrifying is displayed, the images begin to distort and move in ways unlike any funhouse mirror can. What were supposed to be faces began laughing, their arms increased in length, and parts of their flesh were fused together, almost like something stripped out of a horror movie. Using their elongated arms, they stretch themselves out of the mirror, each reflection grabbing their respected creator and pulling them to their fates. Yui watches in speechless awe as the men scream and struggle for freedom, but are left helpless in the hands of the mirrors. . .
Sooo. . . They're dead. . .
Pretty much every moment of that scene was jarring, but what made it even more jarring were their reactions. Yui, rather than going into instant terror or fear, is left in a state of shock, maybe she was still processing what happened, perhaps she thought the encounter wasn't as terrifying as having bloodthirsty vampires at her neck; but one thing's for sure, she'd never seen something like that before. As for the little dove, its reaction was the polar opposite, it cooed in cheer and glee as it flew from Yui's arms and onto her head, snapping her back into reality. She attempted to calm the creature down and figure out what was making it act like that, but to no avail; till, from out of the blue, a feminine voice began to speak to both of them, echoing within the room and only increasing the little creature's excitement
"Good work Apollo! You've got her!"
Somewhat startled by the sudden talking, Yui violently turns herself around to find the source, causing the bird on her head to fly off and onto her shoulder, still just as happy for some reason. When she asked who said that, the dove finally directs her to the very front of the room, there, the final unused mirror stands. But instead of showing anything that merely resembled her reflection, it showed something entirely different. Like some kind of magic, bright, colorful blobs of light began to shine from the mirror, turning her confused shock to amazed awe. Gears in her mind began winding as a curious gleam gets into Yui's eyes, she walks forward, still ever so curious
The feeling she got was almost magnetic, continuing to creep forward it were like time itself stopped just for her, and by then, she'd already long forgotten about the vampires hunting her down, truly during these moments. . . nothing mattered other than to reach the mirror. . . Only when Yui reached the middle of the room, is when she abruptly stopped. Thankfully, her sudden stop made her come back to her senses for a little bit, so although still curious, she couldn't understand why. . . she wanted to keep moving but her body kept telling her not to
Obviously, this starts a small argument between her mind and gut, both fighting for control as Yui stood there helplessly, rightfully confused the bird on her shoulder.
"Cmon, cmon!- We're so close, keep moving!"
"No, no, something is bound to happen! We should stay put just in case. . !"
But as the two sides continued to bicker back and forth, the still yet radiance mirror began to move, vibrating violently, bringing the internal argument to screeching halt; and Yui immediately understood why she stopped. Suddenly, a white aura glowed from the mirror edges, the rapid shaking causing cracks to form on its surface, and once more, that feminine voice speaks to her once more
"Awh, having trouble deciding to keep walking, are we?~"
"It's honestly understandable, I mean if I saw a glowing, shaking, mirror, I'd walk towards it too right? *Hah!*"
"Oh! Another thing, terribly sorry for what happened earlier. Me and Apollo expected you, but, weren't expecting the guests. . ."
*Even more cracks form on the mirror*
"*Sigh* supposed I kept you waiting for long enough, don't you think. . ?"
"You've worked so hard and gone through some much. . ."
*The mirror becomes almost entirely broken*
"I'd say it's time we finally met: face to face!"
And with that, the mirror finally shatters, nearly making Yui fall back in fear, covering her face and the dove with her arms as to not be injected with the shards of glass that were flying across the room, yet only exciting her bird friend. Once she thought the coast was clear, Yui hesitantly pulled down her arms to see what was in front of her, then she saw what she thought to be unexplainable. The mirror was shattered, but the colors underneath still remained, creating this luminous, unworldly, entrance. . . like a portal to another dimension
Gaining back her footing, Yui was, respectfully, tooken back by the sudden jump-scare of broken glass and surprised by the vortex in front of her, but the little creature didn't seem to mind, fluttering off her shoulder and atop the strange gateway, yet by then, she'd already put the pieces together and knew exactly who was about to walk through that door. Like clockwork, a faint silhouette formed in front of the entrance and began pulling itself out of the reflection. This was it. . . The moment she'd been waiting for. . . The witch that's been trying contact Yui, the witch that sent their familiar to her at a time of need, they were finally going to meet. . . And honestly, Yui was whole mess of emotions at that point, scared was one thing for sure, but a sudden wave of joy and determination as well. Finally, she would get the answers that she so desperately wanted, and nothing was going to stop her, not even bloodthirsty vampires. . .
Stepping out into the real world, the figure fairly resembled a human, with a short structure and a thin hourglass figure, perfectly matching their voice. They lightly dusted off their shoulders as the dove cooed in joy and fluttered onto one of them
"*Sigh* Not one of my greatest entrances, but it'll do. . ."
They turn to a, very much in awe, Yui, and begin to walk toward her, amused by her reaction and the look on her face. Slowly but surely, their figure changes, becoming more human and revealing their true form. They've shown to be someone roughly Yui's age, brunette hair with bleached tips and the richest of hazel eyes; wearing 70s attire, a red beret, red-painted lips and an amused yet sweet smile. Now in front of her, there were so many things Yui wanted to say, so many questions she wanted to ask, but due to experiencing so many emotions at once, it awkwardly came out in one sentence
"Y-you're. . . you're-"
"What? A beauty? A muse? *Gasp* Your savior?!"
"Y-You're the witch. . !"
". . ."
"*Eh* I get that a lot. . ."
"Niji Shikisou, The Painter Witch, at your service~"
"Nice to finally meet you, Ms. Eve. . ."
As they did a little curtsy to introduce themself, new questions as well as old remaining ones were swarming Yui's head, and they were very aware of this, and although they wanted to clear things up to make things easier, what Yui didn't know was that time was running thin. Just before Yui could say anything else, they quickly cut her off, telling her they understand how confused she must be, reinsuring her that she will get the answers soon as long as she was patient and if she trusted them, offering their hand. And like the Painter Witch said, she'd come so far. . ! After outwitting the vampires and commending to their torment for years, she deserved to know the truth. . ! So, Yui, wanting the truth more than anything, takes Niji's hand, accepting their offer, which pleased them that she was so willing to cooperate
But everything can't be too easy, they're quick to direct the group's attention to the ground, where most of the largest shattered glass shards laid. Forcing herself and Yui to crouch down and look at the shards, Niji uses that same spell to alter the current reflections, to show what exactly was happening concurrently. Just like before, it instead revealed the actions and faces of all ten vampires. . . and they looked angry! Turns out while searching for Yui, the triplets, Kou and Azusa rejoined with the rest of the group, and were getting close to their half of the theme park. Of course, Yui was absolutely terrified by this; now if this were one-off thing, the brothers would probably find a "creative" way to punish her, likely a whipping or taking turns drawing her blood, but remember, she'd done this multiple times to this point forward. . .
So, case in point, if they find her now, they'd rip her to shreds, or worse! But before Yui could properly panic, Niji calms her down, reinsuring her that she has nothing to worry about with them around. Very much unintentionally reminding her of a very important fact, witches are stronger than vampires. They go on to say that they've already had a plan to deal with the vamps, and they were gonna need mirrors, a lot more mirrors! Despite having even more questions, from that point forward, Yui had never trusted another person more in entire life, there was no time to chat. Grabbing onto her, Niji forced the two of them back up again, saying they had no more time to waste. With that, pulling Yui by the hand, they sprint toward the shatter doorway, forcing the whole group inside! All the while, Yui fully trusted her, despite having no idea what her plan was. . .
~Meanwhile~
Both Sakamaki and Mukami brothers were still searching for Yui, the sun was now completely out of the sky and all the lights in the park were coming on. Once the group rejoined, the rest of the main vamps, Yuma and Ruki were all rightfully angered by them losing Yui, causing the group to argue a bit, only stopping once Reiji breaks them up and reminds them of the task at hand, putting an end to their fight for the time being. Like a pack of hungry wolves, they scout a majority of the theme park for their prey, and looking at their plan on paper, it was pretty uncoordinated, cause despite working together for half the search, they could only cover so much ground at a time, making their attempts to find Yui even more difficult than if they just split up into groups of two. Making matters worse, they weren't the quietest nor the sneakiest either. . . Yuma and Subaru, so angry about her sudden disappearance, caused massive amounts of damage to the park itself, to which they were narrowly caught by park staff
This was entirely Reiji's idea, due to still not trusting the Mukami brothers, and finding the plan as a way to not only find Yui, but also to keep a close eye on them in case they tried running off with her again, despite how time consuming it would be. At that rate, the vampires kept searching and searching as it got later and later into the night, eventually making their way to the other side of the park, where all the old and unpopular attractions were. Irritated, Kou climbs up an old signal tower to get a better look at their surrounding area, the view he got wasn't the best, the tower he climbed was a bit smaller than what he expected and the night sky away from any source of light wasn't helping either, but he made do with what he had. When yelled at from the ground, asking for what he saw, he did a slow 360° with his body, scoping out the land. He yelled out the repeated phrase "nothing" as he went full circle, at first he didn't see much, just rundown buildings, the night sky, nothing too special. It's only when he got about halfway around, he saw something truly unexpected. . .
"W-W-Wait. . ? What are those sparkly star things. . ?"
"A-Are those particles?!"
From out in the distance, Kou saw bright yellow, glowing particles, radiating from one specific area. Bewildering him, cause aren't all the attractions were supposed to be closed? And what made more suspicious, were that the particles were coming from one specific area and nowhere else. . . Once Kou came down and reported what he saw, they were just as confused as he was, and despite how big of a red flag that is, the guys were running thin on options on actually finding Yui, so they headed there without another thought, desperate to reach her again, and once they did, it was nothing like they've ever seen before. In front of them was the most saturated building the group had ever come across, covered in every hue of the rainbow, the building itself looked like something straight from Las Vegas, like one of those fancy and over-the-top casinos, and at its entrance were flickering, neon-glowing signs reading things like:
"Alastor's Wine: Best Served Cold Finale!!"
"One Night Only!!"
"Don't Miss It!!!"
Alongside a sign of an amorphized dove. All radiating, you guessed it, the glowing particles Kou saw earlier. Internal alarms were blaring in their heads as everything about that place practically screamed "trap!" But at that point, they were already getting desperate, a majority of them were tired from the searching and wanted to get things over with. So slowly, they crept up to the building's entrance, watching each other's backs in case something happened. Pulling Ayato in front, the rest of the group decided to send him inside first, and annoyed but still wanting to keep his pride, he grudgingly agreed. Right away, and like Kou, he notices the unexplainable, how despite the building being so unyieldingly bright, there were no signs of any lights, no stage lights, no electrical cords, nothing; so either they used really powerful technology, or this was the building's natural colors. . !
The groups kept moving despite, and luckily for Ayato, the building had no doors, which made taking a look inside a tinier, all be it being ten times saturated on the inside than on the outside. With everyone in front of the door, they all got a look inside, it seemed safe enough, neither of them still weren't too sure. . . what if the gateway is rigged with traps? Sheepishly, Laito suggests that Ayato should go first, since he made this far taking the lead, to which he immediately regrets, because he knew a rattrap when he saw one. . . It went on back and forth between the guys, everyone pointing fingers of who'd be willing to sacrifice themselves of entering the strange building, eventually sparking yet another argument between the vampire, but this time, Reiji is even quicker to end it. . ! He breaks up the fight in half, loudly scolding them that their bickering wouldn't get them anywhere closer in retrieving Yui, and how he was gonna get everyone inside? He thought of that too. . .
Turning to Ayato, he asked for one of his shoes, and although confused, he reluctantly does give him one. Reiji goes on to explain that he's going to throw it into the building, and if nothing happened to it, that meant that the room was trap-free and it was safe to enter, earning a collective "ooohhh!-" from the rest of the group; there were many times where Reiji truly felt like the "smart one," this was one of those times. . . Anyways, with the object in hand, he throws it into the building, already thinking that this plan is was just a waste of time as is. Yet, instead of the shoe just getting a long distance in the air before hitting the floor, because, well, gravity. . . The object, immediately upon entering the building, completely changes. Its appearance alters, lightening in color and matching the building's insides, which takes the entire group by surprise. That's when Reiji finally notices just how different the insides of the building were from the outside
Cause while everything outside looks sturdy, simple and well, normal, the inside of that building looked almost "hand-drawn", it looked more smoother, rounded, like something straight from a classic Disney film. But just before Reiji or Ayato could question anything further, Laito, obviously thinking that it dragged on for quite long enough, just pushes them in without warning. Uncalled for sure, but exactly what the group needed. . .
"Laito, what the hell?! What was that fo-?! Wah-wait a sec. . ."
Similarly to the shoe, both Reiji and Ayato's appearances change just like that. Becoming more detailed in their physicals, again, like it was straight from a classic Disney film. Of course, everyone had their questions, Ayato even asks if they'd all took something earlier. But no time to think about that! They have a Yui to catch! They had to keep going, so with the unintentional greenlight, everyone else entered the building, a few of them marveling in their new looks, and quickly began their search. . . They fell for it
With that, we finally learn about Niji's plan, and unsurprisingly, it involves using Yui as bait, but not in the way some think. Niji, as holder of the Painter Witch title, was no stranger to creating vivid illusions that mess all sorts of minds, so they knew immediately what they wanted to do. Using their magic, they transform the building, turning it from a crusty run-down attraction to a marveling casino within seconds. But, as fate would have it, they knew the vampires weren't going to fall for such a trick, so that's where Yui comes in! Niji could change the casino all she wanted, yet there were still some things she couldn't, more importantly being, Yui's scent, which was behind by her earlier. . .
Exploring inside, every room had the typical over-exaggerated casino vibe, blinky lights, colorful machines, any bell and whistle you could think of was there, but of course, that's not what the vampires are here for. They immediately recognized Yui's scent from the hallways she'd traveled in before, and reverted back to their instincts, scouting each and every room in search of their prey, all now irritated and dead set on finding Yui. Till finally, all 10 of them, after tracking down her smell at its strongest, led them to grand and alluring doors, jackpot. . !
Yui's scent was now stronger than ever, and they were ravenous, like they've haven't eaten in years. Both Yuma and Subaru swing the doors open with full force, allowing everyone to run inside without a second thought. The room inside completely matched the door that guarded it, the place was almost entirely covered in large round tables, all draped in simple white cloths, looking to be a sort of preforming area, at half of the room was a massive stage, weirdly shaped and leveled by stairs going up, covered in even more bright colors and blinky lights, but the strangest thing about it were the mirrors littered all across its walls, including one giant mirror in the center, only lit with dim lighting. Yes, something was especially off here, red flags were all over the place. The group didn't let their guards down for a second, checking their surroundings and watching each other's backs. Their eyes were glued to the stage, waiting for something to just pop out, and eventually something did. . .
"Finally, you all showed up! I was starting to get bored!~"
*Niji's voice echoed within the room, practically jump-scaring the vampires and throwing them into defense. Looking all around to find the source of her voice*
"Do you know how easy you're making this for me? I could've made my get away at any moment, but *sigh* I knew. . ." "I knew that little pests like you were much too persistent. . ."
*The group gets slightly irritated, noticing that the voice was feminine*
Yuma: Who the hell are you?!
"Who I am is none of your business nor of your concern thank you. . ." "Not like it'd be much use to you anyway. . ."
*She only fuels the flame as most of the group got angrier, how dare this woman talk so condescendingly to them. . !* *Quickly realizing she was the one responsible for Yui's disappearance*
Ayato: Alright, quit the horsesh*t, where's Yui?! We know you have her!!
"*Hmm?* I have not the slightest idea what you're talking about"
*Before Ayato could bark back, Kou places a hand on his shoulder, giving a nod while smiling as he stepped in front of him*
Kou: Look lady, there must be some misunderstanding here. Our little Maso-kitty happens to be our property, so if you could just hand her over-
"Oh! You're talking about Ms. Eve! *Haha!*" "Yes, she's safe and sound with me and I plan to keep it that way. . !"
*At that point, their patience was already growing thin, like ravenous dogs ready to snap. Subaru shoves his way to the front*
Subaru: *Ugh* You piece of sh*t!! GIVE US THE MORTAL OR ELSE!!
*Suddenly, the giant mirror at the center of the stage begins to glow, the same as before but brighter than ever* *The group shields their eyes*
"Oh temper, temper!~ What got you so worked up?" "Are you upset I have your little toy?~" "Well too bad! You weren't putting her to good use anyway. . !"
*Cracks begin forming on the mirror* *Most of the group peak to see what was happening*
"Yet to come this far. . ! It gets harder and harder to tell whether or not you actually care about her. . !" "*Sigh* suppose there's one way to find out. . ."
*Finally, the mirror shatters, sending glass all over the place and causing the group to fully cover their faces* *Once it sounded like the coast was clear, they all slowly put down their arms*
*All eyes towards the now broken mirror, Niji steps out of the carnage as once unnoticed spotlights shine onto her, revealing her form and sickly-sweet grin* *Revealing her true form, the vampires were a mix of shocked, confused, and angry. Subaru, so angered, immediately began running up to the stage, all the while Reiji immediately realized something sinister about her*
Subaru: Why you!!-
Reiji: Subaru, wait!!
Just before he could even land a finger on her, she swiftly dodges the attack, shocking him, and delivers a colorful blow, causing him to go flying into one of the mirrors on the side. She then proceeds to turn to the, now horrified, vampires, shocked that she managed to take down Subaru so easily, and finally realizing who exactly they were up against. From her back, Niji proceeds to pull out a paintbrush, holding it in both hands before it magically increased in size, letting it go and allowing it to levitate in the air like it was nothing. It floated above her as it began to spin violently, the bristles extracting a colorful paint-like substance as the wind around them became sudden and almost violent. Niji begins cracking her knuckles
"You all do love Ms. Eve, don't you?~" "So, why don't you all stand up and fight me for her?!"
And it was at this moment, they knew. . . they f*cked up. . .
With a blur, Niji gave all ten vampires the most colorful beat-down ever. . ! Seriously, paint was everywhere! And unlike Niji who has magical powers, the vampires didn't have weapons, only having the cloth-drawn tables as ways to block their attacks and as projectiles, which she'd merely blast. But regardless, it didn't matter what they did or what they threw at her, cause Niji would just hit them even harder, it was hopeless. . ! All the while, she would continuously tease them, asking why aren't they using "their powers?" And in all the commotion, you had to wonder, where was Yui in this? Keeping this part brief because of time
Well, Yui alongside Apollo, was climbing up to the roof of the building. As a part of Niji's plan, once the vampires were defeated, Niji would fly the two away, allowing Yui to leave the vampires' grasp entirely. Obviously, Yui was hesitant but wasn't going to pass up an opportunity like that, so she ran to the rooftop as fast as she could. But before Yui could make it, she gets confronted by a paint-covered Azusa, who saw her heading upstairs and tried to beat her to it, He made one final attempt to convince her to stay with them, saying how things wouldn't the same without her, only to be cut off by Niji, pressing the back of enlarged against his own, threating him not to say another word, forcing him to back off. They proceed sprinted pass him and toward Yui, grabbing her hand once more and guiding her directly to the rooftop
Every moment, Niji just seemed to surprise her more and more, whilst also confusing her at the same time. Why did she do so much for her? For what reason was she being picked out? What did it have to do with being "Eve?" How did they even know she was "Eve?" Yet despite all the questions, a part of her felt. . . relieved, like years-worth of chains were magically being lifted from her body, this was her chance of escape, and she took it without another thought. Arriving on the rooftop, as Niji prepares their paint brush for their escape, Yui grabs ahold of their wrist with both hands, and just thanks them. For, well, everything, for giving her a friend, for saving her from those creepy men, everything, small tears welled up in her eyes as Niji turns and smiles at her, saying it wasn't a problem, before instantly scooping her up, and onto the magical brush
Both of them on basically a broomstick and with Apollo on Niji's shoulder, the two take to the skies, Yui held on for dear life while Niji was as calm as ever. Just before they'd could fully leave, the vampires showed up just at the nick of time, all injured and covered in paint and bruises, already angered but unable to reach them due to them being very much flightless, they were unsurprising powerless, and Niji takes the chance to gloat a bit while they were still in the air
*They giggle*
"Awh~, what's wrong? can't make it up here?~" "You know, if you want her so bad, why don't you just fly up and get her?~" "I've always wanted to see a vampire turn into a bat. . ."
*The bloodthirsty vampires were beyond angry and ready to snap, but from below, they looked like angered little dogs*
Ayato: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO YOU'RE MESSING WITH?! WE'LL RIP YOU APART LIMB FROM LIMB!!!
*Reiji started to bark back as well, his now extremely cracked glasses almost completely fell off his face*
Reiji: IF SOMEONE LIKE YOU HAD ANY BRAIN, YOU'D STOP TREATING THIS AS SOME GAME!! HAND OVER THE MORTAL!!
*Despite the tears rolling down his face and the obvious redness, Azusa tried to stand his ground and act tough*
Azusa: You. . . you big bully. . ! L-let go of Eve, LET GO OF OUR EVE RIGHT NOW!
*Yui's eyes were closed out of fear during the yelling, she wasn't used to being so high up. But just by their voices, she was surprised, she'd never heard them this angry before. . .* *Niji just looks down at them, unimpressed but amused, before laughing*
"Oh no~ I'm so scared!-*hahahah!*" "I knew you would all get mad, but I didn't expect you to be this hotheaded- Oh!- That reminds me!"
*They snap their fingers as warm-colored particles release from their fingertips*
"I left a little surprise for you, think of it as a parting gift!" "Just be careful going downstairs, ok?"
*Within seconds, the brush began to lift higher into the air, Yui holding on all the tighter as she felt it shift*
"Well gentlemen, I think it's time we'd depart. . ." "Terribly sorry it has to end like this, but don't worry. . . We'll take good care of her. . ." "Bhyeeee~!"
And just like that, they were gone. . . The vampires watching speechless, in horror, as the witch shot up into the sky and disappeared, Yui only catches glances of their faces as she, Niji and Apollo flew off. . .
. . .
You still here? Good. . .
As you can probably tell, this's one of my longer posts, and I'm not too confident not many people let alone anyone will read it, but I had a lot of fun writing it so, screw it I guess
Big apology for taking so long, I thought it was going to be easy but man, did it take me longer than I expected, to a point I had to write some parts in school TwT Overall, I did this project for fun, as well as trying to bring in more darker and mature elements to my writing. Despite how time-consuming it was and how trashy the actual anime was, I genuinely enjoyed putting my personal spin on this show and giving it the rewrite it deserves. I'm not entirely sure if or when I'll bring this back, maybe if it gets popular enough-
How I actually found this series is still beyond me though. It really felt like I just looked at the show and went, "yeah, I can fix him. . ."
Anyway, be on the lookout for my other projects And as always, stay tuned^^
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K!
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Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: Ring of Fates*
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Xenoblade Chronicles 2*
Xenoblade Chronicles 3*
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Neo: The World Ends With You*
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Critical Role (Up to Campaign 1, episode 40 atm)
Baldur's Gate 3 Oneshot*
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Diabolik Lovers x Cupid Parasite Crossover AU
Some quick notes before we start: For anyone not in the know, Cupid Parasite is an otome game that was localised in late 2021 and revolves around the concept of a heroine who works at a matchmaking service. The heroine is tasked with finding matches for the so-called “Parasite 5”, a group of 5 men who have proven so impossible to match that everyone else has given up on them. There’s also a whole bunch of Greek mythology mixed in (the heroine is literally cupid) but I won’t go into too much detail with that because spoilers.
The game is kind of wild but I absolutely love it so… I wrote a crossover with DL. You don’t have to have played the game in order for this to make sense, nor does this post contain any spoilers for Cupid Parasite beyond the synopsis I’ve included above. I originally intended to write this introductory post in prose but unfortunately I never managed to find the time so I’ve decided just post my planning notes as is.
Plan:
6 S boys are all human because there is no sensible way I can work vampires into this AU
-Ages:
Shu - 24
Reiji - 23
Laito, Kanato, Ayato -21
Subaru - 19
Reader works as a bridal advisor at the most popular matchmaking company in Kaminashi town(?), keep cupid corp name? Rename to something like aphrodite agency?
Reader is the top bridal advisor after working there for just 2 years.
The agency has been tasked by Karl to find matches for his sons to “help to better secure their futures and maintain the family image”. However the boys have proven unmatchable and been nicknamed the parasite 6:
Shuu - Lazy Parasite
Reiji - Strict Parasite (?)
Ayato - Oresama Parasite
Laito - Perverted (?) Parasite
Kanato - Unstable Parasite
Subaru - Tsundere (or Violent) Parasite
Thus reader gets tasked with matching them.
Fic plan:
Quick intro to reader and agency
First meeting with Sakamaki brothers -> interviews
Shuu - sleeps and then won’t stand to leave the office
Reiji - Manages to get Shuu out of the office, seems okay (currently doing a PhD in chemistry i.e. life sorted? lmao) then nitpicks reader, critiquing everything from their posture to their speech patterns
Ayato - makes unrealistic demands (mainly with regards to body type)
Kanato - says that the girl has to be able to bake but won’t be forgiven if she eats his sweets. Talks to Teddy and freaks reader out. Then says that the girl should look cute when she cries in fear. Reader is AFRAID
Laito - Flirts with the reader and is generally deplorable
Subaru - Earns brownie points by kicking Laito out of reader’s office and reader sympathizes that he’s young to be looking to get married but tries to comfort him on the fact. Thinks that they might actually be able to help him but then he punches the wall after he leaves and reader is forced to reevaluate. 
Reader laments how difficult the task will be, goes home to find Karl waiting for them. They ask why he really wants to get his sons married and he simply says it suits his purposes. He then makes a comment about how easy it is to convince a landlord not to rent to someone, even one who has a trustworthy record. He goes on to say that in fact, someone with enough influence may just be able to stop a person from being able to rent in this city altogether and that were that to happen, the individual in question might be left with no other option than to marry into money, as it were. 
The reader asks if that was a threat, and Karl (maybe he goes by Tougo here?) replies that it’s nothing so serious, just that if they fail in their job then he may have to resort to other means of getting his sons hitched and then comments that the reader themselves is unmarried and close enough in age. Karl leaves and reader realizes that they have to find matches for the Sakamaki bros or else they’re going to be forced into marrying one of them.
Some extra notes:
Reader’s gender here is up to you 
There are no vampires in this AU, yes I know it’s disappointing, but if the reader is supposed to be matchmaking the Sakamaki brothers, I needed them to be, you know, not literal murderers.
The boys are not highschool age here because 1) the idea of highschoolers being forced to use a matching service makes me VERY uncomfortable, so the boys ages are the same/close to those of the love interests in Cupid Parasite and 2) while we’re not given their actual ages in canon, we know for a fact they’re all older than the ages listed for them in their profiles anyway.
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iricathel · 2 years
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Credits to the original post of @mukami-kuron-mrsadisticcat , I was finally able to find time to complete this template 。゚(TヮT)゚。
【30 Questions of CP, OC & Fandom★】
1. How long have you been in this fandom?
In this fandom in general? Since I'm 12 years old so that would be... *Does math* 8 years! But as for the fandom within Tumblr, in August I will be 1 year here.
I discovered Diabolik Lovers thanks to a friend, and about Tumblr... well, I think I entered this platform that I didn't even know existed before when I searched for something on google and a direct link moved me here.
2. Who's your fictional boyfriend/husband?
First, since it appeared on the screen (because I saw the anime first) my husbando was Shuu, his voice, physique and the mere resemblance with which I could get acquainted with him at that darks phase were what hooked me on him.
Then I liked Kou too, I don't remember why... Maybe because I like guys who need severe therapy 👩‍🦯👩‍🦯
And finally Ruki. It caught my attention since its first appearance in the anime, but I never gave it much importance since it was more focused on discovering more about Kou and Shuu; however, doing rp with a friend by DM I decided to give Ruki like idk a chance, see what he would do and to be honest at that time it was just a second course AHAHAHAHAHA but it turned out that I ended up liking it thanks to how my friend role-played it, causing my interest in it to grow and I ended up investigating to find out more things that finally seduced me 😔 Now this bitch is my only husbando hhhhhhhhhhh
I went from being a blonde team to a jet-black team lmao
3. Why do you like them?
I already talked about this in a couple of posts with a lot of paragraphs and little analysis, but summarizing this:
Leaving aside the beautiful voice of his seiyuu Sakurai, his great intelligence and his elegant appearance... Basically everything superficial; I consider that he is a really VERY well written character and also complex. In the first interactions you have with him you can see what a bastard son of one thousand bitches he is, given to every little or slight excuse he sees to "educate" or punish you (you can't even fart silently without this guy showing up and whipping your ass 50 times leaving you emptier of blood than a carton of milk for that little shit), but that's what I like ngl 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️
If evil then why so hot
If it's so toxic that it can send you to therapy for your short life then why so tempting
Basically you can see that I like villains.
But depending on which game you're playing is more or less badass, you can unlock a yandere side or even a very soft, fluffy duffy side that would lay down its own life for you. Not to say that behind their actions they explain (not justify) why they do it. There is EVEN a whole paranoia with Karl but I'm not going to give you spoilers.
Also... Bro, he is so cultured like... wtf?? And I find it very attractive that a man knows how to cook so well.
Yeah this has been a little shitty summary but I'm too lazy to repeat this for the third time 👩‍🦯👩‍🦯👩‍🦯
4. Have you make acquaintance with anyone that ships themselves with the same character?
MmnYES sir
Obviously many people would want a slice of this man
5. How do you feel about it?
I don't care
Not that he was my bf in real life to make me extremely possessive and jealous wtf
Everyone has their version and their story with Ruki, and it's really fun to even be able to read their versions! Since they are very different situations from mine and being there witnessing how his ship begins, unlinks and ends with Ruki is entertaining because I unconsciously compare it with my oc.
Not to mention that there are many meme materials.
Apart from that, I am very used to "sharing" Ruki since role-playing on another platform, interacting with two alternate worlds at the same time, both people could manage Ruki for the other.
6. Do you feel any negativity towards them?
Nah we good, we chill, we nice, we cool.
At least for my part
7. Do you like seeing their oc(s) interact with your man/woman?
Yes~
As I said before I like to see the different stories and even compare them with each other (in the sense of how different the plot or outcome can be).
8. Do you feel competitive against them?
That's for ugly people.
9. Confident, or pessimistic?
Dang it you got me here.
I'm definitely a realist tending to be positive, I really like to immerse myself in good vibes to progress but that doesn't mean I see everything through rose-colored glasses. However, I must also admit that sometimes I have streaks where I get a blow of pessimism, even being able to seriously consider things like renewing the blog from scratch or even eliminating it completely.
10. Would you like more to get to know about your ship, or would you rather it being lowkey?
Clearly I like to show off my ships because if they are formed, it is because I love them. I love to see them progress, interact or even fight and have their relapses, but I am so proud of them that I wish other people could enjoy this content too.
11. Do you follow any of those people (them whom ship themselves with your fictional lover)
Mnyes sir, they all are my mutuals~
I have these main ships:
Rukina, with @ruki--mukami 's Ruki
Scarina, with @kindan-no-kanojo 's Scarlett
Irigiel, with @princesscrownprince 's Hagiel
Zashiro, with @the-timeless-founder 's Mishiro
Obviously if more ships are created they would be taken into account as well, but for now these are the only ones I have.
12. Are you friends with them?
Gladly yes 🤸🏼‍♀️
Big smooches for you all 💞
13. What do you think about the 'stans' ?
I appreciate that you are there to support my ships and that you are equally or more interested than me in its content!
Special tag to Rukina's Biggest Stan: @kindan-no-kanojo
14. Are you worried about plagiarism or copying of your oc(s) by others?
I would care more about my World Building, but if a lot of it is copied, things like the name or the basic idea don't matter to me at all.
Now about the oc's... nah, even if they copied everything from me they would still behave differently, since my oc's are part of my own essence and "magic". I'm not so insecure that I feel like my world is crashing down over that little thing.
I also don't see any logic in someone copying my oc's since they should feel comfortable interpreting them. It's like a person stealing a pair of shoes 2 sizes too big and trying to walk nicely in them.
15. How do you handle such a situation if it happens?
Just speak civilly with that person to first clarify my suspicions and deduce that they are not just mere coincidence as a mature and responsible adult, but in case if it turns out to be plagiarism i would try to talk some sense into them and ask that they at least change a few things so that it is just an inspiration if that is the case.
All by dm to avoid humiliating someone and causing unnecessary drama ofc.
16. Is your cp public or only between a particular circle of friends?
It is public and at the same time "private". By this I mean that obviously the content that is made is available to the public, but they cannot intervene in the interaction because they could ruin or drastically change some plan that both participants of the ship have.
However, if authorization is requested and both participants of the ship agree, Au's can be created to add drama, more development or content for example.
Example:
If Irina is interacting with Hagiel no one can get into the rp and for example accuse Irina of being unfaithful and cause a scene. However you can send a message to me or Estelle asking if you can join as a secondary character to make a plan that you should specify; at that point Estelle and I would talk to see if it's appropriate for the stage or if it's unacceptable.
This is to make it more comfortable for everyone.
17. Do you lock a specific cp ship, whats the reason? (I dare you to tag them~!)
Honestly I like to read about all kinds of ships! And I couldn't choose favorites, but these are the ones I read the most:
@kindan-no-kanojo 's Rukilett (with @ruki--mukami) and Kinolett (with @kino--sama). Sorry I love disasters so much 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️
@princesscrownprince 's Rukas (with @ruki--mukami bitch you have a ship with everyone in Tumblr) bc I love gay shit too and watch a sub Ruki suffering is fun 🤸🏼‍♀️
@cursed--requiem 's Viria (with @crimson-mayhem). There's no much content about it, but I see the potential here 👁👁
@retelling-of-ragnarok 's Ryuuwen... Gwuuto...? Idk but Gwen × Ryuuto had such a beautiful storie T_T (with @fruit-of-infidelity ofc).
@korisuu 's Kourisu. I WANT MORE OF THEM. GIMME RN 🔫
@mukami-kuron-mrsadisticcat 's Koukuron (with @mukami-kou-dazzlingpinkidol). I love to watch Kou suffering, sorry not sorry 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ AND THE EDITS MAN, THEIR EDITS.
@secretarykang 's Devyn×Saeclus (with @the-timeless-founder) I love to read your headcanons, edits and moodboards guys! Even if it hasn't been developed with a rp before, your ocs really make a very nice and wholesome couple 😔🤲💕.
There's mooooreee ships that I can tag, but i have the memory of a goldfish right now to remember them all 💧
18. What kind of behaviors do you suppose is pretentious to you?
Oooooh boy... Fine, I hate these:
- Godmodding. Obviously because I don't like my characters' feelings, actions or words being described as not only can it be very ooc but it's also disrespectful and can make me lose interest in interacting since if you are going to do everything by yourself, why do I have to participate then?
- Possessiveness, jealousy. This one is very obvious why, right?
- Mary Sues. Those characters who are so OP and don't have any weaknesses... God, it takes away all my interest.
- The "Hurry Up" person. This is what I mean by the impatient ones who think you don't have a life outside of Tumblr and call your attention to answer them or pay attention to them every 3 minutes.
I could say several things more honestly, but the post would be long.
19. What kind of comments do you dislike the most when it comes cp feedbacks of your oc(s)?
I don't pay much attention to negative comments, but I do dislike derogatory comments and/or destructive criticism by common logic.
You can give me suggestions, compliments, advice... But it's none of your business if I want to make my oc a Red Flag with legs or not, I don't care if you think that this character is a way better with this type of voice, job or eye color because that way you will like it better... That's just my work and my criteria.
20. Have you receive hates about your oc(s) before?
Geez... If I told you...
Zazu hasn't received any hate yet, perhaps because it's a relatively a recent oc, but unfortunately Irina has had poisoned bread to eat.
I will only say that I have received mmm... Almost at the beginning of my creation of this blog an anon hate saying that Irina is a Mary Sue (which I answered taking advantage of the moment to speak in a deeper analysis of Irina, since I still I had not published fight info about her); another anon hate saying it was "So boring" but that can also be taken as they talk about my content in general so idk, it's very old hate from last year. However, recently I got to see some…opinions for not saying shit because it was the only thing that was released about Irina again.
But those are just misunderstandings that people have for making movies and whole sagas in their heads and since that does not affect anything in my life, they can kiss the right cheek of my ass because I will keep making my content according to what I like or consider appropriate and cry me a river for all I care ☂️🌧
21. Do you have a complete love story of your cp?
My Rukina ship is not new, I have interacted with these two many years ago and with different people so yes, it is the most complete ship and the one I am most used to since it had its endings in the stories I created for them.
But currently with @ruki--mukami 's Ruki, the story of the ship is still in the progress and I highly doubt it will even have an ending.
22.  Do you allow joint of alternate universe with the canon version of your cp story?
As I said before, with prior communication, yes you can.
23. Are you okay with people shipping their oc(s) with yours?
Of course! 😩
After all I created both Irina and Zazu interactable as a kind of diaboy. Both are canonically single also in case you want to create a ship and with that idea I always start all the threads of my rp's unless the other person wants to participate in some Au that I have ofc, but they should know that if they try to be like some kind of love rival in that Au obviously it will have its due consequences.
Irina is very loyal and it disgusts her just to imagine an infidelity (due to past experiences) in addition to the fact that she does not like to share anything and is very possessive. Zazu, however, does not like to share either, but polyamory in his case can work (he has no problems if he has several partners at the same time, but they must be interested only and only in him). Yeah Zazu is very selfish.
24. Ever gone through a bad experience in the fandom?
Just a very little drama, but it's rather personal. At the moment I would say that everything is very nice. 👍👍
25. The ocs that you admire in this fandom are? (Tag them~)
@princesscrownprince, @the-timeless-founder, @secretarykang and @nutaella-kookie are some blogs that I think have one of the best world buildings here, plus their aesthetics and headcanons are so on point like you guys have such a wonderful creative mind 💕
@ruki--mukami, @reisakamaki, @sakamaki-manor, @mukami-kou-dazzlingpinkidol , @sugar-kuma, @kino--sama , @yui--komori and @ask--reiji--sakamaki are my fav canon blogs! It is sad that there are not many active blogs that you can interact with 😔 But the way you represent each diaboy is without a doubt admirable to see because the way you portray them is realistic, adjusted to the canon world.
@kindan-no-kanojo, @cursed--requiem, @mino-diabolik, @cyra-abbas, @kauzebridgerton, @korisuu, @solarstellarstar, @sunny-flower-spot, @veriahs-vengeance, @yourlocaltea, @crimson-mayhem , @sumire-bride , @mchallwrites, @starry-nocturne , @komori--shoma , @mukami-kuron-mrsadisticcat, @kirua9 And more blogs but I can't tag more bc Tumblr only lets me tag only... 50 people 👩‍🦯👩‍🦯👩‍🦯
26. What is the moment that caused you to feel most disappointed or excited?
Disappointed? Seeing some people who seemed to have good vibes how really they're + all the unnecessary hate that can easily be generated.
Excited? Seeing how both my blog and that of other extraordinarily creative and talented people grow more every day 💕💕💕
27. The scariest era that you have come across in the fandom?
I haven't had any yet ☕️
28. The most wonderful thing you have come across in this fandom?
Ooooo much has happened!
First, being able to create such an amazing friendship circle that I have right now. My dear besties 💕💕💕💕 In addition, I have also had the opportunity to interact and create a precious friendship with many wonderful people!
And on the other hand, I never imagined that I would receive so much support, love and longing when moving my content and characters from my old platform to Tumblr 💞💞 Thank u so much, I dearly think of all of you daily with a big smileee
29. Say something towards those that support and admire your cp~
I would wash your dirty dishes for you if I could because of how grateful I am for all the support you give my ships! It feels great that other people also love my characters interacting in other love relationships (or not so loving).
30. You've worked hard, keep up the goid work! ★★★
Thank u so much baboo *Soft smooches*
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laviejaguardia · 1 year
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Oh I hate how good he looks, fuck he's got me sold in like 5secs
Oh there's BLOOD NOW
aw fuck I got no subs
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dark-frosted-heart · 2 years
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So basically while playing Like route I found out he is the copy of the precedent king except for the eyes.
and, still playing Luke route, I also found out that the eyes' color of the king were burgundy, which is a color very similar of Bordeaux and which it leads that he and Jin Sare the same eyes!
I don't know about you but I've been struggling for trying to guess why all the princes are so different from eachother even though they still are all siblings (except one but that's a a spoiler so I'm not gonna say the name!), I mean yeah they don't share the same mothers except for the twins but I thought there would at least one physical characteristics that they all share but it's not like that
Soooooo after all my obsessive thoughts about this I also started to think how each of their mothers used to looked like (I mean they're all dead)
But it's still a bit confusive for a newbie like me (i've only played for 2 weeks an half)
So since you're away more knowledge about this than me can I know how you think the princes' mothers used to look like?
My knowledge of human genetics and inheritance is pretty much what I remember from high school biology and whatever I skimmed while googling.
But...I came to the conclusion that genetics in the Ikepri universe don't matter unless it's actually important to the plot. Otherwise all our princes would have dark red eyes and our blond princes would be strawberry blond. However, that would make for a boring game.
I think the twins were once described as looking like their mother. And since none of the other princes outside of Jin and Luke have been said to share any qualities with the previous king, I'm going to say that they all look like their mothers too.
As for Jin's mother and Luke's mother...
It's assumed that Luke's mother looked very similar to Jin's mother. So I'm going with brown hair and green eyes for the both of them.
Side note, thinking more about this has reminded me that Brothers Conflict exists, in which 12 brothers who share a mother look nothing alike.  Also Diabolik Lovers, but the Sakamaki brothers’ dad can shapeshift.
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itfitsitshipsart · 2 years
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How’d you find your f/os source material/how’d you meet your f/os?
Thanks for the question Anon! I'll break this up in parts from oldest to newest F/O who's with me. (And I half apologize for the length of this. For me, this is already concise XD) Raven has the longest explination because he's hot on the mind rn and the newest.
Dio: I found him and Jojo's Bizarre Adventure several years back, during my 2nd year of college. My best friend/roommate and I binged a lot of anime, and she put it on for us to laugh at. We though we'd laugh at the ridiculous muscles and stop after a few episodes... but instead we somehow got hooked. Jjba became an obsession for us all through college, and Dio took me from liking just pretty and thinner men, to beefcakes. I consider the day I fully accepted him, the day i woke from a dream that involved him. He caught me and carried me off, and I simply accepted it.
Reiji: I actually met him before Dio (my friend showing me the Diabolik Lovers anime 1st year of college), but I didnt really feel anything then. But one late night during 2nd year, neither of us could sleep really after our homework, and she turned it on for us to try again. It was a guilty pleasure of hers, and she made the bet that I'd fall for Reiji. In my sleepy state, I took interest in his style and elegance, but truly fell after i started to read the translations of his Otome routes and drama CDs. Hook, line, and sinker. (His Japanese VA has such a wonderful voice, my favorite Japanese va (and Dio's English va is my favorite for english ))
Ignis: it would have been 2 years ago now since I met him? 2 years sound about right. Brother and I got FFXV and decided to play it for the first time. I didnt look anything up prior to playing, but my brother did and felt I'd end up liking Ignis the best out of the 4 main characters (brother has no idea how right he was...). We started out playing by taking turns, but before long he rarely got turns and i hogged the remote accidentally. I found him greatly appealing and a great man, and I dont know when I actually fell in love with him, but I know that by the time he (Spoiler) became blind, I had already fallen hard. In fact, at first I had a really hard time with how he sacrificed his sight to protect his best friend, but his blindness is now just a part of him to me. (End of spoiler)
Raven: Now this old man is quite the story. I met him a year and a half ago, when brother and I first picked up the tales series because we learned they were couch co-op. By now I had 3 F/Os whom I was quite serious with, and wasnt looking for anyone more for long term. When we watched the 'anime opening' of Tales of Vesperia, I didnt even notice him. Heck, I picked a different character from the opening and guessed from his style that one would be my favorite. We started playing the game, and it was fun, though I couldn't find the right character with a playstyle I liked... until the old man showed up.
He was funny, and he made me laugh, and I started using him as my playable character. And slowly (and I mean slowly) we learned about him and he made his way into my thoughts and my heart. He actually made me realize that I'm a Demisexual, as I could feel my feelings change and develop as i got to know him. And then (Spoiler again) he left in the game. He became a antagonist we had to fight, and we saw even further into who he was, broken and lonely, and for a little while, we thought he was dead, and I was devastated. But when he returned in the game, alive and himself, I could not deny how I felt for him. (End of spoiler). All the other F/Os I had/have I had an aesthetic attraction to how they looked, and that led me to pursue and fall in love. But with Raven, I wasn't into how he looked or sounded. But he was funny, and a little intriguing, and now that I fell in love with him, I find him so very handsome and a wonderful man.
I hope you found this interesting and a good read. I'm always willing to go into further detail on any of them, and/or my platonic/familial F/Os, or even my 'temp F/Os' as I like to call them. Thanks for coming by and talking!~
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hakasims · 2 years
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Luca Marinelli Characters Classified Into New And Improved MBTI Types (Trust Me It’s Not Your Basic Shit I Know What I’m Doing I Created This System And It Works)
I don’t know about you but I highly distrust and deeply dislike The Myers-Briggs typology of human personality. Call me a misogynist (you know, ‘cause that system was developed by two women, and nowadays you either support girlbosses or you hate women) but I just don’t subscribe to the idea that all the complexity of a human being can be neatly determined by where one falls on four very basic scales. Humans just don’t work like that.
But Luca Marinelli’s characters do. You just gotta find the right scales. And today I’m proud to announce: I have. I have found four scales and, subsequently, 16 personality types every single Luca Marinelli character falls under. And I am here today to present them. Well, not all of them. Spoiler alert: the 20 characters in Luca’s filmography (I haven’t seen Diabolik yet) fit into 11 types, so there are still 5 unexplored options. Still, take a seat and get a snack because this is gonna take a while.
First, let’s start with the scales themselves.
Scale 1: Noticeability (E - I)
This scale determines how easy it is for the character to catch your eye instantly or get lost in the crowd. Every single Luca character is either Effervescent (E) or Ignorable (I). For example, everybody’s gaze immediately gravitates towards Roberta, the most effervescent of them all. Meanwhile, Saint Joseph who?
Scale 2: Dependency (S - N)
This scale defines a Luca character as Self-Contained (S) or Needy (N) based on how much he requires human contact, communication, emotional connection, friendship, love etc. For instance, our good friend Valerio doesn’t really need anyone as long as he can run his mouth while Guido will literally die alone.
Scale 3: Domesticity (T - F)
Every Luca is either Tame (T) or Feral (F); there’s no in-between. Case in point: the difference between Fabio Cannizzaro and Martin Eden is about as thick as Luca’s ass.
Scale 4: Phallic Requirements (J - P)
This one might be the most straightforward yet the most polarizing one. To be quite concise, at some point or another every Luca character needs to be either Jam-Packed Full Of Dick As Roughly As Possible (J) or Patiently Sweet-Talked Into Getting Made Love To Gently (P). I believe this one is self-explanatory, but I’ll give you an example: both Primo and Ettore require good dicking, but can you imagine approaching those two in the same way?
So now that you are more or less familiar with the system, let’s get to know the types and which character fits into which type!
ESTJ aka The Schemer
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You can’t miss them, yet as soon as they’ve gotten all they want from you, they don’t need you anymore. The only thing that can subdue them is money and dick. No, Susan, that’s not two things. It’s not money and/or dick. It’s money and dick working together in tandem.
Examples: Mickey Miranda
ENTJ aka The Activist
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The Activists have opinions. Political opinions mostly. And they will be sharing them with you whether you asked or not. In fact, they find it offensive that you didn’t ask, and even more offensive that your opinions aren’t as strong as theirs - and they will make both you and your manager aware of that.
Examples: Martin Eden, Fabrizio de André.
ENFJ aka The Addict
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This type doesn’t exactly know what he wants; he just knows he wants it and he wants a lot of it and he wants it to make him feel good. The N-F combination is in and of itself volatile; the J element makes this type simply an explosion waiting to happen.
Examples: Cesare.
ENFP aka The Runt
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They’re hard to miss in a crowd, and they really don’t want you to. Unlike the Addicts, the Runts require careful handling as the P element almost entirely neutralizes the eruptive effect of the N-F combination, making the subject unstable but basically harmless.
Examples: Ettore.
ISFP aka The Weirdo
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They are unpredictable: subdued one minute, dangerous another. Meant to be handled with kid gloves, they’re easy to lose in a crowd, and they like it that way.
Examples: Andrea.
INTJ aka The Dumb Bitch
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The meme “go girl give us nothing” was created specifically to describe this type. They aren’t interesting or wild enough to care about, even though they really want to be; and even if the ability to take lots of dick was a personality trait (which it isn’t) they’re not smart enough to realize on their own they can do that. Go girl give us nothing.
Examples: Loris, Saint Joseph, Fabrizio (Nina).
ISTP aka The Softboi
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These guys just want to be left to their own devices. They’re good at the things they’re good at and care very little about anything else. They’re kind and quiet and don’t deserve the shit the world keeps hurling at them.
Examples: Gabriele, Mattia Balossino.
INTP aka The Empath
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Similar to the Softbois, but unlike them in that the Empaths need other people, and other people in turn give them strength to keep on keeping on. INTPs are compassionate, great listeners and in general they’re very feeling boys.
Examples: Nicolò di Genova, Paolo, Milton, Lui (Ricordi?).
ENTP aka The Cinnamon Roll
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This type is very similar to the Empath; the crucial difference is, you can’t walk past them. They attract your attention; they make you want to take care of them and keep them from harm.
Examples: Guido Caselli, Roberta.
ISFJ aka The Windbag
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As you can tell from the abbreviation, this type is the complete opposite of the Cinnamon Rolls. The Windbag is a terrible listener, an egotistical and self-absorbed individual who is really easy to ignore despite them trying so hard to stand out. The S-F combination makes for a personality that is difficult to control; however, without the E element this type is simply obnoxious. The only remedy is a dick. Several dicks. The more the better.
Examples: Valerio.
ESFJ aka The Drama Queen
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There it is, the coveted E element that turns an annoying dumbass into a living and breathing piece of art. You simply can’t take your eyes off them, no matter what atrocities they commit, and they know they’re irresistible. Unlike the Windbag, where dick is the only way to shut them up and keep them quiet, the Drama Queens thrive on dick.
Examples: Fabio Cannizzaro, Primo Nizzuto.
So yeah, this has been my incredibly accurate, flawless typology. What do you think? If you’ve seen Diabolik, where do you think he fits?
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andiitom · 2 years
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Hi There (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ
"𝐖𝐡𝐲, 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐱 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭."-Alice from Alice Adventures in Wonderland
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Hi hi~you can call me Andii or Ozzy
I've been writing on and off for several years, and I'm only now deciding to start posting my work! This is multi-fandom, so don’t be scared to ask if I write for your favorite! I’m very friendly and don’t bite♥
(ノ*゚ー゚)ノヽ(*゚ー゚*)ノWhat I write forヽ(*゚ー゚*)ノ(ノ*゚ー゚)ノ
~Will add more later~
Twisted Wonderland(JP) SPOILER WARING
Obey Me
My Hero Academy
Jujutsu Kaisen
Skate Infinity
Diabolik Lovers
League of Legends: Arcane
DC(Batfamily)
Marvel(SuperFamily)
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Here are some basic info and rules on how I'll be running this blog. Rules are subject to change and be updated!
Transphobia, homophobia, bi/panphobia, misogyny, ableism, racism, & any and all kinds of bigotry is unacceptable and you'll be blocked ♥
Male, Female, Non-binary, Gender Neutral & Transgender Mc's are VAILD 📣📣
Sorry this isn't a yandere blog. I don't feel comfortable with writing this dynamic. If that’s what you’re looking for, you're not gonna find it here.
I am POC for any x reader, headcanon, fanfic, or oneshot Mc/Reader will be writen from that perspective . Unless specifically requested or asked. The Mc/Reader race will be ambigious POC.
I'm okay with suggestive headcanon/fic asks, but I won't write just pure smut.
Mc/Reader will defult to GN unless asked.
There is no character limit, but just be clear with requests like that, which will take longer and I'm a slow writer.
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Twisted Wonderland(JP) SPOILER WARING
AISHA GWENDOLYN YUU!sona(coming soon)
OBLIGATORY BEACH EPISODE! fem!mc x TWST HC(coming soon)
Fashion forward Kogal!gn!mc FANFIC(coming soon)
Adventure of Marceline!reader in Wonderland HC(coming soon)
HERO COMPLEX MUCH!? nrc x rsa x fem!reader FANFIC(coming soon)
ITS NOT BEACUSE I LIKE YOUR OR ANYTHING! Tsundere!gn S/O HC(coming soon)
OH LORD HERE HE COME! Grim ONESHOT(coming soon)
Be yourself Be unique BE A MONSTER! MH!reader FANFIC(coming soon)
Kissy kissy PRT1 PRT2
Ramshackle Dorm PRT 1 PRT 2 PRT 3
Animal Crossing Mc
CarHop Mc
Fem!Mc Scruchie
Obey Me
It's always sundress season in hell fem!mc x bro & dateables FANFIC(coming soon)
A bimbo's adventure through the Devildom! Fem bimbo!mc x bros & dateables HC(coming soon)
MC TOTALLY A SPY!? gn!mc ONESHOT(coming soon)
Brothers & Dateables helping during wash day
WAIT HE SAID GO GET BARBATOS NOT GO TO BARBADOS HC
My Hero Academy
A HERO WITH A PASSION FOR FASHION! nonbinary!oc FANFIC(coming soon)
SPENDING SUMMERBREAK WITH..? Class A1 ONESHOT(coming soon)
WATCH THE GEARS! class A1 x GN!reader HC(coming soon)
Jujutsu Kaisen
DO YOU BELLEVIX? fem!oc HC(coming soon)
Skate Infinity
THEY'RE ON A DATE!? nb!reader HC(coming soon)
HE HAS A KID!? Gn!GenZ!Child!reader(coming soon)
THEY HAD ME AT THE OLLIE gn!S/O HC(coming soon)
Diabolik Lovers
I WISH TF YOU WOULD black!reader x Sakamaki brother HC(coming soon)
Lgue of Legends: Arcane
Who's sassy child is this? HC(coming soon)
DC(Batfamily)
HONEY THE KIDS ARE GOING TO WATCH THIS! batmom x batfam HC(coming soon)
Marvel(SuperFamily)
NO PETER! HC(coming soon)
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Rules of The Parlor!
1. Any ask or request, submission, must be wholesome and friendly. No nsfw!
2. My ask box is always open and submissions are too, requests for full fics aren't open, (yet).
3. If you wanna tell me a spoiler, please put (spoiler) before submitting or asking!
4. Some of my Masterlists aren't updated, if you wish to find more content on my page. I HIGHLY suggest clicking one of the tags!
{Twisted Wonderland Masterlist}
{Welcome Home}
{Princess Tutu}
{DC Masterlist}
{Cookie Run/Cookie Run Kingdom Masterlist}
{Obey Me Shall We Date Masterlist}
{Genshin Impact Masterlist}
{Legend Of Zelda Masterlist}
{Diabolik Lovers Masterlist}
{Honeyworks Masterlist}
(Also, possibly, if I write about another character from a whole separate fandom I'll put the link to the fic here.)
[I write yandere stories and do not condone any yandre-type shenanigans]
Happy Reading, Writing and Asking!
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