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short666bread · 8 months

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Clone Scorpius

#just some doodles on the concept #something something biological imperative something something triggered by mortal peril #sectumsempra #veela!draco #draco malfoy #scorpius malfoy #Harry Potter #down and out fic where Draco asks/harasses/threatens/guilts harry into paying child support #providing housing whatever #bc it takes two to trigger a ditch effort species survival Veela clone baby egg #potter #or one where harry find out and is like #that’s my son? and everyone is like no #definitely isn’t #but obv it ends w them together and harry adopting scorpius #fic where scorpius asks where babies come from #and harry is like *sweating* um uh well you were uh sometimes when two boys .. there was a war..#and uh #umm #and Draco is like from an egg sweetie and scorpius is like :) oh an egg #omg this would make him and teddy like the same age lol #drarry

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marisatomay · 8 months

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there is a very weird variant of person on this site who comes guns blazing onto a stranger’s post and then gets upset when the OP responds like someone just came onto their post guns blazing

#this type of person isn’t new and they definitely aren’t new *to me* but it’s still annoying lol

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puppetmaster13u · 1 month

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Prompt 261

“So is no one going to talk about the eldritch space child or…”

“I mean, do you want to get between a child and Batman? I think the only one who could even get close right now is Superman…”

“No you’re right, I think- oh my god the eldritch space child is playing with batman’s bat-ears and he’s not doing anything about it what the fuck I thought only Robins could get away with that-”

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Alfred is Clockwork #AndCW having adopted Danny means Danny gets to meet his new big brother from another timeline #Bruce (Once Alfred confirms) is absolutely attached within moments #Autistic bois unite & talk for hours about hyperfixations #Clark has had time to make an entire homemade pie at this point #No Danny isn’t ghost king nor is Clockwork Cronus #Bruce: I have only had a baby brother for 5 hours but if anything happens to him I will let my kids break all the rules & kill everyone her #Signal: Yeah definitely Alfred’s he glows like him and everything #The rest of the bats: Alfred does what now-#Danny with dozens of big star eyes to Bruce: How would you feel about sisters #Bruce holding 3 children & 1 young adult: I am big brother now #Alfred scathingly says that Someone in the family *cough Jazz cough* will at least finish college & get their degree #Sometimes CW enjoys turning off his future-vision and vibing as a mostly-mortal #And Gotham is an old war buddy of his (Yes Gotham is the city equivalent of an Ancient) from the [Redacted] era of the Realms #And xer son & daughter are adorable- Bludhaven & Arkham love the vigilantes lots

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brrmian · 10 days

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they make me feel seen

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azukisprouts · 5 months

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asajksjdjkksjdkk DEAD PLATE

Full painting under the cut!

I am. so normal about these three.

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birthofvcnus · 12 days

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rdr2 characters + famous tweets

#ik the mcr one isn’t a tweet but it was too john coded for me not to add it #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #john marston #sean macguire #abigail roberts #javier escuella #karen jones #hosea matthews #dutch van der linde #mary beth gaskill #this has definitely been done before right. but i have too many tweets saved i needed to do it

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otaku553 · 9 months

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Haha

#yanqing #honkai star rail #hsr yanqing #my immediate fixation on ice wielding child genius characters in every media I consume strikes again #idk I just think he’s neat!! and so is his gender #he’s definitely overdesigned but I do enjoy the general shape of his clothes #like wow… baggy outer layer AND baggy inner layer #how come you get to have two baggy layers #still don’t know that much about him even after reading his character stories on the wiki #so I’m hoping that his quest writes him well #I suppose there’s some degree of like interesting contrast in the fact that he’s very young on a ship full of people who live very long live #but I feel like regardless they really don’t give him much of a personality besides his hyperfixation on swords and the general naivety and #inexperience from youth yknow what I mean #I just think it would be cool to see like why he’s so ambitious! was he railroaded into being a knight because of his talents? did he try #to be accepted as a knight? what kinds of expectations is he facing and what expectations does he place on himself as a result #I really hope he isn’t just there to be a simpler minded child character for jingyuan to take care of

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waterisntreal · 10 months

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Ayo I’m probably a little late on this but why are the variant covers for Robins so fucking horny

Like what the fuck is this shit

Especially the Nightwing one it’s basically softcore porn

#they did tone it done for the ones with Damian because he’s a child #which is why I didn’t include them #also this isn’t me complaining #I was just surprised when I opened the robin comic I got for my birthday and saw a man spread out in tiny black shorts covered in sweat #robins #robin #dc robin #nightwing #dick grayson #red hood #jason todd #red robin #tim drake #spoiler #dc spoiler #steph brown #stephanie brown #but yeah definitely not complaining

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minty364 · 4 months

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DPXDC Prompt #129

Danny was having fun hoping through different dimensions. He needed a vacation and was looking for a place to stay to rest. It’s been 5 or so years since he was crowned king and he had finally caught up some of the paperwork. The world he was touring right now had superheroes and it felt like the right place to relax without worrying.

Unfortunately he already existed in this world so he couldn’t stay in Amity park since he didn’t want to complicate things. Currently in a city that wasn’t in his own universe, Gotham, he spent some time checking out the city and exploring. Danny however feels something was off about himself in this universe, he felt like he shouldn’t know things he does. He slowly remembers the things that happened to him in this universe, he always did as part of his growing power. Although some of the things were things only an assassin would know which kind of started to worry him just a bit.

Everything went great in his vacation, well it was until Danny runs into someone his age, someone this universe’s version of him knew very well. His brother Damian who accuses him of being an imposter and chases Danny through his apartment with a sword.

#dp x dc prompt #dp x dc #dc x dp #danny fenton #danny phantom #writing prompt #poor danny #danny and damian are twins #Technically the Danny we follow isn’t since he’s from another world but tagged anyway #damian wayne #Damian goes after Danny with a sword #mistaken identity #I think eventually Danny’d be able to calm him down to explain #Damian definitely thought he was clone #my asks are open #all my prompts are free to use

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levelofyoureye · 5 months

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personally if i was the head gamemaker in panem i would’ve straight-up made the arena an IKEA. can you imagine the possibilities of that. you could use the furniture inside as weapons and form a cornucopia in the parking lot. any food or water at all is in the cafeteria so getting any necessities whatsoever forces you to confront other tributes. BUT there’s plenty of hiding spots so it balances out. like that would go crazy for real lmao good fucking luck in there

#or the mall of america. imagine putting the hunger games in the mall of america #just saying #this definitely isn’t an original thought but wanted to put it out there anyways #the hunger games #hunger games #ballad of songbirds and snakes #tbosas

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stiffyck · 3 months

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Bandit au on the mind.

#my art #gtws #goodtimeswithscar #jimmy solidarity #bandit au #tumbletimes #trafficshipping #for filtering. the art isn’t snippy but in the au they’re definitely gay for each other

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sexyleon · 8 months

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Dracula has been my favourite novel for just under two decades and I have reread it multiple times throughout the years, but nothing compares to the experience of @re-dracula . Something about hearing the voices of all the characters, experiencing the horror as it happened to them, is more chilling, more compelling, and more terrifying than any other reading experience. Nothing is filled in and nothing is cut out. It’s a 1:1 adaptation that places you between predator and prey. The voice acting, the sound design, the pacing— all of it lends itself to a completely immersive experience that transforms Dracula from a silly little vampire story into a fundamentally horrifying tale.

Anyways, you can listen to Re: Dracula here.

#re dracula #re: dracula #dracula daily #dracula #plz no sexyleon #I know Dracula isn’t a silly lil vampire story but media has definitely watered down his character throughout the years #anyways I love this podcast and it has reignited my love for this book by making me feel physicall ill #I feel like I’m there homies

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deadsetobsessions · 4 months

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The Gotham City Planning and Building Committee might not be the best in terms of new or innovative designs (listen, they’re called Gotham for a reason) but at least they’re not the Metropolis City Planners. Those poor schmucks who think they’ve got it so good. Any employee who’ve worked at both would choose Gotham, any day. Well, not the city, but the Committee.

Why?

Well…

1) They’re the most well funded committee in the entire city (thanks, Brucie Wayne!), both officially and unofficially funded. This is impressive, considering the amount of bribes (see: unofficial funding) the GCPD gets from the local crime bosses and occasional Rogue.

2) Is the GCPBC probably led by a Court of Owl member? Probably. But the employees get Talons for body guards and no one fucks with them.

3) Metropolis has to deal with sky scrapers, ground gouged out by Superman’s strength, and the holes Superman and Co. puts through buildings. They’re frantically adding emergency supports and replacing cars. But in Gotham? The preliminary demolition is done for them. They save so much money on demolition when everyone and their mothers know how to bomb a building. The occasional sky scraper and mansion suffers either shattered glass and smaller property damage but they don’t have to even worry about it too much! The streets only have to stay functional. The damage is part of the Aesthetic.

4) They have a villain hazard pay- something Metropolis doesn’t have on the account of Superman saving the day before things get blown up. Lame.

5) Their local billionaire isn’t a massive sleazy supervillain who probably underpays his employees. Brucie Wayne is Gotham’s Baby Himbo dammit, and Lex Luthor can go suck the rgg his heads trying to imitate. Brucie Wayne respects women and wants to pay for the betterment of the city because their taxes are going to corrupt politicians. Lex Luthor’s got a hate boner for an alien and causes massive property damage to his own city.

Also Bruce Wayne is hot and Lex Luthor is very much not.

#Gotham #Gotham city planning and building committee #bruce wayne #batman #lex luthor #metropolis #Superman #Bruce’s claim to fame isn’t dressing up as a furry #it’s giving people living wages and funding repairs to the city #Lex luthor definitely does not pay his people enough to put up with his bullshit

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puppetmaster13u · 2 months

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Prompt 245

Now Danny would openly admit, if only to himself, that he had a type when it came to relationships. If they were strong, if they were a threat to him, then chances were he would develop some sort of crush. It was how he had dated Sam and Valerie (And Johnny & Kitty) when he was a bit younger, and hell, Sam had technically succeeded in killing him, even if partly.

Attraction towards smart people who could kill him was honestly par for the course for a Fenton or Nightingale anyway.

And he’d also admit he enjoyed a bit of time travel, learning about times and culture long before his time, to the point that he could blend in in ancient times just as easily as the time he had been born in. That it was natural to mutter in a language lost to time.

So color him surprise when another man perks up in the bar he had paused to get a drink in, vibrant green eyes gleaming in interest and responds in turn. And not just in the language, but able to keep up when he talks about things that once existed but haven’t been rediscovered yet.

And one thing led to the other, and there might have been some assassins and some shenanigans that end with them both laughing together in an inn and then more and- Okay he has a type alright, and he’s ticking each box! How is that fair?

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Adult Danny #Ras is just as smitten and so sad whenever Danyal leaves #But Danny always returns & he’s explained he has to travel lest he go mad #Danny isn’t technically from the DC dimension but it’s his favorite & it has nothing to do with Ras #Is their relationship healthy? Definitely not but they’re morally grey immortals #Dusan asks about his mother first #Technically Danny isn’t his mother BUT he does take on parental role & as far as the kids are aware this death-being is their mom #Why look Dusan even has his hair- their logic is flawless #Talia tells Bruce her mother is gone & for YEARS he thought she meant dead #Ellie got her wanderlust from Danny & they all give off some sort of mystical fae vibes #deadly decisions #Space Core Danny #Moon Core Ellie #Sun Core Dan #Liminal Al Ghuls #Danny is Not ghost King #Technically he’s some sort of being of rebirth like some sort of cosmic phoenix #Am I saying long-haired Danny with feathers in his braid that shimmers from white to galaxy? Maybe #Batfam had no clue about Danny save for Jason #And they didn’t find out until Damian mentions Grandmother apparently visited once more #Let Jason & Damian be brothers #How many tags until tumblr deletes them I wonder

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palipunk · 2 years

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As June has just started - an unfriendly reminder that there is no community to be had with pinkwashers or tolerance of pinkwashing and you shouldn’t be throwing lgbt Palestinians under the bus to support genocide - happy pride!

#pinkwashing obviously isn’t solely an issue in occupied palestine #but it’s definitely one of the most notible cases #pride month #pride #palestine #free palestine #i am literally a trans Palestinian lesbian and I am sick of pinkwashers #pinkwashing #pinkwashers are pro genocide #<3

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mattodore · 3 months

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20s vs 30s

#river dipping #matthias evanoff #theodore doe #echthroi #ts4 #ts4 edit #the older they get the more i need to [redacted] them...#matthias is already 26 so. not much changing going on in his face. his hair just starts receding a bit before he gets it under control #but theo’s in his early 20s so his cheeks definitely lose some baby fat in his late 30s #MIND YOU! matthias is really vain. so. he has a skincare routine and he's very serious abt it along w/ regular dermatologist visits #and injections/surgeries probably... so he is someone who will age very gracefully thanks to money lmao...#theo on the other hand is just blessed with beautiful skin <3 well that plus he rlly doesn't emote often... not many lines on his face #until he's in his mid-forties probably. but like fr... theo isn’t someone who puts a lot of work into his appearance like matthias does #and he uses and smokes like. his skin looking so good is just the result of a genetic lottery #i do think he quits both by the time he’s 30 #but while he doesn’t go back to cigarettes… hm. he probably continues to relapse w/ drugs every few years #not with anything hard—he’s off the stuff for good i think past 28-ish #i think when he relapses he’s usually safe with matthias who helps him by focusing on harm reduction so. lighter ones.#…just got a bit emotional thinking about that but anyway #kisses for theo 🫂#i was going to post this last night before bed but decided that i wanted to actually edit them first so! here take this <3 #i've gotta get ready to go get my novavax shot in a few hours but then i'm going to start editing again #seriously rlly enjoying my editing process rn... like it makes me so happy!! to finally really like the way i edit and how things look #but yeah........................ mattodore are so sexy as they age god.#i gotta redo that old family lineage post i made now that mattodore look different... and i need to redo their parents for sure #…anyway cross your fingers for me 🧎 i’m hoping my side effects aren’t too bad this time around

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