#court of darkness memes
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CoD!MC: Please I’m begging you to go see a doctor.
OM!MC: I’m sorry, is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
#incorrect quotes#obey me incorrect quotes#obey me shall we date#obey me nightbringer#obey me memes#court of darkness#court of darkness incorrect quotes#court of darkness mc#court of darkness memes#obey me mc#obey me sheep mc#crossover#crossover special#obey me x court of darkness
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"How did you become a valet?"
Almost every other valet: "We went through extensive training and we had background checks done before we could serve our masters"
Knight: Toa found me in the trash and then I was trained in the art of being a valet
#court of darkness#court of darkness knight#court of darkness memes#am i wrong tho#bro is the embodiment of a stray cat you adopt
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I know damn well Mf did not just saw “scrumptious” for some mother fucking hard, dry ass loaf of bread.
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qpr jean and neil. that's all i'm gonna say.
do you see my vision?
#i might add onto this later but right now I'm too busy crying#“misplaced forever partner” ARE YOU KIDDING ME THAT DESTROYED ME#neil ordering a hit to keep jean safe changed my brain chemistry#i need them to be friends#i need them to call each other and gossip and send each other stupid memes that only they understand#i need them to slowly grow closer as they heal until one day they can finish each other's sentences#and they ocassionally make super dark jokes about their trauma out of the blue (they bet on how people will react competitively)#i need them to call each other derogatory names but get Super Upset whenever anyone else talks shit about the other and offer to kill them#and i would love them to reclaim the spots next to each other that riko set#and make them their own#they're not partners on the court but they sure as hell are partners in life#the mcs ever#at one point andrew and jeremy are just looking at each other across a table at a restaurant as these two bicker#and realize they have somehow both become the Third Wheel despite the fact that 1) there's four of them and 2) jean and neil aren't dating#the amount of queer platonic pining i could fit in these traumatized people#the: “i'm lowkey obsessed with you but I Really don't like you romantically and I don't know what to do with it”#and the: “oh thank hell me too i thought i was even weirder than i already am. wanna go harass the fbi with me?"#jeremy and andrew watch this trainwreck both exasperatedly and proudly you can't convince me otherwise#cannot convince me that these four won't somehow end up living in each others pockets even if they live 1000 miles away#kevin pops in frequently as his usual wonderful diva self#anyway i'm going insane how yall doing#neil josten#jean moreau#all for the game#the sunshine court
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#dark aesthetic#retrowave#glow aesthetic#gothic aesthetic#vaporwave#neon aesthetic#retrofuture#synthwave#aesthetic#school#fuck society#fuck the supreme court#fuck the government#anarchy#anarchism#life#low quality#low qual pics#dank memes#meme
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My genuine reaction to this scene was this🙈

#light academia#dark academia#acotar memes#rhys acotar#azriel shadowsinger#cassian#illyrian#acomaf#acowar#high lord rhysand#feysand#azriel spymaster#azriel#book tumblr#book scene#a court of thorns and roses#a court of mist and fury#a court of silver flames#a court of wings and ruin#a court of frost and starlight#sarah j maas
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I'm proud of this meme I made 😂😂
#sjm#sjmass#sarah j maas#maasverse#booklover#bookworm#bookish#books#acotar#a court of thorns and roses#meme#dark humor
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Been a while since I did any alignment chart memes. Let's fix that
#court of darkness#guy avari#lynt akedia#fenn luxure#toa qelsum#roy invidia#rio voleri#jasper lane#tino maes#court of darkness knight#grayson hotz#lance ira#dia akedia#court of darkness lou#aquia avari#alignment chart meme#these required too much actual thought
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#random crap#funny#meme#funny memes#six of crows#six of crows spin off#grishaverse#wylan van eck#jesper fahey#wylan#jesper#soc#ice court heist#dark thoughts#wylan sunshine van eck
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MC: Hey Toa
Toa: *hasn’t slept in 48 hours* …Yes?
MC: I got you an ice pop
Toa: Oh thank you -starts eating it- what flavor is this?
MC: Blueberry and sleep potion
Toa: Wait what-
MC: Goodnight 😊
#I don’t actually condone this#this is a joke#don’t do this at home kids#please don’t get offended 🥲#court of darkness#court of darkness voltage#toa qelsum#court of darkness toa#court of darkness meme
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A little bit of enthusiasm will get you through the day
#obey me shall we date#court of darkness#obey me oc#obey me mc#obey me memes#obey me sheep mc#oc: parvana#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland oc#ithseem's arts and crafts#oc: saima#court of darkness oc#oc: joanne#court of darkness mc#twst grim#crossover#the unpaid therapists club#animal ocs#oc: danny
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Fenn: Father, this is my paramour, MC.
MC: It's a pleasure to meet you, your majesty.
Louis-Ernest: Please, call me "daddy."
MC:
Fenn:
MC: With all due respect, I must politely decline.
#incorrect quotes#court of darkness#court of darkness ms#court of darkness incorrect quotes#court of darkness memes#fenn luxure#louis-ernest luxure#court of darkness mc
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Fenn: Listen MC… when you said you were magical in bed this wasn’t what I was expecting.
Mc: Well- Is this your card? 😉🃏
Fenn: HOLY SHI-
#court of darkness x reader#court of darkness#court of darkness memes#court of darkness fenn#fenn luxure#fenn lexure x reader
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One large pepperoni, please
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occasional Tumblr art dump lol A bunch of Court of Darkeness fanart I've just made and never posted. :v I've been playing for over a year now, and I'm absolutely hooked.
The horses were inspired by the Horseman Colde Collection minis, I'm not even gonna deny that was my favorite collection, anything with animals is just an instant hit for me lol.
Lynt's pose was referenced from here: https://www.tumblr.com/adorkastock/721380722399690752?source=share
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