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You know what's really unfair?
That Lance isn't tan
That NO ONE from Ira is tan
Like??? How do you write a country made up mostly of the desert and CLEARLY based off the middle east (i see right through you Voltage) and none of the people living in it have are tan???? Like why is Lance just slightly more pink than Fenn?
Ridiculous
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thecherryotome · 5 months
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Court of darkness things pt 4 🍋
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chirp-a-chirp · 2 months
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Cause I made sure you didn’t put anything in my drink, that’s why.
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ithseem · 6 months
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Hijabi MC Shenanigans+Headcanons in Saligia
Guy
Guy: *tries to kiss MC in the beginning*
MC, punching him: NO KISSING
Toa
Toa: This has absolutely no alcohol content. Have you ever HAD wine before?
MC: No, nor do I ever plan to because my religion STRICTLY FORBIDS EVEN GOING NEAR THE STUFF
Toa:
Fenn
MC be dodging his advances like a Bollywood action movie protagonist
Roy
MC: At least I can have some semblance of normalcy
Lynt
Lynt tryna use her as a pillow, but she politely declines, since her religion forbids her from coming into contact with men
Other Things That May or May Not Have Happened
MC draping her duvet over her head as a makeshift hijab when unexpected visitors come
MC gets caught washing her feet in the sink for wudhu
MC feeling incredibly disoriented bc she has no idea which way the Qiblah (the direction of the Kabah in Mecca) is, so offering prayer is a nightmare and a half
MC lowkey upset bc the Quran does not exist in Saligia (iirc). And Lou wishes he could help
Rio and Thoma getting worried about MC during Ramadhan (whenever that is. It's super stressful not knowing when the Islamic calendar lines up with the calendar here) bc she's going from dawn till dusk without food or drink for a month
MC happily answering her friends' questions about her religion (they are genuinely curious)
MC's S-Rank friends apologizing for what they did in the first few chapters (I cannot be certain if they fully understand the true ramifications of what they've done, but they feel bad regardless, since they don't like to see MC upset)
Lance would be genuinely curious about her religion also and try to make a safe space for her (Lance doesn't discriminate, a person in need of a safe space is a person in need of a safe space)
Sherry and Violet go shopping with MC often and they often find some really cute and modest clothes for her
J*sper is normal in this AU, so he actually respects her religion
Tino freaks out and profusely apologizes whenever he accidentally makes something haram to eat for her. Knight would also do the same
Grayson wondering why she only eats fruits and vegetables here, and she tell him that she is not sure if the meats are halal, and she does not want to take any chances and accidentally eat something haram
to all the hijabi CoD players, I write this for you
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fingerless-glovez · 2 months
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Been a while since I did any alignment chart memes. Let's fix that
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atomsminecraft · 10 months
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My headcanon on if the consorts would like roller coasters or not lmao
Guy
I feel like he would because it would be kinda similar to riding Ertle but just really fast
Jasper
I’m not 100% sure on this one but I’m gonna go for him not liking roller coasters. Idk I just find it funny that one day he did have to go on Ertle for whatever reason and he was scared shitless and never went on Ertle again 💀
Toa
I’m gonna say he doesn’t like them. He might like carousels, teacup rides, and one of those rides that lift you up in the air and spin you around though
Knight
Absolutely not 💀
Bro would hate them
He would try them out once and vow to never go on one again
Fenn
He would love them
He’s the one who tricked Knight onto going on one and it scared Knight shitless
He would keep any pictures that are taken on roller coasters
He and Guy are forced to sit next to each other
They sit in the front for the “full experience”
One time he memorized where the cameras are on a roller coaster and when they were about to pass one he put his arm around Guy’s shoulder and now cherishes the picture
Guy tries to burn the picture
He fails
Roy
Oh boy
I feel like he wouldn’t like roller coasters but he would like the same ones as Toa; Carousel, teacup rides, and those rides that lift you in the air and spin around
He would go on one one time and his princely demeanor almost slipped
Almost
Bro’s hair got so messed up and Fenn made fun of him for it /j but also /srs
Grayson
Absolutely not
No
He would hate them
He would look at one and not want to go on it
Would avoid one with all the power he has
“I’ll stay here and watch everyone’s things”
He uses every excuse in the book
Lynt
Now why would you make him go on one
Bro would get nightmares
Let him go on one if those rides at Disney that tells you the shortened version of a movie like that one Ariel ride
Actually it would be pretty funny seeing him fall asleep on a roller coaster
Imagine Lynt snoozing during the entire ride
Everyone is screaming meanwhile Lynt is like 😴😪
The workers there think he fainted and almost call in paramedics
Tino
Who hurt you
Never make him go on one
He would have a heart attack
He’s staying on the ground
Would go if Lynt went on one though
Lynt please show mercy
Rio
He loves them
He would ask to go on it again
He would find the largest roller coasters and go on them
He’s having the time of his life
Lance
Ok so I’m not 100% sure
I feel like he would like specific rides
Like he probably wouldn’t like the roller coasters that have those spins that bring you upsidedown
Dia
I feel like he wouldn’t like them
He would have to have his hair in my ponytail to keep his hair out of his face
Would rather go find mushrooms then be there
He would go on the ride if it has mushrooms
Someone get him a ride that’s based on mushrooms
He would love that
Lou
I feel like he would be terrified of them 💀
He made the mistake of going on one that Fenn recommended and he has never been the same
“It’s not that fast” proceeds to go at the speed of light
I would love to see the imagine that shows up after his picture is taken while he’s on a roller coaster
I feel like it would be funny to witness
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shaakyhaands · 11 months
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Hear me out:
An Akedian student who knows all the gossip at the academy because they’re always “sleeping” while others are talking.
They’re like, “oh, it’s that Akedian student— they’re always napping in wackass locations, don’t mind them. Anyways, you’ll never believe which S rank I saw in town…”
But that’s the thing: that Akedian student? They’re never actually sleeping. They’re just closing their eyes.
Honestly, it started completely by accident. They were resting their eyes one day, about to genuinely take a nap, when a group of students started talking about their “special spot” in town where they got the best desserts. Not sure what to do, and not really wanting to interrupt them, the Akedian froze. After a few moments, they decided to just roll with it, and faked sleeping.
This happens a few more times, with different groups of students and townies. Soon, the Akedian realizes the interesting opportunity their reputation has inadvertently granted them. Now, what will they do with it?
Overtime, keeping with their scheme, they amass a massive, expansive library of information. Dirt on nearly every student, professor, people in town. S ranks and their valets, nobles, even some kings and queens. It really is amazing, what people are willing to say when they think no one is listening.
Then, an S rank fangirl pisses them off one day. That’s fine enough, happens more often than not. But when then woman starts harassing their familiar, the Akedian sees red. Within a few weeks, the fan girl’s deepest, most secret betrayal is circulating around the campus like wildfire. Her reputation is a wreck, her friendships are broken. How did anyone find out? She never told anyone, only her closest friend…
NGL, I think this student would be a more successful informant than J*sper. Spoilers for J*sper’s route, but that man has a whole ass disguise he has to maintain, plus whatever conversations and situations he finds himself in. He has to extract the information from the target. Meanwhile this Akedian closes their eyes, and the targets start just giving the information willingly.
Some students catch on, but know better than to expose the Akedian. Mainly because for a small fee, they can get whatever information they want.
“Yawwn. Study levitation magic if you want to pass the next exam.”
“Toa’s favourite candy is caramels. He’ll let you sneak out after curfew if you slide him a few, goodnight.”
“Sherry Invidia is growing a marijuana garden with Aquia Avari. Buy from Fenn, he’ll give you a discount.”
Tell me this wouldn’t be a fun character for a story Event??
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khrystinekhaos · 17 days
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GAWD DAMN GRAYSON??🤭🤭🤭🫣🫣🫣🫣
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Guy: Bro- Jasper: No, no, hold up, rewind. Jasper: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??
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angulroyale · 5 months
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THEY HAVE THOSE ❌🤰 IN CONCORDIA???
(Found it on pinterest btw)
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MA THEY'RE MAKING EVIL MEN HOT AGAIN!!!
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thecherryotome · 1 year
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Court of darkness things.. pt 3
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chirp-a-chirp · 1 year
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Fenn: OK Treasure, then let’s discuss OTHER places we do it besides our bed!
MC: L-let’s not Fenn…
Fenn: *Gestures to window* Like that bench outside the courtyard!
Lynt: *Eyes pop open* I sleep on that bench.
Fenn: So have we, repeatedly!
Fenn: And on the teacher’s desk in room 106!
*Toa and Roy look at one another, horrified*
Knight: You rakehell! Toa teaches there!
Grayson: As does Prince Roy. *Blushes*
Toa: I thought the desk looked in disarray last week.
Roy: Oh Creator, those desk stains were NOT from tea. I-if you will excuse me…*Leaves S:Rank lounge to wash his hands*
MC: Oh God…
Fenn: That’s what you said repeatedly Treasure on this couch while on top of Guy’s jacket!
Guy: …
Jasper: *Wordlessly takes jacket off Guy and leaves the lounge to launder it*
Fenn: Well, MC and I are off to our love nest! Which one is anyone’s guess!
Everyone Else: …
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ithseem · 1 year
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What Your Favourite Court of Darkness Character Says About You
DISCLAIMER: Everything here is a joke, so if you're offended, sorry 😅
Guy
You need therapy. Also, a part of you was hoping the writers remembered to make him likeable, kinda with a similar energy to Lucifer
Lynt
You like sleepy bois. You also wanna spoil him rotten like a grandma
Toa
You wish you were his therapist. Either that or you're the therapist friend in your squad
Roy
You want a gentleman straight out of a fairytale. You're also pretty basic
Fenn
We get it. You're horny af. There's also a 40% chance you're bisexual
Rio
You like himbos. You also probably had a crush on either Beelzebub or Ed Sheeran at one point in your life
Lance
You like bad bois with a heart of gold. You also want to adopt Christoph. You're also probably a dog person
Dia
You want to spend all day collecting mushrooms with him. You also daydream about living a cottagecore lifestyle with him
Lou
You have good taste
Tino
He reminds you of a grandma. Either that or you're into wholesome bois who are secretly freaky asf
Grayson
You're into the strong, silent, and gentlemanly type
Jasper
You never read his route yet, did you?
Knight
Your life's motto is "Short People Rule!" There's also a 30% chance you're feral asf. You also probably like cats
Thoma
You probably had a crush on Mammon at one point in your life
Aquia
Again, you have good taste. Also, after finding out he's getting a route, you celebrated very loudly. If you play on the English server, you still find the fact that he's getting a route at all is a victory nonetheless
Sherry
You're lesbian asf. You also wonder IF she's getting a route
Violet
Same as Sherry's. You also want her to either suffocate you or step on you. Either way, you'd thank her
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fingerless-glovez · 5 months
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College au part 2
Guy
• Majoring in political science and government
• Genuinely interested in politics, just isn't as intense about it as Roc
• Wants to be friends with people but Roc said "no"
• Not like most people want to be real friends to him anyway, especially not in his course
• Is currently being pressured to accept a political marriage, but would rather marry for love (sap)
• Jasper is the only one who understands
Dia
• Majoring in botany
• Attends all of his classes virtually
• Has a mushroom farm in his room
• He sings to them to help them grow. Aquia is sworn to secrecy about it
• Has Lou wrapped around his finger
• Found a snake in the bushes, named it Linos, and it is now his pet. Lou was unsuccessful in convincing him to put Linos back outside
• Is this grounds for expulsion? Yes. Does Lou expel him? Nope. Why? Because Dia is why
Sherry
• Majoring in human resources services
• Wants to create more positive workplaces, especially for women
• The only mentally stable person in this goddamn school
• Student council president (thanks, chirp!)
• Ya gurl beat out both Guy and Toa, who were competing for the position and tied for runners-up
• Probably helps that she had the power of baked goods (and Grayson's supervision) on her side
Aquia
• Majoring in botany
• Works at a flower shop
• Poor boy just wants to make friends and study plants but everyone just wants to use him to get in with Guy
• Lack of familial affection go brrr
• Roc doesn't give a shit about his younger sons
• Guy is always busy and has no interest in Aquia's life
• Rahm is too busy trying to make Aquia Roc's successor to notice that he clearly doesn't want to be in politics and loves his brother too much to take his dreams
• Zev is the only one who keeps in regular contact with him, but he's more interested in telling him all about his problems with class, homework, girls, y'know, typical high school stuff. He also asks a lot about how Guy is doing before taking any interest in Aquia
• Fluent in Floriography (language of the flowers)
• Tends to the garden on the school roof at night
• Rio runs into him up there and notices how well cared for the flowers look, and also that Aquia is really sad. They are now gardening buddies
Jasper
• "Majoring" in hospitality
• Isn't actually here to further a career. Roc sent him with Guy as a spy to make sure no one is plotting to sabotage either Guy or the family as a whole
• Works at the same bar as Lance
• NOT a r**ist, and he does NOT do that shit he did in his consort route
• He just listens in on conversations while making drinks (that have NOT been drugged or spiked in any way) and serving people
• He's that one asshole that corrects people's grammar when they text him
• If you don't text like you're writing a government document he will copy your message and correct it
Violet: is anyone free on saturday. i accidentally bought an extra movie ticket and mc fenn and sherry said there all gonna be busy
Jasper: *Is anyone free on Saturday? I've accidentally bought an extra movie ticket, and MC, Fenn and Sherry said they're all going to be busy.
Jasper: I'll be available on Saturday. What movie are we seeing?
Violet: Die.
• May or may not be fucking Guy and Fenn on the side, who knows
Violet
• Majoring in fashion design
• Doesn't care for the designs you would see at a Met Gala and knows how to create things that are good looking and practical but also unique
• Also makes her own accessories
• MC is her usual model
• Met Fenn in high school
• Apparently the guy she'd been dating was two-timing her with Fenn. She was super mad at him at first, but Fenn offered to help dish out some revenge
• He's her wingman and shoulder to cry on when she gets rejected
• Regular at Lance and Jasper's bar
• She dated Jasper for a while until realized he was using a fake identity to spy on her and her friends, and she's hated his guts ever since
• The only reason she still talks to him is because they're in the same friend group as the other valets
• If Jasper corrects her grammar in the group chat one more time, she's stealing his glasses and replacing his normal pens with invisible ink pens. Then we’ll see how good his grammar is
Tino
• Majoring in hospitality
• Works part-time at his family's hotel
• He and Lynt have been best friends since childhood because their fathers are also friends and business partners
• He used to "help" Lynt with all his school work (did most of it for him). He can't really do that anymore since they’re in different majors
• Gets Lynt out of bed every morning. And makes dinner every night. And cleans the dorm. And does the dishes...
• Okay, Lynt does eventually start picking up the slack when he realizes the ungodly amount of work Tino does
• This boy has not had a full night's sleep since the 3RD GRADE
• Like bro do you need to cram every single night?
• Half the time he passes out at his desk studying. Sometimes he'll fall asleep in a common room or something, and someone has to take him back to his room
• It is because of this that Lynt has taken special interest in researching insomnia
• Has to be dragged out by the valets to take a break from doing literally everything all the time
Tino: "B-But I have to study for my skills test-"
Knight: "You mean your skills test that's 3 months away and you've been cramming for since you started the course? Dude, you need a life and you're coming to the arcade with us."
• Definitely got shoved into his locker in high school
• That's what he gets for trying to mind his own business and not bother anyone in a fucking high school
Lou
• Headmaster of the academy
• Has a Ph.D in education
• Is fully aware that he has several politicians' children in his school and that he's being spied on
• Guess what? He's spying on them, too
• He's part of a political party called Iritium and is gathering information on his competition through their children
• Guy, Toa, and Lance's rooms are bugged with microphones. He knows Christoph is living with Lance, but to avoid raising suspicion, he doesn't do anything about it yet
• He's still debating whether or not to bug Aquia's room because Dia is his roommate and he'd rather not invade his privacy
• Prank wars are common at the academy, but he has reigned as prank king since his own school years and he refuses to be dethroned
• Has two doves in his office, Phinney and Nix
• There have been many occasions where someone would pass by his office and see him having a full conversation with them
• He once argued with Phinney while MC sat right across from him. He lost
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bitchkay · 6 months
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Guy's birthday game - blue box option
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THESE BITCHES GAY‼
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