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#court of darkness incorrect quotes
CoD!MC: Please I’m begging you to go see a doctor. OM!MC: I’m sorry, is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
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bitchkay · 2 months
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Fenn: Must be hard not being able to laugh.
Guy: I do have a sense of humor, you know.
Fenn: I've never heard you laugh before.
Guy: I've never heard you say anything funny.
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atomsminecraft · 1 month
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Incorrect quotes
Fenn: Is Knight here?
Toa: Uhhh you know what
*Knight jumps through window*
Toa: He just left
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chirp-a-chirp · 7 months
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Toa: *Sighs* Do you not understand the concept of personal space?
MC: What’s the problem? I don’t allow anyone to touch me unless it’s necessary.
Toa: I was talking to HIM. *Gestures to Fenn, sitting in MC’s lap*
Fenn: *Nuzzles even closer to MC* This is considered necessary!
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ithseem · 1 year
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Fenn: Hey, can you help me out? Something's wrong with my upsexy Toa: What's "upsexy"? Fenn: Nothing much. What about you? Toa:
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missmayrin · 2 years
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CoD Incorrect Quotes
Modern Au
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*texting Gilbert*
Toa: I dunno what to say
Knight: Here let me
*proceeds to type*
Toa: Don't be mean about it though-
Knight: *sigh*
*deletes paragraph*
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crystalmethsthings · 1 year
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neil after baltimore:
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divinemare · 4 months
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Azriel: Where are you going? 
Kallistrade (OC): To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.
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fingerless-glovez · 1 month
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Sherry: So I could either bake these cookies at 400° for 10 minutes, or 4000° for 1 minute.
Roy: Sherry nO THAT'S NOT HOW YOU MAKE COOKIES, SISTER.
Sherry: FLOOR IT?
Roy: SHERRY NO.
Sherry: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000° FOR 1 SECOND!?
Roy: SHERRY YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE ACADEMY DOWN.
Sherry: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!!!
Roy: SHERRY  P L E A S E!!!!
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faerie-goth · 6 months
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Protection?
It's currently Hallowed Eve, and Lys is sitting up in a tree with Toa hiding from the other demon princes.
Knight: Oi! Need any protection up there?
Lys: We're not fucking up here, we were going to do that in the music room later on.
Toa shoots her a disapproving glare, but merely flicks her nose to reprimand her.
Lys: What? It's the best hiding spot.
Knight: Not what I meant, but thanks for the warning. I'll stay away for the rest of the afternoon.
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sugaroto · 2 years
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Headcanon that Neil makes jokes about being kidnapped again and no one laughs
Like they're out somewhere, maybe lost, and the place looks creepy and someone jokingly says "What if a creepy guy pops out of nowhere and kidnaps us?!"
And Neil is like "Nah.... I'm not getting kidnapped again. My dad is dead how would he kidnap me? I mean cmon what are my chances of getting kidnapped twice?"
And no one answers or laughs with him cause they're like dude u ok or they pretend they didn't hear him bc they don't know how to answer
Or like maybe he doesn't answer his phone and Andrew is like wtf did you got kidnapped again? And he's like nah
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MC (Devildom and Saligia)/Yuu/Summoner: No matter how many times you save the school, or your friends, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved, you know? For a little bit? I feel like the maid. "I just cleaned up this mess, could you keep it clean for ten minutes? Please?"
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bitchkay · 1 month
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Roy: good morning my anal princess💞
Roy: *ANGEL
Roy: OH MY GOF
MC: I SCREAMED
Roy: IM SO SORRY
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atomsminecraft · 7 months
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Roy: Alright students! If you had a spirit animal what would it be?
MC: I’d be a unicorn because nobody believes in me…
Roy:
MC:
Roy:
Roy: Very imaginative 😄👍
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chirp-a-chirp · 1 year
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Court of Darkness: Just a Scratch
MC: I’m not hurt badly Toa!
Toa: I’ll be the judge of that.
MC: All my bleeding’s internal! That’s where the blood is supposed to be!
Toa: …why are you like this?
Toa: Indefinite bed rest it is.
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ithseem · 1 year
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MC: You know, people tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room Toa: Toa: That's arson. And those people are witnesses
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