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copypastus · 27 days
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Poly+ ACOTAR Week - Day 3 Secrets (Feyre/Tamlin/Rhysand) @polyacotarweek
I'm weak for 'two enemies put aside their differences coz they love me more than they hate each other' trope and I was somewhat sad that's not where Feyre's love life went. Just think of the possibilities.
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toughbunnyforever · 24 days
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maybe try writing him a note next time idk
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wiezumbeispiel · 10 months
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Saw that one silly meme and i knew what i had to do
The original (by @/CAFFSTRINK on twitter):
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mousterian-writes · 2 years
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In this months installment Kel'Thuzad tries and fails to avoid participating in group therapy.
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panakina · 3 months
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thinking of writing a fic where for whatever reason bruce has to pretend to be Red Hood for a patrol. He’s got all the gear, Jason’s using the crowbars at the moment, they’re roughly the same size, Dick does this for Bruce all the time, shouldn’t be an issue.
It absolutely is an issue.
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Halloween prompts no 28
Danny dropped his pencil when the door slammed open and a very angry vigilante pointed a finger at him, "YOU!"
The class around him started to chatter, wondering what was happening.
Voice raising an octave he answered dumbly, "Me?!"
"You didn't show up for the wedding!"
If the room full of teenagers were curious before they were nearly howling now. Fenton of all people is dating a potential superhero?! Marrying even?!
Standing up from his seat he grabbed his backpack, "I never agreed to the wedding!"
"Yes you did! I asked for your hand and you agreed!"
Danny thought back to when he and Robin first fought and he barely managed to hold his own, "I thought you were helping me up!"
"You will wed me as you agreed! Even if I have to challenge you for it!" Uh oh. Quick Fenton come up with something or you're gonna be a Wayne soon.
"Forced marriage is illegal in America!" Really brain? That's what you came up with???
"Then we will have the wedding in 'Eth Alth'eban!" Danny didn't even know what that was.
"Thats not the point!" Danny was acutely aware of all the eyes in the room, even Mr. Lancer seemed thoroughly enthralled by the scene that was unfolding. Which is just another reason why he needed to escape. He opened the window he had been edging toward since the start of this argument and flung himself out of it, ignoring the horrified screams of his classmates. He landed two stories down in the flowerbed and ran towards the football fields. Damian knew about Dannys powers, but that didn't mean he couldn't be deceived.
Damian followed after soon enough, leaving the class to explode with theories as to whats happening. Mr. Lancer took this moment to get back to what he was teaching by connecting it to what just happened and making them write a "short" story of a minimum 5 pages of what they thought happened here.
In reality Mr Lancer was an English literature major. Loving a good story came with the territory and oh boy did he need to know this story. Even if it was essentially just fanfiction from his students.
Theories run rampant throughout the school about what the truth was. Paulina even goes on a mushy gushy speel about The hero perhaps being a prince (technically true) that fell in love with Fenton (true), got Fenton to accidentally agree to a marriage proposal (true) and followed him here from his homeland to pursue his hand in marriage (also true)
The fact that Danny was constantly forced to use his powers in human form while being chased by his "fiance" was setting off every upgraded ghost alarm they came near, leading everyone to think Robin was a ghost. (Not true)
The Fenton parents go nuts when they find out a "ghost prince/ghost superhero no 2" was chasing thier son around and went to rescue him. Danny threatens to never forgive Robin if he kills his parents so birdy has to hold back.
Danny gets trapped in a ghost cage for a while as Fenton for his own good, gets told off by his parents as Phantom telling him they don't have time for him right now. Danny is both touched and offended. Even as thier top priority he's thrown onto the backburner. The chase ends with Robin carrying an unconscious Danny in a bridal carry into the Fenton portal while the camera in the lab livestreams it for all to see courtesy of a few tech nerds hacking
Tucker and Sam had been running interference all day and were exhausted. They were lucky Dannys secret was still safe.
Aka: Dannys Unfortunate Supernatural Romance from the Perspective of his Classmates
Do they follow them through the portal? Yes, but they have to corner Jazz, Sam and Tucker into letting them into the spector speeder under threat of snitching.
No one is allowed to ask why they're following a boomerang through the undead dimension.
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part (v)two
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ladyaster · 6 months
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After Isa's redemption in KH3, I'll never find it not funny as a huge fan of FFVIII that the fanon consensus is that the new "nemesis" of the Seasalt Trio or at least Roxas and Xion is Seifer.
I dunno how much of the KH fandom has played FFVIII, and in-universe it makes sense given Seifer is the "neighborhood bully" of Twilight Town where the Seasalt Squad now lives. However, given what VIII players know about him, it's hilarious and cathartic to see these two kids either bonk him with copied claymores in response to him trying to intimidate them into giving him their ice cream money, curbstomp him at Struggle right after calling them "lamers" or "chicken wusses", or accidentally drop half-eaten popsicles on his face when, in his universe of origin, Seifer was a major war criminal who dropped actual malboros onto a hugely populated city.
Roxas and Xion are just delivering Seifer some belated karma from 1999 is all and I'm loving every second of it.
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secretmellowblog · 1 year
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I personally can never get into all the fanon stuff that has Javert being a father figure to Cosette because I'm always like "well, he DID kill Cosette's mother....that was kind of a significant thing that happened...even in the musical he terrorized her a bunch, but in the book he terrorized her until she died in agony, and a big part of Cosette's character is that she doesn't know what happened to her mother and desperately wants to know....idk? I feel like that's sort of a significant Thing to leave out". Though again, I get it's because people are basing it on the musical where Javert is less evil to Fantine specifically
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maskedchip · 1 year
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italoniponic · 6 months
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I had these memes in my head for so long about love triangle scenarios but I'm so up to comedy that it could actually turn out into a amusing situation rather than a mere cliché
so where what I could imagine Jack and Silver's rivalry in my head bc I love both of them (obviously applied to Yulia as well) VS what actually is
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good Lord, I love two head empty silver-knight-ish loyal boys
also brief Endless Halloween spoilers (if you're from the en server) bc the last one turned out so good:
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they're such an unexpected neutral-chaotic trio and I love it
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11 PM at the Ishimaru household
Kiyotaka: *walking in the house late*
Takaaki: *turns on lamp and turns to look at him* My, my, if it isn't Kiyotaka Ishimaru, The Ultimate Moral Compass. Getting home late. My, my. How low of you, Taka. *shakes head in disappointed*
Kiyotaka: I told Mondo that he needed to take me home early.
Takaaki: *sighs and continues to shake head* Mr. Ultimate Hall Monitor, a hypocrite. Goodnight, Taka. *gets up to go to bed*
Kiyotaka: Father!
Takaaki: *laughing mischievously*
Kiyondo while poking his head out of his bedroom door: Oooh, yer in trouble~~~
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disc0bandit · 1 year
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Johanna and Hob meet while rescuing Calliope AU
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It starts with Johanna clambering over the spiked fence, realizing that this is maybe, possibly, perchance, a bad idea. Demons should feel like standing in a bucket of snot, and this feels much more like she snorted a tablespoon of powdered cloves. 
More importantly, nobody's paying her to do this. And she snagged the coat Rachel gave her on the fucking spikes. The left pocket is hanging on for dear life by two threads, it's content strewn on the ground. 
She lobs herself into the back garden. Plucks her notebook from the ground. Looks for her 20 pence before remembering she's in plain view of all the windows and runs to the bushes.
The man she bumps into topples over with a neat string of curses.
"Shit, sorry" she mumbles before her brain catches up to her. "Who are you?"
"What're you doing in this prat's bushes, miss? wh- fuck, not you again" The disgruntled look is wiped from the man's face as he jumps back and away from her.
"What do you mean not me again, git, who the fuck are you?" 
He stares at her face like she's got a trick question on her forehead.
"Ah, mixed you up with someone I guess. You here for the lady too?"
Johanna frowns. "The lady?"
"The lady he's keeping in the basement? Why are you here?"
"Someone's keeping a woman in the basement and you decide to hide in his bushes instead of calling the coppers?"
"You're also in his bushes"
"Fair point… OK, what do you know"
"Uh" he hesitates for a second "pretty much just that. He got plastered,wouldn't shut up about his muse or some shite, I think he's a writer or something." he arranges himself into a crouching position again "Got the impression that he's keeping a woman in his house with unsavory intentions and came to let her out… Why are you here?"
"Got a weird vibe" 
"You sneak into some guy's bushes based on vibes?" he says in a tone that is far too close to 'where are your parents' to not piss her off. She just stares at him.
"Right. Guess we're in the same bush?"
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quibbs126 · 6 months
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Oh yeah, so you remember how I said yesterday that I want a dragon to ship with Dark Choco?
Well now my brain’s mixed that with the post I made earlier about wanting that dragon I showed in the games, and so now the result is me wanting Dark Choco to date this thing (well not this specifically, but something that looks like it)
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…Lowkey I kind of want to do that now though
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tendebill · 7 months
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[wip]
update: i have managed to do all the stuff i need for tomorrow/this week (i think. i hope.) and decided to treat myself by working on this seph piece a bit more :']
#made some progress on my animation assignment#made some sketches for my design diploma#took more photos for my painting diploma#and i just remembered i have an art history assignment to write but i think i still have like a week or two to get it done#so fuck it we ball#i still have time to write it muahahah#tomorrow's gonna be fairly chill methinks#so i'll still have time to make more sketches for my design diploma after school#fun fact: im making movie posters >:)#funner fact: its a series of posters for old polish comedies#from like 70s/80s/90s#shoutout to machulski and bareja#bros made pretty dope movies ngl#the movies are#seksmisja - sci-fi comedy about two men who are hibernated and wake up in 2044 to discover there are no more men left in the world#kiler - guy gets convicted for being a serial killer just because his surname is the same as the killers nickname which is KILER#and he decides to pretend to be the killer to get rich#miś - guy races his ex wife to get all of their money from their shared bank account in london#hilarity ensues also there is a bear made out of hay that is a metaphor for communism#poszukiwany poszukiwana - guys gets accused of stealing a painting and so he dresses up as a woman to hide and earn money#by being a housekeeper while he tries to re-paint the painting so he can return it even tho he didnt steal it#and lastly#co mi zrobisz jak mnie złapiesz - guy tries to trick his wife into cheating on him so he can divorce her and marry another girl#that he got pregnant. long story short - he gets fucked over in more ways than one#these are all just movies about a bunch of guys#theyre lowkey and highkey sexist at times but well what are ya gonna do#also most of them happen during prl aka communism time in Poland or feature stuff relating to it in some way#my parents and brother quote these movies regularly so its been very cathartic to watch them fully for the 1st time#and realize i know most of the scenes through the quotes alone lmao#apparently my family has been consistently quoting almost every scene from kiler for years
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pixelatedraindrops · 8 months
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Shinigami 🌡️ Sprite Edits
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So can Death Gods catch a cold?
They can because "I" say so 😈🌡️
Yuma
NDA
Makoto
Peacekeepers
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With a confused and concerned Yuma in the middle of an investigation. It doesn't take a detective to know something's wrong with her 😵‍💫
Too bad Yuma can't tell since she's a ghost and they cannot touch each other.
(Pt. 1 to something else I'm making later XD)
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