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themeeplord · 9 months

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I'm so normal about @naffeclipse's Midnight Eyespots. So normal.

Anyway here's my Mothman Moon design~

#actually I'm not normal #I'm going insane #call an ambulance #THE FLUFF IS HOLDING ME HOSTAGE #lack of light #mothman!moon #art #my art #creature design #am I in trouble for simping for moth moon...? is cryptid Eclipse coming after me?!?

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threadsoflacee · 10 days

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im fucking sick to my stomach im so hurt

#will has the same smile T-T #IM HURT!!!!!!!#CALL AN AMBULANCE #will graham #hannibal #hannibal lecter #hannibal nbc #hannigram

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vhsmango · 7 months

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He’s dead

#art #obey me #mammon lover #obey me mammon #obey me mc #obey me oc #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #oc #once he was thrown out the window #this happens monthly #call an ambulance

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abrattylee · 9 months

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Y’all

“My ticklish little girl”

Gjsgsvwgdgfjfnfg

IMAGINE

being tickled, unable to move, and your ler whispers in your ear

“who’s my ticklish little girl”

#call an ambulance #tickle thoughts #lee thoughts #ticklee #lee mood peaking rn #tickle scenarios

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ofmd-ann · 2 months

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Stede girlies (gn) after that BTS

#including me #call an ambulance #i cant handle it #Rhys darby #ofmd bts #our flag means death

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kazsartcorner · 4 months

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I'm personally a fan of flintlock weapons in fantasy settings, crossbows and bows are all well and good but there's a specific pleasure to be found in smoking a bandit with a 54 caliber lead shot.

#my art #my artwork #artists on tumblr #art #digital art #digital artwork #digital sketch #call an ambulance #meme art

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fuckkwithtwoks · 2 years

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Please imagine for a minute if you will, people get word that Bruce Wayne is dating Superman and so a bunch of bad guys roll up to Wayne Manor, assuming that will be the easiest place to get to Superman or at the very least capture his boyfriend so that they can get to Superman only to be met with an elderly butler with a shotgun who could fight God and win (and probably has)

#call an ambulance #but not for me #its even funnier when its superman the goons shouldnt be afraid of #Alfred privileges extend to significant others #alfred pennyworth #dc comics #superman #batfam #clark kent #superbat #bruce wayne

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eloise175 · 2 months

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When your card gets declined at therapy so they roll in the greenhouse scene from vadtd with ‘what a time’ playing in the background.

I am very mentally ill about the greenhouse scene, please make it come soon I might coming some atrocities do some unethical things

I will reblog this when the actual episodes drop so I can be reminded of this and suffer even more, while dragging everyone with me in the depths of despair

#I’m so mentally ill about this it’s not even funny #if you hear me screaming no you don’t #AAAAAAAAAAAA #*dies dramatically*#call an ambulance #callisto regulus #penelope eckhart #penelope eckart #penelope eckart x callisto regulus #villains are destined to die #vadd #vadtd greenhouse scene #(non-official titles):#death is the only ending for a villainess #death is the only ending for the villainess #shitpost #el’s rants

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incorrecttrigun · 1 year

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That man sure could get some use out of ketchup.

#Trigun #vash #vash the stampede #call an ambulance #but not for me #not for me #meme #incorrect trigun quotes #incorrecttrigun

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fishsoap8387 · 8 months

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IVE HEARD RUMOURS ABOUT IT BEING ONLY 13 PAGES PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME ITS JUST A RUMOUR

#bsd #help sigma 2023 #bsd decay of angels #im scared #please help #call an ambulance #bungou stray dogs #bsd fyodor #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #bsd chapter 110 #bungo gay dogs #bsd soukoku #bsd shin soukoku #bsd fyolai #bsd shitpost

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loniora · 3 days

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Byler obsession came back.

#call an ambulance #i’m going insane #send help #byler #stranger things #mike wheeler #will byers

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kennethbrangh · 10 months

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Kenneth Branagh attends the Oppenheimer UK Premiere at Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on July 13, 2023.

#kenneth branagh #oppenheimer #LOOK AT HIM #MY PRECIOUS BOY #SO FINE #I LOVE THAT SUIT #AND THE BEARD JESUS CHRIST KEN #WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT #CALL AN AMBULANCE #(currently working on some gifs because fakdhwshk)#edits*

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i-know-the-endss · 9 months

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i’m going into cardiac arrest what the actual shit.

#it’s so fucking #tender #and loving #and warm #the sun between them and the way they’re smiling #the way they hold eachother #i cant #please #call an ambulance #red white and royal blue #rwrb #prince henry fox mountchristen windsor #alex claremont diaz #nicholas galitzine #taylor zakhar perez #rwrb movie #red white and royal blue movie

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roguelov · 9 months

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This is what I have phase wise, might make some adjustments but other ideas are always welcome from others 😏

Shut Reader Up Phase: Morpheus makes use of that mouth of yours that you continually run. Begging phase: Overstimulation, (you are always demanding my attention? I’ll give u my attention) orgasm after orgasm after orgasm. He hasn’t even been inside reader yet. Reader is a limp mess, limbs awkwardly jangling in cosmic chains. Moaning His Name Phase: He’s not done with u yet, now he’s gonna fuck you, but you are too jelly to do anything other than let it happen. The first time his name slips from your lips drives him insane and everyone dreaming that night gets glimpses of this boi’s ecstasy.

How filthy can I make this? Hmm? 👀💀

Honey I’m dead I’m on the ground unable to breathe

Overstimulated? And multiple orgasms??? Fucking awesome best thing ever

God wait you could even make the reader ride him and he smugly says ‘oh no my dear I’m not doing all of it, you have to work for it. Show me how much you want this’

Anyway I’m in love with all of this and I can’t wait to read this 🤤

#call an ambulance #the sandman #morpheus #dream of the endless #morpheus x reader #dream of the endless x reader #smut #ask #honeybeezgobzzzzz #honey my wife

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raineorryn · 19 days

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I’m standing on business fr

please do consider commissioning me (I’m poor) (I need money) (please) if u want info just message me here and go read my Carrd 🥹

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navnae · 1 year

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I wish Eddie could’ve seen how upset Steve was when he saw the news accusing him of all these terrible things even though they weren’t true. I believe that they could relate to each other on a personal level considering there’s still people in Hawkins who will never change their opinions on them. Some people still see Steve as a bully and Eddie will always have a bad reputation tied to his name, they were the only ones to truly see each other for who they actually were. Two beautiful souls who never got the chance to become one. In another lifetime they will.

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