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#crush tag#calculator rizz#calculator has better rizz than me#love is hard TT#aesthetic?#math#Math is hard TT
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THE WAY THIS DROVE ME CRAZY BONKERS INSANE ..... there were so many good doc side eyes but THIS is the best one
#back to the future#back to the future the game#bttf#marty mcfly#doc brown#idek what else to tag this#shitpost#THE SIDE EYE IS CRAZZZZYYYYY#hes alr calculating how much martys L rizz will damage the spacetime continuum#the answer is#alot
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Gouenji Once Again caught sizing up the next victim in order to suddenly apply Gouenji therapy on them
#hes so calculating i can read him so well#get the ball also had some strength cuz he was jealous endou gave poor baby toramaru one of his bright smiles#gouenji no#hes just. a lil guy. a scrimble#a pitucho 😭🤏🏽#endou mamoru#utsunomiya toramaru#gouenji shuuya#inazuma eleven#inazuma 11#ina11#im counting gouenji therapy as a gag at this point#its part of his rizz. if uk uk
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kira and her 18 + 1 charisma, they don't call her the sorcerizz of slaughter for nothing 🧍♀️
#sorcerizz do u get it#sorcerer + rizz = somebody please sedate me#this is the dumbest bit i've ever done LKAJHDSF#[ 𝐢. ] ooc › the risk i took was calculated‚ but man am i bad at math.
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Why you shouldn't date the creeps.
They are probably older than you, even if you are around 19-20 years old, their mentality can be very different. (not only because of their age but because they are killers, right)
Your dick is really big (regardless of whether you are AFAB or not) and they would be scared.
Your cold and calculating Sigma personality has too much rizz for them. 🤓
No, they don't like your hello kitty collection. (They suck)
If you ever manage to kiss one of them you will catch 192,938 diseases in the same second, ranging from HIV, hepatitis b, gonorrhea, leptospirosis, and ridma.
If by chance you end up in a relationship with one of them, it won't be romantic at all, I say from experience When I met a girl who wore a strange mask and the proxy symbol on her wrist, I didn't even know her well but she seemed to know me very well and I saw her watching me from the woods in my neighborhood. Until one fine day I left the door open so that if my father came back in the early hours of the morning he could come in since he didn't have the key and I went to sleep. When I woke up I saw myself chained in a dark and dirty place and she was sitting on a chair in front of me, until she took off her mask and saw an Asian girl with straight hair and said "Now no one will be able to separate us" And she laughed in front of me. Luckily I managed to escape and found a cell phone with internet access and I'm typing here to ask for help because I don't know when she'll find me, I know she must be after me right now, sometimes I hear static and I feel sick, she must be nearby, help me.
They would be very assholes, for example if you lived with Jeff as a girl he would make you clean and cook for him. (for me it's not that bad because I like to know what I'm eating but not for others to know what they're eating hehe)
They don't exist. (maybe). And if you happen to already be dating one, seek help.
#creepypasta#creepypasta x reader#creepypasta fandom#creepypasta x you#eyeless jack#jeff the killer#ticci toby#slenderman#creepypasta headcannons#eyeless jack x reader#ticci toby x reader#jeff the killer x reader#eyeless jack x you
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Law has the autism rizz, but that's nothing compared to Zoro's autism And ADHD rizz. Bro is unstoppable, Sanji took one look at this sword obsessed weirdo and went like "alright fine whatever I'll love this bitch for the rest of my fucking life"
Bestie you are correct ✨
Law will like, hear about the stuff you like and will be able to recite crazy shit that's somehow connected to it right off the top of his head. When he makes eye contact it's like you're the only person he's seeing (which is really because no one told him it's okay to look away when you talk to someone so he take eye contact very literally lol). He's the type to be vaugely unsettling when you first meet him and then when you get to know him he's got a very nice vibe to him. Also Law surprisingly has game when he hits on people, like he could really pull some hotties if he wanted to lol. (He doesn't, he hates people.)
Zoro, like Law, is wholly uninterested in most people. But I feel like Zoro's rizz is really niche, it takes a specific type of person to really get into him. Sanji is, unfortunately, one of those people. Which really just means he's a morosexual. Because Zoro is somehow simultaneously one of the smartest and dumbest people alive. He's so reckless he's borderline suicidal and yet he's one of their best strategists, he has never picked up a book in the entire time he's been with the crew and yet he is their human calculator.
Sanji has found himself on more than one occasion saying stuff like 'That's so fucking stupid, tell me more.' There's just something about the way Zoro says dumb shit. And it's always after saying the most profound and wise things.
He's also the perfect amount of bouncing off the walls kind of feral, like Law is, for the most part, a fairly monotone guy (unless he's around Luffy and Kid). But Zoro is ready to fight or fuck at the drop of a hat. When they first met Sanji saw him go crazy for a fight with a man who was so obviously out of his league, then almost die over it and was like 'Uh oh why was that attractive?' Every time he sees that feral smile before a fight it's like the 'oh no, he's hot!' meme plays in his head on repeat.
He's mostly hyper fixated on his swords but after spending so much time with Sanji, Zoro has accidentally learned a bunch of shit about food and the kitchen so he's incredibly helpful when it comes to shopping and cleaning. Because Zoro knows all his systems and follows them to a T (He complains every step of the way though and that pisses Sanji off.) He fits really well in his kitchen, Sanji has almost forgotten what it felt like to not have him there and he's not entirely sure he could go back to how it was before.
So yeah, Sanji goes from 'Damn, why am I into this little weirdo?' to 'Fuck, I'm in love with this freak aren't I?'
#zosan#sanji#zoro#one piece#poor Law really never stood a chance#Sanji on a regular basis: He's so stupid I can't *not* fuck him#Sanji has a bunch of things in the galley that have to be done in a Very specific way#Zoro is the only one who knows exactly how to do them#Sanji is the only other person allowed to clean and sharpen Zoro's swords#he knows what an honor that is and is very prideful of that fact#he also takes really good care of his fourth sword#if you know what i mean
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So I spent like 2 hours on this
Anyways, let me explain:
Methodology: to make this map I watched an unedited playthrough of the game and marked down how long it took to get from one scripted event to the next. I then inserted in the known times/save points the game gives you at certain intervals. I then calculated at what time each event would take place given how long the game takes to actually play, and then put those numbers to correspond with the actual in- game clock. All times marked with a ~ are approximate.
What I found:
The game is actually pretty much in real time, with some exceptions. There are some timeskips. If you’re playing a speedrun, you’re gonna come in at like 3:30, and the game ends roughly at 4 am ish. This means that if you do everything super fast and don’t waste any time, the game timeskips about half an hour here and there. I tried to account for these timeskips where they occur in my map like adding two minutes when Roddy’s song is skipped. Some sections also take a bit longer than the in-game time. For example, the time from Maurice to Virginia to Eugene to Murphy is much longer irl than it is in-universe, meaning no matter who is doing what kill, they are BOOKING IT from victim to victim.
Who did what: so my choices of who did what kill rely on two things: one, proximity to the confirmed kills/scripted events, and two, my own personal headcanons for who did which. I will now put the game’s timeline in order as well as who did what. Please keep in mind anything happening within KFAM like ponty’s calls or the little Peggy q and an after Maurice or Forrest being the rizz king to Sandra are not included.
~11:40 pm: sheriff Matthews is killed (Marie) (I didn’t put an actual time on the map for this because i don’t know if it’s right or not but in my HEAD, Marie started her attack at George’s TOD)
~11:55 pm: whatever the opening cutscene is (Henry)
~12:04 am: Leslie is attacked (Marie)
-Marie recovers from being shot at by the Sherriff and tased by leslie
~12:25 am: Sandra is attacked (Marie) (Sandra’s excact location is unknown but I put her by what is presumably a parking lot by the football field near the river running route.) (Sandra is not seen getting into her car because Marie takes a longer time to actually get into the parking lot due to being injured)
~12:25 am: Henry slashes the fire engine tires and makes his way up to Maurice.
~12:47 am: Maurice reports a break in (Henry)
-Henry is locked in the archive for like 10 minutes
-Marie drops off the tape on her way to get Henry
-when she breaks him out, they hear Murphy acting a fool, but Marie tells henry to stick to his current target before going up to the maze.
~1:20 am: Marie calls Virginia because she has the phone and sends Henry on his way (Virginia’s location is also unknown so I just guessed)
~1:35 am: Henry goes to attack Virginia but is scared off by the frat. Immediately books it to Murphy.
~1:40 am: Eugene is attacked (Marie)
-marie, on her way to the graveyard, sees the teens going to the murder house and watches
~1:53 am: Murphy is attacked (Henry)
-Marie sees the prank unfolding and slips into the group
~2:15 am: the teens are attacked (Marie)
-Marie spends a few minutes at the graveyard visiting George and recovering from getting a bookshelf tipped over on top of her
~2:32 am: Forrest spots the whistling man outside KFAM when going to retrieve LRH (Henry)
~2:43 am: Marie and Henry meet outside the gas station to regroup (optional? Idk)
~2:45 am: the bomb is detonated (Marie)
-Henry goes back to KFAM to hang out outside as the last victims are personal to his mother.
~3:10 am: Ricky is attacked (Marie)
~3:18 am: Jason is stabbed in the woods (Marie)
~3:25 am: Casey calls KFAM now inside her house
-Marie kidnaps Teddy on her way to the school gym
~3:45 am: Henry enters KFAM and locks Forrest in the producer booth
~3:46 am: Interview with Teddy begins (Marie)
~3:58 am: Peggy confronts Marie
Thoughts? Do you agree or disagree? What would you change? Do you think this was a complete waste of my Sunday evening? I’d love to hear your thoughts!!
*edited to add: I changed Virginias location to make at least a little more sense lol
#killer frequency#marie campbell#henry barrow#text post#I felt the power of the autism in my veins when I made this lol
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Hello! I hope you're doing well! Can I please request romantic Fyodor, Nikolai, and Sigma (seperate) with an extremely intelligent and calculated SO (Male or gender neutral if possible pls) who looks like a cinnamon roll? Like, reader looks innocent and eccentric and easy to manipulate but that could not be further from the truth. Like reader could be playing chess with Fyodor and talking about some random nonsense, beats Fyodor at chess and just walks away like it's nothing. Also, reader LOOOVES flustering the characters because they're smart and know exactly which buttons to push to get the best results. TLDR; reader has ultimate IQ and ultimate rizz XD
S/o with high IQ (male reader)
OOO! I was so excited when I saw this ngl! Hope you like it!!!
Fyodor
He thought he could read you like a book
His sweet innocent boyfriend
He knew you where smart just didn't know that you where that smart!!
He first noticed when he was organizing a mission for one of his men
He was taking a break looking at his map with a marked out way to get in
"you know this way would be better"
he looked at you amused
"my, I seem to have missed that, what a cleaver boy you are~"
But the moment he really noticed it is when you where playing chess
he was going easy on you
"Wow! You might be handsome but you can't read the room can you"
"hmm, what do you mean mishka?"
"I can tell you are going easy on me pretty boy but I can assure you I can win with out your help"
"fine then"
you guys started again and while he was judging every move you made you where chatting to Nikolai about the circus thats coming to town
much too Fyodors surprise and annoyance you still won
"..."
"Oh! I win! But I think the acrobats will be the best! No clown can compare to you Nikoali~!"
He was so pissed off after that but he did learn not to underestimate you
After that he does play little games off wit with one another (thats how he flirts now)
Nikolai
"MY HUSBAND! You look so cute!" he tells you this everyday
"Oh My! What a complement coming from the man who is in the lead for most handsomest man ever!"
"My little cutie! I am in no need to be in any competition unless its one for your heart!"
He is a hardcore flirt so you both often have little flirt wars with each other
His pick up lines are horrible though well they are creative
while you can come up with pick up lines that always fit what you both are doing
Fyodor thinks you both are a good duo
Fyodor also likes you because when you and Nikolai attend a meeting you often have a long talk with Fyodor about a book you both where just reading (DOA book club when?)
You and Nikolai once went on a mission together and you both had to split up for a bit
when Nikolai got back to you the enemy had found you first and was trying to get you to back stab and betray Nikolai!
Nikolai hid to see what you would do
"Join me, we can take better care of you pretty boy, better than that stupid clown can~"
"really..?"
Nikolai felt his heart break
Before any thing could happen you looked at Nikolai and smiled
You honestly would have just punched the guy but you knew not to underestimate him as you knew nothing about him
so you came up with a plan by looking at your surroundings
you saw a fire extinguisher
you got up and ran to grab it
the man went to use his unknown ability
but you grabbed the extinguisher and threw it at Nikolai who used his ability to hit the man from behind leaving him on the ground dead from the blow
Sigma
(I love him sm)
He thinks he is the one who has to protect you
If he doesn't what type of boyfriend is he
The first time you visited the casino you wanted to play some of the games
he was going to rig all off them for you to be able to win
To his surprise you wanted to play black jack!
he was very surprised by how good your pokerface was
he was even more surprised by how easily you where able to win
He gets so flustered with your flirting
even before you guys started dating he would blush uncontrollably
Scared you would get manipulated by some one but once he saw a bunch of people trying to and you where able to be polite and tell them to fuck off
He often ask for your help with the casino
Honestly once he realised how smart you where he was kinda scared you would manipulate him (poor baby)
You often help new comers to the casino on how to play the games (he finds it so cute)
He wants you to teach him chess (he wants to beat fyodor)
IMAGINE THIS OK YOU VS FYODOR IN CHESS
You win and sigma just smirks in the back like that’s my boyfriend
#bungou stray dogs#bungou stray dogs x reader#bsd headcanons#bsd x reader#fyodor x reader#nikolai x reader#sigma x reader
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Many people prefer Law over Kid viewing him as more attractive 🥴. What makes Kid in my eyes much more attractive is his passion and temper. While Law is kinda cold and distant with a low sexdrive Kid is very loving, affectionate and likes to show it. He enjoys showing his emotions through his body and sexuality. This makes him incredibly hot in my eyes 🔥🔥🔥
Those are very interesting head canons for those two characters \o/
I think one of the best parts about One Piece is that the cast is so vast there is always *someone* a person can connect with - in a lot of different ways too!
The other great part is that Oda’s continued insistence to avoid much canon romance is that it makes a MASSIVE playground for everyone to have fun in.
Sex god Eustass and awkward, easily flustered Eustass are both valid (and both plausible within the same head canon, people are complex like that!)
Awkward, nerd Law who can’t game his way out of a wet paper bag isn’t necessarily exclusive from dom Law who has your face buried in the mattress singing his praises like he’s your savior and this submarine is church.
But they can be \o/
I love no rizz nerd Law who talks about his figurines for three hours before your first kiss, and I love quiet and calculating Law who is walking you into his room so easily you think it was all your game. >.>
I love awkward virgin Kid, cumming in his pants when he makes you moan, promising he has stamina to keep going, and the King of Kink Kid who has you speaking in tongues before he’s even started prepping you.
In the end I just want peeps to enjoy their head canons and stories and day dreams without feeling like everyone has to agree with them for it to be valid. Variety is the delight of living and creating \o/
So delight in it and keep creating 🥰❤️😍
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U guys have to admit that she's doing this on purpose tho, she knows that his TCR interviews moments went viral so she has to give something to the people, that way it looks like they're both talking about each other. Like it's cute yeah but everytime she's being asked questions that are designed to have a Tom answer, it's intentional. (I'm not saying they're PR but these mentions are in some ways PR)
hmm no. the rizz clip went viral because of tom, and yeah she surely knew about it but the question was specifically about the dune cast and they keep talking about the cast being full of attractive people, so the question made sense. she could've said rebecca or florence to play it safe, it would've been normal and no one expected her to say tom
and the they're my family now literally came out of nowhere. i know z used to be really guarded and careful about her words, she still is, but she also changed and grew and is now comfortable saying all these things (and it's not even that crazy or things we didn't knew about). not everything she says or does is calculated, pls give it a rest
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I hate Ianthe as much as the next bitch, but she would’ve been an iconic sexy villain if SJM had committed to it. You’re telling me Ianthe, this calculating, beautiful High Priestess, didn’t get shit for selling out Feyre’s sisters? Bc we never found out exactly what she gained from it. Whatever it was clearly wasn’t that significant if I don’t remember.
Honestly, Ianthe is calculating and beautiful enough to have sold out Feyre’s sisters in exchange for becoming the King of Hybern’s consort. You’re telling me this bitch with a taste for high lords DIDN’T rizz up Hybern’s king? Riiiight.
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TWD Incorrect Quotes from my classmates
Tw: contains swear words, mention of sex, use of slut and maybe some other offense things, idk
Michonne: Because your minds are still developing you want to….
Y/N: Do drugs!
Michonne: Take more risks…
Y/N: Nah…
Michonne: A risk is any unsafe action or stupid, thoughtless and careless behaviour.
Carl to Y/N: Literally me.
*Coughs that sound like an erupting volcano*
Abraham: My tummy hurts.
Michonne: Can you name three risks?
Merle: Sex with no protection!
Carl: A gun with no safety on!
Y/N: Having a forehead as big as Merle’s!
Deanna: So, we have codes A, C and D.
Rick: Why not code B? Where’s the B????
Aaron: B-cause.
Glenn: You should b- ashamed of yourself…. I’m not funny
Maggie: You’re not funny
Deanna: So, code A stands for….?
Daryl: Ass!
Eugene: Acceptable!
Aaron: Yeah *fistbump*
Y/N: Nerd!
Deanna: What about code C?
Maggie: Coffee.
Eugene: Calculated!
Deanna: Yes! How about code D?
Abraham: Deez nuts!
Sasha: Dangerous!
Carol: Destructive!
Deanna: Yeah! You guys concern me!
Y/N: Ron, shut up you acoustic monk.
Glenn: Guys I accidentally wrote relationhips instead of relationships.
Carl: Y/N, has relationhips.
Y/N: What’s that supposed to mean?!?!
Y/N: Carl, has a shirt that says ‘ Roblox is life’ shirt, and he said it suits me.
Negan: Feel how soft my water bottle is.
Simon: Stop stroking your water bottle like that!
Michonne: What’s something that was legal, but was a destructive decision?
Merle: Weed!
Enid: I wanna jump off a cliff.
Y/N: I wanna kiss a 12 gauge.
Enid: My dad jumped out of a plane without a parachute…
Carl: My dad is a plane.
Andrea: My butt hurts.
Dale: *Gives strange look*
Andrea: You’re looking at me like you wanna fuck me.
Dale: What?
Shane: Ha!
Dale: No, I actually didn’t hear.
Amy: Real.
Negan: Did you wash your ass today?
Michonne: So, tell me an example of a safety risk?
Merle: Your mom
Michonne: …and some conatin cannabis
Judith: These gummies tastes funny.
*Watching a budget direct ad and Captain Risky comes on*
Jesus: Smash
Ron: Bro’s him
Daryl: I mean he has all the skills
Carl: Bluds the main character
Y/N: You look like a potato
Dwight: You look like a trash can
Y/N: Nuh uh
Dwight: Yeah uh
Negan: Dwight, keep working *Lightly caresses the shovel Dwight’s hand*
Y/N: Stop!
Dwight: Stop it I don’t like it!
Y/N: Yes, we are Sluts
Rosita: Sexy Ladies Under Tonnes of Stress
Y/N: I can’t make a decision that big, I can’t even tie my own shoes!
Enid: Please tell me you’re joking.
Y/N: I’m not, I tie them like a three-year old! Let me show you!
Enid: No, no thanks…
Y/N: Watch my feet! Watch my shoes. *Ties laces with two loops*
Enid: Ew *visibly cringes*
Carl: …I just asked if you wanted pancakes or waffles….
Glenn: Look how much funny shit we said today.
Daryl: I can’t it’s too black
Glenn: Ayo?
Daryl: I meant too dark!
Y/N: Nah!
*Glenn adjusts lighting*
Daryl: Now it’s too white!
Y/N: !!!
Daryl: Too bright! Too bright!
Negan: BALLS
Y/N: Gotta rizz ‘em with the ‘tism
Negan: I’m a Savior….save ya mom!
*Carl and Ron carrying a log*
Enid: For a second I thought that was in their ass’s
Y/N: I want them up my ass
Enid: What?
Y/N: What?
*Truck passes*
Daryl: Awww yeah, listen to tha’
Y/N: I can smell the air…
Daryl: No shit, sherlock!
Glenn: Don’t judge a book by it’s-
Eugene: Erm actually, it’s in the human instincts system, for us to make a quick judgement on a person appearance to determine whether they are friend or foe.
Y/N: Oooh, did I appear friend or foe when you first saw me?
Eugene: Well, when I first encountered you, you looked like you couldn’t hurt a fly, but since then, I have realised my mistake and have grown scared of you.
Rosita: He’s scared of everything…
Eugene: Not pickles!
Beth: What song do you wear?
#twd#the walking dead#twd incorrect quotes#carl grimes#daryl dixon#dale horvath#rick grimes#shane walsh#amy harrison#andrea harrison#enid rhee#back off enid#ron anderson#rosita espinosa#eugene porter#abraham ford#glenn rhee#maggie rhee/greene#michonne grimes#negan smith#simon twd#dwight twd#twd jesus#judith grimes#twd aaron#twd deanna#carol peletier#merle dixon#sasha twd
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hear me out:
clay/subject 16 having a kid he didn’t know about, or perhaps maybe desmond having a second kid he didn’t know about, or even william himself somehow had the rizz to accidentally make a second kid 😭😂
I mean… when the first chapter of Black Flag’s webtoon came out, Noa is shown to have Altaïr, Eizo and Ratonhnhaké:ton as his ancestors which led to the ‘ideas’ that he could be Desmond’s son. Of course, we also thought of the idea that he can be Bill’s son as well if having Altaïr as an ancestor isn’t based on the father’s side but on the mother’s side, since he does have Japanese and Korean and one of Altaïr’s grandchildren or even an older Darim could just as easily had a paramour in Japan while they were chasing after Genghis Khan’s children/grandchildren (the easiest being in Tsushima).
So, in this case, you didn’t specify if you wanted this to be a case of Clay, Desmond or, god forbid, Bill learning they have a child which gives me an excuse to focus this on Elijah XD
For this one, we’re dealing with the canon events in the eyes of Elijah. While the whole… Layla trilogy was happening, Elijah’s been busy laying low and building some sort of super computer that used cannibalized parts from all over.
With the skills and knowledge Aita provides him, Elijah is planning to recreate the Phoenix Project, but not for Juno.
Juno was…
A prototype. Something he did under duress while he was blinded by rage and desire for revenge.
Now, he’s rebuilding it to… well, at first, it was to bring back his mother but he later learned that it was impossible.
His mother was so inconsequential to the Calculations that there wasn’t enough data about her to bring her back even if he uses his own DNA. It still wasn’t enough.
So, he decided to pivot to trying to resurrect Desmond Miles instead.
He would say it was the only logical conclusion. Desmond Miles was the human who was closest to the Isus, not like Sages like him who were haunted by the memories of those who helplessly pathetically clung to life (and yeah, he is absolutely aiming that at Aita).
And Desmond Miles had enough DNA to be recreated with the access of the Calculations…
Because Sample 17 is a complete copy of Desmond Miles’ DNA.
So… after Elijah finished the device (improved from that garbage Juno’s cult modified from Abstergo), his next course of action was to get the original Sample 17.
During his investigations of where it could be, he learned that Abstergo had been checking for more people who had interesting connection to Desmond Miles and any other Animus Subjects.
That’s how he learned that he had a younger sibling (whether this one is a sister or a son is up to you) who was being held in an orphanage under one of Abstergo’s shell companies.
Whether this child is born from a night of passion or was actually created by Abstergo itself using… other means… is up to you.
Elijah has no reason to save this child he has no connection with. For one, he already ignored Noa Kim even when he had pinged in his radar because he knew the Assassins were already dealing with that one. All he had to do was tip the Assassins off and they’d find a way to rescue this child but…
The orphanage may have other clues that will lead him to the original Sample 17.
So he infiltrates the orphanage, found the clue he needed and…
… got back to his base with three children instead of one.
…
Sooooo…
Apparently…
The death of Desmond Miles had been the final straw that destroyed whatever feelings William Miles and his wife had with one another.
Oh, sorry.
Ex-wife.
While he was grieving his son and not doing any of his responsibility to the Brotherhood, William Miles had a…
Elijah felt like he was going to hurl…
… one night stand.
He has no dealings with William Miles.
He only had heard of William Miles.
But that didn’t mean he wanted to learn about William Miles’ sex life.
Regardless, when he got to the orphanage, finished his actual work, and went to get his ‘new’ sibling, he learned that…
1. Said sibling had a friend who must come with them if Elijah wanted to whisk them away.
2. Said sibling had been put in charge of a baby of all things who turned out to be William Miles’ second child.
Which means said child is technically his… aunt? Uncle?
Everything had been hectic since that was divebombed at him that he didn’t have spare time to check for something so inconsequential.
So now…
Elijah had become the guardian of three young children.
… he really needs to get the original Sample 17 so he can push all of these to Desmond Miles instead.
Unorganized Notes:
The main point is that Desmond is revived to find out that he does not only have one child, but two and a younger sibling as well as another child who is definitely Clay’s child (Elijah checked) so yeah… he was resurrected by a bunch of children (well… Elijah’s like… 18 by now)
Clay gets involved because Desmond’s resurrection still has him have a connection with the Gray where Clay is and Clay can connect with Desmond while he has a POE.
This will easily moved into Clay and Desmond trying to be good parents in their own ways and trying to raise three (four if you can Elijah who does not want to be counted) children.
Does Bill learn he has another child? Your call. Or you can just have that child think of Desmond as their father and Desmond just rolls with it since he is the one raising said child.
#i made the children gender vague so you can pick#does bill have rizz?#if all you need is a one night stand with an old fox#sure#if you want an actual relationship?#ask desmond’s mom how that worked out for her#ask and answer#assassin's creed#elijah miles#desmond miles#clay kaczmarek#teecup writes/has a plot#fic idea: assassin's creed
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HI!!!! Ur writings r literally the cutest it makes me cry omg, could u write karma with a very versatile social chameleon fem! s/o who is highly feminine and intellectually and emotionally mature yet exudes an energy and a sense of humor deemed as more “guy like” (get it because women can’t be funny or autistic so I just can’t possibly be a woman) and though all of e class really understood each other, there was still ofc a mild difference in the social habits of not only groups but between genders bc gender norms and generalization yeah? But instead of having a specific group that they exclusively talk to because of similar social behaviors, she prefers to weave into the situations and actually project the manner of others- so like she’s very feminine presenting and witty yet also is like a dumb high school boy. Like she could be decked out in a whole gyaru look and- think of a disney channel movie bully moment- be approached by someone and clap back with the most precise and hilariously dumbfounding response, like it’s perfectly catered to the energy the person gives off in order to deliver a blow that actually gets across and hurts ! Basically a very unexpected obscure mixture of a person that isn’t afraid of getting a joke across, even if that means wearing a mustache made from mascara and a fishing shirt to truly stand for what our country stands for🇺🇸🦅make the green m&m sexy again america
𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐞 🌀
desc. karma x fem!unexpected!reader!!
notes. i'm not gonna lie that was really hard to summarize but tysm for the compliment and req!!! this was so fun to write and i could tell as soon as i saw this request
also i assume this is headcanons so please tell me if that's not what you had in mind!!!
you are karma's favorite person ever.
you're smart and you're funny. it's like he's found his twin flame. except she's 100x more intense.
it's almost as if you adapt to the person you're talking to as well. he just thinks you're so interesting.
one second, you're making dirty jokes with rio—and the next, you're talking with nagisa calmly about ways to kill korosensei.
you're decked out in a long, flowy dress and screeching like an eagle, flapping your arms.
and don't get him started on how much he loves your reaction to class A.
one of them begins berating a classmates for being in class E? you're over there coming up with the most creative insults ever. combinations you didn't think were possible.
karma lives to see the look on their faces after you've delivered their personally catered insult. they're actually dumbfounded.
you're constantly the center of attention together. you're going on about why birds are actually government drones and karma's starting to throw birds into the room to try and kill korosensei.
you adapt to your surroundings. god knows how many different jokes you have with different people because of this.
you play fighting games on the whiteboard with the rest of your classmates. your character is an umbrella and you have a rain buff??
it's impossible to count how many times you've used an american country accent and gone on about how much you love women and fishing.
— "LONG LIVE BASS PRO SHOPS"
it's been at least a few months since you've been dating karma. he's still figuring you out.
you both are rubbing off on each other. now karma's calling people ingrown toenails, and you tease him because he stole that from you.
the big 5 of class A still never leave you guys alone.
teppei's pushing his tests in your guys' faces with a smug look. you push your glasses (imaginary or not) up your face and sniff, mocking him.
"actually," you sniffle. "according to my calculations, you've got as less rizz than an easy-bake oven. go get some girls and then we'll see how envious we are." you say, with a wink.
the rest of the class is laughing their asses off while teppei's got the most flabbergasted look on his face that's possible. wide eyes and eyebrows to the sky, he drops the paper and runs way crying.
you make a remark about how you love making america great again by making boys cry.
the rest of the class doesn't know how to label you. you fit in with everyone.
yet, you've also got a very distinct personality. you also make references to the weirdest things, like a specific game that got really popular in 2020, especially among middle school boys...
but, they love you nonetheless. even though sometimes, you make jokes that would send you to class ZZZ.
notes: assuming i understood what you meant correctly, i have like 10 friends like this. perhaps some of these are based of of them... (you know who you are 🩷)
#screaming in the void#and the void screams back#assassination classroom#ass class#fluff#karma#hee hee#karma akabane#karma akabane x reader#akabane karma x reader#karma x reader#akabane karma#unexpected#fem reader#ass class x reader#assassination classroom x reader#for you#idk how to tag lmao#reader fic
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Can I ask for a ranking of which rogues have the most to least rizz (ability to flirt) and why?
"The Rizz" General Rogues Party
OKAY. Best flirters to Worst! Note that a several of the middle people are same-ish in my mind so take solid rankings with a grain of salt.
Tw: Mentions of crimes such as drugging, hypnotism, etc. One suggestive line.
Poison Ivy- Before being poisoned by her colleague/boss, Pamela was incredibly shy and socially awkward. The poisons and toxins injected into her body did something... peculiar. She became an expert in knowing exactly what to say to ease into people's minds. That plus the chemicals she can leak out as an aphrodisiac, it doesn't take much to pull someone to her embrace.
Ra's Al Ghul- He's been around the metaphorical block so many times. He has the charm, the wit, the looks- It's probably a good thing he's so invested in his own plans and less on romance, or he'd be sweeping people off their feet right and left. His powers of seduction would be unreal.
Mr. Freeze- Okay, hear me out. You hardly see the game because he's so in love with Nora. That and the genuine trauma and angst of his whole backstory. However, he is a romantic man and knows the meaning of a gesture. If he was able to find room in his heart for another, they would know the what real devotion felt like.
Riddler- The main reason he's considered good at flirting is that silver tongue. He has the intelligence and grand vocabulary to charm the pants off of someone. His big issue comes down to him being so fucking arrogant and smug. If you ignore that, though, and embrace any awkwardness that he shows... he's still on the end of good flirter.
Killer Croc- Honestly? He's average. He's not bad at flirting but he's not particularly great, either. The real problem for him tends to be past anger issues flaring up which is very not sexy.
The Penguin- He's not the worst at flirting but he's decidedly below average. He doesn't have the best table manners, sometimes he can be rather crass and he's used to having to buy things to get them. Like "people" and "affection", for example.
Harley Quinn- She's her own brand of flirting which can be very hit or miss. You love it or hate it. It's goofy, in your face and sometimes she takes it that step too far. It's needy. As confident as she is, there's still this gnawing desperate need for the approval of people she likes.
Two-Face- The unfortunate thing about Two-Face... Harvey is all schoolboy loveliness, considerate, and caring. Harv is adrenaline rush, passion and "showing you a good time." While they're technically good at flirting, having both styles in one person and sometimes back to back can be disorienting, particularly if one puts you off.
Mad Hatter- Listen, it's not that he doesn't know how to flirt. He knows how to court someone and make them feel special. If he's lucid, he can have the most stimulating conversations. The problem is that he tends to make most romantic interactions incredibly creepy. That's leaving out the drugging, hypnotism, and abduction habits.
Bane- It's not that he can't flirt with someone he's comfortable with, but just meeting someone? He's blunt, calculating and sometimes even smug. Growing up in a prison didn't do a lot for his social skills, particularly soft, intimate ones. Logically he knows what to do and might even be able to play at it if he wanted, but really a lot of his genuine rizz wouldn't come out until later on in a relationship.
Scarecrow- For all his intelligence and capacity for witty wordplay, flirting is not this man's game. He is bristly and a lot of his ideas of romance is very macabre metaphors of fear and death. For some people that works and for others it's just way too intense. That, and he's just arrogant enough that if someone doesn't get his gestures, he writes it off as them being the problem.
Black Mask- Anger issues, entitlement, gruff as hell, and has enough of that rich douchebag in him still that he thinks negging is a valid form of flirting. The sex is hot as hell, though.
Zsasz - Anything he thinks is romantic or even sexy flirty is going to be obscenely sleazy and/or threatening. At one point he used to be charming which eased his path to the criminal life. Now he'll make gestures that are not only creepy, but zero grace or finesse behind it.
#riddler#poison ivy#Ra's al-Ghul#mr. Freeze#scarecrow#mad hatter#two-face#harley quinn#killer croc#the penguin#Bane#black mask#victor zsasz#foxwriting#rogues party
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Yo, I start a DnD campaign tomorrow but I don't have a name for my charcter. Wanna help me?
(Please, I'm gunna be playing this character for the next few months and don't want to chose a name I'll regret)
He's a bard and has ,like, super rizz
Keep up the good work and hydrate (even though your underwater rn) 🌚👍
Hmm.. calculating .. calculating..
Beembo Poppitz
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