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classicconundrum · 1 year

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Winter Holliday themed Symbiot3 Headcannons

(ft. this art i made)(also this is all wholesome and happy)

Flash and Eddie are both Christian (I think?) and they Celebrate Christmas. Venom isn't Christian but likes Christmas anyways

Flash and Eddie take turns distracting Venom so that they can buy gifts for them. Somehow, Venom is clueless until he gets the gifts. (They also don't really use them because what the fuck is Venom going to do with like a mug?? But he loves it anyways)

Venom makes things for Eddie and Flash, normally art. He is very good at drawing :-) (He also helps Eddie pick things for Flash)

Flash and Eddie get each other gifts but never know what to get. Flash would get Eddie like a movie and socks and Eddie would get him a hydro flask with his name on it

They always get a real tree. Eddie is oddly insistent on a real tree, and Flash doesn't really care.

The tree is always way too big and every year they have to completely rearrange the furniture to make room for it.

Flash hates Mariah Carey's All I want For Christmas Is You.

Flash loves all the Home Alone movies and makes Eddie and Venom watch them every year. Venom laughs at all the jokes.

Eddie considers Die Hard a Christmas movie. Flash doesn't. This is leads to many mainly humorous arguments.

Eddie brock knows how to Ice-skate. Idk why

Flash volunteers at soup kitchens around Christmas time.

Flash and Venom spend more on gifts for Andi then anyone else.

Eddie normally celebrates Christmas Eve with alcoholic drinks. He had to be told firmly by Venom that he probably should not do that.

Eddie is a big firework enjoyer. Every new years he is out setting fireworks.

Venom stays inside because Sound and Fire are litterly his weaknesses, but he likes looking at them from afar

Flash will light those little sparklers or like ladybugs and tanks and stuff (Idk if you guys know what I'm talking about)

New years is set off with Eddie smelling strongly of gunpowder (something that isn't unordinary) and Flash half asleep and a weird 3 person Symbiote kiss.

(bonus: aftermath)

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 month

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Must be a Sugondese joke.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuck tims #laios touden #senshi #Looks like I won't be able to post this on dungeon meshi thursday so instead I will have a fun past/future conversation #This is wednesday me who has not seen the episode yet but I have such a strong feeling that it is going to be extremely special.#*This* fight is what the first arc has been building up to and it has *so* many incredible moments.#We're going to see the chilchuck knife throw! The leg sacrifice! The bones!#Watch them ramp up the quality this episode and go wild with the frantic action of 'oh god our plan is going to shit'.#Hello. Me of the future who just watched the episode.#I knew it was going to be good but that...that blew my mind completely. My high expectations were beyond met. My god.#I'm just speechless at how well they handled everything. The leg. The tension. That ENDING.#If you have not already: PLEASE watch Dungeon Meshi.

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zosanbrainrot · 1 month

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part 2 of Zoro in WCI

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I tried to write something to sum up my thoughts on this, but then it got longer and longer and tbh I'm itching to write a fic set in this AU djjdkf I think I could develop on their inner feelings more than in the comic form

Before posting the first part I didn't realize people had such strong opinions on how this would play out lmaooo

imo, of course Zoro wants to fight Sanji, not with actual intent to harm (they threaten each other on the daily, come on), but because that's how they are together, how they communicate. He respects Luffy's decisions and their goal here, which is to learn what's really going on with Sanji, but he's gonna be pissy about it all he wants. They both have so many intense and conflicted feelings about this and neither has any idea how to resolve them. So they fight.

ofc yall are free to headcanon this interaction any other way you want <333

#hope you can hear the moment Sanji's heart shatters #you're walking the painful path you chose and then even this stupid marimo instead of playing your usual game of threats and violence #instead of making this easier for you he pierces right through your heart with the tiniest confession #I never hated you #but even if he didn't use to #he sure as hell despises every inch of you now #he must he has to #but this is what you chose #it is what you deserve #ANGST #PAIN #wci zoro au #obvi if I were to write it wouldnt write first person this just got out of hand #i love angst can you tell #zosan #i love keeping them in the 'what if maybe no he would never' hell #roronoa “i love you but I will take these feelings with me to the grave” zoro #blackleg “I need you to hate me because I simply don't deserve to be loved” sanji #rorona zoro #black leg sanji #sanji #zoro #my art #whole cake arc #whole cake island #one piece #one piece fanart

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neytui · 2 months

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I never guessed how close you were to me 🧚‍♀️❄

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redgitanako · 4 months

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Zosan twilight au inspired by me misreading @inoreuct 's message because I read with my ass. Also by some vtuber lore,,, this made so much sense in my head at 1am idk

#aaaahhh I missed the messy pencil brushes of procreate #reg art #artists on tumblr #zosan #one piece #roronoa zoro #vinsmoke sanji #black leg sanji #twilight au #did this instead of washing my hair. I hope you guys will cherish the effort #zosan comic

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egophiliac · 6 months

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I got a really tough question.

What’s your favorite Twst event of ALL TIME?

I like Harveston

this truly is the hardest question. :( but after much consideration, I think Endless Halloween Night wins out for me, because it's nonstop Characters Being Silly the whole way through. the whole thing is just lots of these little dorks having the most ridiculous interactions, which is always my favorite! and of course the big twist is SO delightfully stupid and doubles down SO hard that it becomes AMAZING and I 100% unironically adore it. AND it's Halloween! everyone is in their cute little costumes and having a spooky adventure! it's great!

however, I am ALSO a big fan of the Harveston event! how can I not be! everyone is wearing comfy winter outfits and getting along really weirdly well with Epel's grandma and he's getting a little worried about that! my terrible loud son sews a plush squirrel and then gives it a silly little nickname and refuses to leave it behind when it breaks! the ending shot with the sled! I LOVE IT.

obviously we need the best of both worlds now

#art #twisted wonderland #malleus in the background: RYUU } >:(#(this is an au where sebek wears his own halloween costume and isn't obsessively trying to match with malleus)#(unless malleus is also wearing a patchwork squirrel costume. hold on wait i should've drawn that instead)#my favorite is when people draw sebek's room and have risugurumi just hanging out on his desk or something #SHE GAVE HER LIFE FOR HIM #well she gave her leg or something anyway #it's been a while i forget #anyway endless halloween night also has my favorite cutscene #which is the five second long cutscene that is literally just floyd going OOH WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO and then a battle starts #thank you twst #i believe this is also when trey finds out that sebek's dad is a dentist and immediately makes it weird #while rook is just. dancing around and singing opera in the background.#'did...did he hit his head when we fell through the mirror?' 'no he's just like that'#i have to stop or i'm going to end up recounting the entire event #(sorry this took so long!) (i have been back in Deadline Hell)#(i didn't mean to actually answer this on halloween but it kind of worked out! HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEN)

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abbeyofcyn · 5 months

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#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt donnie #rise of the tmnt #my art #future donatello #future donnie #taking Leo's arm is old #Let's take away Donnie's leg instead #messing around with colouring as if i know what im doing

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lokh · 6 months

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so ive been thinking so hard about that transfem butch zoro au.

i feel like at the Very beginning (after kuinas death) she does try to present real feminine like but it doesnt feel like Her and eventually she stops doing it (and in any case its not like kuina was super feminine so why would she try to be like that??)

on the other hand she HAS to make sure everyone knows shes a woman when she beats their ass and becomes the worlds greatest swordsman. so sports bras (or equivalent whatever) and open shirts are a staple

i think she would do hrt (or equivalent Whatever) because again she wants to prove that kuina could have done it. unfortunately i do also think this means she trains about 1 million times as hard

trans sanji............. coming to the realisation that maybe she Wants to be taken care of by a hot butch........................ as a pretty femme

#the lil fashion drawing wasnt initially supposed to have a corset but i had a dream about it specifically irt sanji. so LMAO #one piece #zosan #roronoa zoro #black leg sanji #sanji #art #the mellorine bullshit.......... i feel like. what happens is that sanji (using he/him Pre egg cracking)#thought she was a man at first. developed the rivalry. and by the time he realised she was a woman it was awkward for everyone to backtrack #but i dont think he could stand the idea that hes not treating a woman right and i also think that would be shitty lmao #but he just cant treat her like that. but he still sees her as a woman. i think instead hes acting in a way to affirm her butchness....#does that make any sense. adghdbshbjgg

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andy-clutterbuck · 2 months

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Rick Grimes in The Ones Who Live | 1x03 - Bye

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nerdpoe · 4 months

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To prove to Jason that Bruce replaced him, Talia hacks a CCTV livefeed of Batman with his new Robin. But she mildly fucked up.

Because it's also got audio, and it's very clearly catching Bruce telling the new Robin that he doesn't need a Robin, and that the kid needs to go the fuck home.

It catches the new Robin do something completely unhinged in response to that, along the lines of solving a case right then and there to prove a point, and then jumping through a window into a gunfight before Bruce has even processed what he said.

"I mean," Jason starts tentatively, looking very Concerned, "At least that's one way to make sure the kid doesn't get himself killed, if he's got a minder."

The plan backfires, spectacularly.

Now Jason is concerned about this new Robin, and keeps filling Damian's head with ideas.

Ideas like Damian needs to force Drake to go to bed, Damian should help Jason make sure Drake eats more, Damian should help Batman hide trackers on Drake, Damian should get an adult if it looks like Drake is about to do something stupid.

Basically, instead of clearing the path for Damian to take the mantle of Robin, Damian is instead being taught to care for Drake like one would a domesticated wild animal.

#dcau #batman #red robin #robin #damian wayne #tim drake #jason todd #talia al ghul #damian comes into the picture with tranqs aimed at tim instead of katana #their relationship is still very antagonistic #but for wildly different reasons now #jason's attack on titans tower was more along the lines of #showing up at the tower with guns loaded with tranqs #sure he broke both of Tim's legs #but it was out of concern #the kid needs to take a vacation while the adults talk #and by talk jason means force bruce to choose between joker and jason #bruce chooses joker #doesn't get to throw the batarang at jason because tim chose that moment to come on the comms #and starts shouting in bruce's ear to give the comm to red hood #bruce flinches and misthrows the batarang #cuts off the jokers ear instead #jason laughs so hard he drops the joker #it's part hysterical laughter and part actual laughter #bruce is trying to give first aid and shouting at jason to STOP LAUGHING #crackfic #crackprompt

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l3irdl3rain · 18 days

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trying desperately to show off how teeny tiny she is

#I should get a ruler and measure her legs #my post #Persephone #me #also waaaahhhh I have to go to my night job instead of staying at home with tiny kitty #I should just start printing money

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oobbbear · 3 months

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The fact that horse hoof is just one giant thumb haunts me everyday

#bearz rambling tag #I lay down #in ma cozy little bed #and brain says #hey #do ya still remember that bone fact #the horse one #I can’t sleep #I think about horse leg #just being a giant thumb #the mental image of #instead of hoof #they have just one big human finger #at the of their leg #I CANT sleep #my thoughts huants me #I’m scared

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purple-petrichor · 3 months

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NICE LEGS DAISY DUKES MAKES A MAN GO (ZUBAT NOISES)

THAT'S THE WAY HE COMES THROUGH LIKE

#screamed out loud when I got to these panels #he really thought 'let's give seduction one more try'#unfortunately this team is a bunch of Asexuals and they care more about eating instead #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #dunmeshi spoilers #dungeonmeshi spoilers #winged lion #the winged lion #dungeon meshi winged lion #do the stanky leg #give em the ol razzle dazzle #I say #nice legs daisy dukes makes a man go #dungeon meshi memes #dungeon meshi funny #delicious in dungeon #delicious in dungeon spoilers

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nenehyuuchiha · 4 months

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#one piece #black leg sanji #roronoa zoro #meme #sanji #zoro #zosan #zoro x sanji #i have them instead of a brain fr

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oksurethisismyname · 4 months

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Zosan coffee shop AU where zoro works at Namis coffee shop to pay off a debt (he broke her tv or some shit)

From Zoros perspective: every time Sanji comes in, he orders a new drink and zoro thinks he’s just being a dick by changing it up so often but jokes on Sanji because he has a little binder with the different recipes. Curly is always smirking when he gets his drink so Zoro KNOWS he’s doing good.

From Sanjis perspective: the first day he ordered a latte but zoro made a mocha. The next time he comes in he orders a mocha but zoro makes a macchiato. It’s so different that it HAS to be intentional. Every time he orders, zoro makes the wrong drink and sanji just orders that the next time. He thinks they’re playing some sort of game / flirting.

2 weeks in zoro realizes he’s been making the wrong drinks the whole time because Nami finally sees him make a cappuccino when Sanji ordered a drip coffee (literally how did he fuck it up this bad) and zoro is just more confused as to why Sanjis been smiling when he gets the wrong drink

#one piece #zoro gets lost but instead of on roads it’s in a binder of recipes #black leg sanji #zosan #roronoa zoro #sanji #vinsmoke sanji #zoro #zoro x sanji #one piece zosan #coffee shop au

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somecunttookmyurl · 9 days

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if doctors looked for hypermobility in children you could give them appropriate physical therapy exercises from a young age as their muscles grow, orthotics to correct leg/foot placement, and where necessary additional support like professional k-tape application or other mobility aids before you obtain essentially permanent overtraining injuries from your poor muscles trying their best to stop you comedically collapsing into a pile of bones

but no it's just growing pains. kids don't have things wrong. it'll go away

#i'm also bitter because i have tibial tosion (my tibias grew rotated instead of straight)#this makes my feet point inwards aka pigeon toe #and because kids don't have pain. or whatever. nobody even FUCKING noticed untl i was 17 #if anybody bothered before i could have had orthotics that wouod have gradually eased my bones back into the correct position #while they were still malleable #by 17 it was too late for that and the only option would have been breaking my legs #twisting them #and putting them back with a plate in the middle #and then re-learning how to walk #i did not do that

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