THIS IS MY SIMON & GARFUNKEL

Its 2.30am for me, and I can't sleep 😀

Sned help

typo in group chat incident one dead 8 still beating the corpse

literally woke up in a cold sweat to make this

The fact that horse hoof is just one giant thumb haunts me everyday

Have a dumb low effort comic because I can’t sleep and this show is giving me brainworms

All you need to know about it is there is an elf guy who is good at looking really sad and being hot

Erika kamano

Demon!Giyuu who is experiencing heat for the first time but doesn’t know it yet. He just thinks he’s being more clingy than usual now that he can only see you once the sun is fully down

Demon!Giyuu who immediately pulls you into bed when you finally get home so he can cuddle you

Demon!Giyuu who nuzzles his face into the nape of your neck as his arms wrap tightly around you and keep you close to his body

Demon!Giyuu who suddenly feels so intoxicated by your scent. It’s never smelt this strong before and it’s making his head spin from how good it is

Demon!Giyuu who is now getting the urge to fill you up as much as possible. Something primal in him telling him that now is the perfect time to do so

Demon!Giyuu who ruts his hips into yours. He has been fucking you like an animal with the intent of breeding you

Demon!Giyuu who cums so many loads into you, finally knotting inside you. Breathing heavily as his body falls on top of yours. Keeping you pinned under his weight

Demon!Giyuu who takes hours to calm down and for his knot to swell down because it’s impossible for him to not love the feeling of you plugged up with his cum and whining how full you feel. Squirming under his weight which just adds more friction

college ™️ is also when a group of girls decide to loudly sing "we are never getting back together" half past midnight during midterms season and immediately get violently screamed at by some dude

MY GIRLFRIEND

Pairing: Choi Beomgyu x reader Genre: Fluff Just a brainrot I had to write at 2 in the morning

"Gyu, please take out the trash and fold the laundry. Also, can you go to the grocery store? We ran out of milk," you said to your boyfriend before getting off the couch. "Who? me?" he asked dumbfoundedly, peering you over his phone where he was playing a game at. "Yes. You. Who else do you thinking I'm talking to? the ghost in of my great great uncle?" You replied, standing with hands on your hips from across the room. He pouts," Whyyyyyyy?!! why do I have to do it? Can't you do it?" You sigh, "I'm really tired, Gyu. Pretty please.........." the puppy eyes and batting eye lashes always do the trick, "I know you'll do that for me ,you're the best boyfriend ever and that's why I'll shower you with kisses and cuddles once all of that is done." And with that the door closed behind you. Soobin stared silently at the conversation that just happened until he heard a giggle beside him. "Gosh, what's up with you? " he asked, looking at Beomgyu who was blushing and smiling like an idiot. "If my girlfriend thinks she can just bat her cute lil eyes at me while bribing me with kisses and cuddles to make me do all the chores, then she DEFINATELY can!" And Soobin has never seen Beomgyu so eager to do laundry.

"What your favorite robin says about you" quiz except no matter which character you choose all the results just say "you have daddy issues"

Game: Boyfriend to Death 2: Fresh Blood- Gurobob

I’m hungry 🫀

dimitrescu brainrot

hannibal bought the ugly coat btw

Babe! 😢

i want to *sniffs* hold kolya's hand *sniffles sobbing crying* and kiss his vein *whines* and bite his fingertips *coughing cutely* and and and *sniffs again* link our hands *hiccups* and compare hands *mewls* and let him choke my fucking ass