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puppetmaster13u · 1 month

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Prompt 264

Danny squints at his tiny hands, eyes narrowing as Clockwork hums in the kitchen. Which he wasn’t even aware of having been in LongNow. Maybe it wasn’t. He huffed, voice too squeaky for him to continue complaining. Stupid time accidents.

Which wasn’t even starting on the other figure awkwardly sitting at the table.

He glowered at the Ghost King, who kept glancing at him with an unreadable look in their eyes, then looked back towards where Clockwork was. His scowl deepened over his cup of tea- which wasn’t fair, he wanted coffee but nooo, that’s not healthy for ‘little ghostlings’. Ugh.

Sometimes he wished he was fully ghost so he didn’t have to apparently worry about his living body having to grow back up.

#Prompts #Danny Phantom #Pariah Dark x Clockwork #Pariah looking at tiny ghostling with his pale skin & clockwork’s white hair: Oh no #Pariah looking at his fiance who helped lock him in a sarcophagus: Well I can’t Not marry him now #When you stop attempting to conquer the worlds to seduce your ex-fiance #and try to bond with your maybe-son #Danny had a time accident & being immune to CW’s power means he is stuck like this #And THEN Vlad decided to be an IDIOT and release this GHOST KING ASSHOLE #Who keeps FLIRTING with his CLOCKPA-#Oh Ancients he’s acting like a child oh no #Space Core Danny #Time Core Clockwork #Dark Core Pariah #Pariah & Fright Knight are brothers & PK keeps rambling to him #If you want to make this a crossover go for it #DCxDP #DPxDC #JL Dark gets word that someone let out a reality destroying king of infinity #dp x marvel #The heroes who time travelled are going to get yelled at by Clockwork for destroying their entire reality #Only interrupted by Pariah and tiny child who keeps biting him #“Clockwork who taught the child swears-”#Heck could do multiple crossovers #DC heroes arrive to this chaos

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somerandomdudelmao · 10 days

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what are Oscars siblings like ?

Smug and absurdly rich fuckers. Just a bit younger than him👍

#he is the oldest sibling ehehe #marble sky ask #despite being an idiot he's actually a really good brother

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latinokokonoi · 1 month

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if koala was friends with the asl brothers during her childhood, i think ace and luffy would’ve absolutely loved her for how she puts sabo in his place when he does stupid shit. they’d also find her super adorable and fun

i imagine little sabo developing a crush on koala later on, then ace and luffy endlessly teasing him because of how red his face turns after she leaves the treehouse to go home to her mom. they would try to give him all the ideas and advice, but sabo thinks they’re both too stupid, so he goes to makino instead for help on how to confess to koala

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offkilterkeys · 18 days

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It sucks that Jane and Kanaya got shoved into the mommy friend roles cause they’ve got such potent exasperated older sister and bug eyed younger sister energy respectively

#homestuck #jane crocker #kanaya maryam #like seriously #Kanaya always being the mediator is peak younger sister behavior #Jane always assuming she’s gotta be the one who’s emotionally mature is older sister to the max #I wish people realized that there are more familial archetypes to be filled rather than just “mommy/daddy friend“#btw their inverses are Jake and Karkat #with Karkat being peak exasperated older brother energy and Jake being the bug eyed annoying younger brother #like I know for a fact it was not Karkat who was coming to Kanaya for romance advice on that meteor #Kanaya’s like “But How Can I Be Sure She Wants To Take Things In A Red Direction?”#and Karkat’s eye is twitching and his shoulder spasms because he’s been watching Rose act like an idiot draping herself on Kanaya at every #moment possible #and is like #“I THINK I KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT KANAYA.”

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hopeworth · 24 days

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but consider the comedy potential of luffy recruiting seraphim!ace into his crew and being smug at ace (alive or dead) that he finally got his brother to join his crew

#luffy: hehe ace is finally joining my crew #ace (an ocean away or in the afterlife): my ‘my idiot brother is being annoying’ senses are tingling #portgas d ace #luffy #asl brothers #seraphim ace #op.txt #one piece

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bloodybigwardrobe · 9 months

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'what am i to do?' a kneeling brother asks of another. 'what am i to do, now that we are this---unwanted, cast away, too soft where we bore scars, beaten down worse than any battle that we've faced? what am i to do when i have failed like this?'

'i do not know,' the other says to his brother, 'i do not know. we both kneel here on creaking floors rather than grass. we both kneel here before a door without a key. we kneel without swords and unknown skies outside. i do not know what you are to do, my king, but we are here. and we will live on.'

'how can you have hope where loss is all i feel?'

'our sister will forever know more. if nothing else, no silent lion or unmoved wardrobe, i have faith in her. as should you.'

'i am sorry. i fear i've grown into a burden rather than a king.'

'no burden, my king. they will not snatch silver and gold from us forever. grief will be carried by us regardless of your shaking hands. so let me help you up.'

'you are more than i deserve.'

'better remember that you named me justice between marble and sky, you stubborn oaf. i shall be the judge of what you deserve.'

#what is this you might ask #and to that i say: idk. vibes <3 #narnia #the chronicles of narnia #peter pevensie #edmund pevensie #tcon #chronicles of narnia #its about guilt and self pity and not being as you were #and about picking your brother up and calling him an idiot <3 #and about having each other when everything else is taken away :D #idk got into my edmund nd peter feels so here we are #atlaswriting

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basilbots · 9 months

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I heard it was let Lunar say Fuck day Gee wonder who they're yelling at

#it's eclipse #what I had in mind was Lunar dealing with their brother being a hangry idiot #but it really works for any situation tbh #basil art #sun and moon show #tsams #sams lunar #lunar #silly celestials au #kinda

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xysidhe · 2 years

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On the topic of Regulus' patronus, since I won't let this die until I see it in a fic even if I have to write it myself.

Regulus: Why can't I get this bloody charm to work

Remus: Happy thoughts, Reg. Happy thoughts.

Regulus: What part of my upbringing gave you the illusion I have those?

Remus: Happy. Thoughts

Peter: Think like that fairy! Tonker Bells!

Remus: Tinker Bell. Purebloods.

Regulus: Could you two stop arguing over muggle cartoons so I can focus!

Regulus: Expecto Patronum!

Sirius: Bloody hell Reggie, is that a lion?

Regulus: Oh.

James: Oh.

Remus: He's beautiful Reg, what are you going to name him?

Regulus: Helios

Sirius: You're going to name your patronus after the sun?

Regulus: It keeps to the family theme doesn't it?

Sirius: Mother would have a fit. Looks like both her sons are more Gryffindor than Black. This is bloody brilliant! Told you Reggie, you should've been sorted into Gryffindor!

James: I think his patronus is perfect for him.

Regulus: I think so too.

#just imagine its an AU where Regulus ran away with Sirius to the Potters #Regulus likes to hang out with the Maraduers in the Gryffindor Common Room #James was trying not to cry after he saw the patronus #James did in fact cry after he heard the name #James remembered all the times Regulus called him 'my sun' and 'sunshin' and he KNEW #they havent said I love you yet but this was somehow even more profound #Remus is just eaying his chocolate amused by Regulus and James being idiots in love #remus knew they were in love and thats why he convinced Regulus to practice the Patronus in the common room #Sirius isnt actually unaware of the secret romance between his best friend and brother but he has a bet going with Peter #they want to see who will confess to him firsr #itll be James #while drunk #jegulus #marauders headcanon #incorrect marauders quotes #dead gay wizards #regulus deserved better #regulus x james #regulus arcturus black #james deserved better #james fleamont potter #james x regulus #starchaser

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fromtheseventhhell · 3 months

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It's crazy that people still uphold show!Sansa as a well-written character and pretend that liking her is the pinnacle of feminism when it would be infinitely more impactful to acknowledge her terrible and misogynistic writing. This is the same character who, while written by two men, was thankful for the abuse she suffered because it allowed her to grow. The same character who we had to be told was smart because the writers were too lazy to develop or show her intelligence. The same character who had to rely heavily on the men surrounding her and ended up accomplishing nothing on her own merit ( and no, thinking that she deserved to be Queen doesn't mean that she earned it). She is not well-written, she is not complex, and she is not a feminist character. Which is fine! If you enjoy her then good on you, but please stop pretending that she's something she isn't just because you feel the need to justify liking her character

#anti got #anti d&d #anti show sansa #anti sansa stans #like literally one of the worst written characters on that show because they tried so hard to make her the most important #while being entirely incompetent and their only method of doing so was to steal from other characters which ruined the plot #the only arguable achievement was defeating LF but even then it's written in the script that she had to go to Bran to explain things #/she rallied the Vale army!/ no she didn't 😭 she wrote a letter to LF and he did everything. instead of showing her arc in the Vale and #her learning about politics to rally them herself they took the quickest route to give her a /badass/ savior scene #which only ended up making her look selfish + power-hungry for putting her brothers' lives at risk for not telling anybody about said lette #and idiotic in the aftermath after relying once again on LF even though he was very obviously manipulating her #/pawn to player/ sounds catchy on paper but without seeing that growth/development it doesn't work #Arya was terribly written but at least we /saw/ her training in a way we never did with Sansa #and people try to apply this same logic to the books and think she's gonna suddenly spring forth as a political mastermind #when that's not how George writes...we see characters develop and make mistakes on page and get actual earned growth #feminism isn't defending the writing of two men who gave her a rape plot not in the books because they thought it was /interesting/#when the only aspect of that plot they adapted was a woman suffering abuse :/#and as per usual with stansas their only /evidence/ of her being well-written is accusing you of being misogynistic if you don't like her

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viiinz · 11 months

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there's something about Dostoyevsky characters suddenly bursting into tears that just hits different

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messrsbyler · 10 months

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if holly had been informed about the rain fight she would’ve stomped all the way to mike’s room and punched him hard on the arm.

“ah! holly, what the heck?”

“you made will cry?!” punches him again

later holly goes to either lucas or dustin so they will deliver to will the drawing holly made for him as a gift. on the bottom of it there’s a note that goes “please forgive my stupid brother. he’s very stupid.”

#while we are on the topic of holly being a byler truther-#will is also her favorite bc he lends her his crayons and draws with her #her fav after mike* mike might be an idiot but he’s holly’s older brother idiot #byler tumblr #byler #holly wheeler #my headcanons

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puppetmaster13u · 2 months

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Prompt 248

Jason… wasn’t exactly planning on going back to Gotham.

Oh sure, back when he’d first gotten his head fixed up by the Pits and then utterly fucked by them he had been planning on a convoluted thing of revenge and getting Bruce to kill the joker and honestly he’s barely not doing that. But a literal six year old declaring your plan was stupid was downright insulting, even if they were correct.

But he’s not going to drag this out. He’s only here for a few days, just enough to take care of things with a couple of Shadows loyal to Talia- and therefor him as well- before Damian is sent over. It was a thing he had argued with her for hours, the whole sending Damian here, but… But it was something Damian wanted, and well, she was paying for college for him. So.

So Joker would die, would never get a chance to hurt his baby brother. It wouldn’t be his first kill- he didn’t regret his previous ones, not when the blood would have been on Damian’s hands instead- but hopefully it would be his last.

#Prompts #Batman Au #Let Jason & Damian be brothers #Joker dies 3 days before Talia arrives with Damian & the bats are SUS #They don’t know about Jason being alive & neither mention it #Actually there’s misunderstandings when Damian first mentions his Akhi #”Is he Talia’s?” “Of course he is- that is what brothers mean does it not”#”Is your brother Bruce’s?” “Of course he’s father’s you imbecile”#Batfam: *Having breakdowns*#Damian: Wtf why is this side idiots really #Jason: *Getting his english major & messaging Damian daily to check in*#Damian refuses to tell much more information about Jason because his Akhi wanted Out of the whole vigilante/assassin business #He’s finally happy & not sad/angry & Damian will go rabid if someone ruins it #Jason Todd #Damian Al Ghul #Batman #Actually Damian might not even know that Jason Died and wasn't just Very Hurt

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m0e-ru · 9 months

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underpaid

#persona 4 spoilers #persona 4 #p4 #gsa sl au #moel gas station attendant #izanami persona #⛽️🌫#tohru adachi #nanako dojima #souji seta #// needed to draw this freak being a freak like genuinely #// people need to get my vision of making the most out of this loser #// car hood fell on them and they bit their lip i dont know #// adachi being touchy is like . essential to the definition of their relationship like #// maybe you think 'oh i gotta stop this idiot from hurting himself' no brother you just want 2 hold a man tell me why youre at inaba pd huh #// also love how nanako was scared of the attendant thats like my favorite thing and nobody understands #// you think god is a gamer WRONG that qte wasnt even rapid press maam you can calm down look shes not even holding the controller right #// girls who hook up a human facade to ps2 mapping yeah like i care at this point #// SORRY ABOUT THE TV SET? ive never seen the backside of my own tv until those things were thrown out sorry.

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adharastarlight · 2 years

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Sirius: bros before hoes!!!

James: bet.

*later*

Sirius: where the hell were you???

James: with your brother

Sirius:

James: you know, like you sai- ...thats not what you meant

#this popped into my head and its gold #so enjoy #marauders #james potter #regulus black #jegulus #dead gay wizards #sirius black #james x regulus #remus lupin #wolfstar #starchaser #the black brothers #bros before hoes #james fleamont potter #james being an idiot #regulus arcturus black #sirius orion black

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ophelias-rue · 6 months

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Need to start a book club for people who like Dostoevsky, Kierkegaard, Kafka, Rilke, Nietzsche. Also just to hang out on a discord server or something and be friends. I would like a close little group of friends, God knows it’s a lonely world, but I don’t think it has to be.

I’ve been reading The Idiot and I’m desperate to share my outpouring of feelings with someone. :^)

#classic literature #russian lit #dostoevsky #the idiot #crime and punishment #the brothers karamazov #rainer maria rilke #friedrich nietzsche #soren kierkegaard #existentialism #philosophy #book clubs #errrrr be my friend please #be my kindred spirit #no use being subtle about it #I think my kindred spirits must go on tumblr #I want the existentialists the melancholics the Christian mystics the free spirited artists #the armchair philosophers the fucked up pretentious intellectuals

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dapperenby13 · 3 months

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My legend of Zelda brainrot has now become Linked universe brainrot, which is great because now link gets to have a hug.

They’re all also so so stupid and it’s great

#good to see that the boys finally have a cook now thst wilds here #read a fic where sky actually started crying because the food was good #also they’re all reckless idiots and it’s nice to see them all being taken care of #I love these brothers #v says things #linked universe #Lu #loz #botw #lu wild

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