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thehareswears · 2 months
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Why won't everyone just abandon me or hate me already so I can just fucking die
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basilsauce · 6 months
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Howdy Yall, sorry for not being online so much,im pretty busy as of lately. I promise ill get to working immediatly!
Although, i do have a lil project in the works...👀
🐻🟡🐰
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voiceofthesilly · 3 months
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Hi, uhm.
Your designs for the voices in STP are..
Genius.
The premise of their design are simple (birds(?) with animal skull heads(?)) yet it makes them so distinguishable!
Also your art is very yummy- It's beautiful.
Ajsjadhdja thanku!! this means a lot, espeically since i love your designs for them a LOT Gonna take that as an opportunity to explain them some bc i havent really done that so beware, long rant under the cut
The general idea was for them to have masks of various woodland creatures, as a general reference to the cabin being set in the woods and to add a bit of a fairytale twist, as often in fairytales guiding voices in form of animals appear But thinking about it skulls are such a sick idea and might use them for less cartoony iterations honestly
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From left to right!
Cold was actually pretty hard to pick an animal for - @3zethe3zr has been immense help figuring those out with various voices and we went through options like wolves and bears before i settled on lynx (quick, efficient and solitary assassin). I wanted Cold to feel big and overpowering, blocking out everything else. In a way that silence is big, sorta. You might also notice that they're the only voice without markings - its partially because everything i could come up with felt too on the nose, and partially because well. what symbol better than vast emptiness. Largest voice! 8'2" tall
Paranoid is a mouse, i feel like the association here is pretty straightforward. Big wings to hide behind and bald patches from overpreening. Their pattern is the eyes, they can't seem to get rid of them. Some on the feathers, some straight on the skin.
Hunted gets a hare mask because i said so and hares have amazing prey eyes. It's rather large, but always crouched over and ready to bolt, making it much smaller than it could be - Hunted always says we're small, but there's a moment where Wild refutes that. Of course it's not in reference to physical size there, but I wanted to use that nonetheless. Target mark on their chest and mask. Eyes on the side of the head - not sure where i heard it first but it was sych a good take i had to do it
Hero !!! I struggled a lot with the animal for them, went through a bunch of deer, wolf, even bird at some point (birds were off limits). In the end went with 3zr's squirrel suggestion - a little kind voice sitting on your shoulder. Hero also gets a cape, as a treat. for being there always. And because they're a hero and im no edna mode. Markings are the slits in a knight helmet!
Stubborn was im pretty sure the first one who got designed at all, due to intense stubborn brainrot. Animal is a boar, due to the mfs being extremely hard to kill, though i did want to go with a wolverine for a while. His mask is moved aside, he's straighforward and has no need for hiding anythin. Masks off and knives out, am i right . He's the shortest voice in the lineup (whole 3'7"). this is because im not tall and i like him. I tried to strike a balance between squarish and triangle build. His wings are proudly on display, and so are his scars - a testiment to our resilience.
Opportunist! my littlest guy who missed being a weasel by like 3 milimeters and ended up fox. because of course he did. He's fucking tiny - i usually like making voices who dont consider us strong bigger than they think, but in this case it felt fitting to make it something he works with. The markings are pointed knives, pretty self-explanatory i feel. Usually partially hidden under the chest feathers. Also, his arms are hidden behind his back here but the palms are red - blood on him hands
Smitten is a deer! They always felt very noble to me, and, well, heart shape in the antlers! The mask is somewhat ill-fitting and she can't see well but that's alright, love is blind. The largest marking by far - he's not one to hide his nature, and his heart is as big as the markings would suggest. I wanted to give her this sorta chivalrous fairytale knight build. Wings folded into a wing shape!
Contrarian is another long boi, i felt it would work well for whatever silly limb contortions hed do. The animal is a natterer's bat specifically - again, 3zr's genious idea
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Neck feathers meant to resemble a jester's collar. Funky patterns meant to be confusing and disorientin. In the lineup in particular i didn't do it, but the idea is that with the mask slightly more up and beak open it almost looks like he has three heads, paralleling Stranger
Skeptic i wanted to have a very solid build, so square he is. The markings are question marks - both on the mask and feathers. He's a little silly with his saying wink out loud, so he gets to have a question mark tie. Wings folded behind mimicking a trench coat. He deserves glasses
Broken is actually second longest! It doesn't matter though, does it. They can be as large as they want, doesn't change anything. Mask is a raccoon dog - felt fitting vibewise. Bald patches around neck, wrists and ankles, as if remnants of shackles locked around them. The markings are meant to mimick both cracks (in shape) and chains (in layout). Mask pulled up for them double sad eyes and because there isnt even a point in hiding
Last up, cheated! Hedgehog bastard. I guess kinda paralleling Razor in that regard? They're not particularly big and their feathers are ruffled. Uses wings for extra expression! Markings meant to both resemble scars and diamond suit
Also, earlier verisons!
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luigixfanxayjay · 2 months
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NEW ONE-SHOT FIC EVERYONE!!!!! NEW MARIO ONE-SHOT FOR YOU ANGST FANS TO ENJOY!!!
I made this short Mario writing as a bit of a vent about personal stuff and a movie au/theory. Beware if you read, this will get angsty. 😃
TW tags: violent depections of severe seperation anxiety, trauma, psychogenic pain, panic attack, hyperventilation, and self-blame/self-hatred.
As Mario watched as Luigi left through the door, it was agonizingly slow. Mario was just standing there and filled with worry, unable to do anything.. not even speak or reach out. Suddenly, he felt as if a knife stabbed into his chest. And then another. More and more stab him with more and more force. This wasn't physical, he thought. It was his anxiety. Mario calls out his twin brother's name but he has already been long gone. At that moment he realizes something.. he couldn't breath. He got to focused on his thoughts that he lost contol of his rapid breathing. He starts yelping, screaming, whining and starts pacing at a rapid rate. He steps back and catches his leg on the rug, falling back to the floor. He sits up in terror and starts crawling back with his legs until he hits the bottom of the couch in the living room. Tears well up in his eyes. It felt as if the world was shattering like glass upon his very feet, and all that was left was the very small platform he sat on. He curls himself up into a ball, darting his eyes down to the floor. His chest hurt immensely from such lung overexersion, and he presses both of his hands against his chest as a reflex. He screams, screeching for help at the top of his lungs. He missed his brother and didn't want him hur.. wait, that thought. He was the one who didn't look out for his brother and got him lost anyway. Now he's gonna get hurt without Mario. This was all Mario's fault. His fault, his fault his fault. Suddenly he felt and saw as his arms went limp to his sides. His vision grows blinder. No. No no no no no no no-
"Mario!", a familiar voice screams. "Oh my stars! Breath! Calm down, please!". It was Luigi.
Mario opens his eyes as though it felt like forever. Luigi was sitting down, next to Mario, pressing his gloved hand on Mario's chest. He seemed to have came home in a panic. Mario wasn't sure why, or even why he was doing like this all of a sudden. What caused him to wake up like this? "Shh shh shhhhh..." Luigi consoles. "L-" Mario painfilly hesitates. He couldn't speak either, he still couldn't breath fully. It took a few minutes of silence until Mario could finally breath well again and Luigi finally explains. "I was only gone for 3 minutes! Right when I was about to enter the store, the princess called me to report to me that the neighbor Toads heard you screaming and that she was worr.." Luigi pauses his shaky voice to wipe away the tears that had already started forming, "I.. I thought you were getting killed!". Mario remembers now. Well damn, he scared his brother yet again. You know what?.. he deserves this pain. All of it. "I-.. I hate my-.. se-" Mario mumbles, but is interrupted by Luigi's hugging embrace. "NO! DON'T YOU DARE!", Luigi shrieks. "I do.", Mario achingly denies. "I don't ca-ha-hare! I love you! I-hit's not your fault~!" Luigi sobs. It didn't matter at this point to Mario. He was just so glad Luigi was okay. In the silence broken by Luigi's occasional soft sobs of grief, Mario wondered: Why did he panic? Wasn't he the perfect goody two-shoes? Was something.. wrong?
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sas-soulwriter · 7 months
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Wonderland of writing
"Down the rabbit hole, fellow writers! Writing is a whimsical Wonderland, full of enchantment and adventure. Yet, lurking in shadows are peculiar mistakes even seasoned writers can stumble upon. In this post, I'll be your guide, pointing out these errors and offering graceful solutions."Spelling and Grammar Hiccups: These mischievous creatures, known as typos and misplaced commas, can make your writing tumble down the rabbit hole of confusion. Beware the Jabberwocky of poor grammar! Proofreading is your vorpal sword.
Adjectives and Adverbs Overflow: Much like the Mad Hatter's tea party, too many "very" and "really" can create quite the ruckus. Opt for strong nouns and verbs to paint your scenes vividly.
Run-On Sentences That Never End: Like a never-ending tea party with the March Hare, long sentences can leave you breathless. Cut them into bite-sized pieces for clarity and sanity.
Punctuation Puzzles: Commas, semicolons, and em dashes are the Cheshire Cats of writing—mysterious but helpful. Learn their curious ways to keep your prose coherent.
The Forgetful Red Queen (Editing): Haste makes mistakes! Rushing to publish without proper editing might as well be painting the roses red. Take your time to revise and make your writing shine.
Ignoring the Cheshire Critic: Constructive criticism can be your guiding grin in Wonderland. Don't dismiss it; use it to grow and become an even better writer.
Factual Flamingos: Inaccuracies can be as absurd as flamingo croquet. Fact-check your content to avoid Wonderland-sized blunders.
Clichés as Curious Creatures: Overused phrases are like the Queen's incessant cries of "Off with their heads!" Strive for originality and paint your own roses.
Inviting the Dormouse (Reading): To be a great writer, you must be an avid reader. Reading is the potion that will make you grow in your writing adventures.
Unleash the Wonderland Wanderer (Creativity): Sometimes, we forget to invite our muse to the tea party. Find your creative spark by following the White Rabbit, stargazing with the Caterpillar, or indulging in the whimsies of your imagination. Let your writing be a magical Wonderland of its own!
So, whether you're a curious novice or a seasoned adventurer in the realm of words, let's journey together through this Wonderland of Writing and create tales as enchanting as Alice's adventures! Follow me for more :
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INDEX
Once upon a Witchlight -- THE TITLE OF THE EP.
EXTRA CONTENT: . ILLUSTRATION (🧁) . COMIC (🎃) . VIDEO / ANIMATIC (🦢) . SHITPOST (🧚) If emojis are fuss together it's the two things ---> example: (🧚 / 🧁 ) SHITPOST AND ILLUSTRATION. If it's surrender by stars (⭐) it means it's an official LOA short that I was commissioned to animate.
We need some order in our life, not context, just order in the chaos.
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EP. 1 CIRCUS TO CIRCUS
Remy Bonnaire from Tiger, Tiger comic??? In the dnd campaign? (🧚) ⭐Madryck Roslof living room. (🧁/🦢) ⭐
EP. 2 REQUIEM FOR A CLOWN
⭐ A little angry man in the void, what will he do? (🦢/🧚) ⭐
EP. 3 LET THEM EAT CAKE
A very out-of-context Ep 3: Let them Eat Cake (🧚/🎃) ⭐ The Furries and Gideon (🦢/🧚) ⭐
EP. 4 LOSE YOUR ILLUSION
EP. 5 BIG TOP BOP
The Only One (PART 1) (🦢 / 🧁) Gondolas are supposed to be calm and relaxing not.. Whatever this was. (🦢 / 🧚) A little angry man in the void, what will he do? (🦢 / 🧚) The Only One (PART 2) (🦢 / 🧁)
EP. 6 GUY'S NIGHT
Guys night! IT'S IRONIC, WE SWEAR-- (🧁/🧚) The Kremy's crew (🧚) They put a foot into the carnival and the Fae magic when: We need to be gay! Trust me gay is in, gay is hot, I want some gay, gay it's gonna be, NANDOR-- (🧚/🎃)
EP. 7 TAINTED LOVE
Would you blink already?!" (🎃) ⭐ A bright mind makes quicker hands (🦢/🧚) ⭐
EP. 8 AT A SNAIL'S RACE
EP. 9 WHEN THE WAGON'S A ROCKIN'
EP. 10 RAUCOUS REVELRY
EP. 11 THE PIXIE DUST PLOT
EP. 12 SCARY MONSTERS AND SUPER CREEPS
EP. 13 AN ELF FOR ALL SEASONS
EP. 14 SASHAY AWAY
EP. 15 FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL
Payasos de rodeo (🧁) I'm sure the wedding was passed as a business expense. (🎃/🧁)
EP. 16 MONARCH FOR A DAY
Never forget what Prismir took from us. (🦢 / 🧚) "We have been, Carnival Lecroux. I love unicorns, and y'all own me one." (🦢) The Only One (PART 3) (🦢 / 🧁)
EP. 17 WHEN THE HARES GO MARCHING IN
What 24h in a carnival does to a man, ah? (🧚/ 🧁) The Only One (PART 4) (🦢 / 🧁)
EP. 18 SNAKES AND BURROWS
The Only One (PART 5) (🦢 / 🧁) Worse found (kidnapped into) family ever. (🧚 / 🎃) The Only One (PART 6) (🦢 / 🧁)
EP. 19 BUMP IN THE NIGHT
Lost things find their way into Prismir (🧚 / 🎃) Drink your fey milk (🦢 / 🧚) The inn on the end of the Road. (🧚) POV: You're getting adopted into a polycube after trying to murder them while on drugs (🧚)
EP. 20 HOT JONES
Fur coats and pumpkin labyrinths. (🎃)
EP. 21 RUNNING UP THAT HILL
EP. 22 HARE TODAY, GONE TOMORROW
New phone, who diss? (🧁) H E R. (🦢 / 🧚)
EP. 23 STUMPED
EP.24 SLIPPERY WHEN WET
EP.25 THE ONE WHERE FIRE GETS PURGED
EP. 26 DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD
EP. 27 LORD OF FLIES
EP. 28 A COMEDY OF ERRORS
The cookie of true (🧚 / 🎃) ⭐ An animation is here. (🦢/🧚) ⭐
EP. 29 THE SHOPPING EPISODE
Frankenstein of your own making. (🧁) Give that genasi a stick! A SEXY ONE! (🧚 / 🎃)
EP. 30 PHANTOM OF THE HOPPERA
EP. 31 ELECTRUM CHEF
EP. 32 A FEAST FOR FROGS
EP. 33 UP THE WRONG TREE
EP. 34 A CHANGE OF HEART
"¿Y cuáles deseos me was a dar?" (🧚 / 🎃)
EP. 35 BEWARE THE FOREST MUSHROOMS
"What's your favourite scary movie? Boo, you whore. That's not... That's not a scary movie" (🧁)
EP. 36 THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENED
EP. 37 DREAD, BATH AND BEYOND
EP. 38 UNCLOG THE BOG
EP. 39 TOO MANY COOKS
EP. 40 STILL LIFE
EP. 41 THROWING SHADE
"That's life, That's what all the people say, You're riding high in April, shot down in May" (🦢)
EP. 42 ALL DOLLED UP
EP. 43 FUNGI'S NIGHT
EP. 44 MUSHROOM SAMBA
EP. 45 THROUGH THE HOURGLASS
"Eat your young before they eat you." (🎃)
EP. 46 THE JAWS THAT BITE
"Gresca i destrucció, riurem i ens penedirem, el cremarem el dimarts i patirem fins el diumenge." (🎃)
EP. 47 PLOT OF GREED
EP. 48 UP SHADE'S CREEK
EP. 49 THE LAST UNICORN
EP. 50
EP. 51
EP. 52
EP. 53
EP. 54
EP. 55
Born Guilty (🎃 / 🧁 )
🧚🧚🧚OH NO! 🧚🧚🧚🧚
🧚🧚Pixies are covering the way!🧚🧚🧚
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OUTSIDE THE LOOP.
It takes two to trust, but only one to bleed. (🧁) Feliç dia de la Mercè, the weird sketchy carnival is in town. (🦢 / 🧚) What crisis are you on? (🧚) Kith and kin. /Aromantic week 2024/ (🎃) ---->ft. 🪻🪻BENEATH DARK WINGS🪻🪻 ---> ft. 💠💠ICEBOUND💠💠 ---> ft. 🥀🥀 EDGE OF MIDNIGHT🥀🥀 ---> ft.🌹CURSE OF STRAHDANYA🌹 ---> ft.✨✨STARDUST RHAPSODY ✨✨ ---> ft. 🌻🌻PRIME 🌻🌻 ⭐ They put the clown in the convention? (🦢 / 🧚) ⭐ If I don't go to hell when I die I might go to heaven (🎃) Te estoy amando locamente, Pero no sé cómo te lo voy a decir - LAS GRECAS (🧁) back to the office, baby (the last shift looks traumatized) (🧚/🎃) ---->ft. 🥀🥀 EDGE OF MIDNIGHT🥀🥀 It's pride month, baby! (2023) (🧚) Just, just don't go shopping, EVER (🧚/🎃) ---->ft. 🥀🥀 EDGE OF MIDNIGHT🥀🥀 Big Cat -- MORNING FROST (🧁) Some very out-of-context shitpost's. (🧚 / 🎃) A saint garden of lies and bones. (🎃 /🧁) Gideon Coal walked so buses would run (🧚) The 87 faces of a wagon. I PART 1I (🧁) Dental hygiene. (🧚 / 🎃) A blaze (🧁) OUT, just get out (🦢/🧚) "You made Uncle Kremy disappear? You took Uncle Kremy from Hootsie and left behind a doppelganger? OH, OH! JAIL FOR FATHER! JAIL FOR FATHER FOR ONE THOUSAND YEARS!" (🧚) Falling into the background. (🧁) THE WAGON AT THE END OF THE ROAD (🧚 / 🎃) ---> ft.🌹CURSE OF STRAHDANYA🌹 Cold-Blooded surrounded by heat lamps (🧚 / 🎃) Some human skin and bone (🧁) Surviving enough to start living again. (🎃) RIP the OUAW gang, they would have loved Eurovision 2023. (🧚 /🧁) There's some video in the funny pictures (🧚 / 🦢) Have more of these charts, but the conflict edition (🧚) My favourite part of Once Upon a Witchlight was when the Witchlight said "Once Upon a Wicthlight!" and Oncing Uponing a Witchlighting all around. (🧚) "Would you so kindly call the accused not guilty?" (🧚/🎃/🦢)
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grim-echoes · 1 year
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Wererabbit Lune for @cungadero! Beware the hare...
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I already wrote out this entire thing but it didn't save so I am grumpy.. And there was a ton of writing. I am very very grumpy.
Anyway, I come with more feral side of Dave's soul content, because I love this emotionally unstable wittle creeture
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He about to lose his shit in a jealous rage, he wants some loving gentle forehead bonks
Now for my art style that has more effort that took...
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... *sobs in my art takes way too long to make*
(The lil comic took 6 hours.. These two pages apparently took 47... *sobs)
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Now some facts about this clinically insane rabbit man.. (that I already wrote out before but it didn't save >:( ):
-He's still mostly jackalope as you can see from the sawn off antlers, as a jackalope he's "genetically" mostly hare, but does have some rabbit in him (specifically American fuzzy lop and some angora rabbit, what's why he's so floofy)
-He is indeed a rabbit/hare so he can be a bit um... Let's say "flirtatious" especially in the spring and summer... Tangerine men beware.
-As seen in the lil drawing of him being an angy lil dude, he may have some mild electro-kineses, he can't direct it anywhere, just zap things touching him, mostly when he's angy
-He hates the above power because it makes his fur go all static and uncontrollable, so he tries to never use it
-He and his reasonable side (I'll just call him Reas from now on) are constantly fighting, stressing Jack out a ton
-Reas tries his best to keep Jack away from Feral as he can be more dangerous and unpredictable than Reas, but with Feral also being just as, no, even more obsessive and possessive of Jack, this just makes him act out more.. Making Reas keep him away more, creating an entire negative feedback loop of misery and loneliness for Feral
-Since Feral feels so alone, he has sort of doubled down on the doctrine his so-called father figure taught him, trying to find purpose in his old work to not feel as alone and lost, but he'll never say he feels alone or lost, he has pretty unhealthy coping mechanisms, mostly destructive, making people keep even further from him and masking his misery with false confidence
-He's extremely emotionally unstable if you couldn't tell, but he's so extremely desperate for any positive affection that if the right person came along (pretty much any jack adjacent person) and gave him that affection, no matter how little, he'd just melt like putty in their hands... Sometimes literally, turning into some amalgamated goop rabbit, looking like glitchtrap at the end of Princess quest.
I hope you enjoyed how surprisingly dark and sad that got, and enjoyed my crazy ramblings about this damn lil creeture, may he haunt your dreams and cuddle all the versions of jack in your minds, bye bye for now
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goblinville · 2 years
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The Deathwatch Beetle
Tick, tick tick... 
Lying in bed on a quiet night or keeping silent vigil at a loved one’s side, one might begin to hear a light ticking sound from the walls and rafters of their home. For many this sound would have been just as terrifying as the wail of the banshee as, just like the banshee’s scream, it was thought to presage the death of someone in that home. Unlike the banshee however, the source of this noise was entirely mundane.
The actual cause of this sound is the tiny, inconspicuous deathwatch beetle (Xestobium rufovillosum). This wood boring species can be found living in the wooden beams of many old buildings. Because it spends much of its life in lightless passageways in the wood, it needs to be able to find mates using methods other than sight. Instead, they communicate via sound. Typically a male will begin by tapping against the side of his wooden tunnel, to which a receptive nearby female would tap in reply. This beetle gets its common name from the fact that it could often be heard by people who were keeping watch at the bedsides of dead and dying loved ones, a practice sometimes referred to as a deathwatch.
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Image source: Gilles San Martin
While the constant background noises of modern life may drown out the sound of the deathwatch beetle, one can still encounter their influence in the works of writers such as Henry David Thoreau and Jonathan Swift. The insect’s rhythmic ticking sound may even have been an inspiration for Edgar Allen Poe’s “The Telltale Heart”. Swift’s poem “Wood, an Insect” even prescribes a treatment for the insects if they are heard:
The Third is an Insect we call a Wood-Worm,
That lies in old Wood like a Hare in her Form;
With Teeth or with Claws it will bite or will scratch,
And Chambermaids christen this Worm a Death-Watch:
Because like a Watch it always cries Click:
Then Woe be to those in the House who are sick:
For, as sure as a Gun they will give up the Ghost
If the Maggot cries Click when it scratches the Post.
But a Kettle of scalding hot Water injected,
Infallibly cures the Timber affected;
The Omen is broke, the Danger is over;
The Maggot will dye, and the Sick will recover.
If you would like to know more about this beetle, and the folklore it inspired, I will leave links to all my sources down below. And if you’d like to hear the sound of the deathwatch, you can hear a recording of it here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Xestobium_sound.ogg
Sources:
https://www.eapoe.org/papers/misc1921/jer19691.htm
https://www.eapoe.org/pstudies/ps1970/p1971105.htm
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2022/may/04/specieswatch-beware-the-deathwatch-beetle
http://www.combermere-restoration.co.uk/a-hard-days-night-for-the-beetles/
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hareofhrair · 7 months
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Hare's Isekai Quest
I reblogged that female led isekai list and talked about which ones were good with my most isekai obsessed friend, and I ended up with a list of manga to read. I think I'm going to make it a little project and post reviews here of each one as I read them. Here's the list-
Ascendance of a Bookworm Magical Revolution of the Reincarnated Princess and the Genius Young Lady Otherside Picnic My Next Life As A Villainess: All Routes Lead To Doom! Beware the villainess So I'm a Spider So What Silver Plan to Redo From JK Otome Game no Heroine de Saikyou Survival Yakuza Reincarnation Lady Rose wa Heimin ni Naritai
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thehareswears · 2 months
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Tw talk of hypersexuality and being a minor
Don't be fucking weird, these are my thoughts and experiences
I despise the fact that the only way I know how to get attention is by being provocative and flirtatious. I don't feel like anyone is interested in talking to me unless I'm stroking their ego and getting them off
Aside from all of the shame that comes with it, being hypersexual and under 18 might be one of the hardest things I've had to come to terms with so far. I can't even jokingly flirt with people or offer to "pretend to date each other" because I know for a fact that I would take it too far and either make someone uncomfortable or put myself in danger and it makes me feel awful
Back to the shame thing, I cannot fucking express how absolutely awful I feel for how many people I have interacted with in an NSFW way online. I shouldn't, I always make sure they know I'm a minor before anyone talks to me. I just can't help but feel like I've ruined lives, I've made monsters out of innocent people, if they feel half as guilty as I do (and they should) they probably will never forgive themselves.
I'll never forgive myself either. For wanting to do this, for acting on it in the past, for not being responsible and hurting myself. There is irreparable damage from this and I did it all to myself like a fucking idiot and I hate to know that if I got the chance I would do it all again.
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brightermorepls · 1 year
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🎵💿 DISCOGRAPHY TAG 💿🎵
i was tagged by @snug-gyu 🥰
rules: pick an artist or band and share your favourite song from each of their albums, then tag some mutuals!
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ARTIST: Stray Kids .
Mixtape: BEWARE
I am NOT: Mirror
I am WHO: Awkward Silence
I am YOU: N/S
Clé 1 - MIROH: Chronosaurus
Clé 2 - Yellow Wood: Side Effects
Clé - LEVANTER: Levanter
Go生 (Go Live): TA
IN�� (In Life): The Tortoise and the Hare
ALL IN: One Day
NOEASY: Secret Secret / Sorry, I Love You
Christmas EveL: Winter Falls
ODDINARY: Muddy Water / Lonely St.
CIRCUS: Fairytale
MAXIDENT: CHILL
SKZ Replay A-SIDE: RUN / Love Untold SKZ Replay B-SIDE: Alien / Because / Streetlight [because I literally cannot pick - this album is my life rn]
Tagging: @helge-dopplers @robbinridunk @maaaalice @mybodyfails @purple-belle @happysmilebtr @septicrebel @hyunebear @briekenberry @missyedits annnnd @winterfloral
(no pressure to join!)
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psychohazardous · 2 months
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Rumplestiltskin by Anne Sexton
From Transformations, published 1971
Inside many of us
is a small old man
who wants to get out.
No bigger than a two-year-old
whom you'd call lamb chop
yet this one is old and malformed.
His head is okay
but the rest of him wasn't Sanforized?
He is a monster of despair.
He is all decay.
He speaks up as tiny as an earphone
with Truman's asexual voice:
I am your dwarf.
I am the enemy within.
I am the boss of your dreams.
No. I am not the law in your mind,
the grandfather of watchfulness.
I am the law of your members,
the kindred of blackness and impulse.
See. Your hand shakes.
It is not palsy or booze.
It is your Doppelganger
trying to get out.
Beware . . . Beware . . .
There once was a miller
with a daughter as lovely as a grape.
He told the king that she could
spin gold out of common straw.
The king summoned the girl
and locked her in a room full of straw
and told her to spin it into gold
or she would die like a criminal.
Poor grape with no one to pick.
Luscious and round and sleek.
Poor thing.
To die and never see Brooklyn.
She wept,
of course, huge aquamarine tears.
The door opened and in popped a dwarf.
He was as ugly as a wart.
Little thing, what are you? she cried.
With his tiny no-sex voice he replied:
I am a dwarf.
I have been exhibited on Bond Street
and no child will ever call me Papa.
I have no private life.
If I'm in my cups the whole town knows by breakfast
and no child will ever call me Papa
I am eighteen inches high.
I am no bigger than a partridge.
I am your evil eye
and no child will ever call me Papa.
Stop this Papa foolishness,
she cried. Can you perhaps
spin straw into gold?
Yes indeed, he said,
that I can do.
He spun the straw into gold
and she gave him her necklace
as a small reward.
When the king saw what she had done
he put her in a bigger room of straw
and threatened death once more.
Again she cried.
Again the dwarf came.
Again he spun the straw into gold.
She gave him her ring
as a small reward.
The king put her in an even bigger room
but this time he promised
to marry her if she succeeded.
Again she cried.
Again the dwarf came.
But she had nothing to give him.
Without a reward the dwarf would not spin.
He was on the scent of something bigger.
He was a regular bird dog.
Give me your first-born
and I will spin.
She thought: Piffle!
He is a silly little man.
And so she agreed.
So he did the trick.
Gold as good as Fort Knox.
The king married her
and within a year
a son was born.
He was like most new babies,
as ugly as an artichoke
but the queen thought him in pearl.
She gave him her dumb lactation,
delicate, trembling, hidden,
warm, etc.
And then the dwarf appeared
to claim his prize.
Indeed! I have become a papa!
cried the little man.
She offered him all the kingdom
but he wanted only this -
a living thing
to call his own.
And being mortal
who can blame him?
The queen cried two pails of sea water.
She was as persistent
as a Jehovah's Witness.
And the dwarf took pity.
He said: I will give you
three days to guess my name
and if you cannot do it
I will collect your child.
The queen sent messengers
throughout the land to find names
of the most unusual sort.
When he appeared the next day
she asked: Melchior?
Balthazar?
But each time the dwarf replied:
No! No! That's not my name.
The next day she asked:
Spindleshanks? Spiderlegs?
But it was still no-no.
On the third day the messenger
came back with a strange story.
He told her:
As I came around the corner of the wood
where the fox says good night to the hare
I saw a little house with a fire
burning in front of it.
Around that fire a ridiculous little man
was leaping on one leg and singing:
Today I bake.
Tomorrow I brew my beer.
The next day the queen's only child will be mine.
Not even the census taker knows
that Rumpelstiltskin is my name . . .
The queen was delighted.
She had the name!
Her breath blew bubbles.
When the dwarf returned
she called out:
Is your name by any chance Rumpelstiltskin?
He cried: The devil told you that!
He stamped his right foot into the ground
and sank in up to his waist.
Then he tore himself in two.
Somewhat like a split broiler.
He laid his two sides down on the floor,
one part soft as a woman,
one part a barbed hook,
one part papa,
one part Doppelganger
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thealmightyemprex · 1 year
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A word of advice from my dad
"Forget the Ides of March -
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Beware the IDEAS of the MARCH HARE ,that guy is friggin nuts"
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@the-blue-fairie @ariel-seagull-wings @goodanswerfoxmonster @theancientvaleofsoulmaking @princesssarisa @themousefromfantasyland @amalthea9 @filmcityworld1
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ratsoh-writes · 5 months
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Hehe yeah! That's so beautiful! *They smile, finally laying off the jokes. For now. Hares beware for their puns can be rabbit'd* But for real, it's nice to meet you! - 🦝
Jade giggles and stretches out her hand to shake. You get a quick wiff of her perfume. Cherry blossom, nice
Jade: hehe~ you too! My only spouse who likes my jokes is my husband Percy, so it’s nice to meet another fellow punmaster~
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litcityblues · 8 months
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Doctor Whoquest Part Six: Whittaker 2, Electric Boogaloo
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Ok, y'all. I have heard complaints about the Whittaker run. I have heard that the writing isn't all that good. I've heard that the stories aren't the best. I've heard the acting could be better and you know what? After watching this season I have but one question: what the hell are people talking about?
Was this the perfect season of Doctor Who? No, and I don't expect I'm going to find one- every season is going to have episodes that just don't quite land or episodes that are kind of 'meh' and that's fine. But this season is a really solid season of Doctor Who and some of it is very, very good indeed. When you've been around for as long as Doctor Who has, it's tempting to play the hits and that's fine from time to time, but the real interesting thing to me is when they can do the hits (Daleks, Cybermen, etc) for instance and play them in a new and interesting way. The Judoon are back this season and they're so much better than before-- crisper, deadlier, sharper, still space rhino cops though. The Daleks do show up, but they're getting sneakier and quicker and actually think a plan through for once, but this season gets mad props for me because, for the first time in all the Doctor Who I've ever watched, the Cybermen- especially the Lone Cyberman is menacing as all hell.
The Master is back as well and Sacha Dhawan's portrayal of the character is the best I've seen in Nu-Who. Don't get me wrong: Michelle Gomez was an interesting twist playing Missy and she has her charms in the role, but Dhawan just runs with it- maybe to the point of chewing the scenery a bit too much, but it's obvious he's having fun with it AND he is menacing, villainous and imbues his performance with just a hint of 'mad as a box of hares' to make it a unique and memorable turn in the role.
Introducing a previously unseen incarnation of The Doctor in Ruth? (Jo Martin) Brilliant and more importantly, interesting.
Three Episodes I Liked
'Fugitive of the Judoon': I liked the Judoon when they first popped up way back when in 'Smith and Jones' but then they seemed to be a little bit flat-footed and got confused when someone contradicted them. These Judoon have a bit more of a menacing edge and definitely know what they're doing. (In a nice callback to this episode, the Doctor gets snatched by them at the end of 'The Timeless Children' and taken to jail- presumably because her mystery incarnation/Ruth is on the run for doing something.) I loved the introduction of the mystery incarnation- because John Hurt set the precedent with The War Doctor, so there's no reason why they can't continue it and put a new twist on it that opens up new story possibilities. Plus, Captain Jack is back with a warning for the Doctor, though he doesn't actually get to interact with her, which is a nice twist- 'Beware the Lone Cyberman'
'Spyfall': What a fun season premiere. Loved the return of the Master, loved the whole spy technology thing and running around the world, trying to figure it out, and then, bam! The Master's back with a new, fun face. Also, Stephen Fry shows up and I always appreciate Stephen Fry in anything he's in.
'The Haunting of Villa Diodati': The historical episodes of Nu-Who can be a bit hit or miss sometimes, but this one was great, exploring the origins of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. Now, they unravel the mystery and find out that it's a Lone Cyberman that is haunting Vila and what he's after. Unraveling the mystery is done well-- they don't lift the curtain too quickly which keeps the mystery firmly in the territory of 'period ghost story' until the very end. Plus, as a personal aside, somewhere buried back in my family tree, I'm related to Percy Bysshe Shelley somehow. So, props to my ancestor of some degree getting a shout-out in Nu-Who.
Two Episodes I Didn't Like
'Orphan 55': This episode just didn't work for me for whatever reason. It wasn't bad, it wasn't good, it just... was.
'Praxeus'/'Nikola Tesla's Night of Terror': 'Praxeus' was an interesting idea that tipped over into 'preachy' territory a little bit too much- on the one hand, there is a crisis of microplastics in the environment and not enough people are talking about it, so props to Doctor Who for at least trying, but at the same time, learning about the microplastics crisis isn't why I watch Doctor Who. (Though to be fair, you always forget it started life as a children's program, so educational aspects/notes popping up now and again shouldn't be that surprising.). 'Nikola Tesla's Night of Terror' was largely just okay. Didn't really impact me one way or the other and it sort of faded into the background, which probably isn't what they were hoping for.
One Episode To Consider
'Can You Hear Me?': The Gang (Ryan, Yaz and Graham) get some time off in Sheffield to spend time with family and the Doctor responds to an alert from Aleppo, Syria in the year 1380, where she saves Tahira, the last patient alive in the bimaristan. First of all: the setting immediately grabs you- Aleppo, 1380 isn't Doctor Who's usual fare, so it stood out. Plus, did you know what a bimaristan was? I didn't before I watched this episode. Back in the present in good old Sheffield, The Gang is having dark visions and contacts the Doctor at the same time and they all figure out that the visions are somehow connected to the creepy guy whose fingers fly off and seem to be haunting their nightmares. Turns out, he's an immortal who manipulates the Doctor into releasing his immortal ally, Rakaya and the two go off to feed on the nightmares of Earth the Doctor and the Gang have to figure out how to stop them through the ingenious use of the creepy guy's flying fingers. What stood out for me in this episode were the immortals. I don't think Nu-Who has ever trod into this territory before, so it's another interesting choice in a season full of them.
Overall: I loved this season. Spyfall was a fun way to kick things off, the return of The Master was excellent. We saw the return of the Cybermen in a fun way. The whole 'Timeless Child' might be the only aspect of the season that seemed slightly out of place. I know they were trying to do something big with the mythology and Gallifrey, but in the end, it was vaguely interesting but just didn't land with me. The end of the season saw first Ryan and then Graham exit the Tardis, leaving Yaz and the Doctor to travel on alone.
I have no complaints about this season. Jodie Whittaker is doing just fine in the role. The writing was solid. Some of the episodes were really genuinely good and the writers took some interesting swings at things- some of them worked, some of them didn't. All in all, I don't think you could ask for a better season of Nu-Who.
My Grade: 9/10
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