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The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic
#bloodweave#baldur's gate 3#bg3#gale x astarion#astarion x gale#gale dekarios#astarion ancunin#yes this is about astarion helping gale defeat mystra and take her place with the crown in exchange for gale helping him with the ritual#the ‘they can make each other worse’ part of their relationship turned to the max#I enjoy them being reluctantly soft for each other more but from time to time I just think about how powerful they could get together#toxic evil boyfriends. take love and twist it up until it’s unrecognisable#I like to think that astarion approached gale with that offer after realising no one else in camp is gonna help him#and that he can use gales own hunger for power which backfired when astarion actually became emotionally invested in gale#and after gale kept his word despite everyone’s concerns astarion changed his plan from not fullfilling his end of the bargain to actually#helping gale kill mystra (mostly so that gale could belong to him and him alone. and letting him take the place as a god bc having a god#at you beck and call is definitely appealing. especially one as eager to please as gale)#anyway what I want to say with this is please please please let me kill mystra i don’t even care if the weave gets destroyed again
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everyone always asks wheres ganondorf, and how to defeat ganondorf, but no one ever asks hows ganondorf :(
#ganondoodles#art#zelda#tloz#loz#totk spoilers#totk spoiler#totk#ganondorf#idk why i keep drawing memes#they always backfire on me whne im jsut trying to be funny#:(
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In universe, Dick Grayson's equivalent of Bruce dropping out of med school is absolutely everyone demanding to know why he didn't go to the Olympics with his gymnastics abilities.
#Dick feebly tries to protest that he wasn't that good#which backfires so much that he has to publicly apologize#hc that team usa has tried everything they could think of to get that kid to qualify for the olympics#batman#dick grayson#nightwing#dc comics#batfamily
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if i lioked redacted bc itzlike if redacted waz nice n had areazon n liked me n i waz good grins
#backfiring#cant say more bc dont want aniething obvz or anieone 2 kno or feel weird or aniething ever#LOL sorrie#we r warringf 4r#the um the childhood is like itz a nother but we dont know and itz not even a kid bc ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm#well mb 2? scrambled az hell#facets#tbd mb but azlo this feelz important ha
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I finally did it! Part two of my GO comic. Part one here.
#good omens#good omens 2#ineffable husbands#aziraphale#crowley#digital art#good omens fanart#good omens comic#apology dance#crowleys smugness backfires#pb comic
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hes just trying to be supportive
#when trying to get ur bf to talk about his interests backfires#this happened to me yesterday#south park#sp#south park fanart#sp fanart#creek sp#creek#sp creek#Craig tucker#tweek tweak#fish art
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Harmony Syndrome Part 5/5
The last chapter of my mlp infection AU! Thank you to everyone who followed along. Some final thoughts on my twitter @cracklewink if anyone's interested : )
#mlp#my little pony#mlp infection au#mlp infection#twilight sparkle#Sorry for leaving the ending open ended but I genuinely couldnt decide on just one way for things to turn out and I liked the idea of#leaving it open the most#in my mind sunset's final message is like we found a recording from the later days of the infection and we dont know what happened in the#end because the recordings stopped/ended#In any case I think they were able to put twilight and the others to rest#but who knows who survived the “final battle” and who didnt#also yes Twilight created harmony syndrome but not on purpose lol#it was the result of her botched attempt to create a spell that makes ponies immortal#obviously it backfired lol#and the irony is that twilight ends up dying before any of her friends#if they didnt want me writing my little pony horse tragedy they shouldnt have left mlpfim off on the note that all of twilight's friends#were growing old without her#ending thats been haunting me for five years#if anyones seeing this this is an open au btw so feel free to adopt any of the ideas if you like! : )#tw thanatophobia#thanatophobia
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Harry: And why shouldn’t I blame Spiderman for your injuries?? He calls himself a hero, protecting civilians like you should be his priority! Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t kick his ass for letting you get hurt!!
Peter: Because-
Newscaster on the tv next to Harry: In this footage you can see Peter Parker, known freelance photographer for the Daily Bugle, actually shove Dr. Doom out of his way while yelling “move it or lose it,” as he runs with his camera, presumably to capture more pictures of the vigilante known as “Spiderman”
Harry:
Peter: -I’m a dumbass.
#still thinking about all the ways Peter would try to defend Spiderman#while it backfires against his own reputation in some way#Peter Parker#Harry Osborn#I love that secret identity trope where someone loves their friend so much and unknowingly hates their friend’s superhero identity#Spiderman#spider-man#spider man#made up dialogue by yours truly#forgot to tag dr doom whoops#dr doom#victor von doom
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This is how the progression of Clethubs throughout the life series has looked to me
#mcyt#ethoslab#bdubs#grian#etho#secret life smp#zombiecleo#trafficblr#last life smp#3rd life smp#limited life smp#cletho#ethubs#cledubs#clethubs#he is so boyfriend material it backfired on him#trafficshipping#he pulled a mako or whatever that fuckers name from#the legend of Korra is
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getting stuck in the mindless phone scroll
#having your phone as a comfort item can backfire on you in more ways than one#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt leo#donatello hamato#leonardo hamato#tmnt#sylphee art#when he actually scoffs and grumbles instead of saying 'scoff' or 'grumble' then you know he isn't feeling too good#this is vent art that doubles as practice drawing donnie#i was super stuck the last couple months due to. some life things
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I love how Jude kissed Cardan the first time with the intention of humiliating him. this guy pushed her into a lake, kicked dirt in her food, did little to nothing when she was high on faerie fruit, and now he reveals it was cuz he has a crush on her and hates himself for it. And her knee-jerk response is to shame him by making out with him so he can feel how badly he wants her and how embarrassed he should be by it. It’s almost too girlboss to wrap my head around. And then she accidentally enjoys kissing him so whoopsie
#jurdan#jude duarte#cardan greenbriar#tfota#the cruel prince#the wicked king#these two are so unserious#Jude was onto something tho with this make out with cardan plan she made on the spot tho#and then it backfired
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Crack fic prompt go!
Danny is in Gotham for *insert generic reasons* He quickly discovers that red Hood is in fact a halfa like him. He also comes to the correct conclusion that Red Hood doesn't know he's a halfa yet.
Danny decides to help in a completely reasonable way....
By hiding away and making chirping noises at him from the shadows!
It's basically like
Danny from the rooftops: *chirp*
Red Hood: *chirps back* What the fuck!
It goes on like this for days! Red Hood is very confused because, baby ghostling??? Where is baby? He hears Danny's chirps and immediately his core latches on to him claiming Danny as his kid.
Danny doesn't know Jason basically parentally imprinted he just thinks it's funny how confused Red Hood gets when he does it. At least he thought it was funny until Red Hood started searching rather violently whenever he did it.
Danny leaves Gotham for *insert plot convenient reason* Jason is distraught and still very confused. He begins searching thoroughly through everything for even a hint of what happened to his kid.
When his family inevitably asks what the hell he's doing we get a scene like this
Redhood: *sighs* I miss my kid Nightwing,
Nightwing: ??!!???
Redhood tearing up: I miss him a lot
Redhood on his way to Amity park: I'll be back
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp x dc prompt#dpxdc#Slams hands on table! Danny's existence in Gotham is for plot convenience only!#Danny choosing to mess with the vigilante who is a known mob boss and serial killer: I don't see this plan backfiring in any way
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His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#tulu xuanwu#blood#Vomit on his sweater already; mom's spaghetti#I love drawing teenji because he gets to be a lot more expressive than Older Lan Wangji.#wwx is trying so hard to be supportive and it keeps backfiring for lwj.#“There's no way I would ever want you carnally ^_^” meanwhile the guy who wants him carnally is losing his mind in agony.#Hot tip if you keep finding yourself in Lan Zhan's shoes: consider being more obvious. Give up on trying to be subtle with an ADHDer.#His game is SO BAD. Abysmally bad rizz. I do not think it was possible for these to to have a chance to get together in this life.#He has no plan. He has no healthy outlet for his feelings. He is looking at his half naked crush and losing his shot.#F in the chat for Lan Zhan. He's just been accidently rejected and he is about to be accused of being straight.#Meta commentary moment: I am going to try very hard to be more consistent with outfits and details across comics#I have had some...difficulties in the past with forgetting details (COUGH the vermillion mark COUGH)#New year new goals! Wish my ADHD eyes and brain good luck!
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mean lady save me. mean lady save me. m [collapses and dies]
thank you amanda for mean ragatha voice lines on the streamily tonight... i owe you my life
#man it's a whole ordeal to try and get my ragatha design to look mean... i maxed out the cute factor and it's backfiring#anyway yeah this is something i am so normal about yep. soooo normal [lying]#the amazing digital circus#tadc#ragatha#my art
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I know there are alot of angsty Tim does not believe he is part of the family takes but consider a hilarious twist on this where Tim 100% separates being a bat verses being a Wayne like its more of a family business type of situation.
Like Jason goes on a full ass monologue about how Tim stole Robin and his place in the family as Dick’s brother and Bruce’s son and Tim is like??? chill I’m an employee dude. Damian tries to kill him to prove that he is the superior son and Tim is super confused because shouldn’t he go after one of Bruce’s sons instead of an unpaid intern?
Bruce has a whole heart attack when Tim tries to ask if he has a retirement plan or benefits lmfao
Cue everyone trying to show Tim he’s part of the family except he is dodging attempts left and right (like that time he created a fake uncle just so he wouldn’t get adopted)
#cass is the only one who is successful in convincing tim he's her brother#except it backfires and Cass becomes a Drake through some impressive forgery#Duke has the same problem and becomes the union president between the two of them#Tim Drake#Jason Todd#Damian Wayne#Bruce Wayne#cassandra cain#Duke Thomas#Dick Grayson#Batman#Robin#Red Robin#DC#BatFam
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I find it funny whenever viv stans thinks the whole collar/chains is some kind of deep symbolism like honey that’s just Vivzepop weird ass kink she into it’s not that deep
like does this shit look like some deep symbolism to y’all 💀😭
#like seriously she is literally putting her kink in her SHOWS it’s going to backfire sooner or later#anti vivziepop#vivzepop critical#anti hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel critical#anti helluva boss#helluva boss critical
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