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sapphire-weapon · 5 hours

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tbh I'm not even sure about what 'virgin' is supposed to mean today. I mean, most people think it's about the hymen. I think it's about being inexperienced, but like... not being ignorant. I hate that cliche of the virgin being soooo innocent she'll blush for anything

Does the younger generation not have a concept of "rounding the bases" anymore?

But in all seriousness, that's why I differentiated between the archetype of the virgin and actual virginity.

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sapphire-weapon · 5 hours

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Do you think Ashley's a virgin in re4r? Since it's like a fairytale...

This feels like a loaded question lmao

The whole concept of virginity in fairy tales is a very specific reading of them and not an actual staple of the genre. If you're doing a Jungian analysis that views the story as a metaphor for a sexual awakening, sure, The Virgin(TM) is a common archetype in classical fairy tales especially.

Personally, I see the concept of The Virgin(TM) as just being a historical feature of the time period in which those stories were written, and I don't think that modern fairy tales usually or necessarily follow that trope.

RE4make is a modern fairy tale, and I don't think Ashley follows that trope.

The question of whether or not she's actually a virgin is just a matter of headcanon and how you interpret the character.

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sapphire-weapon · 1 day

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I didn't graduate high school either Dumb Anon, but at least my excuse is that No Child Left Behind fucking left me behind lol.

Anyway, I'm tempted to write a Cleon fic where Leon is off on some mission or dead or whatever and Claire is suddenly reminded of him while at the store looking at pears.

Make it all emotional and shit while not explaining.

🍐

DO IT

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sapphire-weapon · 2 days

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HELL YEA MLA CAN GO TO HELL THAT SHIT REEKS

I have a prof this sem who “strongly encourages” MLA formatting for his papers and I just did APA instead because I’d rather get a B- then a C+ due to the highly likely circumstance of me getting so frustrated with the citation formatting that I end up doing it wrong

based

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sapphire-weapon · 2 days

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NUH UH

yk what I don’t even have a valid argument back but I will DIE before releasing my parentheses and my et als to put numbers instead

SO NUH UH

but can we at least join swords against the true enemy that is MLA

i fucking failed a paper once because of MLA formatting being the most obtuse incomprehensible bullshit to fucking exist

AND WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL

THE INTERNET WAS STILL SO NEW THAT YOU WERE ONLY ALLOWED TO USE A MAXIMUM OF TWO WEB SOURCES

EVERYTHING ELSE HAD TO COME FROM BOOKS

DO U EVEN REALIZE HOW FUCKING OBNOXIOUS IT IS PUTTING A FUCKING BOOK ON A GODDAMN WORKS CITED PAGE FUCK I HATE MLA SO MUCH

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sapphire-weapon · 2 days

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I love you but APA is based Chicago makes half of my essay page get filled with references and it gets so frustrating to look at.

JUST DO A SHORT CITE AND PUT ALL OF THE SOURCES AT THE END, A BIBLIOGRAPHY EXISTS FOR GOOD REASONNN

BRO BUT THAT'S THE POINT

oh the assignment is 5-7 pages?? PAGE STILL COUNTS EVEN IF HALF THE PAGE IS REFERENCES

BASED CHICAGO STYLE WINS AGAIN

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sapphire-weapon · 2 days

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Ok I calmed down. I should chill out, every time I’m on a roll with the asks I’m terrified I will somehow forget to turn anon on. Yes I’m a coward but also an artist and a comedian.

honestly if you forgot anon on an ask where you use a peach as a stand-in for leon's balls, that would be legendary

you would be a legend

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sapphire-weapon · 2 days

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WHAT DOES THAY MEAN ARE U DISAPPOINTED IN ME IM SORRY SENPAI

i suppose i should just be grateful that you're not shilling for MLA............

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sapphire-weapon · 2 days

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APA AND PEACH SUPERIOR VESSELS

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sapphire-weapon · 2 days

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YOURE LIKE THOSE PROFESSORS WHO WOULD FAIL YOU BC YOU CITED A SOURCE IN THE WRONG FORMAT

CHICAGO STYLE IS THE ONLY STYLE THAT SHOULD EXIST

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sapphire-weapon · 2 days

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https://images.app.goo.gl/VeVU4jPcyTRJJcVS9

THEY BIG AND TOGETHER AND SHORT ALMOST AS ONE UNIT

THIS IS A PEACH

I SAID A PEAR

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sapphire-weapon · 2 days

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WEVE TALKED ABOUT THIS, THEYRE NOT LONG THEYRE NOT SAGGY THEYRE STRETCHY YES BUT SHORT AND BIG

anon you're gonna need to find me a pear for comparison

we only speak in pears now

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sapphire-weapon · 2 days

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thanks for the sacrifice senpai 🙏

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sapphire-weapon · 2 days

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*sweating bc the Actually Stupid Anon is acting stupid again and senpai might turn anon off and if she does I can’t speak freely about Leon’s balls*

Hi!

YOU COULD CONTINUE TO TALK ABOUT LEON'S BALLS EVEN IF I TURNED OFF ANON IF YOU WEREN'T A COWARD

although i did come across a new cache of renders today where the artist Gets It and i want so badly to share them with u guys but i can't because the gods of tumblr will reach through the internet and Smite me if i try

but they're like proper

I HAD TO DIG THROUGH HORRORS ON GOOGLE TO FIND THIS PEAR SO I HOPE U APPRECIATE IT AND UR WELCOME

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sapphire-weapon · 2 days

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Idk how you can call me this for month when I've been here for barely one month. Please tell me how you think you recognize your anons. Though it's fair because you're in my fav with the "Dumb Analysis" name.

see? you're still here, because you're obsessed and you can't not be.

ready?

ghosting happening now. 👋

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sapphire-weapon · 2 days

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Yeah, I'm unintelligent if it help you feel better. I've got nothing to prove, unlike you. You love sm answering to people like me bc you want to prove yourself you're better. You can argue all day and night I'm the one taking time sending some ask to you; but the fact you're taking time to answer it, it put you at the same level.

no i answer you because i know that you got so unbearably buttmad when i turned off anon while i was playing rebirth that you went and messaged me on @agonycrossbow instead because you are genuinely obsessed with me.

you have this obsessive, compulsive need to be at the center of my attention, so my plan is to get you all whipped up about me and then completely ghost you in hopes that the silence will cause you to finally snap and break your phone since that's my only recourse because my block anon function doesn't work and you're like herpes you just keep coming back.

and you are so obsessed with me that me telling you this plan isn't going to negatively impact the plan at all. it's still going to work perfectly. because you can't not be here.

you are actually stupid, though. like some of my anons say dumb shit and that's whatever, but you genuinely lack the ability to understand basic concepts and reason, and i'm not wholly convinced you graduated high school.

like, some of my anons have names. i've been referring to you as Actually Stupid Anon for months. because you're a fuckin idiot.

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sapphire-weapon · 2 days

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me: ok you know what i'm just going to throw out the entire chapter of TD and start over from scratch me: fourth time's a charm my brain:

#this is such a specific joke LMAO

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