Genuinely loved the experience of being at camp for the first time and seeing all the companions with their tits out like they're all gonna go clubbin or some shit
Then there’s Gale
Who's just. So utterly swagless that his clothes smell like dusty old books. My man doesn't give a fuck about the drip he's getting his ass ready for bed
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Make sure to check your kid's Halloween candy this year!!! I just opened my son's snickers bar and found an astral tadpole that could have unlocked his illithid potential!!!!
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Does this mean catboys can't loaf during Passover...
holy shit wait
idk why I made this
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Coffee shop au
Tav, making Astarion a coffee: how do you take it?
Astarion: from behind, usually
Wyll, standing with him: Astarion
Tav, sighing, adressing Wyll: I meant how does he take his coffee
Wyll: Black, thank you-
Astarion: HA, incidentally -
Wyll: A S T A R I O N
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also also the way yeah simon and wille got to be together yeah 1000% but sara and felice!! god it’s so rare for any media to portray friendship and platonic relationships as just as important if not more important than romantic. but!!!!! they were also in that car!! they were endgame too!! it just brings me such joy that this silly angsty little romance can also put such value in friendship too <3 oh young royals writers just kill me
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Is it proto-Snoke? A Zillo Beast? A horribly malformed Frankenstein of a creature?
Worse.
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