Is it proto-Snoke? A Zillo Beast? A horribly malformed Frankenstein of a creature?

Worse.

He's got daddy issues he's got mommy issues he's got brother issues he’s got surrogate father figure issues he’s got issues with the guy who’s not even his brother but pretended to be his brother once in a complicated dicks-out marriage fraud situation. Somehow he is simultaneously working for and working against every single faction in the story. He's my precious little catboy he's a war criminal (literal) he’s done everything wrong in his entire life. 5 different guys are trying to gaslight him simultaneously and one is hunting him for sport. Every single found family this man has been part of has divorced him. His own creator doesn’t understand why he’s popular with female fans despite illustrating a whole scene where he loads a rifle with his tongue. The healthiest relationship he has ever maintained in his entire life is with a man he’s never spoken to, they just watch each other eat snow through binoculars. Even all the other traitors and murderers he hangs out with think he’s a fucked up little freak. The nicest thing he ever did for anyone was shoot himself in the face and die

does this mean anything to anyone

fun fact

By equipping the “hydrangea” skin on Lifeweaver, you can play as the cabbage guy from Avatar.

my favorite character in hq is the moon making the dwayne the rock johnson face in the sendai city gymnasium

what my notifs look like currently

Genuinely loved the experience of being at camp for the first time and seeing all the companions with their tits out like they're all gonna go clubbin or some shit

Then there’s Gale

Who's just. So utterly swagless that his clothes smell like dusty old books. My man doesn't give a fuck about the drip he's getting his ass ready for bed

Make sure to check your kid's Halloween candy this year!!! I just opened my son's snickers bar and found an astral tadpole that could have unlocked his illithid potential!!!!

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i know its partly the nature of critical role as a whole changing for this third campaign, but its SO funny to me that "Dont Trust Anyone Not Even Yourself" Paranoid Chucklefucks The Mighty Nein were showered in kind and helpful guest PC's and ended up So Good at the Magic Of Friendship (threatening). While Bell's Hells of "time for therapy!!!!" "do you think they'll be our friend" "what the fuck is up with that game time!!" have wound up with a like. 40% hit rate for villains in their close friends. like this is a MASSIVE oversimplification and it makes sense but its mostly very funny to me. rip to early campaign m9 you would have loved all of your paranoid instincts constantly paying off in the worst way

tfw you realize your boss and mentor is a fucking idiot

so...about that new EP...

haikyuu is so cool i wish men were real

choose your protag..... YOU COULD WRITE A SUPER LONG META ESSAY COMPARING/CONTRASTING THESE 2 BUT I WANTED TO MAKE A SHITPOST FORGIVE ME🤧✌️

bro <3