theharlotofferelden
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#tumblr: polls#well considering the choice of fic I have on AO3….#hehehehehehheehehhehehehehehshheeehheheheheheeeee#listen. LISTEN. I would probably mind my business#however as a freak!tamlin truther who is the only one who’s added fic to the ACOTAR feeder kink tag (at least last I checked)#I MIGHT feel the need to liek………#insert myself in some way#maybe not introduce myself but be like#hEY……whacha readin there buddy???#share with the class???? mayb share ur thoughts???#u like it?? if not do u relate??????? n e thots to share???????????#all of that to say: yes Im mad no one sees my vision as Tamlin as a fucking weirdo (affectionate)#do I really have to do everything myself *grumble*
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#gpoy#last few nights with that vastige/bastian fic I’ve been thinking of#sarhys is a nightblade Magika vampire who is apart of the dark brotherhood#she likes to fuck with Bastian because I think it’s funny and hot when edging is involved what
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#tumblr: polls#me awkwardly coughing bc I bitched about the lack of a sailor moon option#I also forgot about the others#I am also a DBZ + Inuyasha + Tokyo Mew Mew enjoyer#Sailor moon came first but I do have an appreciation for Tokyo Mew Mew#yet another ‘why would u pit 2 bad bitches against each other?’ situations
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They deleted both of my comments too. Early today (about 15 hours ago) this post was over 2k notes and had 118 comments. Now the notes are below 2k and in the 100 comments range.
Idk if they’re deleting or blacklisting comments because I’m still able to comment, but the comment won’t count to the total # of comments. So this really makes me wonder just how bad the notes on this ad really are.
Maybe if the notes are that bad they should just turn off comments and reblogs instead of, I dunno, censoring people giving their input. But I’m also not the asshole who spend a questionable amount of money putting this bullshit in my feed 30+ times a day so
THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT, the new album from Taylor Swift. Listen Now On Spotify
#misc: fuckery#tumblr critical#I don’t mind ads on this website but#this has really tested me#I’m echoing myself with the comment that was deleted but#I TRY to be generous with shit like this bc#I have always felt the response to TS has been…..exaggerated for a lack of a better word#I remember casually reading about it in 2017 RE: her not being forthcoming on her political allegiance#and everything about her just felt so pronounced and important for some reason#you see this to some degree with other celebs but with Taylor it’s so much louder for some reason#that said…..this advertising campaign on tumblr#in addition to the actual album and how Taylor has acted#really hasn’t done homegirl any favors in this situation#so now it seems we have yet another Reputation situation on our hands#except instead of some dumb shit about#being mad about public criticism of her as a person + Kim K and Kanye smearing her with some petty bullshit#we now have *checks notes* being mad about public criticism#both in general but more specifically with regards to dating a racist asshole#all of that to say: I know more than I care to know about TS and I’m someone who grew up casually listening to her music#also congrats on making money Taylor#sad to hear you never grew up and have a shit personality#’the circus made me mean’ lol fuck off cunt#I lost my mom at 14 and my dad at 24#if I’m capable of not being a total shitbag while being mentally ill and poor as fuck#you are capable of having enough self awareness to get yourself a fucking therapist
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sheppard in a black turtleneck tho. what a girlboss
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#tumblr: polls#excluding Pokemon lol#where the fuck is speed racer#where is my sociopathic fast talking asshole#or sailor moon where is sailor moon#I am gnawing on this poll with my teeth OP
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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday
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hello !! may i request baroque themed headers and dividers? can be any color but mainly blue and pink if you're okay w/ that !!
hello! you can for sure, baroque is so pretty! (and I added a gold version for these as well! 💖)
[Free] Masterlist Headers & Dividers!
Please consider liking or reblogging if you use 💕
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happy fem v friday! | showgirl poses by @elfjpeg
⚠️ do not reupload or edit my shots without my permission ⚠️
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You ever just need to take a break from reading so you can feel that secondhand embarrassment for the character?
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today i offer you more hellrider art. tomorrow? who knows.
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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)
Reblog to increase sample size!
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cannot stop thinking about how the season finale of fallout set up a road trip buddy comedy between a 250+ yo radiation cowboy who tried (and so far succeeded) to kill his humanity to survive the wasteland and an optimistic doe eyed woman whose whole brand is Being a Good Person (something the radiation cowboy used to be) and will undoubtedly crack away at his hardened leather armor. when lucy bit off the ghouls finger and then the ghoul cut off lucy’s that was a pinkie promise to be bffs
#tv: fallout#listen there is a lot of good shit going on with max/lucy#but if coop and her were to fuck nasty that would also be good too#it’s not necessary at all and rly depends on where the story if going#however I would love to see if they have the balls to make her a ghoul fucker#*chanting* one of us one of us
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the baseball players are about to mount a coup and i’m here for it
#misc: news#here for it too#dude is asking the real questions#if they did it to save money then where is that money going guy????
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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results pls
#tumblr: polls#irl maybe?#based on looks and vibes alone#I’ve been told occasionally I look intimidating and I’m always like 🧍♀️ okay
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I have a kink for stupidly over-sized balls but i haaate big penis, hate big butts, and disprefer big boobs. but it seems like fic or art containing the former that does not contain any of the following is not a thing that exists.
how will I make it in this world?
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#misc: media meta#prev is right#if you have to be the only person creating it then Godspeed my dude#alternatively if a creator is taking requests you can shoot your shot#or commission them (altho I think fanfic is more dicey than fanart)#but also I am learning so much about kinks#how would you even google this kink#would AO3 even have such a tag?#literotica maybe? adultfanfiction.net?#much to think about
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Hey about your cartoon vs Real life Animals post, can you elaborate on the lenght of frog tongues? This is the one that shocked me, i study in a Field closely related to zoology and never heard that their tongues are human-like short, unless you were trying to make a point about their shape and not lenght, then Please disregard my inquiry :p
When I say their tongues are "more human-like" than chameleon-like, I mean, this is a chameleon's tongue:
And this is a frog's tongue:
A chameleon has an astonishingly long, thin tongue that launches like a grappling hook, and almost all media thinks this is also true of frogs and toads.
The tongues of frogs and toads DO come out farther than ours, especially because they attach at the front of their mouth, rather than the back, and "flip" outward to grab prey:
But yes, between the two, their tongues are nowhere near like those of chameleons, but broad and flat like ours. The very farthest they can stretch is like this:
When you google frog or toad tongues, unfortunately, you get many more fakes than the real thing, to the point that even science articles have been known to use them
And, the first time I ever posted about this subject, someone retrieved exactly this fake photo to try and prove that I was making all this up. Frogs have never done this! Cartoons simply exaggerated it for fun at first, and then I guess confusion with chameleon tongues lead people to believe they worked similarly!
It's such a pervasive misunderstanding that I didn't know about until my teens, and I was a biology nerd well before that too. It felt like a betrayal. I was never made to believe in Santa Claus but finding out frogs Don't Do That felt how I imagine that feels. Frog tongues were my Santa Isn't Real moment.
But, frog tongues are in my opinion just as interesting as chameleon tongues. Besides the weird flip-out structure they are extremely adhesive and also so soft and membranous that they practically "shrink wrap" to the prey! Terrifying!!! Getting got by a giant frog would be like getting wrapped up in a giant stretchy sheet of cellophane covered in glue!
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