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dictee · 3 months
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More new years resolutions besides not starting shit anymore:
become more of a himejoshi
become more evil
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godofsmallthings · 2 months
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i deleted instagram/youtube/tiktok/reddit off my phone and blocked youtube shorts on my laptop and i already feel like genuinely better
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kansasjustgotgayer · 7 months
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Doing homework is actually against my religion as a hedonist so I’ll need that added to my list of accommodations thank you
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realiv0 · 2 years
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Crimea is Ukraine
It’s really quite remarkable what’s happening.
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the-trans-dragon · 1 year
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So I’m going to breeze over the part of the story where a customer asked one of my employees if she would like to lick him (purposefully using a sexual tone), because it’s only the first part of the story
The NEXT part is where he laughed and tried to surprise her by saying “I have a wife!” And then she gave him A Look and said “I have a girlfriend!”
He took a moment to recover from that, then asked “Would you be jealous if I talked to your girlfriend like that?” to which she replied “No” (which is fair, her girlfriend is absolutely not interested in any man)
The customer didn’t like that answer and he asked if she got jealous when women spoke to her girlfriend that way. To which she relied “That’s never happened.”
Anyways lots of details in there to ponder over.
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lfc21 · 1 year
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Slamming their car door to see how they will react.
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TW: Fluff, swearing
Prompt list: Tik Tok
Summary: Virgil loved you and his precious car but what happened when you were the reason the car was about to fall to pieces, maybe.
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You sat in the car patiently waiting for the perfect chance to fulfil your prank. You had been to numerous different shop and Virgil had still not noticed the phone strategically placed in a secret way; which you were glad off. You knew this would be a Tik Tok that would send you laughing in hysterics and your followers loving your relationship together. You were finally pulling into a small corner shop for a few bites to eat meaning it was your perfect chance.
"What do you want from the shop babe?" You asked with a smile as the car stopped and Virgil had finally taken his hands off the steering wheel.
"I'll have water and a salad please" He casually asked with a smile as he lazily looked at you and his phone.
"Ok babe I won't be long" You explained quickly checking your recording phone with your eyes and kissing Virgil's soft cheek. You let yourself out of the car before slamming the car door shut without a care in the world. You casually walked away with no acknowledgement of what you had just done before quickly turning back. You noticed Virgil's mouth wide open as he followed your body move around his car. You opened the door again pretending to forget what his order was.
"Babe, what did you say again?" You quickly asked before letting him have any say in the matter and his face in which stood like thunder.
"What the hell did you do?" He snapped back trying to work out what your aggressive force was about.
"When?" You asked dumbly whilst knocking your head to the side and displaying an expression of nothing else but confusion.
"Just then! You nearly took the fucking door off" Virgil explained signalling to the car door you were standing at and holding onto. You shook your head with a laugh. "Anyway I wanted a salad" he added with a cooler and collected voice rather than his protective and aggressive voice due to his precious car. You nodded in agreement before standing back and slamming the door shut again. You could have sworn the earth shook as the door made a connection with the roof. Virgil jumped in his seat at the noise before blasting the horn of the car causing you to turn around in the car park. He rolled his window down in fury.
"Y/n do you want to break my car?" He asked now hanging out of the car window so he could see you. You quickly laughed before walking over yet again waiting to see when he would explode.
"I didn't do anything" you begged with a wine wondering what it was that was getting on his nerves so much, little did he know you were more than aware.
"You have just nearly smashed my car twice in the space of two minutes" he explained as he opened the car door and stood next to it. "You shut a door like this. You know how normal people shut it" he added whilst gently closing the door with a slight push at the end. You looked up at him in complete innocence with a laugh at his protective nature.
"It was for a tik tok" you explained with a giggle as you wrapped your arms around his large torso and rested your chin along his chest. He looked down at you with a smug smirk and a shake of his head. He couldn't be mad, he quite liked your confidence to try and complete the challenge.
"I'll get you back" he explained as he led you both closer to the shop instead of sitting in a car with slamming doors. You couldn't help but laugh at his reaction, it went perfectly.
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Hey guys 👋🏻 This is my first virgil imagine from the Tik Tok prompt list ❤️ I hope you liked this piece 💜 please leave feedback and requests as they are greatly appreciated 🥰 I'm going to Anfield to today for Liverpool v Chelsea, let's hope we win 🤞have a good day 🙏 masterlist 2022 💌 masterlist 2023 💌
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meowzfordayz · 11 months
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when your gut hurts — kyojuro, sanemi, giyuu
Author’s Note: wasn’t sure how to title this in a way that would accurately communicate the subject matter and show up in tags. 😅💩
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when your gut hurts — kyojuro, sanemi, giyuu
Rengoku Kyojuro x Reader, Shinazugawa Sanemi x Reader, Tomioka Giyuu x Reader
Word Count: ~500
CW: explicit language, poop, vomit
Emergency Request Fulfilled: Hi i’m not sure what this constitutes as a pick me up, emergency or wtv- i’ve been having a lot of abdominal pains and a lot of bowel issues(I haven’t gotten off the toilet in 10 minutes and I keep going between pooping and throwing up) recently and I was just wondering if I could get a HC List on how the Hashira’s would deal with their s/o being stuck in a similar position. I totally get if this is a bit too gross- and it’s 100% ok if you don’t do it but I hope to see it 🙏🤞
~faqs~
Since this is an emergency request (aka ~shorter than “normal” fanfics), I’m going to focus on Kyojuro (fan fave) ❤️‍🔥, Sanemi (my fave) 🤍, and Giyuu (also my fave) 💙
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Very methodical and attentive ☺️
Genuinely unbothered bc he approaches your situation as
“They’re sick, and I get to take care of them.”
Remember how well he handled Tanjirou’s abdominal injury?
That’s him w/ you and your pain + bowel movements 🥺
Among other things, Kyojuro: makes sure there’s plenty of toilet paper in the house 🧻, cooks a simple broth to replenish lost fluids and nutrients (dw, it’s hard to mess up a recipe that’s primarily water), happily unclogs the toilet if/when need be 🚽, willingly takes on emptying-the-vomit-bucket duty 😅, and constantly switches between rubbing your stomach or playing cards/watching shows w/ you — in other words, keeps you company 💞
Depending on how long your symptoms persist, he’ll eventually gently recommend taking you to the hospital
But if you decline his recommendation, then he’s content to continue monitoring you at home instead ❤️‍🔥
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Worried out of his fucking mind 😖
Gives zero fucks about how “disgusting” you currently are
Will immediately shush you and kiss your forehead/nose/cheeks 😤🤍
Altho, Sanemi’s equally likely to tease you, “Whoa, that one sounded especially wet 😏🥴💩,” if you seem to be in the right headspace for banter
Mostly, he’s attempting to lighten the mood so he doesn’t slip back into worrying 😃
Anticipates + takes care of your needs (i.e. liquids, meds, toilet paper, etc) before you do
But in a sort of stoic-nearly-grumpy manner 🙃
*cue Sanemi unceremoniously handing you a glass of lukewarm water*
*cue Sanemi staring at you until you take at least a couple sips*
Again, he isn’t upset
Just worried 🥲
Has to resist asking every other min, “How are you feeling?” bc obvi you’re feeling shitty ☹️
And he trusts you to tell him if you’re approaching the get-me-to-the-hospital lvl of concern
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Ngl, Giyuu’s a lil lost 😵‍💫
He doesn’t mind the pooping and vomiting
Albeit part of him winces every time (he wishes he could take on your pain and discomfort 😓) 
But he is bothered by how ill prepared he feels 😕
Like, is holding your hair back while you puke really helpful? 😕
Does sitting outside the bathroom as you poop—to keep you company—actually comfort you? 😕 Or is it just weird of him? 😕
Should he prepare something for you to eat, or would that prolong your symptoms? 😕
At what point does he insist on taking you to the hospital? 😕
Ofc, he doesn’t voice his self doubt 🫠
Instead, Giyuu does what he would want you to do for him 💓
Admittedly, it takes him a long moment to think about what he would want in your position… he’s used to taking care of himself, and gets a lil emotional when he realizes he gets to lean on you now — and you on him 😭💘
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sonialiao · 6 months
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hanasnx · 5 days
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regarding this: (https://www.tumblr.com/hanasnx/748349244024471552/which-ones-your-boyfriend-which-ones-your-side?source=share)
not a fully formed idea, just what came to mind when reading your post
bro, BABY DADDY SATORU where he's pining to get you back, but you've been talking to this single dad (toji) and your kids just get along so well (you probably met bc of the kids, maybe they go to the same preschool or something) so you're spending more time w/him and you feel something there, you feel like this may be your chance to finally move on from satoru. but satoru sees little snippits and glimpses of you and toji together, like coming to pick up your kid from the park, you and toji are there laughing away as the kids play on the playground, and satoru is just fuming seeing you laugh and smile at his old rival. so satoru ramps up his doting baby-daddy ways, trying to show you without actually saying it but he wants you back bad, even more now that toji is in your life. his confidence and ego aren't used to taking a hit like this and it drives him MAD. but toji, i could see him only being moderately interested, or even worse, doing it just to get on satoru's nerves because he could use the entertainment. sure toji likes your company, but he doesn't want anything serious. until he finds himself getting more and more competitive for your attention. FUCK the back and forth between these two has so much potential
— link.
sid we’re like this ✌️🤞
i loved this idea, i would go back in my inbox periodically to read it bcos i enjoyed it so much. i asked the question and by god you answered. you fulfilled. beautiful, just beautiful.
satoru trying to get you back (playing the long game, easing you into it) at the same time you and single dad toji are hitting it off. toji spends more time with his son now that he knows a hot mom is around watching him, and he’s got no idea the baggage you have with your baby daddy. not that he minds a little competition.
like you said sid, he gets competitive and he does it to get on sato’s nerves. god it’s all so juicy. satoru uses any opportunity to hammer it in that he was the one that got you pregnant, and toji loves to remind him how much more active he is in sato’s son’s life than satoru ever was. toji’s helping your kid make arts and fucking crafts just to prove a point.
toji’s also more accessible to you. he’s a freelancer in work, his ex is the breadwinner so toji spends a lot of time with megumi who spends time with your son etc it all works out. whereas satoru has responsibilities that free up every other weekend for his son. it boils his blood that he can’t be there more often to keep an eye on you when toji’s so obviously preying on your isolation and loneliness. cant you see he’s just trying to protect you? no other personal stake in it ofc.
love the fact it rly rakes on satoru’s otherwise impenetrable ego. not used to feeling these feelings when he’s so spoiled.
great ask. loved it loved it loved it.
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How Platonic/Familial Yandere Overwatch characters react to you wanting/having a significant other
Howdy! In the wake of my switch not having enough storage to play Overwatch anymore, I’ve finally had the inspiration to write about it!
I definitely intend to write this scenario with other characters, these are just all the ones that I had immediate ideas for, send in an ask if you have a specific character you want in the next one!
As always, (but hopefully not for too much longer 🤞) I have no real academic or professional teaching in writing, so all criticism is welcomed
(Also just a side note for the familial bits - it can be taken as both biological or adopted)
How you enjoy reading!
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YanDad!Soldier:76
Nah, not happening.
It's not that he wants to restrict your relationships with people outside of Overwatch, buuut...
If you ever want to bring someone home, he'll greet them warmly with a subtle demonstration of his military experience.
Like straight-up cleaning/putting together his pulse rifle or sharpening his combat knife or, if he can rope another member of the family into it, literally discussing violent battle plans as your potential partner walks in.
If someone is either oblivious enough to not notice or stupid enough to think they can survive your dad's threats, he's prepared to get his hands dirty.
He can and will hunt people down and very directly tell them to fuck off if they want to keep their legs if he doesn't consider them worthy of you.
(Hint: He doesn't think anyone's worthy of you)
The truth is, at the start, he might be a little more receptive to the idea but it won’t last
Even if your partner is the most perfect shining star of a lover ever to exist, he will find or concoct some misdeed and convince himself that they must be eliminated
In short; enjoy it while you can, it’s not gonna last as long as he has something to say about it
“Nah. Tell them you’re breaking up or I will. I’m not letting this scum around my child.”
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YanDad!Lucio
He’s surprisingly okay with it!
All he ever wants is for his kiddo to be happy, and if this person makes you happy, then they’re good in his book!
That’s not to say that he won’t be… cautious, though
Can you blame him? This world is full of fucked up things and all he wants is to protect you from those
The idea of his baby being abused or manipulated hurts him deeply, so like a good father he… checks in on you
You went to a cafe? He’s sitting in the corner, wearing a hoodie to hide his face as he glances at you every few seconds
You’re going out to a club or concert? Aw, damn, one of the acts for the night had to call out sick, good thing THE Lucio was in town and willing to do a set for them
You’re going on a peaceful walk through nature? He just happened to be doing a little wildlife watching himself!
He won’t interfere with your dates, if he can help it you won’t even know about his presence most of the time, but he’s always got an eye and ear out for the safety of his kid
“Ooh, h-hey there kid! You look like you’re having fun, yeah? Yeah…” strong side eye to your date all the while
You’ll likely be able to have a pretty fulfilling relationship, even with your helicopter dad, since unless your partner is outright abusive he can keep his mouth shut
Unlike…
YanBro!Lucio
As a brother figure, Lucio’s protectiveness becomes almost possessive
He always wants to monopolise your time and attention, although it’s unintentional
He just cares about you soo soo much!!
To YanBro!Lucio, time spent with you is as valuable as omnium, and even more precious
He gets irritated at the thought of anyone else taking away your time with him, but he won’t show it
He really, really wants you to think he’s cool and chill despite his obsession, so he keeps the worst of his dark feelings under lock and key
But the same doesn’t go for those that would take you away
He’s quite a traditional yandere, in this sense
He’s not afraid to beat up or even kill whatever punk thought they could date HIS sibling
And he’s not shy about it, either!
He won’t tell you about his actions upfront, and if you come to him for comfort when another partner leaves you, he won’t mention his involvement
But if you ever ask him if he had a hand in it, he won’t deny it at all
“Yeah, I took out trash, what’s wrong with that? They didn’t deserve you, sunshine, you oughta know your worth by now!”
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YanSis!D.VA
Oh yeah she’s totally cool with it!
Sike
She could not be more upset if she tried
Why do you have to go out and date people when you can stay in and play games with her??
She genuinely does not understand why you’re choosing others over her, and she can get a little petulant over it
And by a little I mean ‘actually throwing tantrums/blocking the door so you can’t leave to go on your date/crocodile tears about how abandoned she feels’
To be fair, this is how she always is when you try to leave the base without her, but she goes the whole nine yards when there’s another person involved
She just wants to be the number one most important person in your life at all times! Is that so much to ask?
And it doesn’t have to be positive attention from you to keep her happy, she’ll tear into your looks, insecurities and deepest secrets that you’ve confided to keep you where you belong; by her side in the family
And don’t think you can just slip past her, she’s definitely buffer than the game makes her out to be and will be willing to use force if push comes to shove
While the others are focused on the significant other, YanSis!D.VA is all about you, you, you.
If this is a group yandere situation (which tbh I always picture it to be) it can almost be a nice balance
The others go off and deal with intruding party, while she stays home and makes sure you’ll regret ever even thinking of dating someone
“Listen, we can do this the easy way, or the hard way. The fact is, your little date’s already dead. So go back to your room and get out of those tacky clothes, and I’ll bring us some energy drinks, mmkay?”
YanBestie!D.VA
Somehow even less okay with it than her sisterly counterpart, if you can imagine
Buuut… she’s a little nicer to you in the long run of it all
Her mindset is more like, I did all this work to get to the number one spot in their life, and some nobody is trying to overtake me?
It brings out more of her competitive side, and since she can’t control you as much as YanSis!D.VA can, she starts taking every comment and action from your partner as a challenge
“Ohh, you went to the arcade together? Did you see who had all the top scores?”
“Oh you took them to a fast food restaurant? Huh, I would have taken them to their actual favourite, and I definitely wouldn’t have made them pay.”
“You bought them a plushie? Aww! You know, they have an entire bed’s worth of plushies that I’ve gotten them over the years.”
It goes on like this for weeks, her trying to convince they’re not good enough, peppered with raising herself up and reminding everyone included that she’s your bestie
No one else gets to have a higher place in your heart
Eventually, she’ll get tired of fighting with you over some extra and she’ll remove them from your life by force
While she’s not above outright killing them, there’s other routes she can go down first, like accusing them of a crime to get them locked up
She’s a valuable military asset and an immensely popular public figure; who are the people gonna believe?
Unlike YanBro!Lucio, she doesn’t accept you crying over the loss, and she’ll even twist things to make you feel like it was your fault
“You know, I was dropping hints for aaages that you shouldn’t have been with them, maybe if you paid more attention to me you could’ve walked away earlier and none of this would’ve happened!”
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YanMama!Ashe
Of course you can go on dates, honey! But only as long as BOB can keep an eye on you!
You know that bit in The Lion King where Simba’s mother makes Zazu go with them all the time? Yeah that’s her but with you and BOB
Except it’s much, much harder to escape BOB
Ashe honestly thinks she’s being pretty open and nice about it, letting you date people at all was something she had to take a LOT of time to come to terms with
Your silent chaperone tries his best to not make you uncomfortable, but he can’t exactly hide his massive stature, so whoever you date is just gonna have to be chill with him forever
And by forever, I mean FOREVER - you could be a whole married adult and YanMama!Ashe would still have him checking on you every time you left the house together
Internally, she’ll always be quite conflicted about letting you go around with random partners
She’ll do a lot of wistfully gazing out the window, dramatically sighing as she awaits her child’s return
I honestly picture her a bit hopeless outside of violence and business dealings, and she just doesn’t know how to express the deep sorrow in her heart without making you hate her
She get almost weirdly happy if your partner does something cruel to you, it gives her an excuse to take out some pent-up anger on a nobody
That’s not to say she won’t comfort you; there’ll be lots snuggles and forehead kisses as she reminds you that she’ll always be here for you
She might be crying more than you over the idea of you being hurt
“Don’t worry about a thing, darling! Me and BOB are gonna have this all sorted out, you just sit pretty for us, alright?”
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Thanks for reading!
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qqueenofhades · 3 months
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CHARLES HAS CANCER
2023 couldn’t finish him off but let’s see if February 2024 can 🤞🤞
Look, I am trying really hard not to be tacky about this, because y'know, cancer is cancer and has had a terrible impact on many people's lives and loved ones, it's difficult to really ROOT for it, etc. etc...
But also, Charles sucks, the British monarchy sucks, everyone has been hankering for Chuckles to bite it at the earliest moment of his convenience For The Lulz, and if the universe is trying to fulfill that wish, I for one say we just go with it, y'know? For science.
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geekitygeekart · 6 months
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**WIP**
Had to fulfill the urge to draw this after the new episode. Thanks Taliesin Jaffe for this anxiety-inducing character choice! 🙃🙃🙃
Really hoping I don't fuck up the colouring/shading for this cos I'm super pleased with the facial expression 🤞
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supernaturalgirl20 · 2 years
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Hey. If you still write Din Djarin, I would love to see a short fic with him x f! Reader. Bonus if you do pregnant sex.
(Sorry, I am pregnant and have been induced and having contractions for over 16 hours now. I would love something to cheer me up after this.)
Ok I woke up and saw this in my asks and I had to write something. I’m gonna follow up on my Mand’alor Din fic for this. Also I hope everything goes smoothly and that you have a baby soon 🤞🥰(you could have already had one by the time I’ve written this)
Always Enough
Pairings: Din Djarin x f!reader
Warnings: Smut 18+, explicit, unprotected sex, PinV sex, mentions of pregnancy, pregnancy sex, din can’t keep his hands off you, slightly dark!din, cursing.
Part one
Comments and reblogs really appreciated 🥰
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Din had spent an entire week neglecting his duties as Mand’alor - to the annoyance of his council - keeping you locked away in the royal bedroom, fulfilling his promise to you that he would get you pregnant.
He had, and once you had found out, you couldn’t wait to tell him. He had been away for two weeks when you realised, having been sick most mornings. The royal medical team had confirmed your suspicions with some simple blood work and given you vitamins to take. Now, you just had to wait until he arrived home.
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Sleeping soundly on the king size bed, you’re startled awake when Luna bursts into the room, rushing about the place. “My Queen, the Mand’alor has arrived home and is requesting your presence in the throne room.”
Stretching, you yawn as you slowly get out of bed and get dressed. “What does he need me for, do you know? He doesn’t normally need my presence.”
“I’m afraid a dinner is to be held to honour the Kreze family.” Releasing a deep sigh you begin to fix your hair and makeup. “Thank you Luna, I’ll be along shortly…” A sudden wave of nausea takes over and you run towards the toilet, emptying the contents of your stomach.
Luna follows you - holding back your hair and rubbing your back. “This will soon pass your majesty, I can assure you.” You groan as you flush the toilet and stand to clean yourself. “I hope so.”
“The Mand’alor will be so happy when he finds out. He won’t let you out of his sights.” Looking somewhat presentable you smile at Luna and roll your eyes playfully. “Oh don’t I know it. That man is protective at the best of times but once he finds out, he’ll be unbearable. Ok, shall we?”
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Din sat on his throne, his councillors either side of him and you were sat beside some ambassador from some back water skughole. Din wanted you by his side - always, and when he was told you had to remain where you were, the anger began to stir within him.
His gaze was nearly always on you and he could tell something was wrong, that you didn’t seem quite yourself. He just couldn’t put his finger on it. Whenever you caught his gaze - even though you couldn’t see him beneath his helmet - you would smile brightly at him. He needed you.
He had zoned out of the conversation - his thoughts solely on you, and how he noticed you haven’t touched your food or drink. Using your fork to move it around the plate but not actually eating it. He stands abruptly, his bulking frame looming over everyone as they watch him stalk towards you. “Mand’alor, your majesty - you have yet to speak to Bo Katan.”
Din turns to Sol - his lead advisor, “I haven’t seen my wife in two weeks, I am leaving this meal and spending some quality time with her. If you take issue with this, I am more than happy to fight you.” The man cowers under the stare of his visor, shaking his head and whispering “no.”
Din can see the beginnings of a smile on your face as he approaches - giving you his hand to take. “Mesh’la, are you ready to leave?” Taking his outstretched hand, he helps you up and you both walk hand in hand out of the throne room and turn the corner to your shared room.
It’s silent and Din doesn’t speak until you both are in the privacy of your room. He pulls off his helmet and crashes his lips to yours - his hands wrapping around your waist and pulling you close. “Missed you. So. Much.” He says as he grinds his hips into yours and you can feel his growing desire hard against you.
“Did you, now? How much?” You say teasingly as you bite into his neck. A growl emanates from deep within his chest as he lifts you onto the bed, stepping between your legs. He hikes up your dress around your waist, trailing his hands up along your calves as he teases you. His lips skim the inside of your thighs before his mouth found your core.
“Oh fuck, Din.” Your back arches off the bed and your breath hitches as he works his tongue into you. He licks and sucks, your orgasm slowly building up until he fucks hou with his fingers. Your whole body shakes from the force of your orgasm. God his fingers are always better than mine.
Standing up he quickly rids you both of your clothes before crawling up the bed towards you, his lips meeting yours in a searing kiss. “Need you so fucking bad Mesh’la.” He grabs himself in his hand, pumping twice before lining up at your core and thrusting into you.
Gasps and moans fill the room as he works you into oblivion. Sex with Din is always amazing but it’s even better when’s he’s been away. His need for you grows until he can’t take it anymore. “Oh Din…I’m gonna….”
“That’s it Mesh’la, come for your King.” His hips begin to falter as he nears his own release and when you come - your cunt clenching around him, it sends him over the edge. “Maker…maybe that was the one.”
Din gently pulls out and rolls off you, laying beside you on the bed, pulling you close. “The one what?” Din looks taken aback by what you’ve said and you can't help but smile at his confused face. “I know what you meant. Besides, it doesn't matter now.”
Panic is written all over his face as he sits up and stares down at you, “you don’t want to have a baby now?” He is too adorable. “It doesn’t matter because I’m already pregnant.
Din is stunned. Did you say pregnant? “You’re? We’re? I’m gonna be…” Nodding your head you reach up and kiss him softly on the lips - your hand resting on his cheek. “Yes, I’m pregnant. I found out while you were away and I wanted to tell you straight away but then we had that…”
Din stops you with his lips. “I’m gonna be a dad…well again…but we’re gonna have our own baby?”
“Yep, are you happy, my King?”
“Happy? Mesh’la this is amazing news, we’re gonna have a baby,” he says in awe as his hand comes to rest on your stomach. Then as if he’s been hit by lightning, he hops out of bed - nearly falling over as he dresses quickly. “Din, where are you going?”
“I need to announce this, Mesh’La. I have to be off planet again by the end of the week but I’m not leaving without you. I’m never going to be without you again.”
“Din! I’m perfectly fine here. I’ll be safe, as always.”
“No! I want you by my side where you belong. I’m not negotiating this. I love you. Both of you.”
“Don’t you mean the three of us?” He walks around the bed and leans down to kiss you. “How could I forget our first son? He is going to be so happy to have a brother or sister.”
“Better go tell him so.” Din doesn’t wait, he’s out the door in seconds. You sit back against the pillows - hand resting on your stomach. “You are so loved already, my little sun, moon and stars.”
***
Din stayed true to his word - you never left his side. The bigger you got, the worse his protectiveness got but you knew he meant well. He’d been away the last few days - reluctantly leaving you behind, but the planet he was going to was hostile and he didn’t want to endanger you.
You are six months along now as you stand in front of your mirror, running your hand along the new curve of your stomach. It was as if you had grown overnight - a small bump now evident beneath your dress.
“Your majesty, you are glowing,” Luna says as she appears behind you, a smile spreading across her face. “He will want you the minute he sees you like this.” You shake your head laughing as you turn towards her, “you are worse than me, but I hope you’re right,” you say with a wink as you make your way towards the throne room.
You sat listening to local farmers plead for more supplies when the doors to the throne room flew open startling everyone. Dins home. He enters the room, making his way towards you when you stand to greet him; stopping him in his tracks.
With a look of confusion on your face you watch him as he stands still, the visor on his helmet focused on you. Realisation finally dawns on you that he is looking at your now evident bump and you bring your hand to rest upon it. That simple action seems to have broken him from his thoughts as he stands tall and commands everyone to leave, except you.
His gaze remains focused on you as everyone files out of the throne room until it is just you two. Then he rips off his helmet and rushes towards you - his hands coming to rest on your small bump. “Mesh’la, you’re showing.”
“Yes, I swear I’ve popped overnight.” When he finally looks up at you, you see a mixture of joy and lust in his chocolate brown eyes. “Need you, Mesh’la. Can I have you?”
You don’t speak. You can’t. You simply nod your head and then he crashes his lips to yours, pulling at your dress as he does. Within minutes you are both naked, chests heaving as you both stand staring at each other. “So beautiful.”
A blush creeps onto your face as you step towards him. “Are you going to fuck me on your throne again, my King? Fuck me where this all started.”
“No. You’re going to fuck me, my Queen.” Din takes his seat on the throne and pats his thigh as you move towards him slowly. His eyes never leave your bump as you straddle his waist and slowly sink down onto him. “Fuck, mesh’la. I swear you get tighter every time.”
“Enjoy it while it lasts. Oh!” He bucks his hips upwards and you gasp. “Ride me, Mesh’la. Ride your king.” His hands grip your hips as you begin to move above him - hips rocking over him. Sitting up he pulls your nipple into his mouth as he grabs you tight, pushing you down onto him.
“Oh Din I’m…I’m gonna..”
“That’s it Mesh’la…come on my cock. Want to feel you soak me.”
“Fuck oh fuck!” You shudder in his arms as your cunt clenched around him - his trusts becoming erratic- sending him over the edge. “Ngh! Fuck..”
He comes hard coating your walls with a cry of your name. He rests his head between your breasts as he calms his beating heart. Sitting up, he brushes hair off your face and captures your lips in a soft kiss. “Maker, you look beautiful pregnant with my baby. Think I’m gonna keep you pregnant all the time…would you like that, my Queen?”
“I can’t be pregnant all the time…ow!” Din pinches your ass as he grips your hair tightly. “Are you defying your king? Mesh’la, if I want you full of my babe all the time, you won’t have a choice.” Maker you loved when talked dirty.
“Whatever my King desires.”
“Your King desires you again, now turn around. I’m gonna fuck you facing the door, give whoever walks in a good view. Now sing for me, my queen.”
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slvttyplum · 5 days
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no cause i'm going to show these bitches how to send an ask 😊 cause why are they arguing about wanting basic manners 😭
dearest plum 🩷,
can you please grace us with your interpretation of [insert request] through your nimble yet quick fingers, with that amazing sexy brain of yours 🤤🤤
will give you the sloppiest most down bad head even if you ever decide to do (or don't doesn't matter)
yours truly,
a fruit 🤞🥝
LMFAOOOO REALLLL. of course my beautiful fruit [insert request fulfilled]
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hyunsvngs · 7 months
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if u see me acting like a guy w his gf while laying on felix’s tummy nd sniffing and licking his happy trail before giving him the best sloppiest most fulfilling head in the world.. close your eyes 🤞😓
sorry to be me and my heavy body hair kink but licking his happy trail and letting your tongue dive deeper until you're yanking his boxers down, shoving your face into his pubes. he's keening, and you can feel how hard he is against your skin but he needs to wait!! you're appreciating his hair goddamn it!! it's rare that he has a break long enough to let his grow because the little slut (affectionate) is always flashing his fucking abs... he's yummy tho so it's so ok
♡ juno
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blorbocedes · 5 months
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Director’s cut for the sex scene in mrs and mrs smith au!!!
aaaaaaaa! you were the only one who requested a director's commentary 🥹 murder girlcedes my beloved. as per my canon, lesbian lewis, bi4pay nico. as in, she's gay for free but she will fuck a guy if it's relevant for the mission.
there's obv a lot of fun gender stuff happening... nico plays on the sweet innocent blonde trope to get away from being a suspect, lewis is both sexualized and yet invisible when her disguise is literally changing her wig and letting tatts show 😭 ppl r like oh that's a whole different person.
they're going back to the hotel room bc 1. they're crazy insane hot4each other girls but secondly bc they both need an alibi and if worse comes to worse, throw the other under the bus 😳 sorry babe xx
ok now to the sex itself 😙 nico's horny after murder!!! lewis has had a longer journey coming to terms w/ being a lesbian than nico who was like oh I kiss girls and I kiss boys I steal from so they don't notice. lewis suddenly being shy ab having pussy hair is because she doesn't go into a mission with the objective to fuck, she's clean, methodical, in and out. nico is the seductress type, but she usually seduces men she doesn't idgaf ab. hence, she didn't bring her strap w/ her to the work mission.
there's just something ab lewis with her piercings and tattoos and pain tolerance and generally intimidating aura, girls she's with assuming she's a stud, being topped by a tiny blonde with a MISSION that just does it for me 😚😚 girlcedes mr and mrs smith au? absolute wish fulfilment. bc it's brocedes the sex is also like Them, a little violent, trying to bite and shove and bruise and leave each other's mark as if trying to make up for lost time. even if their logical brain reasoning is "I'm just using her as an alibi" the body betrays the desire.......
also just personally, big fan of sex where penetration isn't the priority. ✌️👈👆☝️🤞👅🖖 country girls make do!!!
nico staying instead of running off while lewis is still asleep???? and then they do like u-haul lesbians and go on a backpacking Europe tour ohhhh they're so crazyyyyy. I can't wait to write about their marriage crumbling in 5 or 6 years 😈😈😈
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