Ax: Good morning, Chef! For my presentation today I have prepared something that is very dear to me and my friends.
Chef: Uh. What is. That smell. I mean, please tell me about it.
Ax: When I first created this dish, I did not know what to call it, so I invited all my friends over to sample it and help me come up with an appropriate name.
Ax: They suggested I call it “The Big Nasty”
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good morning, and most importantly,
HAPPY 500 FOLLOWERS!
if you told me i would’ve reached this milestone, i would’ve laughed in your face! it’s a small number to some, something to shrug at, but I’ve never reached 500 followers for anything! like, that’s crazy to me that at least 500 people like my stories and my writing, something i’ve always been very cautious about. it feels good, and i don’t think i’m stopping anytime soon. 💙
usually people have an event for these, but i’m still not sure, HAHA. for now, just do whatever you want! send me an ask about getting to know me, about your fantasies (fluffy, angsty, smutty, idc!), about a request, or simply an ask to motivate me! i will always enjoy interacting with you all nonetheless.
thank you for everyone’s support and i promise i’ll deliver on all those requests soon. 💙
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why am i craving breakfast food. i never crave breakfast food
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i go into the breakroom. smells like bacon
i stand stunned for a moment. theres sizzling
sales and general manager cooking bacon in the breakroom
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Scarlemange def went too far but like bellweather i also see where he was coming from to an extent 😭 he just liked piano and star blankets and fancy things and wanted his family to choose him 😭💀 fucking same
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i want pancakes and orange juice
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Victorian kitchen shenanigans,
well more or less victorian, I’m am not the person for historical accuracy
(yeah ikr it’s crazy ;))))
But yeah, Clarence, Cara and Lucius looking like a heteronormative family doing normal family breakfast things.
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I’m finally fulfilling my Old Fashioned Cupcake, pankcake craving!
They are not souffléd and I lack strawberries, but I do have whipped cream so I’m calling it a win…
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things all the robins were ready for when they began crime fighting: guns, getting shot at, being held at gunpoint
what none of the robins were ready for: 220+ lbs of one Bruce Thomas Wayne jumping on top of them and shielding them whenever bullets start flying
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There’s a note written into my family’s recipe book SPECIFICALLY STATING do not! be tempted to double the pancake recipe! And every year we’re like hmm seems fake. Better double it
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