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snnynatural · 25 days

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she'd name him potato

#𝚃𝙴𝙰𝙼 𝙵𝚁𝙴𝙴 𝚆𝙸𝙻𝙻 . . . post #this bitch has a pug named rolly #has a cow named lulu #wants to pet a hellhound #and now wants a capybara #tf she wants next

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seabeck · 2 months

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Big fucking beaver jaw, almost a whole inch longer than my biggest. Hopefully I can find the skull next time I go back. Also, if you didn’t know, members of the rodent family continuously grow their teeth. If you pull them out of the bone they have a massive root. Near the far end the tooth is very fragile and paper thin but as it moves forward it hardens.

#I really want a capybara skull now..#vulture culture #it’s been so long since I found a non deer or raccoon skull/bone!!

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gojo-stan · 1 year

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They both live in my head 💖

#they do eventually get capybaras!!#this year I wanted to work on more dynamic poses #therefore I will continue to put them in situations!#not right now though... I'm tired #stardew valley #sdv sebastian #stardew valley oc #stardew valley farmer #gojostan doodles

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herbertwest · 3 months

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OOOGH the Build-A-Bear Capybara is back in stock and it has CAPYBARA PAJAMAS

#yes I ordered one and it is going to smell like strawberry #I've never had anything from Build-A-Bear before #I always wanted to go but when I was a kid no one would take me. And I would feel weird going now.#the closest I got was going to the mall with a friend but then they met up with their mom and went to Build-A-Bear without me #just left me in the mall #BUT ANYWAY I ordered my capybara so I'm happy #textual abominations

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yuniper · 2 years

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it's my birthday!

#personal #i have no plans whatsoever lol #i'll just decompose in my room like always and wait for phone calls from relatives i guess 😬#i kind of want to go somewhere but idk #the local zoo has capybaras that i've wanted to see for a while #it's really hot today tho #i'm the same age as vincent valentine now so maybe i'll do what he did at that age and sleep for 30 years

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mavy1 · 7 months

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I absolutely love the reviews on the jellycat website. Just a bunch of people who love their squishy little guys

#i want a new squishy friend so bad why do they have to be so expensive???#they have both a capybara AND a manatee now!!! two of my all time favourite animals!!!

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toastsnaffler · 1 year

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thought I was better today but nvm maybe not :(

#the one handy thing abt being deaf is that bc auditory processing takes so much unconscious effort I can instantly tell when I'm doing bad-#bc itll sound like everyones underwater and my brain won't process speech properly. same thing happens when im v tired or stressed #its like throwing a rock in a well and listening out for the splash... if I can't hear it then I better back away before I fall in #anyway I was lying on the floor and theres a stain on my ceiling that looks kinda like a capybara and I started crying bc its the sort of #thing I wouldve sent a pic of to my ex bc they wouldve found it very silly and cute and anyway I miss them I just want a hug rn :-(#sigh its ok. maybe ill feel better this afternoon im gonna go sort some chores now so I dont have to think abt anything this morning #.diaries #.vent

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e-nonsense · 4 months

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Ok so I absolutely love your batsis stories. But may I ask of you to make one where Batsis smuggles a baby capybara into the manor?

Like in the dead of night brings it home and the 1st person to figure it out is technically Ace then Damian?

If not, that's fine.

pairing. Batfamily x batsis!reader

summary. Reader smuggles (and fails) her new pet into the manner.

warnings. swearing, jason Todd. NOT PROOFREAD

authors notes. i feel like I’m known for my batsis works and thank youuuu i genuinely enjoy writing batsis. capybara’s are lowkey kinda cute. How did I forget to post this?

wc. 0.?k

You shrieked nearly silently as you tried to hush Ace’s barks and growls at the fuzzy small animals in your arms. You shuffle as silently as possible, as it was an hour past midnight. Ace’s growling was making hard though.

The animal in your arms was fast asleep thankfully, you ran up the stairs, skipping steps as you went up. You made it to your room quickly, shutting the door just as soon as Ace made it in as well.

Your room was neat, the back wall was a bookshelf, filled to the brim with not your books but Jason’s. As your older brother spent most of his time brooding in your room.

You dimmed the lights so it wasn’t too bright for the animal in your arms, Ace growled at it again before jumping onto your bed claiming his spot on the comfortable mattress.

A knock on your door startled you, “ukhti?” His title for you in Arabic came through the door. “Are you awake?”

Swearing under your breath you placed the baby capybara on your bed, hiding it behind a pillow. Ace growled again and you glared at him, the brave dog looked down and pretended to sleep in response.

Creaking your bedroom door open and looking down at your little brother’s tan face, “hi Dami. What can I do for you?”

“Ace was barking,” he murmured, half asleep. Tonight was one of the few nights he stayed back from patrol.

“Oh, yeah he was just..” you shrugged, huffing at the unamused look on the boys face. “No use lying to you huh,” you snorted, stepping aside for him to enter.

“But you gotta keep it a secret,” he raises a brow but nods in agreement.

“Okay.”

You moved to your bed lifting the pillow to reveal the sleeping baby capybara. You grinned sheepishly as you stroked its fur.

“We are keeping it,” Damian nodded. “No matter what Father and Pennyworth say.”

You raised a brow in amusement before agreeing.

The two of you spent the next hour and a half fighting over names for the capybara before deciding to get a second opinion when Jason stormed in swearing at Bruce.

He froze and stared at you and Damian. “What the fuck is that?” He pointed to the capybara. He didn’t like the look you and Damian shared, now he was sat on your bed, a book open in front of him.

“This is bullshit,” he huffed boredly, eyes scanning over the words on the page. The position he was sat in comfortable, you and Damian had fallen asleep on him and now he was stuck between the two of you.

A week had passed since that night and the three of you hid the capybara — “Jason Jr” you had decided much to Damian’s disappointment — hidden from Bruce. Your other siblings pitching in after they found out.

One morning you were all sitting at the dinning table, a rare occurrence considering your family. The room was quiet while Bruce eyed you and Damian.

“So. Either of you want to explain this?” He asks, pointing at Alfred, who’s carrying your capybara.

You and Damian share a glance before you offer Bruce a sheepish smile. “It’s a long story?”

“We have time,” Bruce says leaning back in his seat.

There was no story, truthfully you just saw it and thought it was cute, but that didn’t stop you from fabricating a lie.

#I put zero effort into this #I’m sorry #bruce wayne x daughter!reader #batsis reader #batsis x batfam #enzo writes [📝]

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alchemicaladarna · 2 months

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I don't want to be sad anymore, so personally, I don't think Pomme and Dapper are dead.

One, it doesn't really feel right to say they died after the admins left, for very valid reasons obviously. Like idk, it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

Two, there's so much potential you can do with their stories after the fact, than just say "oh their characters died. The end."

So here's what I think happened:

Dapper and Pomme found a very ancient and powerful spell they used to escape the island. How did they do it? That's up to interpretation, but Dapper is the son of a demon/fallen angel, the grim reaper himself. She's also a highly skilled occultist. I think between her and Pomme, they would find some powerful sorcery that helped them escape.

Also as a side note, Pomme has the most amount of non-human parents. I imagine she's very powerful herself.

So, they open a rift in the island's barrier and Dapper and Pomme break the tether that binds them to whatever is keeping everybody on Quesadilla Island and escape through some kind of portal that opens up to the other side of the world. Of course, they are still only children and the spell can only do so much. Unfortunately, only they manage to escape, so they can only hope that they'll see their dad and their family again someday.

Another sidenote: I don't think the capybaras are bound to the island, so when the rift opened, they noticed Pomme and Dapper leaving. Two capybaras, Alexandre and Dansir, went with the two kids and eventually found them- keeping them safe and guarding them from the dangers of the world during their travels.

Whether Bad knows about the spell and helped them escape is another thing that's up to interpretation. But you know, there's still the angst of him being alone in the house now. All he can hope for is that one day he'll see his kids again one day, and have faith that they're taking care of themselves, and are doing alright in the world.

Some ghosties followed them, so Pomme and Dapper can still communicate with Bad via Ghostie telepathy maybe? Ghostie telephone? Ghostie mind link?? In other words, Lumi and Shade appear in Bad's chat sometimes XD.

So yeah, my personal headcanon is that Dapper and Pomme are out there, exploring the world and researching everything about magic and science. Anything that can help them destroy the Federation and free their family from the evil clutches of those keeping them there, so that they may be with their loved ones once again.

It's not a goodbye. It's just the beginning of a new chapter for Dapper and Pomme. It's like when the main character of a movie or smth journeys out of their hometown to explore the world, become stronger, and defeat the great evil once and for all!!

This is my canon now, and the photo that inspired this post lmao.

#qsmp #qsmp dapper #qsmp pomme #qsmp badboyhalo #yeaaaa i just dont like thinking that they just died yk? personally it's kind of a disservice to their characters #like Dapper and Pomme have so much more potential that Lumi and Shade or fans can explore in fics or in posts like this #dapper the egg #pomme the egg #badboyhalo

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mochinomnoms · 4 months

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Not a request just wanting to share thoughts

Just thinking about Jade and Floyd meeting mc for the first time and expecting the usual them being scared but instead mc is just looking up at them with a blank stare. Then mc just says "I like your teeth. They're cool."

Instant attachment. Little human just casually compliments them, isn't intimidated, and likes the teeth others find scary? They want to poke and prod and see how mc reacts to other things too but mc is just so chill like capybara levels of chill.

Floyd bites their arm? Mc just pats his head. Jade offers a strange looking mushroom? Mc will eat it if Jade eats it too.

At first the tweels go to Mc to bother and pester them and Mc is just like "oh hey what up" but eventually Mc starts going to them. Mc just walks up to one of them, bites their hand, and walks away (or tries to walk away). Or Mc just handing them stuff Mc snacks they'd like, goldfish Crackers for Floyd maybe and those chocolate Crackers in the shape of mushrooms for Jade.

I have that capybara song tuck in my head now 💀

I think Jade would be most fascinated by a lax MC, while Floyd might get interested at first, but then get bored when their reactions become repetitive.

They do get delight when MC bites at them and tries to walk away. Floyd is clutching at them, rambling off about cute shrimps and affections. Jade's asking if he is able to reciprocate, after all why should he be the only one with a bite mark?

#mochi asks #twisted wonderland #twst #jade leech #floyd leech

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thanotaphobia · 7 months

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hello pissa nation, i'm here to declare that i'm actually in charge of canon now and this is what happens ty xo

CROSS POSTED TO AO3

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Missa comes back to grab his backpack he left and finds Phil in the kitchen.

It’s an accident– he would’ve thought at this time of night the other would be asleep, but he’s wrong. The light hadn’t even been on. Phil had just been sitting in the dark, and Missa had shrieked long and loud when he’d flipped on the lanterns and found him perched on a stool staring at nothing in the dark.

Once he’s recovered from his heart attack, Missa has at least enough decorum to cough and ask: “Why are you awake?”

“Why are you here?” Phil immediately fires back, and that’s when Missa clocks into the fact something is very, very wrong.

Philza looks like a mess. His hair is loose and limp, framing a face that looks gaunter than Missa remembers it being. The eyebags he’s sporting are truly impressive. His wrists look strangely thin where they lie on the countertop, fingers clasped in a knot of knuckles. Phil looks like he hasn’t eaten or slept well in weeks. The tone of voice he uses with Missa is all wrong, edges and sharp angles and accusing words.

“I left– my bag,” Missa says. He shuffles to the side where he had dropped it earlier and forgotten it before dipping and getting distracted by the capybaras. “The last of my things.”

“The last?” Phil asks, and it’s like the last piece of twine holding him together snaps. “So you’re gone, then. For good.”

“Not from the island,” Missa says. “Just– I’m useless, I know you don’t want me here, it’s not like I’m doing anything for you.” Plus whenever I’m around you I go a little crazy stupid, he doesn’t say. He can only avoid Phil for so long– maybe this conversation was a while coming. “I haven’t lived here in a long time. And with Chayanne gone, I don’t see why–”

“Why you have to stay?” Phil asks, then laughs. It’s grating, abrasive. Missa winces.

“He’s not here anymore,” he says. The reminders of Chayanne hurt. They hurt like nothing Missa’s ever felt before. The memories come flooding in unbidden, of warm mornings making breakfast in this very kitchen, wandering around the top of the wall. Chayanne is written into the cracks and corners of this house and that’s fine, but Missa knows he can’t stay here with Phil in the same way they’ve been for the past few months. Not without something changing.

“And so you leave,” Phil says, nodding. “Okay, cool. I see– I get it. It’s fine.”

“I mean…” Missa slings on his backpack. “Are you sure? You don’t look–”

“It’s fine,” Phil repeats. Missa is about ready to run, but something makes him linger and slow down, stepping back towards the door. But Phil doesn’t say anything, just stares at the mess of his own hands. Missa takes another step back, and another.

“Bye,” he offers softly. Phil doesn’t answer, and so after another agonizing moment of waiting, Missa turns. In the same second, his heart shatters.

And then–

"No, stop," Phil says, and Missa pauses in the doorway. The pieces of his heart record-scratch on their way to the floor, and slowly– very slowly– start to rewind back upwards. "I don't–"

When Missa looks back at him, Phil is breathing hard, like he's just run a long way. Neither of them move. The words come out next ragged and scratchy, torn out in fits and bursts between teeth. "I don't want you to leave. The house is– so quiet, with them gone."

It's cruel, but Missa doesn't say anything for a moment. Just lets the silence sit between them.

"I think I'm going crazy," Phil says next, clearly nearing desperation. “I keep finding things. Seeing things. I take pictures, but they disappear. I try to show someone, it’s gone. I’m being fucking messed with, Missa, and I can’t– I can’t do this anymore. I can’t be alone.”

“What changed?” Missa asks. He still hasn’t crossed the threshold yet, caught inside. He feels a little bit like a fly trying to escape a glue trap. Like there might be an inevitable conclusion despite his efforts.

“I don’t know,” Phil says, burying his face into his hands and letting out one long whoosh of air. “I don’t– I just can’t do it anymore.”

The glue constricts. Missa feels his throat tighten, his eyes smart. The backpack that had felt so secure on his shoulders just a minute ago loosens, and then slips to the floor. He sets it down gently, taking a few short, quiet steps to where Phil sits on the stool. He hesitates, but only for a moment– Phil is clearly putting himself out there right now. Missa thinks this might be the first time he's seen his husband so honest, so distraught, and it’s that which gives him courage to do the same. He reaches out and catches Phil’s elbow in his hand, the other one reaching up to draw one of Phil’s hands away from his face. He’s surprised to see tears silently falling down Phil’s cheeks, but neither of them say anything for another long second. Missa just holds his arm and Phil looks back.

“I love you,” Missa says. He says it slowly, purposefully. The translator won’t miss a word this time. “Do you know that?”

“Yeah,” Phil says. His fingers grip Missa’s hand, firm and unyielding.

“No, no,” Missa says. He doesn’t think Phil gets it. He changes his grip, makes it so he’s the one holding Phil for a change. “I love you. Do you get it?”

Phil nods imperceptibly, just the briefest shake of his head. “I know.”

“Then why don’t you say anything?”

“I’m not–” Phil stutters, stops, and then starts again. “I’m bad at…”

“Nothing,” Missa interrupts. He feels strangely calm, weirdly in control. This is a situation he can handle and Phil can’t. It’s not something they’ve run into together before. “You’re bad at nothing and good at everything, Philza. You are strong. It’s part of why I love you.”

Slowly, Phil leans forward. He inches closer until he’s collapsed almost entirely against Missa, his head resting on Missa’s shoulder and staining his jacket with tears. Missa doesn’t let go of his hand or his elbow, cradling him and supporting him as he goes nearly limp. There’s a hot brush of air against his upper arm as Phil says, “I need you.”

It’s a strange feeling, to know you’re needed by the one man on the server who doesn’t need anything, ever. The man who forgave you for running, who treated you with kindness you probably didn’t deserve, the man who has saved your life a hundred times over. The same man who killed a code monster and raised two kids without so much as complaining once needs Missa, the sad sack of an absentee dad who can barely hold a sword right.

I need you is as close as you can get to love with a man like that, Missa thinks. He’ll take it. He tightens his grip on Phil’s arm and kisses the side of his head ever so softly, pressing his nose to the top of his hair and inhaling.

“I won’t go,” he says. He feels the sob more than he hears it, the shuddering that wracks Phil’s whole body, and moves one hand to rub his back in gentle circles. He breathes and makes a promise: “I’ll stay.”

#pissa #qsmp #q!philza #q!missa #philza #missasinfonia #my writing

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missycolorful · 6 months

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It's important to remember that the Antarctic Empire, and therefore SMP Earth, is essentially canon to QSMP. (as far as I'm aware) (it definitely will be for this post, so shhh)

Think about all the destruction, mayhem, and cruel things Philza did on SMPE. How nothing held him back. He committed so many war crimes with a damn smile on his face. As part of the Antarctic Empire, he took over the world.

And if SMP Earth Philza is also q!Philza, then it's interesting to see how much has changed since the old days. How, before being thrust into Purgatory, he's been chill and minding his own business. Never really got into conflicts, never caused mayhem or destruction. The only exceptions are two occasions: a) when he returned to the eggs being missing, and he lava casted the Presidential Building, and b) at the Guy Fawkes event.

(Which as I'm typing this I'm realizing. The Guy Fawkes day was an event set the day before things went to hell. An event designed to create mass destruction. An event in which the capybaras gave Philza all the power and control, to blow up with so many stacks of TNT. and Philza fucking loved it. Perhaps to just give us a taste of what's to come.)

But anyway! Philza hasn't really delved into chaos on this server all that much. And even in the beginning of Purgatory, what he has been saying about the Red Team being underdogs is true. They weren't off to a great start; the first day and a half were hell! And yes, he only killed in self defense. He didn't trust the eye worth shit. And of course, he didn't want to hurt anyone. And I'm sure that is still true.

But as time as gone on, as the days have passed, the underdog statement just isn't the case now, as they've embraced what has made them strong, even if they are lacking in other places (i.e. not a lot of PVP players, no enchanted equipment). And they've done some questionable stuff. The situation with q!Rivers, for example. And also one I don't see mentioned which, I think was Day 8? When Phil just. Stole a saddle and a stack of potatoes from Blue Team's base while he was taking/replanting their crops. But still, Philza wants to justify these actions. "It's the bolas way." "it was for a quest" "we did this cause this." He wants to believe that what he's doing isn't bad, because he's just trying to survive in purgatory, right? Philza is a survivalist, this is how he survives.

Then we had today, where Philza's intense gameplay shined. He fought so many people in PVP, didn't even take a second to hold back, used his impressive minecraft skills to work his way to Green's base, and he killed the statue. He went wild today. Just imagine, Philza, wearing the Bolas gas mask, descending upon you with a sword, with no mercy. No, not just Philza, but the Angel of Death.

I think this is what Purgatory wants out of him. Right? Because clearly, Purgatory wants to bring the worst out of everyone.

I also think the reason that q!Phil tries to justify so much of his actions isn't simply ruled as hypocrisy (though it's a bit, in a way) or, in meta, born from self deprecation. No, there's something more to it.

It's because Philza does not want to be corrupted by Purgatory. He refuses to accept that it's dragging him to a dark place. A familiar place, even. I genuinely believe that Philza simply does not want to be like how he was all those years ago. Destructive and cruel. He doesn't want to go back. He's not like that anymore. He's a better person now. He doesn't want to hurt people, and I absolutely believe that. That's different, though, than saying I won't.

#qsmp #philza #missy rambles #qsmp purgatory #i finally figured out why all the posts simply calling q!phil's actions hypocritical bothered me #like they are I don't think that was the problem #it's really because there's more to all of thissomething darker

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fredwkong · 9 months

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Hey that dog story was absolutely amazing but I’m still serious what would’ve happened had he chosen capybara

Hey could you please post the story of the capybara, it sounds super hot

The morning after he picks the Capybara card, Eric wakes up spooning Blair from behind. Was he always taller than him? It’s not important. He remembers now. He had so much trouble sleeping, he came down and knocked on Blair’s door until he answered with a sleepy hello. Is it so wrong to want to be around his friend?

Eric can feel his cock leaking gently onto Blair’s bare ass. Wow, he can’t believe he hasn’t fucked Blair yet. Blair definitely deserves it, he’s been such a good friend. Eric lubes up his fingers with his precum and gets to work opening Blair up.

Blair squirms in his sleep, and finally wakes up when Eric slides his cock into Blair’s sexy ass. He groans, not quite fully awake as Eric starts to pound him. The two boys cum together, and Eric collapses on top of Blair, feeling suddenly heavier.

When they go to clean themselves off, Blair stares at Eric in shock. “Dude, since when do you have so much muscle?”

“I dunno,” says Eric, shrugging his thick shoulders. “Must’ve hit my growth spurt.”

Eric and Blair spend the whole day together, but in the evening Eric starts itching to do something. “I wanna meet new people,” he says, squirming. “C’mon, let’s go to the gym.”

Blair only follows because Eric doesn’t seem to like being left alone, but he finds himself enjoying the gym. Eric chats up every guy he sees, complimenting them and asking for advice. He’s incredibly personable, his eyes sparking with genuine interest whenever they say something, even if most of what they talk about is increasingly dumb bro stuff. He seems to grow thicker with every rep, but at the same time his pretty face keeps looking dumber and dumber.

Each day, Eric hangs around with Blair and goes to the gym. He skips his summer classes—they were getting pretty hard anyway—to plan a party with all his new friends on Thursday. That night, they cram a dozen gym boys, Eric, and Blair into the dorm common room. After a few hours of drinking and horsing around, Eric realises that his cock is feeling kind of leaky, so he goes up to Blair and pulls down his pants without a second thought.

It’s like a switch has been flipped. As Blair works to milk a thick load out of Eric, Eric’s bros sit and watch, tenting their shorts. Eric has such an aura of dumb friendliness that they don’t even find it weird to start kissing and groping each other, until finally the whole party spills back into Eric’s dorm room to strip and keep playing.

Eric wakes up in a blissed out pile of his friends, a couple of hands already stroking his leaky cock, and barely has the smarts left to realise that the box of cards isn’t anywhere to be seen.

#male transformation #mental change #answered ask #muscle tf #dumber tf #male tf #1000 follower party #broification #all fwkong

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puppetmaster13u · 8 months

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Prompt 30

DC prompt where the heroes get magically cursed or changed into animals for a bit. Chaos of course reigns while they are so- though the magician regrets their actions. Wonder Woman is scary enough, but instead of being something small she’s now a very big bear who isn’t happy. Robin? He’s now a goose with a sword and he’s not afraid to continue to use it. Marvel is happily a giant tiger who- oh no now all seven of the marvels are big cats who can apparently still call down lightning. For some reason they change between big cats and domestic ones, but maybe it’s just something wrong with the spell??

The magician had no chance, even if some were far smaller and less scary creatures. Honestly, who expected a hare to be able to break someone's kneecaps? The villains sure didn’t but here they are, getting defeated when they thought it would be easier to defeat the heroes now that they don’t have opposable thumbs. Well, most don’t, that raccoon somehow found a gun and knows how to use it..

The one issue the heroes find after fixing everything? They can apparently still turn into animals, sometimes at less than opportune times unless they can learn how to control it.

Ideas for who is what? (honestly just ideas, do whatever you want lol)

Superman= Bull Batman= Capybara Wonderwoman= Brown Bear Flash= Hare Aquaman= Elephant Green Arrow= Squirrel Black Canary= Chihuahua Cyborg= Crocodile Green Lantern= Husky Hawkwoman= Golden Eagle Martian Manhunter= Gliding Lizard

Captain Marvel= Tiger/Tabby Miss Marvel= Leopard/Mau Blue Marvel= Jaguar/Bengal Silver Marvel= Puma/Ragdoll Green Marvel= Lion/Laperm Purple Marvel= Caracle/Munchkin

Nightwing= Falcon Robin= Goose Red Hood= Raccoon Red Robin= Hedgehog Kid Flash= Cheetah Superboy= Flying Squirrel Arsenal= Elk Miss Martian= Flying Lemur

Bonus DP Crossover: Danny= Snow Leopard Ellie= Polar Bear Tucker= Sandpiper Sam= Vine Snake

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anonymous-dentist · 10 months

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Guys, q!Cellbit isn’t a sleeper agent, he was literally blackmailed. If he didn’t do all of this, his son would die. He didn’t have a choice, and it wasn’t because he had some secret urge to do Cucurucho’s bidding.

Take a step back and put yourself into his shoes and think: Would I let my son die because I want to fight back against an unknown, possibly malicious force capable of breaking invisibly into my home and killing my entire family in its sleep?

Cellbit loves puzzles. He loves solving puzzles. He loves fighting against corrupt authority figures in secret. He loves his family more. I’m not convinced that he wouldn’t willingly become an agent if it meant keeping his son and the rest of the Favela Five + his husband + Jaiden safe. He would kill for them- something that he has made clear he would never do again (unless Roier asks him to ofc) because he’s so filled with regret over his traumatic past that it drips out of him like a wet towel. Let alone die for them.

Imagine you’re a father of a son with one life remaining out of a maximum of two. An unknown force tells you to solve these puzzles, or your son will die. You can’t tell anyone, or you think your son will die. Only one other person knows, and he’s your literal husband, and you don’t tell him until the investigation is more or less over. But still, your son might die, and your husband might get himself killed following you through the investigation. So.

Cellbit had to juggle the weight of his son’s life with the weight of the investigation itself and the weight of the lives of all his friends and family, because he didn’t know if he was about to have to do another secret infiltration arc or something because he couldn’t tell them anything.

Of course he wouldn’t be questioning as many things as he normally would, he literally couldn’t. His family could’ve been killed. He was desperate, and so he was a little sloppier than he normally would’ve been, though not by much.

He was devastated when he took the elevator down into his office in the Federation catacombs. Right beneath his house. He didn’t speak the whole time, and all he really had to say afterwards was a tired and angry, “I guess I’m employee of the month…”

The Federation is under his home. Watching. Even if they tricked him this time, he knows now that they might not trick him again. Next time, it could be a direct order like what q!Fit has been getting as a fellow Federation employee. And Cellbit won’t be able to refuse then, either, because what if they kill Richarlyson this time? They threatened to do it last time, what says they wouldn’t do so again?

The Federation lost control of Cellbit months ago when he broke out of containment with q!Felps. He wasn’t their sleeper agent for the election because they literally killed him once using the capybaras, and then they tried killing him the second time and only failed because he managed to kill himself first. He’s their employee still, but they can’t get him to actually do anything for them because he broke out of the mind control using the power of his love (or whatever) for Felps. The white streak in his hair isn’t a sign, it’s because he’s emo and the cc thought, and still thinks, that it looks cool.

There’s only one way to coerce a guy like this, and it’s through literal actual threats. His son, his family, living under his house, all of it is a big sign saying ‘Remember, you still work for us’. And, whether he likes it or not, Cellbit does.

#qsmp #q!cellbit #qsmp meta #I’ve been seeing a lot of these posts about him being a double agent or whatever and it’s actually wrong lol #think of it from literally any other perspective than ‘I want this’

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kadextra · 10 months

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I think it’s undeniable that a major character trait of q!Foolish is how much he desires to be special.

( character analysis time! :D )

q!Foolish constantly chases rare items and special things that nobody else has, and wants them for himself:

The second he saw the flying cloud he said he’d do almost anything to have it. When he saw what the rare sunbird was, he worked hard to finally catch one. He was sooooo attached to his first gun, and was very upset when it got taken from him- even saying that part of his personality was taken along with it

And q!Foolish always wants to obtain a status that’s special, to be friends with special people:

He wanted to be KELP - King Emperor Lord President. He tried for months to be Cucurucho’s best friend, an entity he believes is special and powerful. He got envious of Jaiden seeming to be more preferred by them: “why do you get special treatment from Cucurucho all the time and not me?” and felt one-sidedly betrayed when Cucurucho didn’t reciprocate the friendship. Immediately afterwards he recovered by wanting to become the code entity’s friend, another entity that is special.

When he lost all provisional lives and KELP along with it, he was sad for a moment but again quickly recovered by remembering his friendship with the capybaras, who are more special entities, and decided to be their KOC - King of Capybaras.

q!Foolish is a character who’s constantly chasing after what he views as being special. why? Is it purely for the way it makes him feel, for what he can gain doing it? or is there a deeper reason- is he trying to prove himself or cope with something? maybe it’s part of the character’s backstory we don’t know?

Either way, it’s getting intense now because the Federation has identified this trait in him and knows exactly how to use it.

Cucurucho, who didn’t reciprocate the friendship before is suddenly calling Foolish their friend out of nowhere, just like he’d wanted. And convincing him to work for the Federation because he’s so special and unique, he’s different from everyone else, he’s the only one for this position!

Cleverly appealing to his desires by using Mr Mustard’s disappearance as motivation, that’s his favorite capybara and he wants to be the King of Capybaras after all. Then finally, handing him a shiny gold badge that nobody else on the island has.

It’s emotional and psychological manipulation tactics that the Federation has shown they’re great at, and q!Foolish is being affected by it.

What’s gonna happen when he’s pulled so deep into the Federation’s web he can no longer see the red blinking sign of ESCAPE?

#hehehe THIS IS SO SPICYYY I love the drama #q!Foolish is such an interesting character im so excited to see where all this takes him #qsmp #qsmp foolish #qsmp character analysis #the federation took his gun and made him sad only to give it back in a way that suited them that’s also manipulation #text post

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