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idontgotopartiesanymore · 3 months

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i am, first and foremost, a callum ilott fan

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critterbitter · 5 months

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Pov: you’re eelektross and while you can’t distinguish individual words of the human lexicon, you sure understand the vibes (and the vibes are not to your favor).

Also an emmet that’s perfectly normal about his joltiks:

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spacedace · 8 months

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Jon, Kon, Tim and Damian all chatting, and start musing on their various anxieties about going dark side and how they would stop each other.

Elle wanders in and only catches the last bit where Jon and Damian are referencing world domination and is just like:

Elle: Oh, are we going dark side? Who do you guys need me to fight? I can body just about anyone in the League but I'm pretty sure Batman had some tricks up his sleeve to deal with me so we'll have to account for that. I know you guys aren't gonna want to kill anyone in your families, but I'm pretty sure I could alter the nightmare dimension to be less, you know, nightmare-y while still keeping it inescapable so that's an option -

Jon: W h a t

Damian: We are not going "dark side" Nightingale...probably.

Jon: Definitely! Definitely no dark side!

Elle, relieved: Oh thank the Ancients, that was gonna be such a bummer

Tim: Jesus Christ you didn't even hesitate

Kon: You didn't even need any kind of justification. Did you just hear Jon say "take over the world" and that was all you needed???

Elle: I mean, yeah? I wouldn't be happy about it but I'm not just gonna let Jolly and Day go and take over the world without me.

Jon: I'm not sure if I should feel touched or worried...

Damian: Are you seriously saying your loyalty to us is greater than your duty to the world?

Elle: Day I would crack the universe in half and devour the souls everyone who ever so much mildly inconvenienced you two if you asked.

Tim & Kon: *fear.jpg*

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #kon el kent #kon kent #connor kent #tim drake #jon el kent #jon lane kent #jon kent #damian wayne #dani phantom #danielle phantom #elle phantom #super serious chaos #the scariest part for Tim & Kon is the realization that all 3 of them are equally ride or die for each other #completely unhinged and devoted to each other #tim & kon are also secretly happy to know their little brothers' girlfriend cares about them so much #elsewhere bruce is frantically updating his files and trying to figure out how to account for this

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starry-bi-sky · 3 months

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rewriting my childhood friends jason and danny post be like: “how do i better convey that jason is also as “ride or die” in this friendship with danny as danny is,,,” (while still being from danny's point of view)

“Oh i know!” *turns 85 degrees towards Danny* “:) im going to hurt you”

#dpxdc #dp x dc #cfau #dead on main #imo my original post didn’t convey that well just how equally unhinged jason is towards danny as danny is to jason #like this is not one sided it is mutual ‘i will lose my shit if anything happens to you’ behavior folks #and i didnt think it shows that well in the og post since its all from danny’s pov #but i’ve added a few parts - albeit kinda subtle in some areas - that hint or show that jason is about the same amount as feral #as danny. the biggest obvious one to me is this scene where he gets hurt. kinda spoilers kinda not since i dont say how he gets hurt

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emmathompsonegot · 10 months

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People out there with their “Wilson is insane” manifestos as if the first thing he Ever does on the show isn’t lie to House that a patient is his cousin so that he’ll treat her because he knows that “please… 🥺 for me?” has a 100% success rate

#like they really get right to it with him #i guess it’s possible that people interpreted this as a Sweet gesture #and not the equal and opposite unhinged behavior it actually is #house md #mine

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luminarai · 6 months

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the rest of the world more or less: we’ll call this type of trousers jeans, denims, or a variant thereof

danish & spanish: :)

the rest of the world: wh—

danish & spanish: ~*COWBOY PANTS*~

#languages #language tag #I think there’s one other country that calls them ‘texans’ which is equally and delightfully unhinged #and don’t get me started on the Dutch no idea what’s going on there #anyway I just looked it up and I thought it was amazing that Danish and Spanish apparently just went fuck the rest of y’all COWBOY PANTS

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thejasontoddarchives · 7 months

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Batman #650 (2006)

Batman and Red Hood (2011-) #20

Red Hood and the Outlaws (2016-) #25

“Bruce works out so he can carry Jason around like a baby” he is dragging him by the broken edge of the boy’s helmet, knuckles digging into his eyes. He is definitely strong enough to carry him but that’s not the point. He thinks Jason deserves this.

Task Force Z #6 (2022)

Catwoman (2018-) #57

Bruce and his habit of flattening his son onto the ground and standing on top of him like a lion does to its prey, while saying degrading things.

Batman (2016-) #138

And would you look at that. He finally lowered himself to face Jason. After rendering him completely powerless.

#definitely not cowardly at all!!#so far anytime somebody said Bruce is being ooc in the Jason tag I made a post like this #I’d argue Jason is too capable to let this happen every single time #but yeah have this I guess #his way of reminding Jason that he’s below him and always will be #what was it that Alfred said to Bruce in under the red hood?#right. ‘The son has not surpassed the father.’#some instances are more unhinged than others but more or less the rhetoric is the same #aside from how it’s a generally shitty way to treat your kid #it isn’t a good look considering how so much of Jason’s story is riddled with casual classism #but also I guess this goes to show it’s never been an equal/fair fight #not because Jason isn’t good/skilled enough it’s not about that #it’s because Bruce never ever intends to be fair #‘you can’t be allowed to make your own decisions’ is what he has always been pushing so it makes perfect sense #that this is what it culminated in #this is why I never agreed with the framing of Jason & Bruce’s disagreement as fair because this has always been the underlying ideology #jason todd #red hood #dc #under the red hood #red hood and the outlaws #task force z #gotham war

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anyachristinaemmanuellajenkins · 1 year

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My God, It’s Full of Stars by Tracy K Smith

#lottie/tai parallels are like what if there were two girls who could see beyond the veil #and reacted to that awful knowledge in completely opposite but equally unhinged directions and i was like COOL #this will be the only thing i think about forever :)#yellowjackets #yellowjacketsedit #yellowjackets meta #lottie matthews #taissa turner #my edits #my meta

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snackugaki · 1 year

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...man, i hate squawking in the text field, but the tags cannot contain me on this

ok so i’m a normal amount of normal about this. absolutely.

however...

i am also unattended and so my actions will prove why that is probably not great.

anyway, i love monikers, nom de plumes, sobriquets, y’know, pseudonyms if you will, code names even. 8D y’wanna know how I came up with them??????//?

okay okay okay, so! I will (until someone comes for me, but no one will ‘cuz y’all are cowards, I say, knowing my childhood nostalgia is doing a lot of the heavy lifting in my affection for Next Mutation but also i love camp) acknowledge and self-impose the title of Next Mutation trash lover as a disclaimer for why I’m gonna do another quick run down of Venus’ origin again. but a quick skim because a bitch is losing against her insomnia demon rn.

now, a lot of the kids know that Venus = magic, in general. however, at least to me, intentionally or not Venus was more portrayed like a daoist... ‘magician’ of sorts, but less in a real world daoist sense and more of a cultivator in the xianxia genre sort of way. granted she wears the taijitu (yin yang symbol) and literally showed the boys her box of herbal medicine (and one dessicated vampire heart lololol). and now that I mentioned all of that, I can segue into why I gave her “White Snake” as a code name-- in that I chose it after Bai Suzhen/Bai Shejing which now that my insomnia riddled mind is typing it out... my reasoning is actually pretty shallow, they both cultivate technically speaking, both work with herbal medicine and they just wanna help people. also just ‘cuz IDW has Venus wearing white now.

wao. thassit ig welp

jennika’s I just futz around with her name like jennika jenn i ka jen nika nikaaa niko niki nike nike like the greek goddess of victory. great. ok cool now ochre? no, mustard? no, gold? yes, ok nike gold it is lolz

‘cuz I was following the formula like in the show, Purple Knight, Yellow Submarine, Red King, Orange Pawn, Blue... something, Rook? Bishop? idk lemme alone but also there’s only so many chess pieces so I kept the color coding at least

then just asked tychou for what they’d think Mona Lisa’s code name’d be for as much as Venus and Jennika are my girls, Mona Lisa’s tychou’s.

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jekyllnahyena · 1 year

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Simon may not have learned anything new here, but he didn’t need the reminder to be so public.

(courtesy of me seeing a small clip of one of the most insane arm bar take downs and going ‘that’s hot’)

#simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #ghostsoap #like the technique is insane and prob not all that useful but its so fucking cool #perfect combo of height difference usage n speed n unhinged madness i love it #so of course soap would be someone that would try that shit #reg is on the side going equally 'fuck i wish that were me' and cackling her ass off #ajekyllsart #ajekyllsunhingesketch #needed to doodle this

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andorerso · 7 months

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always thinking about Jyn choosing to die with Cassian despite not being critically injured instead of like… trying to find a way to survive. after like a few days of knowing him? their codependency is insane. idk what they'd be like if they actually had the chance to know and love each other, but I just know they wouldn't wanna live without each other

#and it's funny because i see people sometimes say that jyn would handle his death better or whatever #and i respectfully but very strongly disagree #the girl who was abandoned by everyone? who had everyone she loved die? you'd think she'd handle it better? nah #they're equally unhinged about each other and they would equally be destroyed #and you know what? i love it #they both deserve to be loved that much by someone #me at 3am unable to sleep #im kinda writing a fic about this actually #shut up sissi #rebelcaptain

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soraka-in-warhammer40k · 22 hours

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Recent grimdank memery has reinforced my belief that the only reason BigE did not make any Lady Primarchs (that we know of) and subsequently Lady Astartes was that he was genuinely scared of them.

Imagine an entire legion of people like Calladayce Kesh or Bayezara Aggonades. Either they wipe themselves out on the spot or become the most dangerous force in the galaxy. One insane transhuman woman is an individual outlier. Two insane ones are hinting towards a pattern...

#warhammer 40k #wh40k #adeptus custodes #i love the idea that with the custodes gender roles are essentially reversed #they are equal in strenght but the ladies are just so much more dangerous due to being completly unhinged

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starage · 9 months

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hawke/varric is literally insane. wdym he gives everyone a nickname except for them?? wdym he follows them everywhere regardless of the choices hawke makes?? wdym he puts his neck on the executioner’s block again and again in order to keep hawke safe and away from the inquisition?? and u can’t even kiss him once smh

#da2 #hawke #varric tethras #hawke x varric #like…… the potential #and it’s not going to hit the same if he’s romancable in a future game bc no one’s ever coming close to the hawke varric dynamic #<- this is not against hawke varric friendship btw i’m equally unhinged about that

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redstonedust · 1 year

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having a normal one today

#this is equally unhinged with or without context i think

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the-lemonaut · 3 months

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I adore @aroacesetitoff's Gum Gum design so much I couldn't rest until I drew it (with minor changes, hope you don't mind). The star motifs are so lovely 🌸

#tftsd #tftsd gum gum #you might think he's my favorite with how much i've drawn him #but i love all 4 Infinights equally i promise lol #i just think he's extremely cute if a bit unhinged #also i literally gave him a tooth gap just to see what it looks like and forgot to erase it oopsie #it's fun though #my art

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spidergrotto · 5 months

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throw out the field trip trope and introduce the peter parker doesn’t like the idea of zoo’s gets really emotional at the concept of keeping animals contained starts wondering if he’s betraying his animal kind by letting them sit in zoo’s and subsequently steals multiple … helicopters and trucks and cargo container ( a shopping cart somehow got involved )

he releases all of the animals carefully moving them into the cargo bins before hiring people who drive them out to their respective habitats.

tony isn’t sure what to do with this situation considering all of it happened in the span of two days and peter hasn’t mentioned it once.

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