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He does what he wants
>:(
#a gremlin child#an agent of chaos#certified pen nibbler#idia shroud#more skrunkly teen idia for you guys!#twst#twisted wonderland#mon makes#art#fanart#digital art
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laughing so much imagining that ezra came up with the name spider-man on his own , but then some old christian lady called him " spider devil " when he was out one night in his new costume and he went " oh fuck , that's sickkkkkkk . "
#✧⠀⠀━━ ARCHIVED UNDER⠀⠀/⠀⠀EZRA KANG⠀⠀.#✧⠀⠀━━ ARCHIVED UNDER⠀⠀/⠀⠀EZRA KANG⠀⠀:⠀⠀HEADCANONS⠀⠀.#yeah#spider devil makes him sound like#an agent of chaos#he likes it so much
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stede being a theater gay for 5 minutes "straight"
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This compilation is the audiovisual equivalent of a very decadent cake sprinkled with crack cocaine.
#an agent of chaos#i would die for stede bonnet#Stede bonnet#ofmd video#ofmd#Rhys Darby#our flag means death#q wear fine things well#Youtube
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You ever think Dick overhears someone say Jason was the most violent Robin and just gets so mad about it?
And it's not even about like, defending Jason's honor or anything. It's purely because he's just so incredibly insulted that people somehow forgot how much of an unhinged ball of rage he was as a child.
Like I'm imagining him storming into the cave and yanking on his now way too small Robin costume and muttering angrily about I'll show you the angriest Robin
Barbara is facepalming about all the nonsense that's about to pop off that inevitably she's gonna have to clean up. Bruce just starts sweating profusely and desperately trying to talk Dick down because he suddenly remembers that time Dick kicked a criminal so hard they ended up in a coma for a week and smiled so brightly while doing it that the other goons there at the time just chose to jump off a three story building into the suspect sludge that filled Gotham harbor rather than face the unhinged ten year old on bright colors and pixie boots.
Duke: But wasn't Dick the nice one?
Tim, who idolized Dick Grayson's Robin like his own chaotic god: Don't ever insult my favorite Robin that way again. Here are my top thirty photos of him reigning deranged chaotic violence upon his enemies. I'd show you more but this album just has the photos from the first month I started following him and Batman around.
Jason: The hundreds of dead assassins and all the shit I've heard about you and Young Justice suddenly make a lot more sense
#batman#batfam#dick grayson#barbara gordon#bruce wayne#duke thomas#tim drake#jason todd#jason was the golden child of all the robins#like cass is the ultimate golden child but juet talking about those that had been robin it was Jason all the way#dick was an unhinged agent of rage and chaos#tim being the way he is in context of Dick being his favorite and the robin he aspired to be like the most makes a lot more sense#i'm just saying
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Sibling bonding!
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#cult of the lamb#cotl#cult of the lamb au#cotl au#agent of chaos au#leshy#shamura#my art#why is shamura so hard to draw!?
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he didn’t-
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Listen I’m not a Zutara enjoyer, but I’m the biggest advocate for it becoming canon in the live action show. Like people are going to hate on the show no matter what they do so they might as well do something crazy and cause a little chaos before they crash and burn.
#Just take a risk please I’m begging#agent of chaos#Make tv silly again#avatar#avatar the last airbender#atla#atla live action#atla netflix#katara#zuko#zutara#zuko x katara
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#ep 2 is for their very particular form of dating 😉
Loki 1x02 // 2x02
#mobius#loki#lokius#mcuedit#lokiedit#marveledit#owen wilson#tom hiddleston#the agents of chaos that they are#once again i ask who's doing it like them 😘✌️#now with that said the struggle is real not to go full on angst with my giffing but i'm trying to keep it light for the month of romance lo#and there's something so hilariously lovely about how they don't even hesitate to show excitement about enjoying this stuff together??#'this stuff' being. y'know. total destruction and all but let them have their moment 🥺#marvel#owenwilsonedit#dianagifs
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marina what did you do to my boy. im getting you out of there YOU DONT BELONG IN THERE!!!! IMMA GET YOU OUT!!!!!!!!
#i love his big ass fucking shoes#fr what if uts bc he was on team chaos...... FUCK!!!!!!!#splatoon#agent 4#side order#splatoon side order
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The Percy Jackson show is everything I wanted and so much more, but where the FUCK are my good bitches Connor and Travis Stoll
#BRING ME THE BOYS#they were such fun agents of chaos#were they in the first book?#it’s been so many years since I’ve read it#Percy Jackson#pjo#pjo tv show#pjo series#percy jackon and the olympians
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If I had a nickel for every agent of chaos I see on the internet called Neil, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice 😂
Last drawing of 2023, yay 🤗
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how is this man so chaotic??? [x]
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I had a thought for a creator but they didn't believe they were the creator and could influence others into believing it too.
The two characters are Sara kujou and yae miko
@mastadon64 here you go!
Gaslight, Gatekeep, Godboss - Kujou Sara and Yae Miko
Kujou Sara
Cw: Sexual innuendos
-Honestly, waking up in Teyvat, you had a hard time convincing yourself you weren’t dreaming
-(It took you tumbling down a hill and slamming into a particularly sharp rock to realize it was not a dream. Also, ow)
-(You ignored the way your blood was golden. You were pretty sure you’d never seen the Genshin characters bleed anyways. It was probably just censoring. Totally.)
-Some way or another, you ended up in Inazuma
-Honestly, it wasn’t as bad as you were expecting
-Most of the creatures were pretty chill, and as long as you avoided the people, you didn’t get in much trouble
-And then you kicked a Tenryou commission officer in the face and got arrested
-You know, jail wasn’t as bad as you expected either!
-Your cellmates weren’t too bad either- one of them asked you if you were god, which was weird, because you didn’t look anything like the Shogun, but you gave him a stick of dango and he shut up
-(You might not have been a god, but the fact that you managed to keep your inventory from the game was the closest thing to a divine blessing that you could imagine. Who needs a gnosis when you have your own pocket dimension?)
-It’s about half an hour before you’re taken from your cell for questioning
-You walk into a small interrogation room, shock igniting in your chest as you spot Kujou Sara
-Wasn’t she important?
-Was kicking that guy in the face really such a grave offense?
-“Are you the Creator God?” She asks, deathly serious
-Why did people keep asking you this???
-You’re pretty sure you don’t look too godly, garbed in stolen clothes that you’re ninety percent sure you put on wrong, a fading bite mark on your arm from when you tried to pet a rifthound, leaves in your hair. Honestly, you looked pretty disheveled, and…
-“Is that your way of saying you think I’m hot? Like… godly or whatever?”
-Considering the way the Tengu’s face turns a vibrant red, you’re either very right, or very wrong
-It’d be funnier if you were right though, so you press on
-“I mean, not that I’m not into it, but I’m feeling kinda iffy about the power dynamic here- prisoner and cop is a cute trope and all, but not all that smart in real life, I mean I get it if it’s a kink or whatever, I know handcuffs are attractive, but as of right now it’s immoral-”
-“Shut up. Please.” Sara mumbled, covering her red face with her hand. Her hair has more volume than usual, tiny sparks of static dancing between the strands
-“… I mean after I get out of prison I’d totally be down to go on a date, and if you feed me well enough I might even let you handcuff me.” You add.
-The silence in the room is heavy
-“Get out.”
-“Yes ma’am. Hm. No. Yes Mommy? Yes Master-“
-You’re cut off by an electrically charged arrow striking the wall beside your head.
-“Out.”
-“Okay!”
-You’re released from prison three days later, now with a whole gaggle of new friends from criminals
-(You ignored the fact that some of them made really important sounding speeches swearing their fealty to you. Also the small shrine they were building in your honor. If you didn’t acknowledge it, it didn’t exist)
-You were surprised that as soon as you left, you were met with a glaring Kujou Sara, who takes your hand in her own
-“Am I being arrested again?”
-“… I’m going to take you on a date. And then I’m going to handcuff you.”
-“Yes Mommy!”
-“I Will Shoot You Again.”
Yae Miko
-You had to admit, stumbling upon a small shrine that seemed to be dedicated to your doppelgänger was creepy
-But you had also just been Isekaied to video game land, so you were pretty adaptable at the moment.
-Or high on adrenaline.
-You pick up one of the Sunsiettas from the shrine, biting down and relaxing, until-
-“Your excellency?!” A voice squeaks, and looking up you see a very frazzled shrine maiden staring at you.
-“Uh. No?” You say, swallowing the Sunsietta.
-The shrine maiden starts sobbing. “Your excellency!”
-“Oh- no- I’m- uh- I’m like you? You know? I’m uh… a messiah? Priest? Prophet? Whatever gets you to stop crying?” You awkwardly pat her head.
-“You- you’re the Creators chosen one?” She blubbers.
-“Uh. Yeah. Totally. Stop crying.”
-“CHOSEN ONE!” And she’s crying again
-After a lot of crying, you’re led to the Grand Narukami shrine, where you’re introduced to the head shrine maiden as the chosen one
-“… Are you sure she’s not just the creator?”
-“You flatter me. I’m just gods favoritist and most specialist little princess.”
-The Kitsune likes this. Perhaps too much, but we’ll let her have her fun
-And thus, the war to get you to admit that you’re the Creator begins, hidden under the guise of her introducing you to chosen one duties
-She takes you on a pilgrimage all across Inazuma first, going to the most dangerous places possible just to put you in danger and save you at the last second, disappointed that you never use godly powers to save (read: reveal) yourself
-She meditates with you, and paints obscure markings on your face when you fall asleep, which you have to pass off as messages from the creator
-She takes you to meet the Shogun, but after leaving you alone for five minutes, returns to you teaching her poker and robbing her blind. You cited divine luck and she pretended she didn’t notice the cards stuffed inside your sleeve
-It ends pretty anticlimactically, actually
-She’s introducing you to the local foxes, when you trip over a rock and face plant into the floor
-And get a nose bleed
-Miko can’t help but doubling over in laughter at the sight of your pout as golden blood drips down your face
-“And how are you explaining this one, Oh revered Chosen One?”
-“Genetic condition.”
-The laughter doubles
#genshin sagau#sagau#sagau x reader#sagau genshin#self aware genshin impact au#genshin impact sagau#sagau cult au#sagau Kujou Sara#Sagau Yae Miko#I got a bit distracted with Sara and didn’t add too much creator stuff#but I still like it#I’m incapable of writing the creator as normal because I am not normal#the creator is an agent of chaos and we love them for it#RIP random shrine maiden she’s probably dehydrated now from all the crying#honestly to properly acclimate to a whole new world you’ve gotta be at least a bit insane
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spencer: I can't find my pen
emily, staring at the pen slotted behind his ear: five bucks and ill help you look
#shes an agent of chaos#also i did this a while ago with jj x#criminal minds#criminal minds gone wrong#incorrect criminal minds quotes#emily prentiss#ba-queue#spencer reid
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Double trouble
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