#also seeing baby demon lord again!!! i love how much they love him!!! hes just a babey
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*knocks the door* Hello there! 💙 I hope you're doing great, because an idea came to my head again!)))
I apologize in advance, because my post will be long and it will be about my OC and his city, so the request will only be at the end. And here's the idea...
I was thinking of a story where my OC would finally be able to feel helpless again and learn to appreciate more that Hualian is around, and at the same time learn to ask for help. A old and basic idea came to mind, BUT... I like it. My OC, a demon and the god of Quiet death, manages his city as your OC and Hua Cheng do. Only for me his city at first looks like a large dark forest with lights of blue flame and animals whose fur is highlighted.. You know, like in Avatar, if you've watched it, or in Skyrim, there are such animals in one of the missions (google the "skyrim vale deer" and that's it)). And then the main part of the city is hidden under the arches of a cave in a huge mountain, where plants and tree grow thanks to magic. And plants highlighted too. It looks like an elven town in the Lord of the Rings, only in Chinese style. A very quiet place where demons and souls come to seek peace, a life they might not have had before death.
The main palace in black and blue tones, dark wood, elegance, expensive, but not fancy things around... HUGE collections of fans and poisons...
And of course, a temple for Xie Lian... It is not big, but extremely cozy, quiet, almost personal, as if the person who created the temple did not show how much he is ready to give to his god, but rather is ready to give extremely little, but no less valuable... His own heart...
So, near the city, an unknown creature began to rage in the village and my OC went to deal with it. Alone. Because, why not actually. Nobody wants to put loved ones' lives in danger, even if they are much stronger than you. And he defeated this creature... But he was cursed and turned into a child. Like... A newborn baby... (If you are not comfortable with children, then you can make him a kitten, small, white fur, frightened eyes and trembling from any rustle)
And just imagine, Hua Cheng and Xie Lian are worried that their beloved has disappeared, and then snakes come to them (pets of my OC, you can change it to birds if you feel comfortable) and bring them their beloved under a curse...
And I wonder how you see Hualian care and how they will remove the curse from their beloved reader X))
Cursed headcanons
Hua Cheng x M!reader x Xie Lian
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorryyyyyyyy 😭🙏 I was taking a small break from writing so plz don't get impatient with me guys. However he's I love that so much? Like the detail? The settings? The animals? I love it wtf? You are I fear. Anyways I hope you like this and I hope it makes you for the long wait😭
And I really, really, really hope you don't mind that I wrote him as a toddler 🫠🙏🖤
Also you said like, how your OC was giving his heart? So I used ashes instead.
Also I rlly am not liking my writing rn so I'm rlly sorry if the quality is awful
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When Hua Cheng and Xie Lian saw you again they did not expect to see you as a toddler. As in a little boy. As in not your normal form. . .
You were all supposed to meet up at Puqi shrine, just to hang out, cuddle. You know normal lover stuff.
It seems you didn't make it peacefully, in fact it doesn't even look like you remember them.
Your snakes had apparently led the way.
They knew it was you because of the snakes of course. Also not just any little boy would be okay with snakes roaming over his arms, and neck
Hua Cheng and Xie Lian take you inside and start doting on you immediately
They've found nothing out. You don't remember them, or what happened
Sigh
Xie Lian is worried, initially he doesn't know how to fix it. They don't know anything so how can they fix it?
Hua Cheng is worried but more so angry. Who did this? Was it a heavenly official or maybe a ghost? Whoever it was he'll track them down and take care of them for you
The important part is getting you back to normal first though
Xie Lian asks Ling Wen about what curses it may be
Hua Cheng is trying to think if this might be like the time he turned into a kid too but they crossed that out
At the end of the day they come up with. . . Nothing. Yet.
Xie Lian decides for the three of you that maybe rest is what you all need
So that night in bed a toddler lies between the two of them.
You look comfortable in their arms so at least you aren't crying from fear
Hua Cheng was very happy when you were not scared of him.
The next day Xie Lian and Hua Cheng decide something different.
They know you were at your abode so maybe the problem happened there?
Soooo that's where they go, of course with your snake's help, seeing as you don't remember anything
The whole time you're either in Xie Lian's arms or clinging to Hua Cheng's legs.
They're actually having fun with this whole, you being a toddler thing. Not forever though.
All of you get to your city with no problems. . .
Except when they get to the "city" it's a cave.
At first Hua Cheng is debating to tie your snakes together by the tails but Xie Lian calms him down.
Then they both panic because suddenly you're missing.
The little you ran into the cave!
They give chase and then suddenly are wowed when they see your city.
It was hiding in the cave the whole time. Huh, no wonder.
They also find you petting some strange deer with highlighted fur, like literally glowing.
Xie Lian and Hua Cheng have never seen something like this before, they've never had the chance to see your city.
You're always too embarrassed to let them in
They quickly pick you up and Hua Cheng keeps you in his arms this time.
After admiring the city they follow the snakes again.
This time they've been led to a temple.
Who knows what's going through those snake's minds but apparently they're giving your lovers a whole tour
Because the next stop was a temple.
It's not gaudy but not out of shape either. It's elegant, definitely meant for a well loved god or goddess
Xie Lian and Hua Cheng find out who it's for when they see Xie Lian's statue in the temple.
They look around a bit, surprised there aren't many offerings at all. But they notice why when they look at statue Xie Lian's hair.
A hair pin
It's the only thing that isn't a part of the statue, it's not the same material or anything. So what is it then?
Hua Cheng and Xie Lian carefully look at it. After a few minutes Hua Cheng confirms that the hair pin is made of ashes.
Your ashes.
A hairpin, in Xie Lian's hair, you gifted, your ashes
Oh my
Xie Lian is flustered and puts it back where it was. Hua Cheng is smiling at toddler you
You don't know what's going on just yet but they know what a hairpin means
Once they're done appreciating all the fine details you've made for Xie Lian they're led away once again.
Finally to the spot where you were cursed
Xie Lian guess by the dead creatures carcass you must have been cursed by it.
This won't be a hard curse to get rid of, just destroy the creatures body and get rid of the ashes. Then you should turn back to normal.
So Xie Lian hopes.
Hua Cheng does all of it though he wouldn't dare let Xie Lian touch something so dirty. He places you in the safety of Xie Lian's arms so he can do so
After that's all gotten rid of, toddler you poofs and turns big again
They catch you up to speed pretty quickly, then you get ganged up on by kisses and teasing.
They want to see more of your city before you guys leave
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Bro
I'm so sorry if it's bad
just tell me in the comments I might try writing something better. I love you guys 🥰🖤
#tgcf#tgcf headcanon#hualian#hualian x reader#hua cheng x reader#tgcf x male reader#xie lian x reader#tgcf hua cheng#tgcf hualian#tgcf xie lian
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mc cant make bread at the house of lamentation. unless its one with a very short resting time and while beel is away at a game/other time consuming activity bc otherwise he just. eats the raw dough. and likes it like a sweet lil weirdo. and of course he gets rly guilty abt it seeing mcs face when they come outta the kitchen like 'does anyone know what happened to my bread 🥺'
sometimes if he knows mc wants to make bread hell make a point to stay out for most of the day so hes not tempted. otherwise mc has to go to the demon lords castle (fancy and prolly has a proof box, but availability can be spotty) or purgatory hall (risk of solomon)
also, since the devildom tends to be much warmer than the human world i bet rising/rest times are cut much shorter. but it begs the question of if yeasts native to the devildom need higher temperatures to activate. probably i feel thatd make sense.
also mild fluff headcanon: barbatos sees mc's interest in the differences between human world and devildom yeasts and helps them build a lil sourdough starter experiment where they make ones from the different types and see how they compare :) And since starters can become specialized to the bacteria of the person who made it (when its mixed by hand) they obvs have to each do a set of human world and devildom starters (barb likes to give them bread made from the starters specialized to him cuz it feels like a way of marking mc :3 )
do i know how to be concise? no. is bread science sick as hell? yes. -🥐
YO I love all of this!!
Okay okay, Beel eating bread dough, though. And deliberately making sure he's not home when MC wants to bake bread, that is so so CUTE. Poor baby Beel can't keep himself away from the bread dough and has to leave the house entirely so MC can bake some bread in peace, please that's adorable.
I definitely think the castle is probably the best option for alternative baking locations. As you pointed out, Purgatory Hall is too risky.
I know nothing about yeast. The only bread I've ever baked has been bread that's actually cake. You know, like pumpkin bread and zucchini bread. They're really cake, right? They taste like cake. I think it's the loaf formation that causes people to call them bread. All of this is to say that I feel I have learned some new facts about yeast. It never ever would have crossed my mind that the Devildom temperature would impact the rate at which yeast rises. And I LOVE the idea of native Devildom yeast!
You killed me with that fluffy Barb headcanon... BARB give me all your bread made from your specialized starters lasdfkjldfkj. Everyone must know whose bread I'm eating!! Please that's such a cute way of being possessive and so totally his style. It's like this one is mine, but I'm not going to be loud about it or anything. I'm indicating it with my bread. I love it. I love him.
Once again, I know nothing of bread baking, but I would give my soul to have a sourdough starter experiment with Barbatos. It's such a cute little scenario, I absolutely love it.
Ahhh what would I do without you bringing all the baking knowledge to my ask box, 🥐 anon?? I'm really in love with all of these ideas!
#baby Beel he's so precious#Barb my true love I can't with you#I actually really like baking#I just don't have the time to do it usually#obey me#obey me nightbringer#obey me beelzebub#obey me barbatos#obey me mc#🥐 anon#misc answers
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25.12.2023
—nsfw (I bet you're gonna like love it as much as I did)
Alright, just finished Chapter 1 and now it's time for some Sitriiii I'm so excited to see what he's like between the sheets but I'd be lying if I said I'm not peeved that it's not gonna be Satan again lol
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intro: I'm already suffering and Satan just has to be so precious and get jealous
*inhales* I LOVE SITRI TO BITS BUT WHY COULDN'T MC DO IT WITH SATAN AGAIN INSTEAD IDC ABOUT THE REASONS but he's injured, damn it
update I: he's going to kill me with that cute ass attitude he's making it even harder than it already is PLEASEEEE
update II: Sitri being hesitant to answer Satan because he feels possessive towards MC? Uh huh
update III: okay but MC feeling nervous this time when she was completely at ease with Satan before? lol she's such a riot
update IV: oh yeahhh I like where this is going. From calm to desperate aka one of my favourite switches. HOT I'm so sorry Satan also, that pentagram on his neck is such a turn-on, like WHAT A HOLY SEXY LOCATION, CHAMP
update V: fuck, that's so goddamn cute I'm going to pretend that he didn't tell her to drink tea just so he could make her heart beat faster tho
update VI: sldjdkrs nooooo you can't do that THIS IS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT IT'S ONE OF MY WEAKNESSES THIS IS PERFECT
So hotttt sob
update VII: understandable. Very understandable. Subtlety is a dangerous weapon.
This is my cup of tea fr fr pun intended. It's so sensual. Goddamn
update VIII: that was a pro move n' Sitri gets extra intimacy points the bar is topped tho
update IX: nonono have mercy omg this just got even more perfect bro HE IS SO?????? AAAAAAAAH no I'm fine, I swear that I'm FINE. Fine fine fine
And my God, Sitri looks HUGE here and MC is so smol in comparison and lord that's so sexy STOP IT I mean pls keep the size difference coming I'm ded
update X: HE'S SO SOFT ugh
rating: 100%, 10/10, 5 stars, 4.0 GPA + chef's kiss.
Not to mention, the focus on Sitri's cardiophilia and so the immense highlight on hearts and heartbeats was sjnsnxd it was breakfast, lunch, dinner, dessert, and life
I also have a thing for how MC and the demons she has a contract with are affected by each other's emotions. Like, it's so cute and hot at the same time?
And! I also have another thing for when they kind of fall apart when MC touches their horns like yes more of that please (also Sitri's horns being kinda wet before MC touched them? FUCK)
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CHAPTER 2
Bonus I: baby wants to be closer to her but she just wants to admire Sitri's butt like girl didn't you appreciate it enough in bed?
NOW FOCUS ON SATAN OR ELSE—
Bonus II: HE'S SUCH A SWEETHEART I LOVE HIM SM IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY
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I juuuust realised something, too. Solomon has contracts with 72 demons. MC just got softly (that's important) railed by Sitri, who is one of the 72 demons, but not one of the seven kings. And that means what I think it means. Well...MC is gonna be having 70 more new brands of fun? SATAN I'M SO SORRY I CAN'T STOP MC SHE'S NOT UNDER MY CONTROL
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Also, I'm definitely not worried about the difficulty of the battles in this chapter. No, of course I'm not. Because I'm gonna go down like a loser queens do (edit: I passed a couple of stages but I don't have enough action power so welp, gotta wait)
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edit 1: busted my ass in some more battles. I don't know what I'd do without Satan's card lmao but, well, helloooo guess I know who's going to be giving MC some 'energy' next he looks so soft and sweet what the heck
edit 2: I will never shut up about Satan because Satan is the cutest thing. He's openly like, "MC IS MINE. I WANNA BE THE ONE TO RAIL HER. HURRY UP AND LET ME DO IT, MC."
edit 3: someone else is being desperate and cute too in the name of loyalty
ngl though it's sad that they each want her for themselves and meanwhile she's down for everyone lol but this isn't a game of innocent romance, and I love seeing the new sides to the characters and the differences between them, as well as the hot n' heavy scenes naturally so I'll deal
edit 4: way to start this with such a wholesome note. I knew I liked him. He IS soft. He's adorableeee
edit 5: SWOON now bonk her with that rifle
edit 6: I'm melting, I really am
and I cannot get over how sweet he looks
edit 7: he's getting more intense I'm eating also the way he needs MC to lead him and teach him and tell him what to do I'm—AAAAAAH
edit 8: no. Nonononono. I think I'm a goner. WHY IS HE SO CUTE BRUHHHH
You and me both MC, you and me both. I AM SOFT
edit 9: you know how rocking chairs move on their own in horror movies? That's me right now, except I'm rocking at Lightning McQueen speed because dude, this is waaaay too cute like he's so sensitive I—
And the way he started off shy and got taken in by desperation? sknsbdkd oh look, another one of my weaknesses
edit 10: I've officially turned into a marshmallow
edit 11: brooo he's wildin' yasss
edit 12: welcome to my favourite characters club Zagan lol <3
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I knew that I was going to eventually pay the price of enjoying two favourable love scenes in one day. It was coming for me. So now I'm stuck on this battle, and no card, item or upgrade in Hell is letting me get past it so at this point idk when or if I'm ever going to be able to continue the story lol
'I'm gonna try my best' is what I'd like to say, but what can a girl do if she just has one L card? I'm hoarding my lesser keys
Suffer, that's what yay
I pulled Astaroth, Dantalian, Morax and Gusion and they keep combusting dying on the spot so all I can do is upgrade them more and hope for the best lmao
Either way, this game and I are stuck together now, and I'm going to TRY to make things work with no clue as to how exactly other than being patient and upgrading and hoarding materials, mind you because I'm NOT about to stop playing when I'm so interested to see what happens, when Satan is so lovable, when I'm going to miss the other demons, when this is really good stuff, when I'm excited to meet the other kings and characters, and when I'm most definitely not intrigued by Beelzebub or looking forward to his 'moment' with MC. He's just a teeny bit gorgeous, mysterious, entertaining and cute with a dash of pyscho, that's all
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27.12.2023
So I passed the battle I've been stuck on and progressed quite a bit, only to get stuck on an even worse battle in which the angels don't die even after getting hit by Satan's attack heck yeah but man, Dantalian, Gusion, and Morax are so helpful, they saved my ass in every single one of the battles I passed today. I love you, my three musketeers lol
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30.12.2023
So, a few days ago I pulled Stolas two times pretty useless so far, needs upgrading tho so let's be fair, plus I love his little crown, and got Valefor and the sunflower Barbatos (who is very helpful actually, and adorable with that rose coffin of his so it's a win-win) but only used Valefor and Stolas once, and Barbatos didn't live long but he did well. Good job, my sun-loving plant
Anyways, I poured my soul and promoted Satan's card twice and enhanced artifacts as well, so I finally beat those angels' feathered butts and passed :D
I'm going to see if I can beat a couple more battles, then focus on hoarding upgrade materials because I'm kinda broke right now lol bless Dark Sanctuaryyyy
Also, Gusion is hot
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6.1.2024
I was just going through the in-game album. I'm offended and cannot believe that I didn't notice the dripping shiny detail to Zagan's tongue. Oh Lord. And the fact that it's ZAGAN? I'm dead and happy God bless
#what in hell is bad diaries#what in hell is bad#what in “hell” is bad#whb#whb sitri#what in hell is bad sitri#whb zagan#what in hell is bad zagan
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*Spits out my water and falls on the floor coughing* Fic requests are open?! Niceee! Heyo Squiggly! How are you doing? I just read your Lee! Rui Ler! Enmu fic and it was adorable😭. May I please request a part two of that fic with Lee! Enmu and Ler! Rui (platonic) Idk why, I just find this paring funny and our Rui must get his revenge🤣
{Requests are closed! This is an old ask!}
Heyo anon! I'm certainly alive! kjlarkjeajkrkjekjr But really, I'm doing good! Of course you can ask for part two with our lower moons! I love writing them so much, so it's always a blast revisiting Enmu and Rui. I hope you like it!
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“I had a dream you came down from heaven, my dearly beloved, my darling-” Enmu paused their singing, looking down when they saw cobwebs. “Oh?”
There wasn’t just one- there were multiple. Long and silky, they decorated the hallway like human’s cheap halloween decor, a clear sign Rui had been around. Curious, the dreamer reached out and ran a finger against them to see what would happen.
“There you are.” Rui’s voice was like a droplet in a calm river, sending shivers throughout Enmu. “Found you, Lower 1.”
“Rui! You’ve spooked me! Oh, I haven’t felt that way in decades!” Enmu turned, a hand to their chest as they gazed upon the younger demon. “So these webbings of yours- are they decorations?”
“You could say that.”
“Ah. Well- they are quite lovely. Alas, I must be going. Lord Muzan entrusted me with an important task, you know.” He didn’t- Enmu really just wanted to go back and dream again. “Excuse me-”
The webbing on their leg suddenly thickened, sticking to the ground and entrapping Enmu. The threads nearest also stretched out, piercing the fabric of their clothes. “What’s the rush? You had all the time in the world the last time it was just you and me.” Rui sounded scary calm, eyes piercing into the dreamer’s back as he moved towards him. “I don’t think Lord Muzan would mind if you were delayed a bit.”
“Hm…” Enmu pulled at the threads with a tsk. This wouldn’t do at all.
“Very well. I’ll play whatever game you want, little spider. However- I wish to be untangled. This predicament is rather…unpleasant.” Enmu tugged some more, face pinched at how thick everything seemed.
Rui considered, staring for a moment. Then the threads loosened, the thick cobwebs easing away until there was nothing left.
“Thank you.” The dream demon smiled.
Then they ran.
“Ahahahaha! Come catch me now, little spider! If you do- we’ll play!” They cackled as he took off, flying down the cleared halls of Infinity Castle and leaving Rui behind. They weren’t gonna truly leave- just get far enough to hide; plan their attack. Oh, the look on his face when they jumped out-
The ground came faster than Enmu expected.
“Ooh…” They groaned, reaching up to hold their nose. When did they trip? Surely they must have hit a snag-
The solid ground slowly began to move upward. There was a distinct tug at their ankle.
Oh.
Oh.
“You really thought I got rid of all my threads? What kind of demon do you take me for?” Rui pulled them in slowly, winding the single string back as Enmu scrambled for purchase on the smooth wooden floors. “Caught you, Enmu.”
“R-Rui! Wait, please! I assure you- I was just pulling your leg!” Enmu twisted when they reached the spider, holding up their hands with pleading eyes. “T-Tell you what! If you let me go, I-I’ll give you good dreams!”
“Hm..nope.” Rui sat on their legs, shaking his hand free of the thread before rolling up his sleeves. “Here I come.”
“Rui! Rui ple-ehehahhhahhahahahahase!” The dreamer all but squeaked when fingers dug into their sides, tapping along their waist and lower ribs. “Aheahahahahahaha hahhahahng on! Gehahhahhahaha it tihiihiihihckles!”
“I know- that’s why I’m doing it.” Rui snickered, pleased. He danced his fingers along Enmu’s torso, drawing out the endless bouts of mirth. “Last time we played, you made me realize we demons are still ticklish."
"Yehahhahahhahahs, thhahahahat's trhuuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu! Ahehahahahahhahahaha, Ruhuuhuhui! Wahhahahhahahait!"
And from what Lord Akaza told me, you’re just as bad if not worse.” A prod to their highest ribs. “Apparently…” Another to the center of his torso. “You’re really ticklish…” Another to his lowest ribs. “Riiiiiight….”
“Ruhuhuhuhuhui! Ruhuhuhuhi please- PLEHAHAHASE!” Enmu squeaked, giggling up a storm when those hands rested on their hips, just…staying there. “Pleahahhahse, Ruuhuhuhui!”
“Hm…” Tap, tap, tap. Rui drummed his fingers as he considered. It wasn’t nearly as bad as Enmu anticipated, but it still made them squirm. “Well…I suppose you did give me nice dreams after…”
“Yehahahahahs! Yehahahhas I did!” Mercy?
“......Yeah, I’m still gonna tickle you.” Oh no!
“Ru-EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEI!” Thumbs drilled into their hips, making Enmu shriek. Cackles and snorts mixed through the air as they thrashed and squirmed beneath the spider, slapping the ground rapidly. “OHOHOHOOHKAY OHOHOHOHOKAY! PLEAHHAHHAHSE NO MOHOHOHOHORE!”
“Heh, alright.” Finally, the tickling came to an end, Enmu laying back with a low groan as Rui climbed off. “I’ll let you live…for now.”
“Oohohoho~ So scary! Still my quivering heart.” Enmu sat up, raising wiggling fingers as Rui backed up in wide eyed panic. “My turn, little spider~.”
“What? N-No! Stay a-way!” Rui ran, thread abandoned as he flew down the halls.
Enmu cackled like a child, delighted their trick worked. Pulling free of the threads, they stood, stretching out their shoulders. “Oh the joy to just play. It’s like a real life dream. Thank you, little spider. I had alot of fun today.”
Now- time to go find Akaza and repay him for ratting out their tickle spots.
Thanks for reading!
#demon slayer#tickle#tickle fic#fluff#lower moons#enmu#rui#They're adorable your honor#I wish we got canon interaction with them#they'd be the cutest duo ever
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I’ve said a few times how I want Uzui to have a daughter who cries and whines like Daki did, but I blame @dreamingfoxproductions for making the reincarnation connection. I also was super inspired by @sakurab01‘s adorable series of art in which Uzui is like a daycare teacher to a couple of tiny Shabana siblings.
(I have a headache and do not apologize for typos and sloppiness.)
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This whoa AU started when Gyutaro and Ume arrived in hell, where Lord Enma, who judges souls, is awaiting and has thousands of years of punishments in mind for Gyutaro. Ume starts throwing a fit, calling Lord Enma a big meanie, and Gyutaro begs her for once in her (after)life to behave. Lord Enma likewise tells her to behave, as she only got off on a technicality, but Ume extols how hard she and Gyutaro had it growing up and how Gyutaro deserves so much better, like instead of one bad mommy he deserves at least three great ones. And, of course, eventually Ume shall join him as his little sister, she’s made up her mind on this.
Lord Enma decides to indulge her. After all, she smiles real cute at him. However, Lord Enma also believes in justice and punishments, so he’s got the perfect destination in mind for the Shabana siblings to be reborn.
So first Gyutaro is born. He Uzui family is all excited about their first child, and they’re filled with love for him, but… well… no one wants to be the one to say it allowed, but that is an u-u-u-u-gly baby. Besides really flamboyant birthmarks (…yay?), his cry is very raspy (just ‘cause he’s loud, right? Ha haha… ha….), he’s kinda lumpy (though they, uh, trrrry to tell themselves that’s normal for newborns??), and uh, teeth. Pointy teeth. Are babies born with teeth said to be demons? No, no, that’s silly.
To be on the safe side, they bring Baby Gitaro to the Butterfly Mansion for a thorough check-up. Diagnosis: just an ugly baby. The girls wish the Uzui family a heartfelt congratulations.
Gitaro wasn’t born with any memories of his past life, and though the markings bother Tengen. He can’t quite place his finger on why. Anyway, Gitaro is on the shy side, but very receptive to the love and care he receives. When he throw temper tantrums, though, they are vicious. Tengen usually takes the brunt of them. Meanwhile, Ume is down the underworld bugging the hell out of Lord Enma about when it’s her turn to go follow her brother. He assures she’ll get her chance soon enough, and very soon, she does. Ume, now Uno, was so determined to see her brother again that she retains her memories a while.
Nobody can ever figure out why, but Uno never, ever takes a liking to the Kamabokos. Gitaro likes Tanjiro but could care less about the others unless they’re bothering Uno. One time he gave Inosuke a flying kick to the chest.
It’s not long because the third Uzui child is born, another girl. Gitaro is star-struck all over again with a new baby around, but Uno is angry. She was supposed to be the only one! She hates this new little sister! Her toddler impulse is to rip the baby’s ear off, but the Mama Trio stops that in the knick of time and gets her in trouble. However, they help bring her around by assuring her she’s not getting replaced, but that she gets a new little sister too, that baby is also hers. She and Gitaro get to protect her together. That awakens something in Uno she never knew she had, for it had always been her brother protecting her and she working to provide for him, she’s never experienced what it’s like to have someone powerless to protect. A little girl, vulnerable like she used to be, and possible to be exposed to the same hardships. Uno is determined not to let this happen and comes around to the whole being an older sister thing. However, she still is pretty demanding of Gitaro’s attention.
Gitaro less dependent on her now, she’s noticed, he’s not quite the person he used to be. He’s milder now (unless throwing a tantrum), more soft and peaceful and shy. It makes Uno feel sort of conflicted, since all she ever knew was the protective big brother who could fight anyone if it was for her, but he does seem happier now. He still likes playing with sickles and catching snakes and stuff, though. The Muscle Mice are off limits but Makio teaches him how to skin a snake with more finesse. You might have noticed I have not stated who birthed with child, which is on purpose, because I have determined it irrelevant. Both Gitaro and Uno gets lots of one-on-one time with each of their mothers.
Relationship with Papa is more complicated. Tengen tries really hard to be a good dad but cannot figure out why he’s so prone to arguments with his kids, especially Uno.
So anyway. BOTH Gitaro and Uno turned out to be “easily dyed” by their experiences, and they grow up the oldest son and oldest daughter in a big family, keeping everybody in line, but always closest with each other. Gitaros grow into a shy and gangly teenager with the weirdest dregs of his gene pool on display, but if you even look cross at one of his siblings or his mamas, he will mess you up (do whatever you want to Papa, though, Papa’s fine). Uno eventually forgets her past life and is a generally responsible person, but she is a callous flirt, much to Tengen’s consternation, but when it comes down to it she’s most sensitive to being scolded by Tengen and wants Papa to spoil her too (to take some of the burden off Gitaro, since she doesn’t want him to feel smothered or burdened by her). She nags her younger siblings but also spoils them. Gitaro continues looking up to Tanjiro and likes to babysit Tanjiro’s children. Uno still kinda hates the whole Kamaboko bunch. Nezuko will always be the most puzzled by this.
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Like Father, Like Son...
Lord Cabadath and his eldest son, Slender.
Slenderman has some pretty big shoes to fill.
Being a prince of a very successful and terrifying king is a lot to live up to.
My version of Slender is... very different from everyone else's Slender.
I would say.
Considering I give mine scars and gold accents, and also made Zalgo his husband, but that's beside the point.
I haven't gotten around to drawing Slender's "Mother"
I put mother in quotation marks because, again.
My version of Faceless Demons is that they have no concept of gender, and it's hard to tell Faceless Demons apart if you aren't one of them.
So none of the Faceless Demons have boobs or hair, because I find that incredibly lazy, I dunno, I just don't like it. But you do you, bestie.
(But for the sake of my own sanity, I will be using pronouns, considering I will be talking about three people in this post.)
But most Faceless Demons do look masculine, some of them may have a feminine waist or hips.
I like giving my Slender a snatched waist because he's a power botto-
Heading back on track.
Little story bits and facts:
Slenderman and his "Mother's" relationship has always been rocky, she's controlling and stubborn, with a bit of a temper.
Think... Stella from Helluva Boss, expect she loves her husband to death, she's possessive and self-absorbed, remember in my last Cabadath post, that Cabadath is aroace, and that he was forced into an arranged marriage with her.
She has a set curriculum and plans for each of her baby boys, especially for Slender, envisioning herself in each one of them, pushing her dreams onto them, pushing high standards on them.
By set plans, I mean she already picked out what they're allowed to wear, who to see, who they're going to marry, what they learn, what job they're going to have, etc.
One last quick fact about Slender's mother.
She used to be a guardian of the Earth, basically protecting the forests and wildlife, but she loves the city life in Hell more, so she lost her privilege of being a guardian, and so her blessing passed onto Slender.
So Slender can hear the trees whisper, understand what the wildlife is saying, hear the beautiful melodies that the wind and water provide, he's enthralled in all of it, he loves the wildness and untamed nature around him, and he'll do anything to protect it, which is why my Slender hates humanity.
Head-cannon time:
1.) Cabadath is actually the whole reason that Slender and Zalgo meet in the first place. Considering that Zalgo's father is the King of Hell, (and no not Lucifer or Satan, or whatever you want to call him, Zalgo's family slaughtered Lucifer, making Zalgo's family the new rulers of Hell.) Cabadath works for Zalgo's father, and he wanted his son to meet the King, but instead Zalgo snatched Slender's tiny waist and then they became friends from there.
2.) All Faceless Demons know proper etiquette and mannerisms, because it is forced upon them, most Faceless Demons get annoyed and upset by unproper etiquette and mannerisms including improper speech such as abbreviations. So Faceless Demons have classes for teaching them to get over this. Slender had to learn to get over this problem by Zalgo, to which he is grateful for.
3.) Both Cabadath and Slender like their coffee sweet and light, come on guys, I know how many of you like to make Slender drink straight up black coffee. So I'm doing something different. >:| (it's getting overrated...)
4.) My Slender knows how to control elements! Such as earth/rock/metal, fire/magma, water/ice/blood, and air. (He's the Avatar. Haha, kidding.)
5.) Cabadath and Zalgo's father are really good friends, Zalgo's father is pinning for Cabadath, what he wouldn't do to just hold hands with him. Cabadath realizes this, but he doesn't mind, he finds him much more pleasant to deal with rather than his own wife. Often staying nights or extra hours.
6.) Slenderman hates onions. Fuck onions.
>:|
#art#digital art#creepypasta#slenderman#Slender#Slender man#Cabadath#Lord Cabadath#chzo mythos#Hey Slender can I bang your dad?#No?#Okay...
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I want to hear you laugh
Yes, it's DiaLuci. I love them so much and they deserve more attention and tickle hehe At first I wanted to write a drabble, but it turned out to be a big fic because it's me XD I hope you enjoy it. Hug everyone^^
Summary: Just two lovers having fun
Warning: This is a tickle fic. If you don't like this, don't read it^^
Dialovo x Lucifer
Lucifer had his back against the large table in the student council room. His eyes were big like those of a cat, which expressed several emotions at once, misunderstanding, a little excitement, lust.. But the demon will never admit to the latter, although his boyfriend already knew everything in advance. Diavolo's tie was untied and a few top buttons were undone, and now could see his beautiful neck and collarbones. Lucifer's ideal image was also destroyed. The neck is also open and the future king gently caressed the pale skin with kisses and left crimson marks. The Avatar of Pride always tells him not to, but he's a prince and he wants to leave traces of love and passion on his boyfriend.
Lucifer's arms were wrapped around the redhead's neck. They were kissing. Diavolo sat dark-haired on the table and in just a second he laid him on his back and grabbed his wrists in his hands.
Luci wrapped his legs around the future king's waist and his back arched.
- Mmm D-Dia.. - phrase was interrupted by a kiss.
- I don't think this is the time to talk. - Diavolo smiled contentedly.
- The rest will come soon.
- Oh, is my Luci afraid that his brothers will see their older brother in such an obscene pose? - his eyebrows wiggled.
- Of course not, I'm not afraid of anything.
- Oh, really? - Diavolo lowered himself to the neck of his boyfriend and began to nibble, from which Lucifer began to squirm and shake his head..
- N-no, Dihia, I dihihidn't meahan ihit!
- Hmm, then what?
- Even if they see us, I'm not afraid of it. - demon blushed.
- Aww, you're so cute.
- I'm not!
- Oh, you're right. - Diavolo's hands instantly sank into the armpits of the Avatar of Pride. - You super cute.
- Whahahaht are yohohohou? Nohohoho! Dihihia, I'll kihihihill yohohohou!! - Lucifer began to squirm wildly.
- How rude, how can you say such a thing to a prince?! You must be punished! - red-haired tried to contain his laughter and began to tickle faster.
- Thahahahahat's enohohohough! Thihihihis is nohohot whahahahat wehehehe wahahahahanted!
- You forced me hehe. - Diavolo looked lovingly at his writhing boyfriend, because this rarely happens outside of their room.
Dia bent down and started blowing raspberries into the Avatar of Pride's neck.
- I haahahahahahahte yohohohou!!! StohohoHOHOHOP! - Luci began to squeal and wiggle his legs.
- It's not true, my sun. I know how much you love me. - another raspberry and the fingers began to vibrate in the armpits again. - And I know how you love been tickled.
Demon's cheeks reddened no longer from uncontrollable laughter, but from the prince's words. It was true, now he can't imagine his life without this big baby. But at the same time, he wants to kill him right now.
- WahahAHAHAHAHAHAIT, PLEHEHEHEHASE, I CAHAHAHAN'T - his back arches and Lucifer tries to reach his boyfriend's lips.
- Aww do you want to kiss me? - lord smiled. - How can I refuse you?
Diavolo, fortunately for the Avatar of Pride, stopped and began to kiss Lucifer's pink face with gentle kisses as he struggled to catch his breath.
- Do you still hate me and want to kill me? - Dia innocently looked at his boyfriend as if he hadn't destroyed him a few minutes ago.
- W-wehell, if ohonly a lihihittle. - he giggled.
- What?! Lucifer, how can you say that to your boyfriend? - his fingers wiggled in the air and very slowly began to sink to the armpits.
Demon twitched and wiggled his legs so fast.
- Okay, okay, I'm sorry. I don't hate you and I don't want to kill you. - he blushed again and looked away.
- Glad to hear it! - future king took the Avatar of Pride by the chin and looked into his eyes. - Don't hide your beautiful eyes from me. - he smiled and kissed his nose.
- Mmm. - Luci closes his eyes and tilts his head back as he feels soft lips on his neck.
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- It wasn't me at all! Why do you think so! - heard a familiar voice. It was Mammon.
- Maybe because only you needed this thing and you stole it. - heard the second, more offended voice. It was Asmodeus.
The door to the hall abruptly opened and the voices immediately quite down when all six brothers saw Lord Diavolo and Lucifer, who was lying on the table with his head thrown back.
The eyes of the second born widened.
- What the heck?!
Only after that, the couple in love realized that they were not alone. Dia abruptly got to his feet and helped his boyfriend do the same.
- Oh, friends, you are early today. - prince smiled nervously and blush.
- Actually, we arrived just in time. - Satan smiled mischievously.
Lucifer remained silent, trying to calm his racing heart and get his clothes in order.
- You know, Lord Diavolo is right and we really came too early. - Asmo looked at all the brothers. - I think we should take a walk in the garden for a while and we'll be back later. - he began to push them all so that they began to leave the hall.
- H-hey, Asmo! I actually want to see it. - Mammon said displeasedly.
- You're too small for that. - Avatar of Lust giggled softly at the loud "WHAT?!" and looked at his older brother and the future king. - Enjoy~ he winked and smiled as Diavolo smiled his big smile too. He was so grateful to Asmodeus.
As the door closed, Luci exhaled.
- I told you they would see us. - he crossed his arms.
- Oh, but we got such an adrenaline rush. - prince hugged his boyfriend.
Lucifer rolled his eyes but smiled.
- My revenge will be terrible. - he whispered and pushed the future king on the table.
- L-Luci...W-wahahahait, let's talk about ihihihit. - prince giggled nervously.
- About what? - Avatar of Pride chuckled and sat on Dia's thighs.
- Um, I love you. - Diavolo was so innocent.
- Aww, I love you too my sweet ticklish prince. - demon's fingers wiggled slowly, especially to hear the children's squeaks of his boyfriend.
- I'm not even touching you yet~
- I knohohow. - he covered his mouth with his hands.
- No no no, Dia, I want to hear you laugh. - Lucifer took off his gloves with his teeth and made his way under the coat of the future king.
- AGH Lucihi! - cheeks immediately became red. - Plehehease, nohohohot thehere.
- Why?~
- You know.
- No. - his fingers slipped under his shirts and pinched his hipbones.
- Oh nohohoho nohohOHOHO NOHOHOHOHO
- Oh yes yes yes hehe. - dark-haired began to tickle his boyfriend's hips and immediately a scream was heard.
- Nohohohoho oh pleahahahahahase, nohohohot heheHEHEHEHERE! - lord's hands began to cling to Luci's shoulders.
- If you didn’t want this, you could easily remove my hands. Oh, my sweet prince loves it~ he gently kissed his boyfriend's nose and his nails began to scratch hipbones.
- LucihihiHHIHIHI, PLEHEHEHEAHAHAHASE, I CAHAHAN'T WHEHEHEN YOHOHOHOU'RE DOHOHOHOING THIHIHIHIS!
- Your bones are so sensitive~ Hehe, this is sweet revenge on you for being so naughty and my brothers saw all this.
- I'm sohohohohorry, I dihihihidn't mehehEHEHEAHAHAN TOHOHO. I JUHAHAST REHEHEALLY MHIHIHISSED YOHOHOU TOHOHODAY AHAHAHAND AHAHAHALWAYS WHEHEHEN YOHOHOHOU'RE NOHOHOHT AROHOHOHUND
After these words, Lucifer stoped and stroked his red cheek.
- I miss you all the time too. - he lay down on his boyfriend's chest. - But that doesn't change the fact that you're a naughty cute giggling prince. - demon kissed his cheek. - My naughty cute giggling prince.
Diavolo huged the Avatar of Pride and cuddle him close.
- We'll continue when the student council is over, right? - lord blushed and hid his face in Luci's hair.
- Hehe of course. - Lucifer kissed the future king on the lips.
- I love you.
- Love you too.
#obey me#obey me! shall we date?#tickle fic#diavolo#lucifer#diavolo x lucifer#dialuci#ticklish lucifer#ticklish diavolo#ler!diavolo#lee!lucifer#ler!lucifer#lee!diavolo#tickle obey me#tickle obey me! shall we date?#tickling
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Kiss prompt: kiss on the hand, Kadota Hiromi + your choice?
Anon, I need you to understand how much I appreciate you giving me this opportunity to make Hiromi and George kiss. (Also oh my god is this the first Revice fic I've ever posted? I think it might be, good lord.)
keep it rough
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, report to my lab in two hours so you can give it a test run before you go trying to fight Evil with it."
Hiromi is never less than punctual, so he arrives at Karizaki's lab with ten minutes to spare, the Driver he was handed earlier a weight in his hand that he can't stop paying attention to. The Demons Driver, which seems like sort of an inauspicious name for something intended to fight demons, but then again, Karizaki loves drama. He's always giving things grandiose names.
The Spider Vistamp in his other hand doesn't feel as strange. He's handled Vistamps before in the course of his work, he knows how comfortably they settle into the palm. He'd be tempted to fidget with it if the consequences of doing so weren't so dire.
A couple of tables have been pushed out of the way to make space in the center of the room, and Karizaki's sitting at his laptop, frowning absentmindedly. He doesn't look up when Hiromi comes in. "Early as usual, Hiromi."
"I like to be on time."
"Well, I'm not ready with the diagnostics stuff yet, give me a minute." Karizaki flaps a hand in his general direction. "Sit down or something."
After a moment's hesitation, Hiromi finds the room's only other chair, next to the table where Karizaki's set up, and sits down. "Diagnostics. Is that why you wanted to do this test run here and not in a practice room?"
"Yeah, and I like it in here. Got everything set up the way I want it. You're not going to break anything, anyway, you're way too conscientious." Now Karizaki glances at him. "Good thing to be if you're a Kamen Rider, you know?"
Hiromi's not sure if Karizaki knows. He's not sure if Karizaki could ever be described as "conscientious." On his best days the most fitting word seems to be "enthusiastic," with a sliding scale that goes from there to "whimsical" and all the way down to "dangerously lax." He's a genius, though, and so everyone tolerates his eccentricities, even if Hiromi often privately finds him maddening.
As if reading his thoughts, Karizaki grins and says, "Less important for me, though." He's still tapping away at his computer, eyes fixed on the screen. "Wouldn't be any Kamen Rider to save the day if you didn't have someone a little bit crazy around."
"Is...is that so."
"You need more than a mechanic nowadays, you know, if you're unfortunate enough to live in a world that needs Kamen Rider. I'm not even the worst one."
Unsettled, Hiromi just looks down at the Demons Driver, turning it over in his hands. "Where is the actual belt stored in this?"
"Oh, it's not. It's somewhere else until you need it. I could explain, but it's pretty woo-woo, it'd just stress you out."
"...Mr. Karizaki, I guard the populace from devils for a living."
"Sure, but that's a thing you do. At the end of the day your jacket's still just a jacket." A final, firm tap on the keyboard, and Karizaki finally properly looks up from the screen. "All right, we're good to go. Looking forward to seeing this baby in action."
Hiromi jolts in the middle of standing up. "I'm sorry, you haven't before?"
"Only in simulations. My dad probably saw this one do its thing, he made it, but I've done a lot of work on it since and it's not like there are a ton of suitable candidates around. C'mon, Hiromi, let's get this party started."
An uncertain glance, and then Hiromi gets up and moves to the center of the room, feeling more observed by Karizaki's yellow-lensed stare than he ever has standing at the head of a whole team. He looks the Driver over one more time before putting it on, the belt unspooling from who-knows-where to wrap around his waist. It's...not uncomfortable. In fact, it feels like it was made for him.
"You gotta have a catchphrase," Karizaki says, cheerful, "part of the whole experience, but you can skip it this time since we're just test-driving."
This is not helpful advice, so Hiromi ignores him, hefts the Spider Vistamp, and murmurs, "Transform," as he presses it down on the pad of the Driver.
A spider lowers next to his shoulder, there's a dizzying moment as he is enveloped in threads of web, and then there's an even more dizzying moment as the visual sensors in the suit come online. All six of them. He stumbles, and Karizaki says, "What, what, what, a problem already?"
"Too many eyes," Hiromi says, disoriented. "I can see the wall behind me."
"Yeah, it's cool, right? Nearly 360. Useful for you. You'll get the hang of it." Beat. "But you can turn it off if you have to, just focus on looking forward."
Hiromi steadies himself and focuses forward, and--the extra eyes shut off. His vision narrows to his usual range and again he is dizzied, though not to the point of stumbling this time, by how much more acute it is. He looks at Karizaki and can see the individual links in his glasses chain, the threads in his shirt, can measure his pulse by the minute movements of the vein in his throat.
"Better?"
"Yyy...es. I'll turn the additional eyes back on later, but it was startling."
"How's it feel?"
Steady on his feet now, Hiromi shifts his weight experimentally, takes a step forward and one back, shakes his hands out as if they were asleep, wiggles his fingers. "It feels...different. It's an unusual sensation. I didn't expect the suit to be comfortable, but it is." A few more steps, back and forth in the open space, just as he'd do to try on new shoes. "This is a different material from the Revi suit."
Karizaki grins at him, like a schoolboy excited to show off a project on which he got a good grade, and for a moment he's genuinely charming. "Geno Muscle. Demons is a little less versatile than Revi, but you've got some punching power. Actually, hang on a second." He stands up from his computer and comes out from behind the table, and the impression of charm is obscured by his usual weirdness as he gets much too close to Hiromi and leans in to peer at his arm. "Like I said. Only seen this in sims before. Design looks even better in motion than I thought."
Awkward, Hiromi stands still and lets Karizaki circle him. "I would comment, but there aren't any mirrors in here."
"I can get one in a minute if you really need to see." A little more circling, and then, "Nice to finally get to see this close up," and he reaches out and squeezes one of Hiromi's biceps, which is just a step too far in terms of invasion of personal space.
Hiromi's intent is just to pull his arm free and push Karizaki away. And yet...intent is all well and good, but being in the Demons suit is, he finds, much like driving a car in which the brakes have just been replaced and jolting at every red light. He's so much stronger, so suddenly, that he doesn't entirely know how to moderate himself, and thus what was intended to be a gentle nudge becomes, instead, a shove that sends Karizaki falling back and overbalances him so much that he stumbles after.
He catches himself heavily with one hand, Karizaki pinned between him and one of the tables. Shamefully, his first thought is, Ok, so this is how I lose my job, which is followed by, "I'm so sorry, I'm not accustomed to being so much stronger. Are you all right?"
Karizaki stares up at him, and then looks down at his other arm, caught between them like a bar across Karizaki's chest. "Unexpected display of power there, Hiromi," and he sounds shocked, but in a way that's somehow unnervingly positive. "Very impressive."
Thrown off, Hiromi stands up and offers his hand, and Karizaki grasps it and pulls himself up and doesn't let go.
"How does it feel?" No, he definitely doesn't sound upset. Breathless, maybe, but not in an upset way. "Being so powerful?"
Not upset, but his heart rate is elevated. Hiromi can feel it through the sensors in the suit, Karizaki's pulse beating against his fingertips and up his arm, and between that and his tone of voice Hiromi's mood flips from embarrassed at his lack of control to frustrated, even angry. He could have been seriously injured, but instead of properly understanding the gravity of the situation, he's grinning about it. Genius or no, his attitude is a danger to himself, and by extension to others given the importance of his work.
"Well?"
"You want to know how this feels?"
"Obviously, that's why I asked."
Karizaki is still hanging onto his hand when Hiromi takes a first step towards him, and is thus easily led. Even when his back hits the wall he looks no more than mildly surprised, entirely unbothered by Hiromi getting in his face even as he raises his hands in what seems like a mockery of surrender. Kadota, you're going to lose your goddamn job, says the rational part of Hiromi's mind, but what comes out of his mouth is, "It feels dangerous. I don't like feeling dangerous. I'm doing this to protect people, not to be powerful."
"That's the spirit," is the breathed-out response, in a tone that now seems even less situationally appropriate. "That's what it means to be Kamen Rider."
"Is it?" but it's hard to maintain anger, because Hiromi doesn't want to be angry, he doesn't enjoy how anger makes him feel, and because at this point Karizaki's reactions have him genuinely off-balance. It's--Karizaki's an attractive man, in his wild-eyed way, and he's persisting in looking at Hiromi in a way that makes Hiromi feel jumpy and strange. "You have a strange way of looking at things."
Instead of replying, Karizaki reaches for one of his wrists. "You should feel dangerous. I designed it to be dangerous. Point is, what are you going to use it for?" Fingertips trail across his palm, the sensation not dulled but amplified by however many precision-engineered sensors are clustered in the gloves there. "You could hurt me very badly if you wanted to," and his hand is raised to Karizaki's face--he bites his lip inside the helmet and focuses on gentleness and care and not on the warmth of Karizaki's cheek against his palm. "Here, I'll even make it easy for you."
This was a mistake. Cornering him like this was a mistake. It was a mistake, because Hiromi can feel himself blushing, which means that this whole test has taken on an entirely different tone.
"You could just break my neck, but you won't, no matter how much I provoke you, because you're a conscientious man." Karizaki cocks his head to one side, serene (for a given definition of serenity) and self-satisfied, his lips brushing the edge of Hiromi's hand like kisses, as he says, "Aren't you, Hi-ro-mi."
Hiromi jerks his hand back, steps away, fumbles with the Driver and feels the overwhelming sensation of power dissipate as the Spiders suit goes away to wherever it's stored.
"I think it's pretty safe to say that everything's in working order, right, Hiromi?"
Hiromi punches the wall next to his head.
Seeing his eyes flick to the side for a moment is unbelievably satisfying. "Something else you needed?"
A deep, slow breath, and then Hiromi says, as calmly as possible, "Am I dismissed?"
"Yeah, sure." Karizaki sounds out of breath again. "Sure, we're done here."
Hiromi nods and leaves without any good-bye, walking not quite as fast as his legs will take him. It's only when he's well away from Karizaki's lab that he stops and tucks himself into a corner, trying to rid himself of the thought of Karizaki's flushed face and breathless voice.
--
Left alone in his lab, George stays standing for a moment, catching his breath, and then slides down the wall to sit on the floor and drags both hands down his face. He can feel himself grinning against his own palms. "Goddamn."
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Do you ever think about how Lilith said 'the one thing I loved' when she talked about Adam 2.0? Because I do.
It's significant for so many reasons.
For one, it's proof that she actually did love Adam. Because she's not saying this in front of anyone, she's not putting on an act, it is just her on her own, and she says out loud that she loved him. He wasn't just someone she found fun or entertaining, or something she was just spending time with in order to be less bored, it's not even just friendship; she loved him. They were together such a short time and she fell in love with him, which is both a testament to how kind and good a person Adam was, and also how big a capacity Lilith has for love, how she does love fully and completely (which makes her very different to the rest of Hell, who do not seem to have that capacity from what we've seen).
For two, it confirms that she no longer loves Lucifer. When Part 1 began, she is still in love with the Dark Lord, no matter what he has done to her, how he has changed, how twisted and abusive he has become, she is still devoted to him (or rather, devoted to the memory of him, I think. I believe she was clinging to the idea that once the prophecy was fulfilled he would be back to how he used to be), but by this point that love is officially gone. She has no love for Lucifer from this point on (further confirmed by when she's like 'we are very much NOT together) and that is a big fucking deal considering she's been in that relationship for thousands of years. It not only signifies how much she fell in love with Adam and what he meant to her, but it's also the first step in Lilith becoming completely separated from Lucifer.
For three, it's the fact that at this point she loves nothing else. The only thing she loves in the entire world, across all the realms, is Adam. That is a big deal, both for Adam and for Lilith. For Adam because, congratulations dude, you became the sole thing the first woman and the mother of demons loved, so much so that your presence and memory stays with her long after your death. For Lilith, it's a sadder big deal, as it's the fact that she loved one thing, just one person in the entire universe, and the person she has served and helped her whole life, murdered him and then tortured her with it. She has been made to eat the one person she loved. And I don't think it's coincidence that we never see Lilith eat human flesh again after this point.
For four, the love for Adam 2.0, and stating it out loud, stating it was the one and only thing she loved, is really significant for her naming her son after him. It shows that her son became the one thing in the world she loved. She named him after the one thing she'd loved and lost, and it's definitely a way of keeping Adam 2.0 alive, but it's also really significant for how she feels about her son. Because in choosing a name for him, she chose the name of the one person she loved, a name of love for the other person she now loves. It just is a really clear and obvious way to show how much she loved her son.
It also ties in to how she was so terrified for Baby Adam and how Lucifer would treat him and raise him, that (as she said in her own words) she'd rather him die than be raised by him. She couldn't see Lucifer destroy the other remaining person she loved, so she did the hardest thing in the world, and, in her mind, spared her son from all that suffering by taking him herself. The fact she went through the horror of eating him in order to prevent Lucifer from being able to resurrect him...ow.
But yes, in conclusion, saying 'the one thing I loved' is a big deal on so many levels, and in general just confirms and proves not only Lilith's huge capacity for love, but that she does genuinely love with her whole heart, to the point she'll have herself suffer so they don't have to. This is why I love the idea of her joining the Order of Hecate instead of Hell, because I feel that's an environment where that part of her would be encouraged and not mocked, and she'd be able to explore it healthily.
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winner for le hc thing ? hi
(From this post)
THIS FUCKING GIF IS KILLING ME. ANYWAY YOURE UNLEASHING DEMONS
Sexuality Headcanon: Literally look me in the eyes rn. And take a wild guess (they're gay and very flamingly so)
Gender Headcanon: Nonbinary & very flamboyant about it. They used to experiment a lot when younger but mostly when It comes to gender expression, I see them as identifying as genderless basically Ever
A ship I have with said character: Good lord. Winnerclock makes me insane you don't understand the POTENTIAL these two have. Winner came out of their friendship/relationship with Loser and left an entire carreer behind and It seems like they don't like being reminded of it, meanwhile Clock doesn't seem to fully.. get that yet or needs to be further hammered in his head that Winner has boundaries and he's kind of . Very Fail. But Winner is a little fail too cuz I need them to be like Hey Man . Can you not do that. THEY NEED TO TALK IT OUT. BUT I THINK WINNER DESERVES ANOTHER CHANCE W SOMEONE WHOS RIGHT FOR THEM (I need you to know "Who treats you right" by Pansy Division just started playing I feel insane) AND CARES and they're both people who've been forgotten before (Clock's entire team forgot abt him). I don't think Clock JUST likes em cuz they're famous cuz like.. why else would he remember them when no one else does. Once that idol x fan barrier is broken down I feel like they could really come closer to each other and leave past things behind. I feel like Im pointing at a whiteboard rn like an insane lunatic just listen to me man. Also Clock is gay as hell you can't ignroe that
A BROTP I have with said character: I do not have BROTPS/NOTPS with them So lemme tell u about some other ships I have
Winner x Loser: h . H Nate. Do I even need to tell you. I am pointing at the goikytown docs rn I CANT EVEN SAY MUCH THAT ISNT SAVED FOR GOIKYTOWN BUT LIKE YKNOW. THEYRE SO DIVORCECORE Plus Im such a SUCKER for bandmates (Since I hc them as such) They make out sloppy style after performances
Winner x Spongy / Winner x Loser x Spongy: Sooo yeah if Winner x Loser isn't enough, they're in a polycule with Spongy - Remember how Loser called Spongy old pal when he was eliminated again? They're buddies. They were bandmates. I think these two are super cute with each other even If they never interacted JUST THINK ABOUT IT. They're both kind & caring and good for each other
Winner x Snowball: Heh. Okay I don't think about these two toooo much but the idea of Snowball seeing another Strong Fella and then having a gay moment over it is very fun I kinda love it LOL
A random headcanon: Winner grew up with Funk & Soul music in their Bones... Also I think early in their childhood they were rly fond of 1920s-30s ballroom music, they were a bit of an Old Soul. Semi related, but I think they're a huge 70s enjoyer, esp when It comes to music and fashion
General Opinion over said character: WHAT DO YOU THINK. LOL I LOVE THEM TO BITS <3 They grew on me over time once I got ideas for them for goikytown and since Ive always been very fond of fictional Bands I basically got Sooo many ideas for young Winner and sculpted my own Beast and got to think of how it went down the line and now... and everything they did with Loser too. And then clock when July Last Year hit . But ofc I love the original Winner too DUH!! THEYRE SUCH A LITTLE SWEETHEART How could I not... also that accent HHOOOOO BABY (normal) (Im Normal) But Ya this post alone doesnt even scratch the SURFACE of how much I think abt them they're like an OC at this point. Godspeed
#hi nate#im so allistic rn /lie#answered#headcanon tag#adding this tag to say i hope u all know nate went 'holy shit' out loud upon seeing this
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CRYING ON MY 21st BIRTHDAY
april 26, 2022
8:31p (mt)
it’s my 21st birthday !!! finally i am allowed to go inside a bar legally. i probably won’t anyway but i know i can also go into casinos in other states besides MN. that’s what i’m about to do right now, i am in Albuquerque.
i know i should be happy for my 21st birthday, but today i am REALLY sad. like near mental breakdown type of sad. i cried in a Ross today but no one knows so that’s just something i will keep to myself. i have no real reason to be sad on this day, i’m mostly sad about my life and what family i have.
i just got inside my head by accident and remembered how broken my family is and how it really messed me up, and grieving for a family i never had and never will have. i kept seeing families in this city with what looked like a present father and mother, and assumed they were perfect despite not knowing who they are. i really wish i had a parent who cared about my feelings. if i ever thought about bringing it up to my mom, i just know it won’t be good. i just hate it here, i want to be adopted by a loving family (at age 21) or just disappear.
break - now it’s may 6, 2022
well... i typed that up in the hotel in like 5 min after coming back from Ross. i had to stop because my mom was dragging me down to the casino and i didn’t win 🙄. the trip was.... OK. i didn’t even want to go along. i only went because i was seeing Lorde in Minneapolis (which was incredible) the day before they left and i didn’t want to have to drive myself in the city alone, so i had to go with them. it was too long of a trip - 11 DAYS!!! i probably would’ve had more fun if i had my brother or a cousin with me, but it was just me, my mom, grandma and stepdad. and there wasn’t really much for me to do in Albuquerque anyway, i could have drank with my mom but i stopped drinking. also they knew i didn’t have fun, which makes me feel guilty. i couldn’t say anything because i didn’t want to seem ungrateful, i just wanted to be at home all by myself. i felt so alone and just wanted to sit in a corner and cry lol. i felt like a brat and i hate feeling that way.
so why the hell was i crying on my 21st birthday, the only birthday that should be most special? every birthday from now on will be meaningless and i fuckin fumbled my last good one!
you see, i had to spend time with my mom and stepdad once again. ever since i was a baby, i’ve known that i hate being with both of them together. i hate my stepdad, and my mom just.... enables him i guess. i don’t know how to explain. things he does and how he acts is so annoying and hateful, i feel very uncomfortable near him while my mom is able to tolerate it somehow. he is loud, he repeatedly yells stupid shit at me to be “funny,” he has no consideration for others, and says racist/homophobic things out loud and proud, just a big man child and that’s not all. my mom and grandma think it’s funny but i just wanted him to shut up and leave me alone. he will also just switch up and get mad at my mom or somebody else all quick? for instance, when we were packing up to leave, my mom was trying to be fast packing and told him to start packing. he didn’t want to and my mom rolled her eyes, i think, and he got PISSED OFF! he was like “you’re gonna piss me off 😡 quit fucking acting like that i HATE when you get like that 😡 now i’m fucking mad 😡” blah blah blah - and made everyone uncomfortable. my whole life i had to deal with that (and MUCH more) while my mom just stood right by his side, never defending herself or others. i was quiet and had my airpods in the whole trip, and he got mad at me for it.
that’s why i ended up crying on my birthday, which was the first day in NM. all of the stress and trauma i had to endure my whole life sort of just revived itself within like a day and it overwhelmed me and i started crying to myself in the men’s section. it felt like the demons that watched me from the shadows my whole life appeared right in front of me at once. (is that some form of PTSD?) this was happening all while seeing nice looking families. as little tears were silently rolling down my face underneath my mask, i was thinking “why couldn’t i have a family like that? they look normal... they look loving.” after figuring out why i am the way i am, all of the toxicity and abuse has been haunting me ever since, especially when i think of my past. everything just makes sense, and it’s because of my mom and him. after this mini-crisis, i just checked out. i didn’t really talk or show emotion, or even eat. i was just there for the ride anyway, waiting to get home so i can deal with my emotions alone, like what i had to do my whole life. 😢
it was SO weird the day we left. we had a 4 hour drive to Minneapolis and i was just sitting in the car thinking “wow. i’m sitting here with the two people who traumatized me and are the reason i hate myself.” these are the people who raised me to hate myself. to never be myself around them. to become an emotionless nobody, a person with no soul. all this hate hidden beneath their fake love. everything just hit me at once and i couldn’t hold it in. during the whole trip i was longing for a family i’ll never have, and being upset that it’ll always be just me in this world. imagine who i could have been if i was given the support i needed growing up. instead of having love, all i have is hate and no hope for myself.
ima talk more about ol mommy next.
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4.1.2023
I just finished Chapter 2. The ending was sad. The angels are brimming with hatred and blinded by it, so what they're doing is very unfair and inhumane.
But I also feel very excited to move on to Chapter 3, and Mammon is on the cover(?) of it so it's definite that MC will meet him now. I'm really looking forward to that and to meeting Bimet and Eligos, hopefully! Then again, MC didn't meet Astaroth even though he's from Gehenna, so it would make sense that she wouldn't meet all of Mammon's demons now too, which means that if she were to meet someone now, it should, by logic, be Bimet because he's the closest to Mammon. Time to see!
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intro: something I really loved about the end of Chapter 2 was the display of Satan's kindness—he loves his subjects and cares for them, and is sad when they get hurt. I also really appreciated MC's care for him and her desire to comfort him.
And Ppyong needs so many hugs.
update I: Minhyeok is so sweet <3 also, he and MC are really cute together
and dammit the H-scene is so far off sob I wonder who it's gonna be this time
update II: these bouncing angels that look like buns: wow guys, you're fast but it's time to meet the Lord, baby
update III: oooooh this one is called 'the man sculpted from muscle,' so is it time to meet Mammon already? I'm so excited omfg
update IV: everyone else is asleep, meanwhile Satan is just
update V: YAYYYY HIYA
but oh my he's so big HUGE and idk how to put it but there's this sweetness to his face. He's so cute lol and he looks like he would be great to hug
update VI: LMFAO
Tbh I'd love to do that too ngl
update VII: UHHH??? I kinda like how warm and comfy this sounds and wow, he really said I'll be your bed simply glorious!
Anyways, Mammon is making moves already, so wake up and get yo girl, Satan
update VIII: a somewhat strange thing to point out, unless it irks him (which doesn't quite make sense since he doesn't know her yet. But! If he felt attracted to her once he first saw her, that changes things a lot)
update IX: I'm going to guess that it DOES bother him
update X: ooff he's cool, he's cool <3
update XI: no comment true love can never be hidden, and he is passionate about butts, so he couldn't resist, I guess...
But what actually piqued my interest is the fact that his hands are bigger than any other hands MC has seen because I love hands
update XII: so first I chose to make MC grab his butt so I can see how he reacts, but dude the description was hilarious to say the least lmao
Mammon has a squishy soft butt spread the word
then I chose the 'lie back down on his chest' option because it's cute dammit needless to say, things got...interesting either way
update XIII: Satan is asleep so he's technically not seeing anything, but MC getting frisky with Mammon in front of Satan's open eyes...I'm just happy he wasn't awake to see this
update XIV: okay that's actually romantic in a greedy sort of way
update XV: he seems to be optimistic but sentimental, and pretty attached to his emotions too. CUTEEE ugh
update XVI: YEAH MAMMON IN YOUR DREAMS (thank u tho, i like u)
update XVII: Ppyong and Minhyeok have the cutest dynamic plssss also Minhyeok deserves more love from MC when possible
update XVIII: I thought Minhyeok was going to use his horn in class and almost died but let's be honest, I WAS going to enjoy how awkward and hard difficult it would've been for him to keep quiet lmao sadism anyways, did he just say that MC's underwear smells nice? Listen, bro...
update XIX: boys will be boys
update XX: AAAAAAAAAAARGH I LOVE HIM
update XXI: oh god I can't deal with this it's too cute LOOK AT PPYONG PLEASE LOOK AT HIM HE'S SO SMOL AND EXCITED AND HAPPY and look at Minhyeok noooo this is too precious
update XXII: Ppyong is rooting for MC and Minhyeok oh man that's it I'm gonna die of fluff overdose and I will love every minute of it
update XXIII: Minhyeok being doubtful and unsure of himself because he thinks that MC is seeing much better things in Hell which he would seem 'ordinary' next to, and Ppyong comforting him and telling him he's beautiful and 'devilish' aka code for 'good' was an arrow to my heart
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5.1.2024
update XXIV: it was mentioned earlier that MC beginning to see Minhyeok as a man and not just her childhood friend would have effects, so this is the beginning of it, I guess: Satan and Sitri are jealous and irritated
update XXV: lmaooo be fair, Mammon. Anyone other than Glasyalabolas would look small next to you Satan would look even smaller tho, I agree
update XXVI: okay, I really, really like Mammon. He has a very pleasant and chill personality, and he too seems to have gotten attracted to MC before he got to know for sure that she's Sulumun's dootah Solomon's descendant? That's so nice to know
update XXVII: oh my fucking—it's decided. I LOVE Bimet. He doesn't even bother to be convincing oh my God LMAO or maybe he thinks he IS being convincing or that others are idiots who would fall for it anyway
I'm so happy he got introduced so early though, I was waiting for that moment lol I really liked him the moment I read his intro *looks at Belial, Eligos, Beel, Ronové, Lucifer, Glasyalabolas, Gusion, Bathin and Andrealphus* did I forget anyone?
update XXVIII: THE H-SCENE IS SO CLOSE ALREADY WTF OMG YAAAS WHO'S IT GONNA BE
I have my bets on Paimon because I don't think it's logical for Mammon's to happen yet also let's hope I can pass the one battle that leads to it because this has been suspiciously easy (edit: I passed. Still suspiciously easy. It's coming for me, isn't it?)
update XXIX: no bro, I fucking ADORE him
update XXX (oooh would you look at that, an xxx): it's sweet how Bimet got emotional when he thought MC was Solomon, and it's funny that he was then like 'get lost if you don't have money, especially if you're not Solomon' lmao he's a riot
update XXXI: sexy move, hon
And excuse me for my poor wording, Bimet, but don't you look scrumptious! That tongue
update XXXII: aw he sounds annoyed but he also seems like he's going to cry. I wanted to include a screenshot, but no more images fit.
The heck though, I love him to bits. So, without further ado, welcome to my favourite characters club, Bimet!
But damn it, I also really liked when he told MC that she's a beggar that listens to reason. That screenshot deserved a spot in here too lol
Next up, THE H-SCENEEEEE!
#what in “hell” is bad#what in hell is bad#what in hell is bad diaries#Whb#whb mammon#what in hell is bad bimet#whb bimet
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pairings: Lucifer x Fem!Reader, Mammon x Fem!Reader, Leviathan x Fem!Reader
warnings: tw abandonment (but it turns out okay, I promise), mentions of the act of birthing,
A/N: you came to the right place! as the second oldest of six children, I have some experience when it comes to pregnancy:) I hope you don't mind, nonny, but I'm gonna split this up into a few parts so I can do the dateables as well!
Lucifer
The moment you had shyly produced the positive pregnancy test from the pocket of your hoodie, it felt like Lucifer had entered into a fever dream filled with nursery designs, baby names, the expenses that pile up before the baby even arrives, researching human pregnancy, keeping you out of harm's way and healthy and happy...
So when you first stagger out of bed and rush to his bathroom, hand clamped over your mouth and one shaky hand on your slightly swollen tummy, Lucifer isn't surprised
He is very concerned, however. You had been so nervous to tell him of your pregnancy, you waited until the last moment before your bump was noticeable to tell him
That meant you had been suffering from all of these pregnancy side effects before he'd permanently moved you to sleep in his room
Lucifer hoists himself out of bed and pads into the bathroom, gathering up your hair, if any, into his fist and pulling your hunched form between his legs for support
You hate this feeling with a passion; throbbing stomach and a lump in your throat with little to no vertigo and tears rolling down your face as you try and catch your breath
You tell him it hurts, you ask him if he can take the pain away as your head rests on his chest, lashes fluttering with wooziness
Lightheadedness was unbearably common; you would suddenly grip his sleeve and he could watch the color drain from your face and your knees get shaky, body beginning to sway
He always catches you though, finding a place for you to sit or lie down and gather yourself
Tummy rubs become more common; the feeling of his hands against your bare tummy, spreading their warmth and nullifying the ache, allowing you to relax
He's extremely attentive as well and can tell whenever you need something
Water? Here's a cup sweetheart, remember, you're hydrating and eating for two people!
Craving something? Chocolate? Fried pickles? Chips of some kind? sweets? He's stockpiled anything you could want and locked it away just for you.
I feel like Lucifer would want your baby to be a little girl. A little princess he can carry on his shoulders and spoil with his love and gifts.
Satan ruined him for having another baby boy, but if that's how the cards fall, he certainly wouldn't mind. Unfortunately, he'd be constantly walking on eggshells, afraid he'll make your little boy into another rebellious child
That's the last thing he wants
Lucifer does his best to keep his kid away from Satan and Belphie and out of the 'Formerly Anti-Lucifer League', but sometimes you're taking a nap or out shopping with Asmodeus, and Satan and his brothers manage to coerce the little one into their shenanigans
One thing is for sure though, even if Lucifer didn't want any kids and the creation of one was unplanned, he would never ever turn you away
He's very responsible and does anything in his power to make the pregnancy as easy and happy as possible
On the day you are to give birth, he's a mess
He has already sweat through 3 shirts by the time the IV has been secured to your hand
Everything he says doesn't come without a stutter
He's squeezing your hand and kissing your hair during labor, trying to distract you from the burn between your legs as much as he can
You probably need extra stitches from baby's horns ngl
Definitely cries before the baby is even put in your arms
Refuses to let his brothers come and see you, "They can wait until we go home."
Lucifer is Smitten™
He smooches the tiredness under your eyes and tells you to get some rest
Surprisingly, he enjoys a lot of the names from the human world you discuss and will most likely pick one of those
But if it's a girl, her name is Lilith. I'm sorry MC, your input is invalid at this time
You don't regret 'final day in the devildom sex' at all when you get to witness the Avatar of Pride reduced to tears when the nurse puts the child in his arms
P-P-Pregnant? MC, ya better be jokin'...
Mammon
You weren't, judging by the pregnancy test(s) clutched in your fist
He's not mad at you, he's not upset, (in fact, he's the happiest he's ever been), he just scared
Broken Condom Victim™
He loved you just a bit too hard last week...
but let's be real here, HIS MC, carrying HIS baby?
That's like the highest level of ownership on his lovely human you could get! Levi, Asmo, Beel, Lucifer, everyone would be SOOOO JEALOUS!!!
AND
He gets to have a little one running around again!
You saw how sweet he was to babified Satan in the obey me anime premier! He LOVES little kids and nothing would make him happier than someone to play with (besides MC of course) that wouldn't make fun of him for messing up and being silly!
AND
You're so pretty!!
I mean, ya were always pretty, but somethin' about ya is different and yer even more beautiful than before somehow!
Mammon said, his entire face the shade of a pomegranate
Pregnancy glow is REAL
Asmo agrees, after stealing you away from an extremely overprotective mammon and hiding in the attic to chat without disturbance (mammon)
But as much as YOU know he would be the BEST father, comments from his brothers continue to drag him down and the evenings he cried into your shoulder became more and more frequent as your pregnancy progresses
Mammon, as we all know, is, in fact, a tiddy man
He likes to touch and squeeze them, and just gently hold them while cuddling or even browsing in a store, he'd just come up behind you and touch your boobs
(also, mammon likes all sizes, so if you have next to no tiddy like me, you'll be at his mercy as well. those with the large honkers, however, watch yourself)
Now that there's a miracle growing in your tummy, other parts of your body are preparing for its arrival, including your chest
Swelling, swelling, soreness, growing and darkening of the nipples, and swelling make it so Mammon can no longer touch your pretty tiddies :(((
(grammarly didn't like that word)
On the day mammon snack size was to be born, mammon is silent but extremely fidgety
It was early in the morning when you'd shaken him awake like, "mammoney, I'm going into labor" and he was out of bed and out the door with your luggage before you finished blinking
After grabbing your DDD's and you, he carries you down to the car (what dysfunctional family doesn't have a car? a nice one (Mercedes, Audi, you get the idea) for lucifer and a Volkswagon bus or something for his siblings to share) and drives quickly, but very carefully drives to the hospital, holding your hand the whole way.
He covers your eyes when they put the IV in, just in case you're squeamish, and rubs your arms as the drugs begin to take effect and there's a little fear in your eyes at the thought of pushing an entire human/demon being out of your coochie
He assures you and never lets go of your hand no matter how long you're in labor
When it's all over with and you are resting in your hospital bed waiting for the doctors to finish the Apgar tests and give you your baby
Mammon is speechless as the nurse places the baby in your arms
That's HIS KID!!
Immediately starts crying
The little horns poking out of the blanket? Those look just like his!!
Judging by the bit of hair on it's head, it looks like the baby will have hair like yours
If it's a baby boy, he thinks it should be named "Mammon II" but you just giggle and remind him of the deal he made with lucifer long ago, that his first born child, no matter the gender, had to have 'Lucifer' somewhere in their name
Human names are dumb, except for yours of course, so he searches for suitable demon names
The last thing he wants is a kid named Lucifer, so that will be the kid's middle name
He really regrets his past decisions now
Leviathan
"Levi?"
"Yeah, babe?"
"I'm pregnant."
*leviathan has been KO'd*
No joke, this man is literally floored and didn't wake up for a while and you were afraid you had just slain the fucking Lord of Shadows
Some Henry you were
You had to call Lucifer in to wake him up because he was still flat on the floor a half and hour later
Mammon is more that happy to tip a bucket of ice water on the face of the son of a bitch that impregnated HIS MC
Levi wakes up and pounces on you, gripping you tightly by the arms
"You're k-kidding r-right?"
Him? A father?
Uhhhhhhh
Unfortunately, Leviathan.exe has stopped working, try again in two thousand years
I hate to say this, but he definitely detaches himself for a while until his brothers, especially Asmodeus, literally beat him into shape
He comes back to you, a little bruised and sobbing, but not from the beating he just received
He's so sorry he neglected you! He's such a horrible demon, undeserving of your welcoming nature
He's gonna be the worst dad, and he's not good enough for you, and his kid will hate him just like everyone else does, he doesn't deserve you, he's so sorry for making you suffer the side effects and feel all alone,
Sir, I-
FALSE
It's your turn to shake some sense into him, reminding him that he would be the. best. dad!!
Not to mention the fact that you were just happy he realized his mistakes and came back to you
He begs you to sleep in his bed tub with him for security, and you have to admit his tail is very comforting
Levi does extensive research on human pregnancy and now at the dinner table, instead of talking about the latest slice of life anime he'd been watching, he's just spouting random pregnancy facts and you're laughing so hard it brings you to tears
When the weird dreams and vivid nightmares happen, Levi is right behind you, rubbing your swollen tummy, and letting you talk about them
A lot of them were about him and about your future child
Most of them were about how they got hurt in some way, either that or YOU got hurt and the baby died
These, more often than not, brought you to tears and stress you out, but Levi is right there, okay? Nothing can hurt you, nor would he let anything happen to you on his watch
Learns how to massage you (safely) to reduce stress
Definitely talks to the baby a lot
Levi begged you to be induced so the birth was safe and not a sudden occasion and you agree
On the day the doctor recommended, you arrived at the hospital and got down to business
Levi didn't really want to be in the room with you, but he knew he had to for your sake and he'd played a few birth simulators from both perspectives and you really needed him
Kinda sits there awkwardly comforting you and encouraging you, holding your hand and caressing your cheeks, a bit flushed from exertion and tears
Listen
If the baby is a boy, his name will be Henry and that's final
If it's a girl, he doesn't really care, as long as you don't name her 'mammonia' or something dumb like that
definitely crashes your hospital bed to snuggle until the baby is ready
cries when the baby wraps its extremely small digits around one of his own
also at the little horns protruding from its head
and the tuft of purple in its head
Also Smitten™
He's so excited to get home and show off his beautiful baby to his brothers and then formulate a plan to raise the kid to live and breathe TSL just like his daddy <3
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Hello! I saw your asks open and i wanted to request some angst headcanons with dad!Asmo. I just read Luci's and oh man that sure hurt my heart, you write angst so well!
Unwanted (Dad!Asmo x F!Reader) ANGST
A/N : Mammon plays a really big part in this, just as Beel played a big role in the dad!Lucifer fic. It's never hinted whether they're together or not, it's kind of up to the imagination... but if you'd like, I can write a part two to this??? (I will also, to anyone who might want it, write a part two to the dad!Lucifer fic)
Word Count : 2.3K
Warnings : pregnancy ; children ; maternity ; babies ; hinted abortion ; angst ;
He never wanted children, he didn’t want anything that would actually tie him down to anything or anyone. It wasn’t his “thing”, and you both had done everything to prevent it from happening. Up until now, everything had worked, there had never been one mistake, but the both of you got sloppy. There was a party, and… well, you loved him, and he had said that he loved you, and precautions weren’t a “thing” at that moment. One slip up, one mistake, and now everything was falling apart.
“I didn’t want this. I don’t want that.” He spat the words at you, pointing towards your stomach. He had only stopped pacing long enough to say it before starting again, walking the length of his room as he gnawed at his perfectly manicured fingers. You hadn’t expected anything different from him, but it still hurt that he was blaming the whole thing on you, as if it didn’t take 50/50 participation to make something like this happen. “It’ll completely ruin my image. A child with a human! It’ll be all over the tabloids, in every magazine… I can’t have that.”
His behavior shouldn’t have been that shocking to you, but to hear just how selfish he really was, to know that he thought so little of you, it hurt way worse than you ever thought it would. One moment he was professing his love to you, and now he’s disgusted with you. It could have been that your emotions were running high from the situation, or maybe the hormones had just taken over completely, but you wanted to scream, you wanted to cry, and you wanted to fight him. “Your image?! This thing could kill me and all you care about is your stupid public persona… Screw you! I wish I never fell in love with you.”
His eyes went soft, and for a moment you thought that maybe he’d apologize, maybe he was rethinking his own words, his actions, that maybe you’d be able to be a team to work through this mess. You were wrong, you were so wrong. “Wish all you want, we both know you’d have never been able to resist me.” Narcissistic, selfish, he was just awful. You closed your eyes tightly, trying to fight back the tears as you walked past him. He didn’t deserve your last words, he didn’t deserve anything. He didn’t deserve you.
The twelfth week was supposed to be the most exciting. It was when most couples would finally make their announcements, happily tell family and friends that they were expecting. Your twelfth week was a nightmare. You were trapped in the Devildom, human doctors wouldn’t know what the hell was going on if they delivered a child with horns, a child so angelically demonic that they’d probably call the hospital priest to your room as soon as they saw it. The only place where you’d be able to safely deliver a child like this and live through it would be in the Devildom.
It’s not like you hadn’t tried to relieve yourself of the problem. You had gone to Lucifer, Satan, Barbatos, even Lord Diavolo, asking them if there was any way that they could just… get rid of it. Sadly, Asmodeus wasn’t just a narcissistic, selfish prick, he was also sadistic. None of them could do anything without Asmodeus’ approval since it was his child too. Every time one of them asked him, he would refuse. He didn’t even give a reason, he just wanted to see you suffer.
Strangely, you had found comfort and solace in Mammon. You were pretty sure he was only helping because he still had a crush on you, but he became your emotional, mental, and physical support throughout everything. You had told him many times that he didn’t have to basically “fill in” for Asmo, but he insisted that it was the least he could do considering his little brother was being a dick. He wasn’t just your support at the house, he was… invested in the child that Asmo hadn’t wanted. He took you to doctors appointments, sometimes even getting in the way of the doctor as he pointed to the ultrasound screen. He was so excited that most people just assumed it was his kid, and he never denied it either. It was just easier that way, to go along with whatever the other demons said because he knew that any mention of Asmo would upset you and that was the last thing he wanted to do.
Some days the both of you would sit on the couch in the living room, flipping through the pages of maternity books. He’d really try to understand the diagrams on the pages, but you could tell that he was confused and sometimes he’d even look up at you from the pages, and then down at your stomach, and then up at you, before looking back down at the pages. It was cute, and you’d giggle lightly, resting your head on his shoulder as you continued flipping through the pages. He had become the only person in the house that you felt like you could fully trust and rely on. Everyone else wanted to stay out of the drama, nobody wanted to get involved, but Mammon wasn’t there for the drama, he was only there for you, he was there when you needed him.
“Can you believe him? Can you believe both of them? We haven’t even broken up and they’re sleeping together, she’s even wearing his clothes. It’s ridiculous, and Mammon is out there playing dad with my kid.” Asmo sat on the edge of the counter, voicing his complaints to anyone who would listen. Sadly it was Beel’s turn since he was the only one in the kitchen right now. Most of the time the other brothers would just hide themselves away, not wanting to deal with Asmo right now, but Beel had gotten hungry and he really thought he’d be lucky enough to avoid his brother.
“I don’t know what the big deal is… You didn’t want the kid anyway.” He wasn’t going to walk on eggshells around Asmo, he wasn’t going to lie to make anyone feel better. In Beel’s eyes, Asmo was completely in the wrong. “If Y/N is finding some sort of happiness in spending time with Mammon, who are you to complain? It stopped being your place when you said you didn’t want it.” He shrugged before grabbing his plate and going straight back to his room. He wasn’t going to continue listening to it, but he hoped that he had left Asmo with something to really think about. He walked up the stairs, going straight to the bedroom door, knocking loudly. He wasn’t going to stop until someone opened the door either.
Mammon got up from the bed that you both had been propped up on, rolling his eyes as he walked over to his door, groaning loudly when he saw Asmo standing there. “Whaddaya want? We don’t need ya here… yer just gonna stress ‘er out.” He was trying to talk quietly, not wanting you to hear him or even know who was there. He was so protective of you, he wouldn’t let anyone else serve your food during meals, he’d even stand outside the bathroom door whenever you were in there just to make sure you didn’t fall or hurt yourself.
Asmo pushed his way into the room much to Mammon’s annoyance. “I don’t care, Mammon. Y/N isn’t yours, and neither is the child. They’re both mine, and I’d like to have a word with her.” He said snidely, but Mammon wasn’t going to have it. Brother or not, he cared too much about you, he had worked so hard to help you get over what Asmo had done, and he wasn’t going to let him waltz back in and ruin everything.
Mammon wasn’t weak, he was way stronger than he looked, and right now he was showing his strength, grabbing Asmo’s arm and practically throwing him out of the room. His teeth were barred and the growl that was coming from him sounded feral, animalistic, it was terrifying. “Neither of them are yers! I’ve been there fer everything, every doctor visit, I even bought a damn room fer the kid and she’s sleepin’ in my room, next ta me, and a next ta Y/N. Ya know why?! ‘Cause ya don’t jus’ get ta come back when ya fine’ly realize that ya fucked up! Now… leave us alone. We don’t need ya here.” He left Asmo out in the hallway, crumpled against the wall as he walked back into the room.
“She…” Asmo kept repeating the word as he pushed himself up off the floor. He was having a daughter, and he hadn’t even known about it, he wouldn’t have known about it if Mammon hadn’t screamed at him. It was strange how knowing made things more real, it made him care more, and the worst part was that he knew it wasn’t fair. It wasn’t fair to you. He didn’t know how to fix what he had done, but he knew that he had to try at least. “Lucifer…”
“I don’t want things to be like this when she gets here. It’s not going to be long either.” You sighed, finally relaxing once more in the bed once Mammon got in next to you. “Why was he here anyway?” Mammon shrugged, focusing all of his attention on your stomach trying to calm himself. He liked watching it move, he thought it was neat.
The delivery was smoother than you thought it would be, and Mammon only fainted twice during the whole thing, so he did pretty good. Delivering a child in the Devildom had its perks, the main one being that you didn’t have to stay more than one day in the hospital to recover. They did some spell and you were completely fine. It was strange, but you appreciated it greatly. The only issue with the perk was that it meant you were going back home and that meant you’d have to face Asmo.
She looked so much like him, and you could tell that Mammon was upset by it. Even though he knew she wasn’t actually his, he wished that she didn’t look so much like her father. Her eyes were his exact color, and it left you speechless when she first opened them, gazing up at you with wonder and curiosity. She was precious, and she was yours.
As you walked through the door you were met with balloons and streamers, and Asmo. You heard Mammon growl quietly, and you quickly held your hand out to him, silently begging him to stop. He was holding the carseat and you didn’t need him to lose his temper right now. “I just wanted to welcome her home, welcome you home. I bought some things for her, they’re outside of Mammon’s door.” Asmo said nervously, and for once he was terrified of being rejected.
“We don’t need noth-” Mammon had started, but you quickly shook your head, pleading to him with your eyes to just stay calm. He groaned loudly, eyeing Asmo angrily before walking past him to the stairs. “Fine. She’s prob’ly hungry… I’m gonna feed ‘er. Ya comin’ up?” You nodded quickly, making sure he got up the stairs alright before turning back to Asmo.
“What are you doing, Asmo?”
He moved into the living room, waiting for you to sit down before he did, and he looked scared, he looked sad. Of course you didn’t like seeing him like this, but it was his fault, he had caused all of this. “I don’t want to be alone. I know that sounds selfish, that I’m making this about myself again, but I’m not trying to. When Mammon told me… he said she… It's a girl?” You nodded slowly and you saw his face light up for only a second before it left once more. “I was scared, I am scared… I didn’t know if I’d be a good… father. I never saw myself as one, but seeing Mammon, and he’s doing so well… I never saw him as a father either… I thought that maybe, since he could… that maybe I could too.” He sighed, bringing his hand back up to his lips to chew at his fingers again, his orange eyes glistening with the tears that hadn’t fallen yet. “I know that what I said was wrong… I was rude. I didn’t think I’d have a problem finding someone to take my mind off of everything, but I was wrong. I love you, and nobody else is going to take your place, nobody else can take your place.”
You both sat on the couch in silence, his tears finally falling as he waited for you to say something, and yours building up as you tried to think of something to say. “This isn’t fair… You know this isn’t fair. You can’t… you can’t pick and choose when you want to be a dad. You weren’t there… and you made it very clear that you didn’t want her. I… I can’t do this Asmo… I’m sorry… They’re waiting for me… I-I have to go.” You took a deep breath as you stood from the couch, wiping your tears with the back of your hands as you started walking to the stairs.
“Y/N…” He walked up behind you, grabbing your hand to stop you. You didn’t turn around to face him, you couldn’t bring yourself to do it, but he didn’t mind. He was actually thankful that you didn’t look at him, because what he was about to say was the hardest thing he’d ever have to say in his life. “I know that I’m unwanted… But… If I may… Can I meet her? Just once? Please?”
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simeon with a himbo boyfriend
note from kin: once again i am writing for the boys because this fandom doesn’t have nearly enough content for them, especially for Big and Beefy Men. let them be in dating sim fandoms too!!!!!! give them more content!!!!!
anyway i’ve made you an angel since i don’t want to have to think about the deeper repercussions of what simeon dating a human would be (i mean we all know what happened to lilith when she tried it)
fandom: obey me!
character(s): male!reader, simeon, luke, belphegor, beelzebub, asmodeus, satan, leviathan, mammon, lucifer, barbatos, diavolo, solomon
pairing(s): simeon/reader but it accidentally becomes everyone/simeon’s boyfriend at some point whoops (this ended up as a pretty big block of text as a result so please let me know if you have difficulty reading it so that i can try to format it better!)
warning(s): nope!
genre: fluff!!!! fluff everywhere!!!!!!!!!
simeon thinks you’re the cutest goddamn thing in all three realms
you may be six foot four inches of muscle but to him that is six foot four inches of ADORABLE
you’re very strong so he likes to just run and jump up at you from behind and wrap his arms around your neck because he knows you won’t be fazed by it (physically anyways, emotionally is another story)
the other angels always gasp when he does this in public because it’s so far from his usual ‘poised and elegant’ thing but how is simeon NOT supposed to climb all over you like a koala when you’re so big and huggable???
simeon just really loves jumping at you like that okay
because every time he does you’ll just pause for a second and look very confused as to why your back has suddenly gotten heavier, and then you’ll turn your head, and your smile and excited little ‘simeon!!’ is to DIE for
he has to be incredibly upfront with you about what he wants because otherwise you will not understand
he has to say, word for word, “i want to sleep in the same bed as you every day” before you actually realise that that’s what he meant
the whole exchange kind of went like this:
simeon, being sappy at like seven in the morning: “i want to wake up like this all the time from now on”
you: “??? do you want me to come lie down next to you before you wake up tomorrow morning?”
simeon: “no, for the whole night”
you: “you want to wake up like this for the whole night??”
simeon: [sighs]
he also often has to be the one taking charge when it comes to physical affection
like you’re always willing to give him hugs and carry him around and let him sleep sprawled out on your chest like a starfish and give him kisses but half the time simeon has to ask you because for some reason you just won’t do it on your own???
at one point simeon starts getting a little insecure that you don’t actually really like physical affection and are just going along with it for him
because he’s a sensible angel, he brings this up with you before jumping to conclusions
he was not prepared for you to reply that you always wait for him to confirm that he wants affection because you’re afraid that you’ll accidentally hurt him with your strength if you go for it by yourself
simeon doesn’t cry a lot but dear god did he come close that day
after that it’s just hand holding and hugs and forehead kisses galore from you and simeon couldn’t be happier
now, it’s time for a bit of backstory
you were created purely to fight during the big celestial war, which is why you are so Beefy and Stupid
the beefy is because they needed you to be both strong and intimidating, while the stupid is because they didn’t create you with anything but fist fighting in mind
during the war you were a force to be reckoned with because you could just run at and headbutt a demon and they’d immediately be flung straight out of the skies and back into the devildom
and, even better, this meant that you didn’t have to kill anyone! you could just punt them so hard that they’d be flung out of the realm where the battle’s taking place entirely
once the war was over though they didn’t really know what to do with you
you were basically just this giant baby who didn’t know how to do anything but war
so they just dumped you in a garden and told you to take care of the flowers
which was how simeon originally met you! he was taking a walk around the gardens and saw you crying over a tree that you accidentally snapped in half with your big clumsy hands
now, simeon wasn’t one to believe in love at first sight, but HOLY FUCK
if he hadn’t already been an angel in the celestial realm he’d have thought you were some divine being from the heavens
anyway long story short simeon consoled you and started helping you take care of the garden, taught you how to live a life in times of peace, spent entire nights just lying awake and thinking about your smile and your laugh and how warm your hands look to hold and how it would feel to hug you, and finally managed to confess to you without you misconstruing it as just a Friendly Act of Kindness, and now you two are the proud holders of the title Cutest Couple in The Universe
granted only asmo calls you two that but you’ll take it
speaking of asmo allow me to segue this to the rad exchange programme era
you get so sad when simeon tells you he’ll have to leave for a year
your face falls when he breaks the news and your voice is all lost and quiet when you ask, ‘does that mean i can’t see you?’
simeon is absolutely devastated
it’s like a thousand puppies and kittens are being murdered right in front of him
he nearly cries (when i say nearly i mean he does)
but he can’t back out of the exchange program now, and one year isn’t THAT much for beings that live for possibly forever, so in the end, giving you a giant hug and about a million kisses to make up for the ones you’ll miss over the coming year, simeon leaves for the devildom
he makes it about a month and a half without you before he starts getting all mopey
and you’re not doing much better up in the celestial realm
michael actually has to message simeon and ask him how to deal with you because you spend every day dejectedly shuffling around the gardens that you take care of and it’s making everyone sad just looking at you
simeon reads that message and immediately decides that either he’s going back to the celestial realm or you’re coming down to the devildom
the authorities are a little cautious about it because you’re one of the purest angels they have and they really don’t want you getting corrupted by demons
but simeon assures them that the few demons that you’ll actually be having contact with wouldn’t do that, and you’ll be under both his and lord diavolo’s protection
so you end up being allowed to join simeon in the devildom for his exchange year!!!
honestly with the way the two of you react when you see each other again you’d think you hadn’t seen each other in years
simeon runs up to you and jumps straight into your arms and you spin him around in a big hug and ahhhhhhhh it’s like a teen romance movie but with an actually compelling relationship
and so you move into his bedroom (because of course you’re still going to share one down here) and take up a temporary position as a gardener to take up time since you can’t really do school
pros: simeon now gets to see you every day again and you look very cute bustling around the devildom’s fancy gardens with a watering can and wheelbarrow. also he gets to watch you lift an entire shed and it’s the best thing he’s ever seen
cons: the others are all basically in love with you now as well
simeon’s torn between ‘why wouldn’t they be, he’s literally the most perfect being ever’ and ‘what the fuck, that’s MY boyfriend’
belphie likes you because you are similar to beel and you’re also warm and big and strong so he can take naps on you and you won’t be bothered in the slightest
one day simeon sees belphie just jump onto your back and start sleeping there while you’re crouched in the garden doing some weeding and he’s so stunned by the sheer audacity that he forgets to be mad about it
honestly you don’t really notice that belphie is sleeping on you until you go to get up and feel something move on your back
and then, being the dumb precious idiot you are, you just lie face first there on the lawn so that he can carry on sleeping without being disturbed
consequence: simeon nearly cries at your sweetness but is also incredibly jealous and belphie is now having Feelings that he didn’t sign up for
beel meanwhile isn’t sure how to feel about you at first because he kind of feels like you’re stealing his twin all the time, but then you make him your special candied fruits (from produce that you grew yourself) and he loves you from that point forward
also PLEASE share your workout routine with him he wants to know your secret
it turns out that you don’t really have a workout routine?? you were just made like that
though the constant exercise and heavy lifting and stuff you do as part of your daily garden-care routine (you take care of basically all of the gardens back in the celestial realm) helps as well
he’s a bit disappointed but he does like that you can pick him up without any effort
one time he asked if you were capable of it and without missing a beat you went ‘let’s find out!’ and straight up swept him off his feet
beel was fucking screaming on the inside but no can’t feel feelings that’s simeon’s boyfriend
meanwhile asmo… okay we all know the way asmo is
boy took one look at you and immediately started drooling (figuratively anyway. physically his jaw just dropped)
kudos to him though, he backs off with the flirting as soon as simeon informs everyone that you’re his partner
asmo may be the avatar of lust but he is no home wrecker (he still finds an excuse to hug you every time he sees you though because awooga, muscles)
(he does know his boundaries so simeon doesn’t mind too much)
asmo also very likes the fact that you have such a green thumb because it means you can grow the prettiest flowers and you’re always willing to trim him a few to use as accessories
at some point simeon accidentally eavesdrops in on a conversation between the two of you where you’re just gushing about what kind of flowers he likes and how you’re going to plant them everywhere in the devildom because you like it when he smiles when he sees them
CRITICAL HIT!!!!!
simeon is pretty sure he combusts on the spot, while asmo is just squealing
thus was the origin of the title ‘Cutest Couple in the Universe’
satan on the other hand is mostly disinterested in you at first
the two of you live in pretty different worlds even if you live within the a five minutes’ walk of each other. he prefers to stay locked up in his room or the library and just curl up with a good book or ten for hours on end, while you’re always outside, digging flower beds and pruning bushes and cleaning fences and walls and basically doing every other little bit of manual labour that none of the brothers could be bothered to do before
he does note that you’re pretty good at what you do but that’s about it
until one day
you’re just pottering about in the garden outside the house of lamentation doing your angelic gardener thing when the stray cat that satan’s secretly been feeding for the past month or so comes by for its usual afternoon meal
satan has the window overlooking the garden so he quickly spots its ginger fur as well as you staring directly at it, and he immediately panics because what if you scare it away with your intimidating stature???
(yes, part of the reason satan doesn’t acknowledge you before this is because he was kind of scared of you and your muscles that he heard could punt beings out of entire realms back in your hey-day)
so he quickly dumps his book (though not without carefully bookmarking his place first) and rushes down to the garden in hopes of salvaging the situation, only to find you lying face first on the grass once again, though this time it’s not his little brother on your back
it’s the cat, who is purring like a little motor and aggressively kneading its paws against your back
satan can’t even see your face in this moment but he still basically gets cupid-shot in the heart because this is the cutest thing he’s ever seen
he has to force himself to calm down for a bit before he approaches lest he get overexcited and accidentally incur simeon’s wrath in the process
anyway after that satan makes a beeline for you every time he sees you and learns that you are an Absolute Idiot, but it just makes him like you even more
if satan was intimidated by you at first though, levi is downright terrified
you look like you could snap him in half with a single punch
he doesn’t try to talk to you at all for the first few weeks because how could he possibly find common ground to talk to you about?? you probably hunt dragons and eat rocks or something in your spare time
it isn’t until satan brings you up one day and mentions that you are incredibly dumb of the ass and probably couldn’t hurt a fly even if you tried that levi even entertains the idea of befriending you
he’s still not making the first move though
but it turns out that he doesn’t have to! one day you just show up at his bedroom door holding a giant crate of his latest akuzon haul
turns it got dropped off at the local post office after traffic problems and you volunteered to go pick it up and bring it back
anyway levi thanks you and starts unpacking his stuff, expecting you to leave in silence, but then he looks over and sees you just standing in front of his tv and staring at it
he’d been playing some battle platformer to pass the time before you showed up, and while levi himself doesn’t consider it particularly remarkable, you’re absolutely fascinated
being a gardener in the celestial realm you’ve never really had experience with this kind of thing, and you’re even more tech-illiterate than simeon, so what you’re seeing is basically like magic to you
so levi takes it upon himself to teach you as much about the art of gaming as he can in the short span of the next four hours before simeon gets home from a meeting of some kind and you inevitably immediately run off to greet him
you learn the basics relatively quickly but you’re still pretty awful at it
levi loses count of the amount of times you’ve accidentally run right off the end of the platform and fallen to your death once it reaches thirty two
it’s pretty much the most he’s laughed in, like, forever
congratulations! you have gained a new member in your party! levi will now follow you to the ends of the earth because you are the first person he feels like he can just be totally at ease around without being judged at all and just have fun with
(once, after you leave another gaming session to go cuddle with your boyfriend in the garden, levi catches himself thinking that ‘it isn’t fair that simeon gets to date him’ and has to do some serious self assessment)
mammon meanwhile has none of the reverence for you that his brother does
the amount of times he’s tried to rope you into his money-making schemes (which never work because he fails to realise that you are incapable of doing anything malicious in the slightest) is honestly just embarrassing at this point
simeon has to step in more than a couple of times because honestly mammon could ask you for your wallet and you’d probably just give it to him without another thought
that being said your wallet wouldn’t be much use because you never have any money
you just don’t understand the concept of exchanging money for goods and/or services so you never see any need for it
that being said, simeon does give you some money every time you go out into town on your own because something will inevitably catch your eye and you’ll suddenly realise that you just cannot live without it
the thing is simeon spoils you ridiculously so he always gives you way more money than would be considered a reasonable allowance
which means all mammon has to do is tag along and ask you nicely and you’ll probably buy him anything he wants
he does this a couple of times but then stops because he actually starts feeling bad about it
something just doesn’t sit right with him when he’s walking around with a bunch of shiny new things you’ve bought him with money that was meant to be spent on you while the only thing you’ve bought of your own volition is a pack of chocolate lollipops shaped like rabbits to share with simeon and luke
he may be the demonic avatar of greed but even he has a line that he won’t cross
he makes up for it by buying you things instead
nothing too expensive (he’s still mammon after all), just little things like sweets or bulbs for flowers you haven’t tried planting yet or food colouring for you to use for your candied fruits
speaking of those candied fruits, guess who loves and would probably kill a man for them?
lucifer
man may not seem like it but he has a hell of a sweet tooth
there was a bit of tension between the two of you when you first met (well there was tension from lucifer anyway) because he’d never met you like he had simeon and luke and had no idea what you were like
plus he’d heard about how you’re everyone’s favourite now back in the celestial realm and the little piece of him that still misses his life as an angel is a little petty about it
but then he interacts with you more and he realises that that favouritism is absolutely deserved
he will not admit it but he has wondered what being carried by you would feel like on multiple occasions
figures out how to read you really well which isn’t much of an achievement when you wear every single feeling you have on your sleeve but it still brings him a bit of satisfaction when he notices something that simeon doesn’t
he may be a pridey mcprideface but he is willing to give up a bit of that pride by pretending he can’t carry something heavy so that he can watch you do it
simeon acts like he doesn’t notice this but he absolutely does and he doesn’t know if he should tease lucifer about it or whack him over the head with a newspaper for it
all that aside though, much like simeon, lucifer also thinks you’re just the cutest
he comes across you building a pillow fortress in the middle of the house of lamentation’s living room one day and is understandably like “what are you doing in my house and what are you doing with those pillows”
you explain very seriously that satan asked you for help in an apparently pre-arranged pillow fight with mammon and that every warrior needs a well-protected base of operations and offer to show him all the optimised battle features somehow recreated from nothing but cushions and blankets and chairs
lucifer’s heart goes d o k i d o k i
he also has experience with Big and Dumb men from dealing with both beel and diavolo (when the three of you are together it’s just himbo3) so the stupid doesn’t bother him much
speaking of diavolo (wow i am nailing all of these transitions from character to character look at me go)
this man is basically just a grown up golden retriever boy and you are a big gentle st. bernard so the two of you get along like a house on fire
you’ve seen how much this man gushes about lucifer. now imagine that times a thousand
that is how he talks about you
honestly sometimes you’d think HE’S the one dating you
simeon would probably get defensive if he didn’t get so much whiplash from their conversations about you
diavolo: “i must say, i never would have pinned [name] as being your type”
simeon, ready to Fucking Brawl: “excuse me?”
diavolo: “though i don’t blame you, have you seen his page in that book about the celestial war? the illustration does his true beauty no justice, of course, but it’s enchanting in and of itself. to be honest i’d have loved to have seen him in action during the war, i imagine it would have been quite breath-taking to see”
simeon: “…what”
barbatos is usually just there in the background during half of these exchanges and he has to seriously stiffen up his poker face to resist just bursting into laughter
the other half of the time the conversation is just simeon and diavolo going back and forth gushing about you
barbatos honestly dislikes you a bit at first
not for any personal faults of your own! it’s just that all your garden work + your very forgetful mind means that you’re often tracking dirt everywhere
it doesn’t help that diavolo keeps inviting you over to the castle for tea and a chat and half the time you leave these big footprints on the floor and he wants to cry because he just spent four hours mopping that
he mentions it to diavolo in passing at one point, who then passes the message on to simeon
barbatos kind of gets concerned for himself because he knows simeon does not take well to you being insulted (one time a demon at the r.a.d. called you an ‘unintelligent buffoon’ and he was ready to start a fist fight right then and there)
not that it was an insult, but you never know how love can blind you to reason
but simeon just assures him not to worry and tells you to remember to clean your shoes as well as changing clothes after doing some gardening
normally you’d forget being told these things within a few hours but simeon offers to give you a kiss every time you remember to do this so now you remember every single time you’re about to enter a building after doing some gardening
after that barbatos holds no ill will to you at all
he teaches you how to bake and is honestly so endeared by how clumsy you get in the kitchen
you knock an entire container of salt into the cake mix by accident because your hands are too big and you moved too fast and barbatos is just like 🥺
he low-key babies you even though he’s like an entire two heads shorter than you
you don’t mind though because getting babied by barbatos means you get given all sorts of cakes and sweets all the time
simeon isn’t sure how to feel about it but it doesn’t seem to be the patronising kind of babying (it’s more of an affectionate doting) so he lets it happen
what he doesn’t let happen is solomon’s relentless attempts to feed you his food
you are both too dumb and too nice to realise just how bad his cooking is, but simeon knows you have a sensitive stomach and are actually a pretty fussy eater - you just tend to stay quiet when something isn’t to your liking because you don’t want to complain
having had a sample of solomon’s food himself in the past, he knows that you’ll probably get sick eating it, and he doesn’t want you to be uncomfy so he refuses to let you try even a bite
it’s like he has a radar in his head that goes off every time solomon approaches you will a bowl of ‘noodle soup’ that looks more like something he’s fished out of a nuclear waste tank
solomon, when he’s not trying to indirectly poison you, is probably the guy you spend the most time with apart from simeon and luke
he’ll just hang around nearby with a spell book while you do your gardening and show you some neat little magic tricks every now and then
he tries to help with the gardening but he’s not exactly physically strong and he nearly breaks his back trying to lift a giant bag of compost
so he decides it’s probably better for him to just watch from afar
kind of wants to conduct an experiment to see just how much weight you can lift before you start getting tired
one time he sees you cut down a whole tree with one hard swat of your hand and just walk off carrying it over your shoulder and he has to take several deep breaths
luke knew you already, so not much changes while you’re in the devildom
he really wants to learn to make candied fruits the same way you do but he can never get the hang of boiling the sugar mixture to the right heat and consistency (plus he’s kind of scared of how hot it gets)
you like to just carry him around on your shoulders and while luke would normally bristle at being treated like a child, you act like this with nearly everyone
(once he sees you running around the garden with diavolo of all people perched on your shoulders, arms raised in the air like he’s on a rollercoaster ride, and he nearly passes out on the spot)
he seriously adores you and acts like a guard dog whenever he feels like any of the others are trying to take advantage of your dim-witted naïveté because NO demons are allowed to harm his big brother like that
he will also chase them off with a stick if he has to if they get too close because no being is allowed to even remotely try to disrupt your relationship with simeon
simeon himself is no fool, and he’s well aware of the effect you have on pretty much everyone you come across, but he trusts them because they’re his friends
besides (and he isn’t being cocky or anything), it’s not like the relationship you have with them even holds a candle to what you have with him
they’ve all known you for less than a year, he’s loved you for nearly two millennia
they might be allowed take naps on your back while you work or be carried about on your shoulders, but do they get to spend every night snuggled up in your arms, feeling your chest rise and fall with every breath you take? no, he doesn’t think so
in conclusion: one day himbos like you will probably take over the world with their big muscles and unwavering loyalty and clueless grins that could make anyone’s heart skip a beat, and simeon’s pretty sure he’d be okay with it
#obey me#obey me x reader#simeon x reader#swd simeon#fluff#obey me imagines#swd luke#swd belphegor#swd beelzebub#swd asmodeus#swd satan#swd leviathan#swd mammon#swd lucifer#swd diavolo#swd barbatos#swd solomon#male reader#this is probably my favourite thing i've written so far#we need more male mc content in this fandom#unedited
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How the Demon Slayer boys would react to their chubby s/o wearing their clothes<3
I mostly did this for genya and I'll probably also do mha & haikyuu so look forward to that :○
Tanjiro Kamado
When Tanjiro stumbles upon you wearing his pajamas he would simply stop in his tracks
He would think you look so precious
He would compliment you and basically fall for you even harder
"You look so cute y/n!"
"You should wear my clothes more often if they make you comfortable!"
Would make you do a 360 and just praise the ever loving dog snot out of you
Would be blushing give you so much affection just very loving and supporting
Zenitsu Agatsuma
"Y/n! I'm back!"
No response
"Y/n? Where are you?"
Then he finds you wearing one of his pair of shorts
Oh god he would be all over you
He would cuddle you so hard and do so much pda omg; very very touchy
He would only want you to wear his clothes from now on
"Honey bunny you look so cute wearing my clothes! Please don't ever wear your clothes again, just wear mine!"
Inosuke Hashibara
When you ask to wear his boar head he denies you at first
Then after pleading he gives in
Once he sees you in it he just laughs but finds it kinda cute
"I'm gonna act like you inosuke. I AM Y/N! QUEEN OF THE MOUNTAIN! Did I do good?" You ask raising the boar head letting out a cheeky snicker
"HEY! DON'T MOCK ME!" He shouted before tackling you onto the bed
He wont admit it but he did get flustered at the idea of you being the queen to his king of the mountain
Genya Shinazugawa
Genya is a wee bit shy so seeing you in a pair of his boxers....the man would probably faint
He would get so overwhelmed he wiukd just fall over or get so flustered he would get light headed
He would love to see you in his clothes and his boxers oh lord-
He would be a blushing mess, but would have his hands ALL over you
Very touchy surprisingly and very lovey dovey, pulling out all the pet names too
"You look beautiful songbird~"
"Sweetheart your killing me!"
"Fuck you just look so good baby."
Let's just say you would have a very fun night after he woke up~
Giyuu Tomioka
Giyuu is a very calm and stoic guy so it takes a lot to get a reaction out of him
But seeing you in his clothes you FINALLY got the man to blush
He can usually suppress his emotions, like when he blushes or really wants to laugh or smile
So when he sees you standing their swearing his shirt he is taken aback a little
It's a tight fit sense hes a pretty small guy but it hugs you perfectly to him
He finds it adorable and this time lost self control and let his usual stoic facade come crashing down
He just simply hugged you from behind and buried his face in your neck to hide his blush
"You look nice."
Muichiro Tokito
This man is very blunt and straight to the point and can come off as rude/mean to many
But to the people he cares about he is virtually the opposite
Of course he is still blunt but in a softer way
So when he stumbles upon you in his pajamas he says "Why are you wearing my pajamas."
You got scared shitless, mostly cause you didnt plan on him seeing you trying on his shit but especially because they are exceptionally tight and hug your form tightly
"I mean you look nice, but why?"
#demon slayer inosuke#demon slayer#demon slayer fluff#inosuke fluff#inosuke imagines#inosuke hashiriba#inosuke x you#giyuu headcanons#giyuu demon slayer#giyuu x reader#giyuu fluff#giyuu x y/n#tanjiro x reader#tanjiro x y/n#tanjiro kamado#tanjiro fluff#genya x reader#genya fluff#genya demon slayer#zenitsu kimetsu no yaiba#zenitsu x you#zenitsu fluff#zenitsu x reader#muichiro x you#demon slayer muichiro#muichiro x reader#muichiro x y/n
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