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Finally (Bokuto x Reader) Oneshot
2:14am
Bokuto has added Akaashi, Kuroo, Kenma, Oikawa, Iwaizumi, Hinata, Yamaguchi, Kiyoko, Yachi, and Atsumu to the group chat.
Bokuto has named the group chat ‘HELP ME”
Everyone is online
Bokuto: HELPD ME
Kuroo: Bro what’s wrong?
Bokuto: I NEED HELP AND YOURE THE MOST HELPFUL PEOPLE I KNOW
Akaashi: Bokuto-san tell us what’s wrong first
Bokuto: I THINK IM IN LOVE
Oikawa: OH MY GOD IS IT FINALLY HAPPENING???
Iwaizumi: You might find out if you stop talking
Oikawa: Mean Iwa-chan
Hinata: Don’t worry! We’ll help you!
Kenma: Who is it?
Bokuto UM IT KIND OF MIGHT BE Y/N
Atsumu: KAWA ITS FINALLY HAPPENING
Oikawa: I KNWO ATSU
Yamaguchi: BokuY/n >> 
Hinata: YES YAMS
Kiyoko: AHHHDH IM SO EXCITED
Yachi: I KNEW IT
Bokuto: GUYS HELP SHOULD I TELL HER???
Oikawa: YES
Atsumu: YES
Hinata: YES
Kiyoko: YES
Yamaguchi: YES
Yachi: YES PLS
Iwaizumi: YES
Kenma: YES
Kuroo: YOU GO BRO
Akaashi: YES
Bokuto: OKAY
Oikawa: How do you plan to do it?
Bokuto: I HAVE NO IDEA
Iwaizumi: Can’t he just tell her?
Atsumu: It has to be special!
Yachi: I’m pretty sure she would say yes even if you called her now lol
Bokuto: OKAY
Bokuto is offline
Yachi: WAIT THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT
Oikawa: YACHI WHY
Yachi: I DIDNT KNWO HE WOUDL DO IT
Akaashi: Bokuto-san is not the type to think before acting
Kuroo: Yeah I have to side with Kaashi on this one. As much as I love my bro, he’s kinda dense
Kenma: Kind of?
Kuroo: He’s really dense
Yamaguchi: How long has he been pining for her? I lost count
Hinata: He first started talking about (Nickname)-san 2 years ago
Kiyoko: And Y/n first mentioned him after that training camp in her first year of high school. 
Hinata: WHAT???
Iwaizumi: Wtf that was 4 years ago
Atsumu: How did she hide it for that long?
Oikawa: YEAH we only figured it out during her last year of high school
Yamaguchi: I didn’t know she was so good at hiding her feelings
Akaashi: I don’t think that’s a good thing
Kiyoko: The only reason Yachi and I knew was because we spent so much time with her
Yachi: Even then she didn’t tell us until she was a second year
Hinata: Do you think Bo-san has told her yet?
Kenma: All we can do is wait
~Meanwhile~
Bokuto paced around his room, phone clenched tightly in his hand. Your contact was open on the screen, but every time he went to hit ‘Call’, he chickened out.
“What if she doesn’t like me?” He mumbled. “Oh god, what if I ruin everything? What if she starts to hate me?!” 
Bokuto groaned in frustration, dropping his phone on his nightstand, completely unaware that he had accidentally hit the ‘Call’ button when he did. 
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You groaned softly at the sound of your phone ringing. You rolled over in bed, nearly knocking it off the nightstand as you tried to pick it up. You blinked blurrily at the screen.
Bokuto is calling…
“Huh?”
You sat up and swiped your finger across the screen to answer the call. You raised it to your ear, reaching for the lamp as you did. After some fumbling, light flooded the room.
“Bo? Why are you-”
You paused at what you heard next. 
“How the hell am I supposed to tell her?”
Bokuto’s voice sounded distant. He must not be near the phone. Did he call you by accident?
You were about to call his name again when he continued. 
“It would be different if it was just a random girl, but it’s not.”
You pushed the covers back and stood up, searching for something to wear. You put your side of the phone on mute, set the phone on speaker, and started getting dressed. 
“This is someone important to me. If I lose her, I-” Bokuto’s voice cracked harshly, and you felt your heart clench.
He must really love her.
You slid your shoes on and grabbed your house keys. You connected your phone to your headphones and continued to listen. Bokuto only lived twenty minutes away by foot, but you had a car, so it would only take about five to ten minutes to get there, depending on how fast you drove.
You got into the car and reached for the seatbelt, freezing when you heard sniffles on the other side of the phone. You quickly clicked the seatbelt into place, turned on the ignition, and pulled out of your driveway. 
It was dark, and the streets were empty. You were incredibly thankful for it because you reached the apartment building easily. You parked in the parking lot of the park down the street and ran the rest of the way there. Once you were inside, you headed straight for the elevator. Once you were inside, you jabbed the button for the 3rd floor, tapping your foot impatiently as you waited. 
“How do you tell your best friend that you’re in love with them?” Bokuto mumbled.
The elevator doors finally opened, and you ran down the hallway. You reached Bokuto’s apartment and raised your hand to knock, only to freeze at the words that left his mouth next. It was almost inaudible, but you heard it as if it was spoken right next to you.
“I can’t lose, Y/n.”
Your heart was beating too loud to hear anything else. You ripped the headphones out of your ears and ended the call. 
Bokuto was talking about you. 
He’s in love with you.
Oh my god, he’s in love with YOU.
You knocked (probably a bit louder than you should’ve, but you were too shocked to care). After a minute, you heard shuffling, the sound of a lock clicking, and the door opened. 
Bokuto’s eyes were puffy and red from crying. You could see the remnants of tears on his shirt. His eyes widened when he saw you standing there. 
“Y/n?” You almost winced at how hoarse his voice was. 
Nervousness swelled like a tidal wave in your chest. 
“Can I come in?”
Bokuto didn’t respond. He just stepped back and opened the door wider. You slipped past him, watching silently as he locked the door back. He turned around, jumping when he found you standing right behind him. He started to make a joke, but he saw how serious you looked. 
“What’s wrong?
Your gaze darted away before returning to him. “Can I ask you a question, and have you promise to answer me honestly?”
That made him nervous. “You’re really worrying me, Y/n.”
“Promise me.” There was something almost desperate in your eyes, so Bokuto nodded quickly.
“I promise.”
You nodded slowly. “Do you..Do you love me?”
Bokuto’s eyes widened to the point that he really matched an owl. You probably would’ve laughed if you weren’t on the verge of panicking.
“I..” Bokuto swallowed thickly, his voice almost inaudible. “...Yes. I do.”
He squeezed his eyes shut and braced himself for you to scream at him, to tell him you never wanted to see him again, but…
It never happened. 
Instead, he felt your fingertips brush his cheek before you pressed your lips to his. It was just a soft press of lips, but it still took his breath away. 
When he opened his eyes, you were smiling softly at him. “I love you too, Kotarou.” 
It took a minute for him to process your words, and you waited patiently while it sank in. You knew when it did because a grin split across his face, and he wrapped you up in his arms. 
“Hey hey hey, that’s awesome!”
You giggled at his excitement, squeezing him back just as tight. 
Nothing had ever felt this right.
~~~
2:43am
In the ‘HELP ME’ group chat
Bokuto is online
Bokuto: (Bokuto has sent an attachment)
*In the photo, you and Bokuto are laying on his bed. He has one arm wrapped around you while the other is raised to take the photo. One of your arms is under his head while the other is slung over his stomach. Your head is resting on his chest. Bokuto has a huge smile on his face, and you’re grinning, seemingly caught while you were laughing.*
Bokuto: GUESS WHO HAS A GIRLFRIEND
Oikawa: OH MY GOD
Atsumu: HDJKHSAIO YES
Yachi: FINALLY
Kiyoko: YAYYYYY IM SO HAPPY
Hinata: GOOD JOB BO-SAN
Akaashi: I wish you two all the happiness in the world
Kuroo: YOU DID IT BRO
Kenma: I’m glad you two are happy
Iwaizumi: I think you two will be really good together
Yamaguchi: I hate to sound like a broken record but
Yamaguchi: BOKUY/N >>
Bokuto: THANKS GUYS
Bokuto: Y/N SAYS THANK YOU TOO
Hinata: No problem!
Iwaizumi: Glad we could help
~~~
Bokuto sat his phone down and grinned at you. “Can I take you on a date tomorrow?”
You smiled, eyes glowing with amusement. “You have practice tomorrow, and I have a bakery to run.”
Bokuto pouted when he remembered everything the two of you had to do. You giggled and kissed his cheek, tangling your hands together. “How about we have a movie marathon this weekend?”
Bokuto’s expression brightened immediately. “Deal!”
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elitadream · 9 months
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Peach's definition of a surprise may be a little excessive, but she's got the spirit! 🤭💖
One thing I haven't often talked about but which makes this pairing absolutely delightful to me is how the sheer difference in their social status would manifest in the "small" attentions they show one another. Nothing would ever be deemed too grand or too extravagant for the Princess, especially in the early stages of her friendship with Mario, and learning to apply a moderate level of zeal to her endeavors when trying to express her affection would still be an ongoing process even much later! 😅
(Inspired by this ask sent to me by @zootopiathingz. :3)
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Happy birthday boyo. Your weird family is celebrating about as normally as can be expected.
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akkivee · 9 months
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my hypster magazine finally came in the mail lmao and man the special feature talking about how the world is coping without mics is very interesting??? like:
crime as a whole is at an all time high
within ikebukuro, the police are doing fck all about it so the bb have volunteered their services to making the civilians feel safe
ichiro’s been a mediator within more casual disputes, expressing his desire to talk things thru if possible, jiro’s got his whole high school as a neighbourhood watch and saburo’s set up a huge surveillance system to keep watch
in yokohama, the sea port has been particularly targeted and the report says the police and yakuza have teamed up to protect the flow of commerce. katengumi has stepped up to protect the territory and rio is keeping watch via satellite images and drones
in shibuya, dice complains of disruptions in gambling dens and the lack of real gambling has dulled his senses lol. he’s trying to compensate by making his own gambling game lol and he hasn’t been able to pay his phone bill due to lack of funds so he hasn’t been able to talk to ramuda or gentaro
curiously, neither of those two were mentioned in the article, save for dice using the section to try to reach out to them
in shinjuku, the day is desolate and the night scene is busier than ever. doppo’s company has been particularly hit by logistics nightmares as they’re haemorrhaging money due to lost medical equipment. (doppo’s boss has been accusing him of stealing funds and doppo claps back asking what exactly has he been managing currently lol)
shinjuku central hospital has been at full capacity with patients due to the inability to fend off armed criminals. fragrance has seen a significant uptick in patrons
in osaka, businesses have taken a sharp turn towards maliciousness, with scams at an all time high. sasara and rosho advise not to go out at night alone, and rosho, as a teacher, further explains that adults have a duty to protect minors, especially as a person who has been affected by scams in the past. neither sasara nor rosho have heard from rei in a long while, stating dh is on hiatus because of it
in nagoya, petty crimes are up because there seems to be a restlessness amongst them without the mics giving the populace the power to stand out. hitoya himself watched a dude climb up nagoya castle literally for the memes. the court of law has been barren as of late so nobody is being tried for crimes but he believes justice will prevail in due time
kuukou and jyushi have taken up patrolling nagoya in order to persuade others into not doing crimes and all three of them still practice rap battling together
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violetdisasterzone · 1 year
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It's so funny to me when people call Shen Qingqiu mean for the way he acts towards Shang Qinghua, or act as though Shang Qinghua is genuinely hurt and crying himself to sleep over that treatment. Shang Qinghua is SUCH a goddamn weirdo. He's a twink. He's 70 years old. He has no guilty conscience. He doesn't view anyone or anything around him as real. In part 3 of the Airplane Extras, when Binghe has Shen Qingqiu imprisoned in his palace, Shang Qinghua quite literally says that if he were in charge of the situation ("could still control the current Bing-ge with his pen") that he would have made Binghe "defile Shen Qingqiu hundreds of times." He adds detail that I'll spare you in this post. He wrote a novel where like every character was supposed to be gay, including his literal dream man, and then he calls straight people "normal" people. His narration is like a fever dream, in the way he views the world and how he understands/processes it. He's a funny little guy who is busy with way more important things. I promise you he does not care - and if anything, finds it actively amusing - that his most loyal hater who is literally 50 years younger than him is snarky with him sometimes. It's what he deserves tbh
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a snapshot of the result of spending a solid hour trying to find/create a suitable joke
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gizkalord · 7 months
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watching filoni try to imitate kurosawa kinda gives me the same vibes as when my friends and i filmed a parody of "please don't destroy" snl skits and we watched our first cut and we were like fuck this is so unfunny this videomaking shit is hard
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starving-mimi · 9 months
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would terrorbeak wilson purr if someone pet him?
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charlieslimeciclereal · 3 months
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okay fine. i will unveil my red string conspiracy board.
James "doesmining" Marriott will be the next Hermitcraft member.
"But he sucks at minecraft!" Yes. Do you remember that post that sugggested the Olympics have one average human compete alongside the athletes for comparison? That will be him.
He competed in MCC once! He was in MCC 27, a 'half-canon' event? (according to the wiki but like what does that even mean) This is proof that he has been around hermits enough they likely know of him. I mean, he was on Yellow Yaks, you know who else was on that team? Jack Manifold. "But he's not a hermit?" we're getting here. Anyone remember the infamous "I Tried to Make Grian Swear" Tommyinnit video? You know who was featured in it? Jack Manifold. This illustrates Jack's connection to two of the most famous and influential (???) hermits, Grian and Mumbo Jumbo. Obviously, it is incredibly likely that after this video, Jack became very good friends with both hermits, and so it is incredibly likely that they, in turn, became friends with his friends. Friends like James Marriott.
He got a chat message (like within the last two months ish?) that read "I miss jamesdoesmining" and you know what he responded with? I don't remember exactly but! it was along the lines of, "I hate that fucking motherfucker he's never going to grace your screens again i hope he fucking gets forgotten" You may be thinking "sounds like there's no hope" EXCEPT JAMESDOESMINING DID REAPPEAR on one of Tommyinnit's videos. i think it was a second channel and idk when it was recorded but i think it was after his statement SO obviously he was lying and jamesdoesmining will continue to make appearances.
"He is not pg" Not all the hermits are entirely pg! and it would be funny to limit his vocabulary. I think he is fully capable of it though.
"James is touring rn" A perfect red herring to throw us off the scent. Obviously no one would guess it's him, which only makes it all the more clear.
Need I go on?
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vanibear · 11 months
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skitters around like a beast. Hii ❤️ok im going 2 go ramble in the tags now👍
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what kind of pickup lines would kuroo use on his s/o?
Kuroo is a major science nerd, so he’d probably use those awful chemistry jokes, and his s/o is just so done with it but puts up with it anyway because they love him.
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“Hey Y/n?”
“Hey Kuroo. What’s up?”
“Are you made of uranium and iodine? Because all I can see is U and I together.”
“Why are you using pickup lines?”
“Hey, want to swap oxidation numbers?”
“You’ve had my number since we met.”
“Is it cool if I stick to you like gluecose?”
“Kuroo, we’re already dating.”
“I must be magnesium and you must be oxygen because I light up when I’m with you.”
“How long are you going to do this?”
“We must be galvanic cells because there’s definitely electricity between us.”
“Did the static in your hair shock your brain or something?”
“You wound me, Y/n.”
“I’m sorry. Were you expecting a different-“
“Don’t you dare!”
“Reaction?”
“I don’t know whether I’m proud or disappointed.”
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pocketramblr · 10 months
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fae court but it's a legal court, changelings are fae they leave in place of human jurors during the trial because it's the best way to prevent the trial from just becoming a bunch of fairies trying to one up the best bargain for their vote with the accused
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ssreeder · 4 months
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bro i swear ara might be one of my Favorite characters she makes me so sad but i also like girly get a grip 😭 i love the way u write everbody especially sokka because hes so different but still has his yk quirks and tbh when ppl write him romantically they kinda leave it out
heres ara cuz i am this 🤏🏻 Close to just giving her a playlist since shes so ..woman. yk what i mean??
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anyway i kinda Imagine her cut to be simliar to zuko and very uneven cuz bro Zhao will not acutally give a fuck to at least make it nice
this is just a fall from grace even tho its Basically the best thing right now since shes away from all that crazy shit
OMG ITS THE GIRL! The one & only Ara!!! I love how you did a before and after, girl thought she had her shit handled! Only to have her shit handed to her. She has serious sad girl energy but you’re so right she needs to handle it haha.
Thank you so much for this I am squealing with joy you’re amazing!!!
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risingsunresistance · 11 months
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i think more worldbuilding should include more numbering systems. like obviously when creating a fake world or language our first thought is to take the basic 0-9 and make a representation of those, but does it actually make sense for your people here to be using base 10? what about base 2, base 16, other systems we use and systems we dont commonly use? what would make the most sense in the context?
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the-random-factor · 2 years
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Brennan Lee Mulligan: *being a devious playful little gremlin*😏👅
Lou Wilson:
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godsfavoritescientist · 5 months
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Ehy, I was curious, what's the plot of your long fic?
I'm glad it's piqued your interest! There are many pieces to it that I'm still ironing out the details on and/or will not spoil when it comes to actual plot events, but here's what I will say:
The Axolotl feels so much love for Bill, and genuinely believes in him, and at the start of the fic Bill is perplexed and offput by this. And my goal here is for Bill to understand that love by the end of the fic.
So the plot is like this:
1. Bill meets the Axolotl
2. The self-destructive downward spiral angst megavortex kickstarted by bill being brought back in a human body
3. Character growth, probably
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