Bakura Chart 9.0: yami bakura derives joy from my misery. 100 colors.
im actually about to lose my mind why does this keep happening i was so convinced i was finally done but no. i feel like god is mocking me. what was meant to be just a silly little comparison while i was bored literally once has spiralled out of control. what is wrong with this little white-haired freak. not even the merch stays consistent. i hope he explodes and fucking dies. i hope the boiled one gets him. i hope the locust gets him. i need to run him over with a steamroller i cant do this anymore. him and his fuckass colored eye contacts are the bane of my existence. the agony this chart brings me is indescribable and insurmountable. we've reached 100 colors i might actually just combust and die.
theres just no need theres absolutely no need for all these colors. i could stop, sure, but then there'd be colors people don't know about. i keep pressing on despite my hatred for this chart. this is just my legacy now i dont even fucking know anymore. ill just be bakura eye chart guy for the rest of my days.
also people keep reblogging versions 1 + 3 and occasionally 5 and honest to god it feels like this
i dont know how to feel about this anymore. mostly its just "wow. you guys havent seen anything yet." i wish i could go back to like whenever i started making this stupid fucking chart just to shoot myself before it got to this point. is this how frankenstein felt upon releasing his monster to the world. how pandora felt upon opening the box. neither old age nor sickness will be what takes me, bakura eye chart will be the thing that kills me. i hate this fluffy white anime boy in ways words cant describe
color count for ver 9.0: 100. one fucking hundred. i can't say anything anymore
This is an au that I dearly love, but I have no idea what to do with, it's been in my head for years and I never know what the best way to approach it would be XD
Post canon, some random shenanigans happen that land Yugi and co in the shadow realm/darkness. They try to find a way out, but they eventually end up in Zorc's domain somehow (a big dark edgey edgelord castle). They go in, hype themselves up for the confrontation only to be greeted by an annoyed and royaly pissed off TKB, who's mad that they've been messing up his realm.
It turns out that after Zorc's demise, the gods thrust the least wanted job in the world on him and made Bakura take Zorc's place as punishment for his crimes. He ends up kicking them out of his realm, but not before telling Ryou that he's owed like a hundred wishes and to summon him whenever he needs something.
Unsure about the main plot of this au, but now the group has the reluctant support of an overworked and irritable god who only listens to the occult obsessed weirdo in the group who's goals and views don't always align with the friendship gang's.
And gemshipping, obviously, this is me we're talking about XD
And probably queer platonic caste/kingshipping?
And Yami Malik also probably has a job in the shadow realm, I feel like he has the potential to thrive there lol
day ?????? of doing things nobody fucking asked for
this thing made me nearly start sobbing last night because every time i thought i'd found them all another one popped up. twitter followers watched me go insane in real time
so here. every bakura eye color change i could find. if theres another im going to be really upset about it but i will add it to the chart nonetheless.
Mermaid gemshipping au where Pirate King Bakura tries to trick mer Ryou so he could sell him to the highest payer, but mer Ryou catches on and transforms Bakura into a merguy too as revenge XD
After a few days of watching mer Bakura trying to adjust with very little success, Ryou starts feeling guilty and offers to help him learn the ways of underwater life. Bakura begrudgingly agrees and follows Ryou on his regular migration route to learn from him. During their journey, they grow closer, Ryou shows him how Bakura can temporarily get his legs back while on land, and they probably meet Ryou's lovecraftian monster friends.
There's also probably a point in the au where they help save Bakura's old crew, with his old first mate Malik as the captain, from a navy attack.