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reinanova · 1 month
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the look on reid’s face when he watches morgan take out the big gun on the jet in season 5 episode 19 omg
put him down as scared and horny
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(a super low quality gif that i made bcuz it was important for you to See TM)
Bonus:
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degenerateshinji · 5 months
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nude model
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cancerravenclaw · 4 months
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Hi, for the WIP tag game, #4 pls 🙏
you’re going to recognize this one bestie
american jesus
It’s Georgia, it’s summer, and Sirius is home from college. Infuriated with his deviant behavior and illicit activities while away, Orion and Walburga send him for one on one time with Father Lupin to make him beg for repentance and submit to the Lord’s will.
They should be careful what they ask for.
three parts: the father, the son, and the holy spirit
for @vellichorbindery
can’t wait for this one ⛪️
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ask-icancraft-it · 4 months
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Hardware
(( Another 'Little Moment' for the books! Tamora sends Felix on a mission to the grocery store, but will he be up to the task? )) ----- “Eoh-boy…” Felix briefly removed his hat to scratch his head. 
In front of him was only a small sampling of what the ‘Feminine Care’ section the local grocery store had to offer. He glanced left and right at rows upon rows of products; different brands, different applications, sizes...how could he not help but feel a little overwhelmed?
It also didn’t help that Tamora had been vague. Now that he thought of it, it was likely on purpose; she did love to bewilder him so. 
But the handyman figured if he’d asked her the favor of picking up some hardware he needed, his gal would be just as lost as he was at this very moment. And there would be no shame in asking for some simple clarification… 
“Hey, babe,” he could hear her smirk on the other end of the phone. “How’s it going?”
“I think you know how it's going,” Felix chuckled. “You’ve left me high and dry.”
“Is anyone else in the aisle with you?”
“There are a couple of ladies trying hard not to laugh, and there was another lost soul like me earlier… I think he went AWOL.” 
“And you’re still standing your ground,” Tamora puffed with amusement. “I’m impressed.”
“Is the bar that low?” Felix frowned as he inspected a pack of tampons before placing them back on the shelf. 
“It is,” the sergeant said with a wistful sigh. Finally, she’d found a partner who could empathize with that fact.
“Well, just tell me what hardware you need, and I’ll be sure to get it for you,” there was a long pause before a booming laugh made him jump. 
“Hardware?” Tamora snorted. “Is that how your handy brain is making sense of everything?”
“Yes, it is…” Felix tittered, embarrassed. He hadn’t realized he’d said that word out loud. “Please be kind, I’m new to this.”
“No, that’s really great,” the sergeant laughed a little more. “I love it. I’ll end your suffering and send you a picture of what I usually get.”
“Thank you,” the handyman smiled. “Should I buy you some ice cream while I’m here?”
“...I love you,” that was a resounding yes. 
“Love you too,” Felix chuckled. “I’ll be home soon.”
Ending the call, the handyman locked eyes with the lost gentleman he had seen earlier. With a reassuring smile, he gave the stranger a polite nod, lingering as he awaited his gal’s text.
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wrenhavenriver · 1 year
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my mom's agreed to watch the two towers with me tomorrow or friday and i am SO excited to get to tell someone new that viggo mortensen broke his toe kicking that helmet and his scream is real
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recently been so obsessed with cockatiels like. I want one so bad but i also dont cuz my current living condition/schedule is just not right for one at all.
It's like babay fever except for birds?? i want a little pickachu living with me aauuuhh
obviously once i have obtained a little guy i will proceed to do the two most important things that all new cockatiel owners must do:
teach them how to sing septembirb
teach them how to sing the cookie song
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icarus-enthroned · 2 years
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the opening sequence of this episode of in the room is straight up a religious experience
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Myself included tbh
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fatbeanbun · 6 months
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no i am not the coldness of the bottle, its orange sweaty sheen
a reflection of hope lost or maybe it is not hope but something else looking back
I am not the coldness of the label and its following
numbers scurrying like beetles across blurry sight
I am something much wilder and harder to tame
I am the chemical ridges of nuclear heat from the sun
Atoms unfolding and unfurling like sails and lizard wings
Sting of mandarins burning over my tongue
sharp and real
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decapod-appreciator · 2 months
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then, now, and forevermore
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meanbossart · 17 days
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have you drawn du drow wearing the wavemother's robe? 👀
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Now I have.
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tacit-semantics · 1 year
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Fuck it. Crochet cartilaginous stingray skeleton
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c4tsc4pe · 10 months
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silhouetteposting
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frownyalfred · 8 months
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the robins never listen to Bruce’s “you should wear more armor” rant until they fall into something gross on patrol and have to shave all their hair off because it’s clumped with mysterious Gotham goo even Alfred can’t comb out.
Bruce, taking off the cowl to reveal perfectly windswept, shiny hair: you should have —
Dick getting his second buzz cut of the year and fighting off tears: SHUT UP!
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peachdeluxe · 10 months
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👆i like that guy
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soibeanxgalactica · 1 year
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Love when random people on the internet try to call me a narcissist.
Especially after I state that a grew up around a bunch of them (via. "close" family members and classmates). Like, buddy, I don't know what the fuck you think a narcissist is really like, but I can assure you that I have never gone out of my way to manipulate anyone into doing something that they don't want to or for my own personal gain. That literally goes against all of the morals and values I have held dear to me since I was a small child. Do not attempt to defame my integrity through your own projections.
I believe Bayside said it best in their song A Rite of Passage when they said, "From day one I took pride in my pure and honest intentions," and while I don't think I have a ton to be proud of, my pure and honest intentions are certainly one of the few things I do.
I spent so much of my younger years being manipulated and lied to that I vowed to myself, at 6 or 7, that I would be the most honest and trustworthy person imaginable. (Outside of with my extremely manipulative and narcissist grandmother) I have been. I will always do what is morally right, and if that pisses people, that's fine. I'm not here to make people happy all the time. That's dishonest. No one is happy or capable of making everyone around them happy at all times. But one thing I will always do, no matter who it pisses off, is speak truth. But most of y'all aren't ready to work on healing yourselves so you can be ready to hear that.
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