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#they’ve all done it
frownyalfred · 9 months
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the robins never listen to Bruce’s “you should wear more armor” rant until they fall into something gross on patrol and have to shave all their hair off because it’s clumped with mysterious Gotham goo even Alfred can’t comb out.
Bruce, taking off the cowl to reveal perfectly windswept, shiny hair: you should have —
Dick getting his second buzz cut of the year and fighting off tears: SHUT UP!
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starlightandmagic · 6 months
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Good morning to everyone, except Netflix who keeps cancelling perfectly good shows for no fathomable reason. Fuck you in particular actually.
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microwavingfranky · 12 days
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Big bro 😭 finally got through all of Marineford… these guys make me soft
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doctorwhommm · 5 months
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adding doctor who to the long tradition of media with absolutely shockingly bad beatles wigs
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thegayestdiaz · 2 days
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i cant believe us buddie shippers are taking away from the sorely needed television representation of male friendships, god knows we don’t have much of those.
these people would have us believe buddie becoming canon would fundamentally shake the foundation of platonic male friendships all around the world.
didn’t you know every single platonic male friendship would evaporate if buck and eddie held hands romantically? Because no one in the history of ever has fallen in love with their best friend.
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marisatomay · 2 years
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whenever i start thinking like i’m insane im irredeemable i’m the joker i’m a cycle path i’m micheal myers i’m vincent collateral im amy dunne im patrick bateman im frank tj mackey im jim carrey’s grinch im the yellow wallpaper lady my period arrives within the next two days
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polar-equinoxx · 1 year
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astraphobia, but like part two and they’re together and have had an argument but Maverick doesn’t care because he knows Ice is scared of storms and he will just.. come to bed to hold him while it passes overhead.
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calicos-clones · 1 month
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I don’t think people realize how freaked out fanfic readers get when their favorite author(s) doesn’t update their ongoing schedule ON TIME.
And it’s not cause we want the chapter…it’s cause we’re so fucking worried about the Author.
Like— OMG ARE YOU OKAY? YOU’VE BEEN GIVING US THE TRAGIC UPDATES OF YOUR LIFE IN THE NOTES THE PAST 10 CHAPTERS?! WHY STOP? ARE YOU DEAD? DID YOU GET STUCK IN THE WALL LIKE YOUR CAT?? HAVE YOU EATEN?? HAS YOUR BRAIN EXPLODED??
Readers no longer care about the story when they don’t get their usual update. We panic and flag S.O.S as we track down our wayward author who has been both blessed by the universe with a creative mind and cursed all the same with the worst luck.
So any authors who are reading this please understand— when we comment “hey are you okay?” in your comments. No, we are not asking about the chapter.
We are legitimately concerned for your wellbeing. Do not force yourself to shit out a chapter just to appease other ppl when you yourself are not in the mental state to enjoy it or even write it to begin with.
TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF DAMMIT
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stuckinapril · 3 months
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And on this Valentine’s I almost broke down in tears at a wife’s dedication to her heart surgeon husband whose brain is deteriorating with a rare case of dementia
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rooolt · 8 months
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it is so weird to me that like all the kiddads are alike in the fact that they are deeply complicated characters who we as an audience have a fascinating view on from both their parents and children’s perspectives and they’ve all committed this great atrocity together and they all kinda consistently fuck up they’re kids a bit, AND YET, it seems that without a doubt sparrow consistently gets the most hate. Like omg free my man or persecute everyone else
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geezmarty · 1 month
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in the next three months and a half I have to draw:
- 8 card illustrations for a gig
- 70+ comic pages (sketchy and monochrome but still)
- 20+ commissions
- potentially I’d love to do a small 18+ farcille zine because I want to capitalize on dungeon meshi being popular right now
wish me luck 🫡
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comfymoth · 9 months
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i go on twitter. my whole for you tab is just fanart of spiderbit as grocery store employees. as it should be, finally, the content i want to see in the world. star-crossed cashiers or whatever
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skyloftian-nutcase · 2 years
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Linked Universe AU where Dink tortures the Chain by locking them in a room mini-boss style and forcing them to face their most difficult challenge yet…
…playing their own video games.
Time just straight up gets PTSD flashbacks the instant he starts playing either of his games and is like “nope we’re doing my games last I need time to mentally prepare for this nonsense.”
Warriors is laughing his butt off while hacking and slashing at armies “holy Hylia if I could actually kill twenty bokoblins in one swing that would have been AMAZING”
Twilight keeps forgetting to use the “wolf sense” button and missed literally everything because to him it’s just automatic, so if he doesn’t immediately see it when he becomes a wolf in the game then clearly it isn’t a thing. Wild has to keep reminding him ti hit the blasted button or the game will never progress.
Sky thinks his game is really fun until he remembers that everyone is going to find out about the curse and then he starts finding increasingly more insane ways to get his character killed just to delay the inevitable.
Legend straight up smashes Link’s Awakening to pieces before they can even play it.
Hyrule is just awed that he even has a game, but when everyone starts playing it they all just die over and over again. Wind starts flipping tables the twenty-seventh time.
Four loses his mind because the intro literally gives away his secret of the four sword.
Wild spends his entire game exploring instead of doing the main quest because “what, the pictures are pretty besides I have all the time in the world now!! I can learn all the recipes!!”
Wind thinks his game is clearly the coolest ever, even though no one will let him hear the end of it over the cartoon style (Sky thinks it’s nice). Then they all meet Tingle and break the TV in horror.
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everyfandomsprincess · 8 months
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My entry for @spinchip DTIYS congrats on 4k!
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thealogie · 4 months
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Another thing about seeing David Tennant perform is that no matter where you sit in the room, he will make eye contact with you or at least look in your direction at least once during the play. And it’s all done so organically like of course the performance comes first it’s not like it looks like he’s looking around trying to make a connection with everyone but it’s been built into the staging/blocking/acting beats. His big brown eyes are like doesn’t matter where you sit man I’m gonna find you, I’m gonna make you feel like you’re in this with me
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cryptiduni · 4 months
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i love it when sad middle aged men are shaped like a wet sad puppy
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