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imagine a whump writer on trial as a murder suspect, and the FBI pulled out their google search histories and all of them are researches for their AO3 fics where they tortured their blorbo, but since the judge doesn’t know they’re a ✨whump writer✨ they’re definitely getting that electric chair when these are literally their google search histories:
how long does it take to burn a body
how much blood can a human lose before they pass out
knife wound. where’s the least fatal but most painful
how long does it take for a body to start to smell
how to clean off bloodstain
fastest way to get rid of a body
ways to keep a person conscious during surgery
how long can a human survive after being buried alive
best way to muffle a person’s scream
how to cut off a person’s vocal cord
sedative drugs with no taste or color
most effective anesthesia
how to. surgery at home
chloroform
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midnights-dragon · 4 months
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sagegarnish · 1 month
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🦀 Kudos Crab 🦀
If you are scrolling and see Kudos Crab, your fics will be blessed!
You will get good comments and kudos!
You will beat your writers block!
GO AND WRITE!
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bluejay757 · 6 months
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writtenbyevie · 1 year
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do you ever not write for so long that you’re almost afraid to? like what if I’m dumb now
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almightaylor · 5 months
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it’s either that or nothing
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marsinout · 5 months
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Edit: It's actually 14th on beta, but still happy birthday :) also: :) and :)
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new-kit-on-the-block · 6 months
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How I think I look when setting up twists
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How I actually look
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presidenthades · 6 months
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Need a last minute Halloween costume? Say no more.
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cryiling · 1 year
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babe what's wrong? you've hardly touched your 200 fics you opened in a new tab and swore you'd get to at some point but never had the time or motivation to read
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“the opening sentence of a fic is one of the most important parts, since it tells readers the tone, the setting and the writing style of the entire fic”
me trying not to be nervous as I write the opening sentence of my fic:
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booksandpaperss · 4 months
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and the REALLY good ones will probably do it better than canon lmao
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blorbocedes · 2 years
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recognising people's ao3 usernames in the kudos is like taking out a library book and seeing a familiar name like ah, yes, we are both connoisseurs of the art. cheers bitch 🥂
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goblinwithartsupplies · 9 months
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We love you guys
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writtenbyevie · 2 years
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you ever read a fic so good you want to sit around and discuss it with people english class style
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