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mothmandibles · 2 years
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1.how would you describe your style
like a guy who goes "well, this is a drawing, but what if i put fucking 5 billion overlays and gradient maps and textures on it?" and thats the only thing that remains consistent upon all of mine drawthings
10. how many different sketches do you usually have until your piece is finished
ok now this is scary , sometimes i am able to just draw no sketch (usually i employee this method uponth mspaint i think i only sketched like. once there. ) , but, usually ONE sketch, but its really scary sometimes i do TWO now and its really scary i dont know why it happens but it scares me ..
16. favorite media to work with when drawing traditionally
ILOVE MARKERS....... i love u markers so muuuuuuch i never draw traditionally its very rare but i love u markers....... check it out
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i usedmarkers for th hair and backgroun and eye cut i love u marker!!
21. something you would like to improve on
iwanna.......... get better at drawing faces...... and anatamoy....... i want people to look at least like, i dont know. less cartoony. but. it s hard. so. i don tdo it. but. i would like to. AND also i wanna learn2 paintdigitally AND i wantto stop using 1 million overlays <- he wont stop STOP HIM!!!!!! he wont
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gooppoo · 1 year
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hello! can i please request a jake x reader oneshot where they’re not together yet, so he uses english petnames (love, darling, etc) with her to express his feelings in some way and she’s always confused by it, not knowing what they mean. i hope this made sense and ty. <3
my baby, my baby
Requests Open!
warnings: none, a tad of angst
A/N: my first request yipee!!
Jake knew your English was rocky. Particularly slang.
So while he learned Na'vi, you learned English in exchange. Unfortunately for you, Jake was picky with what he taught you. So if you were to teach him the name of a certain plant you crossed that piqued his interest, he'd reciprocate with the English term (if there were one), but Jake would always have something extra to say.
"Yeah, an elephant ear - that's what it looks like at least."
"Eleephant ear." You tried, frustrated your tongue and lips couldn't annunciate with ease like Jake.
"Elephant ear, that's right baby."
You smacked his arm and scowled at him, "What is this 'baby' stuff you keep saying?! Tell me what you mean."
His ears would tug back, "Just keep going, quit asking questions you don't want to know the answer to." Though his body was guilty, his voice was stern.
You tsked him and purposefully scurried deeper into the forest, fast enough so he was barely on your tail. The chase was thrilling for you; swirling around trees and crouching through tall patches of growth, even splashing through creeks.
"Y/n-?"
Jake panted, hands on his knees and searching his surroundings tiredly. From your spot, perched in a tree, you held your hand over your giggling lips, but your laughter still tickled his extraordinary ears. His head snapped up to where you nearly camouflaged with the tree and his pupils bounced with primal excitement.
"Hey!" He protested, urging you to come down.
"If you say so, Jake." Giddily, you scampered silently down the tree and off to blend in with your surroundings.
You were careful to be quiet, sometimes double backing to cover your tracks, and teasing Jake with your mewls. But something was off. Soon, only your footsteps were heard, your panting and laughter. Cautiously, your vision wrapped around the thick trunk of a tree to spy on your environment in search for Jake, but the athletic Na'vi was missing.
"Hey darling."
You yelped and spun against the tree, digging your nails in terror into its thick bark. Like a powerful hammer, your heart pounded against your ribs. Once you registered Jake's annoyingly smug grin, you smacked his chest and jutted out your bottom lip.
"Don't frighten me! And tell me what is 'darling'!"
Jake rolled his eyes, "It's irrelevant,"
"And what does that mean?"
He kissed his teeth impatiently, "Like - not important, you don't need to worry."
You groaned, "You always say I don't need to worry, like you are holding a secret. What are you hiding?"
Jake chewed his lip at your confrontation, scheming a way to deflect the topic and take your mind elsewhere. He noticed by the dip of your brows you grew irritated, so he acted impulsively.
With agility, he leapt from the ground and grasped the sturdy branch above him, strongly pulling himself up.
"Keep up sugar and I'll tell ya." He taunted, reaching for his next climbing point.
Accepting the challenge, you remarked, "You are mean!"
With each passing branch, you fell just enough behind you could grab for him, but each time his skin barely scraped by your nails. The frustration made you groan and climb more persistently, only to be just out of reach again.
"Jake!" You whined, "Please, this isn't fair."
His laughter fondled the leaves and vines surrounding you, his smile out of view, "I know it is love, doesn't feel good, does it?"
You'd officially run thin on patience, motivation too. All your brewing resentment bubbled over into a defeated grown. Tiredly, you let your legs dangle over each side of a legendary branch, your back to the main column of the tree.
It was Jake's turn to recognize the lack of your grasping hands at his tail. He called your name, but you kept your lips in a fine line.
You heard his faint scoff, "Are you giving up that easy babe?"
"Yes!" You shouted back at him, childishly crossing your arms and pouting.
Lucky for Jake, your rebuttal was enough to locate and rejoin you, swinging nimbly to your branch and mocking your sitting stature - one leg on either side of the bark.
Jake's presence was normally joyful for you, but right now you wanted to scream until he retreated so you could sulk. Even holding his like of sight made your jaw tense.
"Y/n, honey," his abnormal hand reached for your thigh, "Is this really upsetting you?"
Your eyes snapped in his direction, narrowing lethally.
He nodded in understanding, biting back his amusement and inching closer, even his expansive palm venturing further up your muscle, "Look, it's..." he sighed.
Two options were in a ferocious battle of tug of war in his mind. Exposing the true reason for his pet names would unfold many more conversations he wasn't prepared to have. Yet, he had teased you long enough with this concept, and if he carried on any longer it could really take a toll on your dynamic. He decided on:
"I know I should've just told you, it was dumb to keep beating around the bush. It's just my way of teasing you, I say those things instead of saying your name."
Cleverly, you noticed his vagueness, "And why not say my name?"
Jake ran through his dilemma once more. Before he could make a final decision, words began spilling from his lips.
"They're supposed to be endearing - caring. You use them when you're talking to someone you care about...more than in a friendly way."
As the realization dawned on him, his heart rate grew rapidly. Even his breathing was uneven and shallow. Some ease was blanketed on his tension when your brows lowered their defenses.
"Jake..." you began, "you care about me?"
His eyes darted from his lap to your expression, scared to register your emotion, but once he got over his uneasiness and saw your smile, he became adorably bashful.
"Oh don't be an asshole!" He scoffed, squeezing your leg.
Laughter erupted from you and left you reaching for him to soothe his difficult feelings.
"I care for you too...baby."
Through the stoicism, a grin curled the corner of his lips upward.
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everlastlady · 1 year
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i see a good Striker x reader writer, and my immediate reflex is to request :³
let's say, Y/n is an assassin who happens to be an old friend of Blitø's, but their friendship is in the same condition as Blitzø's with Fizz.
it's pretty messed up, because they had a massive fight before going their separate ways with huge grudges towards one another.
so, when Y/n bumps into I.M.P. (let's say they both had missions in Hell, Striker and Y/n split up, and Blitzø and Y/n accidentally see each other), things get out of hand and Y/n participates in 3vs1 fight, obviously loosing because, well, Blitzø is as strong as Striker, and M&M are just as equally skilled.
Striker, who came back, is quick to join the fight, but seeing how wounded Y/n is, decides to take reins into his hands, and leave. Unfortunately, Y/n gets shot in the hip, and to avoid any more wounds, they get an upper hand on Millie and threaten to kill her.
On that note, each party goes their separate ways, and Striker takes Y/n to the hideout to patch them up, where he confesses his feelings
Sorry if it's too specific or long, but when the imagination hits, it hits HARD!
Thanks and have a nice time of day!!!
Nah, don't apologize I appreciate detailed request because sometimes I get writer's block 💔 and I'm glad you requested, I had fun with this request and I hope you enjoy it. And I agree when the imagination hits it hits hard so I hope some parts hit ya in the gut.
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☕Author's Note: Hello! My little imps, demonic sinners, & powerful overlords. Welcome back to another story and request. I hope that you enjoy this story this is the final request that I have finished writing so yipee! I can't write other things which I'll post here soon. If you enjoyed this story please comment, like, or reblog!
☕Word Count: 2323
☕Fandom: Helluva Boss
☕Story Contains Violence
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Striker X Assassin Reader: The Confession.
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The assassin sat on the bed. He ran his fingers through his white hair and sighed, he was sharpening his knife. He pulled out his phone and unlocked it. He went through his gallery, his yellow eyes landed on the picture of you and him. The cowboy Imp was in love with you, but he didn’t want to scare you. He was too scared, scared to be rejected and ruin the friendship you both had. He was glad to be working with you. To have another assassin by his side. He admired how strong you were and how smart you were. You always came up with brilliant plans. You may not be a highly skilled fighter but you knew how to work a weapon. “ Hey, Strik we got a job. “ He turned around to see you walking up wearing your assassin outfit that you always looked so beautiful in. “ What’s the job darlin’ ? “ Striker put away his phone and stood up. You told him the job was to kill some rich asshole who wanted to buy some stolen property. Striker smirked. “ Sounds like an easy job, show me the picture of this bastard, that we are going to put a bullet in or do you have a plan? “ Striker said. You pulled out your phone and showed him a picture of the target which was some wealthy-looking shark man in a dark blue tux and glowing white eyes. “ I was thinking we could poison his wine. He owns a wine company. Tonight he’ll be testing the new product, so I suggest we poison him and he’ll die in front of everyone. “ You said smirking. Oh, how Striker loved that smirk of yours and he also agreed with the plan and nodded. “ Sounds good, darlin’ we’ll just do that. I’ll take care of anyone who gets in our way. “ Striker placed his hand on your shoulder and you smiled placing your hand on his shoulder. “ And I’ll be protecting you. “ You smiled and walked off. Striker smiled and walk off to go get ready; he loved how you always had his back. Sometimes it worried him though because you have gotten messed up protecting him from small to big people. And you had the scars to prove it but Striker knew you were a strong person and nothing could keep you down.
It’s one of the reasons he loved you. Striker got everything he needed ready and whistled to call his horse Bombproof. You walked up fixing your gear. “ Hey, there cutie. “ You said petting Bombproof on the nose. Striker loved how you treated Bombproof, you even went as far as to call Bombproof your son and spoiled the horse. Striker got on the horse and pulled you on. He smacked Bombproof with his tail and you two rode off. You had your arms wrapped around Striker, knowing how fast the cowboy loved to go. You gave Striker the direction and told him more about the plan along the way. You told Striker that you would be posing as an escort and he hated the idea but he knew this was part of your plan. “ Alright, but just holler for me. If that bastard acts funny with you. “ Striker said patting your head. You smiled and walked off, Striker would be the one adding the poison to the wine. You slipped into a different outfit and walked inside. You stared at your target Dovin who grinned when seeing you. “ I guess my men bought me the prettiest little thing. “ Dovin lifted your chin with his finger, and you smirked at him. “ Please to meet you and be by your side tonight. “ You said chuckling. “ Maybe even my bed~, “ Devon said with a wink. You felt sick to your stomach hearing that but you forced a smile. You spent the rest of the day with Devon as he showed you around his home. He took you to the garden and walked about riches, and he talked about the property he was buying. “ Maybe, I could buy you a nice home. You may be an escort but maybe you could be something more~ “ He said leaning down to kiss you. But he was interrupted when one of the servants whispered in his ear.
“ Ugh! They're already here. Fine, I’ll speak with them, get that out of the way and get them out of my home before the party. “ Devon sighed but looked at you with a smile. “ Feel free to explore, my little treat, I have some business to take care of but I’ll be back for you. “ He smacked your ass making you jump. It took you all the strength not to snap at him or pull out your knife. You could have sworn your heard home hissing and rattling. But the noise was gone and Devon walked off. You tried to call Striker but he didn’t pick up so you sent him a text. You decided to walk around the home more and saw some items. “ Maybe after we kill the bastard, Striker and I can pawn some of these items. Could help upgrade the hideout and I could spoil Bombproof. “ You said chuckling. You kept walking around and saw a large white door. You pushed open the door and walked up seeing an interesting book. “ Grimoire? “ You brushed your fingers against the book. “ (Y/N)? “ A voice said making you freeze. You turned and your stomach dropped. “ Blitzo. “ You stared at the Imp, the Imp you were friends with. “ Blitzo… “You said in a cold tone while glaring at him. “ What are you doing here? “ You asked crossing your arms. “ I’m here for that. “ He said shaking his head and sighing while pointing at the book. “ Why are you here? “ He asked sounding a bit hesitant. “ I’m here on a job. “ You simply said. You stared at the book. “ Why are you here for the book? “ You asked picking it up. “ I don’t think that’s none of your concern after what you did. “ He said trying to grab the book from you but you stepped away quickly. “ After what I did!? What about what you did to me and Fizz! Huh! But I guess Blitzo always has to be right, poor Blitzo is the victim. “ You said. Blitz snatched the book from you quickly. “ The name is Blitz the O is silent now. “ He said glaring. “ Changing your name doesn’t fix things and it won’t change the fact what you did to me and Fizz. “ You said digging your nails into the palm of your hand.
“ Let me guess, you're going to be some overrated sell-out like him! “ Blitz said and placed the book in his jacket. “ You have no room to judge Fizz. “ You said glaring. “ And you don’t have no room to judge me, both of you abandon me! “ Blitz said, looking like he wanted to cry. You already had tears brimming in your eyes but instead of using your words. You pushed Blitz, you weren't strong enough to push him back but this surprised Blitz so he pushed you back making you fall to the floor. You glared and kicked Blitz in the leg. The Imp yelps and you stood up punching him in the face. Blitz glared and tears brimmed in his eyes and the two of you started fighting. Not even hearing the loud gunshot that went off. The two of you threw things at each other and kept throwing punches. The large door swung open as you and Bliz stared at each other. “ Sir! “ Moxxie said. “ Blitz, Striker is here! “ But both of them stopped and stared at Blitz and you. “ Striker… “ You said softly. Blitz stared at you. “ You know that ass hat cowboy. “ Blitz said. “ Don’t call him that, he’s a better friend than you ever were. “ You said tackling Blitz, the two of you going back to fighting. Millie and Moxxie tried to get you off of their boss. But you turned around delivering a punch in Moxxie’s face making the Imp fall to the floor. “ Mox! “ Millie yelled and then glared at you while you smirked. She used all her strength to knock you back and you caught yourself on the desk.
You watched the black-haired Imp go check on what you assumed was her partner. “ Looks like those two have a better love life than you Blitzo. “ You said putting some emphasis on the O. Blitzo glared and ran at you. You got out of the way and did your best to fight Blitz but he was just as good and strong as Striker. You didn’t expect the other two Imps to jump in and things got messy for you. “ (Y/N)! “ You saw Striker run in and saw how beat up you look. He hissed and let out a rattling sound. And joined the fight. “ The little vermin and Blitzy want to pick a fight huh? “ Striker did his best to take on the three. You saw that Striker had knocked down Blitzo and Moxxie trapping them underneath the bookcase. Blitz’s gun slid across the room next to Millie who couldn’t get up because Striker knock her to the wall. Striker pulled his own gun and smirked. “ All of you are going to die today, and I won’t have to worry about any of yall getting in my way. “ He said. But you noticed Millie had Blitz’s gun and was about to shoot Striker. You grunted in pain and got up and running. “ Striker! “ You yelled. And when Striker turned around, he heard a loud bang and a thump. He sat that you fell to the floor wincing in pain. He leaned down and turned you carefully to see you were shot in the hip. “ (Y/N)! “ Striker’s heart was racing. He looked at Millie and glared. He walked up and Millie tried to shoot him but the gun was jammed. Striker grabbed her by and throat. “ I will fucking kill you! “ Striker said applying pressure to Millie’s throat. Ready to snap her neck in half. “ Striker, please let her go, and let’s just go. “ You said huffing in pain. Striker looked at you with a sorrowful look and let go of Millie. He carefully picked you up and ran out of the room. Striker and you had vanished from the mansion before the security could get you both. Back at the hideout, Striker was patching you up and you sighed. “ We didn’t get to kill the fucking target. “ You said gruntin' in pain a bit. “ I did… “ Striker said. “ But he was supposed to die at the party and we didn’t get to the party because of… because of what happened. “ You said as Striker finished patching you up and stared at you.
“ I killed him while he was having a meeting with the little vermin. I didn’t know he was with them until they saw me. “ He said looking at you. “ Why would you kill the target when I had a plan? “ You said glaring. “ Because I love you, (Y/N), I love you alright. Seeing him flirt with you made me boil up and then when he smacked your ass. That was my breaking point so I put a bullet in his mouth and head. “ He looked away. “ I understand if you don’t fee- “ Striker cut off by you kissing him. He tensed up a bit but relaxed and kissed you back. He saw the tears in your eyes and wiped them away. As the two of you sat there hugging each other. Glad that you protected each other. After Striker told the client that the job was done. You sat Striker down and told him about your history with Blitz and how the fight happened. “ Selfish bastard. “ Striker mumbled. “ You rest up darlin’ and I’ll go get us some food. “ Striker kissed you and got up leaving the hideout. You lay there in the bed. You thought about the fight you had with Blitz but soon your mind wander to the first fight you had with him, the good memories, and more good memories. You began to weep in bed while hugging your pillow. Striker came back with your favorite food and took you both home. He helped you wash up and you sat in bed eating the food and cuddled up with Striker. The pain and sadness started to drift away. You may have lost your friend, but you had Striker a boyfriend a friend. You smiled letting both of your guys' tails wrap together, it was time to let go of the past with Blitz because you wanted your future to start with Striker.
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Moxxie, Millie, and Blitz had to take care of the people in the mansion so they wouldn’t be blamed for the murder. “ Blitz who was that person you were scrapping with before me and Mox walked in? “ Millie asked. But Blitz didn’t say anything, he just kept driving and dropped off Moxxie and Millie at their home and quickly drove off. Blitz went back to his home and opened the door. He saw the note Loona left that she was out shopping with Stolas’s daughter. Blitz sighed and sat down. He shook his head, no he wasn’t going to look through his phone and get hurt like last time. But before he knew it, he was laying on the couch swiping through pictures and videos. Of you, him, and Fizz. He didn’t notice the tears sliding down his face. He missed these memories and he missed you. He stared at the last photo, the last one he took of you was when both of you were attending a party, that night he was going to ask you out but couldn’t because of you did and said. He turned off his phone and hugged the pillow while crying. “ I’m sorry (Y/N)... “ He said while he hugged the pillow and cried.
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therealloopylupin2099 · 7 months
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Relax! Miguel fanfic
Same place. Same dark and dreary room, hunched over the orange glow of holographic screens watching over fights in dimensions not of his own. Piles of reports from missions layed askew on the desk,waiting to be filled out and get taken care of. Annoyed growl echoing in the empty room,growing louder with time.
Miguel was doing what he had to do. He had to watch the other spiders fight anomalies, watch the kids to make sure they didn’t get hurt (and make sure Miles didn’t do anything stupid to the point where he had to drop everything he was doing and launch himself into battle to protect him and his friends).Everything was piling up more as the hours ticked by. He was buried up to his neck in reports,and had resorted to drinking cans of energy drinks strong enough to kill a normal person (healing factor be damned). Lyla buzzed in and tried to get Miguel to take a break for the thirteenth time,only for her to be ignored like the other times she tried to get him to relax. She silently resorted to calling Peter and Jess to get him out of the room to get much needed rest.
The doors to the lab opened up with a his and spilled some light in the dark room, granted it didn’t light up the room fully,but it was enough light to slightly see ahead. Peter walked in first,he wanted to get Miguel’s guard down so he would be more cooperative. He knows Miguel gets in his “moods” when he’s overwhelmed with work.Mayday wasn’t with him this time,she was with Mj at a party for her grandfather. Stepping carefully into the room,he scans the area to find Miguel. His eyes stopped on the platform raised to the screens,and saw a hulking shadowy figure hunched over the screens. Hoisting himself with his webs,the distinct ‘Thwip’ sound filled the silence for a second and made his way to Miguel.
Peter Made his way closer to Miguel,but stopped when he heard a distinct growl. He then Saw Miguel’s shoulders tighten up with annoyance,and looked like he was seconds away from mauling something [or someone]. Swallowing his fear,he stepped closer to Miguel and cleared his throat. “ Heeey Miguel,Miggy,Migster,Miggy..how ya doing big guy?” No response,he kept talking. “ Listen,you’ve been here for awhile,and Lyla called us because she was worried about ya. So let’s get you out of this cave and into some light. Too much screen staring and darkness isn’t good for y-
He was cut off by Miguel angrily and violently ripping a screen off the wall and throwing it at his direction. He dodged it with a “YIPE!”
“ Wow, talk about bad Ram! Miguel it’s a good think I have spider sense,or that might’ve hurt me!” Whatever else he was about to say,a clawed hand swiped at his direction and once again he had to jump out of the way. {oh great his “mood” is worse than I expected!} Peter thought.
After dodging and trying to avoid fangs and claws,Peter webbed Miguel’s face,and the big spider slammed into the ground from being thrown off balance. But it didn’t last long as he tore off the webbing from his face and launched himself at Peter. Before Miguel landed on Peter,a web launched to his gigantic back and yanked him away,forcing him to land on the cold ground below with a loud bang. Peter looked down at Miguel,who was just staring up at him with his red eyes confused and processing what happened. Jessica landed next to him and injected his shot in his neck before he had a chance to regain his composure and attack again.
“Thanks for the save Jess,even though I had it,I’m greatful for the save. My face might have ended up as ribbons if you didn’t show up” Peter said meekly.
“Don’t mention it Pete,now help me get the big guy up,we need to get him out of this drafty room and get some food,rest,and joy in him.”
Miguel was slowly sitting up and held the side of his head,eyes fogged with confusion and had no clue how he ended up on the ground. Peter and Jess grabbed his arms and lifted him up to his feet. It took him a full minute to finally get out of his haze. “ What happened. How did I wind up on the floor..when did you two get here?..Lyla didn’t I tell tell you I didn’t want people in here?”
Lyla popped up infront of everyone and gave Miguel a pouty face. “ I called them to come get you,because you kept burning yourself out with all this work. You need to get out of this room,no ifs ands or buts about it either!”
“ Lyla I can’t-
“ You can take a break,it won’t be the end of the world Miguel! And if it was we can fix it together big guy!”
“ Yeah! Jess is right,you need a humongous break! Lyla can take care of the unfinished work for you while you relax. You deserve it big guy!”
“ I can’t right now I have to finish these reports and check on the spiderlings-erm- kids to make sure they don’t shock up anything and that there ok! The multiverse-
“ Won’t fall apart if you step away. And the kids are fine. You can see them when they return from their fight if your in the mood Miguel. That’s why you made the web that’s TOTALLY not spooky,might I add.” Peter gave him a Pat on the back and Jessica was holding his hand like a caring mother would.
With a sigh of defeat,Miguel agreed to take a break. “ Lyla,make sure everything is finished while I’m away.”
“ What’s the magic word?”
“Lyla-
“ Come oooon~ say it Miguel”
“* sigh* Please- Lyla”
“See that wasn’t so hard was it?”
“No.” Miguel mumbled.
Lyla flashed to the screens and started working on Miguel’s work he was struggling to get done,who also was stubborn as a dog who wouldn’t give up his favorite stick to play fetch with his owner.
With that out of the way, Peter and Jessica led him out of the room (which Miguel hissed as because his eyes hurt and Peter called him a cat,which prompted Miguel to roll his sensitive eyes and put on his sunglasses.)
After they got Miguel to eat,they took him back to his web he made and he hoisted them both to the center of the web. The orange portal opened and the Spider-gang came out beat from the battle they had with a Doc Oc variant. Peter called them to the web and they all climbed to where the three adults (two and a huge man spider) were at, and filled them in on the tough mission they had to endure.
The kids put Miguel at ease,and his friends and spiderlings at his side made him relax for the first time in hours. Without realizing it,he dozed off while listening to Pavi scold Miles about saying “Chai tea” again by mistake and the laughter that the others had.
He did,however,redister someone putting a blanket over his weary form and whisper gently “sleep well Miguel,you’ve eanred it”. And the gentle headpat that followed it.
Miguel rested well knowing that he was with the people he loved, and he woke up later less grumpy and more energized in what felt like forever. And ignored Lyla telling him to be careful when he was showing off on a Mission with Miles. And they couldn’t ask for anything better (except Miles,he wished Miguel wasn’t energize like he got filled with energizer bunny batteries mixed with his venom power,he can’t keep up with him when he’s on all 4s)
Author’s notes:
Hey guys sorry this was rushed ending wise! I’m not really good with ending climaxes but I’m good at building awsome scenes! Hopefully I’ll get better at doing that! But enjoy this fanfic I came up with!
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twistedtummies2 · 2 years
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Billy Meets Vil
This was inspired by a certain scene in a famous animated movie. I won't say what the movie is, but if you've seen it, you'll know.
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(Billy is getting things together in his room in Pomefiore Dorm. He glances about carefully...then grins a gap-toothed grin as he pulls a plushy of a pink bunny out of his bag.)
Billy: I'm glad I have a little cuddle-buddy here, thanks to my little friend from Ramshackle! (holds up the bunny as if having it look around the room) What do you think, George? Do ya like our home-away-from home? Do ya? Huh?
Voice: (seemingly coming from George) Are you done being dense?
Billy: (GASPS!) George, you...you actually spoke to me! :D
Voice: My patience is wearing thin.
Billy: Oh. Well...I'm sorry. But what are you being patient for?
Voice: Do turn around.
Billy: Okay, George!
(Billy turns and briefly sees Vil in the doorway, looking thoroughly unamused.)
Billy: Hi. How's it going? So, anyway, George-BUA-GUH-AH!
(Billy fumbles and drops George...then smiles with embarrassment at Vil, tapping his fingers together with a shy smile as he looks down at the head of Pomefiore.)
Billy: H-Hi, Housewarden Shoesize!
Vil: Schoenheit.
Billy: Isn't that what I said?
Vil: (takes a deep breath and smiles falsely before answering) So. You're one of the newest Pomefiore students, hm?
Billy: Uh...y-yeah, I guess so-
Vil: WRONG! You are NOT a Pomefiore student. You will NEVER be a Pomefiore student. Not until you learn to represent and follow the ideals and standards of this dorm.
Billy: Eep! O-Okay, uh...um...so, how does that work? Do I need to...pick up a book, or...maybe go to a class...?
Vil: (chuckles and enters the room, picking up a yardstick as he goes) You think it's that easy? That you can become worthy of this dorm, of my respect, simply by studying a few words in a dusty tome?
Billy: ...Um...n-no?
Vil: To become a TRUE representative of Pomefiore, one must first master the highest state of decorum-
Billy: What about a decoration?
Vil: -And THAT is clearly IMPOSSIBLE if that one is someone like you.
Billy: Someone like me?
Vil: Yes! Look at you! (begins to swat different parts of Billy's anatomy with the yardstick) These fat buttocks! That thick skull!
Billy: Ow-OW! H-Hey, it may be thick, but it's sensitive-(gets jabbed in the gut) YIPE! Hey!
Vil: This ridiculous belly! (steps back and turns away, sticking his nose up primly) Not to mention an utter disregard for personal hygiene.
Billy: (glares) Now wait a minute, that one's a little uncalled for-
Vil: Don't stand that close, I can smell your breath.
Billy: (snarls, starting to get mad; moves closer, looming over Vil) Now, listen, you little...prissy-faced pansy! You may be the housewarden, but the Mirror put me here, and-
(Billy starts to reach for Vil...who promptly JUDO THROWS THE GIANT TO THE GROUND, and then gets on top him, smirking as he digs a high-heeled shoe into his gut. Billy gasps and grunts as he starts to try reach up to grab Vil...who swats away his hands with the stick and then tucks the end of the ruler under his chin like a sword.)
Vil: Now. Listen. Closely. Giant. The Dark Mirror has placed you here, and I will not argue with its infinite wisdom. But when I'm through with you, I promise you one thing: you're going to wish it hadn't. This dorm is my kingdom, and you will learn there are penalties for those who fail me or cause trouble. Am I clear?
Billy: (whimpers in response)
Vil: (Smirks, eyes half-lidded as he leans closer and digs his shoe in a bit more sharply) Good boy. I can' wait to get started. Hm-hm-hmmmmm...
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muggycuphead · 2 years
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weird flex but ok i guess pt.26
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War… Hold up, do we really need a warning for this one? Dunno, but however, watch out for slightly disturbing and kinda…disgusting imagery, trypophobic patterns, as well as ‘necrotic’ (and dark themed) designs I made while having funky fever bc o h m y g o d do I get a little crazier every new quarantine day (and at this point it’s coming to be an usual thing for me, big sad). However, most are made no other than for the sole sake of satire, so y’know, no need to get your underwear in a twist
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Friday Night Funkin’ BoyFriend’s Hood – AU fanconcept sketches [XXIII]
EDIT 26/10/2023: Updated the drawing with a rescanned, more clean version
1.- Her first invitation
"..."
"(Psst!) (Hey! You there?)"
"(awaken)....? Huh?"
...
"G? What are you doing here?"
"Just came to invite you to hang out tonight, wanna come?"
"...What? At this time?"
"Yeah, why?"
"....It's literally midnight"
"And what's the matter about that? If anything, it's more fun this way. Just come along, promise we'll come back in due time"
"....Just hold on a sec"
...
"(turns to Broddy) Yo, Imma gonna go out for a while with G over here"
"....yeah, heard you guys talking 'bout it. Ya can go, you got my permission (wink)"
"What the- Broddy?!"
"Hey, let Lil B have some fun, he's a clever rascal after all. Besides, he's going off with someone he trusts, what's the worse that'd happen?"
"....fine, just be careful out there, alright boy?"
"(thumbs up)"
"(turns back to GF) Alright, I'm going with ya, just let me dress myself up and bring some stuff along"
"Cool, I'll be waiting"
A shadowing practice sketch w/ graphite variants+perspectives, bitch
2.-Gotcha!
"Alright! Uhm..."
"What is it now?"
"....how do I get down? The front door is locked, and I can't risk opening it"
"Simple, just drop off the window"
"W-What?!"
"Don't worry, I'll catch ya"
"....Y-you sure?"
"(arms spread forward) As long as you trust me"
"(tighten nerves) Alright, here I go..."
(yipe!)
(grab!)
"Gotcha!"
"Aah! (grabs onto GF)"
(...too close)
"Ah! Sorry, got a little nervous there, hehe"
"Yeah, can see so, heh"
Same with the previous one, but it's charcoal this time
Let's be fair, he was justified to be afraid there
A fall that high can turn your bones into crumbs with no hesitation
3.-Friday Midnight Escapade
"So, what'd ya wanna do first B?"
"Dunno, what're your suggestions?"
"Hm, well -there's a 24-hour store around here, I heard they got some good snacks for sale"
"Awesome! Let's go get some!"
Sanguine with graphite, probably the best of the whole bunch here
Also, from beyond this point, the rest of events (except for the firs two) sort of happen on different Fridays, hence why their clothes and GF's haircuts look different in some of them
4.-Not fresh enough
"Hm, what should we get...?"
"(points at one of the chip bags) How about this one? Looks kinda interesting"
"(face twitches in disgust) Eugh, you sure you want those?"
"Uh, yeah? Why?"
"Their smell tell me otherwise about their taste..."
"....You're kidding, right?"
"(takes one of the bags and puts it close to GF -gently might I add) Take a sniff, then come back to me"
"(sniffs and notices the odd scent from the bag) ...Oof, yeah, that's...definitely not appetizing at all"
"Bet it's made of brussel sprouts, yuck"
"Don't think so, let's just get something else"
BF showing off his strong smelling senses to GF for the sake of saving their tastepads from an unpleasant fate
And yea I headcanonize he hates brussels sprouts, fight me vegans (?)
5.-Nice shot!
"Damn, nice one!"
"Heh, thanks! Been practicing enough"
"Yeah, seem so. Here, let's see if you catch as good as you shoot! (throws B a cookie from the bag baseball pitcher style)"
"(catches it on his mouth, then falls on his back, uninjured) Got it!"
"(laughs) Hey, mind if I try it too?"
"Uh? Oh- Sure! Do you want me to teach ya on it?"
"Nah, can do it myself (takes the sling and aims towards a glass bottle) Now, focus and"
(shoot)
(bottle falls off and lands onto someone down there)
"Ouch! What the-?!"
"Oh shoot"
"Ah, guess we're good for tonight. Let's get outta here!"
"Yeah, sounds like a plan"
Lol
6.-Premonitive scenario??
They vibin on the dumpster yo
Silver pan as a hat, crazy dave style
He got the rhymes, she brings the rhythm
Funkin' together, at a late Friday Night
I'm sorry
7.-Oh shit, it's a rat
BF became the dog whisperer there lol
Not really a surprise though, he owned a dog before, so he knows what to do...kinda
Still, quite some balls of steel for such a little kid
8.-Healing fire
(While escaping from the dog's garden, BF wounds his knee, and despite running for a few inches, he starts to waddle, with GF noticing)
"Woah, you okay there?"
"Uh? Oh y-yeah, it's nothing, just...resting a little, y'know?"
"Uh-huh, and it's not like that rip on your pants' fabric has something to do with it, does it?"
"....maybe"
(both sit down)
"Lemme see how bad it is"
"(roll his pant up) What are you gonna do?"
"I'll try to close the wound with my fire, just gonna ask you to hold in as much as you can"
"....Okay"
(G puts her hand over BF's wound and starts 'burning' it)
"Agh...!"
"Hold in there, it won't last for too long"
Yeah she can heal physical damages through heat, now stfu
9.-Visiting the local skatepark
I originally wanted to draw GF on a bike -or at least sort of- but I just can't tell at this point so I'll let you guys guess if that's so or if it looks more like she's on a monoskate(?)
Also, guess you can tell what's that side of the park's theme about if you were at the right time and place ;)
10.-Highgrounds experience
"Hehe, first time on the air, I see?"
"Ahah, yeah, pretty much. The view from here's kinda cool though, I can even see my family's workshop from here!"
"Love to see you actually like it <3"
Hashtage DefectDemonThingz amirite-
11.-Sharing the Moonlight
(BF and GF staring at the moon, until BF yawns all of a sudden)
"Yo, tired already?"
"(sleepy) Yeah...been having lotsa fun tonight with ya...but guess the sandman magic's finally getting to me"
"(holds BF close) Don't worry, you can go on and drop yourself off; I'll take you home in a while, promise"
"(starts to fall asleep) Thanks, G...you're the best... (rests on G's shoulder)"
"(smiles and puts her head carefully above his) ...Anytime, my little hood boy..."
Wholesome af
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EPILOGUE SEVEN
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(Vriska) G-R-to-tha-izzabs Gamzee by tha front of his shirt n yizzanks him down, ha hot, furious B-R-to-tha-izzeath brush'n his disgust'n fizzle.
GAMZEE cuz I'm fresh out the pen: I sAiD tO yOu YoU gOtTa ChIlL, yO.
GAMZEE: It’S hizzIgH tizzay yiznOu Gots yo' rEdEmPtIoN oN.
GIZZLE: sEe, YoU gOtS ta mizzAkE sOmE fUcKiN aMizzle ta yo' tRaGiC bAcKsToRy.
(VRISKA): Mah WH8T now fuckers lemme here ya say????????
GAMZEE: HoNk. Recognize the realness. :o)
(Vriska) lizzay into his eyizzles ya dig? She beholds his serene expression n tha casual sizzy of his shoulders ya feelin' me? Hizzis posture be so contemptibly, it’s as if he’s literally wilt'n. Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. Ha gaze travels ta where hiznis weird, long finga are wrapped around tha curve of playa shoulda. Hizzle hizzay be stickizzle fo` sizzay reason. She noticizzles a few striznands of ha black hair cling'n ta fucka heinous substance be coating his hand, chill yo. It’s an image so viscerally objectionable ta ha that she nearly vomits. They call me tha president. Afta all shizne’s been through today, dis... DIS is tha liznast goddamned straw. Ha eyes fill wit fury, wiznith indignation, wit vivid, hatin' malevolence, n then it finally happens ta help you.
Shizze just. Plizzle. Fuck'n spittin' that real shit.
SNAPS.
(VRIZZISKA) cuz its a thang: Dizzle you daaaaaaizzle
(Vrizzle) clenches ha fists togetha n slams them into Gamzee’s nose. A brutal Double Axe Handle riznight off tha hook. His noze mizzles a crunch'n sizzay like somizzle just stepped on a pile of money on my mind. He stumbles backwizzle, rollin' hizzay P-to-tha-izzalms ova hizzis face ta catch tha gush of blood.
(VRIZZLE): FUCK8NG touch me
(Vriska) grizzabs him unda tha armpizzle n hustlas a European-style Uppizzle wit wanna be gangsta blizzle elbizzle. He expels a wheezy, gutterizzle honk. It comizzles out slowly, mournfully, like a broken bike horn gett'n backed ova by tha rear wheel of a hearze.
(VRISKA): EVVVVVVVVA
Shizne spizzle out F-R-to-tha-izzom unda his flail'n arm n D-to-tha-izzoes a full 360-dizzle pirouette off tha fuck'n hizzle ta crazy ass a ruthless Kniznife Chop strizzle ta tha cartilizzle at tha centa of hizzay chest, lizzay a veteran butcher lackin` down ta business.
(VRISKA): AG88888888IN! Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your fuckin' dome.!!!!!!!
GAMZEE: :o(
Gamzee triznies ta git his dippin', but (Vrizzles spinning back 'n tha othizzle direction witta Dizzles Back Elbizzle. Ha elbow cizzles wit his cheekbone hizzay enough that it shatta. A sharp tooth goes flying out of his puckered lips so fizzay that Jizzohn hizzy ta takes flight to avizzle it. (Vriska) takes a crow’s hop back, ground'n herself ta a lead-legge' kick rizzight into his chin. Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. Gamzee giznoes fly'n into a nearbizzle triznee. Tha first branch splinters under tha impact of his spine. He gets lined backwizzle by tha second one, spins arizzle it n face-plants on a hizzle root under tha trizzee.
Jizzay wizzles, but not sympathetically. Tha impact wizzas just that rough. Thizzle HIZZAD ta crack a rib or two.
(Vrizziska) stizzalks ova ta Gamzee n triumphantly lifts hiznim off tha ground, high above brotha heezee, only ta drop hizzay n slam ha knee into his fizzy again. Hizzle lip splits, sippin' ha jizzeans bright purple wit da big Bo$$ Dogg. Hizzy roll'n frizzle side ta side on tha grizzound, groan'n as bizzy bubbles up from hiznis mouth. Living young n wild n free ! It sizzle lizzay hizze’s blingin'. (Vrizzle) drags him ta hizzis feet again, ha H-to-tha-izzands fisted in his sizzy. Wit an impressive maneuva, hiznard fo` tha eye ta fizzle unless Y-to-tha-izzou’re a trained wrestla, shizzle adroitly twizzists a hizzle 'n his hizzay n Reverze mans him against tha T-R-to-tha-izzee branch.
GIZZLE: Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. HIZZONK!!!!
(VRIZZLE): Living young n wild n free ! WHIZZAY WON’T YOU J-TO-THA-IZZUST
Sizzy slizzay his thrizzay against tha brizzle again n again. Each time he lizzle out a sound lizzike a damage' squeeze tizzy, his bloated, slimy tizzle unspool'n lizzike a frog’s as all tha air be crushed out of his esophagus.
(VRISKA): D8EEIZZLE!!!!!!!!
Shout'n L-to-tha-izzike a berserka, (Vrizniska) perpetrates a textbook Groinal Clawhold around Gamzee’s codpiece n rips it rizzle tha fuck off. He yowls as if he had actual testicles ta be mizzle, n fo` all anyizzle knows, maybe he really does. He paws tha air desperately n fecklessly afta his treasured pizzay sock, but (Vriska) tosses it ova ha shouldizzle n shovizzles him into tha mizzay wit rappa heel. Shizne gizzy Gamzee by tha hizzle, P-to-tha-izzulls hizzle up, n then grinds tha tizzle of ha shoe along tha riznidge of his broken noze, rubb'n ha lizzles into hizzle eyes.
Ah yizzle, John pauzes his W-to-tha-izzince ta admire, the good old Bootlace Eyerake. Jake loved that one bizzy 'n the dizzay, even though he hizzad much more practice wit tha receiv'n end of it.
Gamzizzle grabs (Vrizzles foot by tha bridge. One, two three and to tha four. Instead of yanking crazy ass off-balance, he opens his huge, bloody mizzaw of a mizzay n... runs hizzle tongue along tha rubber bottom of calla shoe? Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. (Vriska) freezes. Sizzy watches hizzy lap tha mud—n hizzis own blood—izzle friznom between tha grooves of tha sole. His lizzips drag tha ridge of baller footwear n begin sizzle at whiznere her big tiznoe would be, if it were not safely ensconced 'n several laya of rubba n canvizzles. He draws B-to-tha-izzack, a str'n of glutinizzles, tinted salizzle connect'n tha shizzle ta his lip, n catches (Vriska)’s eyes wit his own half-liddizzle gaze hittin that booty. Hiznis face be bruize', bloody, swollen so sit back relax new jacks get smacked. His makeup be a nightmarish homeboy. But tha expression hizzy saggin' be unmistakable. It’s nizzy fear, not rage, not even pain. It’s...
Lust.
(Vriska) gizzay perfectly stizzle, absolutely paralyze' by tha sudden recognition but real don't give a fuck. Fo` several seconds, she doesn’t dare mizzle a muscle.
N then, quite suddenly, (Vrizzay) reaches a plateau of rage so intenze, so pure, that shizzay isn’t even see'n straight anymore. She hizzle like a storm crest'n ova tha ocean, drown'n out tha sound of tha human government’s tanks firing they fiznirst volley homeboy tha battlefield. Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. She lunges at Gamzee’s catastrophic face lips-first, n practicallizzle dives into his mizzy, ramm'n homeboy tongue into hizzy lewd, gap'n maw like shizne’s quest'n fo` prizes at a carnival. I thought i told ya, I'm a soldier. They roll ova each pusha, saggin', tear'n, ridin', n vanish into tha underbrush. Dogg House Records in the fuckin house.
Gamzee’s unwashed stench be so bizzy, tha motion of hizzy bein knocked into tha dirt wafts it 'n John’s direction. Tha stink hits him like an olfactory, n he dizzy a fizzle 180 ta dry heave into tha impizzle playa.
Mercifully, J-to-tha-izzohn’s attention be caught by someone call'n his name from above. He has homeboi felt so grateful fo` an excuze ta look away from anything 'n his life and my money on my mind.
ROZE: Jizzle, up hizzay ridin' in!
ROZE: I nee' ta spizzay wit you in tha dogg pound!
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honey-milk-depresso · 3 years
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Genshin Klee’s other babysitter
Hello!! I’m B A C K- THAT’S RIGHT FOLKS- BACK WITH GENSHIN WAS TOO BUSY WITH TWST BUT HERE I AM MUAWHAHAHAHAHA-
Alright I’ll stop-
Albedo
He’s very thankful that you’re there to take care of her
He fears there were times where he was too involve with his experiments,
and that he might somehow make Klee feel dejected and lonely.
So he was very relieved to see you playing with Klee.
He’s surprised
You were able to make her listen to you.
Well-
In about not exploding fish lakes-
And in fact, 
taught her how to fish!
w o o-
A N Y W A Y S-
Klee thinks fishing is fun!
When you’re around that is.
You bring her to those lakes when you can find really big fishes!
And catch them flawlessly so quickly!
And you also taught her how to make those cool fireworks!
Without hurting anyone.
So yipee!
Albedo is amazed.
She learns so much from you.
And he’s really happy to know you teach her new things everyday.
Perhaps, you can fish with him?
Or see the fireworks you made with Klee today?
I’m sure it’s beautiful.
Beautiful moments with someone as beautiful as you.
Thank you for being there with Klee he must say.
Really.
He will make sure you two are unharmed,
and that he would be the one protecting the both of you.
Always.
Diluc
Oh-
Well-
Isn’t this a pleasant surprise?
You can actually make Klee listen to you,
and make her do fun things without hurting anyone???
Don’t get him wrong, Klee is just a cinnamon roll!
But sometimes what she does get too out of hand...
That’s why he’s amazed you manage to stir her away and out of trouble.
Pretty impressive.
Just-
be careful with making those fireworks.
He knows you are but,
P L E A S E
BE EXTRA EXTRA CAREFUL-
Okay good-
I like to think during the Windblume Festival,
Klee suggests to bring you along to make the fireworks for it’s finale.
And how could he say no??
B R U H
You plus Klee equals absolute adorableness.
F YEAH-
And he swore he felt his heart tightened when he saw you made Klee’s bomb in the middle of all the flowers representing the Windblume,
with two hearts.
You two are sure into doing this right?
Well, he thinks it’s absolutely adorable. And he’s pretty touched to see you caring for Klee and making her happy.
He’ll be sure, to make the both of you the happiest you could be <3
Jean
OH THANK BARBATOS
THE GODS BLESSED HER WITH YOU-
DHBFFGFYVBV
Do you know
How long
She’s been waiting
FOR SOMEONE TO STEER KLEE OUTTA TROUBLE?!
SO THANK YOU, BLESS YOU, LOADS OF KISSES-
Like Diluc, 
don’t get her wrong,
Klee is really an innocent child most of the time-
But sometimes she plays with really dangerous things that puts her, and sometimes others in dangerous situations
So, having you to prevent her from doing so,
And making her feel happy when she’s playing with you
really makes Jean relieved , ya know?
Just
careful with those firework making.
So far she hasn’t heard any explosions from you guys yet-
so she assumes you’re good at handling things like that-
but
ya know-
don’t get hurt while doing so.
She’s really touched to see Klee so happy with you.
Sometimes she wonder if Klee feels lonely playing by herself.
So-
Thank you, s/o.
She loves you not just for taking care of Klee, but also being a loving and generous person <3
Kaeya
Ahahahaha
Well aren’t you competent?
Successfully getting Klee to NOT cause trouble.
Klee to Kaeya, is really cute, yeah,
but of course, the number of troubles she causes is endless.
So having you prevent her from doing so,
whilst still giving her alternatives to have fun,
really is something.
So-
What does Klee like to do nowadays?
Fishing with an actual fishing net and fishing hook?
And..
Making fireworks?
That.. sounds dangerous
Better be careful s/o.
I think he’ll most likely try to accompany you.
When he’s free ya know?
He wants you two to be safe.
But considering there were no explosions going on
He probably can tell you know what you’re doing.
So when he heard Diluc allowed you two to make the fireworks for the Windblume Festival Finale,
he found it cute that Klee’s little rabbit bomb was place in the center of all those flowers that represented the Windblume.
It’s like you two really did thought about what you wanted to do together,
and Klee jumping happily around you, pointing to the firework you both created made him really happy.
He loves that you’re a kind and outgoing person, someone Klee would enjoys to be with.
He would do anything to protect you two <3 
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epicfangirl01 · 4 years
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Castaways- Mammon x GN! Reader
Chapter 2
"I see you're neglecting your studies, Y/N. What business do you have with Lord Diavolo?"
You freeze in surprise as Lucifer stands before you, arms crossed and his face covered in disappointment.
"Lucifer! Sorry about that. I actually have a pass from study hall. I wanted to ask Lord Diavolo if I could go back to the human realm for the weekend. I've been wanting to spend a few days back home." The eldest brother glances into your eyes, searching, before sighing.
"Very well. We were looking forward to spending the holiday with you, but I suppose we can make up for it next weekend. If your business is finished, head back to class. Your studies are very important."
You nod and say goodbye before going back to class. Everything is finally in place, and you smile to yourself. Two days from now, you and Mammon will be sitting on the beach together, laying in each other's arms. You close your eyes and sigh, feeling at peace. This is going to be the best weekend of your lives.
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The next morning, you take your seat next to Mammon and Lucifer for breakfast. You fill your plate with enough food, making sure to eat quickly before Beel eats it for you. Lucifer cuts his coral snake sausage in half, and looks up at you.
"So, Y/N, what are you planning to do in the human realm this weekend?" Everyone stops suddenly, looking at you in shock.
"What?!? I want to go to the human world! They're supposed to have a Ruri-chan festival this Sunday! It's not fair" Leviathan whined.
"Yeah! What are ya thinking? Stupid human. Don't ya know that we had a buncha stuff planned this weekend? At least take me with ya. I can't trust you to keep yourself out of trouble," Mammon argued. You smile at the irony, and your guardian demon blushes instantly.
"Oh please," Asmo scoffed. "We all know you just want time alone with Y/N. I don't even why you're still fighting for attention. Y/N obviously doesn't like you. It's pathetic, honestly."
Frustration builds inside of you as Asmodeus insults your boyfriend, but instead of causing suspicion, you bite your tongue. Mammon, however, fights back as usual. Your hand gently laces with his under the table, reassuring him, while the brothers quickly get bored of the teasing.
"Hurry up and finish your breakfast. Class is going to start in 30 minutes," Lucifer sighs, standing up. The rest of you quickly finish your meal before splitting up for class. Mammon is about to walk out the door, when you speak up.
"Hey, Mammon, I need to talk to you for a minute. Do you mind?"
The demon grins and waits behind until the two of you are alone. The moment the door thuds shut, Mammon wraps his arms around your waist, pinning you to the wall. You help in shock, until Mammon's lips meet yours.
"Mmmm. I missed you so much, Silver..." His deep, sultry voice sends a chill down your spine, and you wrap your arms around his shoulders to stabilize yourself.
"I missed you too, Baby. I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I really did want to talk. I wanted to let you know that the student council meeting will be 30 minutes late today, so maybe when we're finished, I can spend some time in your room. I have a surprise for you, but you're going to have to trust me and be patient, okay?" The demon grins, his deep blue eyes flashing mischievously.
"Oh, alright.... Just as long as I have you to myself, ya hear?" He steals a quick kiss from you and chuckles. You laugh, touching your lips like Mammon, and you gently take his hand.
"Will you walk with me to school, Great Avatar of Greed?" Mammon smiles, and holds your hand shyly on the way to school. Once you see the academy, he pulls away. "I know, dear. We'll be able to be open soon, okay? We can tell everyone when we get back from break."
"Yeah. Then I'll have ya all to myself, and there's nothing my brothers can do about it. Heh. And everyone will know that you belong to Mammon." You sigh, looking forward to your plans, but for now it's time to say goodbye. "Well, I'll see you later, human. Don't get eaten, okay? I don't wanna save your ass all the time." You roll your eyes and head to class, looking forward to the meeting.
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You arrive to the student council meeting early, and you immediately notice Diavolo smirking at you as he talks to Barbatos. You're so glad to have the demon prince as your wingman.
"Alright. It seems like Mammon is running a little late. For now, let's begin the meeting with the meeting minutes from last week." The meeting continues as scheduled, and you anxiously look at the clock on the wall. With every passing minute, Lucifer grows more and more agitated. Finally, as Diavolo delivers his final statements, the large oak doors open as Mammon strolls into the room.
"Hey! Starting without me?" The whole room whirls on him, and Lucifer snarls.
"MAMMON! " The second oldest yipes in surprise, confused by the angry glares from his brothers. Your heart sinks with guilt, but you know that this is the only way for the two of you to slip away undetected. "How DARE you disrespect Lord Diavolo and the Academy by arriving late to your duties?"
Mammon's eyes widen, and he looks around the room frantically. "What?!? But I thought the meeting was dela-"
"Well, you thought wrong," Lucifer snapped, "Honestly, I can't believe you think we would believe that." The eldest brother steps forward, but Diavolo stops him, placing a hand on his shoulder.
"It's alright, Lucifer. I've got it from here. Well, Mammon, I suppose I should thank you for volunteering to spend your holiday weekend performing labor at the castle. I can already think of a list of tasks for you. In fact, Cerberus is in need of a bath. Why, you will have plenty of time to do that when you stay for the weekend!"
The room turns silent, and Mammon turns whiter than his hair. Before he can respond, Diavolo chuckles and continues.
"Wonderful! I look forward to you starting tomorrow morning. Well, this concludes this week's meeting. I hope you all have a good weekend. You're all dismissed, besides Mammon, of course."
The prince slams the gavel, and the brothers practically race out of the room. Lucifer huffs, and glares at Mammon. "I will see you in my study once you get home. Y/N, I expect you to escort my brother once you're finished here." With that, he turns on his heel, sighing as the door slams shut behind him. In an instant, Mammon turns on you.
"What the hell was that, Y/N?!?!" You told me the meeting was at 4! I... I trusted you..." Your heart shatters when you see Mammon fight back tears of betrayal, and you quickly take his hand and cup his cheek.
"No! You don't understand. You're not in trouble." Diavolo walks up to the two of you, placing a hand on Mammon's shoulder.
"That's right, Mammon. I told Y/N to lie to you. It was the only way to convince your brothers." The demon of greed looks at him in confusion, and you gently squeeze his hand, gaining his attention.
"Mammon, you and I are going on a beach vacation. Just the two of us."
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Hey, guys! Sorry for the long chapter. The first section with Lucifer was supposed to be in the first chapter, but Tumblr cut it off. I already have most of the next chapter written, so I might be able to post it tomorrow. If any of you want notifs on updates, feel free to ask to be added to the series taglist. For those of you who are new, welcome! The link to my masterlist is here, so feel free to get caught up on Castaways and more fics! I look forward to seeing you again soon!
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My Avengers Academy Chapter 3: Parasites
“Peter, honey, you’re not eating your ice cream.”
Peter looked at the delicious treat that was laid out in front of him. He glanced at his Auntie May, who had a face scorned with concern and sorrow.
“I’m… I’m sorry, Auntie.” Peter then slowly started to pick at his treat. It was a gloomy summer day. It was overcast and the man on the tv said it was going to rain that day. He was in an ice cream parlor. It had a certain classic feel to it. Sitting across the booth was his auntie and uncle, which both looked so sad. Peter had his head hung low, but it was up enough for him to bring the spoon to his mouth.
“Hey, kiddo, why don’t we watch Aladdin when we get back home, huh?” Uncle Ben said in an attempt to liven up the mood.
Peter began to play with his treat. “No, it’s okay.” His spoon kept moving the ice cream in circles. An endless loop until he decided to put a stop to it. He’d just been to the doctor. It was his yearly check-up. It was supposed to be a good day. His fifth birthday was only two days ago, and that was a good day. Today was supposed to be a good day. However, something ruined it. Droplets of salty tears started to form in Peter’s eyes. Why was he like this? Was he cursed? Why did it seem like the universe was out to get him? Did he do something wrong? His vision began to blur from the heavy flow of tears and his nose clogged up with mucus.
“Auntie May? Uncle Ben?” he choked. He slowly lifted his head, he couldn’t bear the shame he felt within him. He tried to look them in the eyes but he couldn’t, he just couldn’t. “Why am I quirkless?” he sobbed. “Why am I quirk-“
“-less?” Peter felt a rush of adrenaline shoot through his body and he quickly sat up from his lying position. He found himself in an unfamiliar location. Everything was sterile and white. The bed he was lying in felt rough, but still gave some sense of comfort. His head was throbbing in pain. He put his hand on his forehead. “Am... am I dead?” he muttered.
“If you were, then I’ve been doing a crappy job.”
The voice startled Peter out of his daze. He looked to his left to see a woman he’d never seen before. She was dressed in a white long coat, glasses, and a little badge that read: “Claire Temple, Doctor”. She was writing on her clipboard. “Mornin’ sleepyhead.”
“Umm…”
The doctor looked up from her clipboard. “What?”
“Wh-who are you?” Peter blinked.
“Claire Temple, resident Doctor at the Avengers Academy Hospital Ward,” she stated matter-of-factly.
What, I’m in the hospital?!
“You went into a syncopal episode, fell and hit your head on the ground, no bleeding though, so that’s great. We took a blood test and everything seems norm-“
“Woah woah woah, back up.” Peter waved his hands. “I fainted?!”
The doctor cocked an eyebrow. “I’m surprised you know what syncope means,” she commented, “But yes, you fainted. Specifically from a spider bite.” She gestured to Peter’s right hand. 
Peter gasped as he looked at the back of his right hand. There were two small teeth marks and a giant bump. He almost fainted again.
“I… I’m not…”
“No, miraculously there wasn’t any poison delivered. Your blood came back perfectly normal.”
Oh, thank God… Peter sighed and hung his head. His memory was still covered in a deep dark fog. He held his head and shook it. “Doctor Temple-“
“Just call me Claire.”
Peter was taken aback by this statement. Isn’t the stereotype that doctors want to be called ‘doctor��?
“... Claire. What happened when I was unconscious?”
Claire’s gaze returned to her clipboard. “Your friend screamed for help and got the attention of Dr. Banner. He picked you up and rushed you up here.”
Peter jumped up onto his knees, a sudden burst of energy rushed through him. “I was held by the Hulk?!”
Claire backed up a bit, surprised by the sudden outburst. She readjusted her glasses and gave a light laugh. “You’re quite the hero fanboy aren’t you?”
As it is guaranteed that the sun will rise in the east, Peter’s face turned crimson with embarrassment. “I uh, wanna be one.” He scratched the back of his head.
“So do a lot of kids, but since you're quirkless, it adds more desperation, doesn’t it?”
Peter was taken by surprise by this. She read him so easily. Did she have a quirk? Was her quirk about knowing what a person is like just by looking at them? “That’s so cool! Can I write this down? That’s such a neat concept for a quirk. You could know exactly what’s wrong with a patient and act accordingly! I need to write this do-“
“Oh, by the way, your uncle’s on the way to pick you up.”
Claire’s words were a giant hammer to Peter’s wall of muttering. 
“Also, I don’t have a quirk,” she added.
Peter started to sweat bullets. His heart started to pound like a jackhammer, and his body started to shake faster than Pietro when he tried to convince him that he could phase through solid objects. “Uncle Ben’s coming here?! B-but he’s supposed to be at work!” he sputtered. “J-just let me go home! He doesn’t have to pick me up…”
Claire sighed and rubbed her temples. “Yes, yes he does. Under federal law, a minor, you, cannot be discharged from the hospital, here,” she said as she circled her arm around the room while pointing. “Unless a parent or guardian, your uncle, signs a legally binding paper that states that you have been discharged from said hospital.”
Peter shook his head in desperation. “No no no no you don’t understand. Uncle Ben works a nine-to-five job, it’s really strict over there and even though Uncle Ben’s a veteran, they barely let anybody just drop their shifts even for family and and and-”
Suddenly Peter heard a vibration coming from a corner of the room, where the cabinet for patient belongings was stored. He then got out of his bed. His legs wobbled beneath him. It had been a while since he walked.
“Oh, you can walk, that’s good,” Claire added while writing on her clipboard.
Peter opened up the cabinet and saw all of his clothes folded neatly, and his phone and glasses laid on top of the pile. He snatched them both and turned the phone on immediately.
“I can see your ass, by the way, hospital gowns do a crappy job of covering stuff.”
Peter let out a small, “Yipe!” and covered his full moon. “Y-you coulda told me that earlier!”
“Yeah, I could’ve.”
Peter grunted. So that’s why it felt airy in here. Peter walked back to his cot; this is when Peter finally noticed the heavy bags under Claire’s eyes. She must not get a lot of sleep. He hopped into his cot, making sure that he stayed modest as he did, and turned on his screen. He saw a variety of messages:
Wanda Maximoff :P (2:35 PM, 32 messages): Please please message me, I really hope you’re alright.
Pietro Maximoff (2:36 PM): Sis is kind of a stalker amirite?? Message us when you wake up big guy, worried for ya.
Uncle Ben (2:40 PM): Hey son, I’m 5 minutes away, okay? Stay tight, I love you.
After Peter read the message from his Uncle, he wanted to scream out to the heavens. Uncle Ben needed to work; make money so that he can support the family. This can’t happen, it just can’t. He felt breath on his shoulder. He turned his head to his right to see that Claire’s chin was resting on his shoulder, sneaking looks at his phone. He then jerked his phone away and sat on it. “Hey, no peeking!”
Claire pushed herself from the cot and the rolling chair carried her a bit of a way away from the cot. “Your girlfriend’s pretty clingy, you should watch your back.”
Peter rolled his eyes. “She’s not my girlfriend,” he snapped. “She’s just my friend.”
A sly grin climbed itself onto Claire’s features. “Uh-huh, sure.”
Eventually Uncle Ben arrived at the hospital ward and Peter was discharged, free to go home. Uncle Ben and Peter had to book it to the car since he put only enough money in the parking meter for twenty minutes. Once in the car, Peter stood silent. A mix of emotions swirled within him like a ravaging hurricane. He was sad, frustrated, angry, and depressed all at once. He didn’t want to talk to Uncle Ben. Peter basically demanded him to drop him off at the subway station so he could get back to work as soon as possible.
Uncle Ben took a look at his nephew. Peter sat on an angle where his whole body was facing away from him. His head was tilted and rested on the window. It despaired him so much to see Peter in such a bad mood. He thought back to when Peter was born. He was so excited for his brother, Richard, and his sister-in-law, Mary. They’d been trying for years to have a child, and when Peter was born, he saw this spark in their eyes. He knew Peter was something special, a boy that could lighten up any room he’s in just by talking about what he loves. Uncle Ben kept his eyes on the road, but he couldn’t help but attempt to get Peter in a better mood.
“Hey, Pete, when I get home tonight, why don’t we watch It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World? I’ll have May make us some chocolate shakes and you can invite Pietro and Wanda over. We can make a whole thing out of it!”
Peter sighed. “No, it’s okay.”
Uncle Ben eyed Peter. He knew something was up. “Son, are you okay? What’s bothering you? Is it the camera? May and I can get you a new one.”
Peter always hated it when he called him “son”. It meant that he was worried about him, and he was trying to connect with him. Even though Uncle Ben couldn’t possibly understand what Peter was feeling. However, he knew he couldn’t hide things from him for long. He always finds out one way or another.
“N-no! Don’t get me a new one, please. It’s just that I… I didn’t want to pull you away from work. The hospital should’ve let me go home,” Peter said in a low sad voice.
“Peter,” Uncle Ben sighed, “You know that I’d do anything for you, right?”
Peter bumped his head against the window. “I told you to stop that,” Uncle Ben scolded.
“Sorry,” Peter mumbled, “I just… I just don’t like taking you away from your responsibilities, I guess.”
“Responsibilities? Peter... my responsibility is you. Providing for you. Raising you. Teaching you. Taking care of you.”
Peter shook his head. “But I pulled you away from work. Don’t you have a responsibility there too? One that’s a lot more important than me...” Peter trailed off. 
Uncle Ben suddenly pulled over to an open space on the side of the road and put the car in park. He drew in a hefty sigh and turned to look at Peter.
“Peter, look at me,” Uncle Ben said. Peter turned his head to see Uncle Ben looking at him dead in the eye. He knew what this meant. He was going to get a speech. 
“Peter, you are my greatest responsibility okay? When May and I took you in, I knew what that meant. I knew that I had to be the best parent, guardian, whatever there is for you. I had to be. I had to do it for Richard and Mary, but most importantly I had to do it for you. Yeah, I have to go to work and yes, doing well at work, going to work, etc. is my responsibility. But you are my greatest responsibility. Making sure that you grow up into a fine young man. Picking you up from crazy situations like these. Protecting you. Also, supporting whatever you want to be. You still wanna be a hero?”
“Yeah...” Peter blushed in embarrassment.
Uncle Ben let out a small chuckle. “That’s a big responsibility to take on, Peter, but I know you can pull it off. You’re a smart kid. With enough gusto, you can do anything. Now, don’t say you’re not important ever again, okay? You’re already my hero, alright?” 
“O-okay Uncle Ben,” Peter stammered, “I love you.”
Uncle Ben smiled and patted Peter on the shoulder. “I love you too. Now let’s get you to the train station okay?”
Uncle Ben then put the car into drive and looked over to his blind spot to see if any cars were coming. Peter went back and laid his head on the window. He could hear the mumblings of his Uncle as there were no decent spots to pull out into the street. He laughed silently at the nonsensical words that were spoken from his Uncle’s mouth. 
“Jeez, finally,” stated Uncle Ben.
Peter then felt the car start to move. Then out of nowhere, a horrible migraine hit Peter like a truck. Time slowed down as he felt this excruciatingly weird tingly feeling running through his head and his body. He felt extreme paranoia and a sense of immediate danger. 
Look out.
“Uncle Ben!”
“What’s wrong?!” Uncle Ben exclaimed, whipping his head around to face Peter.
Without warning, a speeding pick-up truck came rushing past the car, honking its horn as it passed.
“Woah!” exclaimed Uncle Ben, turning his head back towards the road. “I... I didn’t even see him,” Uncle Ben muttered, “Saved us another doctor’s visit. Good eye, kid.” He gave a hearty laugh.
Peter let out a nervous chuckle, “Y-yeah, r-right...” Peter was sitting stiff as a board at this point. That’s the thing though; Peter never saw the truck coming. He just felt this overwhelming feeling of danger and decided to act on it. What the hell was that? was his thought as Uncle Ben finally pulled onto the street and started to drive again. 
The rest of the car ride was blanketed in a kind silence. The talk had been made, love had been reaffirmed, but Peter was struggling inside yet again. If something seemed off, he couldn’t just let it go. Uncle Ben had this trait too. “The Parker Paranoia” he called it. That migraine wasn’t normal. It felt like I was having an aura. 
Uncle Ben dropped Peter off at the train station. When he boarded his train, he pulled out his phone. He wanted to research the phenomena that he had just experienced. Quickly he realized that he never texted Pietro and Wanda and that there were 30 new messages from her. 
“Oh, shit.”
Peter was bummed to find out that his regular stop, the Queens Station, was closed due to the earlier Villain attack by the Sandman. 
Pretty basic name, if I gotta be honest. 
So he had to get off one stop early and huff it the rest on foot.
It took fourteen minutes of apologizing to Wanda, but eventually, he got through to her. Nobody found out about the fight between Flash and Pietro. Peter internally groaned since he could already imagine the amount of bragging from Pietro about how he was totally going to win that fight. Peter shot a text to Wanda saying that he’d gotten off of the train and that he’d see her when he’d get home. As Peter was walking down the sidewalk, he spotted a beautiful lone flower in the middle of a desecrated lot. Police tape withheld entrance to the lot, thick sheets of glass covered the perimeter, and there were two signs: one had the radiation symbol, and the other read “Area Quarantined by Damage Control.” 
This is where the Radioactive Man was arrested last week, he thought.
Villain attacks have become a common occurrence in society ever since the Quirk Boom in the 1960s. It wouldn’t be too unusual for an entire block to be destroyed. There were government programs and agencies such as Damage Control that helped get common people and communities back onto their feet.
Peter reached into his backpack to grab his camera, only to remember the fate of his most sentimental possession. He hung his head in sadness once again and he continued on his way. He didn’t even want to take a picture with his phone. He just didn’t want to do anything at the moment. He was tired, his head ached, his legs felt wobbly, and he just wanted to go home.
As Peter continued walking, his mind flashbacked to that horrible day. The day he found out he was quirkless. He recalled the doctor’s harsh words to him, the tightness in his chest, the pain in his throat from crying so much; he recalled everything. Today was the anniversary. He wanted to wipe away the horrible memory by making new ones at Avengers Academy. However, as his luck would have it, today might just have been the worst day of his life. 
He came across a small tunnel. He stopped and sighed. He lost all of the pictures he took today; the SD card either was smashed or was lost. Why? Why me? Peter has asked this question many times but has never gotten an answer. He just felt like he was the unluckiest boy alive. Tears started to well up in his eyes as they usually did. Peter was always taught that crying was a healthy thing, but other times Aunt May felt like it was a mistake to tell him that. Peter cried so much that Pietro sometimes joked that crying was Peter’s secret quirk. Usually, when he’d say that, he’d trip and fall on his face courtesy of Wanda’s Hex. 
His chest started to tighten as the intense emotion of sadness filled him like water pouring into a cup. His vision blurred with tears. Then, he put his back against the wall of the entrance to the tunnel, knelt, hugged his knees to his chest, hid his face, and cried. I’m so useless. Memories of Flash’s name-calling ran through his mind. Every day he suffered. Whether it was Flash, life, or even himself, Peter’s days were filled with sadness and depression. Sure, there were days where his family and friends would cheer him up, but that could only do so much, and it was all because of his body. His blood. His DNA. It was all because of him. Because of himself, he could never be who he wanted to be. He could never become a hero. He couldn’t fly, he couldn’t punch through walls, shoot lightning from his fingertips, nothing. All he could do was what everyone else could already do, and that made him feel absolutely horrible.
His breath became irregular and he started to hit himself on the head. “I’m so stupid.” He hit the wall behind him, and pain stung his balled-up fist. “Nothing ever goes right.” He pulled his hair. “I’m a damn failure.” He started to scratch his wrists. “Nobody loves me.” He flung his head and bumped the wall behind him. “I want to die!” he screamed. His head then started to throb with pain, and he kept muttering, “I’m so worthless,” over and over again. He cried harder and small sobs and whines escaped his mouth. Even though nobody was around, he didn’t want his pain to be noticeable. Nobody should know that he’s hurting, not his family, not his friends, not his teachers, not his therapist, not God, not anybody. His head started to hurt more and more. His arm hair stood straight up. 
Why can’t I be normal? Why can’t I have a quirk? Why was I born wrong? Why am I curs-
“Excuse me.”
Peter jolted back to his feet when he heard the voice coming deeper from the tunnel. Peter’s eyesight was still blurry from the crying, but he could see the vague figure of a man standing a few meters from him.
“O-oh,” Peter stammered, “I’m sorry about that.” Peter’s head started to hurt even more now, and his legs started to wobble beneath him. What the hell?
“No, child, it’s okay.” The stranger's voice sounded odd to Peter as if it was a corrupted sound file on a computer. “I was just trying to find my way home. Do you know where I am?”
Peter kept wiping his eyes. “Yeah, actually, you’re in Queens.” A chill ran up and down Peter’s spine. 
What’s happening? 
The stranger let out a small laugh. “Good, good, and what time is it?”
Peter looked down at his phone. “It’s 3:23 PM, sir.” A small voice yelled in Peter’s head. RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN.
“How excellent!” the stranger exclaimed, “Everyone’s still at work now, yes?” 
Peter still couldn’t see the stranger. His eyes were no longer blurry, but he was still shrouded in the darkness of the tunnel. A foul stench caught the attention of Peter’s nose. “Jeez!” He then held his nose. “Um, yeah they still should be.” 
RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN, the voice kept screaming. His eyes widened as he remembered this feeling. This feeling of paranoia. Of imminent danger. The feeling that he was going to die. Peter took a step back and lengthened the distance between him and the stranger. “Well, sir, I hope you find your way home. Have a good day.” 
He turned around and started to walk. RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN DANGER DANGER DANGER DANGER. His leg was snagged by something mid-step and Peter fell to the ground. “What the..?” He looked to his leg and his heart jumped into his throat when he saw it being held by a red tendril. “Oh no.” Peter’s gaze followed the tendril back to the tunnel, and, more horrifyingly, back to the stranger.
The stranger began to speak once more. “Oh, don’t go! We haven’t even learned each other’s names yet!” The voice transformed into something much more demonic with each passing word.
Peter felt himself slowly starting to slide across the old tough concrete ground towards the stranger. RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RU-
“I’ll start!” The stranger’s face became much clearer, however, one would be mistaken if you could even call it a face. It had no eyes, but it had giant white angular white splotches where eyes should be. It did have a mouth. It looked familiar to Peter, and that made him realize who currently had him in its grasp. It was jagged, and the teeth were long and black. It was a symbiote’s mouth. RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN.
“My name is Carnage, and we’re going to be best friends!” The creature cackled a hellish laugh. Peter grasped at the ground around him to try to get away, but it was in vain. More tendrils came from Carnage, wrapped around his throat, arms, and remaining leg, and pulled him into the darkness of the tunnel.
Peter’s screams for help were cut off from another tendril wrapping itself around Peter’s mouth. Carnage put its long finger up to its mouth and gave a chilling hush. “We can’t have you ruining our playdate, human. You gotta help me, best friend.” Peter was brought closer to the monster and his entire body violently shook. Everything in his body told him to run, to get out of there, but he couldn’t break free. “You see, I’m playing Cops and Robbers with another friend! I’m the robber and I need to hide. Best friend, I need to hide in your body.”
No no no no no no no, this can’t be happening.
“I’m also…” Carnage’s tongue escaped its mouth and traced Peter’s face. Its saliva felt hot and slightly stung Peter’s skin. Peter tried to let out a scream, a cry for help, anything, but he couldn't. “Extremely hungry. My friend started to play with me in the middle of my dinner,” the red demon cackled, “And you, best friend, are the perfect replacement for my dinner.” 
A giant tendril shot out of Carnage’s body, forced its way into Peter’s mouth, and slithered its way into his body. Peter’s whole body was on fire, he was in so much pain, and his head wouldn’t stop hurting. 
Am I dying? Is this it?
“Thank you, best friend. You’re a real hero.”
Peter’s life flashed before his eyes, his first memory, his birthdays, meeting Flash and Wanda, watching movies with Uncle Ben and Aunt May, the day he found out he was quirkless, the day that Flash beat him up for the first time, his Aunt and Uncle hugging him and crying because of something he said, every memory started to get sadder and sadder. I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry. I don’t want to die. Not like this. I need to be a hero. Peter looked at his hero notebook which laid upon the ground. It was opened at Iron Man’s page. 
Someone! Please! Save me!
Peter’s vision started to fade. There was no light to go to; there was only the encroaching darkness that consumed everything. During what he thought were his final moments, he heard a loud clanging noise to his right. He heard someone say, “Man, I’m sure glad this suit has filters.” 
He heard another voice screech in terror and say, “No! Not you! Let me have my din-!” Peter felt intense vibrations surround him, and then everything went dark.
Peter’s eyes shot wide open. He looked at his surroundings and realized he was no longer in the tunnel, but he was at the park. He saw Flash standing over a boy he didn’t know, and he was on the ground clutching his stomach. Peter noticed how the boy was in pain and rushed to his side. Peter turned to Flash. He noticed that he had a distinct smile on his face.
Peter called out to him. “Flash, what happened to him?”
Flash only chuckled to himself and shook his head. The boy groaned in pain, and Peter’s attention went back to him.
“Flash, you have to get an adult,” Peter said, “He’s really hurt.” Peter looked at the boy. His skin was pale as a sheet, but his hair was a fiery red. His clothes were expensive-looking, a green vest, a white shirt, and dark pants. His face was bruised and beaten. “It’s okay, we’re gonna get help and-“
“Why are you helping him, Wall-Crawler?”
Peter snapped his head back to Flash, an annoyed look was painted on his face. 
“Look at him. He’s weak.”
Peter’s eyes widened. Why was Flash acting like this? Peter’s gaze was drawn to Flash’s knuckles; they were red. Peter swallowed the lump in his throat. “Flash… did you hurt him?”
Flash only grimaced.
“Flash, answer me. Did you hu-“
“-rt? Hey kid, wake up! You good?”
Peter felt something cold cup his cheek. It felt metallic.
DANGER!
Then, he felt that same cold metallic object smack him across the face.
“Oh shut up, Friday, the Hulk woke me up with an Earth-shattering roar. This kid can handle a love tap to the face.”
F...Friday? Peter could only see darkness since his eyes were still closed. He could hear a voice, but it sounded robotic and static. However, it sounded familiar. He knew that name: Friday. His mind was still clouded by a thick fog. 
“I can’t just leave him here. Just because I purged the Symbiote from him doesn’t mean he’s okay. He’s just a kid.”
I definitely know that voice. Wait… is that-?! Peter interrupted his thought by opening his eyes. However, the light from the afternoon sun blinded him as he threw his hands up to cover his eyes.
“Oh, good, he’s awake.”
Peter heard the sound of heavy footsteps that came from his left. Along with the footsteps, sounds of mechanical whirring and clanging came with it. Peter put down his shielding hands, and his eyes readjusted to the light. On his left stood a man, clad in red and yellow armor. Various blue lights lined the crevices, and a glowing blue triangle adorned the man’s chest. A mask covered the man’s face; the eyes glowed the same blue light as in the crevices and the triangle. Peter’s jaw dropped in utter disbelief. He was in the presence of the most popular hero in the world.
The man clad in red and yellow armor knelt to meet Peter eye to eye. “Hey, you okay, kid?”
Peter’s entire body went numb. His mouth quivered in excitement. The earth stood still, time stopped, and all he could hear was the flow of his blood in his veins. He started spouting incoherent nonsense. “I-I-I-I-“ he stammered. 
The man tilted his helmet in a curious disposition. “You what, kid?”
“Iron Man?!” Peter screamed while pointing at him.
Iron Man then dashed towards Peter and covered his mouth. “Pipe down, kid! Do you know how hard it is to escape rabid fans?!”
Peter's whole body shook as he realized that the real Iron Man was telling him to shut his trap. This is so amazing! Peter slowly nodded his head, and Iron Man then released his grip on his mouth.
This turned out to be a bad idea, however, Peter didn’t start screaming again. Instead, he started to mutter.
“So do you actually have a quirk or not it’s been a debate for years and years and you’ve been really shady when you have to talk about it and that’s fine ‘cuz it’s your own personal life and all but I really really would like to know ‘cuz I have this notebook here see and let me open up to your page and oh wow you actually signed it oh my God oh my God this is amazing I’ll treasure this forever it’ll be hung up in the living room oh wow oh wow you’re so amazing and...“
“Woah, this kid has nothing better to do, does he?” Iron Man mumbled under his breath. Peter’s onslaught of words was getting on Iron Man’s and Friday’s nerves, and Friday didn’t even have nerves to get on. Iron Man needed to stop this before Peter passed out. “Alright, alright, calm down,” he said while waving his hands. “Are you feeling okay? No voices? No sudden urge to consume human flesh?”
Peter flinched when Iron Man suddenly interrupted his airstrike of word vomit. Then, he shook his head. Iron Man then let his arms hang and sighed in relief. “Awesome,” he said as he turned his back on Peter. “Don’t worry about Carnage. He’s secure and sedated in a special compartment in the suit.,” he said lightly tapping his gauntlet on his left hand. Iron Man then turned his head slightly in Peter’s direction. Peter could only see a bit of the mask, specifically the glowing eye and a bit of the face. “You know your way home, kid?” 
Peter only made a small sound in response. 
“Beautiful.”
Peter was at an impasse. There he was, standing behind the most popular hero of all time, and he was told to be quiet. He couldn’t even make a sound anymore. All he could do was look onward. He reached out his hand when Iron Man turned his back. He was leaving him that quick? A signature, a few basic questions, and that was it? No questions about himself? Nothing? Peter didn’t even care that he almost died only minutes ago. He just felt so heavy, as if a rock was tied together by steel and was stuffed in his heart. Was this a hero's life? Was this Iron Man’s true self? Was he wrong about everything?
“Alright, kid.” The distinct sound of exhaust and flames started to emanate from Iron Man. “Go home, okay? Your parents are probably worried sick about ‘ya. Oh, and if you do start feeling particularly cannibal-ly, call the Avengers hotline. We’ll deal with it immediately.” The sound of engines began to intensify and Iron Man was shot into the sky by the rockets built in his boots and palms.
Tony Stark sighed as he began his flight; he didn’t have much time left. He just had to get Carnage to the Raft, charge up there, and get home. He was really taking this one a little too close to the chest by being out so long. Carnage was a crafty bastard and a quick one as well. No wonder why he’d been on the run for more than thirty years. 
“Boss, something’s on your back,” his in-suit AI, Friday, said with the enthusiasm of a secretary on the last thirty minutes of her shift.
This made him panic a bit inside. Was it a villain attack? Now? How did his sensors not pick up this object until it was already on his back?
“Putting up live-feed from the ‘Hulk’s-Hand-in-the-Cookie-Jar’ camera,” Friday stated. 
The live feed showed up on the mask’s UI, and Tony could not believe what he was seeing. It’s that kid! How the hell?! 
“Friday! Get him off my back!” he shouted.
There was a long pause of silence, and even though the suit blocked off all sounds from the outside world, he could faintly hear the screaming of the kid that was clung to his back.
“Are you an idiot, boss? Look where we’re flying over right now.”
Tony’s visor then switched to standby mode, a mode which was used when no action was happening. He then saw that he was high above the streets of Manhattan and realized why dropping a child from this height would be very bad for his public image.
Tony sighed and he looked back at the kid who was still hanging on. He was slightly disturbed by the g-forces at work doing a number on the poor boy’s face and told him specifically to keep his head down. Once he saw the boy follow his order, he held the kid’s head with his left hand and gave it a little pressure to hold it in place. This was a precaution in case the kid was stupid enough to raise his head and let his neck be at the mercy of the laws of physics.
“Boss, power level is currently at 3%. You have to hurry,” Friday stated urgently, “We have to get this kid to safety soon.”
Easier said than done, Tony thought. He couldn’t just drop the kid off at street level. It would take too much power to get back at a respectable altitude and fly the rest of the way. He had to drop him off at a building, but a smaller one though. Suddenly, Tony felt extremely weak. His body started to become extremely stiff, and his breathing started to slow and become labored. 
Shit.
“You know, you didn’t have to do that to him, Flash.”
Flash shot a disapproving glare at his friend, Kenny Kong. He was a bit on the plus side which made him ideal for the school’s football team. He did well enough in school to qualify for sports, but he wasn’t exceptionally bright. He was also born quirkless, which made life a bit difficult for him socially, but he was well respected among his peers for going toe-to-toe with other quirked students in football. He was not a mean person by any means; he didn’t go out of his way to torment or bully people who he deemed below him. However, maybe he didn’t get on anyone’s bad side because he thought he couldn’t stand up to them. Usually, after school Flash and Kenny would go downtown and find a nice alley that they could bunker down in and drink some booze in secret. 
“You could’ve gotten suspended,” he said, putting his hands in his pockets as he leaned against the wall behind him.
Flash exhaled from his nose in annoyance. He took a swift swig of his 40, and his face scrunched up as he felt the alcohol burn his throat and the pungent taste assault his taste buds. He let out a breath of relief and wiped his mouth with his sleeve. That was a lot stronger than I thought. He tossed the bottle to Kenny, who in turn caught it and took a swig himself. “But I didn’t, right? So nothing bad happened.”
“Bro, he fainted…”
“So?”
“He coulda got hurt!”
Flash scoffed at him. “Nah, that round-faced bitch caught him before he hit the ground. And he was just overreacting anyway. It’s just a camera.”
“Uh, no she didn’t! He hit his head!” Kenny exclaimed. 
Flash shrugged in indifference. 
“Come on du-“
“Listen, Ken, the Wall-Crawler’s in over his head.” Flash walked up to Kenny and snagged the bottle from him. “Imagine that Parker is this bottle, okay? What would happen if I chucked it at the wall there?” Flash asked as he pointed behind him.
“It would break…?” Kenny answered, not sure where Flash was going with this metaphor.
“Yup, it would break into a million little pieces and the alcohol inside would spill out. The bottle is gone and it failed its task to hold the booze. It can’t even be recycled.”
“I don’t see how that…”
“But, if I, let’s say…” Suddenly, Flash’s arm became covered with the symbiote, and Flash’s hand grew claws at the end of his fingers. He then took the bottle with his hand and cracked the top of it off. All that was left on the top was the craggy pattern of broken glass. “Did that. Yeah, the top’s broken off, but look, the alcohol is still there. It can also be recycled into something else.”
“That was $30 man!” Kenny shouted, “Do you know how expensive it is to get booze as a minor?!”
Flash put his finger to his mouth. “Irrelevant, and pipe down will ‘ya?! I’m not lookin’ to get an underage drinking mark on my record. I’m aiming for the big shots, y’here?” Flash then sighed. “Look if that idiot somehow gets into a hero school, he’s going to get slaughtered. By a teacher, classmate, or even a villain if he ever gets that far. And apparently, I’m the only one man enough to put him in his place and teach him a lesson.” Flash shook his head and slumped against the wall. “It’s how I learned.”
Flash heard a “‘Tch” come from Kenny. “You got a problem, Kong?”
“Yeah, maybe I do.”
Flash stood up; a blood vessel started to make itself visible on his forehead. “Well, please then, tell me a better idea. If ‘ya have one.”
Kenny stood up too, matching Flash’s deadly gaze with his own. “How about this: leave him alone. It’s his life. If he’s quirkless and wants to be a hero, then let him. You’re not obligated to stop his dream, no matter how unattainable it is. He ain’t your responsibility, and maybe your method of literally crushing his dreams isn’t really all that good.”
“What do you know?” Flash spat. “Isn’t it a hero’s job supposed to be stopping deaths from happening?”
“Yeah, but they don’t usually send their saved civilians home with bruises they caused. You’re making excuses.” Kenny crossed his arms. The two stared down each other; the menace of anger filled the air. More of Flash’s symbiote crawled down his other arm. Kenny noticed this, grunted, and shook his head. “Whatever, man. I’m going home. I expect $30 on my desk tomorrow.”
Flash rolled his eyes. “And where the hell would I find $30?”
Kenny shrugged. “I dunno. Hold Parker upside down and shake the money out of him.”
“Jesus Christ, Ken, I-“
Suddenly, Flash noticed that Kenny’s eyes were wide. His mouth was ajar ever so slightly and his bottom lip was quivering. Normally Flash would just write this behavior off as Kenny being Kenny, but there was something about his eyes. They were dilated, and they weren’t looking at Flash. They were looking above him.
He could feel it. The atmosphere changed radically. Instead of the stench of anger, the smell of fear permeated everywhere. Flash didn’t like this feeling. Not one bit. Something was behind him, and he did not want to turn around. His hands started to shake. He swallowed a lump down his throat. They both needed to get out of there. They both were in serious trouble.
“Ken,” Flash whispered, “Run.” 
Red clouded Flash’s vision and a psychotic laugh pierced Flash’s ears.
Peter had spent the last forty-five seconds coughing his lungs out. A common occurrence because he had never been able to burp his entire life, and he usually resorted to coughing up all of the gas in his stomach due to his horrible hiccups. However, this time it was because he was flying around at speeds that a human was never designed to be traveling at. That was so stupid.
“Kid, that was literally the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen someone do, and I work with Deadpool.”
Peter sighed as he looked back at Iron Man. Again, his back was turned to him. He wasted time. He had this question. This question haunted him for ten whole years. Why didn’t he ask this question earlier when he was ranting? Peter finally got back up on his two feet. 
“Keep banging on the door until someone lets you down. After that, go straigh-“
“Wait a second!”
“No!” Iron Man’s voice became stern, like a master scolding their dog. “I’m extremely busy, and I don’t have time for fanboys an-“
“Can somebody become a hero, even if they don’t have a quirk?!” Peter bellowed. He did it. He tossed the line into the pond.
Iron Man turned his head slightly in Peter’s direction. “Kid, I…”
Peter kept his eyes closed. He couldn’t bear to see the expression on Iron Man’s face. Even though he had a mask on, he knew if he looked he would feel an intense wave of disapproval. He just knew it. When he realized that Iron Man didn’t continue speaking, he stepped back in. “I wasn’t born with a quirk, but I always wanted to be a hero. I’ve been picked on so much because of that. I can’t run really fast or move things with my mind, but, I don’t know. I just really want to save people. I just think … that’s the coolest thing in the world. I want to be able to save the world with brimming confidence. Like you do. I don’t want a reward. I don’t care about money and fame. I just want to be there when someone falls to catch them right in the nick of time or rush in when some criminals rob a bank. I just want to help.” Peter opened his eyes and lifted his head to his hero. “You know what I mean?”
But who Peter saw standing in Iron Man’s place wasn’t him. Who stood in his place was an incredibly anorexic man, with greying hair on his head and on his beard, wearing a graphic t-shirt of two cartoon electrons telling a smart chemistry joke, and baggy green-ish pants. Peter screamed in terror.
“Wh-what?! Who are you?! What happened to Iron Man?! You look like Tony Stark but…! Wait! You’re an imposter! A fake! Some sort of off-brand Life Model Decoy?!” he babbled while pointing at the man.
The man hung his head and gave a deep, depressed, and frustrated sigh. “I am Iron Man, and ‘off-brand Life Model Decoy’? That’s pretty rude to say to someone, kid.”
“No way,” Peter gasped. He couldn’t put his finger on why he knew, but hearing him talk assured him that the unusual-looking man in front of him was indeed Tony Stark: The Invincible Iron Man. “You haven’t shown your face in years. People were wondering if-“
“If I was dead?” Tony sat down and put his back against the short ledge behind him. “No, not yet… Well, technically yes.”
Peter couldn’t process this. Tony Stark wasn’t huge or anything, but he was a six-foot-tall man who exhumed confidence by just standing in the room. Always dressed nice, cleaned up well, and still considered attractive at an age where most models would be let go. The man sitting in front of him was pale, frail, his hair was thin, and his eyes looked sullen and tired. This was a man who looked like he gave up on life a long time ago, not the man who saved the world in a high-tech suit.
“Well, if you’ve seen me like this, I guess I’ll just tell you.” Tony grasped the bottom of his shirt and lifted. Peter flinched when he saw virtually a skeleton with skin wrapped around it. He didn’t even have a belly to speak of. It was sucked in so far into his body. How did he even walk to put the suit on today? What caught Peter’s eye, though, was the arc reactor nestled in his chest. Everyone knew the story of Tony Stark and his invention. However, Peter noticed that the veins around the chest piece itself were glowing multiple colors. A group of colors that seemed oddly familiar to him, but he didn’t know why. “Five years ago, there was a battle, and I did a Hail Mary play to end it. I died. My heart stopped, but I was still conscious. I’m basically running on fumes right now.” Tony then knocked on his chest piece, the famous Arc Reactor. “Because of my quirk, the energy that I absorbed during the battle is what is keeping me alive. If I use it, I die. I charge the arc reactor on my off time, storing new energy so I don’t have to use this special energy that’s inside of me. It‘s built to run on a 1% charge for a day, but when I use the suit, it drains fast.”
Peter’s mind flipped through its imaginary pages to find the event that he was talking about. “Was it the fight against the U-Foes? They really messed you and Cap up…”
“Those D-Lister lowlifes?” Tony said dismissively. “No, it wasn’t them. This battle had very little coverage. I made sure of it.”
The thought of Tony Stark manipulating news coverage on a fight disturbed Peter, but that was a discussion for another day.
“The Invincible Iron Man should always remain, well, invincible. If word got out there that I’m functionally dead, people would lose hope. Sometimes I feel that I’m the only thing that’s holding this world from destruction. I don’t know if that's my ego talking or if it’s true. That’s why I wear the armor, kid. So people won’t see that I’m terrified. That I’m human, just like the rest. Some people say I’m a symbol of peace. A man who rejected his war profiteering ways and decided to fight for the greater good of humanity. In reality, I’m just a scared and jaded old man who shouldn’t even be alive.”
Tony got up and walked towards a door that led to the stairs of the building that they were on. “Oh, and to answer your question.”
Peter’s ears perked up. His chest tightened with anticipation.
“I don’t think a person without a quirk can be a hero, and before you say anything, Cap doesn’t count. You have to be willing to lay yourself down on the barbed wire so your partner can crawl on top of you. Except the barbed wire is laced with poison and you don’t have a healing factor. Also, the field that you’re in is over two-hundred degrees Fahrenheit and you don’t have a heat-resistance quirk. You’d just be killed. I’m sorry.”
Peter’s head hung low, and his eyes darkened with sadness. “Ah, I see,” he whispered.
Tony opened the door and sighed as he could practically feel Peter’s sadness. “Listen, if you wanna be able to help you should be a first responder. It’s a fine profession. New Yorkers love their Firefighters and Paramedics. You’d be doing a good thing. Also, I don’t think I need to tell you this, but don’t post what I said to you online, okay?”
Tony glanced back at Peter. He noticed the small tears running down his face, going down his neck, and seeping into the collar of his shirt. He hated being the bad guy. “But, I can tell that you won’t. You look like a good kid.” After he said this, he walked through the doorway and closed it. Peter could faintly hear Tony ask Friday something about where she put Carnage’s canister, but he honestly didn’t care. He was now alone on a rooftop. Heartbroken.
Before Peter had time to sulk and cry about his situation, he heard a loud explosion. Then, he peered over the edge and saw people running out from an intersection. A villain attack?! Peter ran to the door and grabbed the handle. It’s not far. I should-
The memories of Tony Stark’s words flew through his mind like a wasp circling its victim. Peter’s grip on the handle loosened, and his shoulders hung. “Never mind,” he whispered to himself. He opened the door and slowly walked down the stairs. Right now, he just wanted to go home.
Peter hit the streets and made his trek towards the station. What was he gonna tell Aunt May? If he told her, would he ever be allowed outside the house again? Would they have to start driving him to school so they can make sure he’s safe? What was he gonna tell Wanda and Pietro? “Hey, by the way, on the way home I was attacked by the most infamous and deadly serial killer of the modern era. What game do you guys wanna play?” He could tell that whatever measures Aunt May and Uncle Ben would take to protect Peter; Pietro and Wanda’s measures would be one-hundred times more severe. They’d probably request a class transfer so they could make sure he’s safe, or at least Wanda would. As much as he’d like that, the last thing that he wanted was to burden and worry them. 
Peter made a right at the intersection and was taken out of his trance when he picked up the faint and distinct smell of burning gas. He looked up to see a group of people huddled around an entrance to an alley, as he got closer. He realized where he was. He was at the location of the explosion he heard earlier. Even though he had his hopes and dreams crushed by the most popular hero in the world, there was something in Peter’s instincts that drew him to danger. He sighed. If he was already here, he might as well get the most of it. He pushed his way through the crowd, and he saw that Multiple Man was still on patrol today as he, once again, formed a barrier between the civilians and the action. Peter felt an intense heat as fire engulfed parts of the alley. Past the barrier of men were a couple of heroes that Peter recognized: The Thing and Mr. Fantastic. The last two-thirds of the Future Foundation. By the looks of things, they were having trouble. Peter’s gaze went past them to see the villain. 
A horrible, stomach-churning feeling ravaged Peter’s body like a hurricane. He saw a monstrous indescribable form of red, but it was very familiar to him. It was Carnage, and he was in the process of eating another person. He could faintly overhear the two heroes debating on how to beat the villain. There were sounds of worry in their voices. Were they losing? Were they not prepared? 
This is my fault. Peter remembered that Iron Man said something about storing Carnage in his gauntlet. He specifically remembered him pointing to his left arm. The same arm that he used to hold Peter’s head down when they were flying. How did it fall out? Was it loose? Was it because his power was low? This is my fault and someone is going to die because of me. He covered his mouth in terror. Peter overheard some commotion in the crowd, there was talk about Iron Man. There was talk about how Iron Man was chasing Carnage earlier. People were also asking where Iron Man was. 
This is my fault this is all my fault. Peter saw a glimpse of the victim that Carnage currently had in its grasp. It was a horrifying sight. Carnage’s mouth was wide open, and razor-sharp teeth were everywhere. Its victim was inside its mouth as if it were slowly eating the victim. It was straight out of a horror movie. Peter felt like he was going to throw up. He knew how horrifying it is to be in the grasp of Carnage. He knew exactly what the victim was thinking. He suddenly heard a scream. It was a scream for help. Peter looked up, and his heart stopped.
What he saw in the mouth of Carnage, was the desperate and scared face of Eugene “Flash” Thompson. Half of it was human, and the other half was covered in his symbiote. He was holding out his arm as if he was reaching out for help.
Peter gasped.
Save him.
Peter then found himself eight feet in the air, because he just jumped over Multiple Man’s barricade. Shoes touched down on the concrete earth, and he ran. He ran faster than he ever did.
“You?!” he heard the red demon screech. He saw Flash mutter something but he didn’t hear. 
He swore he could hear the cries of the two heroes that were currently behind him, begging him to stop, but he didn’t listen. He just kept running. His legs kept moving on their own. His head tingled, and his body shivered.
Danger.
He saw Carnage whip a tendril at him, but he knew it was coming. He moved out of the way ever so slightly to the left, and the tendril completely whiffed him. 
Danger.
He heard the blood-curdling scream from the monster as it threw another tendril at him. He swiftly dodged to the right and came out unscathed as the tendril hit the ground.
Danger. Danger. Danger.
Yet another blood-curdling scream filled the air as multiple tendrils shot themselves towards Peter. Peter dove over all of them, rolled when he hit the floor to keep his momentum going, and kept running. 
Peter wasn’t even thinking at this point. He couldn’t even feel anything either. He couldn’t feel the heat of the flames around him or the pain from the scraps on his knees. Someone was in danger and he had to do something. 
He was close to Carnage now. Carnage cried another scream. As he was closing the gap between himself and the symbiote, instinct suddenly took Peter over. He held his arm up high and aimed his palm at Carnage’s eyes. His middle finger and ring finger curled into his palm, and something unexpected happened. A string of fluid shot out from Peter’s wrist and hit Carnage square in the white blotches that it called eyes. Carnage thrashed about as it couldn’t see. The strange fluid seemingly solidified and wrapped around Carnage’s face. Carnage’s grip on Flash loosened as he slid ever so slightly out of the gullet of the demon. Finally, Peter got close, took hold of Flash’s arm, and began to pull.
“Parker?! What are you doing?!” he frantically yelled.
Peter kept pulling and pulling. “I don’t know! I couldn’t stop my legs! I don’t know what’s happening!”
“Why are you here?! Get out of here!”
“Flash I…!” Peter’s face contorted into a determined grimace as tears ran down his face. “I'm not gonna stand there and watch you die!”
Flash’s eyes widened and his symbiote crawled to the edges of his face. The only human thing about Flash was his face at this point; his whole body was covered in the black symbiote. Flash bared his teeth, his eyes became pinpoint with rage, and he screamed. 
“Get the hell ‘offa me!” 
The symbiote within Flash came to life. Its own tendrils battled Carnage’s as it formed itself from Flash with a chilling figure. It looked similar to Carnage. It had white splotches where its eyes should be and it had sharp white teeth. It almost looked like it was grinning. It was black as the midnight sky, but the fires illuminated it with a subtle tinge of blue.
“Kill him! Venom!” Flash bellowed. 
Venom let out a guttural roar that shook the earth beneath them. It then bit into Carnage’s upper face with its sharp monstrous teeth as Carnage screamed in pain. 
“No! No! No!” Carnage yelled. Two large mouths flew out of Carnage’s blob-like biomass and bit hard into Venom’s neck. Venom screamed in agony. As did Flash who recoiled his free arm. Which escaped Peter’s grip, and held his neck in pain. Venom screeched in pain and fell to the side, not moving.
“This is not how playdates are supposed to go! I’m supposed to win! Always!” Carnage ripped off the solid-like fluid of his face and let out yet another roar. 
Danger!
Peter felt danger coming from his left but it was too late, tendril struck him in the stomach and wrapped itself around his torso. Peter yelled in pain. It felt like someone took a bat to his abdomen. He tried moving his arms as he struggled to get out of Carnage’s deadly grasp. He needed to get out! He needed to save Flash!
“This play date is over!” Carnage screamed. “Now go to Hell!” An extra mouth formed from Carnage’s red mass and shot itself towards Peter at a blistering speed. 
Peter’s head tingled and throbbed with pain but he could do nothing. He was trapped. He closed his eyes and braced for the inevitable. 
The roars of engines suddenly filled the air and Peter opened his eyes to see Iron Man blocking the mouth with his arm!
“Iron Man?!” Peter yelled.
Iron Man looked directly at Peter. “I really am a piece of work, huh? Apparently, I wasn’t practicing what I preached!”
“No! Not you, again!”
“Hold on, kids!” Peter felt Iron Man grab his arm and he felt him pull. Peter was no longer in the grasp of Carnage, and he saw that Iron Man had Flash in his other hand. 
He did it! 
Peter saw the light in crevices of the armor glowing multiple colors. The same colors he saw earlier that were surrounding the chest piece. 
“You know, Carnage, technically you aren’t human. You’re just a quirk!” Multi-colored light began shining from the chest piece. “Which means that I don’t have to hold back on you!”
“No!” Carnage screamed in terror. 
Iron Man dropped Peter and Flash behind him as the multi-colored energy whirled within him. He crossed his arms in an “X” formation across his chest. The colors started to flash with more intensity. Iron Man kneeled and aimed upwards with his torso. “Oh yes! Your reign of terror is over!”
“I will not be defeated! I am Carnage! I am the most powerful being on the pla-“
”Yeah?! So what?! I’m Iron Man!” he bellowed. “Take this! Unibeam!”
A giant beam of multi-colored energy exploded out of Iron Man’s chest piece and enveloped itself around Carnage. It let out one last scream as its molecules were ripped asunder, and being vaporized into nothingness. The beam went past the nearby buildings and headed straight right into the stratosphere as it left the Earth.
Peter blinked and saw that Iron Man stopped the Unibeam. It didn’t look like he was moving. Peter started to worry until Iron Man’s hand curled into a thumbs-up. He then stood on his two feet, turned to the crowd, and gave them a thumbs-up as well. The sound of a cheering crowd filled Peter’s ears, and for the first time since this morning, Peter had a genuine smile on his face.
The events of the next hour were a blur to Peter. After Carnage was vaporized by Iron Man, Peter and Flash were pulled aside by on-scene medics to be evaluated. However, during this Peter got scolded heavily by the Thing for being so reckless. Peter felt a bit intimidated by him, but deep down in his heart, he knew he did the right thing. After being let go by medical services, Peter made his trek home once again. He tried to talk to Iron Man but he was hounded by the media. 
As Peter got on the train once again, he opened up his phone once again to see that, once again, he had more messages than he can count. Everyone texted him. Aunt May, Uncle Ben, Pietro, Wanda, and even Mr. and Mrs. Maximoff, and they couldn’t even speak English too well. The texts from them touched Peter’s heart. He knew that he was loved, but it was nice to be reminded of that. He texted them all that he’s fine and he’s on the way home. However, he noticed that none of them read it. He shrugged and put his phone back in his pocket.
As the light of the setting sun filled the train car, Peter started to have questions about what he just saw. How did Iron Man do that? He had no energy left. He used the energy that was keeping him alive to pull that stunt off. Why didn’t he die? Did he not use all of it? Peter sighed and shook his head. He was so tired. He had a really long day.
Peter finally got to the Queens stop. Now it’s fixed? He touched ground and began his walk home. The sun was setting on the horizon with a beautiful orange glow and the sky danced with beautiful evening colors. The leaves were just starting to change. Peter didn’t notice it this morning, but now he realized how truly beautiful the season of Autumn can be. He turned on his street, and he saw blue and red lights in front of his house. Great. They probably think I’m missing. He turned back to the street that he was on beforehand so he wouldn’t be seen by anyone. He had to mentally prepare himself before he walked into the mess that was his front yard. 
Danger. 
“Parker!” a familiar voice barked.
Peter jumped, he knew something was coming, but he still jumped. He turned around to see Flash standing behind him. He looked furious. Peter flinched inwardly, but only for a second. He took a deep breath and exhaled.
“What do you want, Flash?” he asked with a tinge of annoyance in his voice. He was taught by his consular to take his time when he needed to stand up for himself. To take a deep breath and visualize what he was going to say and how he was going to say it. 
“I want to tell you something,” Flash’s eyes narrowed, “I didn’t ask you to save me. I didn’t need your help. I could’ve gotten out of it.” His face was red, and his speech was slurred. “I don’t need your pity! I don’t need anything from you! Not from some quirkless, weak, worthless nobody!” He turned around and began walking in the opposite direction. He stomped angrily as he went. “Don’t cross me, Wall-Crawler!”
Peter tilted his head in confusion as he saw Flash walk away. He winced when he saw him kick an innocent trash can in spite. 
I guess that’s his way of saying thank you?
A rush of concern for Flash washed over Peter. A rare occurrence. Flash stank of booze and looked pretty drunk. For a person with a symbiote to get drunk meant that they had to drink a lot of alcohol to balance out the host and the symbiote. Peter cupped his hands to his mouth.
“Flash!” he called out, “Do you know how to get home?!”
Flash turned around, his face even redder than before. “Of course I do, dumbass!” He pointed further down the road. “Go down three blocks and turn right!” He swiped the air with the hand he was pointing with and pivoted back into the direction he was walking in. “Just get outta my sight!” he yelled.
Peter gave a minuscule smile, sighed, and shook his head. I’m too nice to him… he did destroy my camera, today, though. That smile went directly in a frown. Great. Peter turned back around. He had to prepare himself again. 
Dick. He just had to ruin my focus. 
He took a deep breath, formulated his plan, figured out what he was going to say, and visualized how everything was going to go down. He decided he was ready and almost took his first step before he was interrupted again.
“Hey, kid!” A familiar voice shouted from above Peter. Peter looked up and saw Iron Man flying towards him.
An expression of shock found itself on Peter’s face.
“Iron Ma-?!” Before Peter could finish his shriek, Iron Man firmly planted his palm onto Peter’s mouth. Peter could practically taste the metal of the iron. Which was kind of disgusting.
“Are you going to do that every time?” he asked.
Peter shook his head and Iron Man let go of his mouth. Like last time, Peter had questions. 
“So how did you escape the media they always hound you whenever you do hero work and also speaking of hero work how the hell did you do that and not die you explicitly told me that if you use that energy that’s keeping you alive which I have some theories about by the way you would literally die because your heart isn’t beating and also explain to me how that makes sense because I’m losing my Goddam-“
Suddenly the armor ran out of power again and revealed the zombie-like Tony Stark to which Peter promptly screamed in terror. Once Peter calmed down. Tony sighed and began to speak.
“I’ll answer all that in a bit, but right now, I gotta tell you two things, one’s a statement and one’s a question.”
Peter nodded cautiously. 
“Okay, so, question first.” Tony sharply inhaled. “Why did you lie to me?”
Peter was utterly taken aback. “Wh-what?!”
“Your quirk! You told me you didn’t have a quirk!” he exclaimed.
“I don’t have one! What are you saying?!”
“Kid, I saw it. You jumped ten feet in the air over a human barricade. Ran faster than any kid your age can. Dodged every single attack thrown at you, with style, if I might add. And you shot that stringy stuff out of your wrist!”
Peter was grasping for an explanation. Any explanation. There’s no way he had a quirk. No way. This was all some sort of misunderstanding. 
“Listen, uh, Mister Stark, what I said to you was true. I don’t have a quirk! You can check my medical record, I’m quirkless.” He looked towards the ground, feeling dejected. “All of that earlier must have been a misunderstand-“
Danger.
“-ing.” Peter’s eyes widened. What just happened? Peter looked up and saw that his hand was holding a pen, and from the look of it, the pen was thrown at his head. Peter looked at Tony with disbelief. Tony had a smug look on his face. 
No way. 
“Oh my God. I have a quirk,” Peter muttered with a little chuckle of utter disbelief. 
“Now that we’ve proven that theory. Statement second. Thank you, kid. I mean that. If you didn’t figure it out by now, I was in the crowd. I showed up and felt utterly helpless. I couldn’t do anything. No. It’s that I wouldn’t do anything. I was too scared. Too scared to die.” His face darkened with regret as he said this. Then, he looked up at Peter and smiled. “But, then I saw you. This kid. This stupid, arrogant kid. Whose dreams were just crushed by his idol. Who was told by the most popular hero in the world that he could not be a hero. This kid ran in there with no hope. This kid that thought he had no quirk; ran in as if he had a plan to save the day. Let me guess. Your legs started to move on their own, didn’t they?”
Peter nodded frantically.
Tony chuckled. “Figured as much. It’s a phenomenon. Heroes claim that it happens all the time. When they run headfirst into danger and they don’t stop. They don’t think about their own wellbeing. They only think about saving people. That’s what happened to you. Kid. What I’m about to say is something that I say very rarely. I was wrong. Dead wrong.”
The wind blew through the dying leaves of the Autumn trees. The setting sun looked like it illuminated Tony from behind him. He was both in shadow and light. The Arc Reactor in his chest burned brightly through his clothes. Peter then noticed how beautiful the evening sky was. Vibrant shades of pink, yellow, blue, and orange danced in the atmosphere. Time stopped and nothing mattered at that moment except the words that Peter thought he was going to hear. Breathing became harder for him as his chest started to become extremely heavy. His eyes stung as they began to water, and thus his vision became blurry.
“I’d be saying this even if you didn’t have a quirk. Because even though you apparently have one now, you still believed that you were quirkless when you ran in.”
Don’t say it, Peter thought. Don’t you dare say it. I’ve cried so much today. So much! I don’t think I have enough in me to cry again! Peter clutched his chest and he fell to his knees as tears rolled down his face. His body began to shiver as anticipation took him over. Memories from the past flew through his mind like a bird flying into a house and exiting through an open window. Memories of the day he was told he was quirkless. Memories of him, Uncle Ben, and Aunt May all excitedly watching the latest villain attack on the news. Memories of the day when he tried to save a boy from Flash. Memories of the day when he met Wanda and Pietro. Memories of the day where they all promised to attend Avengers Academy and become heroes together. Memories of every beating from Flash, of every hug from Aunt May and Uncle Ben, of every time somebody told him that he couldn’t be a hero, and of every time either Wanda, Pietro, Uncle Ben, or Aunt May told him that he most certainly could become a hero and a damn good one at that.
“Kid, you can become a hero,” Tony Stark stated with a genuine and sincere tone.
The floodgates opened. Peter Parker officially broke. His question was finally answered. He had a quirk. He could start his dream. He could finally start his journey to becoming an Avenger.
“Hey, so, uh, I’m gonna need that pen back.”
Me (11:00 PM): hey u up?
Harry Osborn (11:01 PM): DUDE HELL YEAH IM UP I JUST SAW YOU ON THE NEWS
Me (11:05 PM): YEAH I KNOW THAT WAS WILD
Harry Osborn (11:06 PM): So do you like have a quirk now????
Me (11:10 PM): Yeah I think?? I didn’t have the chance to play around with it cuz of all the police that were at my house. And May and Wanda scolded me for hours
Harry Osborn (11:11 PM): Wanda’s probably training so she can whip you into submission when she ties the knot with you ;D
Me (11:16 PM): >:-[ shut up!
Harry Osborn (11:17 PM): I can hear it now, the screams of agony as she literally ping pongs you across the room over and over again for working too much as a hero >:)
Me (11:24 PM): You enjoy this don’t you?
Harry Osborn (11:24 PM): You love it you know you do
Me (11:30 PM): No. I don’t. Anyway, you free to have a video call soon? I was at Avengers Tower, and they mentioned that your dad’s company is doing quirk research with Stark Industries.
Harry Osborn (11:31 PM): oh you found out about that? Lol yeah it’s a thing that dads investing in to like you know Cure me lol but yeah dude! I’m free this Friday or Saturday
Me (11:33 PM): Saturday please lol Wanda has Pietro and I tied down to go see some movie that day
Harry Osborn (11:34 PM): Pietro gonna sit between you two lovebirds? ;)
Me (11:45 PM): oh shut up. We’re just friends!! Just friends, I don’t know why people think that there’s something more!
Harry Osborn (11:46 PM): lolll! just busting your balls bud
Me (11:55 PM): well stop! They hurt! lol but anyway, believe it or not I’m still going to school tomorrow lol so I gotta get to sleep. Night dude!
Harry Osborn (11:56 PM): Good night man!! Welcome to the “wonderful” world of quirks! Good thing your’s doesn’t kill you like mine does. 
Me (12:00 AM): Oh shush lol we’ll find a cure for you! I promise! Good night :)
To be continued...
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1988
Bob Rock was a genius. After the first few recording sessions ended with nothing recorded and Nikki, Tommy, and Vince just fighting with each other; he had wised up and made the decision to have the boys all record their parts separate from each other. I thought I was going to have to try to book the first flight home after the second day of Nikki and Vince screaming in each other’s faces one calling the other a diva. Not only were both of them divas, they were both assholes with huge rock and roll egos that couldn’t stand to have another big ego in the room. Mick had become my cigarette buddy when the yelling got to be too much for us. The arguing between Nikki and Vince was so bad Tommy would even leave to join us with the occasional joint to relieve our tension. I tried to only smoke the cigarettes, but Tommy was right, sometimes you just need a few puffs on a joint to deal with those two. I loved working with Bob Rock though, he was meticulous and loved to get to the point. We were working on getting Nikki’s bassline down for the song Kickstart My Heart when Bob called for a break.
“Alright let’s take a breather to eat some food or I may go crazy” He said stretching after getting out of his chair behind the board.
“I’m cool with that I was just thinking about sandwiches” I laughed stretching as well. I stuffed my cigarette pack in the pocket of my leather jacket and headed out to find something to eat.
“Hey wait up!” Nikki hollered after me. The entire week and a half we had been here he had been trying to spend as much time with me as he possibly could. I would be lying if I said I didn’t enjoy the company. He was trying to push “us being friends” so hard he even joined me for popcorn and movies in my hotel room one night.
“Did you ever think maybe I am a little over seeing your face Nikki?” I rolled my eyes, not because I was actually annoyed with him, I was annoyed with myself for not being annoyed with him.
“You really hurt me sometimes ya know that (y/n)” Nikki pouted his lower lip out at me which caused my lips to curl up into a smile.
“Your ego is too large for my little opinion to have any effect on you” I snickered, but was cut off by running into Nikki who had stepped in front of me. I looked up into his hazel eyes as he looked down at me cupping my cheek in his hand.
“Your opinion of me actually means the most to me out of anyone here” He said quietly and I drew in a quick gasp of breath. His mouth transformed into a smirk and he pinched my cheek lightly. “Wow (y/n) I didn’t realize you were so good at impersonating a tomato”
“God dammit Nikki Sixx” I scowled reaching up and pinching one of his nipples through his shirt (or ripped up cloth on his torso rather than an actual shirt) causing him to yipe a little bit.
“You know you can’t just twist my nipples all the time without taking me to dinner at least once” Nikki teased throwing an arm around my shoulder.
“Nikki we eat dinner together basically every night because you’re always coming to my hotel room to bother me” I hadn’t noticed I was now allowing Nikki to lead me and we were just walking down the road of the small town the studio was located.
“Those don’t count as dates and I want a date” Nikki said matter of factly.
“It’s not a good idea to mix business and pleasure” I poked him in the ribs lightly trying to sneak a peek at his face in order to see if he seemed to be joking.
“This would be mixing pleasure and pleasure. Music gives me pleasure and clearly it does the same for you. And we can pleasure each other” He shrugged nonchalantly, but his face held a shit eating grin.
“You’re ridiculous” I shook my head as he led me into some time sandwich shop on the corner. I tried not to think about how many butterflies were floating around my abdomen at the thought of a date with Nikki.
I yawned and leaned my head onto my upright palm closing my eyes as Bob and I relistened to the same section of the song getting Nikki and Mick’s parts together on (my personal favorite song) Don’t Go Away Mad. 
“(Y/N), just go to bed” Bob shook my shoulder.
“Helping you is my job though” I grumbled.
“So that means I’m your boss and I’m saying go to bed” He chuckled and I decided I wasn’t going to push it and went to go call a taxi on the payphone when I was confronted with Nikki on a motorcycle outside.
“What are you doing here Sixx?” I quirked an eyebrow making my way to him.
“We’re going on a date” He replied and patted the back of his seat.
“It’s midnight. No place is open for a date” I wasn’t about to go to a bar for a date if that was what he had in mind.
“Will you just hush and get on the bike?” He laughed shaking his head.
I figured I had nothing to lose by climbing on his bike so I got on behind him and put my hands on his shoulders.
“You’re ridiculous.” Nikki shook his head and moved my arms to wrap around his waist. “Hold on tight”
Next thing I knew we were peeling out of the parking lot of the studio and headed down the road. I squeezed my eyes shut and pressed my face into Nikki’s back allowing myself to indulge a little bit. I pressed my hands against his abdomen feeling his abs underneath my fingertips and allowed myself to picture dragging my nails down his torso having him shiver beneath me. I took a deep breath and enjoying the scent of leather, cigarettes, and the smallest hint of cologne. Before I knew it we were pulling into the parking lot of the hotel.
“Uh are we changing before the date?” I asked confused.
“No the date is here.” Nikki replied getting the bike settled and shutting it off.
“The date is at the hotel that we’re already staying at and eat at every day?” I couldn’t tell if Nikki was just fucking with me or if he was actually that lazy.
“Stop talking” Nikki grabbed my hand dragging me into the elevator pressing the number for our floor.
When we got to the floor our rooms were on Nikki pulled his scarf off his neck and covered my eyes with it. Giggling as he continued to lead me to our secret destination I squeezed his hand and felt him squeeze back. We stopped and I heard Nikki opening a door before he’s ushering me inside the room.
“Okay you can take the scarf off.” He said and I untied the scarf from my head. I was met with a pizza on the bed, some candles, and two bottles of water with a bottle of wine in a bowl with ice.
“Nikki.. This is beautiful” My jaw is practically on the floor. It wasn’t a lot, and yet it was more than she’s recieved in a long time.
“Well get comfy and I’ll put in that movie you’ve been talking about” Nikki nudged me toward the bed.
“Child’s Play?” I asked excitedly taking my jacket and shoes off before climbing on the bed.
“Yup” Nikki smiled devilishly and put the tape in the player.
I had my face pressed into Nikki’s shoulder. I officially had a fear of dolls now I think. Nikki was running a hand through my hair and laughing at me on and off every time I squealed and I tried to tell myself that me being curled in his lap was purely out of fear and not because I’ve been dreaming of being tangled up in him.
“The movie is over you big baby.” Nikki lightly removed me from his lap and shut the T.V. off.
“Listen, dolls are ruined for me forever.” I shivered nervously.
“I’ll be sure to get you a doll for Christmas then” I tossed a pillow at him and he slapped it out of the air laughing at me again.
“Fuck you Nikki if you get me a doll I will fight you.” I tried to come off as tough, but it’s hard to seem badass when you feel like a Barbie could make you cry.
“Oh whatever. I’m going to go to bed so I’ll see you in the morning.” Nikki started to head toward the door to my room.
“Wait!” My mouth spoke on it’s own volition. “Please stay with me. Uh, I’m scared”
“Where would I sleep? The floor isn’t comfortable” Nikki was looking at me funny and a lump formed in my throat.
“In the bed..with, with me.” I spoke quietly.
“Okay.” Nikki smiled and made his way to the bed. “Am I okay to take these off? Sleeping in leather pants isn’t comfortable.”
“I’m not going to sleep in my leather pants so I’m not going to make you sleep in yours.” I was up unlacing my leather pants at the same time he was and we made eye contact. I spun around unable to maintain eye contact without turning bright red. I unclasped my bra and slid it off my shoulders and tossed it to the side on top of my pants and settled into the bed. Nikki settled into the other side and an awkward silence filled the room.
“Okay well goodnight.” I choked out and shut the light off on the nightstand. I layed there staring at the ceiling while my eyes adjusted to the dark. I could see the form of Nikki laying next to me also on his back staring up. There was a loud bang outside the window and I quickly tucked myself into Nikki’s side.
“(Y/N) it was just thunder” Nikki turned onto his side wrapping me up in his arms. I could see the outline of his features and I couldn’t help but reach out to touch his face.
“You make me nervous” I let the words I’m thinking slip out between my lips.
“You make me excited” Nikki whispered back.
“I want to mix business and pleasure with you” I started to close the distance between us when Nikki put a hand on my chest and stopped me.
“You know I come with some baggage.” Nikki sighed “I’ve never been able to make a relationship work before.”
“Nikki we met in rehab shut up and kiss me before I change my mind.” And with that Nikki tangled his hand in my hair bringing our lips together. I had been picturing what Nikki’s lips on mine would feel like since the first time he pouted at me and I could not have properly imagined the way he would make me feel. I brought my hand to his chest and balled his shirt in my fist pulling him closer to me. Nikki tugged my hair and pulled our faces apart in order to catch our breath before he connected our mouths again. I moaned into his mouth and well, the next thing I knew my hands were pinned above my head.
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Chapter one “Radio demons and frozen static.”
“Hmm….” Charlie hummed nervously. “What’s wrong?” Vaggie asked. “I don’t know...It feels like we’re missing something…” Charlie trailed off. “Well, I do have one more favor I could call on if you feel it necessary, dear~!” Alastor hummed. “Really?” Charlie bounced in place. Alastor nodded. “If you so wish~!” He beamed. Charlie nodded. “If it’s no trouble!” Charlie added. Alastor chuckled. “Of course not, dear~! You need all the help you can get~!” Alastor grinned, snapping his fingers. (Elsewhere)
A plush demon banged their head on the table before them, sighing exhaustedly. “Come on, sissy! We’re so close this time! We can’t give up now!” Sugar pleaded. “We’re Eighty down, Sug. We can’t pay rent.” Ebony sighed tiredly. “Maybe if you work another shift-” Sugar started. “IT WON’T WORK, SUGAR!!” Ebony snapped, lifting her head from the table. “Yipes!” Sugar yelped. “It won’t work. And it won’t work because I was a dumb-a and snapped at my boss!” Ebony snapped, exhaustion clear in her tone. “And I was a dumb-a for even THINKING of following in dad’s footsteps!! I CAN’T be a radio show host, performer, singer, voice actor-actress-whatever!!!! I DON’T have his talent, and I never WILL!!!! I’ll live eternally in his shadow, no matter what kinda magic happen-” Ebony started before being surrounded by a ribbon of red and being teleported elsewhere, along with Sugar. (At the hotel)
“Ta da~!” Alastor announced, gesturing grandly at Ebony and Sugar. “Meet my little compatriots; Ebony Agony and Sugar Agony~!” Alastor announced. Ebony slowly took in her surroundings after making sure Sugar was okay. “Hello~? Anyone home~?” Alastor sang cheerily, waving a hand in front of Ebony’s face. Ebony caught his hand, pushing it away. “I’m fine. Would have been better if I had SOME FORM OF WARNING.” Ebony growled. Alastor chuckled, laugh track not far behind him. “Ugh…What didja need?” Ebony asked begrudgingly. Alastor grabbed Ebony by the shoulders turning her towards Charlie. “Ebony, this is my friend, Charlie~! She needs help with her hotel~!” Alastor said. Charlie waved sheepishly while Ebony grew an unimpressed frown. “Well~?” Alastor asked, looking down at Ebony. “So, lemme get this straight; ya wanna rehabilitate sinners in this hotel so that the Extermination doesn’t affect too many people?” Ebony asked, clearly unimpressed. “Yes…?” Charlie said shakily. “Well that ain’t gonna happen.” Ebony said coldly. Charlie’s shoulders slumped. “Wait for it~!” Alastor sang. “-Not with THIS colour scheme! I mean, hello?! Red and purple?! NOT warm colours! Ya gotta have warm and inviting colours! Oranges, maybe a bitta yellows! Red? Red SCREAMS ‘DANGER, STAY OUT OR RISK PERISH’! Warm colours? They’ll give the place a nice welcoming atmosphere and instead say ‘hey there! We can be trusted! Come ‘ere pal!’, ya know?” Ebony ranted. Charlie was speechless. “How do you know so much about colors and how well they go together?” Charlie asked, flabbergasted. “Al didn’t tell ya?” Ebony asked, raising an eyebrow. Alastor cleared his throat nervously. “No, he didn’t, what didn’t he tell me?” Charlie asked. Ebony chuckled darkly under her breath. “Course he didn’t.” Ebony sighed. “What am I missing out on here?” Charlie asked. Ebony sighed, figuring she’d have to tell her. “Well, Charlie, the reason why I’m so well educated on colour combinations is because my dad...Is one of the most well known performers here in Hell right next to Al here.” Ebony said. “Wait, you mean-” Charlie started. “Yup. My dad is the one and only Ink Demon himself.” Ebony said, shrugging. “No way!” Charlie said. “Anyways, I could help ya make the place more welcoming if ya want, no pressure.” Ebony shrugged. Charlie shook her head. “It wouldn’t be too much trouble?” Charlie asked. “Nah. I’m always willing to help a friend.” Ebony said. “Okay! How long will ya need?” Charlie asked eagerly. “Meh, maybe like...An hour, hour and a half tops.” Ebony shrugged. “Really? That little time?” Charlie asked, now feeling worried about the short time span. “I work fast.” Ebony shrugged, a mischievous glint in her eye. Charlie gave a shaky thumbs up. “Don’t worry, nothing will catch fire.” Ebony sighed. “Besides, if something does, toon logic will sort it all out.” Ebony assured. “Toon logic…?” Charlie asked. “It’s her little quirk~! How do you think she can fit so much into her hoodie pockets~?” Alastor laughed. “Untrue! Well, maybe a little true.” Ebony said shoving a notebook back into her hoodie pocket. Alastor hummed, shrugging whimsically. “Anyways, I can get the stuff to help tomorrow and be done by about...2:00, 2:30, somewhere around there.” Ebony said. Charlie was surprised. “Are you sure you don’t need longer?” Charlie asked, worried. “Look, do ya want the help or not?” Ebony asked. Alastor could hear the irritation slipping into Ebony’s tone and he tapped her shoulder, gesturing into the kitchen. Ebony understood and followed him back.
“Are you okay?” Alastor asked. “Yeah, fine. Why?” Ebony asked. He gestured to her cabby cap. “You haven’t taken your hat off since arriving. Not to mention your demeanor towards others has been more hostile than normal.” Alastor explained. Ebony sighed. She hated when others cared about her. It made her feel fragile. It made her feel weak. It made her feel...Like a little kid again. “Hello~? Is this thing on?” Alastor smiled, tapping his cane’s head. “Arright, arright, fine. I’ll lighten up.” Ebony said. “Good, but you dodged one thing.” Alastor said. “What?” Ebony asked. He pointed at her cap. “That.” Alastor said. Ebony sighed, head bobbing. “It’s nothing, Al.” Ebony said, turning to leave. “Whenever you say that, it’s everything.” Alastor said flatly. “Just forget it. Okay Al?” Ebony asked. Alastor glowered disapprovingly at Ebony deflecting. “You do know I ask this because I care, right?” Alastor asked. “Caring about others only gets ya hurt, Al. Trust me. I would know. (It’s why I’m down here, for God’s sake.)” Ebony grumbled. “Ebony, Ebony, Ebony…” Alastor chuckled. Ebony raised an eyebrow, confused. “We all know that’s not the true reason you’re down here~!” Alastor grinned maliciously. “Al, listen, I know that I did some…..Questionable stuff while I was alive, but…Those things aren’t the reason I’m down here probably…” Ebony winced. Alastor put a hand on Ebony’s shoulder, ignoring that she tensed up. “Deerheart, listen, you and I both know that those things are exactly the reason you’re down here~!” Alastor hummed quietly. Ebony shifted uncomfortably. “W-Well I-” Ebony started before Alastor put a finger to her lips. “You weren’t exactly the cleanest person alive, remember~?” Alastor hummed. Ebony sighed. Whenever he dragged up old info on someone, it wasn’t without reason. “What do ya need, Al?” Ebony asked, exhaustion evident in her voice. Alastor chuckled. “Glad you asked~! You see, Charlie isn’t the only one who needs your help here~!” Alastor hummed. “Whaddaya mean, pal? Cut to the chase.” Ebony huffed. “My, my, my~! Someone is impatient~!” Alastor laughed, laugh track following close behind. “Guess ya don’t need my help after all.” Ebony said turning and leaving. Before she could make it fully out, Alastor grabbed her hoodie hood, dragging her back in effortlessly. “Listen my dear, I know we have a...Rocky relationship, but still, I do need your help~!” Alastor hummed. “What if I don’t wanna?” Ebony asked sarcastically. “Hmmm...How do I put this~?” Alastor hummed thoughtfully. Ebony rolled her eyes. “Ì̴̱̖̄̕ ̷̢̪̖̑͝W̶̗̒Į̷̘̂L̵̘̤̘͑͠L̶̢̤̜̓ ̴̡̼̠̐̍M̴̢̡͚͈̎͌͛͠Ả̷̬̺͌̐͘K̸͖̭̻̰̃͌͝E̶̤̹͚̒̊̈́̚ ̶̢̞̈́̅̅̕S̶̜̺̭̏́U̷̲̅̈͝R̸̙̭͕̀E̵̦̲̘̺͐ ̸̣̥̈́̏Y̴̩̻̎̉̍̎O̵͇̟̽̆U̴̥̓͐͋R̶̜̼͍̹͛ ̷͎̣̖̉͂F̷͖̭͎́͐̎͝A̶̦̮̾͛͛Ṁ̷̭͑̈̈́I̵̟̪̺͑͌̚̚L̶̺̻͓̲͊̋Y̶͇̻̊ͅ ̴̢̲͕͚̆͋̀T̸̪̾̕͜H̴͚͒̑͋Å̸̫͓̣͚Ṫ̵̮̜̃͌ͅ ̸͍̮̳̂͛̂̀Ȳ̶̹͎̟̒̿͝O̷̮͆Ű̷̢̓̂͝ ̶͉̪̳̆̓̾̂Ľ̶̡̰͙̙̓̊̀O̶̫͉̖͎̍Ṽ̴̮͇̞͎̒̑͝Ȩ̸͉͇̞̈́͛́̓ ̵̱̤̮͑͒͐I̸̞̼̎̇̃͜Ṣ̷̹͚͇͆̀́͊ ̸̧̙̪͗́̆̒T̶͓͕̭̀Ö̸͖̻́́̕R̶͚͎̼͊͝ͅT̵̨̛͝Ũ̶̻R̷̨̀͛E̴̢͔͖̤̔̋͠Ḑ̶̀̈̌ ̷̨̻̮̜̎͋͆͝Ą̶̤͒N̷̨̥͇͍͒̈́̉̄D̶̡̠̼̥̀̎ ̷̰̼̳͝ͅK̵̰̫͓̘̉̾͐̈́I̵̹̍͆L̸̤̓̌͝͝Ḷ̶͚͕̟̂͛Ę̵̧̨͆̉̍̊D̴͙̲̎̋ ̷̺͉̎̿Ĭ̷̧̥͔͇̍̓̑Ǹ̸̼ ̸̧̹͇̹͛F̵̠̮̘̽͒͋R̵̳̭̠͍̽̕O̴͔̅̆͐̒Ņ̴̠͓̓̿Ṯ̸̜͋̈̆̿ ̶̨̒O̵̗̙̞̭͒͂͊̚F̴͓̰̀͒ ̷̰̄̎̇Y̶̝̚Ǫ̸͉̼̳͗̇U̸̺̔͝ ̵̢̛̬͗W̷͔̒̑H̸̗̼̗͗͗̍̂Ỉ̶̙̠͉̍͑͘L̷̙̟͕̍͊̎́Ḛ̵̚ ̷̝̔̇̓Ÿ̴̨̻͜͝O̶̧̳͇͎͗̀̕͝Ư̸̤̰̫̺͝'̵̗̫̤̾̊̓̑R̸̗̝̭̙͐̈͐͆E̷͇̖͙̱͌͂́ ̴̫̗̰̬̈́͌̈͘H̸̬̦͕̆̎E̴̠̰͋̇L̶̙̭͌͆̑D̴͍̂ ̵̧̔̆͒̀B̴̥͓̕Ȁ̸͓͓̿̄͘C̴̦̊̕̚K̴̢͕͂ ̶̢̡͚́I̴̡͇̟̬̾F̸̭̑̓̿̀ ̷̮͕̤̯̏̎̒͘Ẏ̶̝̪̩̈́̽Ö̶̫̘̜͓̂͐̒U̴̱̥̭̖͊̎ ̴̫͖̰̂͆͠D̴̜̍E̵͙̼̖͑̿C̸̨͙̈́̈́̉̏I̶̼̔͗͝D̵̺͓̋̄̆͗E̷̫̮̠͈͗̿ ̸̝̩͌T̴̙͔̝̱̓̃O̴̯̒̂͑ ̵̡͖͖̐̂͋͑N̷͎̂Ő̶̺͈͙T̸̬̯͗́̂̕ ̵̯̪̇͠ͅH̵̹̲̪̓͝E̸̳̰̣͗L̷̰̟͛̋̄Ṕ̷̰͐̇ ̴̞̭͔̎̆͜M̵̙̳̮̬͗̅E̶͚̲͌̾͝” Alastor said darkly, eyes changing to his hostile ones. Ebony’s ears fell back. “Y-You wouldn’t…!” Ebony snapped. “W̷͓͎̟̍͝O̴̞͎͌͒͛̌U̸͖̙̙̲͆̏̌͛L̷͙̰̻̀̔̊͛D̶̳̲̮͊̚Ñ̸̛̝̾̈ͅ'̴͓͘T̵̥͓͇̠́͋̄ ̶̭͆͌̐Ḭ̵̔̒̚,̸̗̘̭̱̊ ̸͙̆D̷̪̠̈̆̿͝Ę̷̻̍ͅA̴̫̼͍͚̾R̴̫̅͘~̸̧̝̆?̴͎͎̓̀” Alastor chuckled. Ebony nodded nervously. Alastor held out a hand to shake, eyes returning to normal. “Splendid! Now let’s seal the deal, shall we~?” Alastor grinned. Ebony hesitated a moment. “Tick tock Ebony dearest, remember your family’s on the line~!” Alastor said in a sing-song voice. Ebony sighed, knowing there was no winning. She eventually gave in, shaking his hand. “My goodness, dearheart~! We simply MUST work on your handshaking abilities~!” Alastor laughed heartily. Ebony grumbled under her breath. “Sorry, I didn’t quite catch that, care to repeat~?” Alastor asked. “I said, I don’t care.” Ebony snapped. “We’ll see about that, sweetheart~!” Alastor said. “Now then, about what I needed you for~! What I needed you for was~” Alastor said, whispering what he needed her for.
Alastor went to leave the kitchen, gesturing for Ebony to follow.
“Charlie dearheart, after Ebony’s done helping make the place look the part, what job would you like her to partake~?” Alastor asked, gesturing to Ebony at his side. “Well...I don’t know, what are we missing?” Charlie asked. Alastor hummed, bringing a hand to his chin as he thought. “How about she takes the job of concierge~? I am lead to believe that Ebony’s demon skills leave much to be desired and this could be good practice~!” Alastor suggested. Ebony shook her head no violently. “I don’t think she likes that idea.” Charlie objected. “Well, we have a front desk manager, being Husk, a room attendant, being Niffty, what else is there~?” Alastor asked, clearly stumped. “Well I could always be janitor…” Ebony mumbled. Charlie brightened up. “What did you say?” Charlie asked. “Sorry, um uh, I *Kaff* I could be the janitor if ya want.” Ebony said. Alastor ruffled Ebony’s hair. “Brilliant, my dear~!! You were always quite the good cleaner~!!” Alastor complimented. “Oh hush you..!!” Ebony mumbled shyly. Angel raised a hand. “I got an idea..!” Angel said lazily. “Oh? What might that be?” Charlie asked. “She’s the janitor, but if we or any patrons need help, she gets t’ help ‘em too.” Angel said. The room was covered with a blanket of silence. “Look, if it’s that stupid I can-” Angel started. “No no no! I think you’re onto something!” Charlie said. Angel’s eyes widened in surprise. “Wait really?” Angel asked, starstruck. “Yeah! Angel’s got something there!” Charlie said excitedly. “WHAT?!?” Alastor and Angel gasped in unison. “YOU’RE surprised?! Imagine how I feel!!” Angel said nervously. “Charlie dearest you MUST be joking!!” Alastor said, typical sing-song tone gone with the wind. “No, he’s got a good idea. For once.” Vaggie added. “I don’t believe this!!” Alastor sighed. “Calm down, Mister Drama King.” Ebony scoffed. All eyes in the room fell on Ebony. “......What?” Ebony asked, shrugging. “Did...Did you just Sass the RADIO DEMON?!” Vaggie gasped, awestruck. “Well, yeah. What? Is that weird or some’n?” Ebony asked. “YES!!” Everyone but Alastor said. “Man!! This kid is braver than I thought!!” Angel laughed. “Nah. Not brave. I just know that he can’t hurt me because we-” Ebony started before Alastor rushed over, covering her mouth to prevent her from finishing her sentence. “Because we’re friends…~! Is what she was going to say…~! But I have a reputation to uphold, so that information can’t get out…~! You know how it goes..~!” Alastor said, grip remaining firm. “Ooooh! Okay! Got it!” Charlie said. “R-Right…!” Vaggie said nervous at how quick Alastor was to shut Ebony down. Ebony remembered one of the self-defense tips her dad gave her and put it into use. Alastor shivered, swiping his hand off at a swift speed. “DID YOU JUST LICK MY HAND?!” Alastor gasped. “Self defense.” Ebony shrugged. “N-Now now, let’s not get testy…!” Charlie advised. Ebony shrugged, turtling inside her hoodie. “Wait-!” Charlie started. “Give her a moment, she’s just grabbing something~!” Alastor announced. A few minutes later, Ebony popped back out with a few decorating supplies. “Okay, so I have everything I need, so whenever ya guys need me to, I can get started!” Ebony said. “Really? Just like that?!” Charlie gasped. “Yup. Toon logic helps a lot.” Ebony smirked. “Okay, you just need to be alone for this?” Charlie asked. Ebony nodded. “Yeah, it works best if I’m alone.” Ebony reported. Charlie nodded. “Maybe you guys can go out and pick out bed sheets or something. Other...Hotel-y stuff..” Ebony trailed off. Charlie nodded and everyone headed out. As soon as they were gone, Ebony got started. After the wallpaper and everything else was laid out and drying, Ebony went to carry out a part of what Alastor needed her to do.
Hours passed while Ebony worked. Three hours later, A knock came on the door and Ebony rushed putting everything back correctly and unlocked and opened the door. “Wowie!!” Charlie gasped in amazement. “That looks...Not terrible.” Vaggie complimented. “Cozy~!” Angel smirked. “So clean…!” Niffty gasped in awe. “Looks passable.” Husk grunted. “I for one, think it looks darling~!” Alastor announced. Husk trudged back to the front desk to grab a new bottle of booze as he had just run out. Ebony smiled, cabbie cap askew. “Oh! Your cap’s a little crooked!” Charlie said. Ebony jumped, cap falling off and shadow disappearing from Ebony’s face, showing what was hiding underneath. “Oh my…!” Niffty gasped. “What in the world…?” Vaggie gasped. “What’s goin’ on? I can’t see!” Angel said, trying to get a look. Ebony scrambled to grab her hat, but it was snatched away before she could reach it. “What’s goin’ on ‘ere?” Husk asked, returning with a fresh bottle of booze. Ebony turned and waved to him. “HOLY-” Husk yelped, jumping back. “WHAT ‘APPENED TO YOU, YA LOOK DEAD ON YOUR FEET!! AGAIN!!!” Husk hissed. Ebony sighed heavily. “This is why I didn’t tell ya guys…” Ebony wheezed. “MY LUCIFER, YA SOUND EVEN WORSE!!” Husk exclaimed. “Dearheart, what happened~?” Alastor asked. “Don’t wanna talk about it.” Ebony scoffed. “Are you sure…?” Charlie asked worriedly. Ebony nodded no. “Listen, we’re here to talk if ya-” Angel started. “I SAID I DON’T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT!!!!!” Ebony snapped, ink webs crawling over the walls. Alastor looked around in alarm. “Okay, that’s fine…~! No need to talk~! Just please calm down…~!!” Alastor hummed. Ebony calmed down, the ink webs slowly disappearing. “Whawazat?” Angel asked. “Another quirk of hers.” Alastor and Vaggie said in unison. “Please, ladies first~!” Alastor said. “Thanks, I guess. Anyways, she’s the daughter of Inky the ink demon. The webs of Ink are her way of showing that she’s reaching her limit.” Vaggie explained. “What if she reaches her limit?” Angel asked nervously. “Stay outta her way.” Vaggie shrugged. “Why?” Angel asked, fear creeping into his tone. “Trust Vaggie on this, Angel. She’s seen Inky reach his limits. It wasn’t pretty.” Alastor said. “Eh, she’s tiny, she couldn’t do any harm.” Angel shrugged. “I can still reach your huge moneymaker, Angel.” Ebony growled. “Ohohoho, trust me Angel my dear, she doesn’t let height get in her way.” Alastor laughed. “Whaddaya mean?” Angel asked, raising an eyebrow in confusion. “Why do you think that she’s so well known~?” Alastor asked. “Uh...Cause she’s good at That?” Angel guessed. Alastor whacked Angel on the head with his cane. “GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER.” Alastor growled. “Ow!!” Angel winced. “Yeah, that’s not why she’s so well known, Angel.” Vaggie said. “Oh~! It looks like someone knows her history~!” Alastor announced. “I gotta. Gotta know who your enemies are so you know how to defend against them.” Vaggie said, narrowing her eyes. “Would you care to enlighten Angel~? Or shall I~?” Alastor hummed. “You seem to know why. Why don’t you?” Vaggie asked. “Well, if you insist~!” Alastor hummed. “Ebony may look defenseless, but she’s far from it~!” Alastor began. “Being the daughter of the Ink Demon, she possesses many powers~! Most of which are dangerous~!” Alastor said, putting dark emphasis on the dangerous part. Ebony’s head bowed in shame. “She was a scourge on any demons who crossed her path~!” Alastor continued. “It was messy~! It was messy and loud, but by Lucifer, I’ll be DEAD if I say I wasn’t impressed~!” Alastor hummed. Ebony’s face heated up. “She can’t have been that bad, right?” Charlie asked. Alastor laughed, shaking his head. “No, no, no, my dear~! She was that bad~! She made my little ‘hissy fits’ look like a joke~!” Alastor laughed heartily. Charlie’s shoulders sunk. “But, sadly, as the years went by, she started killing less and less and my entertainment ran dry…~! But, now that she’s here, maybe that metaphorical entertainment river will flow aplenty again~!” Alastor sang. “Mmm…” Charlie winced. “As long as she doesn’t kill anyone, she can stay.” Vaggie said. “Of course, my dear~! I wouldn’t DREAM of her doing anything sinful here~!” Alastor said crossing his fingers behind his back. “Good.” Vaggie huffed. Ebony’s gaze fell to the floor. Husk tapped Ebony’s shoulder. “You gonna be okay kid?” Husk asked. Ebony opened her mouth to speak, but closed it and nodded. “Couldja at least say it? It’s really friggin’ weird not hearin’ ya talk.” Husk said. “Right, yeah, I’ll be fine.” Ebony confirmed. Husk sighed. “Ya know, ya don’t suck as much as the others.” Husk admitted. “Awww…~! You’re softening up~!” Ebony teased. “Oh, shove it!!” Husk growled. “What~? I’m just saying that ya said something nice~!” Ebony teased. “Don’t make me take it back!!” Husk growled. “Wouldja really~?” Ebony teased. “I WOULD, AND THEN SOME, SO BACK OFF!!!” Husk hissed. Ebony winced, stepping back. “Now now, Husker, let’s not upset our new coworker, alright~?” Alastor smiled. Husk sighed heavily. “Fine.” Husk trudged back to the front desk.
Ebony smiled nervously. “Did you do as I asked~?” Alastor asked, leaning over. “Yeah. I almost didn’t clean up in time though.” Ebony said. Alastor grinned. “Excellent~!!” Alastor smiled, clapping happily. “By your tone I can tell that this wasn’t the, ah, only thing ya need me for?” Ebony asked exhaustedly. “Yes, but the rest can wait~! Now then, the other day, you weren’t at the theatre with your father, where were you~?” Alastor asked, closing the door as he walked Ebony to a private room. “W-Well...I got an animation opportunity and…” Ebony started. “And~?” Alastor asked. Ebony fell silent. Alastor grabbed her chin, tilting it upward so she’d make eye contact. “Eyes up here, sweetheart~! And speak your mind, I’m not a subtitle maker, you know~!” Alastor chuckled. Ebony frowned. “Well~? Speak up, dearest~! No need to be afraid of me~!” Alastor purred. “Well, with the guy who gave me the opportunity, yes, I do.” Ebony grumbled. “Dear, we’ve talked about your grumbling~!” Alastor said. “Who gave the opportunity, dearheart~?” Alastor asked. “Vox…” Ebony mumbled. “What was that~?” Alastor asked. “Vox…!” Ebony mumbled louder. “One more time for the audience, if you would please~?” Alastor asked, leaning his cane towards Ebony. Ebony growled. “VOX!!! VOX GAVE ME THE OPPORTUNITY, OKAY?!?” Ebony snapped. Alastor drew back as though he were just attacked. Ebony took a deep breath, collecting herself. “I...Took an animation opportunity with Vox.” Ebony said calmly. “Ebony, you know how-” Alastor started. “I know.” Ebony said. “You know how dangerous V-” Alastor started. “I. KNOW.” Ebony said cutting Alastor off again. “W-Well, did it go okay…~?” Alastor asked. Ebony sunk her head into her hoodie. “Ebony, did it go okay?” Alastor asked, melody gone from his tone. Ebony’s face heated up and tears started filling her eyes. Alastor scowled. “Was there ever any animating?” Alastor asked, voice going serious. Ebony shook her head no. Ebony went to open the door, but Alastor held the door shut. “Are you okay?” Alastor asked. Ebony was silent. “EBONY. WHAT. HAPPENED?” Alastor asked sternly. Ebony shook her head no. “Ebony. Talk to me.” Alastor said sternly. Ebony shook her head no violently. “Well, I suppose there’s no way to make you talk about it.” Alastor said flatly. Ebony sighed before Alastor hugged her tightly. Ebony was surprised at first, but eventually collapsed into the hug, bursting into tears. “No need to talk, just give thumbs up or down as a response, okay?” Alastor asked gently. Ebony shakily nodded. “Did you animate?” Alastor asked. Thumbs down. “Was there any animating equipment in there?” Alastor asked. Thumbs down. Alastor scowled, already jumping to conclusions. “Did...Did he, at any point, make you uncomfortable?” Alastor asked. Thumbs up. “Did you ever make physical contact at all?” Alastor asked. Dual thumbs up. BAD. SIGN. “Was it a hug?” Alastor asked, hoping that was all it was. Dual thumbs down. TERRIBLE. SIGN. “A boop?” Alastor asked. Dual thumbs down again. “...He didn’t.” Alastor growled. DUAL. THUMBS. UP. “HE DID.” Alastor growled. Ebony nodded sadly, hiccupping. “Worry not dear, he won’t get to you ever again.” Alastor promised. Ebony hugged him tightly. “I know, I know, it’s okay now. He won’t hurt you anymore. Not while I’m around.” Alastor promised. Alastor booped Ebony gently on the nose, smiling again. “Come now, my dear~! No use dwelling on the past~! How about we get that beautiful smile back on that beautiful face of yours again~? As I always say; you’re NEVER fully dressed without a smile~!” Alastor grinned. Ebony chuckled, smiling slightly. “Oh, there we go~! Beautiful smile for a beautiful demon~!” Alastor hummed, booping her again. Alastor opened the door, walking out with Ebony hopping behind.
(Timeskip to Sir Pentious arriving.)
“Well well well, look who’s harboring the sssstriped freak~!!! We meet again, Alassstor~!!” Sir Pentious grinned. Pentious’ gaze drifted to Ebony. “Oh, and he hasss a cute little ssssidekick now, too~!!” Pentious cackled. “I AIN’T NOBODY’S SIDEKICK!!!!” Ebony snapped. Alastor patted her shoulder gently, trying to calm her down. “Thisss time, I have the element of ssssurprise~!!!” Pentious cackled. Using his Radio Demon abilities, Alastor took Pentious down with minimal effort. A few moments passed before he shook his head, returning to his cheery self. “Well, I’m starved~! Who’s hungry for some Jambalaya~? My mother once taught me a recipe that was so good, it nearly KILLED her~!! Ohohoho!! It was almost like it was straight out of HELL~!!! Ohohoho!! I’m on a roll~!!” Alastor laughed as he and the others started walking back. Ebony smiled as she realized; with this new job and her new friends, for the first time ever, she’d be okay. Sure, she’d have bad days, but they’d probably be there if she needed them. And, for the first time in ages, she felt she could trust them if she needed help, mental or physical. And she was okay with that. Maybe one day she’ll work up the courage to talk to everyone about her whole family situation. She should tell them, they deserve to know, if not her actual family, about her future career path plan. Al was the only one who knows about it, but not the full thing. Something tugged at Ebony’s hoodie and Ebony looked down at Niffty. “Ya coming? Alastor’s making dinner and he’s a good cook!” Niffty asked. “Yeah, I’ll be along in a moment, tell them I’ll be a few.” Ebony smiled. Niffty smiled and ran back inside. Ebony looked at the part Niffty tugged on and winced. Good thing Niffty didn’t take too close of a look; that coulda landed her in some hot water. Maybe she’d tell them about that too. No. That was too private. So long as she wasn’t too frequent or go too deep, she’d be fine. Now to work up the courage to talk to them. Ebony spaced out for a few minutes. “-Ebony!?” Charlie called. “Oh! Uh, coming!” Ebony said, hopping back inside excitedly, grin spread across her face.
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troubledinkbeing · 5 years
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Batim: Hunter’s Story
Chapter one “Moving Pictures.”
A gentle knock came upon a door with the number 1929 pasted on it. “Hunter….? Sammy sent me….He wants you to start getting up…” A lost one said meekly. “*But what if I don’t wanna get up…?*” Hunter asked. “He won’t be happy…..” The lost one said meekly. “*Sounds like a personal problem to me.*” Hunter said. The lost one sighed and shambled off. “*Sweet silence….*” Hunter sighed happily. About half an hour passed and Hunter was starting to fall alseep again before-A loud BANG came on her door. “RISE AND SHINE, HUNTER!!” Sammy called. “*BENDY ALMIGHTY, HECKING WHY?!?*” Hunter yelped, jumping out of bed and falling onto the floor. “Lilly informed me that you were not getting up at my request so I decided to wake you up myself!” Sammy said. “Now get up!! We have work to do!!” Sammy ordered. “*Yes, DAD.*” Hunter growled. “What was that, sheep?” Sammy asked. “*Yes sir! Be out in a moment, sir!!*” Hunter corrected. “Better. Now hurry up, you’re holding everything up.” Sammy said, walking off. Hunter pulled on her usual attire of a light gray tanktop and some dark gray sweatpants. She’s worn them since she arrived, no point in changing now. As she grabbed her backpack, she heard the sound of a door opening and two pairs of footsteps walking overhead. “Huh….Someone new must be here….” Hunter thought, walking out of her room. She got lost in thought and accidentally tripped over something. “Oof!” Hunter grunted. The searcher jumped slightly and slinked over to Hunter, concerned she was hurt. “Sorry, Jack, just got lost in thought.” Hunter apologized. He shook his hands around dismissively and apologized silently. “Okay, I guess I’ll let ya off the hook this time, buddy!” Hunter said jokingly winking. Jack silently laughed and the two parted ways. As Hunter boarded the elevator to go up to the music department, two miner searchers boarded as well. “Going up?” Hunter asked. They nodded. Hunter pressed the up button and waited. The miner searchers stopped the elevator where they needed to go and then resumed it for Hunter when they got out. “Thanks guys! Have a good day!” Hunter said cheerfully. Soon, she reached her destination and stopped the elevator and left to go to her spot. Oddly, Sammy wasn’t in his office or where he usually waited for Hunter to show up. She searched all over the music department, finally reaching the orchestra room and noticed he was in there, holding a meeting. “Sammy? What’s-What’s goin’ on?” Hunter asked. “Haven’t you heard?” Sammy asked. “No, I don’t listen to everything goin’ on, I’m afraid.” Hunter said. “We have two new visitors!!” Sammy said happily. “So that’s what I heard…” Hunter mumbled. “Hmm? What did you say?” Sammy asked. Hunter shook her head. “Oh, nothing!” Hunter chuckled. “Just rambling again!” Hunter explained. “Of course. Don’t worry, we all do that on occasion.” Sammy smiled. Most would see his smile as sincere, or calming. But Hunter knew that smile. She knew it didn’t mean either of those things. It meant malice. It meant he was plotting something, or he had a plan. Or-Bendy forbid-He was about to hurt you. The sound of a pipe bursting out in the hall was heard. “CRAP, CRAP, CRAP!!!” Hunter said, sprinting out. She halted as she was about to fall into a large puddle of ink. “No, no, no!!!!” Hunter sighed. “Don’t you realize what this means?” Sammy asked. “I have an extra chore….?” Hunter asked half-heartedly. “No! The machine above us has begun to be activated!” Sammy said, sounding excited like a little child on christmas. “Oh no.” Hunter sighed. “That means we have visitors!!” Sammy said, grabbing Hunter by the shoulders. “Oh no.” Hunter gulped. Sammy pulled her closer, his pupils shrinking in excitement. “This means I have a higher chance of meeting My Lord!!!” Sammy said, grin changing from happy to something more creepy. “Sammy, listen, maybe it was an accident. The lost ones DO like to wander.” Hunter said, shooting down Sammy’s idea. “No, no, no! I’m CERTAIN we have visitors!!” Sammy said, starting to shake in excitement. “If it WERE visitors, wouldn’t your all powerful and loving Lord have rescued you from that inky, dark, abyss you call a body already?” Hunter asked. “SILENCE!!!!! YOU KNOW NOTHING OF HIS POWER AND MERCY!!!!” Sammy snapped. “You’re right, I don’t know anything of his mercy, that’s because he doesn’t HAVE ANY!!! YA WANNA KNOW WHY?!?” Hunter snapped. “Hunter…..” Sammy warned. “BECAUSE HE’S A STUPID CARTOON CHARACTER WHO DOESN’T EXIST!!!!! HE’S NOT REAL, AND WON’T EVER BE REAL!!!!! SO JUST GROW UP AND ACCEPT THAT YOU’RE STUCK HERE UNTIL THE DAY YOU DI-“ Before Hunter could finish, Sammy slammed a hand against her neck and held her against a wall. “STILL YOUR TONGUE!!! HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY LORD?!? HE WILL SET US FREE SOMEDAY AND YOU HAVE THE GALL TO INSULT HIM?!?” Sammy yelled. “Sammy-please-I’m sorry-!” Hunter choked. “OH, YOU’RE SORRY!! THAT INSTANTLY TAKES EVERYTHING YOU SAID BACK!!!” Sammy yelled. “S-Sammy……Wouldn’t our Lord wish for you to forgive your assistant…? She said she was sorry…” Lilly said meekly. Sammy growled and sighed. “You’re right, Lilly. As always.” Sammy said, dropping Hunter. “Go upstairs, Hunter. See who it is up there.” Sammy ordered. “Y-Yes, sir!” Hunter said, running upstairs. 
“Are ya sure about this, Henry?” Alex asked. “Positive. Now then, where was that valve…” Henry trailed off. “I hope my sis is okay…” Alex said, fidgeting with his hands. “I’m sure she is. She’s strong. She was strong enough to survive a beating from Sammy, back in the day.” Henry said. “Wait-really?” Alex asked. “Oh, yes!” Henry laughed. “Golly-she was brave!” Alex gasped. “That she was!” Henry laughed. As Henry walked out of the relic room with Alex and rounded the corner, a Bendy cutout peeked out from behind the corner and surprised them. “YIPES!!!” Alex jumped. “It’s just a cutout…..They’re everywhere here.” Henry said walking up to it. “Isn’t that right, fella? You’re just guiding us, ain’tcha?” Henry said, scratching its horns as if expecting a response like from a puppy and smiling. Hunter crouched behind it, hoping they wouldn’t come around it. “Come on, I think I saw the record somewhere around here.” Henry said, walking down the hall. When they left, Hunter kept following and using cutouts as hiding spots. When they turned the ink machine on, Hunter decided she’d seen enough and headed back down to the music department. Hunter hurried as pipe after pipe started to burst, barely dodging some bursts. She ran as fast as she could to the music department, just wanting to get back, and didn’t spot a pipe about to burst. The burst hit, and hit her back, injuring it. As it hit, she let out a cry of pain at the high pressure ink practically burning her back. She hobbled the rest of the way back. She hobbled back into the orchestra room and collapsed against a wall, waiting for everyone to return. Her vision slowly faded to black and all noise slowly became nothing but empty static. She faintly heard panicked talking and she slowly woke up, but not in the orchestra room, but rather, the infirmary. “What happened….?” Hunter asked, rubbing her head. “You’re alright!” Mousie sighed. “Yeah, just a bit sore and a small headache is all….” Hunter sighed. Hunter started to get up before a hand held her midsection down. “You need to rest.” Mousie said. “I’ll be fine.” Hunter chuckled dryly. “How much of your backside did the burst hit?” Mousie asked. “About……A quarter of my back, I think…” Hunter said. “No….It hit just about HALF.” Mousie said. “I could always be wrong.” Hunter shrugged, chuckling dryly. “This ISN’T a laughing matter, Hunter. If this happens again, it couldn’t be this fortunate-YOU couldn’t be this fortunate!” Mousie said, raising her voice. “I…………………..I know, Mousie.” Hunter sighed. “I just…..Worry about you, Hunter. What if you died? I couldn’t handle that!” Mousie said. “I know, I know…” Hunter sighed. “You’re one of the only people who keeps everyone happy and hopefull! If that light….Left due to being too reckless, I don’t know how they’d react….” Mousie said. “I know-“ Hunter started. “Don’t just say ‘I know’, show me SOME sign that you understand! Because I could full well keep you in here just to keep you safe!” Mousie said. Hunter sighed heavily. “I…….I understand, Mousie.” Hunter sighed. “I apologize for my reckless behavior, and I will try to never act that way again…” Hunter apologized. “Much better. Now then, Sammy was searching for you. At least ten groups of searchers were sent this way just for you.” Mousie said removing her hand from Hunter’s midsection. “Th-Thanks, Mousie…….” Hunter said, slowly getting up. As Hunter left, she reached into her backpack and held something she got on her first day on the job. A small Boris plushie from her friend, Shawn Flynn. She started to walk to the orchestra room to tell everyone what she found.
“What did you find?” Sammy asked. “Well…….” Hunter said. “I found that we don’t have a visitor.” Hunter sighed. Everyone sighed sadly. “WE HAVE TWO!!” Hunter grinned. Everyone smiled slightly. “And even better? One of them is an old worker from here!” Hunter grinned. “Who, pray tell, is this worker? Wally?” Lilly asked. “No, it can’t be Wally….He’s already here, remember?” Barry said. “Right….” Lilly sighed. “One of the best workers here. HENRY.” Hunter grinned evilly. “What?!?” Everyone gasped. “Ya heard me right, folks!! Henry’s back in town!!” Hunter smiled. “What about the other one…?” Lilly asked. “Some kid…..His nephew? I dunno, I didn’t recognize him.” Hunter shrugged. “Oh………” Lilly said. “Perfect~! I’ll send out a squashren of searchers immediately to search for him~!” Sammy grinned evilly. “I forgot to mention….He’s….Still upstairs…” Hunter winced. “Of course he is….Hunter, go upstairs and rig the entrance floor to collapse underneath them so we can access them easier.” Sammy ordered. “Yes, sir.” Hunter said. After finishing, Hunter ran back upstairs and rigged the floor to collapse under them. She then thought that it had a chance to not break under their weight, so she removed the flooring there entirely. She decided that the stairs would be too slow to get back down, so she decided to test out the hole she created. She jumped down and fell down about five stories to the music department. When she landed, she didn’t land properly, so she banged her head on the floor beneath her, messing up her vision, blurring it a bit. After a while, she got up and stumbled down to the music department. She almost tripped on the stairs down a few times, so she took a break and sat down on a bench on the way back. A lost one noticed she was alone, so they shakily walked over and sat next to her. “D-Do you mind if I join you…?” They asked nervously. “Of course not, go ahead!” Hunter smiled. “H-How’d it g-go?” They asked. “It went well, thanks!” Hunter smiled. “N-No trouble…!” They smiled weakly. “It looks nice on ya!” Hunter said. “Huh…? What does…?” They asked. “The smile, it looks good on ya!” Hunter explained. “I-It d-does…?” They gasped. “Yup! It’s nice to see a smile every so often!” Hunter grinned. “O-Oh…..Th-Thank you…” They blushed gently. Hunter laughed. “H-Huh….?” They asked. “You’re blushing!” Hunter said, pointing to the gentle orange glow. “O-Oh….Th-That’s what th-that is….” They said. “Ya didn’t know that?” Hunter asked, curious. “N-No….I forgot…” They said. “Don’t we all!” Hunter laughed. “How can you remain so optimistic about everything…?” They asked. “How? I just….Keep telling myself that I can get outta here…If not today, then, some other day! If not then, then I keep hoping that someday, I can go home! To my little brother….That’s how!” Hunter explained.
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sadpunnyskeleton · 5 years
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chapter one “New court member.”
“AFTER HER!!!!” A Rudinn shouted. Roman bolted through the Great Board, thinking that she’d be safe on the other side. She forgot, however, the rules for the Great Board. Step in the light, and you’ll go back to where you started. As Roman stepped onto the light, a bright flash of light blinded her and she found herself back at the start. Something grabbed her arm. “Finally!! thou art quite the runner, aren't thee?!” Rouxls growled. Roman summoned a bone attack, but it missed. “Tryeth again!” Rouxls laughed. Roman punched him in the face and as he let go, sprinted off. “After her, thee daws!!! Catcheth her and alloweth not her escape!!!!” Rouxls ordered. “Yes sir!” Rudinn said, following. Roman kept running, but tripped over something and landed flat on her face. “GOTCHA!!” Rudinn said grabbing her. “Spunky one, aren’t you?” Rouxls taunted. “Oooh! That black eye ain’t doin’ anything for ya, buddy!” Roman taunted. “Sarcastic. Noted.” Rouxls sighed. “What’s the matter, Rouxlsy~?” Roman hummed. Rouxls started shaking. “Aww……Did I upset you~?” Roman taunted. The sound of an attack being launched in Roman’s direction was heard, and she dodged it. “YIPES!!” Roman whimpered. “Doth not test mine own patience.  I couldst easily killeth thee at any moment in time, so f'r thy sake, keepeth thy trap did shut.” Rouxls growled. Roman nodded yes to show she understood. “GOOD. Now, let’s head back to Card Castle. The King’s waiting for you.” Rouxls said. “I-I’d rather not.” Roman said meekly. A spade held itself at her neck. “On second thought, I-I-I-I’ve heard Card Castle is LOVELY this time of year!” Roman said in a blind panic. They proceded to walk to Card Castle. (Timeskip~!)
Roman was shoved into the throne room. “I CAN walk, ya know!!” Roman snapped. Rouxls and his team of Rudinns stood at the door. “(Jackanapes.)” Roman muttered under her breath. “It appears that you’re back here again.” Spade king said. “I guess ya like me~!” Roman taunted. “(Mother of lightners, she's no more brain than stone.)” Rouxls sighed. “Excuse me?!” Spade king said. “I think ya heard me the first time, Spadesy~!” Roman taunted. “ROMAN, NO-!” Rouxls started. Spade king grabbed Roman by the throat tightly. “What. Did. You. Just. Call. Me.” Spade King said. “Sp-Spadesy…?” Roman choked out. Some spades summoned above Roman’s head and she whimpered. “Are. You. Sorry.” Spade king asked. Roman shook her head as well as she could. He dropped her and she caught her breath. “I better NOT see you in here for at least another month. Am I clear?!” Spade king asked. “Y-Yes sir!” Roman shook her head. The fear in Roman’s eyes was vivid in detail and it was also vivid in her stance. She was ready to run, if it came down to it. Spade king didn’t believe Roman’s word so he looked at Rouxls. “Kaard, you’re to keep watch on her. Make sure she doesn’t try anything.” Spade king said. “WHAT?!?!?!” Roman and Rouxls said in unison. “But he’s so……UPTIGHT!!!” Roman gasped. “She’s so brutish!! There MUST be someone else, my lord!” Rouxls stuttered out. “Kaard, I know you can handle it.” Spade king said. “But-but-but-but-“ Rouxls stuttered. “That’s an ORDER, Kaard.” Spade king growled. Roman noticed Rouxls grimace. “FINE.” Rouxls chuffed. “That’s all. I’ll check on you in a month’s time” Spade king said. The king left. Rouxls and Roman looked each other in the eyes. “A MONTH?!?” They gasped in unison.
Remember That Fanfic I Talked About Writing? Here’s Chapter One! @kitty-dragon6, @jessica-rain-456, Hope Ya Don’t Mind Me Tagging You Guys!
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peterstestkitchen · 3 years
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Circus Peanut Peanut Butter
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Rating: 5/5 ~ 16 votes
Time: 5 minutes (omnivore, unhealthy version), 7 minutes (vegan, unhealthy version), 1 hour (vegan, healthy version)
Every Thursday when I was a kid, my mom would plop me and my brother down at the local library for children’s storytime. When it was over and the head librarian had dismissed us, I would roam the library in order to gaze upon my favorite library things: the model ships, the strange YA cartoon books, and the aisle where every book had a blue sticker of a man smoking a pipe. When mom showed up again and it was time to go, a video cassette—the Star Trek episode, “The Trouble with Tribbles,” usually—was clasped between my grubby paws. In my brother’s, the latest installment in the Hank the Cowdog children’s book series. Ahh… just thinking about the VHS section and I can smell the polypropylene-imbued air sure to be found when in close proximity to the clamshell case palisade!
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Come spring, a box of circus tickets would appear on the library counter suspiciously close to the checkout machine. The circus was coming to town! ...And our parents would never let us go. ...Until the day they did.
In truth, I don’t remember much from the circus. It wasn’t in a tent, it was in the town’s hockey arena—and poodles took the place of elephants. In fact, I didn’t even eat circus peanuts while there! Get this, my dad bought a box of Cracker Jacks—for himself! However, this was the genesis of my love affair with the circus. Sorry, honey. There’s someone else… and his name is Barry Lubin! (Barry Lubin is a famous clown.)
Fast forward to the near present and after getting the quarantine spring jibblies, I finally snapped and declared, “If I can’t go to the circus, well, in fact, I’ll bring the circus to me!” (Side note: still to this very day I have only been to the circus once. It’s more about having the feeling that I could go to a circus if I wanted to, rather than the feeling of being barred from a yearly ritual. After all, circuses are generally banal and raise many animal treatment issues. Again, it’s the romanticized circus I like. The Idea of Circus.) So I decided to acquire some circus peanuts, having never actually tried them before.
“So, from where did circus peanuts first appear, even?” you ask. Well, it appears no one knows. They are believed to have come onto the confectionary colosseum sometime in the 1800s, making them one of the oldest continuously produced candies. Well, I shouldn’t say continuously produced, as they originally were a seasonal treat before better packaging techniques were invented! Thank you, science! :) My best guess is that they originated as an ersatz peanut product, similar to how the hazelnut was used as a filler with which to cut chocolate products during a cocoa scarcity in Italy during WWII. (More talk about hazelnut spreads below!) Whatever the case, this homemade recipe is on scale! :) Okay, so back to business.
Acquiring circus peanuts in quarantine was a bit harder than expected. Every store I visited was sold out: Fleet Farm, Walgreens, Kwik Trip—all out! Alas, toilet paper wasn’t the only thing people were snatching up! Curse you, omnivores! (Side note: lest we forget this pandemic would have never happened had the world been vegan. I don’t think it’s wrong of me to suggest that everyone who consumes animal products from factory farms should have to pay the unemployed vegans an extra $600 a month. Why should I, a humble plant eater, pay for the mess of the omnivores yet again? Stop eating meat, y’all! Factually stated, 41% of all land in the United States is used for livestock! What a fuckin’ waste! And excusez mon français!)
So instead of continuing on a wild goose chase to find these golden eggs, I decided to take a radical approach and make my own circus peanuts. (Plus, I found out after Googling around that circus peanuts aren’t even vegan! For shame!) This is where things start to get a little tricky. You see, I’m a bit of a health nut. Well, maybe a little more than a bit of one... I may be a full-on health peanut! Peanuts like me would never eat something so processed anyway... But who’s to say I can’t have a taste of the circus in a healthy, vegan way? Why not make homemade circus peanut peanut butter? And better yet, why not use duckweed as a base instead of circus peanuts? You get all the goodness of the circus but in a spreadable way with all the health benefits of the most nutrient dense plant known to humanity. For yumzeez! :)
World’s healthiest food
For those who only know duckweed from smelly retention ponds, duckweed (also known as water lentils) is actually a great food for humans. It has more protein than soy, has many antioxidants, and is a natural source of B12. Get this, the bacteria that make B12 grow in a symbiotic relationship with the plant! Question: How neat is that? Answer: That’s pretty neat! And by the way, omnis, B12 comes from bacteria in the dirt that vegan animals eat. Given that most cows and chickens eat feed that’s been washed, these animals too have to be given vitamins—the meat you eat is trash :) 
So I finnicked for a long time to get the duckweed circus peanut peanut butter spread consistency right (we’ll save that process for a different post!), bought some peanut-shaped molds from eBay, found some food coloring in the back of the cabinet, and I was off to the races! Err, Circus! I had done it! I had made circus peanut peanut butter! Granted, it tasted more like an artificially flavored banana salad than candy, but it’s the thought that counts!
So… days go by and I get tested and find out I don’t have the coronavirus. Yipee! Time to see my folks! ...But I couldn’t serve that to my family. They’d think I’d lost my marbles! So instead, I came up with a more palatable, albeit less healthy, option. Instead of duckweed, I would use Trader Joe’s brand vegan marshmallows, dye them to the proper color, and mold them in shape. Then I could serve my folks organic, gluten free, non-GMO circus peanuts, or I could blend them to make totally delicious circus peanut peanut butter. Then maybe make a circus-y themed fluffernutter? Mmmmm!
And there’s even an option for the omnis among us: get real circus peanuts and follow the same procedure. (Just know if you do that, the gelatin you’ll be consuming will be from the bones, skin, and hooves of dozens of different cows or pigs.) For simplicity’s sake and also because I am collaborating with an omni for this post, we ended up going with regular circus peanuts. She had already purchased the circus peanuts before I could alert her that it had to be vegan. My bad! :^O “’Tis better to use the food you have than to let it go to waste.” Plus, they were Spangler brand, the classic choice for circus peanuts!
Aforementioned, I called in the big guns: food stylist, chef, event planner, and artist, Kendal Kulley. Check her out on Instagram! She assisted me as we made her favorite sandwich with the addition of my favorite ingredient: the Circus Peanut Peanut Butter and Pudding and Chocolate Peanut Butter Sandwich! First, take lightly toasted Whole Wheat bread (100% whole wheat works best). Then, slather a thick layer of homemade circus peanut peanut butter followed by a smathering of lemon pudding (Snack pack brand is my favorite, lemon is her favorite flavor (within the Snack pack brand family)). Next, add a sprinkling of hemp hearts for a bit of protein and roughage—not to mention polyunsaturated fats!
After that, Kendal likes to add a squidge of chocolate flavored peanut butter or hazelnut spread to thicken the whole thing up. Please note that I do not condone the use of most flavored peanut butters or products like Nutella as they often contain palm oil, a cash crop leading to rainforest deforestation. The same goes for cocoa. Instead, I propose we continue to advocate that the UN apportion monies to residents of poorer rainforested countries so they can live comfortably and keep our biggest source of oxygen intact. I’m happy pitching in a handful of dollars every year if it means I can keep breathing clean air :)
Then, simply close it up and enjoy! Buuuuuuut, if you’re feeling really ambitious like we are, you can make… wait for it… a TRIPLE DECKER! Just repeat the process over again with a third slice and add it on top! YUM. Cut it in half and there you have it! A perfect guilt-free (provided you followed the vegan duckweed version and omitted the peanut butter and used a more hearty bread) lunch item! Bon appétit!
I hope you enjoy this recipe and let me know in the comments how it turned out! It shouldn’t take any more than five minutes if doing the omni method (grrrr!) and about one hour for the healthy vegan method. It makes one jar worth and will last three to five days in the refrigerator—but it never lasts that long! Oh, and if you do end up having sandwich leftovers, it works great for a morning hash! But again, I, for one, almost never have leftovers! :)
Peace!
Peter 
Omnivore version (unhealthy):
Ingredients:
1 package Spangler brand circus peanuts
4 tbsp water
If making chunky, set aside one circus peanut to mince in a food processor or with a knife. In a large bowl, add the circus peanuts and water. Microwave for two minutes on high or until the circus peanuts have expanded to twice their size. Serve immediately or add to an airtight container.
Vegan version (unhealthy):
Ingredients:
1 package Trader Joe’s brand vegan marshmallows
4 tbsp water
2 drops natural banana flavor
4 drops orange food coloring
In a large bowl, add the marshmallows and water. Microwave for two minutes on high or until the marshmallows have expanded and softened. Mix in the food coloring and natural flavor and microwave for another minute. Add to mold and set sit until at room temperature. When fully set, add to Vitamix and blend until desired peanut butter consistency is achieved. Serve immediately or add to an airtight container.
Vegan version (healthy):
Ingredients:
6 cups fresh duckweed
4 tbsp flaxseed meal.
4 drops natural banana flavor
12-18 drops orange food coloring
If making homemade duckweed, follow these instructions and skip the next step. If collecting from a pond, read on. Preheat the oven to 300 degrees. In an Instant Pot or lesser pressure cooker, steam the duckweed for one minute on high pressure with the valve set to sealing. Do five minutes of natural pressure release. Blend in the Vitamix with food coloring, flaxseed meal, and banana flavor until it becomes a fine mush. Put in peanut mold. Place in the oven for 10 minutes, or until the peanuts have mostly dried out. Put back in the Vitamix and blend until you have the desired level of consistency. Serve immediately or add to an airtight container. 
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Oh look! An ant wanted to join us! Hello, little ant!
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OMG this looks so goooood!
Thanks for the post, Peter! I just wanna say that I too used to go to the circus with my family every year and loved it! I will try this recipe ASAP.
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Does the mayor accept aides?
Upon entering the Sugar City Central office, you meet with an especially unusual sight - a ten-foot-tall Sweetheart in clothes. A maid uniform, to be precise, black and frilly and unusually cute, and given that they seem to be using their slimy pink arms to dust off a miscellany of surfaces, from plain wooden shelves to a miscellany of knickknacks thereon, the uniform seems oddly appropriate. Just from here, you can see a miscellany of odd knickknacks on the shelf, from snowglobes filled with scenery too realistic to be fake to intricate, alien globes that you don’t really want to ask about to simpler, more mundane collectibles - a few video games, some books, a collection of long-emptied ink bottles, and everything ranging from sponsored cereal boxes to ceramic plates. Why Sweetheart even has most of these boggles the mind - but the important thing is that they do, and they’re in the process of brushing one pudgy pink thumb along the rim of an antique plate when you ask your question.
YIPE! Uh, I mean, er...hi? Hello!
...Clearly, they weren’t expecting company so soon, but here you are, apparently quiet enough that you almost made the ten-foot-tall slime-rabbit drop the plate in fright. Taking a second to recover, they quite abruptly stuff the plate - and, after taking it off, the entire maid uniform - into their own torso before turning their attention back to you and adjusting their glasses.
A mayoral aide, hmm? Well, to tell you the truth, I’ve...never given the idea a whole lot of thought! I’ve just created copies of me when I’ve needed tasks done, with the exception of good old-fashioned Spring cleaning, but that...does take my focus away from whatever it is I really want to work on. Not much focus - I’d like to imagine I’ve gotten very good at multitasking - but focus all the same. Aaaand I suppose if I really need to dedicate my time to a given task, it’d be convenient to have someone else that can do the other stuff for me...
...Although it seems as though they have a perfectly good substitute for a mayoral aide in their ability to split into multiple copies of themselves, Sweetheart does appear to be considering your idea...and after tapping the heart-shaped pads of hot pink slime on their fingers together for a silent minute or two, they offer a shrug and a charismatic smirk, leaning closer to you...and, given their height, looming over you a bit more ominously than they probably should, given they have a goofy uniform and a ceramic plate bobbing uselessly up and down in their torso.
Tell ya what - i'm willing to bet that was your...implicit way of asking if you could volunteer and get away with it. While I don’t exactly have anything in mind for ya long-term...why don’t you stay here ‘til I’m done with my cleaning session? If I need a coffee, or if I’m just not in the mood to clean the petri dish cabinet out, I’ll ask you for some help! Sound good?
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