Introducing yourself to people is so embarrassing. Like hey this is my stupid fucking name, I enjoy exactly 3 things, and am clearly anxious. please don't immediately hate me
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I have thought about sending you an anon describing my particular take on death and such, but I'm terrified you'll say something like "Oh this is a lot like Johnathan "racism" Cumburg, who was both gay and homophobic. He was a 1600s wizard and he also believed that you could lick dirt to attain enlightenment, but only if you hated minorities hard enough" and then I'll Google it and he'll be real
You've done it! You've reduced studying the occult to it's barest essentials! It's like this forever!!!
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So how'd you fumble your baddie?
By being a stupid fuckup with no job who couldn't stop smoking weed, along with a few other glaring personality flaws.
I'm sober with a day-job now. Trying to get my money and the rest of my head right but it's annoyingly slow goings.
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