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one has a doctorate in nuclear physics from oxford. the other is a gold medalist in the olympics. i'm not crying, you're crying
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femmme · 5 months
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we’re watching burrow’s end
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may12324 · 7 months
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💙Dimension 20: Burrow's End 💙
It was such a joy to be able to work on this show, I'm so excited for everyone to be able to watch it for the first time! It's such a sweet and heartfelt story, but also jam packed with action and amazingly detailed minis 👀
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5ftboy · 7 months
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"Can I cast Divine Sense on my kids?" "Jaysohn constitutes as a fiend."
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tea-kettle-tea-kettle · 5 months
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Has this been done already
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acourtoffeyandfables · 7 months
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I👏love👏this👏family👏
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truly some eight-year-old energy right here
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moonpleaser · 5 months
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the stupendous stoatchets !!! happy to have completed the first part of this project after a month of working on it :]
this pattern is incredible and i highly recommend checking out this seller. definitely worth it !!!
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supersardineburial · 5 months
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"Jaysohn, did you hurt yourself with the lightning gun?"
"NO."
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emthepotatocat · 6 months
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Brennan Lee Mulligan not wanting his children to be drafted into the military industrial complex while still being completely in character is such a Brennan Lee Mulligan™ thing to do.
And, to be completely candid: vibe, mood, and maybe even, same. o7
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rabdoidal · 7 months
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he is literally so important to me hes 1 apple tall
💥 kofi link in bio if you’re feeling generous 💥
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notoriousmasc · 7 months
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hope everyone's having a stoament wednesday
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Breaking News: Olympics consider whether or not to invite stoat athletes next year.
After the shocking win of Jaysohn Lastname last week, conversations about letting them compete in next years competition have commenced.
“The fact that he broke the record on his first try is astounding,” Peter Ueberroth, chair of the Los Angeles Olympic Organizing Committee, said.
Lastname’s long jump measured at 14.7 meters, almost doubling the previous record of 8.9 meters.
Bob Beamon, previous record holder, argued that it wasn’t a fair competition.
“It’s like letting a cheetah participate in the 100 meter dash. There’s just no way for a human to win,” Beamon said.
It did come to a surprise that the stoat was able to jump so far. While the other competitors only had two legs to run on, each step was longer than a stoat.
Nevertheless, when Lastname went up to jump, he suddenly grew large, blue arms, and used them to hurtle himself the impressive distance.
When asked how he did that, Lastname simply said “Jaysohn rules!”
According to Dr. Tara Steel, stoats are able to absorb and use radiation for their incredible feats.
This has led to some questions about how safe it is for these stoats to compete. Dr. Steel has previously said that the radiation is only a minor danger, releasing radiation comparable to that released by the sun.
“Yeah, it should be fine,” Dr. Lila Lastname, Jaysohn’s sister and first stoat physicist, said.
The UN has currently stalled in recognizing the land within Ukrainian borders as it’s own country.
Jeane Kirkpatrick, US ambassador to the united nation, explained that there is very little political gain for such a move.
“These stoats are just little guys,” Kirkpatrick said.
There’s also the problem that these stoats have very little economic or social ties with the rest of the world.
“It also feels a little weird to have a country named Stoat Place.” Kirkpatrick explained. “I think it would help their efforts to change the name.”
“We are not changing the name,” Thorn Vale, Stoat Ambassador, has repeatedly said.
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may12324 · 5 months
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🔷️Dimension 20 : Burrows End 🔷️
Some very normal stoats
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5ftboy · 5 months
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"We never said that we think you should've been with grandpa." "You won't even tell us what happened to him."
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imstacks · 4 months
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Siobhan giving us Imelda Pulse, Jaysohn, and evolved Adaine back to back is insane to me. She's an icon and a legend. She's at the top of her game. She's my mother. She can do no wrong. She-
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