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embraceweird · 2 months
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wait?? The 2026 winter olympic mascots are FUCKING STOATS!!!!
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doodleswithangie · 4 months
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"Huh, wild." "'Huh, wild.'"
[Image description: Fanart comic of a scene from episode 6 of Dimension 20's "Burrow's End," featuring the stoat family and Dr. Tara Steel. Alt text is provided and copied below the cut. End ID.]
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Page One: The stoat family is gathered around the walkie, planning with Tara. Tula says, "If we're worried about Tara running this gambit by herself-"
Page Two: Tula speaks to Thorn Vale and continues saying, "You could imitate Tara over the walkie talkie to Wenabocker, and just have her be waiting at the paddock." Elsewhere, Tara asks into the walkie, "Can you do an impression of me?"
Page three: Thorn Vale mimics her, parroting, "'Can you do an impression of me?'" Tara curses (the word censored by a frozen strawberry), catches herself, then says, "Sorry, pants?"
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yourhoneyisquiet · 7 months
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Back-to-back campaigns with Siobhan in full goblin mode and it feels SO right
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metaphoricallyrose · 5 months
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Oh wait they’re stoated
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peachcandraw · 5 months
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i want to be in the timeline where a stoat becomes a fucking nuclear physicist and SOLVES CLIMATE CHANGE and her twin brother WHO IS ALSO A STOAT makes an entire stoat country because he's so good at jumping HE JOINS THE OLYMPICS
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sketchfeathers · 5 months
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“ken was relying on me, too. and i failed him. i failed him. i … it could have been me. it should have been me there.”
“you didn’t.”
“i just had to … well, i …”
“no, you didn’t. you didn’t fail them.”
(honestly phenomenally underrated moment here from izzy and erika that i wanted to ~commemorate bc god it was so sweet and emotional ;;;)
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gammawilson · 5 months
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Ava, barbarian, mother, crone.
I finished watching episode 8 of burrows end today. It was a lot. Ava’s strength and tenacity are admirable, but I never want to be that cold, especially to my family.
Say your ‘I’m sorry’s and ‘I love you’s, they are so important, to you an others.
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emthepotatocat · 6 months
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Brennan Lee Mulligan not wanting his children to be drafted into the military industrial complex while still being completely in character is such a Brennan Lee Mulligan™ thing to do.
And, to be completely candid: vibe, mood, and maybe even, same. o7
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catartac · 7 months
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if @quiddie won’t give them hats then i will
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Breaking News: Olympics consider whether or not to invite stoat athletes next year.
After the shocking win of Jaysohn Lastname last week, conversations about letting them compete in next years competition have commenced.
“The fact that he broke the record on his first try is astounding,” Peter Ueberroth, chair of the Los Angeles Olympic Organizing Committee, said.
Lastname’s long jump measured at 14.7 meters, almost doubling the previous record of 8.9 meters.
Bob Beamon, previous record holder, argued that it wasn’t a fair competition.
“It’s like letting a cheetah participate in the 100 meter dash. There’s just no way for a human to win,” Beamon said.
It did come to a surprise that the stoat was able to jump so far. While the other competitors only had two legs to run on, each step was longer than a stoat.
Nevertheless, when Lastname went up to jump, he suddenly grew large, blue arms, and used them to hurtle himself the impressive distance.
When asked how he did that, Lastname simply said “Jaysohn rules!”
According to Dr. Tara Steel, stoats are able to absorb and use radiation for their incredible feats.
This has led to some questions about how safe it is for these stoats to compete. Dr. Steel has previously said that the radiation is only a minor danger, releasing radiation comparable to that released by the sun.
“Yeah, it should be fine,” Dr. Lila Lastname, Jaysohn’s sister and first stoat physicist, said.
The UN has currently stalled in recognizing the land within Ukrainian borders as it’s own country.
Jeane Kirkpatrick, US ambassador to the united nation, explained that there is very little political gain for such a move.
“These stoats are just little guys,” Kirkpatrick said.
There’s also the problem that these stoats have very little economic or social ties with the rest of the world.
“It also feels a little weird to have a country named Stoat Place.” Kirkpatrick explained. “I think it would help their efforts to change the name.”
“We are not changing the name,” Thorn Vale, Stoat Ambassador, has repeatedly said.
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magicratfingers · 6 months
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kelpiecats · 6 months
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zion-hates-you · 6 months
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He’s a cult leader. He’s a wife guy. He’s an uncle. He might have an abnormal connection to some sort of god. He’s 10in tall on his hind legs and 8oz. I didn’t say his name, but someone popped into your mind, huh?
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gayandtrashy · 6 months
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vividvermeer · 6 months
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But what if stoats DID wear clothes...? AKA if Burrow's End was more Redwall than Watership Down
This is the first Dimension 20 season I'm actually watching as it airs, and I'm completely obsessed, y'all
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void-in-a-pickle · 6 months
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Burrows End
I like how in burrows end, brennan's like "they have food and are without want and they're still armed and organized, its sus."
And Aabria is like "ITS A MILITARY STATE FOR PROTECTION.....from something"
Anyway, love how Imperialism and the threat of violence is always the bad guy for brennen.
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