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cryptotheism · 6 hours
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Like what do you mean moderate exercise and disciplined self respect actually improve my life. Cut the bullshit and invent cigarettes that are good for me already.
It pisses me the fuck off that yoga is actually ancient and really good for you. Part of me still feels like it was invented to extract wealth from white socal moms.
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cryptotheism · 6 hours
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I hate New age shit so much I actually get kinda mad when cleaning my room and drinking water actually improves my mood.
It pisses me the fuck off that yoga is actually ancient and really good for you. Part of me still feels like it was invented to extract wealth from white socal moms.
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cryptotheism · 6 hours
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It pisses me the fuck off that yoga is actually ancient and really good for you. Part of me still feels like it was invented to extract wealth from white socal moms.
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cryptotheism · 6 hours
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and god said to the angels: the age of prophets has come to a close. Speak not to mortal men, unless they get high enough. Then it's fine.
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cryptotheism · 17 hours
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Hundreds of Jewish anti-war demonstrators have been arrested during a Passover seder that doubled as a protest in New York, as they shut down a major thoroughfare to pray for a ceasefire and urge the Senate majority leader, Chuck Schumer, to end US military aid to Israel.
The 300 or so arrests took place on Tuesday night at Grand Army Plaza, on the doorstep of Schumer’s Brooklyn residence, where thousands of mostly Jewish New Yorkers gathered for the seder, a ritual that marked the second night of the holiday celebrated as a festival of freedom by Jews worldwide.
The seder came just before the US Senate resoundingly passed a military package that includes $26bn for Israel.
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cryptotheism · 18 hours
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prescriptivist 😔
Idk if I know enough about linguistic philosophy to consider myself a prescriptivist. I think it would be funny to be like, a neo-nominalist though.
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cryptotheism · 21 hours
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How about the kalevala for twitch reading?
Oh that would be fun! But I don't know a thing about Finnish epic poetry!
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cryptotheism · 21 hours
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Remember! They have to be out of copyright!
Man, I think a really fun way to do research would be to read old occult texts out loud on twitch. I really like the idea of doing a chill book club type beat that also serves as an impromptu audiobook for some older obscure texts.
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cryptotheism · 22 hours
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The five of swords. Heated competition, boastfulness, victory at any cost.
it’s insane how quickly your life can just. suddenly improve. i used to be so miserable but now i own 5 swords
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cryptotheism · 1 day
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Lavos is still my favorite Warframe btw. I heard I could be an alchemist and I locked tf in. I've tried dozens of other frames by now and none of them are as fun as Lavos. I love my tanked to shit mushroom man. I love his fully automatic glaive shotgun.
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cryptotheism · 1 day
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I know Warframe has PVP but I have literally never heard of anyone who played it
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cryptotheism · 1 day
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"High is just slang for acting silly and fun!"
"tweaking" is slang for freaking out
No it is not.
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cryptotheism · 1 day
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"tweaking" is slang for freaking out
No it is not.
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cryptotheism · 1 day
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CT help, I've been hanging out on reddit and I was just dealt tremendous amounts of psychic damage by a recommended post titled "Does anyone else feel like Grimes is a starseed?" (Apologies if this is the second ask, not sure if first one sent)
If anyone on this earth is a real, genuine, starseed, we all know it's Bjork.
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cryptotheism · 1 day
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Dick Shaver solicits pre-orders for a hardcover reprint of "I Remember Lemuria!" and for some reason chooses to do so while smoking a cigarette and draping a towel over his head.
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cryptotheism · 1 day
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"i'm literally tweaking" "are you restarted" "you sound acoustic right now" "this has crackhead energy" "my ex is such a narcissist" "i'm going nonverbal for an hour" "intrusive thoughts won"
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cryptotheism · 1 day
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Esotewica ^~^
Ocuwtist
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