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pxiedustnblades · 1 year

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Magni and Modi look like they unironically listen to Yung Gravy thinking it will help them get bitches.

#This is not a roast #i’m laughing my ass off #I love them so much #idk why they just give that vibe #god of war #gow modi #gow magni #shit post #faye is gaming #faye plays god of war

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yaoiconnoisseur · 6 months

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hello yes i would like to report a murder

#i live for watching the companions roast each other #bg3 #baldurs gate #baldur's gate #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #bg3 minthara #minthara #gale #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bg3 gale #gale bg3 #bg3 shitpost #bg3 screenshots #bg3 screencaps #minthara bg3

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monowires · 1 year

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i can’t say “angry birds ratios a transphobe” was on my 2023 bingo card, but i’m not disappointed

#johnny.txt #not fandom #trans rights are human rights #trans #transgender #angry birds #red angry birds #my guy ROASTED him

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sergle · 10 months

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i don’t make the rules AT ALL, but if you mostly spend time in Gay People Spaces then you know about 28 ppl who look like this

#the pronouns and everything vary but THE LOOK? it's CONSISTENT #this is not a roast. you're welcome for the free commission if you look like this #sergle.txt

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bloodyethanol · 10 months

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im letting the days go by and i dont even have a beautiful house or a beautiful wife

#talking heads #decent posts #guys stop roasting me okay i do have a beautiful (future) boywife. not a beautiful house though.#muted post

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thepromiscuousfinger · 9 months

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COD lobbies are toxic af, but lawd these are some good ones

#shitpost #These are actually on the tame side #cod roasts #dark humor #No I will not censor out any of the insults because you find it offensive #They're called insults

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sirsparklepants · 1 year

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Marathoned a show with a friend tonight and felt compelled to make this

Hope this clears things up

#I got fucking dragged in chat about my blorbo tastes tonight so I gotta roast myself

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wombywoo · 2 months

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retired 🩶

#call of duty #cod #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #soapghost #my art #listen this took me like two weeks so y'all better appreciate 🤌#johnny is the super active DIY father of the family #simon has made his way through all of the miss marple mysteries and has now set his sights on naval fiction #also growing his fringe out to hide the early onset baldness #johnny has gorgeous hair but we knew that #the dogs are called roger and wee albert--guess which is which #yes they all sleep in the same bed~#I guess I just need to see these two old and cranky and alive for whatever reason...#let them both burn in hell after a few good decades learning how to live beyond just surviving #god they probably make a banger pot roast....

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themetalhiro · 2 months

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Dispute.

#FLOP JOKEEE #This was supposed to be them roasting eachother on the aesthetics of their outfits #didnt sell. thats on me #metalhiro arts #one piece #sanji #one piece fanart #vinsmoke sanji #blackleg sanji #op sanji #zoro #roronoa zoro #op zoro #pirate hunter zoro #zosan #egghead island #egghead

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sennamaticart · 11 months

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Surely a nibble couldn't hurt!

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vodyaniks · 4 months

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Sun with kids / Sun with adults

#based on that Gordon Ramsey meme #my art #fnaf help wanted 2 #fnaf sun #sundrop #fnaf #dca #the idea of him roasting every staff member in his presence is hilarious to me

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daily-deliciousness · 6 months

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Brown butter steak with roasted garlic whipped cauliflower

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my-autism-adhd-blog · 5 months

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ROAST HIM GROK

#elon musk #elon musk news #grok #AI #grok roasts Elon #take that Elon #this is absolutely hilarious #feel free to reblog/share

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galois-catgirl · 8 months

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Hey, hey. Don't be sad. Women spitroasting you until you can't think, okay?

#nsft #transfem nsft #mtf #196 #transfem #bottomposting #hornyposting #mtf nsft #spit roast

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ne-cocoa · 5 months

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Monkie boiii

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secondbeatsongs · 5 months

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do you think the national dog show announcers ever explored each other's bodies

#personal #sbs rambles #thanksgiving #dog show #happy thanksgiving everyone #I am roasting a turkey as we speak #also I just like the announcers' voices okay #they seem nice. they have good chemistry #I wonder if they hang out

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