#THAT IS NOT A SERIOUS THREAT
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OOOOOOHHHHHHH!!! SO IF A “PUBLISHED AUTHOR OF FANTASY” WRITES ABOUT EATING THE SOULS OF POLITICANS TO SUMMON A DEMON IT’S “LITERARY CONTENT”, BUT WHEN I DO IT, IT’S A “HOW DID YOU GET INTO THE WHITE HOUSE” AND “THE NECRONOMICON SECTION DOESN’T EXIST PLEASE CHECK BARNES AND NOBLE”, WELL WHAT IF I WANT TO SUPPORT SMALL BUISNESSES AND DON’T WANT TO LOOK AT BARNES AND NOBLE BRENDA!!!
#REALLY BRENDA#SUPPORT BOOK STORES#IF STEPHEN KING DID IT THEN EVERYONE WOULD BE LIKE YESSSSSSS!!! BUT NO!#I SWEAR NEIL IF YOU GET CLOSE TO MY ANDREW JACKSON SOUL I'LL KILL YOU#THAT IS NOT A SERIOUS THREAT#NEIL WOULD ABSOLUTELY KICK MY ASS IN A FIGHT#DID YOU KNOW THAT NEIL DOES KICK BOXING IN HIS OWN SECTOR OF HEAVEN?#REGARDLESS#I'M WATCHING YOU NEIL#I'M ALWAYS WATCHING!!!#haz a great day#queuety pie#neil gaiman i swear to GOD if you dare touch Jackson's jar again...
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my own no-reapers au where it's just anderson has adopted dan when she's still a shithead teenager off the streets instead of agreeing to send her to the alliance. and saren is there to be a sunday cartoon villain. and hijinks ensue. (drawn over the yakuza movie)
#i am Burning#mass effect#dan shepard#saren arterius#commander shepard#is 16 years old and has an impressive crime list already and saren is a little intimidated at#anderson's scary charge#shes completely serious about this threat and can and will carry through with it#my art
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Danny had no idea what a meta was, but appearently he had something called a meta-gene. One would think a mutation that can cause people to manifest superpowers from lab accidents would explain his disastrous career as a superhero, but they would be wrong. Dannys meta gene was never activated and the whole ghost fiasco was just eldrich shenanigans at its finest.
No, Danny's meta gene activated just two weeks ago on his fifteenth birthday where he was celebrating at Sam's place with Tucker. They had gotten into one of thier usual fights about food and Danny just did not want to deal with it and went into another room.
Sams cat didn't love him per say but it usually didn't hate him either. Today was not his lucky day. The kitty scratched him and wouldn't you know? His meta gene wasn't activated by an interdimentional portal opening up on top of him, it wasn't activated by the numerous energy blasts he had been hit with nor the various electric shocks.
No, it was activated by a freaking cat scratch.
He stared at himself in the mirror, glowing green eyes with slit pupils stared back at him. His kitty ears were folded back to show his shock and displeasure over the situation but it was still rather obvious what they were. The tail wagging slowly behind him was the same snowy white as his hair and ears.
He looked like Phantom. He looked like Phanton as Fenton. Ancients. There was no way he was going to be able to hide this. Transforming brought about no change other than the hazmat suit. He was so screwed. He couldn't go home like this.
Breathing heavily and on the verge of a panic attack he called Jazz once, twice, three times, but she didn't pick up. Danny knew he couldn't stay in the human world, it was too dangerous.
But if he wasn't there to protect the ghosts than it would be too dangerous for them to stay too. He knew for a fact Dani was staying with Dora while she taught her how to read and write so he had pretty much no qualms about destroying the portals and outing Vlad through a pre-made video of him transforming and boasting about his crimes to Phantom, courtesy of Tucker and him filming it all.
He felt bad about ditching his friends one last time, and at his own birthday party no less! But he knew if he tried to say goodbye they would guilt him into staying and it would end horribly so he left a note explaining what happened and bounced.
Destroying the portals hadn't taken much time or effort nor did destroying over 20 years of research between the three. It was exploring the Ghost Zone that was giving him problems. He was always warned by Wulf not to open portals in the Ghost Zone unless you were very experienced cause if you screw up theres no telling when or where you will land. He thought back to Wulfs lessons and tried to conjure the image of lush wildlife and abundant food.
The place he ended up portaling to had neither of those things. In fact if felt like the opposite when he landed in a grimey alleyway in the dark of night.
A spotlight was pointed toward the sky, painting the clouds above in a yellow light holding a stylized image of a bat in the center. Danny wondered what that was about for only a minute before he heard the tell tale whoosh sound of someone landing in the alley behind him.
Dannys new instincts reacted before the logical part of his brain took hold causing him to whirl around with his ears flattened to his head and he hissed so furiously that the man with the red helmet (mask?) back up several paces while cursing furiously. The man also mentioned something about a "Pit" but Danny wasn't paying attention, he was scared out of his mind and bolted down the alleyways and out of sight before phasing into a dilapidated building and hiding under some rubble.
Later, Red Hood told Nightwing about the Lazarus Pit catboy demon and described it as nightmarish as possible before adding that it was kinda twinkish. He also added "for the love of God dickwing, don't let demon brat adopt that thing"
In Damians defence, he found Danny asleep next to Alfred the cat in Batcows barn and just decided he was thier new cat. In other news hes far more concerned with hiding Danny From Catwoman than from father.
#dp x dc#fanfiction prompts#prompts#danny phantom#danny fenton#batman#robin#damian wayne#can be dead serious#dead serious#ot it was supposed to be#something went wrong and now damian is adopting a catboy#like father like son i guess#danny has sharp little fangs and hes not afraid to flash them in threat#kitty instincts
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theres something so special about ianthe tridentarius being a genre-destroying caricature of an edgy YA badboy sexy flopvillain and i mean it. no emotional stakes just this 6 foot tall gumby looking creature in a open shirt doing fuck all but leaning on doorways sauntering around and smirking at y/n. babygirl
#successfully convincing harrow and gideon that she’s a serious person is the most evilest thing she ever did#i feel like the only character who sees ianthe as a Actual Threat is her sister#tlt#the locked tomb
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I couldn’t resist... 👀
This one’s for @istadris. x3
#Luigi#Bowser#first meeting#personal take#I love Bowser as a goofball but...#He has the potential to be downright TERRIFYING also#and I honestly believe this needs to be exploited more#let him be gleefully scary and nightmarish!#I love villains that fully embody that evilness#you never know what they'll do next because there's no limit to their madness#they have that edge of real danger and threat to them#poor Luigi is in serious trouble D:#angst#suspence#Super Mario Bros#Fanart
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Physician/therapist/chemist/etc, heal thyself
#hajime hinata#He has off days too. it's hard when the worst part of your life is when you were bored as hell and now it's real easy to get bored again#Sdr2#Super danganronpa 2#An art#Who here cursing their brain chemicals or lack thereof tonight?#I am. It's taking all willpower not to drink 5 monsters in a row just to see what happens#Dwbi tho it's fine I'm not gonna this is not a serious threat
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So apparently I made the awful mistake of going on Twitter and posting silly robots, now an entire group of harassers want me dead🤩🤩🤩 Anyways yall mind if I hide here for a week
#Im serious Im getting death threats#And someone called me a slur#Also misgendered me#Im so confused#Anyways-#honeybee rambles
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when “I’ll sneeze on you” is an actual threat bc you got your spleen yoinked
#I feel like a lot of characters have the potential to have their spleen yoinked#kim dokja seems like the typa guy to lose his spleen#this post is about tim drake tho#how do you just lose a spleen#embarrassing#tim drake#red robin#tim drake’s spleen#dc comics#Batman#headcanon that he’s a serious germaphobe now#jason uses that threat constantly#batboys
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Silly little drawing! Silly little guys!! Triple Threat! I got inspired by @/sapphicseasapphire’s Cryptid Chain AU(back when it was still LU lol) a while back, and made all of the LU guys monsters! Just didn’t draw them yet lol. Like a Halloween episode in a show, where everyone is a monster and everyone acts like that’s normal. Wild is based on Frankenstein’s Monster, Legend is a living ventriloquist dummy, and Hyrule is a witch. Planning on drawing more of this silly stuff when I feel silly again lol
#linked universe#linked universe au#lu wild#lu legend#lu hyrule#lu triple threat#halloween episode au#<-idk man that’s just what I’ll be calling it#not a serious drawing or AU at all haha#eye contact tw
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marx taranzy dynamic(again)😏 i think marx has had it too...bearable for too long he needs to be burdened with fear towards SOMETHING
#kirbyliker12png#marx kirby#magolor#taranza#LOOK i think evy1 else not taking taranza as a serious threat while marx is the only person terrified of him is the 37th funniest thing eve#yeah not t20 i have a lot of knowledge on Other Funnier Things
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Honestly the helluva boss villains are so goofy because most of them are like “grr you shouldn’t have done that you’re going to pay for that!” and this is me reaction every time
#like seriously why is crimson copy paste lookin ass even a recurring villain I can’t his ass serious BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE MOXXIE IN A GOOFY#WAY then striker you know the guy that feels like a threat to imp got the dumb down treatment because Vivzepop didn’t like how the fandom#finds him cool so she makes him the you get no bitches joke (plus his va change and he doesn’t sound threatening anymore)#Stella also got turned into a bimbo like she honestly could of been a great villain but nope! since she is a female character she needs to#be dumb and need her creepy ass brother that’s totally not making flirtatious comments to her#and don’t get me started on Mr Christmas tree like what his ass going to do!? nothing! because by the next episodes everything goes back to#normal#anti helluva boss#helluva boss critical
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#my art#trans#side note: following tags are a pretty long thought dump#ugh okay i'm going to be honest#i didn't know anything about predstrogen until she was banned and many people started talking about her#also looked through photomatt's blog very briefly#to me he sounds callous- if that's the right word. he just didn't seem to care about what happened to predstrogen prior to her being banned#also? car with hammers that explodes multiple times feels far from being a serious death threat to me#yes predstrogen explicitly mentioned death wishes#but i don't know. what she said is more cartoonish than serious#also something i noticed from photomatt: where is the evidence that predstrogen threatened other users?#i haven't been looking into all this that deeply#but that photomatt stating that as part of the reason for predstrogen's ban and then not elaborating is. weird. for lack of better words#on a slightly different note: i love tumblr and how i can be my silly queer self and nobody cares#but if we don't stand up for each other — especially those who are constant targets for harrassment and other crappy things#tumblr will eventually die or bear no resemblance to the site i enjoy so much#maybe i'm privileged! being a trans masc guy#or maybe i'm ignorant#but i guess i have a tendency to say a lot. and i hate staying silent when i have the opportunity to speak out#so i'm going to scream#and i hope y'all are going to speak in support of trans women too
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I think the worst (best) thing Twst could have ever made is making Malleus just a little Lizard dude, like what do you mean the once silly looking little guy is destroying everything he can so his dad doesn't leave him??? you think I can take him serious??? the little guy who still throws a tantrum like he's an egg??? you want me to take this man serious???
#twst spoilers#spoilers#maybe spoilers#local shouldn't be allowed to think#like what do you mean I should take Malleus serious as a threat#like I know he's lashing out because nobody bothered to teach him emotional maturatiy#and is terrified on being all alone again because his Dad will leave him and his only friend that doesn't have anything to do with his#family or Briar valley leaves him#and he's scared of being alone again and nothing more than a glorified trophy#but like they also showed him as a silly little baby and I can't take him serious anymore because now all I can think about is him just#acting like a child#and I should stop because funny just goes back into sad territory because Malleus was never taught how to properly handle his feelings
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i want to chew on them
#bingge wines and dines him properly#he cooks everything himself 1)bc he wants to impress mu qing 2) ghosts are scared shitless of him and left their stalls as they sensed him#he’s like. a serious threat to ghost city’s small businesses#also his relationship with hc are fucking weird#mu qing#tgcf mu qing#tgcf#bingqing#tgcf fanart#mxtx tgcf#luo bingge#luo binghe#mxtx svsss#svsss fanart#svsss
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I am always losing my mind over this scene from the comic when Nimona is rampaging through the city, killing people and Ballister and Ambrosius have their trillionth Little Argument of the series.
More specifically I'd like to focus on how Nimona has at this point tried to kill Ballister by breathing fire on him and already killed like. Everyone working at the Institution Facility they were at and probably a great many civilians and Ballister says that, if he's able to calm her down, he is going to pretend like it never happened. A testament to the bond and love between them.
But he says this to Ambrosius.
Ambrosius who has been waiting for him to "get over" his betrayal for fifteen years. A ridiculous favor to expect. But imagine how it would feel to have just come off a conversation about how what you did can't ever be forgiven and how things can never return to the way they once were with the person you love. And then they express their willingness to immediately forgive someone else, who did arguably worse, to them and to others, than you did.
It's obviously a different situation. What Nimona did comes off as more of an outburst than a betrayal. But I don't think Ambrosius would see it that way.
And this is the moment he decides to fight Nimona, believing fully that he will be killed. He doesn't care if Ballister gets him the device or agrees to help him because he has no intention to survive. He intends only to keep her occupied long enough to maybe save a few more lives, hoping to buy enough time for someone to maybe figure out how to kill her. He intends to try his best, but I don't think he was arrogant enough to believe he would live. Especially based on the later line, when Ballister insists that he WILL die,
"I've never done anything good in my entire life. Maybe I can't stop her. But I have to at least try."
Ambrosius heard that the person he loved was willing to forgive someone else, but not him. He's already lost the job he sacrificed this relationship for. This is the moment he decides he wants to at least die a hero, the moment he decides to carry out his thinly veiled suicide attempt.
#cw suicide attempt#Super interesting also how Nimona takes his role in the movie#the role of “sacrifices themselves to eliminate a more serious threat and almost dies”#nimona#ambrosius goldenloin#goldenheart#ballister blackheart#nimona graphic novel#ballister x ambrosius#blackloin#yywihh analysis
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oh hey back to red honey talk :3
how would Twitch feel learning about scenarios where people consumed it against their will? ie. jamie's situation, or the situation with victor albert being given it as a baby
please you can't come in here with a :3 right after "red honey talk" when that's like waltzing into my inbox with a hydrogen bomb
anyway this got me Thinking. i think twitch would simplify red honey in their brain for a long time into Just "people only take this by choice and totally disregard or even enjoy my/other victim's pain, and that makes them bad." because that's a lot easier to process! i can't imagine they're putting a lot of thought into whoever is consuming the red honey or why, they just know it causes them pain
so i don't think it would even occur to them (or, more accurately they just don't like to think about it) that someone could do all of that, and then ALSO inflict it on other people to make them suffer too. that's a whole new level of fucked up for them to process
that said, if they Did find out--once they'd gotten over the "oh god do people actually do that" hurdle, more than anything they'd be understandably Fucking Furious at whoever forced someone to take it against their will. does red honey not already cause enough pain that they have to bring in other innocent people too?? i think twitch would 100% consider it one of the most evil things anyone can do
as for whoever was forced to take it-although they're Obviously uncomfortable with the concept of anyone taking red honey, they'd understand it wasn't their choice. they absolutely do not want to talk about it, it gets left at that, but they wouldn't be upset at the person.
(extra for funsies: one possible exception is if it was their memories. that would complicate things. they still wouldn't blame the person who experienced them, but the concept of being around someone who knows that they went through that and knows things about ""twitch"" that twitch doesn't even know themselves, and doesn't want to know, makes them feel 1000 emotions they can't put a word to.
if it was someone they didn't know well who approached them to tell them, they're getting kicked to the ground + threatened with a sword to never, ever speak to them again or they're getting permakilled.
if it was someone they knew & liked--honestly, they're still getting threatened with a sword and told to stop talking Right Now do not say another fucking word about this we are forgetting this happened and you are not ever mentioning it again.
but even with someone they were close to-they would find that incredibly difficult to move past. they have a very real fear of people seeing them differently because of the cage gardens or because of something related to who "they" were Before the cage gardens that they're not even aware of themselves. even if it's pity, or sympathy they don't want it!! i think thy could move past it eventually, providing that doesn't happen, though. and providing the person respects their wishes, of course)
#inquiries#thedeafprophet#sorry this is so long i had a lot more thoughts than i xpected but thank you this was SO FUN to think about >:3#jamie don't bring it up or you're getting threatened with a sword. sorry#but not kicked to the ground! because twitch thinks they're fun enough to not threaten permakilling! win!#if they like people it's an empty threat really but they just get Heated and want people to know they're very serious#and a sword will make you look very serious very quickly!#anyway thank you for the ask hehehe >:3#londonmusings#twitchery#long post#i think
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