am i too late to the pinup trend? yes? too bad! woe, twitties be upon ye

less covered, better version below the cut

(i was gonna try and put text on this like "wanna fuck the entire admiralty" but i couldn't get it to work. devastating.)

bonus even more naked version too because why not, i guess 😌

(eye horror below, just in case)

listen they're on a date

Twitch belongs to @capn-twitchery :D thank you again for letting me draw them!!!

@capn-twitchery remember when twitch said this

birthday mel for our fav @dirgelwch 😌♥

Working on designing some characters from my main OC’s backstory - so of course I had to start with the capital I Issue, dear Officer Benedict Beverley. He’s a little… quirky… (edit:, should clarify, in ways other then merely THE SUN THE SUN THE-)

i'm very predictable so winterberry for all 3 of your characters?? >:3c

ohoho, i am not very good at this (because my own sense of style is, uh, not very sophisticated). but i'll try my best!

Winterberry — Use one or more photos that encapsulates your OC's clothing style. The Apologist:

the apologist's dress sense boils down to "what goes nicely with this one overcoat i have an emotional attachment to?"

also recent addition: fox

Avery:

avery's clothing choices at any given event depend primarily on how much crime she intents to perform there. she'd honestly be a cool Bag a Legend! character – she'd relish veils' properties and assets.

Shale:

shale's style also depends on what he's doing – his great game strategies relies on people assuming he's a simple dockworker, so he has to dress appropriately. i imagine he has exactly one suit (but it's one he really likes) and he's very excited when he gets to wear it.

ask game here!

6, 25, 36 for sylvia?? 👀

6. Do they consider laws flexible, or immovable?

I mean if we're talking like legal laws... they may as well not exist. But inner, moral laws as dictated by Conscience and the Revolution? As rigid as you can get. Whenever Silvia goes against her moral code, she spirals into self-hatred, and gets melancholy and irritable and just unpleasant to be around.

25. What are their thoughts on marriage? 

Silvia does want to get married--but not yet. She's only 22, and she's having too much fun actually being able to openly date women and, ya know, other genders that date lesbians. Besides, if she was going to marry someone, they'd have to be as hopelessly devoted to her as she is to them, and that hasn't happened yet.

26. Do they actively seek romance, or do they wait for it to fall into their lap?

Silvia will bend over backwards to get someone else to ask them out first. Like, they'll very clearly show that they're interested, but if you're waiting for her to confess first, you'll be waiting a long time. Still, she does at least actively seek out situations that create the appropriate conditions for romance.

🐧if you don't have too many already i'd love a song for either of my ocs! thank you for doing these!! :D♥︎

Graveyard by Halsey for Grace! I like the stripped version best but the original is also good.

specifically I was thinking about his relationship with Twitch here. “the warning signs can feel like they’re butterflies” is probably the most Twitch thing ever, and the recurring imagery of following/digging deeper is also quite fitting for Grace I feel.

🌈🌳for darcy, 📚🎨 for doe & 🛏🌌 for boots >:3c

I'M NOT LATE FOR THESE OC ASKS SHHHHH

Darcy:

🌈 Does your OC speak more than one language? If so, how many and which?

He does actually! I’d say 2.5 because he can read/write/speak English and French but he can only read and sooooort of write Latin. Just because he had to do it for medical texts. French he learned specifically to annoy people, which is more of a motivator for him to learn things in general. Honestly if you can convince him it would piss people off he’d learn violin. He’a that committed to the bit.

🌳 Would your OC survive for a week on their own in the wilderness?

Barring the fact that he’s technically already dead, I think so? He’d hate it the whole time and only do bare minimum to get through it. His general health might be a problem though, he’s not very strong or fast, but on the other hand I’ve decided he keeps a bottle of alcohol in his wooden leg (yes. Because of pirates of the Caribbean. Shush) so maybe he can get wasted enough to not care.

Doe:

📚 Your OC has to improvise a 10 minute lecture about a topic of their choosing. What do they chose?

Answered this one in another ask! Short version: he will not comply.

🎨 This was a question about artistic hobbies I think but I forgot to copy it and I’m on my phone. I doubt anyone will read this far down to call me out on it.

I’ve mentioned before but Doe actually really likes writing romantic poetry. The looooooooong story kind. Like….book length. They’re all very sweet with happy ending endings for everyone!!! Sometimes he forces Darcy to read them because he’s so proud of them! Whether they’re good or not, however, is entirely up to the reader.

Boots:

🛏️ What does your OC’s bed look like? What would they like their bed to look like?

Boots sleeps either in Doe’s helmet or on top of his chest at night. He also likes to nap right in front of Darcy’s basement door so that he trips over him.

🌌 If your OC has a nightmare, what’s it most likely about?

He meets the Vake and the Vake is mean to him and doesn’t want to be friends :C.

rose & lily for everyone?? :D

Rose: Favorite form of self care? Elias: If Elias has energy to spare, then they'll work on their garden!!! It's something that is purely a hobby for them, so they don't have to worry about work or the Guild or anything else! It helps them work out frustrations, and give them something to concentrate on! They have a Dye garden at the university that their students and partners help tend, but back home they have an assortment of plants they they have purely for the love of them! it gets them out of their own head and serves as a good distraction for her! if they don't have energy to spare? They'll make their bed up with their favorite quilts and pillows, make some tea, and just rest and read a book! it provides mental stimulation, but also ensures she won't hurt her body if it's already a bad pain day! Pennitha: Pennitha will make herself a nice bath!! She likes the cool water, it helps ground her, and it also helps make sure she's clean! Pennitha likes to take care of hygeine, but unfortunatly when she's deep in morning that can go to the wayside. She also spends time taking care of her hair, and making certain her curls are properly maintained! She'll also work on her knitting, making scarves and gloves and mittens!! Usually she gives these away as gifts for friends, and if she's focusing on a complex pattern then she can't get lost in her own thoughts. She'll also go and visit friends, as being alone for too long has a bad impact on her (like with Elias! these two spend a lot of time in each other's company) Pheobe: Pheobe will dust and clean his whole house! It's good to be doing something productive, and it makes him feel good to live in a clean and happy space. He'll relight his candles, and maybe spend some time at his altar. He writes in his journal a lot too, it helps him sort through his own emotions and make well-informed decisions!!! Lily: Love language?

Elias shows their devotion distantly! They aren't affectionate in person, but they are cuddly! They'll initiate touch frequently, though they don't like recieving it if others initiate without permission! They'll lean on others frequently, or purposefully move out of their wheelchair to sit on someone. With blanket permission though, touch over clothing is fine!! Showing it to others, they'll also often send letters! Even if you see them everyday, you may still wake up to your letterbox full of poems they think you'd like, or pressed flowers, or even the rare photograph! Elias has been hurt by words a lot, but was never shown physical affection until they came to london, so if you want to win them over, gifts of things they mentioned previously, or returning their cuddles are the way to go! or just being there for them consistently! Pennitha also enjoys physical touch, though not as much as Elias. She likes being helped with things, and she'll reciprocate with lots of little gifts! Emotional comfort has the most impact on her however. Being a shoulder to cry on, to bear some of the burden with her, means absolute worlds to her. She's very good at gifting and planning things for others, and knows everyone's likes and dislikes!! She also enjoys spending time with people!

Pheobe is also fond of giving and receiving gifts! He likes scheduled time together, whether for walks in the marshes, fighting off blemmigans when those walks go poorly, getting coffee after washing off blemmigan slime... he likes being intimate with someone like that! He's also prone to cuddles! Ask game here

killing me that with the rowdy corsair in evolution and now the unsanctioned zubmariner, twitch has met Two pirate captain ladies that are weirdly similar to themself, and they have Fucking Hated both of them

the minute they order twitch what to do on a ship or try and explain zailing things to them twitch immediately hates them so bad. you can't order them around like a captain. THEY'RE a captain. how dare you

The real reasons we're all here, inspired by @capn-twitchery tags

@capn-twitchery, allow me to illustrate a solution for the "Twich is too tall to hold hands with Grace" issue?

Do you know what listening to The Village People for two days straight does to the human psyche? Don’t worry about it, come to Grand Geode. Nothing bad will happen to you.

Thank you to @capn-twitchery, @half-life-citizen, @calamity-calliope, and @zeebreezin for letting me put your blorbos into situations (and all the support bringing this shitpost into reality).

Life preserver Twitch to the rescue! But oh, at what cost.

For @capn-twitchery!

This one goes out to all the Nemesis-Heads who have been or are currently stuck right before the Iron Republic! We’re in this one together!! We can just row!!

Featuring my fellow revengers:

- @capn-twitchery ‘s Lt. Grace

- @the-masterless-press ‘s Mathilde

- @thedeafprophet ‘s Nemesis!Alex

- @the-insouciant-scientist ‘s Ciaomhe