really funny seeing you talk about miscellaneous targs solely by vaguely describing them. i don’t know who anyone is after the dance. you could just make up a guy and i’d believe you. you could tell me there was actually a fully accepted queen regnant named daera and i’d just have to believe you

okay anon your homework assignment is to read the hedge knight and come back to me with a book report about daeron the drunken

I must sleep. Sleep is the mind-healer. Sleep is the big-life that brings total ability to fucking do anything. I will face my bed. I will permit the blankie to pass over me and snores to pass through me. And when sleep has gone past I will turn the outer eye to greet the new morning. When the sleep has gone there will be everything. Energy and will to live will remain.

Since we're speculating on which Blackfyre Rebellion Girlies would have claimed Which Dragons which dragon does Daenerys bring with her to Dorne

morning :)

blackfyres in 215 ac looking at what might be their greatest PR opportunity of the century because the Targaryen dynasty is facing significant illness, drought and general instability in the realm, an absentee king who is a complete puppet for his evil kinslaying abomination uncle and who will be succeeded by a mad kinslaying teenage girl heir. The next candidate for heir is also a kinslayer whose two adult sons are 1) that one homie who is clearly just not going to make it and 2) ludicrously comically evil and unstable. and daemon ii blackfyre looked at all of this and somehow fumbled harder than anyone has ever fumbled before. that’s real.

king aerys i targaryen naming the first female heir since the dance of the dragons (it’s his insane niece. who is mad with grief. because she accidentally killed the previous heir who was her brother and also her husband in some sort of grotesque accident. who is now the heir because she is a kinslayer.) where would we be without our allies

king aerys i targaryen naming the first female heir since the dance of the dragons (it’s his insane niece. who is mad with grief. because she accidentally killed the previous heir who was her brother and also her husband in some sort of grotesque accident. who is now the heir because she is a kinslayer.) where would we be without our allies

robert baratheon

Microsoft Word is an interesting program because it seeks to delay and hinder as much as possible the process of composing a document (on top of costing a bunch of money, being a subscription service, etc). It's like somebody decided to use their power as a monopolist for pure evil, just to make the world worse as a terminal value.

I like Astarion still, just it's that i am in love with Minthara. 😳

riverlands peasant or fleabottom resident?

CORLYS VELARYON and RHAENYS TARGARYEN GOT’s HOUSE OF THE DRAGON 1.05 We Light The Way

In your mind Who was the father of Gaels stillborn child? A random Singer? A Kingsguard? One Of her brothers? Jaehaerys himself?

if i wanted to be messy i could say well isn’t it kind of weird daemon who was gael’s same age did get unceremoniously and unwillingly married off far far away to the vale right around that time as arranged by queen alysanne gael’s codependent mother herself.

but really i don’t think it matters the whole point to me if there even is a point beyond her single paragraph of flavor text is that she is so isolated and no one knows her at all for her whole life that even the circumstances surrounding her decision to end it are hidden and obscured until both of her parents die years later.

how do you feel about the theory that lancel will act as a character witness for sansa, as she saved his life at the blackwater and he would have insider info and us aligned with the church?

what is sansa on trial for. they must acquit.

Heyy!! What are your thoughts on Jaeherys and Alysanne's daughters?

well when your father looks at you and only sees an incarnation of his own sister-wife because you were put on this earth for him to groom into a future child bride for his sons or summarily disposed of it is a bit of a crazymaking situation.

I think the reason Jaehaerys acted inexplicably genuinely shocked every single time one of his teenage daughters got to marrying age and someone suggested that they get married was because he thought that he was going to be the only man in their lives forever because there is something deeply wrong with him. and then their mom is arranging these crazyass matches with older men to live vicariously through them because she never got to choose a partner, so it really is just a complete and total psychosexual codependency enmeshment nightmare.

-think something had to be extremely wrong with valyrian tradwife never allowed to develop an independent identity Alyssa below the surface. because being named the golden child by responding positively to the grooming telling you to peg your brother and wanting to birth him an entire army of sons before dying at 23 definitely speaks to….something. where else do daemon‘s mommy issues come from

-Daella exists to be a victim and dies giving birth to her daughter who also exists to be a victim. sacrificial lamb parthenogenesis.

-Maegelle got out of everything else simply by being conceived with the explicit intention of being a living tithe. somehow the least crazy situation on this list. 

-I don’t know whether or not it is intentional that Saera is written exhibiting so many of the behaviors indicative of being a CSA victim. hypersexual alcoholic dysregulated fifteen year-old being held down and forced to watch her father chop her boyfriend in half by her mom‘s codependent female bodyguard is an experience you could throw the entire works of Sigmund Freud at and come up lacking. i hope lys was nice.

-Viserra being exiled for absorbing too much of the Targaryen grooming background radiation and getting falling down drunk at 15 before making a move on her brother. this just keeps happening to them. I’m sure it’s a coincidence. insane that Alysanne really felt like she was competing with her own daughter here because I know she was a #boymom with baelon and aemon.

-I think it’s interesting how no one mentions Gael ever again after she kills herself and no one seems to think of her at all given the fact that she’s daemon’s age and presumably would’ve interacted with any of the grandkids. I know it’s because textually she’s just an afterthought, but I think it would be interesting if her yellow wallpaper ass existence and the fact that she is basically a pet for her mother her entire life just sort of renders her posthumously unspeakable. no one wants to talk about what happened to her.

the dance of the dragons was necessary in order to prevent aerion brightflame gaining access to a 150 year old vhagar-sized sunfyre. trust the process

americans not knowing geography too good is a symptom of myopic imperial geopolitical arrogance and has a body count in and of itself. But every time someone gets on the internet and loudly questions why someone would be speaking French with an American accent because the existence of Quebec has up until this point previously eluded them an angel gains its wings. 

shiera and bittersteel have silverwing and vermithor though. international diplomatic incident

Hello, If Bloodraven was alive during the Dance, do you think he'd have a dragon? Id if so, what dragon do you think he'd have?

i really think that bloodraven’s personality and relationship with power is fundamentally shaped by being kind of an underdog in that he is a bastard, he’s albino which people treat him very badly for, and I think he sees himself as the only person willing to do what needs to be done at the cost of everyone hating him (whether it actually needs to be done is another question.) As a result he consolidates power very quietly. He’s a trickster. He has to be planning and plotting because that sort of might makes right approach is not something that is ever going to fully work for him. Because of all of that I think having a dragon would change him so significantly that he wouldn’t be recognizably bloodraven anymore. So, none.